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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #100 on: February 09, 2018, 06:55:41 AM »
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Another interesting question, how does one develop such an impediment? I’ve heard neglected children can develop them...
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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #101 on: February 09, 2018, 07:39:45 AM »
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She's just a boring and awkward child of parents who spent their whole lives caring more about acquiring power than they did about their daughter.  Not surprised that you can rack up a series of neuroses from that kind of childhood.

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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #102 on: February 09, 2018, 08:16:02 AM »
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Reminds me of that goatboy SNL sketch
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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #103 on: February 09, 2018, 08:23:20 AM »
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Let's be honest, here: In his heyday, Bill Clinton was a master politician (in the sense that he could lie, bullshit, give a speech, manipulate, etc. to get what he wanted).

In sports, it is extremely rare for a legendary athlete to pass those genes on to their children. Just because Ted Williams was the greatest hitter of all time didn't mean his son was a great hitter. Just because Pete Rose was the all-time hit king didn't mean his son didn't play in the minors for 21 seasons.

So people thinking that Chelsea is this next great politician who will conquer the world is holding her up to fail, and she has basically failed already. She has zero charisma, zero charm, her face looks like someone put her in the microwave for too long and she started melting.

I hope she runs in 2020 just so the Clinton brand can continue to get pissed on my Dems.

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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #104 on: February 09, 2018, 09:18:42 AM »
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It doesn't help that it's impossible for Webb Hubbell to pass on Bill's genes.
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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #105 on: February 09, 2018, 09:24:17 AM »
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It doesn't help that it's impossible for Webb Hubbell to pass on Bill's genes.
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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #106 on: February 09, 2018, 02:56:54 PM »
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Even if you give Chelsea the benefit of the doubt in a nature vs nurture argument, what good can Bill do against Hillary? Imagine growing up as a kid under Hillary, learning how a woman conducts herself from the Queen of the Harpies. Imagine looking the other way for her alcoholism and her rampant disdain for commoners. Imagine being a grown woman with her own children, reading those ridiculous childrens books that deify their grandmother as some kind of once in a lifetime savior of women. They're family so of course she's gonna believe it and love her parents but what a bad joke to try to turn Chelsea into the next big politician from that!

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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #107 on: February 09, 2018, 03:13:13 PM »
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what a bad joke to try to turn Chelsea into the next big politician from that!

I agree with that sentiment and I would add with Jeb!'s asswhooping and Sloppy Joe Kennedy's SOTU rebuttal and the fallout related to his appearance, it's pretty clear people are tired of these so-called "political dynasties" like the Bushes, Kennedys, and Clintons. When you add all that up, Chelsea is a non-starter.

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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #108 on: February 09, 2018, 03:48:28 PM »
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Can't believe you faggots haven't made a "Chelsea is ba-a-a-a-a-ad" joke yet.  :facepalm:

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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #109 on: February 09, 2018, 05:35:47 PM »
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Chelsea's da-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-d is a rapist.


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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #110 on: February 09, 2018, 05:46:28 PM »
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BUMPING THIS THREAD WITH NO SURVIVORS.

So in the FBI anti-trump collusion texts, this got said about Chelsea:


I assumed it was exaggeration, BUT...

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeonHWB6rVY" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeonHWB6rVY</a>
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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #111 on: March 06, 2018, 07:59:24 PM »
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Chelsea wrote a sequel to her hit book, She Persisted, called She Persisted Around the World.  Instead of being about her mother, its about 13 other women, 11 of whom I had to look up.

1. Marie Curie
2. Sor Juana Ines de la Cruz
3. Viola Desmond
4. Sissi Lima do Amor
5. Leymah Gbowee
6. Caroline Herschel
7. Wangari Maathai
8. Aisha Rateb 
9. J.K. Rowling  (but of course)
10. Kate Sheppard
11. Yuan Yuan Tan
12. Mary Verghese
13. Malala Yousafzai

The reviews are in!

Quote
“Clinton again writes in a measured tone that is at once celebratory and defiant.” —Publishers Weekly

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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #112 on: March 06, 2018, 08:22:43 PM »
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“Clinton again writes in a measured tone that is at once celebratory and defiant.” —Publishers Weekly

Translation: The book is dry, but pushes the appropriate narratives adequately.
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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #113 on: March 06, 2018, 09:24:45 PM »
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Gotta make up for all those bribes er i mean donations to the Clinton Foundation that dried up!

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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #114 on: March 06, 2018, 11:51:01 PM »
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have you ever noticed her two front teeth? could bill and hilldawg just not afford braces?

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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #115 on: March 07, 2018, 12:05:58 AM »
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Hey, you're not supposed to post in old threads without asking Shakey first.

Why are her teeth so yellow? Is that her Webb Hubbell genes showing out?
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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #116 on: March 07, 2018, 01:54:12 AM »
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Hey, you're not supposed to post in old threads without asking Shakey first.

Why are her teeth so yellow? Is that her Webb Hubbell genes showing out?

Rumor has it the James Webb & Hubbell Telescopes are going to look back into the past and see who her father is

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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #117 on: March 07, 2018, 05:45:16 PM »
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This is the face her husband sees as she goes down on him  :stare:

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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #118 on: March 07, 2018, 09:00:12 PM »
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Chelsea wrote a sequel to her hit book, She Persisted, called She Persisted Around the World.  Instead of being about her mother, its about 13 other women, 11 of whom I had to look up.

1. Marie Curie  - Died from cancer due to radiation exposure, despite knowing the risks. Dumbass
2. Sor Juana Ines de la Cruz  - Some mexican
3. Viola Desmond  -  Who?
4. Sissi Lima do Amor - Who?
5. Leymah Gbowee - Sounds like an afronigger
6. Caroline Herschel  - William Herschel did all the work, you got revisionist boosting to your stats, cunt
7. Wangari Maathai - Sounds like a pajeet
8. Aisha Rateb   - same
9. J.K. Rowling  (but of course) - Cunt slept with practically everyone around her, and worked as a prostitute whilst copy-pasting from LOTR and CS Lewis books
10. Kate Sheppard  - IDK
11. Yuan Yuan Tan   - Sounds like a chinese tanning parlor
12. Mary Verghese  - No idea
13. Malala Yousafzai - Sounds like a disease

The reviews are in!

Quote
“Clinton again writes in a measured tone that is at once celebratory and defiant.” —Publishers Weekly

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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #119 on: March 08, 2018, 12:38:24 AM »
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This is the face her husband sees as she goes down on him  :stare:
She's gonna beat it against a rock and then rip out a chunk with her teeth right after she whispers in a raspy voice, "We wants the precious."
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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #120 on: March 08, 2018, 01:53:33 AM »
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lol if you think she blows her gay husband
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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #121 on: March 08, 2018, 01:56:51 AM »
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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #122 on: March 08, 2018, 02:04:46 AM »
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“Clinton again writes in a measured tone that is at once celebratory and defiant.” —Publishers Weekly

Translation: The book is dry, but pushes the appropriate narratives adequately.

Translation: they hired a decent ghostwriter.
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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #123 on: March 08, 2018, 06:52:33 AM »
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lol if you think she blows her gay husband
I doubt they’ve even had sex tbh. Who would willingly marry that? It was an arrangement.
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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #124 on: March 08, 2018, 08:26:36 AM »
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“Clinton again writes in a measured tone that is at once celebratory and defiant.” —Publishers Weekly

Translation: The book is dry, but pushes the appropriate narratives adequately.

Translation: they hired a decent ghostwriter.

I don't think we've ever seen Chelsea articulate a cogent thought as far as I know.  She's just a homely airhead.