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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17300 on: February 08, 2018, 12:36:29 PM »
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Ricky Retardo has a brand new hat!



Way to hide that male pattern baldness with a cool new thing! *squealy guitar riff solo!*
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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17301 on: February 08, 2018, 01:59:55 PM »
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What happened to his Super Mario cap.

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17302 on: February 08, 2018, 04:04:23 PM »
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What happened to his Super Mario cap.
That fucking hat was the craziest god damn thing I've ever seen and I'm laughing to the point of pain thinking about it.

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17303 on: February 08, 2018, 05:20:41 PM »
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What happened to his Super Mario cap.
It could have been blown off by a snowman, or stolen by a monkey or vulture.

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17304 on: February 08, 2018, 07:48:29 PM »
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That fucking hat was the craziest god damn thing I've ever seen and I'm laughing to the point of pain thinking about it.

I know, right? He had a pretty good gimmick going with it. So of course he trades it in for a boring ass winter hat.

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« Reply #17305 on: February 08, 2018, 08:28:20 PM »
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What happened to his Super Mario cap.
That fucking hat was the craziest god damn thing I've ever seen and I'm laughing to the point of pain thinking about it.
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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17306 on: February 09, 2018, 01:20:10 PM »
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With Ricky changing hats, I'm sure there's some sort of Malibu Stacy meets John Wayne Gacy joke in there somewhere...

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17307 on: February 09, 2018, 02:01:42 PM »
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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17308 on: February 10, 2018, 12:57:46 AM »
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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17309 on: February 10, 2018, 12:06:48 PM »
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Ricky Retardo has a brand new hat!



Way to hide that male pattern baldness with a cool new thing! *squealy guitar riff solo!*

It looks like he molted into his mall goth colors for the winter.

Ever notice that troons idea of femininity are always the same as the girls they were jerking off to back in high school?


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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17310 on: February 10, 2018, 10:30:17 PM »
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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17311 on: February 11, 2018, 06:30:15 AM »
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It's like JonTron was fused with meg griffin.

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17312 on: February 12, 2018, 03:21:03 AM »
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replace "confidence" with "mental-illness"

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17313 on: February 12, 2018, 07:03:03 AM »
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With Ricky changing hats, I'm sure there's some sort of Malibu Stacy meets John Wayne Gacy joke in there somewhere...

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaOgZwk9rN8" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaOgZwk9rN8</a>



I was thinking back to this episode the other day. It’s basically saying that women as a group will never be worth taking seriously.
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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17314 on: February 12, 2018, 09:08:01 AM »
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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17315 on: February 13, 2018, 11:02:02 PM »
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How the flying fuck do these ape proportioned clowns think they'll ever remotely pass? This nigga wouldn't be able to pass in front of Stevie Wonder. It seems like it's rarely the doe eyed, skinny soymales who could reasonably pull off the look trooning out, but more often the linebacker shouldered, cro magnon browed, or obese dudes who wind up looking like a joke from a Monty Python sketch. And does it ever occur to them that their body image issues maybe, just maybe not be stemming from "gender dysphoria", but the fact that they're fat and flabby? It's been stated before on this thread but I don't think it can be stressed enough that the first step to treating "gender dysphoria" aught to be hormone therapy with your OWN God given hormones and a diet and exercise plan for at least a year before other options are considered.

With Ricky changing hats, I'm sure there's some sort of Malibu Stacy meets John Wayne Gacy joke in there somewhere...

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaOgZwk9rN8" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaOgZwk9rN8</a>




He thinks he looks like Malibu Stacy, but with hair like that he looks more like Cynthia.


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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17316 on: February 14, 2018, 10:38:58 PM »
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How the flying fuck do these ape proportioned clowns think they'll ever remotely pass?

Troons put as much effort into passing as they do everything else

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17317 on: February 15, 2018, 01:08:14 AM »
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https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/outrage-transgender-prisoner-living-woman-12022675



"Row as transgender prisoner living as woman wins jail's Miss Fitness competition by 'country mile'"

"Stewart has not had gender reassignment surgery but is living life as a woman in the female section of the jail."



How the flying fuck do these ape proportioned clowns think they'll ever remotely pass? This nigga wouldn't be able to pass in front of Stevie Wonder. It seems like it's rarely the doe eyed, skinny soymales who could reasonably pull off the look trooning out, but more often the linebacker shouldered, cro magnon browed, or obese dudes who wind up looking like a joke from a Monty Python sketch. And does it ever occur to them that their body image issues maybe, just maybe not be stemming from "gender dysphoria", but the fact that they're fat and flabby? It's been stated before on this thread but I don't think it can be stressed enough that the first step to treating "gender dysphoria" aught to be hormone therapy with your OWN God given hormones and a diet and exercise plan for at least a year before other options are considered.

glad im not the only person whos noticed that body dysmorphia, something that affects tons of normal not trans people like: most people who are or have been fat, most teenagers, most professional athletes etc. seems to be only getting treated with "cut your dick off and take sissy pills" now.

like how is that going to fix the body image of a brick? its a pretty normal problem a lot of people deal with. it doesn't mean ur a tranny.

its almost as if telling someone like that they can become a lady is basically akin to psychological torture.
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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17318 on: February 16, 2018, 02:50:18 AM »
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This guy is a genius. He's probably getting more pussy in jail than he has ever gotten in the outside world.
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« Reply #17319 on: February 16, 2018, 03:14:08 PM »
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Wait.. I thought somebody already did this and got thrown out for having too much sex.
Lol @ the UK "justice" system. Remember this trick just in case lads  :twisted:.

Also lol that wow is using that term coined by scrump(fag loser who regurgitates alt right stuff so people don't mock him) to try and pretend that trannies ever look good.

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17320 on: February 16, 2018, 09:33:48 PM »
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Ok, I'm legitimately sad now. The SA troon pandemic has stricken a good friend of mine. He was one of my few goon friends who had a potentially decent head on his shoulders. A commie, but actually listened to me when I told him about the horrors of communism and its origins, and had an open mind. Didn't mind my NatSoc and Jew truther posts and actually considered what I had to say. Talked the guy through his alcohol rehab and told him how to deal with his bipolar disorder, and always gave him general life advice like a big sister. Now he's growing his hair long, going out and buying makeup, and experimenting with "presenting feminine."  :facepalm:



We all know that this is how it starts, and this guy has all the susceptibilities of troondom: Impressionable 21 year old college boy who feels lost in life, leftist, mental illness, just came off of an addiction and is looking for something to fill that void. His goddamn goon friends keep egging him on to go deeper into troondom, like crabs in a barrel, and I want to punch the shit out of them all. It sucks like hell watching someone you care about fall into the gaping maw of the troon agenda.

Plus he sent me a dick pic once when he was drunk and it was a pretty impressive piece. It would be a crying shame if he chopped it off. A good dick is a terrible thing to waste. 

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« Reply #17321 on: February 16, 2018, 09:39:47 PM »
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The tragedy of relationships is that if you care about someone you can't do much if they refuse to stop self-destructing. "Impressionable 21 year old college boy who feels lost in life, leftist, mental illness, just came off of an addiction and is looking for something to fill that void." He looks like the sum total of his body's muscle fibers is a serving of taffy. Just tell him directly that if he wants to feel better and dedicate himself to something in life he could get swole and be an entirely different person in a positive way in a few years. Seriously this kills me about so many MtF troons, they're always disgusting fat-bodies or mr skeltals who might literally snap bones in half if they tried to lift 50 lbs. OF COURSE YOU DON'T LIKE YOURSELF OR YOUR BODY, YOU ARE REJECTING YOUR POTENTIAL AS A MAN. So many of them would turn around if they dropped 100 lbs of fat or got some newbie gains and their brain felt they finally did something to justify their first lifetime reward chemicals.

Or he could work towards that eventual suicide statistic. Horse to water, won't drink, etc.

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17322 on: February 16, 2018, 10:47:28 PM »
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The tragedy of relationships is that if you care about someone you can't do much if they refuse to stop self-destructing. "Impressionable 21 year old college boy who feels lost in life, leftist, mental illness, just came off of an addiction and is looking for something to fill that void." He looks like the sum total of his body's muscle fibers is a serving of taffy. Just tell him directly that if he wants to feel better and dedicate himself to something in life he could get swole and be an entirely different person in a positive way in a few years. Seriously this kills me about so many MtF troons, they're always disgusting fat-bodies or mr skeltals who might literally snap bones in half if they tried to lift 50 lbs. OF COURSE YOU DON'T LIKE YOURSELF OR YOUR BODY, YOU ARE REJECTING YOUR POTENTIAL AS A MAN. So many of them would turn around if they dropped 100 lbs of fat or got some newbie gains and their brain felt they finally did something to justify their first lifetime reward chemicals.

Or he could work towards that eventual suicide statistic. Horse to water, won't drink, etc.

Yeah, nope. I told him to try working out and getting healthy once. Stuck with it for about 2 weeks then gave up. So instead he's going to listen to this faggot Jew SA troon on how to properly do his waterline. Another one bites the dust.


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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17323 on: February 16, 2018, 10:50:00 PM »
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Mandy - you need to bang him to bring him back into the world of rationality. I know you've got problems but therapeutic schtupping seems like a great way to start fixing his incipient troonery.

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« Reply #17324 on: February 17, 2018, 12:15:21 PM »
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