The Official President Trump YUGE Thread.

[PUSSY CANCER]

MAGA!

[Whig Historian]

I got invited to the state GOP's victory party.  So whatever they serve.

Apparently poison hemlock smells like a mouse and tastes like parsnip, so test a very small sample of things before you eat/drink them.

[bigperm]

Holy fuck!  I would vote for him just for this despite his HORRIFIC American job killing, unprecedented American poverty creating, 16th century guilded age mechantilist, MASSIVE american job destroying, economic devastation, anti-american idea of protectionist economics.  It would totally be totally worth it.

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The American School, also known as the "National System", represents three different yet related constructs in politics, policy and philosophy. It was the American policy from the 1860s to the 1970s, waxing and waning in actual degrees and details of implementation. Historian Michael Lind describes it as a coherent applied economic philosophy with logical and conceptual relationships with other economic ideas.[1]

It is the macroeconomic philosophy that dominated United States national policies from the time of the American Civil War until the mid-twentieth century.[2][3][4][5][6][7] Closely related to mercantilism, it can be seen as contrary to classical economics. It consisted of these three core policies:

    protecting industry through selective high tariffs (especially 1861–1932) and through subsidies (especially 1932–70)
    government investments in infrastructure creating targeted internal improvements (especially in transportation)
    a national bank with policies that promote the growth of productive enterprises rather than speculation.

[Bill Wilkins]

Holy fuck!  I would vote for him just for this despite his HORRIFIC American job killing, unprecedented American poverty creating, 16th century guilded age mechantilist, MASSIVE american job destroying, economic devastation, anti-american idea of protectionist economics.  It would totally be totally worth it.

Mark Levin account spotted.

[Male Gaze]

Real Americans are Austrian school 

[SooperPooper]

Lomo with her

[Death Camp for Cutie]

The day of the rope is at hand

[ASMR fart huffer]

Please God give us a Trump victory and purge the infestation. Amen.

[Pizza Cancellation Specialist]

Please God give us a Trump victory and purge the infestation. Amen.

We already won, thats the point dude. Even if Hillary steals it, the beast has been stirred. Huge swaths of people, myself included, have been riled. The liberals' addiction to social media means we all get to use it to, and we will be a constant and irritating thorn in their side, and her side, in the foreseeable future. We will be fucking with every event, announcement, initiative, ect. ect. ect.

A lot of people lament that there is now a huge dividing schism, but I see it as good, because this time, this schism divides those who make money, contribute, earn, pay taxes, and make society run, VS those parasitical on us.

The bird in the croc's mouth is eventually going to bite too hard at the gums and *snap*.

[OZMA CURES HAM]

I'm just here for the twitter meltdowns.

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[Hollywood Shabat Goy Yaro]

We beat Moloch and his minions guys.

[Americas Most Trusted News Source]

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[Americas Most Trusted News Source]

[Bill Wilkins]

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[As a white male I]

I had my doubts, now I'm sorry I ever did. Praise kek, bow before the god emperor. 

My FB feed is bonkers. So many lib tears, so much salt.

[Male Gaze]

I thought it would be close. It hasn't been close at all. I was wrong. Trump grabbed her by the pussy.

[Gender Studies Barista]

"Its current year!"

"Right side of History!"

"That's racist/sexist/misogynst!"

"All white people need to shut up and die, who cares about their problems, lol privilege"

I had my doubts. I didn't support Trump, but I didn't vote (or would EVER vote) for Hilary. A large part of me wanted this, but I'm reveling in it now, in the shitposts. All of the above progtards, is why I wanted this. Not because I like Trump, not even because I think he'll be a good leader. Because you deserved it. Your unbridled fucking arrogance, your complete corruption of liberal values for your fetishistic narcissism, your worship of rich idiotic celebrities over helping the poor and vulnerable, your silencing of any debate (friendly or serious), your smug superiority and your useless slacktivisim that does nothing,  Fuck you.

This is the silenced majority coming out to say, "Fuck you." I'm a writer. I love to write and I'd write this outcome. Because you deserve it. You chose it. Instead of fighting against Hilary, a candidate that was so nakedly corrupt that she had to steal her place in the election, you chose to go with it because she was on your team. You betrayed your own principles.

So go fuck yourselves. Next time, be humble. Or you might find out that history isn't actually on your side.

[Dental Grade Dildo]

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[Autism Therapy Chicken]

Speaking of idiotic celebrities, here's some who said they'd leave the country if The Don was elected:

http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/305117-celebs-who-said-theyd-leave-country-if-trump-won

Chelsea Handler said she already made contingency plans months ago.
 
“I did buy a house in another country just in case,” the comedian and talk show host said during an appearance on “Live with Kelly and Michael” in May. “So all these people that threaten to leave the country and then don’t — I actually will leave that country.”

Any time this stupid cunt or whomever else who said they were leaving opens their mouth, your response should be, "Why are you still here?"

Side note, now shitlibs are discovering just how incredibly strict Canada is about immigration.  For maximum  you can ask them why they don't consider Mexico.

[Male Gaze]

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You're welcome Mr. Eastwood and thanks for the cool movies. 

[Americas Most Trusted News Source]

.@BarackObama about that... #ElectionNight pic.twitter.com/S1oGzosOZ6

— Secular Talk (@KyleKulinski) November 9, 2016

[Doctor Jizzmopper]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjPMzBfPoqc" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjPMzBfPoqc</a>

[Obama Is A War Criminal]

Congratulations from Australia you beautiful faggots. Have some local street art to celebrate.

[Got Soylent?]

"Its current year!"

"Right side of History!"

"That's racist/sexist/misogynst!"

"All white people need to shut up and die, who cares about their problems, lol privilege"

I had my doubts. I didn't support Trump, but I didn't vote (or would EVER vote) for Hilary. A large part of me wanted this, but I'm reveling in it now, in the shitposts. All of the above progtards, is why I wanted this. Not because I like Trump, not even because I think he'll be a good leader. Because you deserved it. Your unbridled fucking arrogance, your complete corruption of liberal values for your fetishistic narcissism, your worship of rich idiotic celebrities over helping the poor and vulnerable, your silencing of any debate (friendly or serious), your smug superiority and your useless slacktivisim that does nothing,  Fuck you.

This is the silenced majority coming out to say, "Fuck you." I'm a writer. I love to write and I'd write this outcome. Because you deserve it. You chose it. Instead of fighting against Hilary, a candidate that was so nakedly corrupt that she had to steal her place in the election, you chose to go with it because she was on your team. You betrayed your own principles.

So go fuck yourselves. Next time, be humble. Or you might find out that history isn't actually on your side.

You know, this is how I feel too. I have a lot of beliefs that would have been considered substantially left just over a decade ago like creating a strong local economy, eating farm fresh food, free speech and investing in public broadcasting. Now the left is all about identity politics to the point where I, someone who would have considered myself someone who leans slightly left just a few years back, can relate more to you guys than I can to most of Hillary's supporters. The left has just gotten too retarded. They've turned into the hand-wringing church ladies that I used to look at and say, "lol at those stupid conservatives." That's what we have now, hand-wringing church ladies that worship at the church of social justice.

*Edit* Just to put it in perspective, leftests today talk about video games the way Jack Thompson did a decade ago. It's incredible.

[Slacktivist]

In 2000, I was a giant shitlib. Hey, I was a teenager and motherfuckin' Dubya, OK. We wailed and gnashed our teeth in 2000 and 2004. We hated every suppression of freedom, we hated the government being given the OK to spy on citizens more, we hated every stupid paranoid anti-terrorist measure, we hated that Fox had a "clear monopoly" on the news, we hated fucking Freedom Fries. We hated the tea party and we hated that all these crazy religious fucks opposed fag marriage. We hated that anyone could hold hate in their heart because somebody else is a shit skin or a nog.

In the last 4 years I went very hard center with a side of realtalk because gradually the Left I knew went insane. The Left became what I hated. Censorship is OK if it's against my enemies. Racism and Sexism is OK against Cis White Males. It's OK, we're not hypocritical, the Patriarchy is just so strong we have to bend the rules a little, you know? And you know what? The DNC revealed that Hillary had become what I hated. Fucking state propaganda through MSM coordination. Controlled opposition through Bernie like we're a god damn banana republic with some shitty faggot in a Tropico cosplay ruling us.

Being told to stop believing my lying eyes, Madam Secretary WILL be Madam President because the Illuminati is real but they're banal and stupid and they just lie a lot and rig polls. I don't even have time to get into Obama's NSA and broken promises and winning a fucking nobel peace prize for peace in the middle east before birthing ISIS through sheer incompetence in the midst of his decade long drone bombing campaign and puppet blundering some proxy wars. All the things that made me sick in the oughts.

IT'S OK IF BLUE TEAM DOES IT

FUCK YOU

The only sympathy I extend to my enemies is that they learn some hard lessons by 2020 and 2024, because I still respect the things that make America great, our freedoms and our differences and that they can try again. But they better show up with some people who win some actual fucking primaries instead of an unlikable hag lizard monster who threatened to kill some old socialist jew if he didn't cooperate and stop outshining her with that there youth vote.

FUCK CORRUPTION, MAGA!!!