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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4900 on: February 01, 2018, 07:10:03 AM »
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And yet men can still have kids into their 50s. :smug:

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4901 on: February 01, 2018, 09:05:44 AM »
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Another an hero in the making?



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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4902 on: February 01, 2018, 10:51:06 AM »
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4903 on: February 01, 2018, 12:50:52 PM »
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Another an hero in the making?



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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4904 on: February 01, 2018, 12:53:22 PM »
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They're going to "solve" the Natalie Wood murder about the same time OJ finds "the real killers".


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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4905 on: February 01, 2018, 12:56:11 PM »
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Bad news for Aran:

http://www.bbc.com/news/health-42832978

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Plastic used in some second-hand toys could pose a health risk for children as they don't meet the most up-to-date safety guidelines, a study has found.

Twenty toys had traces of all nine elements, with some concentrations high enough to fail European standards.

But experts said it would be difficult to quantify the risk.

"Lego bricks from the 70s and 80s are the big fail," said Dr Andrew Turner, of the University of Plymouth, who conducted the study. "Toys in those days weren't tested and now we're using them and handing them down."


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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4906 on: February 01, 2018, 01:06:14 PM »
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Bad news for Aran:

http://www.bbc.com/news/health-42832978

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Plastic used in some second-hand toys could pose a health risk for children as they don't meet the most up-to-date safety guidelines, a study has found.

Twenty toys had traces of all nine elements, with some concentrations high enough to fail European standards.

But experts said it would be difficult to quantify the risk.

"Lego bricks from the 70s and 80s are the big fail," said Dr Andrew Turner, of the University of Plymouth, who conducted the study. "Toys in those days weren't tested and now we're using them and handing them down."



Very few of mine are from the 80s, most are early 90s

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4907 on: February 08, 2018, 11:24:43 PM »
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Presented without comment:


<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDaSULidcRs" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDaSULidcRs</a>




:jewrub:

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4908 on: February 09, 2018, 11:07:17 PM »
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Presented without comment:
:jewrub:

I'm going to comment.

Why are you watching men's figure skating?

Why are you watching Russian men's figure skating?

Why the jewrub emote at the end?

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4909 on: February 09, 2018, 11:30:03 PM »
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You didn't click play, did you.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4910 on: February 09, 2018, 11:32:30 PM »
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You didn't click play, did you.

I did. Some kind of men's figure skating. He fell a couple times and eventually got a 74 score. I forgot it was the start of Winter Olympics but I guess I still don't get it. It looked like the Israeli flag by his name, is that the joke?

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4911 on: February 09, 2018, 11:35:28 PM »
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Obv a jew skating can only mean one thing

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4912 on: February 09, 2018, 11:37:16 PM »
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You didn't click play, did you.

I did. Some kind of men's figure skating. He fell a couple times and eventually got a 74 score. I forgot it was the start of Winter Olympics but I guess I still don't get it. It looked like the Israeli flag by his name, is that the joke?

By the way,


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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4913 on: February 10, 2018, 07:00:02 AM »
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You didn't click play, did you.

I did. Some kind of men's figure skating. He fell a couple times and eventually got a 74 score. I forgot it was the start of Winter Olympics but I guess I still don't get it. It looked like the Israeli flag by his name, is that the joke?

Of course...yet another Jewish Figure Skater.

Every. Fucking. Time.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4914 on: February 10, 2018, 10:33:17 AM »
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:thejoke:

https://www.timesofisrael.com/israeli-bychenko-skates-country-into-second-place-in-olympics/

Israeli Bychenko skates country into Olympic medal race

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Figure skater Alexei Bychenko kicked off Israel’s bid for its first-ever Winter Olympics medal with a strong performance early Friday, positioning the country to squeek into the team event finals.

Bychenko’s clean short program earned him a second place finish. However, Israel stumbled in the pairs short program, knocking the country back to fifth place in the 10-team field.

Backed by the music of “Hava Nagila,” Bychenko, 30, garnered an 88.49, well short of Uno’s 103.25.

Israel has never won a medal in the Winter Olympics, but has fielded more athletes in recent years, partly in thanks to an influx of Russian immigrants. Its 10 athletes competing in Pyeongchang this year is a record for the country in the Winter Games.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4915 on: February 10, 2018, 12:50:36 PM »
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A kike skated poorly and got a bad score. Wow just wow.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4916 on: February 10, 2018, 01:37:49 PM »
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Proc totally understands that making an ass of yourself in front of an international audience just so they hear the most stereotypical song of your people is worth it.

plz rep mexico in four years by skating to la cucaracha while double fisting churros start training here:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U22KF40qh1I" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U22KF40qh1I</a>

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4917 on: February 10, 2018, 02:15:59 PM »
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I’m sorry I hurt your feelings by not ageeeing with you about ice skating but also you’re a huge faggot so idk maybe I’m not actually sorry

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4918 on: February 10, 2018, 02:29:16 PM »
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proc unapologetically defending shitty jew ice skating



OR SHOULD I SAY GAPO??????

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4919 on: February 10, 2018, 03:36:30 PM »
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:thejoke:


Backed by the music of “Hava Nagila,” Bychenko, 30, garnered an 88.49, well short of Uno’s 103.25.

I think I got it, divide his age by 2 because of 2 falls, subtract the # of x chromosomes, multiply x100 since the audio track was 100kbps, round his score to the nearest whole # and add to the above result and you get 1488.

« Last Edit: February 10, 2018, 03:41:41 PM by Dr. Hatchet-Wound »

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4920 on: February 10, 2018, 04:11:47 PM »
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proc unapologetically defending shitty jew ice skating



OR SHOULD I SAY GAPO??????

Rocket was right all along. You’re mentally ill.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4921 on: February 10, 2018, 04:55:53 PM »
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Who the fuck gives a shit about ice skating?

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4922 on: February 10, 2018, 05:05:46 PM »
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Who the fuck gives a shit about ice skating?

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4923 on: February 10, 2018, 05:21:43 PM »
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proc unapologetically defending shitty jew ice skating



OR SHOULD I SAY GAPO??????

Rocket was right all along. You’re mentally ill.

What did the jews promise you, proc? A social security number? A wife that weighs less than a car?

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4924 on: February 10, 2018, 05:46:06 PM »
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Who the fuck gives a shit about ice skating?

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