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"Freemen" are insane.
« on: August 23, 2013, 05:19:01 PM »
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They refer to their cell phones and cars as "vessels." Literaslly, "Yes, I drove here in my vessel" and "that cell phone is my vessel."

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CxTKxL4l1c" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CxTKxL4l1c</a>

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npRwwxtI-Bo" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npRwwxtI-Bo</a>



Vessel talk in this one, leading to an arrest. I think they were trying to squat in this house by making an offer and never paying for it:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5W4XcOhkxzw" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5W4XcOhkxzw</a>


Yea, he was squatting. Here he is calling the police about his kidnapping. These guys also say, "I love you" at the end of the conversation. And check out the pyramid on his head. Holy lol.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sK9cHQolXUU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sK9cHQolXUU</a>


Here is the awesome one of the guy getting tazed:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfVbiefMdNU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfVbiefMdNU</a>



Here's a retard arresting the DA:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=safvzottzZo" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=safvzottzZo</a>


Blacks have gotten in on it by calling themselves Moors. The original video is online, but I like the one with the comments. They are always gold:

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Re: "Freemen" are insane.
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2013, 05:24:03 PM »
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The "Arresting the DA" one is classic, because he sorta seems to pull it off.

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« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2013, 05:31:30 PM »
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What are Freemen?  Are these the goons that are like "I didn't sign the social contract, thus I'm not a part of your society.  I may live in the USA but I don't consider myself a citizen and thus I am exempt from all taxes and laws."
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« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2013, 06:05:14 PM »
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What are Freemen?  Are these the goons that are like "I didn't sign the social contract, thus I'm not a part of your society.  I may live in the USA but I don't consider myself a citizen and thus I am exempt from all taxes and laws."

Oh boy!  Oh boy! am I glad you asked that.

There's a lot of different kinds; did you hear the guy who got tased ranting about "maritime law"?

"Freemen" or "Soverign Citizens" actually believe that a gold-fringed flag indicates that they are in a naval court and that courtrooms do it because the gold-fringe is a US Naval Ensign, not a flag, and that people in the courtroom are being judged "off-shore" so they can not grant you your constitutional rights.

They think that when you're born and given a SSN, the gov't creates two identities for you - there's the you-you, and there's the paper-you, and the paper-you has a bank account opened, money deposited, and interest collected and if you just file the right paperwork you can have all of that money!

They think that Abe Lincoln gathering congress up by force during the Civil War for a vote means that ever since then no legal congress has been seated since then, and that since that particular session of Congress never legally adjourned in the first place, another congress can't be legally called until the congressmen of the one under Lincoln close their session (i.e., never) so no federal laws passed since or actions or judgements or anything applies to them.

Dig deep enough through :paul: and you hit pure  :alex:

Before I'd ever heard of these nutbags, I thought the scene in an episode of King of the Hill where Dale starts ranting in court about the fringed flag was just a throwaway joke because Dale was so crazy and paranoid.  But it wasn't:

That is what they actually think
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« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2013, 06:06:17 PM »
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Yes, and we have them sorts in the UK now to. Some high up activists in or once in the BNP where involved in the idiocy to. Just one of the many reasons that lead to me breaking my membership card to that rabble of spastics.

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« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2013, 06:10:39 PM »
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Also: some mid-level scientologist flunky got arrested for plotting to kidnap or kill a police officer as part of her role in the Sovereign Citizen movement:

http://tonyortega.org/2013/08/23/pr-director-of-scientologys-las-vegas-celebrity-center-arrested-in-plot-to-assassinate-a-cop/


...which is also why the FBI considers them to be domestic terrorists, by and large:

http://www.fbi.gov/news/stories/2010/april/sovereigncitizens_041310
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« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2013, 07:56:38 PM »
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« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2013, 08:33:17 PM »
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Yes, and we have them sorts in the UK now to. Some high up activists in or once in the BNP where involved in the idiocy to. Just one of the many reasons that lead to me breaking my membership card to that rabble of spastics.

This particular kind of crazy seems to spring up everywhere. Got something like this in Germany too, they believe the German Constitution has been defunct since either 1990 or 1949 because it was never ratified by the people.

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« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2013, 09:38:00 PM »
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Yes, and we have them sorts in the UK now to. Some high up activists in or once in the BNP where involved in the idiocy to. Just one of the many reasons that lead to me breaking my membership card to that rabble of spastics.

This particular kind of crazy seems to spring up everywhere. Got something like this in Germany too, they believe the German Constitution has been defunct since either 1990 or 1949 because it was never ratified by the people.

Weren't there some guys who wanted to say Doentiz was still the legal head of state when he got out of prison in the early 80s?

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« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2013, 10:40:03 PM »
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« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2013, 11:15:53 PM »
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This is not an internet tough guy post - I'm generally an easygoing guy - but there's something about these people that brings out some kind of primal anger in me. It's like they give off an inherent sense of wrongness that I'm picking up on without even needing to think about it and I get an urge to violence, like my brain can tell they don't belong in my society and should be removed because they are dangerous. Especially the smug, pushy type of guy in the taser video.
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« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2013, 11:58:13 PM »
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Here is the awesome one of the guy getting tazed:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfVbiefMdNU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfVbiefMdNU</a>


too bad the camera never showed the guy behind it because i'd put down a million dollars it was none other than dale gribble


the language, the way of speaking, the mannerisms, just dale in real life

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« Reply #12 on: August 24, 2013, 12:55:19 AM »
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These are truly some of the stupidest people in America.
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« Reply #13 on: August 24, 2013, 01:13:19 AM »
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« Reply #14 on: August 24, 2013, 01:22:18 AM »
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55pjFKalOVc" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55pjFKalOVc</a>

This guy was arrested later. He claims the judge abandoned ship. Banana.
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« Reply #15 on: August 24, 2013, 01:31:15 AM »
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dygCDlkdyw" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dygCDlkdyw</a>
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« Reply #16 on: August 24, 2013, 02:18:37 AM »
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This is not an internet tough guy post - I'm generally an easygoing guy - but there's something about these people that brings out some kind of primal anger in me. It's like they give off an inherent sense of wrongness that I'm picking up on without even needing to think about it and I get an urge to violence, like my brain can tell they don't belong in my society and should be removed because they are dangerous. Especially the smug, pushy type of guy in the taser video.

So I assume the troon post must make blood shoot out of your ears if an "inherent sense of wrongness" sets you off.

Edit: Holy shit that taser video ahahahaha.
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« Reply #17 on: August 24, 2013, 05:52:18 AM »
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Adding all those vids to my watch later queue

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« Reply #18 on: August 24, 2013, 08:26:25 AM »
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Adding all those vids to my watch later queue
There are hundreds and they are all hilarious. This is my new entertainment. I am fascinated by people who appear normal but who are insane. This is a goldmine.
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« Reply #19 on: August 24, 2013, 09:32:49 AM »
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dygCDlkdyw" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dygCDlkdyw</a>

lol what?  How did he "OWN" the judge?  All he did was blab and blab about ..... nothing of consequence, and the judge just set him up for another court date.  He didn't get off the hook for anything.  All he did was make himself look like a douche.

Now I'm all for people sticking up for their constitutional rights and shit.  Busting cops for bad behavior.  That shit is great, but this?  This is fucking retarded.


However, there is such a thing as lesser forms of these guys who don't look like fucking retards and actually have legit arguments against unconstitutional bullshit.  I love when people get out of DUI checkpoints for example:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG7niM9PzeE" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG7niM9PzeE</a>
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-WMn_zHCVo" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-WMn_zHCVo</a>
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« Reply #20 on: August 24, 2013, 12:11:00 PM »
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I like the guy who spent 11 months in jail over his refusal to get a driver's license. Buy, he sure showed them who's free!

I can't get enough crazy people.
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« Reply #21 on: August 24, 2013, 03:01:09 PM »
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I like the guy who spent 11 months in jail over his refusal to get a driver's license. Buy, he sure showed them who's free!

I can't get enough crazy people.

Even though these people are obviously delusional, possibly dangerously so, they are still more successful at life than most goons. Think about that.

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« Reply #22 on: August 24, 2013, 05:25:17 PM »
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Here is the awesome one of the guy getting tazed:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfVbiefMdNU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfVbiefMdNU</a>


This is the best one lmao
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« Reply #23 on: August 24, 2013, 06:18:46 PM »
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So I assume the troon post must make blood shoot out of your ears if an "inherent sense of wrongness" sets you off.

Edit: Holy shit that taser video ahahahaha.

Troons and their ilk are so normally so obviously outside the norm that it's just revulsion. These guys are the ones trying to masquerade as normal and it gets under my skin in a different way.
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« Reply #24 on: August 24, 2013, 06:41:00 PM »
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So I assume the troon post must make blood shoot out of your ears if an "inherent sense of wrongness" sets you off.

Edit: Holy shit that taser video ahahahaha.

Troons and their ilk are so normally so obviously outside the norm that it's just revulsion. These guys are the ones trying to masquerade as normal and it gets under my skin in a different way.

And troons aren't? Do go on.

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