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Author Topic: D&D Funny Quotes Thread  (Read 981944 times)

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #7325 on: January 18, 2019, 09:44:22 AM »
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Apparently Ariana Grande is "half Sicilian and half Abruzzese" so odds are somewhat likely that she has more African DNA than Brittany Anne.
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #7326 on: January 18, 2019, 11:43:59 AM »
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Ever notice that everything relating to black culture revolves around theft or the accusation of theft?


Anyways I'm hoping the D&D Goons live up to their promise of taking in migrants from the new caravan because they made a promise after the last caravan.
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #7327 on: January 18, 2019, 12:33:35 PM »
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I was idly wondering if the shutdown lasting more than a week was causing brokebrain and boy did KM deliver. And not a single one of those dad bods with the house and no family will endanger their electronics shrines by inviting a refugee to live with them.

Almost like they have reason to suspect a pattern of behavior based on... something.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #7328 on: January 18, 2019, 02:53:14 PM »
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Reminder REEEEEminder

This is where KoalasMarch lives



This is her neighborhood.



This is her neighborhood's neighborhood.




This is her proximity to Detroit



This is KoalasMarch and her boyfriend/fiance/whatever




KoalasMarch is a spoiled middle class suburbanite cosplaying a woke black girl on the internet.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #7329 on: January 18, 2019, 02:57:24 PM »
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Which boils down to I literally have more "Living in the ghetto" cred than her.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #7330 on: January 18, 2019, 03:18:59 PM »
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I have more "living in the ghetto" cred than any of you mofos. The entire neighborhood is black and they think I'm a narc.

I'll be gone by April, though, so then I can write a book called "Holy Shit I Lived In the Ghetto for Three Years and Lived To Tell the Tale."

Also her boyfriend needs thrown in front of a bus for that outfit.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #7331 on: January 18, 2019, 03:20:28 PM »
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nvm

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #7332 on: January 18, 2019, 03:48:18 PM »
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I have more "living in the ghetto" cred than any of you mofos. The entire neighborhood is black and they think I'm a narc.

I'll be gone by April, though, so then I can write a book called "Holy Shit I Lived In the Ghetto for Three Years and Lived To Tell the Tale."

Also her boyfriend needs thrown in front of a bus for that outfit.
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #7333 on: January 18, 2019, 06:00:40 PM »
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I have more "living in the ghetto" cred than any of you mofos. The entire neighborhood is black and they think I'm a narc.

I'll be gone by April, though, so then I can write a book called "Holy Shit I Lived In the Ghetto for Three Years and Lived To Tell the Tale."

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #7334 on: January 18, 2019, 06:59:21 PM »
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That's a real Ghetto neighborhood, everything is named stuff like Nottingham, Buckingham, and Hampton.

All traditionally African names of things.  :drew:

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #7335 on: January 19, 2019, 05:59:19 AM »
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Pop quiz! Guess which sadbrains D&D poster this is
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I feel a bit bad, as I actually had a bit of good news this morning, and that as the DWP has graciously allowed me to live until 2024, and renewed my PIP. Not only that, I've been upgraded to enhanced rate for care, and have 820 of back pay from June, the date when I had to reapply. I haven't been able to stop crying or shaking, or smiling since the brown envelope hit my doormat. Maybe I'll be able to sleep more than 2 hours in a row now... It's been 6 months of limbo and living in stress.

I sense the neurotic mess of a kike blended with the utter uselessness of a nigger. It must be our very own Koalas March!
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #7336 on: January 19, 2019, 06:03:09 AM »
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KM has a shameful fucking lawn. I thought niggers are supposed to be good at growing crops and shit.


  [L.N.E]Giblets [22|Dec 10:40 AM]:   hey mushroom remember that day we were strugging and dog-o was like I'M GONNA PULL THE FUCKIN' PLUG and we both went "do it" and he just kinda limped out that was a good day and I guess what I'm saying is, well, we've not always seen eye to eye but I think our emotional bond is way deeper and stronger than any old nonsense about ideology or my low testosterone or your ridiculous handsomeness and wit and, well, it's long overdue, but David Mushroom Hedgehogstein, will you marry me?

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #7337 on: January 19, 2019, 08:49:24 AM »
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Yeah well you thought

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #7338 on: January 19, 2019, 09:21:26 AM »
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KM has a shameful fucking lawn. I thought niggers are supposed to be good at growing crops and shit.

Only under direct supervision with the threat of a whipping.
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #7339 on: January 19, 2019, 11:57:02 AM »
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KM has a shameful fucking lawn. I thought niggers are supposed to be good at growing crops and shit.

Please god no not another discussion of patchy lawns on SS.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #7340 on: January 19, 2019, 12:29:07 PM »
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I was also looking at the lawns since the other side of the cul-de-sac seems to have better manicured lawns. I don't think it's just specifically her, however all the good looking lawns have visible ride-on mower tracks. All the dried out lawns have zero. Also looking at the garage it's filled with junk and couldn't even be used to store a mower.



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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #7341 on: January 19, 2019, 11:04:13 PM »
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Brittany's being oppressed by her cancer riddled Jewish grandmother who's paying for everything and crazy coalburning mom who keeps taking away her car keys 🙉🙈🙉

So she's part black and part Jewish? So she's the real life female version of Jamal Ginsburg the Hasidic Homeboy from the Sopranos?

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #7342 on: January 21, 2019, 08:50:22 AM »
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koala's march is a nigger
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #7343 on: Today at 04:20:57 AM »
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KM has a shameful fucking lawn. I thought niggers are supposed to be good at growing crops and shit.

Please god no not another discussion of patchy lawns on SS.

I dunno I get a certain kick out of the idea of a conservative-leaning board having discussions about a topic Hank Hill would take very seriously.  It's extremely appropriate.  The reality probably doesn't live up to the idea though.