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Re: TVIV and CineD: dens of absolute faggotry
« Reply #25 on: January 12, 2014, 06:43:44 PM »
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« Reply #26 on: January 12, 2014, 07:09:57 PM »
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^^^^ lol, you're right, dude is so fat, his sausage fingers have extra knuckles
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Re: TVIV and CineD: dens of absolute faggotry
« Reply #27 on: January 12, 2014, 07:32:58 PM »
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He also has the beginning of clubbing on his finger tips which means heart trouble on the horizon at a very young age.

EDIT: or more likely its a visual trick from the death grip that poor girl is in.
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Re: TVIV and CineD: dens of absolute faggotry
« Reply #28 on: January 12, 2014, 08:08:11 PM »
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When someone refers to themselves as a bruiser, doesn't that imply that they might be able to beat some other person up? I guess he thinks aggressively SJW slapfighting people on a third-rate internet forum is kind of like beating someone up?
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Re: TVIV and CineD: dens of absolute faggotry
« Reply #29 on: January 12, 2014, 08:17:46 PM »
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Re: TVIV and CineD: dens of absolute faggotry
« Reply #30 on: January 12, 2014, 08:59:49 PM »
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i have never heard of black people being compared to dogs

I'm from the S-S-S-South and I've never heard it either.

On the other hand, I have heard that bad, bad Leroy Brown (the baddest man in the whole damn town) is "badder than old King Kong" and "meaner than a junkyard dog" which sounds like dog whistle racism to me. :parsons:
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« Reply #31 on: January 12, 2014, 09:59:19 PM »
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« Reply #32 on: January 12, 2014, 11:24:42 PM »
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The Adventure Time thread is great because it makes my creepy manchild obsession with the show look normal by comparison.

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Magic Man seems to be amoral, and not only exclusively works towards his own desires, he doesn't even percieve other people as having wants or desires; they're just objects for him to work his magic on.
This makes him a huge rear end in a top hat in the show, but if he were more of a 'big picture' thinker, he could easily be a genocidal madman or dictator. Magic Man is the banal, human evil that results from dehumanization.

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The Magic Man, on the other hand, is also a tendency we all possess (self-absorption), but he's one that we don't have a strong motive to deny and may not even notice as it slowly drives us to greater and greater transgressions.
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« Reply #33 on: January 12, 2014, 11:26:42 PM »
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That's what I thought.
 

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« Reply #34 on: January 12, 2014, 11:35:04 PM »
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tviv does suck.  i just checked the thread to see general concensus on wether community is worth watching this season, and one of the first posts i came across:

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Am I the only one who found this episode with it's treatment of the ass-crack bandit as analogous to sexual harassment to be really distasteful? I'm sure I'll get a bunch of people jumping on me for "not having a sense of humour", "community is a tv show", "parody", etc etc, but those are the kinds of responses that are typically involved with rape culture, so it's expected.

This is absolutely not meant to start a derail on rape culture in TV, I'm just curious to know if anyone else had similar thoughts (because literally every post since the episode aired by my count has been some variant of "wow, Community is back and awesome again!!!").

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3597051&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=24#post424250552

this in an episode about a college campus prankster who rolls coins down the cracks of unsuspecting peoples butts

shakugan has 12 pages of similarly terrible posts in the live forums
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« Reply #35 on: January 12, 2014, 11:35:28 PM »
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I think the dumbest thing in the TVIV lately is everyone is obsessed with making characters gay.
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« Reply #36 on: January 12, 2014, 11:53:47 PM »
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tviv does suck.  i just checked the thread to see general concensus on wether community is worth watching this season, and one of the first posts i came across:

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Am I the only one who found this episode with it's treatment of the ass-crack bandit as analogous to sexual harassment to be really distasteful? I'm sure I'll get a bunch of people jumping on me for "not having a sense of humour", "community is a tv show", "parody", etc etc, but those are the kinds of responses that are typically involved with rape culture, so it's expected.

This is absolutely not meant to start a derail on rape culture in TV, I'm just curious to know if anyone else had similar thoughts (because literally every post since the episode aired by my count has been some variant of "wow, Community is back and awesome again!!!").

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3597051&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=24#post424250552

this in an episode about a college campus prankster who rolls coins down the cracks of unsuspecting peoples butts

shakugan has 12 pages of similarly terrible posts in the live forums


The episode that parodied police procedurals by taking a dumb prank super seriously was in turn taken super seriously by some dork...

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For people who consider themselves feminists they have even more rules for how a woman should think and act than the fucking Taliban.

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Re: TVIV and CineD: dens of absolute faggotry
« Reply #37 on: January 13, 2014, 12:12:18 AM »
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Rape culture is a phrase that needs to be stricken from the English language.

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« Reply #38 on: January 13, 2014, 12:18:15 AM »
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All I can think of is getting talked down to by that doughy piece of shit for espousing non feminist approved opinions on my favorite tv show, then seeing a picture of who was talking down to me and putting a bullet in my head cause I got scolded by a marshmallow boy with a creepy tranny looking girlfriend who likely smells of old meat.

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Re: TVIV and CineD: dens of absolute faggotry
« Reply #39 on: January 13, 2014, 02:04:04 AM »
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^^^^ lol, you're right, dude is so fat, his sausage fingers have extra knuckles

How fucking fat and soft do you have to be to have sausage fingers with extra knuckles? I'm a big guy but I don't have fucking hands like a god damned cartoon.
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« Reply #40 on: January 13, 2014, 02:10:44 AM »
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The last two pages of the Hobbit thread in CineD is infested with SJW's calling Tolkien/LOTR racist again.  :librage:

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« Reply #41 on: January 13, 2014, 02:24:25 AM »
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The last two pages of the Hobbit thread in CineD is infested with SJW's calling Tolkien/LOTR racist again.  :librage:

Tolkien heard the "Rivers of Blood" speech in 1968 and completely re-wrote everything to cover everything up that he wrote in 1937-1949 before he died in 1973.

Fucking retarded goons being stupid as shit again I see.

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Re: TVIV and CineD: dens of absolute faggotry
« Reply #42 on: January 13, 2014, 03:39:36 AM »
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I swear goons just sit around and get triggered and defensive on behalf of sickly, make believe minorities who are cowered and weak in the corner, crippled by (what goons consider to be) racism and other social issues. The University I attend has a plaque in the building I frequent most that explicitly states that the founders endowment to the school was meant to create a learning institution for white boys and girls only. Turns out I don't collapse on the floor and literally shake over it. I fight that racism by getting an education there anyway,

which is more than what some beta white male goon who trembles and weeps "b-b-b-but a poc female, you should let me tell you how you should perceive feminism and racism because i know better than you"  :parsons: can do for me or the situation.

Tolkien is and always has been a favourite author of mine and his works are some of my favourites to read after all these years. Chances are the upper middle class English dude is going to be pretty fucking Eurocentric. Yes, many of his writings do away with the accusations but the point is that Tolkien never prefaced his works with "NIGGERS CAN'T READ THIS!!!!" and if he was a racist, well, negroes like your books too, so I win in the end. You can put your swords down now, o goony knights of valor.
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Re: TVIV and CineD: dens of absolute faggotry
« Reply #43 on: January 13, 2014, 05:25:40 AM »
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I swear goons just sit around and get triggered and defensive on behalf of sickly, make believe minorities who are cowered and weak in the corner, crippled by (what goons consider to be) racism and other social issues. The University I attend has a plaque in the building I frequent most that explicitly states that the founders endowment to the school was meant to create a learning institution for white boys and girls only. Turns out I don't collapse on the floor and literally shake over it. I fight that racism by getting an education there anyway,

which is more than what some beta white male goon who trembles and weeps "b-b-b-but a poc female, you should let me tell you how you should perceive feminism and racism because i know better than you"  :parsons: can do for me or the situation.

Tolkien is and always has been a favourite author of mine and his works are some of my favourites to read after all these years. Chances are the upper middle class English dude is going to be pretty fucking Eurocentric. Yes, many of his writings do away with the accusations but the point is that Tolkien never prefaced his works with "NIGGERS CAN'T READ THIS!!!!" and if he was a racist, well, negroes like your books too, so I win in the end. You can put your swords down now, o goony knights of valor.
let me explain internalized racism to you :parsons:
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« Reply #44 on: January 13, 2014, 05:38:08 AM »
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Re: TVIV and CineD: dens of absolute faggotry
« Reply #45 on: January 13, 2014, 09:53:32 AM »
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tviv does suck.  i just checked the thread to see general concensus on wether community is worth watching this season, and one of the first posts i came across:

Quote from: Shakugan
Am I the only one who found this episode with it's treatment of the ass-crack bandit as analogous to sexual harassment to be really distasteful? I'm sure I'll get a bunch of people jumping on me for "not having a sense of humour", "community is a tv show", "parody", etc etc, but those are the kinds of responses that are typically involved with rape culture, so it's expected.

This is absolutely not meant to start a derail on rape culture in TV, I'm just curious to know if anyone else had similar thoughts (because literally every post since the episode aired by my count has been some variant of "wow, Community is back and awesome again!!!").

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3597051&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=24#post424250552

this in an episode about a college campus prankster who rolls coins down the cracks of unsuspecting peoples butts

shakugan has 12 pages of similarly terrible posts in the live forums


The episode that parodied police procedurals by taking a dumb prank super seriously was in turn taken super seriously by some dork...

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Every single other character in the show even made fun of them for taking it so seriously. The entire premise was that they only investigated it so they could spend time alone and that one of them is likely the actual bandit.

Also the actor who played the "super PTSD victim in a wheelchair" is a rapper who IRL raps about slapping booties.

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Re: TVIV and CineD: dens of absolute faggotry
« Reply #46 on: January 13, 2014, 12:25:05 PM »
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« Reply #47 on: January 13, 2014, 12:33:01 PM »
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Re: TVIV and CineD: dens of absolute faggotry
« Reply #48 on: January 13, 2014, 12:43:42 PM »
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I think the dumbest thing in the TVIV lately is everyone is obsessed with making characters gay.

It seems like the internet in general is obsessed with making TV characters gay. Including cartoon characters.

Are two characters close friends? Must be gay. Do they treat each other like siblings? Gay. Are they actually, literally siblings? Totally gay.

Edit: Are they rivals? They must want to have sex with each other. Enemies? Big time gaywads. Do they hate each other's guts? That's just hidden gay passion.
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« Reply #49 on: January 13, 2014, 01:05:22 PM »
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I think the dumbest thing in the TVIV lately is everyone is obsessed with making characters gay.

It seems like the internet in general is obsessed with making TV characters gay. Including cartoon characters.

Are two characters close friends? Must be gay. Do they treat each other like siblings? Gay. Are they actually, literally siblings? Totally gay.

Edit: Are they rivals? They must want to have sex with each other. Enemies? Big time gaywads. Do they hate each other's guts? That's just hidden gay passion.

There is already so many more gay characters on TV compared to reality. If television writing was real there would only be a 4-5% chance the character was gay openly or otherwise. These people want the world to be portrayed in a way that is much more gay than reality. They want every strong male lead to "strongly consider" becoming gay. This ties in with attacking masculinity as "toxic".


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