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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6150 on: February 08, 2018, 03:36:14 PM »
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They had $200 lying around for a sick cat on top of the cigarette and collective card games habits. Sure, I sympathize a lot with a sick or dying pet. But when you're so poor you're worried about your food, you don't get pets or if you do get pets they better not cost more than your leftovers or the cheapest pet food. And the truly poor person's vet plans are to ignore it, get it put down or to toss it in the woods. Shit sucks for animal lovers but she's the one spinning the yarn about true destitution as a poor black woman. Since mom provided the car and cat money I think KM is lying about her mother's situation too.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6151 on: February 08, 2018, 10:23:40 PM »
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Hm. If you took an extra few days to spend $200 on your dead gay cat you could have used 25 of it to take an uber to your job interview.
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6152 on: February 09, 2018, 08:05:33 AM »
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Uber was the job interview.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6153 on: February 09, 2018, 03:16:35 PM »
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As a professional victim she really fucked up on the cat. "My poor defenseless pet is dying and I can't afford to save it" is like the easiest free money ever.

Obviously the truth is she doesn't pay for anything so it's all bullshit, but still
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6154 on: February 09, 2018, 03:24:18 PM »
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6155 on: February 09, 2018, 04:28:43 PM »
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Absolutely shameless.

Does she even acknowledge White Fiancé on SA? He doesn’t ever seem to factor into her sob stories.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6156 on: February 09, 2018, 04:59:22 PM »
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Wait this isn't like "our old cat who's been with us for years needs medical help"


They literally went out and brought another mouth to feed into their home recently.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6157 on: February 09, 2018, 05:50:11 PM »
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Can't wait to hear what the excuse is for missing next week's "interview" which of course is for a better position than the one she flaked on this week. It's strange how someone that gets so many great interviews can't get a job.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6158 on: February 09, 2018, 05:53:38 PM »
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What are the other posts in that thread like? Is anyone calling her out?

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6159 on: February 09, 2018, 06:16:33 PM »
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What are the other posts in that thread like? Is anyone calling her out?

It's the subforum she mods, so I imagine that if anyone called her out they'd get an instaban

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6160 on: February 09, 2018, 06:24:08 PM »
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so a mod has their very own e/n thread in the forum they mod.

good job lowtax

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6161 on: February 09, 2018, 07:43:13 PM »
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She probably just googled "cute kitten" and posted that to get thirsty retard goons to hand her their SSDI money.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6162 on: February 10, 2018, 04:46:09 AM »
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so a mod has their very own e/n thread in the forum they mod.

good job lowtax

lol and she's shamelessly e-begging like a nigger

...so I guess she really isn't that different from lowtax

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6163 on: February 10, 2018, 07:19:09 AM »
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so a mod has their very own e/n thread in the forum they mod.

good job lowtax

lol and she's shamelessly e-begging like a nigger

...so I guess she really isn't that different from lowtax


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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6164 on: February 10, 2018, 07:50:25 AM »
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Somehow I missed it earlier when she was asking for five bucks for gas. That's pathetic.

Don't worry, though. When she options those scripts she has written, she'll totes pay that money back.

You know, the ones featuring "Strong black womyn."  :facepalm:

"Ms. Black Panther."
"Rebel Slave Woman Saves Kunta Kinte."
"Sally Hemmings: PI."

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6165 on: February 10, 2018, 11:29:54 AM »
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Somehow I missed it earlier when she was asking for five bucks for gas. That's pathetic.

Don't worry, though. When she options those scripts she has written, she'll totes pay that money back.

You know, the ones featuring "Strong black womyn."  :facepalm:

"Ms. Black Panther."
"Rebel Slave Woman Saves Kunta Kinte."
"Sally Hemmings: PI."

I wish I could read these scripts because there has to be some hilarious shit in them.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6166 on: February 10, 2018, 01:31:16 PM »
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Black Panther has a higher Rotten Tomatoes rating than Gone With The Wind.

What now white bois, your timeless american classic Gone with the Wind has been unseated as one of the highest rated movies of all time.  :colbert:

I think you should realize that your time is up and you must donate to people like Kola's march because you're already on the losing side of the race war and you must garner favor in order to save yourselves before the great black wakandian revolution.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6167 on: February 10, 2018, 01:47:02 PM »
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Patience, dear friends.  The one true black experience comic book movie hasn’t been released yet. Don’t quaff from your hemlock chalice quite yet.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6168 on: February 13, 2018, 12:31:36 PM »
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Patience, dear friends.  The one true black experience comic book movie hasn’t been released yet. Don’t quaff from your hemlock chalice quite yet.

Yeah but they'll never make A Wyatt Mann cartoons into movies.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6169 on: February 13, 2018, 01:31:53 PM »
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I can’t wait for all the World Star videos taken during Black Panther screenings  :smug:
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6170 on: February 13, 2018, 04:03:00 PM »
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6171 on: February 13, 2018, 04:08:44 PM »
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Idiot Americans, being happy with getting a measly 50 dollars extra per paycheck  :goon:  *asks mom to raise his allowance 50 dollars every two weeks*


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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6172 on: February 13, 2018, 04:15:43 PM »
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Like, I logically understand the million reasons why he ought to fall by midterms, but I also think logically he really should have fallen harder given the last 5 terrible news cycles, but here we are.

Hmmm, somehow Donald J. Trump isn't being impeached despite the last 5 terrible news cycles(lets be honest, the straight year of THE SKY IS FALLING), what could be going wrong???

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6173 on: February 13, 2018, 05:00:19 PM »
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Someone spent $40 on a Nothing Matters smilie.   :facepalm:

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6174 on: February 17, 2018, 11:07:29 PM »
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again, the confidence of mediocre whites always fucking amazes me.
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