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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #50 on: January 13, 2017, 11:35:54 AM »
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Friday the 13th, and 2017 has claimed its first human victim:

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William Peter Blatty, Author of ‘The Exorcist,’ Dies at 89

William Peter Blatty, the novelist and Oscar-winning screenwriter most famous for landmark horror film “The Exorcist” as well as the director of two films, “The Ninth Configuration” and “The Exorcist III,” has died. He was 89.

“Exorcist” director William Friedkin announced the news on Twitter Friday morning: “William Peter Blatty, dear friend and brother who created The Exorcist passed away yesterday,” Friedkin wrote.

Blatty’s 1970 novel “The Exorcist” remained on the New York Times bestseller list for 57 weeks, and he subsequently adapted it for the 1973 bigscreen version directed by William Friedkin. That film was not only an enormous box office success, playing in theaters for months, but was Oscar nominated for best picture (becoming the first horror film ever so nominated) and won for Blatty’s adapted screenplay.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #51 on: January 13, 2017, 03:44:15 PM »
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Don't care that I'm a week late, my picks are as follows, keep your points to yourself, I'm only in it for the glory.

Artie Lange
Jim Norton
Kurt Metzger
Billy Connolly
Bill Cosby
Norm Macdonald
Maria Bamford
Doug Stanhope
Jim Jeffries
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #52 on: January 15, 2017, 10:11:49 AM »
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Prolific voice actor and robohebe Dick Gautier has died.



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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #53 on: January 15, 2017, 11:13:22 AM »
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THIS, I COMMAND
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The Conservatives have a slogan which I think is despicable and defeatist: "It's better to be dead than red." And the Commies and Liberals have a slogan which is even worse, it's treason, they say: "It's better to be red than dead." We say this: "You don't have to be Red and you don't have to be Dead. Not dead. Not Red. Dead Reds"


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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #54 on: January 15, 2017, 12:30:47 PM »
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All this Queen Elizabeth talk is a red herring. Her husband Phillip is 95 and her holiday cold notwithstanding is in worse health. I'm guessing he goes before she does.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #55 on: January 15, 2017, 04:01:19 PM »
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Asian American sports hero, Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka, has died.



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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #56 on: January 15, 2017, 07:18:44 PM »
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Asian American sports hero, Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka, has died.



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Right after he got cleared of murder charges.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #57 on: January 15, 2017, 07:47:26 PM »
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lol if you don't realize Queen Elizabeth is a Nemedian sorceress that has lived on the British Isles for literal thousands of years

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #58 on: January 18, 2017, 06:19:30 PM »
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Gene Cernan died on Monday, 18 points.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #59 on: January 19, 2017, 08:41:14 PM »
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Miguel Ferrer from Robocop and Twin Peaks died today. 39 Points


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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #60 on: January 19, 2017, 10:18:20 PM »
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Miguel Ferrer from Robocop and Twin Peaks died today. 39 Points

Well shit, I liked that guy.

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I don't know what killed the dude, I'm just assuming drugs because hey, drugs.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #61 on: January 20, 2017, 02:01:17 AM »
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Throat cancer. He was Jose Ferrer and Rosemary Clooney's son, and George Clooney's cousin.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #62 on: January 21, 2017, 08:34:48 AM »
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Yes, that is me on my Rocket Cycle with my enormous penis.


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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #63 on: January 21, 2017, 09:24:19 AM »
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imagine you are having a private convo with your friends and this weird retard just walks over grabs your wallet and takes ten bucks out while simultaneously putting a piece of tape on your mouth.


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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #64 on: January 24, 2017, 03:41:48 PM »
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Black media mogul, Q, has died peacefully in his sleep.



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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #65 on: January 24, 2017, 03:55:00 PM »
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Don't care that I'm a week late, my picks are as follows, keep your points to yourself, I'm only in it for the glory.

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Shit. I guess this has helped me realize my privilege even more. So that's some good come out of it.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #66 on: January 25, 2017, 01:50:51 PM »
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JUST IN | Mary Tyler Moore's family is reportedly heading to the hospital to say their goodbyes to the television icon.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #67 on: January 25, 2017, 03:24:39 PM »
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Confirmed, 20 points:

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Mary Tyler Moore, the Emmy-winning sitcom star and Oscar-nominated actress known for her role in The Mary Tyler Moore Show and the 1980 movie Ordinary People, died on Wednesday in Connecticut. Moore's publicist confirmed the death to the Associated Press. She was 80. The cause of death was not immediately revealed.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #68 on: January 25, 2017, 03:55:15 PM »
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I would've banged Laura Petrie so damn hard.  RIP

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #69 on: January 27, 2017, 08:34:57 PM »
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John Hurt, best known for playing the wandmaker Ollivander in the Harry Potter films, has died.




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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #70 on: January 27, 2017, 08:54:37 PM »
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #71 on: January 27, 2017, 08:54:59 PM »
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He'll always be the bad guy from King Ralph to me goddammit.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #72 on: January 27, 2017, 09:07:19 PM »
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He taught us all the valuable life lesson that you should never stick your face near a large egg you found in a crashed alien spaceship. RIP Sir.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #73 on: January 27, 2017, 09:31:18 PM »
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #74 on: January 28, 2017, 12:32:35 AM »
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He hath busted his last chest  :myecred: