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Goon Acres / Re: 888 Social Justice Struggles Against The Video Game Patriarchy
« Last post by Duwango on November 21, 2017, 05:54:34 PM »
That's because no matter how much gamers get fucked by anti-consumer bullshit, they, like an abused housewife, keep coming back for more. I wonder if it's mostly multiplayer gamers that lap this shit up compared to single player gamers, hence the long drive to wipe out single player games and cram everything with multiplayer micrtransactions vs actual content.

Pretty much. It's easy for gaymers to put up their phony perpetual aggrievement act against publishers when the vast majority of them are not active in the workforce. EA and others are getting away with gradually wiping out single player games because they know their consumer bases are made up mostly of pot-smoking, terminally antisocial bugmen troons who never leave the house for any reason, hence the ideal demographics for MMO's. It's an "industry" that thrives exclusively on NEETbucks and it shows. Gaymers deserve to get fucked six ways from Sunday.
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Single player caught HIV when wow came out which turned into full blown aids with GTAV.
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The guy was elected twice as chief justice and removed both times for keeping the ten commandments and not wanting gays to marry. Pretty much no reason to think he isn't 100% what Alabama wants.
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Goon Acres / Re: 888 Social Justice Struggles Against The Video Game Patriarchy
« Last post by Bitter Weirdo on November 21, 2017, 05:13:29 PM »
That's because no matter how much gamers get fucked by anti-consumer bullshit, they, like an abused housewife, keep coming back for more. I wonder if it's mostly multiplayer gamers that lap this shit up compared to single player gamers, hence the long drive to wipe out single player games and cram everything with multiplayer micrtransactions vs actual content.

This is what's been happening, hasn't it? I don't play vidya very much anymore, and if single player games do end up going mostly extinct it'll probably the end of me playing anything. Probably for the best anyway.
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Goon Acres / Re: 888 Social Justice Struggles Against The Video Game Patriarchy
« Last post by J Dog on November 21, 2017, 04:41:25 PM »
Let's not pretend like the company with control over every major sports franchise being stable and profitable is some damning indictment of gamers' intrinsic mental weakness.
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Goon Acres / Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Last post by The Elephants Asshole on November 21, 2017, 04:40:28 PM »
Heaven is going to have an amusement park where you can jump into the body of a fat guy, Super Mario Odyssey style, and take a humongous shit into a toilet that's a reincarnation of almost any actor or left-wing politician of your choice.
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You think the morons who buy EA shit will actually stop? This is nothing new. I really don't even understand the outrage.

You know, I actually bought some EA stock way back in 2011 and managed to sextuple my money since then. http://www.nasdaq.com/symbol/ea/stock-chart?intraday=off&timeframe=5y&splits=off&earnings=off&movingaverage=None&lowerstudy=volume&comparison=off&index=&drilldown=off

This is amidst tons of drama, including:

 :madgoon: MIRROR'S EDGE DIDN'T GET THE RECOGNITION IT DESERVED

 :madgoon: WHY IS NOBODY BUYING MIRROR'S EDGE CATALYST?!?!?!

 :madgoon: SIMCITY 5 IS HORRIBLE HOW DARE THEY NOT INCLUDE AN OFFLINE MODE

 :madgoon: BULLETSTORM REMASTERED IS FULL PRICE

 :madgoon: THEY SHUT DOWN ANOTHER GAME STUDIO!!!! 

 :madgoon: THIS NEW GAME IS EXCLUSIVE TO ORIGIN????? HOW DARE THEY

And the stock is doing just fine today.  It's even up 15 cents right now. Look at that fucking mountain of a stock price on the 5-year graph, that is my mountain of money and it's buying me all the delicious, delicious goon tears I could ever have hoped for.  Same deal with Activision Blizzard, you could have sextupled your money if you bought it five years ago, and made even more than I did on EA considering it's half the price of EA.  That being said, I would buy the shit out of Ubisoft right now if it were traded on the NASDAQ.
That's because no matter how much gamers get fucked by anti-consumer bullshit, they, like an abused housewife, keep coming back for more. I wonder if it's mostly multiplayer gamers that lap this shit up compared to single player gamers, hence the long drive to wipe out single player games and cram everything with multiplayer micrtransactions vs actual content.
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Goon Acres / Re: The Feminism Thread
« Last post by Bitter Weirdo on November 21, 2017, 04:25:57 PM »
Aran looks like Tom Clancy.

Aran looks like a creepy but somewhat charismatic maffia boss on that picture.

I'm gonna bake you a pizza you can't refuse
Tonight he sleeps with the Legos.

That's a nice gaming laptop you got there. It'd be a shame if something...happened to it.
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You think the morons who buy EA shit will actually stop? This is nothing new. I really don't even understand the outrage.

You know, I actually bought some EA stock way back in 2011 and managed to sextuple my money since then. http://www.nasdaq.com/symbol/ea/stock-chart?intraday=off&timeframe=5y&splits=off&earnings=off&movingaverage=None&lowerstudy=volume&comparison=off&index=&drilldown=off

This is amidst tons of drama, including:

 :madgoon: MIRROR'S EDGE DIDN'T GET THE RECOGNITION IT DESERVED

 :madgoon: WHY IS NOBODY BUYING MIRROR'S EDGE CATALYST?!?!?!

 :madgoon: SIMCITY 5 IS HORRIBLE HOW DARE THEY NOT INCLUDE AN OFFLINE MODE

 :madgoon: BULLETSTORM REMASTERED IS FULL PRICE

 :madgoon: THEY SHUT DOWN ANOTHER GAME STUDIO!!!! 

 :madgoon: THIS NEW GAME IS EXCLUSIVE TO ORIGIN????? HOW DARE THEY

And the stock is doing just fine today.  It's even up 15 cents right now. Look at that fucking mountain of a stock price on the 5-year graph, that is my mountain of money and it's buying me all the delicious, delicious goon tears I could ever have hoped for.  Same deal with Activision Blizzard, you could have sextupled your money if you bought it five years ago, and made even more than I did on EA considering it's half the price of EA.  That being said, I would buy the shit out of Ubisoft right now if it were traded on the NASDAQ.
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John Conyers admits he is too dim to read bills like ObamaCare before voting to impose them upon his slavery plantation and wayciss wypipo alike, so it is no surprise that he, much like every modern Democrat, lacks the smarts to avoid getting swept up in their self-inflicted sexual misconduct parade.

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Michigan Rep. John Conyers, a Democrat and the longest-serving member of the House of Representatives, settled a wrongful dismissal complaint in 2015 with a former employee who alleged she was fired because she would not “succumb to [his] sexual advances.”

Documents from the complaint obtained by BuzzFeed News include four signed affidavits, three of which are notarized, from former staff members who allege that Conyers, the ranking Democrat on the powerful House Judiciary Committee, repeatedly made sexual advances to female staff that included requests for sexual favors, contacting and transporting other women with whom they believed Conyers was having affairs [including flying them around at public expense], caressing their hands sexually, and rubbing their legs and backs in public.

Congress’s Office of Compliance has paid out $17 million of taxpayer money over the past 2 decades in settlements that include sex harassment cases against congresscritters. However, that’s not where the cash came from to hush this Conyers employee. She was paid off with around $27,000 of taxpayer money, but it came out of Conyers’ office budget. Deceptive accounting practices were employed to cover up the scandal.

Conyers is a ( ( (civil rights icon) ) ) and a founding member of the Congressional Black Caucus, so he might believe he can get away with anything. Indeed, his looting career had originally meet a natural end three years ago, when he had not submitted enough valid nominating petition signatures to appear on the primany ballot for the 2014.
Of course, one of the many unelected judges put forth by Obama pulled a few strings to ensure that Conyers' niggershinning career did not end so soon.

Anyway.....

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“Your story won’t do sh** to him,” said [a Conyers] staffer. “He’s untouchable.”

But his wife Monica, 36 years his junior, wasn’t untouchable. Here we see her in her past capacity as Detroit City Council President Pro Tempore.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZQLxVO-qjM" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZQLxVO-qjM</a>

More Monica Conyers.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfpeY0B8jJA" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfpeY0B8jJA</a>

Besides bribery, Monica Conyers is best known for using on-the-clock police to chauffeur her children around, getting into a bar fight, calling one of her colleagues “Shrek,” and making fun of another colleague for having a hearing aid and possibly cancer.

After she finished her time for bribery, Monica Conyers got a job for a local radio station, but was fired “for trying to book a $750-per-night hotel room on the company’s account.”

John Conyers’ own past scandals include his staff apparently swiping 60 turkeys just before Thanksgiving that were intended for his constituents.

Give power and other people’s money to the slum lords, and the abusive results will be predictable.
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