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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #25 on: September 23, 2015, 12:23:51 AM »
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Registrations are down but there's still a lot of them, ten buxes add up quick. Not to mention reregs which don't get factored into those counts.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #26 on: September 23, 2015, 12:40:11 AM »
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i wouldn't be surprised if lowtax has a shitload of investments that he lives off of, if the forums were that important to his income i think he'd pay way more attention to them
Trigger warning: the second video contains powerful audio of the manís fragmented urine stream.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #27 on: September 23, 2015, 01:10:51 AM »
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i wouldn't be surprised if lowtax has a shitload of investments that he lives off of, if the forums were that important to his income i think he'd pay way more attention to them

He seems to be hilariously incompetent at anything involving money.

It's amazing how much he's pissed away over the years given how little work he's had to do. Worse, he seems to hate the forums so much he's resorted to Twitter as his only place to post. It's just so damn weird to watch.




Plus, he talks like a fag and ruined the "Troll 2" Rifftrax. Fuck you, Lowtax. Stick to text!  :coolmad:

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #28 on: September 23, 2015, 01:36:01 AM »
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i wouldn't be surprised if lowtax has a shitload of investments that he lives off of, if the forums were that important to his income i think he'd pay way more attention to them

If he did, they would have been seized by the state of missouri for back taxes.

His only financial asset was a BOA account with 100k that is now safely invested in the 1st Bank of Zimbabwe.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #29 on: September 23, 2015, 01:46:42 AM »
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Has anyone done a "mods knew" banner yet?

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #30 on: September 23, 2015, 02:43:41 AM »
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somebody make a banner ad that redirects to aatreks page on the sex offender registry
Trigger warning: the second video contains powerful audio of the manís fragmented urine stream.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #31 on: September 23, 2015, 03:28:20 PM »
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somebody make a banner ad that redirects to aatreks page on the sex offender registry
she has an weird expression (or face) and i'm just not into it at all :shrug:

i mean im not saying she's ugly or wouldn't bang, she's utterly forgettable to me and deffo not my type

edit: might as well clarify further before the chimpouts over mlady: yes yes shes like an 8 or a 9 or whatever no need to get the fedoras out but im sure she appreciates the white knighting

edit 2: wait wait seriously i just reread the page and is she really 15? i thought that he was joking at first but is he actually serious? because take that fucking picture down if it's the case you fucking weirdo what the fuck

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #32 on: September 23, 2015, 03:37:44 PM »
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somebody make a banner ad that redirects to aatreks page on the sex offender registry

i would pay for a round of this
This forum, like all iterations before it was started by a small group of people, many of whom have been posting together on various spinoffs going on 15 years now.

Dog's plans for the forum have been extensively discussed with 3 of the other 4 fagmins, via group PM, over a period of months.

The only ones "subverting" the forum here are the swole cru/wn/alt rightards who, by their own admission, want to change this forum from what it was, was intended to be, and what the former and current owners want it to be.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #33 on: September 23, 2015, 04:34:21 PM »
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Quote from: Lowtax
Since I dislike ads but am forced to run themBECAUSE NOBODY IS BUYING ANYTHING HERE AND WE'RE NOT POPULAR AND I'M NOT MAKING ANY MONEY AND I HAD TO FIRE EVERYBODY BECAUSE I'M GOING BROKE AND I SWEAR TO GOD I'M LIKE THIS CLOSE TO THROWING MYSELF OFF A GODDAMN BRIDGE BUT I PROBABLY WON'T BECAUSE I'M AFRAID OF HITTING SOMEBODY'S BOAT AND NOT DYING AND THEN GETTING SUED AND MY KIDS WON'T GET TO GO TO COLLEGE AND WILL HAVE TO PILOT PREDATOR DRONES OR WORK IN WAL-MART FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES, we have a glut of remnant ads (when legit, money-making ads run out, they show stupid crap like PSAs that tell you not to light forest fires or smoke dope or whatever the hell the government wants you to do).

It's hilarious how every goon fantasizes about piloting drones

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #34 on: September 23, 2015, 04:57:43 PM »
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Quote from: Lowtax
Since I dislike ads but am forced to run themBECAUSE NOBODY IS BUYING ANYTHING HERE AND WE'RE NOT POPULAR AND I'M NOT MAKING ANY MONEY AND I HAD TO FIRE EVERYBODY BECAUSE I'M GOING BROKE AND I SWEAR TO GOD I'M LIKE THIS CLOSE TO THROWING MYSELF OFF A GODDAMN BRIDGE BUT I PROBABLY WON'T BECAUSE I'M AFRAID OF HITTING SOMEBODY'S BOAT AND NOT DYING AND THEN GETTING SUED AND MY KIDS WON'T GET TO GO TO COLLEGE AND WILL HAVE TO PILOT PREDATOR DRONES OR WORK IN WAL-MART FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES, we have a glut of remnant ads (when legit, money-making ads run out, they show stupid crap like PSAs that tell you not to light forest fires or smoke dope or whatever the hell the government wants you to do).

It's hilarious how every goon fantasizes about piloting drones
It's their dream job. Sit at a desk with a joystick doing fuck all 99% of the time.
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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #35 on: September 23, 2015, 05:17:00 PM »
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The funny thing about a Patreon for him or any kind of fundraising is the money won't go back into the site. It's just giving Lowtax money for him to spend on video games and child support. Why would anyone donate money to a guy with an $80k car?

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #36 on: September 23, 2015, 08:07:21 PM »
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The funny thing about a Patreon for him or any kind of fundraising is the money won't go back into the site. It's just giving Lowtax money for him to spend on video games and child support. Why would anyone donate money to a guy with an $80k car?
Leased 80k car  :reagan: What something awful needs is a super car! The only one who is laughing is the dealer when they get is back.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #37 on: September 23, 2015, 09:10:23 PM »
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Quote from: Lowtax
Since I dislike ads but am forced to run themBECAUSE NOBODY IS BUYING ANYTHING HERE AND WE'RE NOT POPULAR AND I'M NOT MAKING ANY MONEY AND I HAD TO FIRE EVERYBODY BECAUSE I'M GOING BROKE AND I SWEAR TO GOD I'M LIKE THIS CLOSE TO THROWING MYSELF OFF A GODDAMN BRIDGE BUT I PROBABLY WON'T BECAUSE I'M AFRAID OF HITTING SOMEBODY'S BOAT AND NOT DYING AND THEN GETTING SUED AND MY KIDS WON'T GET TO GO TO COLLEGE AND WILL HAVE TO PILOT PREDATOR DRONES OR WORK IN WAL-MART FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES, we have a glut of remnant ads (when legit, money-making ads run out, they show stupid crap like PSAs that tell you not to light forest fires or smoke dope or whatever the hell the government wants you to do).

It's hilarious how every goon fantasizes about piloting drones
It's their dream job. Sit at a desk with a joystick doing fuck all 99% of the time.

Manhandling their joysticks is the closest 99.99% of all goons will come to having sex anyway.
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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #38 on: September 24, 2015, 01:29:36 AM »
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Haha.


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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #39 on: September 24, 2015, 09:17:08 AM »
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Haha.



 :reagan:

Quote from: Sleeveless" post="450601782
oh hey it's that creepy gamergater who keeps doxxing people and posting pictures of their kids that I warned Lowtax about 5 pages ago


Who the fuck is this faggot "Sleeveless"
« Last Edit: September 24, 2015, 09:19:27 AM by food desert »

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #40 on: September 24, 2015, 10:56:30 AM »
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Quote from: Sleeveless" post="450601782
oh hey it's that creepy gamergater who keeps doxxing people and posting pictures of their kids that I warned Lowtax about 5 pages ago


Who the fuck is this faggot "Sleeveless"

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #41 on: September 24, 2015, 11:33:32 AM »
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SA won't ever fully die, it'll just be like Atheism+, still be there but no one but the mods go there to have a Mexican stand off of who to ban next. Making sure they go there at least 6 times a day to show how active their forum is and make it clear they don't need demodding.

Didn't Lowtax start shit with GG just now then whine that GG responded to him on mass?


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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #42 on: September 24, 2015, 09:22:14 PM »
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Who the fuck is this faggot "Sleeveless"

Another idiot who believes the world is divided into Gamergaters and anti-Gamergaters.  If you're one of the vast majority of people who are utterly indifferent to the whole Gamergate drama, you automatically get assigned to Gamergater group by the antis.  Because of course no-one could ever object to paedophiles or their supporters unless they hated wymyns in vidya games or something.

"radium" has broken SA again.
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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #43 on: September 24, 2015, 10:22:36 PM »
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Quote from: kazoosandthings" post="450637711
i would pay :10bux: to have an @somethingawful.com forward to my gmail and i could reply through it hurry up and set it up thx
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Holy shit, an SA email address? I'd pay :10bux: :10bux:
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Then again, modsknew@somethingawful.com would be pretty funny.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #44 on: September 25, 2015, 04:05:35 PM »
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$20 for a mask over the actual functioning gmail servers, no less. He needs people to know he's a cool dude at Something Awful in literally every method of communication.

See this is why we make fun of Lowtax for mismanaging his biggest asset, that's at least a few hundo to a thousand bucks off literal retards for pretty much nothing.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #45 on: September 25, 2015, 08:32:43 PM »
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It's either we do what we can to make this an attractive more profitable forum, or give up and have it fold and be stuck with the likes of Reddit and {retch} that other one with 3,000 genders on it. Or have it bought by a third party and turned into that, or worse.

Because if SA dies, apparently the only other forums where goons could post are reddit and tumblr.

« Last Edit: September 25, 2015, 08:35:07 PM by Waltzing Matilda »

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #46 on: September 26, 2015, 10:00:17 AM »
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This forum, like all iterations before it was started by a small group of people, many of whom have been posting together on various spinoffs going on 15 years now.

Dog's plans for the forum have been extensively discussed with 3 of the other 4 fagmins, via group PM, over a period of months.

The only ones "subverting" the forum here are the swole cru/wn/alt rightards who, by their own admission, want to change this forum from what it was, was intended to be, and what the former and current owners want it to be.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #47 on: September 26, 2015, 11:41:57 AM »
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This forum, like all iterations before it was started by a small group of people, many of whom have been posting together on various spinoffs going on 15 years now.

Dog's plans for the forum have been extensively discussed with 3 of the other 4 fagmins, via group PM, over a period of months.

The only ones "subverting" the forum here are the swole cru/wn/alt rightards who, by their own admission, want to change this forum from what it was, was intended to be, and what the former and current owners want it to be.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #48 on: September 26, 2015, 12:33:46 PM »
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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #49 on: September 26, 2015, 12:58:47 PM »
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