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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3225 on: February 02, 2018, 03:57:49 PM »
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I missed it what did he say?

Someone posted how he and his cadre would flood thread, shit them up until the point the mods would close the thread. Peace de Bundy then quoted it saying "yeah good times" which was the last straw. Basically a LF tier shitposter.

They lifted his probation early after his cadre shit up QQcs.

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3226 on: February 03, 2018, 02:41:20 AM »
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A BYOB mod gets decisively unchill after a troll posts about putting his dog down with painkillers and chocolate ice cream.

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everry time she went to the vet she thought she was gon die so when my mom told me she was gonna take her and put her down tomorrow i said id take care of her and gave her my pain meds and chocolate ice cream til she went to sleep and read her buddhist scripture so she might move onto a good life next

it was the chapter The Elephant from the Dhammapada cuz elephants was her favorite animals to watch on tv

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farewell kind doggo

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wait did you od your own dog wtf

if you did please don't post about it here thank you

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a vet presumably knows how human pain meds interact with dogs better than you do. what if the nausea they sometimse cause in humans is caused tenfold in dogs? i wouldn't know because i'm not a vet and neither are you

and just because everyone knows chocolate is toxic to dogs doesn't mean eating it makes them float happily away on a cloud i mean it probably gives them horrible abdominal pain if i had to guess but i wouldn't know because i'm not a vet and neither ar eyou

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look there are some things you should probably keep to yourself and "i killed my own dog because i don't like the vet" is probably one of them

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there is a difference between
"i live in the middle of nowhere in olden times and i had to shoot my dog, there was no other way"
and
"yes i have access to a vet but my dog hates it so i used my own pain meds and chocolate to put my dog down because it sounds like something that would probably kill a dog nicely"

i really think you should stop posting about this

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i'm not even going to write everything i think about this because i don't want to ruin your memory of your lovely dog but what you did is messed up and illegal

for anyone else reading, please don't try to euthanize your own pet with an improvized combination of medicine and food, most vets will do an in-home euthanasia for a small extra fee

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3227 on: February 03, 2018, 02:08:34 PM »
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"what you did is messed up and illegal"  ...since when? Giving a dog drugs they weren't prescribed is illegal? I highly doubt it.

and then, after repeatedly reminding everyone he is not a vet & doesn't know anything about veterinary procedures, matter of factly states "most vets will do an in-home euthanasia for a small extra fee", which sounds semi-plausible, but at the same time is not a practice i have ever heard mentioned by any vet i've seen or anyone I've ever known who has had to put an animal down.

i just love how the bloviating idiots on SA talk completely out of their ass & are suddenly factual experts on any random subject that crops up

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3228 on: February 03, 2018, 03:17:27 PM »
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Troon loving ex-mod gnarlyhotep was permabanned by Lowtax for threatening him legally or some such shit.
I have a pet conspiracy theory about Lil Yachty. The Jews made him famous to put all the marginally talented blacks like Jay-Z and whomever on notice that their fame and fortune has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with any talent they might have. Jewish producers can take the most retarded nigger they can find, a guy so dumb he can't even write his own name, hook him up to autotone, and make him a star. They don't need Jay-Z; Jay-Z needs them.

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3229 on: February 03, 2018, 03:30:44 PM »
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Troon loving ex-mod gnarlyhotep was permabanned by Lowtax for threatening him legally or some such shit.

I would love to see the look on the desk sergeant's face when some internet troon calls him up to make a report about feeding a dog chocolate ice cream

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3230 on: February 03, 2018, 05:36:16 PM »
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I can't imagine their reaction if I said I put my dogs down with a .22
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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3231 on: February 03, 2018, 05:46:58 PM »
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Any details on gnarlyhotep's legal threat? There wasn't anything in the Lowtax's permaban message that made any sense.

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3232 on: February 03, 2018, 06:34:35 PM »
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My bad, I mixed his perma with some other fags'
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3847529&pagenumber=25&perpage=40#post480784814

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3233 on: February 03, 2018, 09:06:51 PM »
+9
The faggot was huge, annoying piece of trash as a mod, did a ton of re-registration insta-bans in bad faith robbing many of money, and is a contributor to SA's malfeasance and downfall.

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He helped continue the fraud SA perpetrates on its userbase all during his tenure. He's complicit  and I hope his civil suit gets doxxed with examples of this.
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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3234 on: February 05, 2018, 09:09:56 AM »
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That could present a pretty fucked up situation though, depending on the dog.

I dunno about other dogs, but chocolate doesn't effect the rapeweiler. The first time he ate an entire tray of brownies, I tried to get him to throw up, using hydrogen peroxide. Nothing. Gave him more, 15 minutes later like the vet recommended. Nothing. Gave him more. Still nothing. Eventually, the whole bottle was finished and I just chalked it up to "If chocolate... or hydrogen peroxide, for that matter really did kill dogs, he'd be dead by now."

I would have thought an entire tray of brownies chased down with a bottle of hydrogen peroxide would kill an animal, but nope!

8 hours later he took one of the nastiest, most foul smelling shits of his life and that was the end of that harrowing tale.
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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3235 on: February 05, 2018, 11:03:25 AM »
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Yeah our dogs have eaten chocolate before and all they do is get a case of the runs, Chocolate is toxic but they clear the toxins very quickly. It's only when they can't is an issue.

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3236 on: February 07, 2018, 06:12:10 AM »
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"what you did is messed up and illegal"  ...since when? Giving a dog drugs they weren't prescribed is illegal? I highly doubt it.

and then, after repeatedly reminding everyone he is not a vet & doesn't know anything about veterinary procedures, matter of factly states "most vets will do an in-home euthanasia for a small extra fee", which sounds semi-plausible, but at the same time is not a practice i have ever heard mentioned by any vet i've seen or anyone I've ever known who has had to put an animal down.

i just love how the bloviating idiots on SA talk completely out of their ass & are suddenly factual experts on any random subject that crops up

a man needn't know how to fix a pipe to know that a plumber is the person he calls to fix it :geithner:

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3237 on: February 07, 2018, 06:17:28 AM »
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furthermore, there are vets who do housecalls and some even specialise their business with house calls to dying animals

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3238 on: February 07, 2018, 07:16:35 PM »
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The point wasn't that everything the goon said was false. Some of it sounded plausible, even.

I was more getting at the patented SomethingAwful tone of smug superiority, & the irony of admitting knowing nothing about a subject & then preaching to everyone else about it in the same breath

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3239 on: February 08, 2018, 07:44:30 AM »
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the rapeweiler.

where may i pick up a dog of such breed

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3240 on: February 08, 2018, 07:57:50 AM »
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the rapeweiler.

where may i pick up a dog of such breed

You can only get one when you don't want one.

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3241 on: February 08, 2018, 03:44:08 PM »
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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3242 on: February 18, 2018, 09:17:31 PM »
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The woke crowd was outraged about the florida shooting and were losing their minds all over the forums. Some of them went into The Firing Range gun subforum to call people murderers and mock their "murder toys" and a bunch of them actually got probated for it.

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3243 on: February 18, 2018, 11:48:45 PM »
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from kiwifarms

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holy shit the mods actually did something I agree with

The woke crowd was outraged about the florida shooting and were losing their minds all over the forums. Some of them went into The Firing Range gun subforum to call people murderers and mock their "murder toys" and a bunch of them actually got probated for it.

There is now a blowup in QQCS by people mad at the probations saying that SA shouldn't tolerate such toxic masculinity or gun fetishising of any kind.

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Screeching about guns and the probations they received for mocking gun owners didn't work so someone found out that last year one person in the gun forum responded to a picture of boots that accidentally left swastikas on the ground when wet with "Are they good for stomping queers?"

So now there has been hundreds of posts screeching for justice while claiming that the forums harbor people wanting to stomp minorities and LGBT people. I think 1-2 people are wasting their time trying to explain what jokes are but the vast majority of woke people are melting down right now.



Someone needs to get int here and have a fit over someone using the word "retard" as a pejorative.

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3244 on: February 20, 2018, 01:45:00 PM »
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From kiwi again



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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3245 on: February 20, 2018, 05:34:13 PM »
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From kiwi again



2 bans and a week probation for month old problematic posts



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Check again.  The posts aren't a month old.  They're a YEAR old.  They were posted 10 January 2017.

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3246 on: February 20, 2018, 05:54:06 PM »
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Bunch of slack-jawed faggots over there.

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3247 on: February 20, 2018, 05:57:21 PM »
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These queer mods need stomped!

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3248 on: February 21, 2018, 01:12:50 AM »
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Is FAU the pedo guy back with a new username?

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3249 on: February 21, 2018, 08:55:26 AM »
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the pedo guy

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You're gonna have to be more specific.