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OZMA CURES HAM:

--- Quote from: Captain Nemo on September 22, 2015, 07:11:37 PM ---http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3743006

He wants people.to make fake banner ads to put up for lols.


--- Quote from: Lord Ambien ---Since I dislike ads but am forced to run themBECAUSE NOBODY IS BUYING ANYTHING HERE AND WE'RE NOT POPULAR AND I'M NOT MAKING ANY MONEY AND I HAD TO FIRE EVERYBODY BECAUSE I'M GOING BROKE AND I SWEAR TO GOD I'M LIKE THIS CLOSE TO THROWING MYSELF OFF A GODDAMN BRIDGE BUT I PROBABLY WON'T BECAUSE I'M AFRAID OF HITTING SOMEBODY'S BOAT AND NOT DYING AND THEN GETTING SUED AND MY KIDS WON'T GET TO GO TO COLLEGE AND WILL HAVE TO PILOT PREDATOR DRONES OR WORK IN WAL-MART FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES, we have a glut of remnant ads (when legit, money-making ads run out, they show stupid crap like PSAs that tell you not to light forest fires or smoke dope or whatever the hell the government wants you to do).

ANYWAY, I'd like to at least put some of the fake ads you guys make up there in rotation so things are somewhat more entertaining. If you've got a creative itch and would like to have your work featured in our ad spots, come up with a 728x90 ad and I'll put them in our ad server. If you lack the aforementioned creative itch, then feel free to not do that and instead do something else, such as jump on a trampoline or continue to not give me money. Thank you for loving Pupkin.
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Centipedes? In my vagina? It's more likely than you think!

Peak Nigger:
His rage is so zany.

Procrustes:
Lmao SA has one year left MAX

FromaCorvairSix:
The final, zany meltdown is upon us.
 :happening:
Someone should post the classic shmorky fleshlight banner ad in that thread.
NWShttp://i.imgur.com/JUFkUOb.gifNWS  :stare:

Edit:
AHAHAHAHA Which one of you was this:

Waltzing Matilda:
Gotta love how many replies are "make a Paetron faggot".

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