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Author Topic: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton  (Read 7656 times)

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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #100 on: February 09, 2018, 06:55:41 AM »
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Another interesting question, how does one develop such an impediment? Iíve heard neglected children can develop them...

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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #101 on: February 09, 2018, 07:39:45 AM »
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She's just a boring and awkward child of parents who spent their whole lives caring more about acquiring power than they did about their daughter.  Not surprised that you can rack up a series of neuroses from that kind of childhood.

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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #102 on: February 09, 2018, 08:16:02 AM »
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Reminds me of that goatboy SNL sketch
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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #103 on: February 09, 2018, 08:23:20 AM »
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Let's be honest, here: In his heyday, Bill Clinton was a master politician (in the sense that he could lie, bullshit, give a speech, manipulate, etc. to get what he wanted).

In sports, it is extremely rare for a legendary athlete to pass those genes on to their children. Just because Ted Williams was the greatest hitter of all time didn't mean his son was a great hitter. Just because Pete Rose was the all-time hit king didn't mean his son didn't play in the minors for 21 seasons.

So people thinking that Chelsea is this next great politician who will conquer the world is holding her up to fail, and she has basically failed already. She has zero charisma, zero charm, her face looks like someone put her in the microwave for too long and she started melting.

I hope she runs in 2020 just so the Clinton brand can continue to get pissed on my Dems.

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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #104 on: February 09, 2018, 09:18:42 AM »
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It doesn't help that it's impossible for Webb Hubbell to pass on Bill's genes.
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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #105 on: February 09, 2018, 09:24:17 AM »
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It doesn't help that it's impossible for Webb Hubbell to pass on Bill's genes.
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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #106 on: February 09, 2018, 02:56:54 PM »
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Even if you give Chelsea the benefit of the doubt in a nature vs nurture argument, what good can Bill do against Hillary? Imagine growing up as a kid under Hillary, learning how a woman conducts herself from the Queen of the Harpies. Imagine looking the other way for her alcoholism and her rampant disdain for commoners. Imagine being a grown woman with her own children, reading those ridiculous childrens books that deify their grandmother as some kind of once in a lifetime savior of women. They're family so of course she's gonna believe it and love her parents but what a bad joke to try to turn Chelsea into the next big politician from that!

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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #107 on: February 09, 2018, 03:13:13 PM »
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what a bad joke to try to turn Chelsea into the next big politician from that!

I agree with that sentiment and I would add with Jeb!'s asswhooping and Sloppy Joe Kennedy's SOTU rebuttal and the fallout related to his appearance, it's pretty clear people are tired of these so-called "political dynasties" like the Bushes, Kennedys, and Clintons. When you add all that up, Chelsea is a non-starter.

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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #108 on: February 09, 2018, 03:48:28 PM »
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Can't believe you faggots haven't made a "Chelsea is ba-a-a-a-a-ad" joke yet.  :facepalm:

Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #109 on: February 09, 2018, 05:35:47 PM »
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Chelsea's da-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-d is a rapist.


edit: step-da-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-d, my ba-a-a-a-a-a-d

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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #110 on: February 09, 2018, 05:46:28 PM »
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BUMPING THIS THREAD WITH NO SURVIVORS.

So in the FBI anti-trump collusion texts, this got said about Chelsea:


I assumed it was exaggeration, BUT...

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeonHWB6rVY" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeonHWB6rVY</a>
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