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WE WUZ JUDEN
« on: April 15, 2017, 01:41:05 AM »
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This shit is so good

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHzGiGUj5SU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHzGiGUj5SU</a>
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcZBbQNN-Ww" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcZBbQNN-Ww</a>
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KqUbJCEwfU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KqUbJCEwfU</a>

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The ISUPK was established in 1969. We teach that the Biblical Hebrew Israelites today are so-called Blacks, Hispanics, and Native Indians according to the Bible.


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Re: WE WUZ JEWS
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2017, 01:51:17 AM »
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We

Wuz

KANNNNGGGZZZZZZ

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Re: WE WUZ JEWS
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2017, 03:29:51 AM »
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We wuz da Kang of Kangz
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Re: WE WUZ JEWS
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2017, 03:40:14 AM »
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Muhfuggen oy vey
Fuck you and your dead-ass dog. It deserved to die, because it belonged to you, and you suck.

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Re: WE WUZ JEWS
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2017, 04:38:08 AM »
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See, turns out there were some mistranslations in the bible. Jesus actually turned water into Codeine, and instead of duplicating loaves, it was crack rocks.

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Re: WE WUZ JEWS
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2017, 07:35:59 AM »
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DAS RITE!

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Re: WE WUZ JEWS
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2017, 08:18:18 AM »
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These guys are great. They are like Weaponized Real Life Trolls. You could set them into any situation and they'd dominate it and piss off everyone. They will argue with every race, creed, color, and political group. Any protest, any public gathering, just wind them up and let them go and it's immediate
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Re: WE WUZ JEWS
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2017, 09:08:12 AM »
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Personally, I wouldn't willingly associate myself with one of the most hated people on the planet but whatever floats their boats I guess.  :jesse:

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Re: WE WUZ JEWS
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2017, 10:34:03 AM »
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHzGiGUj5SU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHzGiGUj5SU</a>

When I was a kid we used to go out and find different bugs/lizard/whatever and put them in a bucket together and fight to the death and then let the winner go. Gecko VS scorpion, tarantula VS 50 fire ants, that sort of thing.

This really brought me back.  :allears:

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« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2017, 10:36:27 AM »
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Personally, I wouldn't willingly associate myself with one of the most hated people on the planet but whatever floats their boats I guess.  :jesse:

Seriously. Why anyone would sit down and seriously consider this is beyond comprehension.

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« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2017, 10:48:30 AM »
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The Black Hebrew Israelites are fucking amazing and my favorite hate group in America.  Everytime I go downtown on a Saturday and hear their choruses of DAS RITE!!! I start cracking up. 

Here's some KANGZ educating Mudslimes on the True Hebrew God:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpI0okqJKA8" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpI0okqJKA8</a>


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Re: WE WUZ JEWS
« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2017, 12:36:28 PM »
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If they consider lumpy, shaved-head, armpit-hair growing, SJW "queer" chicks an enemy, then they are truly my greatest ally

can we combine a :reagan: + DAS RITE ?

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« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2017, 03:55:06 PM »
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These guys are great. They are like Weaponized Real Life Trolls. You could set them into any situation and they'd dominate it and piss off everyone. They will argue with every race, creed, color, and political group. Any protest, any public gathering, just wind them up and let them go and it's immediate
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time.
It's when they were calling for the cops to use the tazer on her that made me giggle. They are fairly articulate for niggers though.


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« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2017, 05:37:04 PM »
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The Black Hebrew Israelites are fucking amazing and my favorite hate group in America.  Everytime I go downtown on a Saturday and hear their choruses of DAS RITE!!! I start cracking up. 

Here's some KANGZ educating Mudslimes on the True Hebrew God:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpI0okqJKA8" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpI0okqJKA8</a>

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Re: WE WUZ JUDEN
« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2017, 05:41:09 PM »
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I discovered another bible mistranslation, guys! Isaac's sacrifice never happened, because Abraham bailed the moment Isaac was born.

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Re: WE WUZ JUDEN
« Reply #15 on: April 15, 2017, 05:54:48 PM »
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Jerome begat Tyrone; and Tyrone, DeShawn and Marquis
The sons of Marquis were Terrell, Malik, Trevon and Jamal
Forsooth the sons of Jamal were Maurice, Darius, Xavier
and Andre, Willie, Darnell
and Tookie his brothers at the time of exile to Rikers

After the exile to Rikers, Tookie was the father of DeAndre
DeAndre the father of Jamerius
Jamerius the father of D'Isiah
and D'Isiah the father of LeShawn, baby daddy of Mary, and Mary
was the mother of Jesus, who is called the Messiah

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Re: WE WUZ JUDEN
« Reply #16 on: April 16, 2017, 02:00:04 AM »
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In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the deep, and the spirit of God hovered over the waters.

And God said, "Let there be fried chicken and Gatorade." And there was fried chicken and Gatorade.


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« Reply #17 on: April 16, 2017, 09:19:11 AM »
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUmi33v-Hlg" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUmi33v-Hlg</a>

Go in about 5:30

If I saw this IRL this would be me:


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Re: WE WUZ JUDEN
« Reply #18 on: April 16, 2017, 01:09:16 PM »
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Every time a new person discovers the Black Israelites, it brings my heart joy.


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Re: WE WUZ JUDEN
« Reply #19 on: April 16, 2017, 01:24:52 PM »
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When a 98 IQ dindu rounds up some 90-92 dindus and they all kinda read a book, das how you get black Israelites

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Re: WE WUZ JUDEN
« Reply #20 on: April 16, 2017, 01:41:47 PM »
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But are you still a dindu if you read books

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« Reply #21 on: April 16, 2017, 01:51:09 PM »
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I said kinda you nitpicking nelly.

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« Reply #22 on: April 16, 2017, 08:34:09 PM »
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how many dins could a dindu du if a dindu din du nuffin?

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« Reply #23 on: April 17, 2017, 10:44:06 AM »
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhpiE8q1YJA" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhpiE8q1YJA</a>

Funniest part is people in the YouTube comments taking this as some kind of SEKRIT CODED MESSAGE
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« Reply #24 on: May 15, 2017, 09:56:20 PM »
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Even the Apostle Paul had enough of the Jews:

Acts 18

5 And when Silas and Timotheus were come from Macedonia, Paul was pressed in the spirit, and testified to the Jews that Jesus was Christ.

6 And when they opposed themselves, and blasphemed, he shook his raiment, and said unto them, Your blood be upon your own heads; I am clean; from henceforth I will go unto the Gentiles.
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