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Author Topic: Funny Shit From The News  (Read 115683 times)

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4875 on: January 19, 2018, 03:08:50 PM »
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alfRDPQY2YM" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alfRDPQY2YM</a>

this guy must be having some kind of mental break, the way he moves is not natural at all
His speech patterns are quite aberrant as well. And what's with looking into his cell phone while he talks? That dude has lost it. Islam is a religion for crazy people.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4876 on: January 19, 2018, 06:28:38 PM »
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The largest part of most retail operations are labor costs. San Fran just told all the small businesses - ha ha, go screw yourselves and pay your idiot workers $15/hr. The result?

https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/Struggling-SF-Kink-Cafe-Turns-to-Crowdsourcing-to-Stay-Open-470072813.html

Smaller businesses are closing up shop because they can't afford to pay for all the commies and gibs machines that voted this garbage in.

July, 2015
https://www.forbes.com/sites/timworstall/2015/07/07/we-are-seeing-the-effects-of-the-minimum-wage-rise-in-san-francisco/#1f0ddcc33013

April, 2017
https://www.forbes.com/sites/timworstall/2017/04/19/news-just-in-the-san-francisco-minimum-wage-kills-restaurants-and-thus-restaurant-jobs/#530f33cd3a16



WHY CAN'T MY FAVORITE BONDAGE GEAR AND COFFEE PURVEYOR AFFORD TO BE IN BUSINESS? WHERE WILL WE GO FOR OUR KINKY COFFEE??? 
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I hope other municipalities take notice and kill these minimum wage bills whenever they see them.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4877 on: January 19, 2018, 06:49:15 PM »
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These fucking idiots think every single solitary business owner is swimming in money and profit and golly they just want a fair share! You know, because they've literally never built a business of their own and they think money just appears magically. Fuck SF.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4878 on: January 19, 2018, 07:38:10 PM »
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Reminds me of the Portland anarchist sandwich shop that got shut down because it took upwards of 45 minutes for them to make a sandwich for someone

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4879 on: January 19, 2018, 08:11:44 PM »
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They call it an adult coffee shop, a kink coffee shop, you sell bondage equipment and you're telling me the staff is just some emo/goth kid? I think in the spirit of honesty you can't just set up a home depo display and call it a bondage hot spot. Nut up and shackle a girl to the register for her shift! Make her take orders by nodding because of the ball gag! Sheesh, some businesses really do deserve to fail!

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4880 on: January 19, 2018, 08:22:11 PM »
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They call it an adult coffee shop, a kink coffee shop, you sell bondage equipment and you're telling me the staff is just some emo/goth kid? I think in the spirit of honesty you can't just set up a home depo display and call it a bondage hot spot. Nut up and shackle a girl to the register for her shift! Make her take orders by nodding because of the ball gag! Sheesh, some businesses really do deserve to fail!
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4881 on: January 21, 2018, 06:54:12 PM »
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Emotional Support Chickens are now BANNED from flying the friendly skies. :parsons:

https://www.sfgate.com/chris-mcginnis/article/Delta-cracks-down-on-emotional-support-12513453.php

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Delta Air Lines is now cracking down on emotional support and service animals, citing “a lack of regulation that has led to serious safety risks involving untrained animals in flight.”  The airline said it carries about 700 service or emotional support animals every day, and since 2016 it has seen an 84 percent jump in “animal incidents,” including “urination/defecation, biting, and even a widely reported attack by a 70-pound dog” that bit a passenger in the face.

The airline notes that the emotional support needs of some passengers for animal companionship can be pretty far out there. “Customers have attempted to fly with comfort turkeys, gliding possums known as sugar gliders, snakes, spiders and more,” Delta said.

So starting March 1, Delta will impose new rules on in-cabin service and emotional support animals. They’ll still fly for free in accordance with federal law, but owners will be required to show proof of health or vaccinations 48 hours in advance of their flight.

“In addition to the current requirement of a letter prepared and signed by a doctor or licensed mental health professional, those with psychiatric service animals and emotional support animals will also need to provide a signed document confirming that their animal can behave,” the airline said. The rules don’t apply to small animals kept in a kennel under the seat.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4882 on: January 21, 2018, 07:49:58 PM »
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Comfort turkeys  :lolno:

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4883 on: January 21, 2018, 09:10:24 PM »
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“Excuse me stewardess but did you just assume my emotional support spiders gender!?!?!?”

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4884 on: January 21, 2018, 09:18:48 PM »
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Comfort turkeys  :lolno:

one part southern comfort 100
two parts wild turkey 101
garnish with laughing at your seatmate's sugar glider as it shits and pisses all over the plane
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4885 on: January 21, 2018, 09:29:31 PM »
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Its called comfort booze you fucking retards. Ugh.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4886 on: January 21, 2018, 10:06:55 PM »
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Bring back comfort women.
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4887 on: January 22, 2018, 02:00:40 AM »
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Comfort turkeys  :lolno:

The only comforting turkey should come in the form of a sandwich.
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4888 on: January 22, 2018, 03:02:19 AM »
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The largest part of most retail operations are labor costs. San Fran just told all the small businesses - ha ha, go screw yourselves and pay your idiot workers $15/hr. The result?

hey let's check out how $15/hr min wage has worked out for seattle!!

https://www.seattletimes.com/business/amazon/amazon-go-cashierless-convenience-store-opening-to-the-public/