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Re: The Climate Change/ Global Warming/ ManBearPig thread
« Reply #50 on: May 18, 2017, 11:46:45 AM »
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Here's an idea for alternative energy that will save the planet, gather every leftist you see and shove them into an oven.

You don't want to kill leftists.  They help reduce global warming by not exercising and ensuring that the carbon that they are carrying remains sequestered around their waistlines.

If you bury them it's carbon trapping.
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Re: The Climate Change/ Global Warming/ ManBearPig thread
« Reply #51 on: May 18, 2017, 01:06:27 PM »
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If you bury them deep enough, will they turn into oil deposits in a milion years?   :jesse:

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Re: The Climate Change/ Global Warming/ ManBearPig thread
« Reply #52 on: May 18, 2017, 02:12:24 PM »
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I unironically believe that the landfills of today will become a valuable mineable resource at some point in the future, if there's any people still around to give a shit or exploit them.

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Re: The Climate Change/ Global Warming/ ManBearPig thread
« Reply #53 on: May 18, 2017, 02:47:17 PM »
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Iron Age-style fortresses will be established around them; they'll be the centers of new cities millions of years from now.

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Re: The Climate Change/ Global Warming/ ManBearPig thread
« Reply #54 on: May 18, 2017, 09:56:25 PM »
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Wait does jenkem actually work......?

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Re: The Climate Change/ Global Warming/ ManBearPig thread
« Reply #55 on: May 19, 2017, 06:33:38 AM »
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Wait does jenkem actually work......?

It's easy to find out.

Empiricism, it's not just for breakfast anymore.
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Re: The Climate Change/ Global Warming/ ManBearPig thread
« Reply #56 on: May 19, 2017, 11:21:51 PM »
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The environment is one things I'm really liberal about.

I don't want to see the earth fucked up in the pursuit of more shekels.

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Re: The Climate Change/ Global Warming/ ManBearPig thread
« Reply #57 on: May 20, 2017, 09:52:37 AM »
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The amazing thing is the US has made incredible strides in exploiting resources without fucking the environment.  This liberal craze about strip mining and clear cutting All The Trees while pouring nuclear waste into every water way is a fucking joke of absurdity.  The people who founded the EPA all pretty much agree it should go away because it achieved all its goals and only exists to perpetuate itself now