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« Reply #3100 on: October 27, 2013, 10:42:19 AM »
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Totally passing up in here.

Dudes a voluntary ginger. He's going for the white brit gold medal of oppression.
"As a Transgendered Trans Ginger woman I..."
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« Reply #3101 on: October 27, 2013, 10:45:02 AM »
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Just saying "Medical grade dildo" is more hilarious than anything this twink has ever done.

Also putting a 99% chance the people laughing in that video are his friends he invited to the show.

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« Reply #3102 on: October 27, 2013, 10:46:20 AM »
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People laugh when I perform, as evidenced in the same YouTube videos these guys are talking about. So I’m funny to somebody, right?

 :facepalm: People laugh when the big kid flips over the nerd's lunch tray in the cafeteria, too. Funny to someone!

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« Reply #3103 on: October 27, 2013, 10:46:55 AM »
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Totally passing up in here.
I can see why that'd pass as a British woman.

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« Reply #3104 on: October 27, 2013, 10:47:55 AM »
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People laugh when a socially retarded tranny clomps on stage

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« Reply #3105 on: October 27, 2013, 10:50:56 AM »
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One of his comedy bits started with him introducing himself as a transgender woman and talking about the mystery in his pants. You can't tell, what could it be!

Yeah faggot, we all want to be thinking about your fucking crotch. Shut the fuck up. No one is obsessed with your crotch- that is your obsession and yours alone. Disgusting faggot.

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« Reply #3106 on: October 27, 2013, 11:02:27 AM »
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People laugh when I perform, as evidenced in the same YouTube videos these guys are talking about. So I’m funny to somebody, right?

Also putting a 99% chance the people laughing in that video are his friends he invited to the show.

I've been to at least 50 comedy open mics.

Every single comedian no matter how bad gets a few laughs at some point. You're there to laugh, you're drinking, you're giggly from the previous comedians, you're THERE to laugh and you're trying to enjoy yourself. When you WANT to laugh, you will. Either they're good and you laugh, it's uncomfortable so you laugh, or they're really bad and you laugh at them, laugh at their discomfort and laugh at the funny situation of being at a comedy show with a very unfunny person on stage.

To conclude "someone laughed, therefore I'm funny" is absolutely idiotic and completed deluded.

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« Reply #3107 on: October 27, 2013, 11:40:52 AM »
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that's one klaus kinski looking motherfucker right there

maybe just as insane, but not quote as violent?  someone get werner herzog to review and then we'll know


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« Reply #3108 on: October 27, 2013, 11:44:16 AM »
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Hi Avery! Welcome to our happy hate site.

On the one hand you probably won't go far in comedy because you are dreadfully unfunny with a piss-poor stage presence (affected or not, you're basically coming across as pathetic and therefore drawing a few laughs simply from the fact that people will laugh at train wrecks.)

On the other hand, you're obviously somewhat successful at conning people into giving you money, so you will probably continue to to eke out a miserable baseline existence based on evoking feelings of pity in your target audience. So you have a lifetime of mediocrity and failure to look forward to, but you probably won't starve. Congratulations on that.


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« Reply #3109 on: October 27, 2013, 11:48:54 AM »
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He left already, that was quick. :(

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« Reply #3110 on: October 27, 2013, 12:53:13 PM »
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People finding your PUBLICLY POSTED blogs/twitter/youtube and laughing at it is hardly being obsessed with you, you narcissistic little fuckwit.

This is also typical Gen Y bullshit. "I'm going to start a blog an a tumbler an a pinterest an a youtube page! I'm going to be a FAMOUS E PERSONALITY!"

"Oh noes, people are making fun of me, that's not fair!"

They want to be famous and notable, but only with positive attention because that's what they've gotten all their sheltered, bubblewrapped, special lives.

Sorry faggots, you don't get a shiny participation ribbon and a bunch of gold stars for letting it all hang out publicly.

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« Reply #3111 on: October 27, 2013, 01:01:55 PM »
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Hey guys.

I know the standard advice in situations like this is "don't feed the trolls", but I think we'd all be living in a worse world if someone had said given that advice to Martin Luther King Jr, right? And yes – I am comparing myself to Martin Luther King Jr.

Do you have a sarcasm tag here, or anything? Just imagine it applied to that last sentence, okay? Awesome. Thanks. Thank you.

So I get that this is a forum pretty much based around hating things, and I get that what I'm about to say is going to have no impact whatsoever, but it's a Sunday afternoon and this seems like a good way to while away a few moments. I just want to gently suggest that maybe, just maybe, the level of hate on display here is a little unhealthy. Or, at the very least, detrimental to your mental state. It's no good to be this angry at someone. Especially someone you don't even know.

Maybe just... let some of that anger go, okay? I know it's infuriating when someone you don't like does okay in any pursuit, especially comedy, but it's not like I'm holding you down and forcing you to watch my videos, am I? Just ignore it. As I said in that recent blog post - I am absolutely not for everyone. I am for very few people, in fact. Maybe 1-in-100,000 people find me funny. Which, sincerely and from the bottom of my heart, is okay. There are plenty of people I don't find funny. Of course, I'm not compulsively posting about them on hate-forums, but swings and roundabouts, right?

To address some specific points before I sign off:

1) I don't have any autism spectrum disorder, but I do have bipolar disorder (II). It has, on occasion, affected my delivery on stage, which sucks. But it mostly just slows down my speech a little - now that I'm aware that it can happen, I try to keep on top of it. Everything else about my stage persona is a conscious choice. Nothing is an accident, including the knocking over of a mic stand in one set, which was arranged with the club owners beforehand (we even switched out the mic with a shitty one, in case any damage did occur). Some (very few, as noted) people enjoy my persona and material. It seems you guys don't. Please avoid any show which lists me on the bill.

2) I do not fill my audiences with friends. Most comedians will tell you that it's easy to get friends to come to shows at first, but once they're attended a couple of times, it's tough to make it sound appealing. I don't do open mics where the audience is, according to one poster here, primed to laugh (side note: I'd love to visit the open mics you're attending, since most I've been to have had an audience of eight glum comedians and one civilian, and none of them are particularly thrilled to respond to anything). In fact, I don't do very many open mics at all - I mostly do shows when asked to, because I'm recognised by my peers -working comedians- as good at this. Lucky for me, these shows aren't booked by anonymous jerks on the internet :)

3) I don't feel like I've "scammed" anyone out of money. When my girlfriend's parents paid some of my college tuition, it's because they liked and loved me as a person, and also because they enjoy the things I create and wanted to further my ability to do that. The same is true of my recent Indiegogo to get me back to England - nobody donated who didn't want to (again, I wasn't holding anyone down and grabbing their wallet), and the people who did donate did so because they enjoy my comedy (or serious writing) and want to see more of it. How is that a scam? It would be a scam if they didn't like me, or if I wasn't honest about my intentions, but they do, and I was.

4) My "curation" of YouTube comments. Yep, I delete stuff that I don't want below my videos. I want that to be a positive space, and it's my space, so I'm within my right to do that. I don't owe anyone any space next to my videos. Sorry :)

5) With regard to the validity of gender identity dysphoria, obviously I'm not going to change any minds on this one - after all, this is a 130+ page thread about how "trans is the worst lol". I would argue, though, that you guys are on the losing side of history, and nobody on my side of the divide will be mad at you if you do some reading, talk to some trans folks, and reconsider your position that we are inhuman scum. If you would like to talk about this kind of thing, I'm 100% willing to chat with you. I'll even Skype with people, if it'll help keep things civil and lead to some dialogue.

Wow, this was long. At least I'm a quick typist, and I the time I spent here is time not spent playing Candy Crush. Turns out that game is addictive. Who knew?

(Again, imagine a sarcasm tag there^.)

Finally, let's end with some declarative statements: I am beautiful, for my definition of beautiful. I am successful, for my definition of success. I am funny, for my definition of funny. It's perfectly fine if our definitions don't line up. It would be a boring world if we all thought the same thing.

I love you all, and wish you the best.

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« Reply #3112 on: October 27, 2013, 01:03:03 PM »
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"Oh noes, people are making fun of me, that's not fair!"

I don't think I said it wasn't fair - I said it was interesting. It's entirely fair for people to criticise me. Have at it :)

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« Reply #3113 on: October 27, 2013, 01:06:57 PM »
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Seek better therapy.

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« Reply #3114 on: October 27, 2013, 01:12:21 PM »
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How narcissistic can you possibly get. Jesus christ.
There is no "knee jerk reaction". You're a fucking idiot. Personally, I find Jews annoying and kind of gross. But the whole pseudoscience/historical revisionism thing is retarded as shit. I know you assume I must love jews, but you know what? I don't really give a shit about jews one way or another. Look at my posts retard. You say I'm defending Jews. But I'm not. I'm not posting about how great they are, how much I love them, how they should be accepted, or any of that. I never have Not once. I'm taking exception with retarded claims that are easily debunked and/or never backed up. I am objecting to the retarded "logic". But every time I do, someone jumps uo and assumes that I looooooove jews. Now, THAT'S a knee-jerk reaction. Pull your head out of your ass faggot.

There is a mountain of irrefutable, reviewed and supported statistical evidence that shows without a doubt that niggers are fucking terrible. As for Jews, there's just a lot of unsupported pseudoscientific bullshit. If you don't see how that is different, you are stupid as fuck.

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« Reply #3115 on: October 27, 2013, 01:13:00 PM »
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Guys it's okay if you don't like my comedy, just ignore it *registers and posts on your forum*
There is no "knee jerk reaction". You're a fucking idiot. Personally, I find Jews annoying and kind of gross. But the whole pseudoscience/historical revisionism thing is retarded as shit. I know you assume I must love jews, but you know what? I don't really give a shit about jews one way or another. Look at my posts retard. You say I'm defending Jews. But I'm not. I'm not posting about how great they are, how much I love them, how they should be accepted, or any of that. I never have Not once. I'm taking exception with retarded claims that are easily debunked and/or never backed up. I am objecting to the retarded "logic". But every time I do, someone jumps uo and assumes that I looooooove jews. Now, THAT'S a knee-jerk reaction. Pull your head out of your ass faggot.

There is a mountain of irrefutable, reviewed and supported statistical evidence that shows without a doubt that niggers are fucking terrible. As for Jews, there's just a lot of unsupported pseudoscientific bullshit. If you don't see how that is different, you are stupid as fuck.

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« Reply #3116 on: October 27, 2013, 01:15:24 PM »
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How narcissistic can you possibly get. Jesus christ.

Oh, I can get super narcissistic, trust me. My Halloween costume? A mask of my own face. That's how much I love myself.

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« Reply #3117 on: October 27, 2013, 01:16:36 PM »
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To Avery: how did you find this site?

There were a bunch of comments on my YouTube videos that I had to take care of, so I checked the referral stats, saw the link to this place, had a poke around.

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« Reply #3118 on: October 27, 2013, 01:17:01 PM »
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To Avery: how did you find this site?

Youtube videos have data that shows referral links. The embedded videos here would point right to this exact thread.
There is no "knee jerk reaction". You're a fucking idiot. Personally, I find Jews annoying and kind of gross. But the whole pseudoscience/historical revisionism thing is retarded as shit. I know you assume I must love jews, but you know what? I don't really give a shit about jews one way or another. Look at my posts retard. You say I'm defending Jews. But I'm not. I'm not posting about how great they are, how much I love them, how they should be accepted, or any of that. I never have Not once. I'm taking exception with retarded claims that are easily debunked and/or never backed up. I am objecting to the retarded "logic". But every time I do, someone jumps uo and assumes that I looooooove jews. Now, THAT'S a knee-jerk reaction. Pull your head out of your ass faggot.

There is a mountain of irrefutable, reviewed and supported statistical evidence that shows without a doubt that niggers are fucking terrible. As for Jews, there's just a lot of unsupported pseudoscientific bullshit. If you don't see how that is different, you are stupid as fuck.

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« Reply #3119 on: October 27, 2013, 01:19:11 PM »
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Hey Avery, as an actual working comic who gets paid in money instead of pity laughter, I would like to help you prove how funny you actually are.

Thanks, and I'll see you on the road!
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I have a pet conspiracy theory about Lil Yachty. The Jews made him famous to put all the marginally talented blacks like Jay-Z and whomever on notice that their fame and fortune has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with any talent they might have. Jewish producers can take the most retarded nigger they can find, a guy so dumb he can't even write his own name, hook him up to autotone, and make him a star. They don't need Jay-Z; Jay-Z needs them.

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« Reply #3120 on: October 27, 2013, 01:20:47 PM »
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See, I'd pay to be in one of THOSE audiences.

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« Reply #3121 on: October 27, 2013, 01:22:34 PM »
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I don't think I said it wasn't fair - I said it was interesting. It's entirely fair for people to criticise me. Have at it :)

You're not a good comedian.

Your delivery is awkward, but not to a point where it's funny (see Mitch Hedberg). Your material isn't good either. I mean I get that you want to be some kind of autistic tranny specialist comedian, but "don't you hate it when you look over your shoulder and your adam's apple shows" isn't funny. Even if I was a tranny and worried about my adam's apple showing, that's some what's the deal with airline peanuts level shit right there. It might've played 20 years ago, but these days people actively clown on comedy like that. I mean, like even kids. So unless you're going for some kind of meta level commentary on the state of standup, you need better material. And if you are, you're not Norm McDonald, so forget it. And also like someone in this thread already said, you stole that whole bit from Jim Carrey anyway.

I get that every comedian needs an angle and "I'm a tranny" might possibly be one, but you're going about it the wrong way. Look at Josh Blue, who we linked to earlier. A major part of his standup is his cerebral palsy and his life with it, but not from a "man don't you hate it when your other arm doesn't work too good and you can't dress yourself in the morning" point of view, because that shit isn't relatable to anyone who doesn't have cerebral palsy, and not funny to anyone who does. But really, he has enough charisma and skill that he could probably even make that bit work. You, based on your videos, don't.

I mean you're probably going to fail as a comedian anyway, since about 95% of comedians do (and that's being generous), but hey: people should follow their dreams even if it's just a hobby. You should really work on your delivery and get better material if you want to keep at it, though. I'm not saying this because I hate trannies or anything, I'm just saying this as someone who likes good standup.

Oh, I can get super narcissistic, trust me. My Halloween costume? A mask of my own face. That's how much I love myself.

Jesus fucking christ. Rolling with the punches shit that would get you yelled out of GBS is your idea of wit? 

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« Reply #3122 on: October 27, 2013, 01:24:47 PM »
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Thanks, and I'll see you on the road!

You probably won't. I'm 1) based in the UK now and, 2) tend to limit myself to performing in audiences who will appreciate me. I do okay. I also get paid to do comedy, so we're both "working comics". Yes, you are the same as me. High five!

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« Reply #3123 on: October 27, 2013, 01:26:49 PM »
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tend to limit myself to performing in audiences who will appreciate me.

Yeah, locking yourself in a hugbox. That's definitely what every veteran comedian would recommend as a way of honing your craft.

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« Reply #3124 on: October 27, 2013, 01:27:11 PM »
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How narcissistic can you possibly get. Jesus christ.