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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #6075 on: November 06, 2017, 12:15:39 PM »
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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #6076 on: November 06, 2017, 02:28:52 PM »
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I have to say Aran's new avatar has a pretty definite "niggerdeath" vibe to it.

I agree, he looks like a cop. A nigger's second worst nightmare.

OK, I'll bite. What's the actual worst nightmare?

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #6077 on: November 15, 2017, 07:46:19 PM »
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A Goonette I have posted about in the E/N Breakup thread has a game coming out on the 17th on Steam!

http://slamfighter.com/

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #6078 on: November 15, 2017, 08:09:58 PM »
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Checked out the trailer - right off the bat, I don't think I've ever seen color combinations this grossly unappealing to the eye. Fuckin A, take an aesthetic design class or something before you sit down to make your game

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #6079 on: November 15, 2017, 08:33:39 PM »
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Those backgrounds are ugly as hell.

Under Night In Birth and other games on the market decided to go for a quasi-cell shaded 3d look for their backgrounds. Not some gay seizure inducing newgrounds era flash



Those buildings you see, they're cubes with a flat texture and a bump map on them the windows are not modeled. The most time consuming part is making the texture and the building itself took like a few minutes.

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #6080 on: November 15, 2017, 09:41:04 PM »
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I doubt they could even be fucked to animate the backgrounds, they look like they were copy and pasted off of FreeIntenetGifs dot com or some shit. I've never even dabbled in game making or marketing but I can tell you half of what sells these kind of games is attractive, bright colored, shiny visuals that draw you in and make the game feel more satisfying to play. Lots of flashy blues, pinks, and purples that make the game flash and light up in a way that makes it pop off the screen. The last thing you want are muted puke greens, shit browns, and dirt reds. Everything looks muted and dull. Plus the character designs are hideous. But I'm sure this John Candy looking bitch will think the piss poor sales are because "gamers don't want to play a game with lots of POCeeees in it because of internalized raciiiiism!"

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #6081 on: November 15, 2017, 10:27:47 PM »
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Good lord how are those mirrors not shattering into a million pieces? Damn she's homely.

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #6082 on: November 15, 2017, 11:46:42 PM »
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her gravitational field is powerful enough to counteract the explosive force of ugliness radiating outwards, keeping everything in perfect balance

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #6083 on: November 15, 2017, 11:49:16 PM »
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Oh good an ugly woman fought her way into the boys club of game development and managed to crap out an ugly piece of trash that barely resembles a game or something anyone would ever want to interact with.

Girl power indeed!


 Maybe one day one of these lame fucks will actually make a game someone would want to play. Or at least resembles a real game and not babbys first flash animation.

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #6084 on: November 16, 2017, 02:58:02 AM »
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Maybe one day one of these lame fucks will actually make a game someone would want to play. Or at least resembles a real game and not babbys first flash animation.

I doubt it. These people didn't play video games when they were growing up. They have no core understanding what video games are about and who plays them. They saw them as a channel with which they can increase their own influence in society.
But I do often point out that I write both science fiction and fantasy. It’s just that the science fiction is usually titled ‘technical proposal’ and the fantasy is titled ‘budget proposal.’

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #6085 on: November 16, 2017, 05:19:23 AM »
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the voice acting........................................

also make sure to downvote the video, comments are turned on too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyXnMESUTe4 here's a link to it

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #6086 on: November 16, 2017, 07:17:45 AM »
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I mean its fine as a $0.99 cell phone app.   Play for 15 minutes, see all the animations and jokes, and uninstall.


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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #6087 on: November 16, 2017, 07:59:15 AM »
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Good lord how are those mirrors not shattering into a million pieces? Damn she's homely.

This broad is no looker, with her dull hairstyle, her problem glasses, and her pasty fishbelly cellulite pocked body, and I bet she stays stuff like "Beauty is more than skin deep" even though she spends a lot of time reading women's magazines about hair and makeup and trying to figure out how to look attractive without self-discipline.   

Thing is though, if she was sweet, and a good cook, and wasn't a berater or belittler of men, and she kept her stupid political opinions to herself, I could see a man falling in love with her and wanting to be with her, and that doesn't seem weird to me.

And she needs to stop being a "game developer" and learn a useful skill.  No man cares about that, except maybe some soyboy hipster fruit.  "Oh, my girlfriend is so awesome, she makes vidja gaymes!"  But a real man who'll help her raise strong, healthy children who are ready to face the future will dump her like the hot potato head mess she is.


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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #6088 on: November 16, 2017, 08:00:00 AM »
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We can't all be 10/10 Captains of Industry but come on girl, do something about those fatty upper arms and maybe get different glasses.

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #6089 on: November 16, 2017, 08:02:45 AM »
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"She"?

Surely, this is a dude.
But I do often point out that I write both science fiction and fantasy. It’s just that the science fiction is usually titled ‘technical proposal’ and the fantasy is titled ‘budget proposal.’

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #6090 on: November 16, 2017, 08:12:58 AM »
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"She"?

Surely, this is a dude.

It honestly looks like Aatrek.

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #6091 on: November 16, 2017, 11:59:16 AM »
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From the PYF thread:

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I just woke up from a nap, but I'm very into my new shirt



Sweet commie shirt, fag. Followed by....

Quote from: COOL CORN

Just to add a pic to this post, here's a challah I just made. I didn't braid it evenly so it got a little wonky when I baked it.




EVERY FUCKING TIME



Bonus:

Bugman goon has a literal Bugman tag on his avatar:



Can't make this shit up

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #6092 on: November 16, 2017, 12:10:57 PM »
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From the PYF thread:

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I just woke up from a nap, but I'm very into my new shirt



Sweet commie shirt, fag. Followed by....

Quote from: COOL CORN

Just to add a pic to this post, here's a challah I just made. I didn't braid it evenly so it got a little wonky when I baked it.




EVERY FUCKING TIME



Bonus:

Bugman goon has a literal Bugman tag on his avatar:



Can't make this shit up

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Escape capitalism while taking pics with his iPhone in front of filthy marble(?) sink; showing off his cooking skills with bread sitting on a granite counter top.

I want to give him an atomic wedgie

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #6093 on: November 16, 2017, 12:34:28 PM »
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I didn't immediately find that shirt on Amazon  :jesse:
M-maybe he printed it himself or bought it from a co-op or something

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #6094 on: November 16, 2017, 01:46:13 PM »
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Ol' indoctrinated by the spirit of Vigo the Carpathian lookin' fool



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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #6095 on: November 16, 2017, 04:12:36 PM »
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But a real man who'll help her raise strong, healthy children who are ready to face the future will dump her like the hot potato head mess she is.

*gasp* Why on God's green Earth would she want a man like that? Mercy me, that sounds like a man who oozes so much toxic masculinity the EPA declared him a Superfund site.

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #6096 on: November 17, 2017, 12:33:52 AM »
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"She"?

Surely, this is a dude.
I thought the same thing. Liberalism makes people physically ugly.
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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #6097 on: November 17, 2017, 12:42:29 AM »
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Hey man that's black granite, it's clearly affordable and meant for the common man. Blue granite counter tops however, now those are clearly meant for the bourgeoisie.

And these marble counter tops were sourced directly from worker owned companies not some souless corporate marble company!

And yeah I'm planning to escape capitalism, no I'm not moving from America into a country like North Korea or Venezuela. I'm biding my time here because this country needs people like to help destroy capitalism, just you see we are patient *chugs 90th starbucks frappichino of the day*.

Also I think that's a CDProjeckt Red tattoo on his arm, he should ask Poland how Communism treated them.
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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #6098 on: November 17, 2017, 12:54:55 AM »
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No way to his guy is a commie. He’s got actual bread.

0/10 would not smash capitalism w this guy

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #6099 on: November 17, 2017, 02:07:37 AM »
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No way to his guy is a commie. He’s got actual bread.

0/10 would not smash capitalism w this guy
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