The Soyboy Collective

[Procrustes]

Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining aren’t funny and will never be relevant or popular.

Angry bugman thinks he’s the arbiter of what people can post lol kill you’re self

Agreed. Please end your life immediately, bugman.

What are you even talking about

sorry, i thought you spoke enough english to understand the phrase 'please end your life immediately'. here, let me to translate into your mother tongue via google's english-to-insectoid translator:

clik-clik-chirp-breeeEEEEEEETT

hope that helps, now skitter away back to your fat queen wife and the nest of larvae she squeezed out for you.

Oh another joke you need to explain in order for it to be “funny”

 boy your very funny and hilarious

[David Hedgehogstein]

Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining aren’t funny and will never be relevant or popular.

Angry bugman thinks he’s the arbiter of what people can post lol kill you’re self

Agreed. Please end your life immediately, bugman.

What are you even talking about

sorry, i thought you spoke enough english to understand the phrase 'please end your life immediately'. here, let me to translate into your mother tongue via google's english-to-insectoid translator:

clik-clik-chirp-breeeEEEEEEETT

hope that helps, now skitter away back to your fat queen wife and the nest of larvae she squeezed out for you.

Oh another joke you need to explain in order for it to be “funny”

 boy your very funny and hilarious

IRL footage of Proc's immediate family
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdzahA11YDo" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdzahA11YDo</a>

[Procrustes]

Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining aren’t funny and will never be relevant or popular.

Angry bugman thinks he’s the arbiter of what people can post lol kill you’re self

Agreed. Please end your life immediately, bugman.

What are you even talking about

sorry, i thought you spoke enough english to understand the phrase 'please end your life immediately'. here, let me to translate into your mother tongue via google's english-to-insectoid translator:

clik-clik-chirp-breeeEEEEEEETT

hope that helps, now skitter away back to your fat queen wife and the nest of larvae she squeezed out for you.

Oh another joke you need to explain in order for it to be “funny”

 boy your very funny and hilarious

IRL footage of Proc's immediate family
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdzahA11YDo" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdzahA11YDo</a>

Irl you’re Noted Crimigrant Doublenigger Dave

[OZMA CURES HAM]

Pretty sure this belongs here...

a moment of silence pic.twitter.com/b6B5tQaY4O

— shoe 👻 (@shoe0nhead) January 13, 2018

Every. TIme.

[OZMA CURES HAM]

Jesus Christ. I had to see this, so you fuckers must suffer as well.

Felt cute, might engrave his image on the surface of the moon later. pic.twitter.com/QjHasSI7se

— Massive Library Fee (@tobyfee) January 13, 2018

[OZMA CURES HAM]

Here's the original tweet. The replies are equal parts funny and cringeworthy.

Before sending a woman "I apologize for my gender" have you tried
1) PayPal
2) Venmo
3) Patreon
4) pushing a cat caller down some stairs

— Massive Library Fee (@tobyfee) June 21, 2017

[Justice Dredd]

Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining aren’t funny and will never be relevant or popular.

Angry bugman thinks he’s the arbiter of what people can post lol kill you’re self

Agreed. Please end your life immediately, bugman.

What are you even talking about

sorry, i thought you spoke enough english to understand the phrase 'please end your life immediately'. here, let me to translate into your mother tongue via google's english-to-insectoid translator:

clik-clik-chirp-breeeEEEEEEETT

hope that helps, now skitter away back to your fat queen wife and the nest of larvae she squeezed out for you.

Oh another joke you need to explain in order for it to be “funny”

 boy your very funny and hilarious

thank heavens one of the most bland and milquetoast posters on niggerdeath dot com is here to arbitrate what is and isn't funny.

[Rocket]

thank heavens one of the most bland and milquetoast posters on niggerdeath dot com is here to arbitrate what is and isn't funny.

Indeed.

Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining aren’t funny and will never be relevant or popular.

lol @ grandpa and the mexican wet blanket that has yet to make a funny post trying to dictate what is and isn't funny

You're absolutely right. And we look to you to set the standard. Perhaps you could refer us to some of your more humorous posts. I am certain we will all find your wit to be uproariously hilarious.

That post where I called you a hick from a flyover state and said your parents looked like the models for American gothics was pretty well received, why not start there? It may not get as many belly laughs from you as a good Archie comic or Doonesbury but should provide a solid point of reference

[Justice Dredd]

 It's a universal fact you're unfunny, that's different.

Edit: same with proc, who is too dumb and autistic to grasp that calling someone a bugman could be imparting insect like characteristics on them in a derogatory way and needs an explanation.

[MY FURSONOUNS]

i thought "soyboy collective" was supposed to refer to specimens posted in the thread, not the posters themselves 

[Procrustes]

Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining aren’t funny and will never be relevant or popular.

Angry bugman thinks he’s the arbiter of what people can post lol kill you’re self

Agreed. Please end your life immediately, bugman.

What are you even talking about

sorry, i thought you spoke enough english to understand the phrase 'please end your life immediately'. here, let me to translate into your mother tongue via google's english-to-insectoid translator:

clik-clik-chirp-breeeEEEEEEETT

hope that helps, now skitter away back to your fat queen wife and the nest of larvae she squeezed out for you.

Oh another joke you need to explain in order for it to be “funny”

 boy your very funny and hilarioush

thank heavens one of the most bland and milquetoast posters on niggerdeath dot com is here to arbitrate what is and isn't funny.

Literally mad because you have to be told it’s not funny when you have to explain esoteric memes lol come the fuck on man

[Procrustes]

It's a universal fact you're unfunny, that's different.

Edit: same with proc, who is too dumb and autistic to grasp that calling someone a bugman could be imparting insect like characteristics on them in a derogatory way and needs an explanation.

I’m not sure I understand this maybe it’ll be funnier if you explain it to me at length.

[[L.N.E]Giblets]

LITERALLY A AUTIST vs. The Rock' & Proc Connection in a handicapped match

[InsideOutside]

LITERALLY A AUTIST vs. The Rock' & Proc Connection in a handicapped match

ARE YOU READY TO BUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?

[OOK OOK SCREE (D-IL)]

LITERALLY A AUTIST vs. The Rock' & Proc Connection in a handicapped match

The Fussy Eater vs the Garden Weeder, watch Verbal Discourse at its Mildest.

[InsideOutside]

LITERALLY A AUTIST vs. The Rock' & Proc Connection in a handicapped match

The Fussy Eater vs the Garden Weeder, watch Verbal Discourse at its Mildest.

The Thrilla Of Vanillas
The Stumble In The Jungle
The Schism Of Autism
The Ayatollas of Shitpost Trollas
The Palace Of Cialis

[Rocket]

The Bore 'Em in the Forum

[Hollywood Shabat Goy Yaro]

[Shakebox]

Thread title delivers

[Franzo]

Irl you’re Noted Crimigrant Doublenigger Dave

Fyi he's been upgraded (downgraded?) to Triplenigger Dave. Who knows to which sordid depths he'd need to sink to become Quadruplenigger. Let us hope we never find out.

[MY FURSONOUNS]

Irl you’re Noted Crimigrant Doublenigger Dave

Fyi he's been upgraded (downgraded?) to Triplenigger Dave. Who knows to which sordid depths he'd need to sink to become Quadruplenigger. Let us hope we never find out.

decanigger dave

[[HEAD NIGGER OF STRUG] anti-Semitic graphs]

In all seriousness, I apologize for interrupting the flow of the thread but Dave is a nigger

[Pretty Sneaky Cis]

I think I’m going to post a counter thread titled “Shut up, Faggots.”










Shut up, Faggots.

[NASAkangz]

In this case, “BJ” probably means the new Wolfenstein.

[Cool Wine Aunt]

Superimpose a divorce attorney's number over the top of it and you have an amazing ad campaign.