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Re: E/N: I am in therapy. I will have sex someday
« Reply #4875 on: November 03, 2017, 06:42:30 PM »
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I'm going to personally beat up cops and politicians
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Re: E/N: I am in therapy. I will have sex someday
« Reply #4876 on: November 03, 2017, 07:18:55 PM »
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I'm going to personally beat up cops and politicians
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Should probably not be 100lbs overweight and a wad of grey playdoh first.  What a loon

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Re: E/N: I am in therapy. I will have sex someday
« Reply #4877 on: November 03, 2017, 09:09:14 PM »
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I'm going to personally beat up cops and politicians
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Should probably not be 100lbs overweight and a wad of grey playdoh first.  What a loon

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Re: E/N: I am in therapy. I will have sex someday
« Reply #4878 on: November 03, 2017, 11:02:38 PM »
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Re: E/N: I am in therapy. I will have sex someday
« Reply #4879 on: November 04, 2017, 12:02:51 AM »
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https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3787185

A man who has mice running around his apartment will look down on you for liking Family Guy :tuss:

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Re: E/N: I am in therapy. I will have sex someday
« Reply #4880 on: November 04, 2017, 06:09:49 AM »
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Re: E/N: I am in therapy. I will have sex someday
« Reply #4881 on: November 04, 2017, 12:04:53 PM »
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Nobody's addressed this yet in-depth, so I might as well fall on the sword and be the person who makes an effortpost about showering for an E/N thread:

When you say you shower before work/on days you go out, how many days per week is that? Are you washing thoroughly with soap/body wash? Are you washing your hair?

Showering every day is one of the most important habits a person can develop. It's not just about being presentable if you go out; it's about self-care and, really, about self-respect. If you don't already view showering as a nice thing you do to take care of yourself, not as some sort of burden of your days out, you need to work on that, and you really need to shower with soap every day. If you have sensory aversions, do it at whatever temperature you can stand the longest; even a two-minute scrubdown is better than nothing, but try to wash yourself thoroughly, especially on the face/underarms/groin/other areas that tend to collect oil and sweat for you. How often to wash your hair depends a lot on your haircut and your natural scalp oil levels, but I'd advise you wash your hair at least every other day.

If you can't bring yourself to shower, at least wash your face and underarms/groin/sweat areas with a washcloth. Don't go a day without even basic hygiene. Even if you have to teach yourself this habit, it's an investment in your own well-being that you need to make.


The same forum that wants to radically transform America into a socialist state has to have reminders for people to properly bathe every day.

Let that one sink in for a bit. 


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Re: E/N: I am in therapy. I will have sex someday
« Reply #4882 on: November 04, 2017, 12:17:09 PM »
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Re: E/N: I am in therapy. I will have sex someday
« Reply #4883 on: November 04, 2017, 03:47:37 PM »
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Sure, if you want to buy into the big municipal water industrial complex :jew:

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Re: E/N: I am in therapy. I will have sex someday
« Reply #4884 on: November 06, 2017, 07:56:37 AM »
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The same forum that wants to radically transform America into a socialist state has to have reminders for people to properly bathe every day.

Let that one sink in for a bit.

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Re: E/N: I am in therapy. I will have sex someday
« Reply #4885 on: November 06, 2017, 05:53:20 PM »
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[I shower] Usually 4 or 5 days per week, and I always wash my hair.

Honestly, if I don't take a shower it's usually because I'm in too much of a hurry and just wash down the Smell Zones.

The man who lives in abject squalor and does not have a job is too busy to shower daily.  I don't want to even think about his "smell zones".

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Re: E/N: I am in therapy. I will have sex someday
« Reply #4886 on: November 07, 2017, 03:37:55 AM »
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Wasn't he the megagoon who used to talk about getting into really good shape and becoming a vigilante, going around killing racist cops and politicians and such?

You have to narrow it down more than this.

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Re: E/N: I am in therapy. I will have sex someday
« Reply #4887 on: November 08, 2017, 02:13:57 PM »
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Nobody's addressed this yet in-depth, so I might as well fall on the sword and be the person who makes an effortpost about showering for an E/N thread:

When you say you shower before work/on days you go out, how many days per week is that? Are you washing thoroughly with soap/body wash? Are you washing your hair?

Showering every day is one of the most important habits a person can develop. It's not just about being presentable if you go out; it's about self-care and, really, about self-respect. If you don't already view showering as a nice thing you do to take care of yourself, not as some sort of burden of your days out, you need to work on that, and you really need to shower with soap every day. If you have sensory aversions, do it at whatever temperature you can stand the longest; even a two-minute scrubdown is better than nothing, but try to wash yourself thoroughly, especially on the face/underarms/groin/other areas that tend to collect oil and sweat for you. How often to wash your hair depends a lot on your haircut and your natural scalp oil levels, but I'd advise you wash your hair at least every other day.

If you can't bring yourself to shower, at least wash your face and underarms/groin/sweat areas with a washcloth. Don't go a day without even basic hygiene. Even if you have to teach yourself this habit, it's an investment in your own well-being that you need to make.


The same forum that wants to radically transform America into a socialist state has to have reminders for people to properly bathe every day.

Let that one sink in for a bit.

Of course commies are afraid of showers:smug: