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At first I thought it was a meme but it turns out it's true.

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Goon Acres / Re: redditors.txt
« Last post by Virtue Signalman First Class on Today at 03:16:53 AM »
I'm a powerful CEO of an Eastern European company where I live and I do standup comedy while powerlifting at garden stores all over the country and I bag 10s 7/24* no problems

*(In Eastern Europe we do Days/Hours)

I wish that were true.  :coolmad:
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Goon Acres / Re: redditors.txt
« Last post by Hitlorr The Obniggerator on Today at 02:55:17 AM »
I'm a powerful CEO of an Eastern European company where I live and I do standup comedy while powerlifting at garden stores all over the country and I bag 10s 7/24* no problems

*(In Eastern Europe we do Days/Hours)
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jesus christ germany why is it always germany
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Goon Acres / Re: redditors.txt
« Last post by Virtue Signalman First Class on Today at 02:14:22 AM »
Now I'm sure the many SS Chad captains of industry will refute this by saying "well I'm a comic and I can get dozens of girls!" or "well I live in Eastern Europe and you can just hit up a garden store!" or "I get all kinds of 9s and 10s from the gym where I get swole."

It's not so much this but the fact that women outnumber men by a significant margin in our country, and the situation should be the same in several other Eastern/Central European countries. Also the culture here is very different. I see a lot of different people from different walks of life because of my work and the women you are describing (promiscious and unapologetic about it) are a very clear minority. I'm sure that will change with time, it always does, but I hope it doesn't get as bad as it is in US/Western Europe.

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I am described by most girls as a 7 or 8, depending on taste. On tinder I would get maybe 1 match out of 50 right-swipes. At best about 1 in 25. And out of 60 matches, I had only 3 real-life dates from it. Those numbers are much better than my friends, believe it or not. My current girlfriend? She's about a 7 or 8 (well, probably more like an 8; hotter than me), and she gets 3 matches for every 4 swipes. And about 50% of matches can turn into actual dates.

"Gets"? She is still using Tinder while dating you?
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Anime was the long con by the CIA that was made in order to reduce crime

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSPsEhVQEaE" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSPsEhVQEaE</a>
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Goon Acres / Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Last post by a torrent of piss on Today at 01:58:12 AM »
I did a whole tour of the midwest for 14 days on a bus filled with chinese tourists. Every day started at around 4-5am. Many of the motels has floors that were more comfortable than the beds. I bet these people would have been trying to claw their way out of their skin.

The one thing I did learn is that Utah has a shitload of Chinese buffets tucked away in places that you wouldn't think that would have them. Because that's essentially what we ate for 14 days was all chinese food.

the soul of the autistic samurai trapped within you must have really been going crazy with all those chinks around

Look there's a reason why all the WARNING and DANGER signs around national parks have people in them that look Chinese.

Tour Guide says in both English and mandarin to not to stick your hand down prairie dog holes because rattle snakes live in there or you could get bit by the prairie dogs themselves and get rabies and other diseases.

Chinks immediately stick their hands down the holes in the hopes of catching one of the creatures in order to bring home and keep as a pet.

Deadwood was hysterical because the whole town is kept historic. They all wanted a discount and stuff taken off the cost of the trip because nothing was modern outside of the plumbing and bathrooms.
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People were really not on EA's case until the PS3/Xbox 360 came out.

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Goon Acres / Re: redditors.txt
« Last post by foreverial tiedup and delitized wow on Today at 01:37:33 AM »
it's true, whether you live inside that mental world or not, most people in a western urban environment are going to be treating dating like that. it's pretty sad how foreign the idea of "going out into the world doing your normal thing and flirting with someone if you like them to see what happens" is to a lot of beep boop robot people these days. a lot of the more mentally redpilled people like the fags on this forum probably are the types to be less likely to be complete robots reliant on internet dating because surely everyone here is also a playboy trillionaire captain of industry / instagram model / competitive mma fighter but it's sadly infected the minds of a lot of our urbanite soybug counterparts.

a lot of people see dating as some kind of chase, rallying up how many they've landed that year to establish an empty sense of success without even a bit of self awareness toward the fact that they've never managed one stable and long term relationship in their life and don't know how to hit on a girl. "what's wrong with my profile" is something i've heard a lot, and to that i say, "what's wrong with you?" why would one allow a couple selfies and a block of text that probably isn't going to be read to be the sum of their sexual value? and then they wonder why their dates always end up being other soulless and hollow bugs who are empty enough to believe an app or website will reel in anything other than empty boring people.

there's a time and place for the quick swipe get your dick wet, but it's unhealthy for people to be treating it like a replacement for socialization.
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As an oldfag, I've heard "EA just made a big mistake and they'll probably shut down any time now because of it" for 15 years now.  They've only grown larger since then.

15? Hahahaha. You're practically newbie if you think it's only been 15.
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