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Title: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Dem Wypipo on January 04, 2018, 10:37:36 PM
Post ur favorite soyboys.  I'll start off (courtesy of KF):

(https://i.imgur.com/ySASFrol.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/eZJFpl3l.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/zmdCkfTl.jpg)
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Strugbox FBI Plant on January 04, 2018, 11:50:33 PM
Post ur favorite soyboys.  I'll start off (courtesy of KF):

[wil wheaton bragging about his xenoestrogen stack]

Nice of him to find some other topics to break up his constant crying about people not respecting wesley:

http://wilwheaton.net/2017/12/because-so-many-of-you-asked/

Quote from: Maximum Soyboy
In this particular custom set, though, Wesley is depicted as a crying child, and thatís not just disappointing to me, itís kind of insulting and demeaning to everyone who loved that character when they were kids. The creator of this set is saying that Wesley Crusher is a crybaby, and he doesnít deserve to stand shoulder to minifig shoulder with the rest of the crew. People who loved Wesley, who were inspired by him to pursue careers in science and engineering, who were thrilled when they were kids to see another kid driving a spaceship? Well, the character they loved was a crybaby so just suck it up I guess.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Virtue Signalman First Class on January 05, 2018, 02:49:06 AM
Posted this before but who cares:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTSvLKY7HEk
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on January 05, 2018, 03:13:54 AM
Somebody asked him about Crying Lego Wesley on twitter and he went off on an 888 about how Wesley inspired astronauts and shit, and how "SHUT UP WESLEY! scarred him for life.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: OOK OOK SCREE (D-IL) on January 05, 2018, 05:37:49 AM
Wil Wheaton is the greatest because he's an example of how someone can be a more of less household name and still be a huge loser faggot unable to get dates or form healthy relationships with normal people.  He's a great lesson in not selling your soul to get fame because if you're a fundamentally broken crybaby and espouse no virtues, you're still going to cultivate disrespect, so you should always prioritize personal development in being a man.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Dem Wypipo on January 05, 2018, 05:50:00 AM
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Virtue Signalman First Class on January 05, 2018, 05:59:33 AM

 :allears: Please tell me this is real.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: POST FRANK on January 05, 2018, 06:08:53 AM
Does anyone have the screen capture of some rando calling Wil Wheaton a racist on tumblr for calling a black dude a nigger on a star trek set?
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: The Bad Goy on January 05, 2018, 07:48:51 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/LTfaBuP.png)

Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on January 05, 2018, 11:58:19 AM
Does anyone have the screen capture of some rando calling Wil Wheaton a racist on tumblr for calling a black dude a nigger on a star trek set?

I haven't seen that one, but I like the one where he sincerely apologizes for culturally appropriating the term "spirit animal" after using it in a gay apology for something else.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: The Watcher on January 05, 2018, 12:10:26 PM
I've noticed that nu males always seem to take pictures with their mouths open.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Slacktivist on January 05, 2018, 12:21:14 PM
I remember posting about boys who can't raise their voice or present any presence years ago on this site and somehow it just keeps getting worse. It's almost as if they have such a profound lack of self confidence they can't even trust their own smile to be read.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Hollywood Shabat Goy Yaro on January 05, 2018, 12:59:27 PM
A friendly reminder that Wil Wheaton is 45 years old.   :stonk: :stonk: :stonk: :stonk: :stonk:
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: InsideOutside on January 05, 2018, 02:03:45 PM
A friendly reminder that Wil Wheaton is 45 years old.   :stonk: :stonk: :stonk: :stonk: :stonk:

he never hit puberty #JustSoyThings
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: David Hedgehogstein on January 05, 2018, 02:57:39 PM

 :allears: Please tell me this is real.
It's real
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Fartin' Looter Kang on January 05, 2018, 04:12:47 PM
So what is Wil Wheaton's claim to fame other than being eye candy for star trek pedos?
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Duwango on January 05, 2018, 06:59:25 PM
I've noticed that nu males always seem to take pictures with their mouths open.

(https://i.imgur.com/0Iq3Yb9.jpg)
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: kosher nostra on January 05, 2018, 08:00:03 PM
Ome of my employees is one of these nu-male faggots. Married at the age of 25 to a fat chick who cheated on him, she said she just kissed someone but any guy with relationship experience knows that's a lie. The only reason I know this is because he told me this on the second day of his employment. He "doesn't like to drink unless it's sake." Total weeb too. I'm only a few years older than him but I feel like fucking clint Eastwood in gran torino every time he opens his mouth.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Hollywood Shabat Goy Yaro on January 05, 2018, 08:39:57 PM
There's something inherently un-bugman like in building a gaming rig fit for an Olympian God and joining the PC Master Race rather than being a Nintendo playing manchild in your 30's.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Nigtendo on January 05, 2018, 09:30:02 PM
There's something inherently un-bugman like in building a gaming rig fit for an Olympian God and joining the PC Master Race rather than being a Nintendo playing manchild in your 30's.

There's something inherently bugman like about feeling superior over others based on what they play video games on at any age
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: [L.N.E]Giblets on January 06, 2018, 09:03:33 AM
There's something inherently gay as fuck about calling people "bugman" like an angry nine year old.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Franzo on January 06, 2018, 10:09:23 AM
There's something inherently gay as fuck about calling people "bugman" like an angry nine year old.

Methinks the bugman doth protest too much.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Rocket on January 06, 2018, 10:20:27 AM
There's something inherently gay as fuck about calling people "bugman" like an angry nine year old.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Rocket on January 06, 2018, 10:20:56 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh7HYceVJ0o
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Slacktivist on January 06, 2018, 10:26:09 AM
Good propaganda is succinct and immediately calls an image to mind. Bugman hits the mark quite well, slightly alien yet terrestrial creatures, drones absent a romantic soul.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Rocket on January 06, 2018, 10:44:22 AM
Good propaganda is succinct and immediately calls an image to mind. Bugman hits the mark quite well, slightly alien yet terrestrial creatures, drones absent a romantic soul.
Good propaganda is clear and stands alone. No one knows what the fuck a bugman is. Well, people who have a job and do things in the real world, I mean. The 14 millenials on this site and the other faggots scattered to the far corners in the internet like a dick-sucking diaspora are not going to create a successful meme of this because it means nothing on its own. You say bugman at work (for those with a job) and your coworkers will think you are talking about the exterminator. Even having never heard the term "soy boy" before most people will pretty much get it right off the bat. That is good marketing. Bugman is just dumb. It's going to take far, far more work than it is worth to get that going.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: PUSSY CANCER on January 06, 2018, 11:05:14 AM
Good propaganda is succinct and immediately calls an image to mind. Bugman hits the mark quite well, slightly alien yet terrestrial creatures, drones absent a romantic soul.
Good propaganda is clear and stands alone. No one knows what the fuck a bugman is. Well, people who have a job and do things in the real world, I mean. The 14 millenials on this site and the other faggots scattered to the far corners in the internet like a dick-sucking diaspora are not going to create a successful meme of this because it means nothing on its own. You say bugman at work (for those with a job) and your coworkers will think you are talking about the exterminator. Even having never heard the term "soy boy" before most people will pretty much get it right off the bat. That is good marketing. Bugman is just dumb. It's going to take far, far more work than it is worth to get that going.

boomers gone wild!
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: level 69 memelord on January 06, 2018, 11:35:00 AM
I'm sitting in a parking lot at the airport eating a hotdog filled with cheese and listening to latin jazz
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: SooperPooper on January 06, 2018, 11:41:17 AM
Good propaganda is succinct and immediately calls an image to mind. Bugman hits the mark quite well, slightly alien yet terrestrial creatures, drones absent a romantic soul.
Good propaganda is clear and stands alone. No one knows what the fuck a bugman is. Well, people who have a job and do things in the real world, I mean. The 14 millenials on this site and the other faggots scattered to the far corners in the internet like a dick-sucking diaspora are not going to create a successful meme of this because it means nothing on its own. You say bugman at work (for those with a job) and your coworkers will think you are talking about the exterminator. Even having never heard the term "soy boy" before most people will pretty much get it right off the bat. That is good marketing. Bugman is just dumb. It's going to take far, far more work than it is worth to get that going.

Does this bug you, man? Bugman is funny, but soyboy is better
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Hollywood Shabat Goy Yaro on January 06, 2018, 11:48:04 AM
Good propaganda is succinct and immediately calls an image to mind. Bugman hits the mark quite well, slightly alien yet terrestrial creatures, drones absent a romantic soul.
Good propaganda is clear and stands alone. No one knows what the fuck a bugman is. Well, people who have a job and do things in the real world, I mean. The 14 millenials on this site and the other faggots scattered to the far corners in the internet like a dick-sucking diaspora are not going to create a successful meme of this because it means nothing on its own. You say bugman at work (for those with a job) and your coworkers will think you are talking about the exterminator. Even having never heard the term "soy boy" before most people will pretty much get it right off the bat. That is good marketing. Bugman is just dumb. It's going to take far, far more work than it is worth to get that going.

Rocket please just shut the fuck up.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Rocket on January 06, 2018, 11:52:18 AM
Good propaganda is succinct and immediately calls an image to mind. Bugman hits the mark quite well, slightly alien yet terrestrial creatures, drones absent a romantic soul.
Good propaganda is clear and stands alone. No one knows what the fuck a bugman is. Well, people who have a job and do things in the real world, I mean. The 14 millenials on this site and the other faggots scattered to the far corners in the internet like a dick-sucking diaspora are not going to create a successful meme of this because it means nothing on its own. You say bugman at work (for those with a job) and your coworkers will think you are talking about the exterminator. Even having never heard the term "soy boy" before most people will pretty much get it right off the bat. That is good marketing. Bugman is just dumb. It's going to take far, far more work than it is worth to get that going.

Rocket please just shut the fuck up.
Nah, but that is a well-reasoned rejoinder.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Nig Disliker on January 06, 2018, 12:03:50 PM
Good propaganda is succinct and immediately calls an image to mind. Bugman hits the mark quite well, slightly alien yet terrestrial creatures, drones absent a romantic soul.
Good propaganda is clear and stands alone. No one knows what the fuck a bugman is. Well, people who have a job and do things in the real world, I mean. The 14 millenials on this site and the other faggots scattered to the far corners in the internet like a dick-sucking diaspora are not going to create a successful meme of this because it means nothing on its own. You say bugman at work (for those with a job) and your coworkers will think you are talking about the exterminator. Even having never heard the term "soy boy" before most people will pretty much get it right off the bat. That is good marketing. Bugman is just dumb. It's going to take far, far more work than it is worth to get that going.

Rocket please just shut the fuck up.
Nah, but that is a well-reasoned rejoinder.

Heís right though
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on January 06, 2018, 12:05:04 PM
Good propaganda is succinct and immediately calls an image to mind. Bugman hits the mark quite well, slightly alien yet terrestrial creatures, drones absent a romantic soul.
Good propaganda is clear and stands alone. No one knows what the fuck a bugman is. Well, people who have a job and do things in the real world, I mean. The 14 millenials on this site and the other faggots scattered to the far corners in the internet like a dick-sucking diaspora are not going to create a successful meme of this because it means nothing on its own. You say bugman at work (for those with a job) and your coworkers will think you are talking about the exterminator. Even having never heard the term "soy boy" before most people will pretty much get it right off the bat. That is good marketing. Bugman is just dumb. It's going to take far, far more work than it is worth to get that going.

I think the problem is that the full term/insult is "small-souled bugman", and the people who use it are accustomed to it's meaning and use to the point that they've hacked it down to bugman rather than writing it out every time. But that makes it harder for it to spread. :shrug:
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: The Watcher on January 06, 2018, 12:24:26 PM
I remember 1984 the protagonist referring to someone as a beatle man...
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Dem Wypipo on January 06, 2018, 12:34:27 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/9TEdtDa.gif)
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Franzo on January 06, 2018, 12:36:37 PM
Bugmen in 1984:

Quote
He looked round the canteen again. Nearly everyone was ugly, and would still have been ugly even if dressed otherwise than in the uniform blue overalls. On the far side of the room, sitting at a table alone, a small, curiously beetle-like man was drinking a cup of coffee, his little eyes darting suspicious glances from side to side. How easy it was, thought Winston, if you did not look about you, to believe that the physical type set up by the Party as an ideal--tall muscular youths and deep-bosomed maidens, blond-haired, vital, sunburnt, carefree--existed and even predominated. Actually, so far as he could judge, the majority of people in Airstrip One were small, dark, and ill-favoured. It was curious how that beetle-like type proliferated in the Ministries: little dumpy men, growing stout very early in life, with short legs, swift scuttling movements, and fat inscrutable faces with very small eyes. It was the type that seemed to flourish best under the dominion of the Party.

Quote
The quacking voice from the next table, temporarily silenced during the Ministry's announcement, had started up again, as loud as ever. For some reason Winston suddenly found himself thinking of Mrs Parsons, with her wispy hair and the dust in the creases of her face. Within two years those children would be denouncing her to the Thought Police. Mrs Parsons would be vaporized. Syme would be vaporized. Winston would be vaporized. O'Brien would be vaporized. Parsons, on the other hand, would never be vaporized. The eyeless creature with the quacking voice would never be vaporized. The little beetle-like men who scuttle so nimbly through the labyrinthine corridors of Ministries they, too, would never be vaporized. And the girl with dark hair, the girl from the Fiction Department--she would never be vaporized either. It seemed to him that he knew instinctively who would survive and who would perish: though just what it was that made for survival, it was not easy to say.

Other quotes that could be associated with the the term bugman, courtesy of MCP.

Quote from: C.S. Lewis
It is not that they are bad men. They are not men at all. Stepping outside the Tao, they have stepped into the void. Nor are their subjects necessarily unhappy men. They are not men at all: they are artefacts. Man's final conquest has proved to be the abolition of Man.

Quote from: The Road to Wigan Pier
In addition to this there is the horrible ó the really disquieting ó prevalence of cranks wherever Socialists are gathered together. One sometimes gets the impression that the mere words ĎSocialismí and ĎCommunismí draw towards them with magnetic force every fruit-juice drinker, nudist, sandal-wearer, sex-maniac, Quaker, ĎNature Cureí quack, pacifist, and feminist in England. One day this summer I was riding through Letchworth when the bus stopped and two dreadful-looking old men got on to it. They were both about sixty, both very short, pink, and chubby, and both hatless. One of them was obscenely bald, the other had long grey hair bobbed in the Lloyd George style. They were dressed in pistachio-coloured shirts and khaki shorts into which their huge bottoms were crammed so tightly that you could study every dimple. Their appearance created a mild stir of horror on top of the bus. The man next to me, a commercial traveller I should say, glanced at me, at them, and back again at me, and murmured ĎSocialistsí, as who should say, ĎRed Indiansí. He was probably right ó the I.L.P. were holding their summer school at Letchworth.

But the point is that to him, as an ordinary man, a crank meant a Socialist and a Socialist meant a crank. Any Socialist, he probably felt, could be counted on to have something eccentric about him. And some such notion seems to exist even among Socialists themselves. For instance, I have here a prospectus from another summer school which states its terms per week and then asks me to say Ďwhether my diet is ordinary or vegetarianí. They take it for granted, you see, that it is necessary to ask this question. This kind of thing is by itself sufficient to alienate plenty of decent people. And their instinct is perfectly sound, for the food-crank is by definition a person willing to cut himself off from human society in hopes of adding five years on to the life of his carcase; that is, a person but of touch with common humanity.


Quote from: The Culture of Critique
This suggests the fascinating possibility that the key for a group intending to turn Europeans against themselves is to trigger their strong tendency toward altruistic punishment by convincing them of the evil of their own people. Because Europeans are individualists at heart, they readily rise up in moral anger against their own people once they are seen as free riders and therefore morally
blameworthyóa manifestation of their much stronger tendency toward altruistic punishment deriving from their evolutionary past as hunter gatherers. In making judgments of altruistic punishment, relative genetic distance is irrelevant. Freeriders are seen as strangers in a market situation; i.e., they have no familial or tribal connection with the altruistic punisher.

Thus the current altruistic punishment so characteristic of contemporary Western civilization: Once Europeans were convinced that their own people were morally bankrupt, any and all means of punishment should be used against their own people. Rather than see other Europeans as part of an encompassing ethnic and tribal community, fellow Europeans were seen as morally blameworthy and the appropriate target of altruistic punishment. For Westerners, morality is individualisticóviolations of communal norms by free-riders are punished by altruistic aggression.

On the other hand, group strategies deriving from collectivist cultures, such as the Jews, are immune to such a maneuver because kinship and group ties come first. Morality is particularisticówhatever is good for the group. There is no tradition of altruistic punishment because the evolutionary history of these groups centers around cooperation of close kin, not strangers (see below).

The best strategy for a collectivist group like the Jews for destroying Europeans therefore is to convince the Europeans of their own moral bankruptcy. A major theme of CofC is that this is exactly what Jewish intellectual movements have done. They have presented Judaism as morally superior to European civilization and European civilization as morally bankrupt and the proper target of altruistic punishment. The consequence is that once Europeans are convinced of their own moral depravity, they will destroy their own people in a fit of altruistic punishment. The general dismantling of the culture of the West and eventually its demise as anything resembling an ethnic entity will occur as a result of a moral onslaught triggering a paroxysm of altruistic punishment. And thus the intense effort among Jewish intellectuals to continue the ideology of the moral superiority of Judaism and its role as undeserving historical victim while at the same time continuing the onslaught on the moral legitimacy of the West.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on January 06, 2018, 01:02:03 PM
I'm sitting in a parking lot at the airport eating a hotdog filled with cheese and listening to latin jazz

Glad to hear you got your old job back!
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Rocket on January 06, 2018, 02:50:41 PM
Quote from: Franz Kafka
One morning, as Gregor Samsa was waking up from anxious dreams, he discovered that in bed he had been changed into a monstrous verminous bug. He lay on his armour-hard back and saw, as he lifted his head up a little, his brown, arched abdomen divided up into rigid bow-like sections. From this height the blanket, just about ready to slide off completely, could hardly stay in place. His numerous legs, pitifully thin in comparison to the rest of his circumference, flickered helplessly before his eyes.

Quote from: William S. Burroughs
A cretinous albino Caid, product of a long line of re-cessive genes (tiny toothless mouth lined with black hairs, body of a huge crab, claws instead of arms, eyes projected on stalks) accumulated 20,000 I.R.s.

ďAs far as the eye can see, nothing but replicas,Ē he says, crawling around on his terrace and speaking in strange insect chirps. ďI donít have to skulk around like a nameless asshole growing replicas in my cesspool and sneaking them out disguised as plumbers and delivery menÖ.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: InsideOutside on January 06, 2018, 03:56:41 PM
Good propaganda is succinct and immediately calls an image to mind. Bugman hits the mark quite well, slightly alien yet terrestrial creatures, drones absent a romantic soul.
Good propaganda is clear and stands alone. No one knows what the fuck a bugman is. Well, people who have a job and do things in the real world, I mean. The 14 millenials on this site and the other faggots scattered to the far corners in the internet like a dick-sucking diaspora are not going to create a successful meme of this because it means nothing on its own. You say bugman at work (for those with a job) and your coworkers will think you are talking about the exterminator. Even having never heard the term "soy boy" before most people will pretty much get it right off the bat. That is good marketing. Bugman is just dumb. It's going to take far, far more work than it is worth to get that going.


(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/019/304/old.jpg)
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: level 69 memelord on January 06, 2018, 04:20:01 PM
I'm sitting in a parking lot at the airport eating a hotdog filled with cheese and listening to latin jazz

Glad to hear you got your old job back!

i never lost it but thank you!
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Procrustes on January 06, 2018, 04:55:55 PM
Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining arenít funny and will never be relevant or popular.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: InsideOutside on January 06, 2018, 06:54:03 PM
Proc is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the taco and get a job IRL or maybe just move back to mexico bc because walls or deportations you have to spend time enforcing aren't ethical and will never be relevant or popular
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Rocket on January 06, 2018, 07:52:42 PM
InsideOutside is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but probably the solution is to pick up the revolver and eat a bullet IRL or maybe just move back to the facility bc because internet personas and infantile feuds you have to spend months obsessing over aren't healthy and will never be sane or popular
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Procrustes on January 06, 2018, 10:42:34 PM
Proc is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the taco and get a job IRL or maybe just move back to mexico bc because walls or deportations you have to spend time enforcing aren't ethical and will never be relevant or popular

You wanna take a swipe at me bc youíre buttblasted by rocket I guess thatís cool but this is some scrub-tier shitposting.

Step your game up faggot
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Muh Dick on January 06, 2018, 10:48:50 PM
(http://image.ibb.co/fX2kuw/Screen_Shot_2017_12_28_at_4_44_26_PM.png)
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: InsideOutside on January 06, 2018, 10:54:58 PM
hey hey
ho ho
the mozambique technique has got to go
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Rocket on January 06, 2018, 11:01:06 PM
You're a fat, pasty dropout. Your disdain hurts my feelings so much.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Obese and Triggered on January 07, 2018, 01:20:09 AM
That's a fun little flyer - this is what a police free world would look like...

IF the world wasn't inhabited by humans. Basically, in fantasy-land all of that is possible.

Let's pretend we could reach a state where a police force is vestigial. Crime becomes so low as to not need specialists in enforcing laws. Seems to me you're going to need an extremely homogeneous population that values high-trust interactions and self-polices as part of their culture. Places like Sweden and Japan seemed to be pretty close to the worldview espoused in that pamphlet. Gosh, what changed in Sweden that hasn't happened in Japan?

Hmm, seems like diversity is our greatest obstacle to reaching that kind of world.   :adam:
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: anti-Semitic graphs on January 07, 2018, 03:16:44 AM
There's something inherently gay as fuck about calling people "bugman" like an angry nine year old.
Says bugman Lenny whose entire schtick is yelling at people like an angry albeit charmingly Scottish nine year old.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: As a white male I on January 07, 2018, 03:51:58 AM
Hmm, seems like diversity is our greatest obstacle to reaching that kind of world.   :adam:

Hmm maybe the word police in that pamphlet should be swapped for nigger.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on January 07, 2018, 04:53:05 AM
"What does a police-free world look like?"

Full of faggot mouths, apparently.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on January 07, 2018, 10:01:47 AM
LOL a "police free state"

Because "compassion: and "space" and validating feels will surely stop people from wanting to steal from and dominate others for personal wealth, comfort, and power.

Even under full communism there would  be criminals. It's human nature. Not to mention there are mentally ill psychos who want to kill because they get off on it. Social Justice, universal free healthcare, govt provided minimum income and compassion in the community isn't gonna stop Hannibal Lecter.

If they really want some Law of the Ghetto place where people "look out for each other" then pull the police out of they hoods and let them sort it out. I'm sure they can just get those drug dealers to talk ii out instead of having drive-bys that accidentally kill Lil Tyrone.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: The Watcher on January 07, 2018, 07:08:40 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/8vFTu1Y.png)
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: The Watcher on January 11, 2018, 05:52:42 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/HpEeN84.jpg)
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Rocket on January 12, 2018, 06:58:29 AM
I have not seen that gaped mouth selfie thing. Is this really something men do a lot because it strikes me as very juvenile, but then most faggots are stuck in a prepubescent phase.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on January 12, 2018, 09:18:27 AM
Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining arenít funny and will never be relevant or popular.

lol @ grandpa and the mexican wet blanket that has yet to make a funny post trying to dictate what is and isn't funny
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Handyman on January 12, 2018, 09:52:32 AM
I have not seen that gaped mouth selfie thing. Is this really something men do a lot because it strikes me as very juvenile, but then most faggots are stuck in a prepubescent phase.

I hadn't identified that phenomenon specifically, but now that you mention it, yeah, there's something about nu-male facial expressions in selfies.  Either that mouth wide open gaping at the sky thing or some other wacky looking face that advertises a low social IQ. 
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Rocket on January 12, 2018, 10:22:17 AM
Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining arenít funny and will never be relevant or popular.

lol @ grandpa and the mexican wet blanket that has yet to make a funny post trying to dictate what is and isn't funny
You're absolutely right. And we look to you to set the standard. Perhaps you could refer us to some of your more humorous posts. I am certain we will all find your wit to be uproariously hilarious.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: blasting_asshole on January 12, 2018, 10:31:40 AM
I have not seen that gaped mouth selfie thing. Is this really something men do a lot because it strikes me as very juvenile, but then most faggots are stuck in a prepubescent phase.

I hadn't identified that phenomenon specifically, but now that you mention it, yeah, there's something about nu-male facial expressions in selfies.  Either that mouth wide open gaping at the sky thing or some other wacky looking face that advertises a low social IQ.

They're doing what girls do. Trying to look funny, sexy or both, at the same time, along with also trying to look like they're satisfied with life.

They can't do what regular guys with fulfilling lives do, which is smile regularly as some girl takes your picture, at an event. As a result, they wind up with that beta goofball, tryhard picture worth 1 and a half words...
"plz respond."
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on January 12, 2018, 01:15:15 PM
Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining arenít funny and will never be relevant or popular.

lol @ grandpa and the mexican wet blanket that has yet to make a funny post trying to dictate what is and isn't funny
You're absolutely right. And we look to you to set the standard. Perhaps you could refer us to some of your more humorous posts. I am certain we will all find your wit to be uproariously hilarious.

That post where I called you a hick from a flyover state and said your parents looked like the models for American gothics was pretty well received, why not start there? It may not get as many belly laughs from you as a good Archie comic or Doonesbury but should provide a solid point of reference
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Rocket on January 12, 2018, 05:40:49 PM
Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining arenít funny and will never be relevant or popular.

lol @ grandpa and the mexican wet blanket that has yet to make a funny post trying to dictate what is and isn't funny
You're absolutely right. And we look to you to set the standard. Perhaps you could refer us to some of your more humorous posts. I am certain we will all find your wit to be uproariously hilarious.

That post where I called you a hick from a flyover state and said your parents looked like the models for American gothics was pretty well received, why not start there? It may not get as many belly laughs from you as a good Archie comic or Doonesbury but should provide a solid point of reference
Yes, oh god yes, that is some ground breaking comedy stylings. I just don't know if I can handle anything funnier than that.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: As a white male I on January 12, 2018, 06:01:23 PM
I'd tell you two to get a room but Rocket's slapfighting with so many people here you might as well make it a gangbang at this point.

This was pretty funny and fitting:

http://www.buzzfash.com/2018/01/06/7-flavours-of-soyboy/

Quote
Having successfully attached himself to the judeo-rabid left, this soyboy is acutely aware that being a White male means his status as an ďallyĒ is extremely precarious and prone to violent change at any moment. Having therefore adopted a look of abject terror, the soyboy signals fear, respect, and submission to his POC brethren.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Procrustes on January 12, 2018, 11:34:18 PM
Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining arenít funny and will never be relevant or popular.

lol @ grandpa and the mexican wet blanket that has yet to make a funny post trying to dictate what is and isn't funny

Angry bugman thinks heís the arbiter of what people can post lol kill youíre self
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: David Hedgehogstein on January 13, 2018, 12:37:04 AM
Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining arenít funny and will never be relevant or popular.

lol @ grandpa and the mexican wet blanket that has yet to make a funny post trying to dictate what is and isn't funny

Angry bugman thinks heís the arbiter of what people can post lol kill youíre self
(http://labelme.csail.mit.edu/Images/users/antonio/frames/l/lawn/n_people_cutting_the_lawn/frame_lzgajz16fiu7ho87.jpg)
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Rocket on January 13, 2018, 12:47:12 AM
A lawn joke? He's not Gapo.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: As a white male I on January 13, 2018, 04:40:41 AM
lol kill youíre self

English, learn it. Ay carumba!
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: The Trumpriarch on January 13, 2018, 04:53:15 AM
A lawn joke? He's not Gapo.

It's a landscaping joke. Because he's Mexican.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Shakebox on January 13, 2018, 09:20:53 AM
A lawn joke? He's not Gapo.
:facepalm:
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on January 13, 2018, 09:53:50 AM
Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining arenít funny and will never be relevant or popular.
Angry bugman thinks heís the arbiter of what people can post lol kill youíre self


Agreed. Please end your life immediately, bugman.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Procrustes on January 13, 2018, 10:01:43 AM
Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining arenít funny and will never be relevant or popular.

lol @ grandpa and the mexican wet blanket that has yet to make a funny post trying to dictate what is and isn't funny

Angry bugman thinks heís the arbiter of what people can post lol kill youíre self
(http://labelme.csail.mit.edu/Images/users/antonio/frames/l/lawn/n_people_cutting_the_lawn/frame_lzgajz16fiu7ho87.jpg)

Youíre Noted Crimigrant Doublenigger Dave
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Rocket on January 13, 2018, 10:05:21 AM
A lawn joke? He's not Gapo.

It's a landscaping joke. Because he's Mexican.
Yea that totally got past me and I was in no way fucking with Dave and picking on Gapo.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Procrustes on January 13, 2018, 10:05:37 AM
Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining arenít funny and will never be relevant or popular.
Angry bugman thinks heís the arbiter of what people can post lol kill youíre self


Agreed. Please end your life immediately, bugman.

What are you even talking about
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on January 13, 2018, 11:03:16 AM
Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining arenít funny and will never be relevant or popular.
Angry bugman thinks heís the arbiter of what people can post lol kill youíre self


Agreed. Please end your life immediately, bugman.

What are you even talking about

sorry, i thought you spoke enough english to understand the phrase 'please end your life immediately'. here, let me to translate into your mother tongue via google's english-to-insectoid translator:

clik-clik-chirp-breeeEEEEEEETT

hope that helps, now skitter away back to your fat queen wife and the nest of larvae she squeezed out for you.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Obese and Triggered on January 13, 2018, 11:28:46 AM
Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining arenít funny and will never be relevant or popular.
Angry bugman thinks heís the arbiter of what people can post lol kill youíre self


Agreed. Please end your life immediately, bugman.

What are you even talking about

sorry, i thought you spoke enough english to understand the phrase 'please end your life immediately'. here, let me to translate into your mother tongue via google's english-to-insectoid translator:

clik-clik-chirp-breeeEEEEEEETT

"To be now are killing thyself?"  Dude, your insectoid is terrible.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: [L.N.E]Giblets on January 13, 2018, 11:48:13 AM
Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining arenít funny and will never be relevant or popular.
Angry bugman thinks heís the arbiter of what people can post lol kill youíre self


Agreed. Please end your life immediately, bugman.

What are you even talking about

sorry, i thought you spoke enough english to understand the phrase 'please end your life immediately'. here, let me to translate into your mother tongue via google's english-to-insectoid translator:

clik-clik-chirp-breeeEEEEEEETT

hope that helps, now skitter away back to your fat queen wife and the nest of larvae she squeezed out for you.

I'm normally all for dunking on Proc but this made me cringe.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Procrustes on January 13, 2018, 12:24:13 PM
Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining arenít funny and will never be relevant or popular.
Angry bugman thinks heís the arbiter of what people can post lol kill youíre self


Agreed. Please end your life immediately, bugman.

What are you even talking about

sorry, i thought you spoke enough english to understand the phrase 'please end your life immediately'. here, let me to translate into your mother tongue via google's english-to-insectoid translator:

clik-clik-chirp-breeeEEEEEEETT

hope that helps, now skitter away back to your fat queen wife and the nest of larvae she squeezed out for you.

Oh another joke you need to explain in order for it to be ďfunnyĒ

 boy your very funny and hilarious
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: David Hedgehogstein on January 13, 2018, 12:28:03 PM
Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining arenít funny and will never be relevant or popular.
Angry bugman thinks heís the arbiter of what people can post lol kill youíre self


Agreed. Please end your life immediately, bugman.

What are you even talking about

sorry, i thought you spoke enough english to understand the phrase 'please end your life immediately'. here, let me to translate into your mother tongue via google's english-to-insectoid translator:

clik-clik-chirp-breeeEEEEEEETT

hope that helps, now skitter away back to your fat queen wife and the nest of larvae she squeezed out for you.

Oh another joke you need to explain in order for it to be ďfunnyĒ

 boy your very funny and hilarious
IRL footage of Proc's immediate family
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdzahA11YDo
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Procrustes on January 13, 2018, 01:34:50 PM
Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining arenít funny and will never be relevant or popular.
Angry bugman thinks heís the arbiter of what people can post lol kill youíre self


Agreed. Please end your life immediately, bugman.

What are you even talking about

sorry, i thought you spoke enough english to understand the phrase 'please end your life immediately'. here, let me to translate into your mother tongue via google's english-to-insectoid translator:

clik-clik-chirp-breeeEEEEEEETT

hope that helps, now skitter away back to your fat queen wife and the nest of larvae she squeezed out for you.

Oh another joke you need to explain in order for it to be ďfunnyĒ

 boy your very funny and hilarious
IRL footage of Proc's immediate family
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdzahA11YDo

Irl youíre Noted Crimigrant Doublenigger Dave
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on January 13, 2018, 01:40:05 PM
Pretty sure this belongs here...


(https://i.imgur.com/V5fVgxJ.jpg)

Every. TIme.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on January 13, 2018, 01:45:59 PM
Jesus Christ. I had to see this, so you fuckers must suffer as well.

Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on January 13, 2018, 02:11:19 PM
Here's the original tweet. The replies are equal parts funny and cringeworthy.

Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on January 13, 2018, 03:31:39 PM
Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining arenít funny and will never be relevant or popular.
Angry bugman thinks heís the arbiter of what people can post lol kill youíre self


Agreed. Please end your life immediately, bugman.

What are you even talking about

sorry, i thought you spoke enough english to understand the phrase 'please end your life immediately'. here, let me to translate into your mother tongue via google's english-to-insectoid translator:

clik-clik-chirp-breeeEEEEEEETT

hope that helps, now skitter away back to your fat queen wife and the nest of larvae she squeezed out for you.

Oh another joke you need to explain in order for it to be ďfunnyĒ

 boy your very funny and hilarious

thank heavens one of the most bland and milquetoast posters on niggerdeath dot com is here to arbitrate what is and isn't funny.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Rocket on January 13, 2018, 03:58:11 PM
thank heavens one of the most bland and milquetoast posters on niggerdeath dot com is here to arbitrate what is and isn't funny.

Indeed.

Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining arenít funny and will never be relevant or popular.

lol @ grandpa and the mexican wet blanket that has yet to make a funny post trying to dictate what is and isn't funny
You're absolutely right. And we look to you to set the standard. Perhaps you could refer us to some of your more humorous posts. I am certain we will all find your wit to be uproariously hilarious.

That post where I called you a hick from a flyover state and said your parents looked like the models for American gothics was pretty well received, why not start there? It may not get as many belly laughs from you as a good Archie comic or Doonesbury but should provide a solid point of reference
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on January 13, 2018, 04:06:33 PM
 It's a universal fact you're unfunny, that's different.

Edit: same with proc, who is too dumb and autistic to grasp that calling someone a bugman could be imparting insect like characteristics on them in a derogatory way and needs an explanation.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: MY FURSONOUNS on January 13, 2018, 04:13:57 PM
i thought "soyboy collective" was supposed to refer to specimens posted in the thread, not the posters themselves  :clint:
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Procrustes on January 13, 2018, 04:28:14 PM
Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining arenít funny and will never be relevant or popular.
Angry bugman thinks heís the arbiter of what people can post lol kill youíre self


Agreed. Please end your life immediately, bugman.

What are you even talking about

sorry, i thought you spoke enough english to understand the phrase 'please end your life immediately'. here, let me to translate into your mother tongue via google's english-to-insectoid translator:

clik-clik-chirp-breeeEEEEEEETT

hope that helps, now skitter away back to your fat queen wife and the nest of larvae she squeezed out for you.

Oh another joke you need to explain in order for it to be ďfunnyĒ

 boy your very funny and hilarioush

thank heavens one of the most bland and milquetoast posters on niggerdeath dot com is here to arbitrate what is and isn't funny.

Literally mad because you have to be told itís not funny when you have to explain esoteric memes lol come the fuck on man
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Procrustes on January 13, 2018, 04:30:10 PM
It's a universal fact you're unfunny, that's different.

Edit: same with proc, who is too dumb and autistic to grasp that calling someone a bugman could be imparting insect like characteristics on them in a derogatory way and needs an explanation.

Iím not sure I understand this maybe itíll be funnier if you explain it to me at length.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: [L.N.E]Giblets on January 13, 2018, 04:39:41 PM
LITERALLY A AUTIST vs. The Rock' & Proc Connection in a handicapped match
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: InsideOutside on January 13, 2018, 05:07:10 PM
LITERALLY A AUTIST vs. The Rock' & Proc Connection in a handicapped match


ARE YOU READY TO BUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: OOK OOK SCREE (D-IL) on January 13, 2018, 06:47:07 PM
LITERALLY A AUTIST vs. The Rock' & Proc Connection in a handicapped match

The Fussy Eater vs the Garden Weeder, watch Verbal Discourse at its Mildest.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: InsideOutside on January 13, 2018, 07:07:23 PM
LITERALLY A AUTIST vs. The Rock' & Proc Connection in a handicapped match

The Fussy Eater vs the Garden Weeder, watch Verbal Discourse at its Mildest.



The Thrilla Of Vanillas
The Stumble In The Jungle
The Schism Of Autism
The Ayatollas of Shitpost Trollas
The Palace Of Cialis
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Rocket on January 13, 2018, 10:04:46 PM
The Bore 'Em in the Forum
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Hollywood Shabat Goy Yaro on January 14, 2018, 12:09:19 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/bOzjzuQ.jpg)
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Shakebox on January 14, 2018, 12:22:37 AM
Thread title delivers
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Franzo on January 14, 2018, 05:12:28 AM
Irl youíre Noted Crimigrant Doublenigger Dave

Fyi he's been upgraded (downgraded?) to Triplenigger Dave. Who knows to which sordid depths he'd need to sink to become Quadruplenigger. Let us hope we never find out.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: MY FURSONOUNS on January 14, 2018, 11:16:24 AM
Irl youíre Noted Crimigrant Doublenigger Dave

Fyi he's been upgraded (downgraded?) to Triplenigger Dave. Who knows to which sordid depths he'd need to sink to become Quadruplenigger. Let us hope we never find out.

decanigger dave
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: anti-Semitic graphs on January 14, 2018, 02:35:11 PM
In all seriousness, I apologize for interrupting the flow of the thread but Dave is a nigger
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Pretty Sneaky Cis on January 14, 2018, 03:29:30 PM
I think Iím going to post a counter thread titled ďShut up, Faggots.Ē










Shut up, Faggots.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: NASAkangz on January 14, 2018, 08:50:19 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/bOzjzuQ.jpg)

In this case, ďBJĒ probably means the new Wolfenstein.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Strugbox FBI Plant on January 14, 2018, 11:30:30 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/bOzjzuQ.jpg)

Superimpose a divorce attorney's number over the top of it and you have an amazing ad campaign.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Whig Historian on January 15, 2018, 01:50:40 AM
Lol if you think "no nagging for a week" or "1 get out of the dog house free card" will actually work when you bring them up.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on January 15, 2018, 05:39:19 AM
Pretty sure this belongs here...


(https://i.imgur.com/V5fVgxJ.jpg)

Every. TIme.
haha the stupid fag protected his tweets.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on January 15, 2018, 10:57:30 AM
I have not seen that gaped mouth selfie thing. Is this really something men do a lot because it strikes me as very juvenile, but then most faggots are stuck in a prepubescent phase.

(https://i.imgur.com/9jNYJ26.jpg)
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Hollywood Shabat Goy Yaro on January 15, 2018, 12:07:50 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/bOzjzuQ.jpg)

Superimpose a divorce attorney's number over the top of it and you have an amazing ad campaign.

I didn't want to edit my original post, but I also find it very disturbing to see the conflation of child appropriate imagery (Balloons, rainbows) with adult sexual behavior.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: J Dog on January 15, 2018, 12:40:08 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/bOzjzuQ.jpg)



I would flip the fuck out Mel Gibson style if my wife hung that in my house.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJGPLjm-fjo
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: a torrent of piss on January 15, 2018, 12:56:14 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/O1PPaWn.jpg)
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Embedded YouTube Journo on January 15, 2018, 02:06:27 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/bOzjzuQ.jpg)

Superimpose a divorce attorney's number over the top of it and you have an amazing ad campaign.

I didn't want to edit my original post, but I also find it very disturbing to see the conflation of child appropriate imagery (Balloons, rainbows) with adult sexual behavior.

This shit infuriates me.  These arent rewards for being a functional human being, those are the things your wife does and therefore you're willing to help her out.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: SooperPooper on January 15, 2018, 02:11:47 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/bOzjzuQ.jpg)

Superimpose a divorce attorney's number over the top of it and you have an amazing ad campaign.

I didn't want to edit my original post, but I also find it very disturbing to see the conflation of child appropriate imagery (Balloons, rainbows) with adult sexual behavior.

This shit infuriates me.  These arent rewards for being a functional human being, those are the things your wife does and therefore you're willing to help her out.

I'm very happy to do my part caring for the kid/house. The list would stop that shit and I'd talk to a fucking lawyer.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: a torrent of piss on January 15, 2018, 02:39:20 PM
I think that chart is fake that handwriting looks like a man's handwriting trying to imitate a woman's.

The words written in black marker give it away. They're formed in such a manner that they look like a man wrote them, what's especially telling is the inconsistent capitalization. NaggiNg is wirtten like that and that's after the word No which was the beginning of the sentence.

Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: The Watcher on January 15, 2018, 02:47:59 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/bOzjzuQ.jpg)

Superimpose a divorce attorney's number over the top of it and you have an amazing ad campaign.

I didn't want to edit my original post, but I also find it very disturbing to see the conflation of child appropriate imagery (Balloons, rainbows) with adult sexual behavior.

This shit infuriates me.  These arent rewards for being a functional human being, those are the things your wife does and therefore you're willing to help her out.
(http://i.imgur.com/AI0iWRa.jpg) (https://imgur.com/AI0iWRa)
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: anti-Semitic graphs on January 15, 2018, 03:00:33 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/bOzjzuQ.jpg)

Superimpose a divorce attorney's number over the top of it and you have an amazing ad campaign.

I didn't want to edit my original post, but I also find it very disturbing to see the conflation of child appropriate imagery (Balloons, rainbows) with adult sexual behavior.

Thatís the worst part. Itís one thing to tell your husband of 10 years youíll suck him off if he takes out the trash, itís another to make this thing. Why is it all cutesy? It looks like it was made for a childís eyes but talks about blowjobs. Also yea good luck with the ďi wonít be madĒ cards LOL what a cunt
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Virtue Signalman First Class on January 15, 2018, 03:44:25 PM
Thatís the worst part. Itís one thing to tell your husband of 10 years youíll suck him off if he takes out the trash, itís another to make this thing. Why is it all cutesy? It looks like it was made for a childís eyes but talks about blowjobs. Also yea good luck with the ďi wonít be madĒ cards LOL what a cunt

Are you sure it's meant to be written by the wife?
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: As a white male I on January 15, 2018, 04:27:19 PM
Thatís the worst part. Itís one thing to tell your husband of 10 years youíll suck him off if he takes out the trash, itís another to make this thing. Why is it all cutesy? It looks like it was made for a childís eyes but talks about blowjobs. Also yea good luck with the ďi wonít be madĒ cards LOL what a cunt

Are you sure it's meant to be written by the wife?

 :aatrek:
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: InsideOutside on January 15, 2018, 07:01:03 PM
there is no fucking way leaving the toilet seat down gets "no nagging for a week"

you would have to save the kid from drowning six times before a woman would consent to that
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Dem Wypipo on January 15, 2018, 07:02:57 PM
Assuming it's real, it looks like it's something wife who is a teacher made.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: The Watcher on January 15, 2018, 07:58:55 PM
there is no fucking way leaving the toilet seat down gets "no nagging for a week"

you would have to save the kid from drowning six times before a woman would consent to that
Reminds me of a post where some guys wife/gf gave him a get out of an argument card. So one day he decided to use to it to get out of an argument, only to make the argument worse. Solution?
(https://i.imgur.com/Fukxg9W.jpg)
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: kornbeef on January 15, 2018, 08:18:22 PM
I have not seen that gaped mouth selfie thing. Is this really something men do a lot because it strikes me as very juvenile, but then most faggots are stuck in a prepubescent phase.

(https://i.imgur.com/9jNYJ26.jpg)
as an aside, women doing this "open mouth mock surprise" thing in pictures is strongly correlated with borderline personality disorder IMO.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: [L.N.E]Giblets on January 15, 2018, 08:22:10 PM
as an aside, women doing this "open mouth mock surprise" thing in pictures is strongly correlated with borderline personality disorder IMO.

[citation needed]
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: InsideOutside on January 16, 2018, 01:40:55 AM
as an aside, women doing this "open mouth mock surprise" thing in pictures is strongly correlated with borderline personality disorder IMO.

[citation needed]

Pornhub.com
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Obese and Triggered on January 16, 2018, 02:24:18 AM
From strug:

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/332/692/793.gif)
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: blasting_asshole on January 16, 2018, 10:00:10 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/TSblctb.jpg)

That's actually a pretty good ratio of beer to dishes. One load of dishes a day during the week and twice a day on the weekends... Husband might be more an alcoholic as opposed to a cuck.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Dr. Hatchet-Wound on January 16, 2018, 11:09:47 AM
I thought they only drank expensive bacon and sriracha flavor beers that don't come in 12 packs? Or is stuff like coors and bud now a new cargo-cult masculinity "I'm a common man" thing.

*sips bud*
*adjusts glasses*
*gets back to the children's vidya game*
*satisfied he rents an apartment at 35 instead of being a racist homeowner*
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: SooperPooper on January 16, 2018, 11:51:05 AM
From strug:

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/332/692/793.gif)

thread back on track  :nixon: :nixon: :nixon: :nixon: :nixon: :nixon: :nixon: :nixon: :nixon:
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: MY FURSONOUNS on January 16, 2018, 12:21:08 PM
I thought they only drank expensive bacon and sriracha flavor beers that don't come in 12 packs? Or is stuff like coors and bud now a new cargo-cult masculinity "I'm a common man" thing.

*sips bud*
*adjusts glasses*
*gets back to the children's vidya game*
*satisfied he rents an apartment at 35 instead of being a racist homeowner*

remember when hipsters were really into pabst blue ribbon a couple of years ago?

and yet they whine about cultural appropriation  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Dr. Hatchet-Wound on January 16, 2018, 12:53:39 PM
I thought they only drank expensive bacon and sriracha flavor beers that don't come in 12 packs? Or is stuff like coors and bud now a new cargo-cult masculinity "I'm a common man" thing.

*sips bud*
*adjusts glasses*
*gets back to the children's vidya game*
*satisfied he rents an apartment at 35 instead of being a racist homeowner*

remember when hipsters were really into pabst blue ribbon a couple of years ago?

and yet they whine about cultural appropriation  :rolleyes:

Lol forgot about that "look at me drinking redneck beer in a trucker hat yet I have poc friends and in mere minutes of iPhone screen-on time I can find us a highly reviewed Eritrean or Ethiopian place AND hail us an uber to get there"
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Mad at the Internet on January 16, 2018, 01:53:14 PM
remember when hipsters were really into pabst blue ribbon a couple of years ago?

Longer ago than that. I knew people who were drinking it ironically in 2006-2007.

 :tuss: "This stuff's so bad it's good!"
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Franzo on January 16, 2018, 01:54:22 PM
(https://scontent-cdg2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/26814639_1717670061588797_2591165194169855809_n.jpg?oh=f97f2926d4e4b15b30121f16e873f20d&oe=5AE68423)
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Whig Historian on January 16, 2018, 02:52:47 PM
remember when hipsters were really into pabst blue ribbon a couple of years ago?

Longer ago than that. I knew people who were drinking it ironically in 2006-2007.

 :tuss: "This stuff's so bad it's good!"
I knew people who were drinking it ironically in 2001.  :smug:
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Dr. Hatchet-Wound on January 16, 2018, 03:27:50 PM
remember when hipsters were really into pabst blue ribbon a couple of years ago?

Longer ago than that. I knew people who were drinking it ironically in 2006-2007.

 :tuss: "This stuff's so bad it's good!"
I knew people who were drinking it ironically in 2001.  :smug:

I was ironically listening to earl pitts in the 80s who was ironically in-character talking about drinking it unironically.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on January 16, 2018, 03:40:53 PM
 
(https://scontent-cdg2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/26814639_1717670061588797_2591165194169855809_n.jpg?oh=f97f2926d4e4b15b30121f16e873f20d&oe=5AE68423)
:soyrub:

(https://i.imgur.com/9LpCv9X.gif)

or a more reasonable size

(https://i.imgur.com/wDLGBwn.gif)
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: kornbeef on January 16, 2018, 07:39:56 PM
I'm old enough I can remember when PBR/Stroh's/Red Stripe were just beers people drank without bragging about it like they made it to second base for the first time.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Procrustes on January 16, 2018, 08:32:46 PM
PBR isnít bad for cheap beer but hipsters fucked that shit up now and no one can drink it without looking like a giant douche
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: InsideOutside on January 16, 2018, 08:49:02 PM
I'm old enough I can remember when PBR/Stroh's/Red Stripe were just beers people drank without bragging about it like they made it to second base for the first time.

they didnt brag because thats all that was in the shitty corner store cooler
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on January 17, 2018, 08:05:04 AM
https://youtu.be/Y0gtRwgMhJU?t=1m40s

Rick Wilson is so tough! Listen to how tough he talks! He is tough!
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Rocket on January 17, 2018, 10:24:40 AM
https://youtu.be/Y0gtRwgMhJU?t=1m40s

Rick Wilson is so tough! Listen to how tough he talks! He is tough!
Who is Rick Wilson? He looks like a glass jaw.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on January 17, 2018, 10:44:15 AM
I think he's the one who said that "Trump's fans are childless single men who masturbate to anime"

Not to be confused with Hillary supporters, who are married men with children who masturbate to tentacle porn
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on January 17, 2018, 11:22:24 AM
https://youtu.be/Y0gtRwgMhJU?t=1m40s

Rick Wilson is so tough! Listen to how tough he talks! He is tough!
Who is Rick Wilson? He looks like a glass jaw.

The nickname he's been given is "Pissdad Scatlord", so you tell me if he's important enough to know more about.

But if you must: http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?topic=7529.0
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: a torrent of piss on January 17, 2018, 01:48:42 PM
Bitcoin already caused like 3-6 deaths on reddit.

The stickied topic is the suicide hotline on the bitcoin subreddit, the soy is self removing it seems.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Hugh G. Gaines on January 17, 2018, 02:14:17 PM
Soy breeds soy. Their dads are probably killing themselves over the collapse of the dollar as we speak.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: anti-Semitic graphs on January 17, 2018, 02:52:05 PM
Anyone freaking out about bitcoin correcting after having an insane run-up is short sighted. Anyone who managed to Ēlose everythingĒ to this fluctuation in the market to the point theyíd consider suicide is a greedy idiot.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: a torrent of piss on January 17, 2018, 02:53:59 PM
Microcenter was barren since all the high end cards were bought up. They probably spent more money than they made.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Hollywood Shabat Goy Yaro on January 17, 2018, 03:48:13 PM
Anyone freaking out about bitcoin correcting after having an insane run-up is short sighted. Anyone who managed to Ēlose everythingĒ to this fluctuation in the market to the point theyíd consider suicide is a greedy idiot.

There were soys on Reddit Los Angeles whining about losing their life savings in questionable Marijuana stocks after the Jeff Sessions memo came out.

I don't think self control is part of the Soy boy vocabulary.   :stare:
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: The Watcher on January 17, 2018, 03:59:25 PM
The bitcoin sub Reddit melting down is for a rev share Ponzi scheme based on bitcoin. I know some people who lost money in similar programs. I think this will bring renewed calls for regulation but cryptocurrency seems to exist for money laundering so meaningful regulation maybe what it takes to kill it. Who knows  :jesse:

But that is outside the topic of this thread me thinks.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Ass Diamond on January 17, 2018, 04:37:00 PM
Between my group of workstations at home and my lakehouse, I probably have $6000 inflated market value on video cards alone. Mind you these are gaming class, not professional class. Disgusting. Probably could get killed over my Vega 64 i'm using right now.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: kosher nostra on January 17, 2018, 08:01:35 PM
Lake house gaming rig


 :killyourself:
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Aran on January 17, 2018, 08:34:36 PM
Between my group of workstations at home and my lakehouse, I probably have $6000 inflated market value on video cards alone. Mind you these are gaming class, not professional class. Disgusting. Probably could get killed over my Vega 64 i'm using right now.
See this is why I just have a laptop
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: InsideOutside on January 17, 2018, 08:45:16 PM
Between my group of workstations at home and my lakehouse, I probably have $6000 inflated market value on video cards alone. Mind you these are gaming class, not professional class. Disgusting. Probably could get killed over my Vega 64 i'm using right now.
See this is why I just have a laptop


WHAT







KIND







OF




LAPTOP??????!????!???


Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Hollywood Shabat Goy Yaro on January 17, 2018, 08:47:37 PM
I revel in how much of a dipshit I must look like when I use my smartphone and tablet at the same time.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on January 17, 2018, 09:31:03 PM
I revel in how much of a dipshit I must look like when I use my smartphone and tablet at the same time.

You need to mix in a laptop for maximum multitasking.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on January 18, 2018, 08:04:02 AM
I revel in how much of a dipshit I must look like when I use my smartphone and tablet at the same time.

Hillary Clinton account spotted
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Rocket on January 18, 2018, 09:13:41 AM
I guess this goes here:

http://www.ajc.com/news/man-shoots-his-mom-the-head-during-tantrum-over-video-games-police-say/n61J0ttA043VLMYMGYxfaK/

28, lives with parents, threw a tantrum, broke his own headset, blames his mother, got the family piatol, shot mother in head, tried to kill father, gun jammed, dad easily took gun away. What a faggot.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on January 18, 2018, 09:38:32 AM
I guess this goes here:

http://www.ajc.com/news/man-shoots-his-mom-the-head-during-tantrum-over-video-games-police-say/n61J0ttA043VLMYMGYxfaK/

28, lives with parents, threw a tantrum, broke his own headset, blames his mother, got the family piatol, shot mother in head, tried to kill father, gun jammed, dad easily took gun away. What a faggot.

Basketball hoop
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Hollywood Shabat Goy Yaro on January 18, 2018, 10:07:39 PM
I've been waiting to post this all day at work - To paraphrase Nerdball in Discord it's like good boy points brought to real life:

(https://i.imgur.com/YwGbqxP.jpg)
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on January 18, 2018, 10:33:25 PM
I've been waiting to post this all day at work - To paraphrase Nerdball in Discord it's like good boy points brought to real life:

(https://i.imgur.com/YwGbqxP.jpg)

ē Wash Dishes = Hand Job + Put Away
ē Look After Kids for a Whole day (includes = blow Job feeding, doing nappies + Putting to bed)
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on January 18, 2018, 11:35:20 PM
(https://i.redd.it/putcut8jiva01.jpg)
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Obese and Triggered on January 19, 2018, 12:02:51 AM
Waaaaaait a minute. Something doesn't add up here.

A picture of the couple:
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ChPuwYFWUAEg1gR?format=jpg)


No neckbeard and his wife is attractive and of normal size. What the hell? I've been goonboozled!
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: a torrent of piss on January 19, 2018, 12:30:01 AM
 :jesse: How could anyone stand for that, shits like living in a room full of lawyers.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Rocket on January 19, 2018, 12:54:49 AM
(https://i.redd.it/putcut8jiva01.jpg)
No integration clause. No severability. No FSC or COL. It's like a couple of children wrote...

Oh.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: David Hedgehogstein on January 19, 2018, 01:06:14 AM
I've been waiting to post this all day at work - To paraphrase Nerdball in Discord it's like good boy points brought to real life:

(https://i.imgur.com/YwGbqxP.jpg)
Lazy cunt, she's trying to get him to do her jobs...
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Embedded YouTube Journo on January 19, 2018, 01:17:14 AM
I reiterate: this is shit you do because she blows you, not vice versa. And even if you don't she still should.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Virtue Signalman First Class on January 19, 2018, 02:14:40 AM
I've been waiting to post this all day at work - To paraphrase Nerdball in Discord it's like good boy points brought to real life:

(https://i.imgur.com/YwGbqxP.jpg)

So cook dinner + clean kitchen means anal, got it.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: anti-Semitic graphs on January 19, 2018, 03:30:02 AM
Yea what a moran, by her own rules all the husband has to do is do the dishes and cook and he can get whatever he wants, all day every day.

I would clean the kitchen then book her a one way flight to the DRC and ask her not to come back.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on January 19, 2018, 01:59:30 PM
Bugman Bus Bombarded By Brazen Brigands:

https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/tech/Broken-Windows-Reported-on-Apple-and-Google-Buses-While-on-I-280-469821173.html

The article makes it sound like this wasn't random, and I have no doubt it was directed at the Googlers. Gentrification aside, they seem to have a rep for being total assholes IRL. Fuck 'em.

Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: kornbeef on January 19, 2018, 07:15:54 PM
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Matt877 on January 19, 2018, 07:22:47 PM
(https://i.redd.it/putcut8jiva01.jpg)
No integration clause. No severability. No FSC or COL. It's like a couple of children wrote...

Oh.

If I read this contract correctly there are four weeks where he can essential buy things with no limits on top of the 1200+ dollars he spends throughout the rest of the year.  Imagine how much he was spending before the contract.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Strugbox FBI Plant on January 19, 2018, 08:59:47 PM
https://imgur.com/a/RdTiF (https://imgur.com/a/RdTiF) is his collection and I feel sorry for the poor girl.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Hollywood Shabat Goy Yaro on January 19, 2018, 09:02:14 PM
Funkopops straight up fit the National Socialist definition of degenerate art.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Strugbox FBI Plant on January 19, 2018, 09:04:09 PM
If she can maintain any sexual attraction whatsoever to a guy who has bought hundreds of plastic dolls and then has signed a contract with her limiting purchase of said dolls then she deserves some sort of award.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: a torrent of piss on January 19, 2018, 09:05:39 PM
https://imgur.com/a/RdTiF (https://imgur.com/a/RdTiF) is his collection and I feel sorry for the poor girl.
I was looking through the pictures and I thought, oh that doesn't seem so bad



*Load 40 more images* :stare:

oh
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Matt877 on January 19, 2018, 09:21:37 PM
I mean I guess they are kinda cute looking and I could maybe see me buying one of a character I really liked but by the time you find yourself buying kramer (limited edition San Diego comic con variant #4) for 80 dollars  on ebay you really need to be reconsidering your "hobby"
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Obese and Triggered on January 19, 2018, 09:25:37 PM
https://imgur.com/a/RdTiF (https://imgur.com/a/RdTiF) is his collection and I feel sorry for the poor girl.
I was looking through the pictures and I thought, oh that doesn't seem so bad



*Load 40 more images* :stare:

oh

Hahah, same.  "Oh well that's not too bad. He's only got <load rest of shameful collection>"  Oh. OH! OH NO! NO NO NO!




The Super Soyan dude is funny as hell too. Good find on that one.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: J Dog on January 19, 2018, 09:55:16 PM
They're all in protective plastic cases.

 :facepalm:
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: a torrent of piss on January 19, 2018, 10:03:59 PM
They're all in protective plastic cases.

 :facepalm:
Well at least they're not graded, the toy grading system is a scam just like the videogame grading protective cases.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on January 19, 2018, 10:04:04 PM
https://imgur.com/a/RdTiF (https://imgur.com/a/RdTiF) is his collection and I feel sorry for the poor girl.
I was looking through the pictures and I thought, oh that doesn't seem so bad



*Load 40 more images* :stare:

oh

When ATOP thinks you have a problem, you have a problem.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Strugbox FBI Plant on January 19, 2018, 10:48:35 PM
I cannot wait for Funko Pops Guy to discover realdolls.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Procrustes on January 19, 2018, 10:57:22 PM
I have a iron man hulk buster one of those

Itís p sweet but I think it was a couple of dollars. I have it on a shelf next to my old and busted Han solo and darth Vader from when I was a kid.

I have an expensive as fuck hobby but itís not collecting cheap plastic shit made by Ching Chong chinamen
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Rocket on January 20, 2018, 05:59:18 AM
I have a guitar collection. If it all burned up tomorrow I'd just take the insurance money and start over.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Aran on January 20, 2018, 06:45:18 AM
I have  three Funko Pops. John Snow from GoT, Alduin from Skyrim, and Doctor Who's Tardis, all three together were like $15 on sale on Amazon
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on January 20, 2018, 09:27:59 AM
I have the Severus Snape and Trent Reznor pop things. I took them out of the box, and now I don't know which one is which. :parsons:
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: The Trumpriarch on January 20, 2018, 09:34:50 AM
Not once have I ever looked at one of those ugly dolls and thought to myself "Yeah, I want one of those."
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: The Watcher on January 20, 2018, 11:20:13 AM
Funko pop's are this decades Beanie Babies  :colbert:
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Aran on January 20, 2018, 11:20:51 AM
Funko pop's are this decades Beanie Babies  :colbert:

I have way more than 3 Beanie Babies. :colbert:
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on January 20, 2018, 11:26:36 AM
This is a Super Soyan who has ascended past a Super Soyan. I guess you could call it Super Soyan 2.

(https://i.imgur.com/RtbQ5lfl.png)
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Procrustes on January 20, 2018, 11:35:01 AM
ďOkay better not forget to take my estrogen supplements before my flight just in case I get a boner in my sleepĒ

What a fuckin world
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on January 20, 2018, 12:25:16 PM
Okay so according to these totally sane people you CAN'T get an erection during your sleep on an airplane, but you CAN whip your dick out in from of little girls in the woman's bathroom or locker room if you feel a little confused that particular day?

 :tuss:
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: a torrent of piss on January 20, 2018, 04:03:10 PM
Not even Puritans had such views against boners and they built scrotal cages for them.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Ass Diamond on January 20, 2018, 06:11:09 PM
That's it! my new death metal band is: Scrotal Cage 

:nixon:
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Matt877 on January 20, 2018, 06:16:42 PM
These are the same people that would REEEEEEEEEE if a school has a dress code prohibiting girls from wearing yoga pants.  Woman can wear whatever they want but men must engage in hours of Jedi Boner suppressing meditation.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Obese and Triggered on January 20, 2018, 07:28:17 PM
That's it! my new death metal band is: Scrotal Cage 

:nixon:

(https://i.imgur.com/Wr0pBVp.png)


Looks legit. Enjoy your platinum album.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Retarded but also Angry on January 20, 2018, 09:05:32 PM
We're getting close to social justice achieving its final form
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skoptsy
(by the way, ladies, that link isn't safe for work)
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: a torrent of piss on January 21, 2018, 02:54:12 AM
Lol they're demanding that people criminalize adjusting yourself in public and also any clear signs of heterosexual bulge(gay bulge is ok tho it's non-threatening).

In the name of fairness I demand that any and all visible signs of camel toe be dealt with in a swift and harsh manner
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on January 21, 2018, 03:27:33 AM
I like the casual admission that a vegan diet causes erectile dysfunction.