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Re: The Non-Goon Beta Male Thread
« Reply #50 on: September 22, 2015, 07:25:29 PM »
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Re: The Non-Goon Beta Male Thread
« Reply #51 on: September 22, 2015, 08:39:26 PM »
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Re: The Non-Goon Beta Male Thread
« Reply #52 on: September 23, 2015, 09:56:56 AM »
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Re: The Non-Goon Beta Male Thread
« Reply #53 on: September 23, 2015, 10:33:13 AM »
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read it in frasier's voice if you want a feel for what he thought he was conveying

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Re: The Non-Goon Beta Male Thread
« Reply #54 on: September 23, 2015, 01:51:19 PM »
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read it in fragmaster's voice if you want a feel for what he thought he was conveying
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Re: The Non-Goon Beta Male Thread
« Reply #55 on: September 23, 2015, 02:26:57 PM »
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this is just too on-the-nose, over the top nerdlinger goonlord, gotta be a troll imo
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Re: The Non-Goon Beta Male Thread
« Reply #56 on: September 25, 2015, 03:45:17 PM »
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I used to have a close friend who was a girl and she was hot, but something about her reminded me of my mom and it killed ANY interest. But we hung out a lot because we were very close. What I learned was that if you have a hot friend girl and aren't interested in her, she can definitely hook you up with her cute friends.

These dudes are so close to pussy and they just don't get it.

Dudes who are casual friends with a chick can definitely get some crossfire / collateral pussy if they play their cards right

However

"these dudes" are nowhere near any of that. A girl with a beta pedestal guy like this isn't gonna pass him off to a friend, because she gets too much out of it for herself, and the friend wouldn't accept him anyway, because she's already spent a year talking about how pathetic this guy is.

A normal dude could stroll into the scene and have a solid chance of getting with her OR her friends - maybe even a better chance than average because he'll look like such a stud in comparison, but it will never happen for these dudes.
Ok, yea... I misspoke. They COULD be close, but you guys are right: they never will be. They will continue to play the game they are comfortable with and hope it finally works the way John Landis movies do.

Also, if you had asked my friend, she would probably have said that she could fuck me if she wanted, because I never let her know what I was thinking. She used to kiss me on the lips when she would say bye, just a peck, and I didn't tell her not to because I'm not a colossal fagot. And any girl standing around who saw it thought I had game.

I had no game; just luck.
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Re: The Non-Goon Beta Male Thread
« Reply #57 on: September 25, 2015, 05:30:29 PM »
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Is that fucking real?  :megatuss:

Did these guys seriously not have any real male role models in their lives?  What made them think that women enjoyed speech like that?  Where did they get the idea that debasing yourself for a woman is a good idea?  Movies and tv don't count because unless you are completely fucking retarded, there is no way for you to not know that they are fake fairy tale bullshit and even then, why would you want any of the women from those movies or tv shows? 

Oh wait I forget, these are male virgins who think breasts feel like bags of sand.  :tuss:

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Re: The Non-Goon Beta Male Thread
« Reply #58 on: September 25, 2015, 05:35:47 PM »
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These are the sons of single mothers or emasculated, henpecked fathers. The rise of divorce has created an army of these testosterone deprived faggots.

As a thought experiment, just go sign up for a dating website as an average looking woman in any metropolitan area. You will get so many messages from faggots like this, and I mean within HOURS, it'll be like they were auto generated. Every woman I know has a phalanx of these guys who 'like' every single thing they do and say.

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Re: The Non-Goon Beta Male Thread
« Reply #59 on: September 26, 2015, 07:05:07 AM »
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Is that fucking real?  :megatuss:

Did these guys seriously not have any real male role models in their lives?  What made them think that women enjoyed speech like that?  Where did they get the idea that debasing yourself for a woman is a good idea?  Movies and tv don't count because unless you are completely fucking retarded, there is no way for you to not know that they are fake fairy tale bullshit and even then, why would you want any of the women from those movies or tv shows? 

Oh wait I forget, these are male virgins who think breasts feel like bags of sand.  :tuss:

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This film was pretty spot on

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Re: The Non-Goon Beta Male Thread
« Reply #60 on: September 26, 2015, 10:13:49 AM »
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Guarantee had she taken him up on that offer, he would have sent her the most obscure, nu-gothic, post-industrial, tripstep, computer music with beeps, boops, and other sound-effects that clash with the beat.

 :smug: Now THIS is real music!

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Re: The Non-Goon Beta Male Thread
« Reply #61 on: September 26, 2015, 02:26:20 PM »
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Guarantee had she taken him up on that offer, he would have sent her the most obscure, nu-gothic, post-industrial, tripstep, computer music with beeps, boops, and other sound-effects that clash with the beat.

 :smug: Now THIS is real music!

Nah, it would've been things like Beethoven, Mozart, and Debussy - basically the "pop stars" of the classical music world that are so popular with that kind of "I am very smart" asshole, who doesn't really know shit about music and is just using their "preference" for classical as a badge of intellectual superiority. He probably also says he doesn't even OWN a TV.

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Re: The Non-Goon Beta Male Thread
« Reply #62 on: September 26, 2015, 02:43:54 PM »
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he would've sent her a youtube of dark side of the moon synced with wizard of oz
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Re: The Non-Goon Beta Male Thread
« Reply #63 on: September 27, 2015, 09:51:03 PM »
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Re: The Non-Goon Beta Male Thread
« Reply #64 on: September 28, 2015, 04:26:35 AM »
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What fucking planet do these autists live on where they think writing a girl a poem is a good way to seduce her? :tom:

Fucking sperg hasn't had human interaction and thinks real life is like the movies  :stewart:
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Re: The Non-Goon Beta Male Thread
« Reply #65 on: September 28, 2015, 09:38:30 AM »
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Re: The Non-Goon Beta Male Thread
« Reply #66 on: September 28, 2015, 10:37:16 AM »
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Re: The Non-Goon Beta Male Thread
« Reply #67 on: September 28, 2015, 10:53:08 AM »
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Re: The Non-Goon Beta Male Thread
« Reply #68 on: September 30, 2015, 05:49:57 PM »
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Re: The Non-Goon Beta Male Thread
« Reply #69 on: September 30, 2015, 05:57:55 PM »
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Re: The Non-Goon Beta Male Thread
« Reply #70 on: September 30, 2015, 08:14:25 PM »
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She looks so uncomfortable in that picture.

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Re: The Non-Goon Beta Male Thread
« Reply #71 on: September 30, 2015, 08:40:35 PM »
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Re: The Non-Goon Beta Male Thread
« Reply #72 on: September 30, 2015, 11:12:51 PM »
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She looks so uncomfortable in that picture.
But she took the picture and clearly sent it to him. Unless that's his phone. But still, talk about mixed signals.

Also, she's smiling. She doesn't look uncomfortable.
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Re: The Non-Goon Beta Male Thread
« Reply #73 on: September 30, 2015, 11:56:38 PM »
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This might be my favorite thread on SS  :allears:
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Re: The Non-Goon Beta Male Thread
« Reply #74 on: October 01, 2015, 01:52:59 AM »
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Alternate theory: they got high and fucked (he's got bed head and apple cheeks and she looks disheveled - she's fixing her hair) and he posted the picture as a trophy. The bf sees it, flips and she does this.

It's just a theory. But notice her grinding her ass on him. I also see an open pint, maybe?

Also lql at her posting that it's her bong.

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