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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4375 on: December 10, 2017, 06:18:51 AM »
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Did anyone ever give a shit about Doom House back then, let alone today?

i thought it was funny. a bit too long
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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4376 on: December 10, 2017, 12:50:43 PM »
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Lowtax is a few months away from throwing tupperware parties.

The virgin incel businessman demands absolute purity in all his vendors. He virtue signals by running banner ads for lefty causes without finding out if they will benefit his business or resonate with his market.

The Chad businessman listens to his customers, builds brand loyalty through targeted advertising and running promotions of products that have helped him become successful. His customers know that when Chad recommends something, it's probably pretty good because of his track record. Chad makes sure Stacy's small business gets an influx of customers while Chad gets a kickback and they all prosper together.

Ultragoon Lowtax wraps a basic affiliate link in seven layers of irony and goony doublespeak to the point that anyone who hasn't cringed themselves to death can't tell if this is a serious vendor worth visiting or another wacky, zany bit of internet humor from 2001. Lowtax doesn't target his audience because he hates and fears his audience. No one prospers except for those who scam goons independently of Lowtax's recommendations.

Also, the Chad businessman doesn't use his mother's illness as an excuse to try and juice more tardbux outta his customers.


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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4377 on: December 10, 2017, 04:40:44 PM »
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the chad businessman doesnt ask for donations but only once. when he asks but once he tells, he demands it. you will never see it again and from then on he will only give (chad knows how to make his business wet)
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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4378 on: December 10, 2017, 07:18:21 PM »
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Hahahahaha, that ad for that VPN showcases just how tiny Lowtax and SA actually are these days.  Content creators of all types, like Youtubers, game streamers, and "journalists" get contacted by mobile game companies and online casinos all the time to shill their games. Most don't take these offers, of course, because it's like a torpedo to your credibility. Considering how Lowtax has always been, and especially with his current desperation, there's no way he wouldn't take up those offers.  But, they're just not coming. A VPN service that's okay with him advertising them as a way to help you pirate shit seems even dodgier than an online casino.  So unlike just about everyone else, he's too low for even freemium phone games.

Let alone LootCrate.  And they'll advertise with anyone.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4379 on: December 10, 2017, 08:08:33 PM »
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Special SA lootcrate: its empty

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4380 on: December 10, 2017, 08:14:41 PM »
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Special SA lootcrate: its empty lowtax never sends them out

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4381 on: December 10, 2017, 08:22:55 PM »
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Hahahahaha, that ad for that VPN showcases just how tiny Lowtax and SA actually are these days.  Content creators of all types, like Youtubers, game streamers, and "journalists" get contacted by mobile game companies and online casinos all the time to shill their games. Most don't take these offers, of course, because it's like a torpedo to your credibility. Considering how Lowtax has always been, and especially with his current desperation, there's no way he wouldn't take up those offers.  But, they're just not coming. A VPN service that's okay with him advertising them as a way to help you pirate shit seems even dodgier than an online casino.  So unlike just about everyone else, he's too low for even freemium phone games.

Let alone LootCrate.  And they'll advertise with anyone.

:sad:

It shows how desperate he is to get any money coming in. He can't be making more than $5-$10 per sign up and he'll be lucky if 10 goons sign up.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4382 on: December 10, 2017, 08:56:21 PM »
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Special SA lootcrate: its empty
No, that's Rich's pockets.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4383 on: December 10, 2017, 08:58:33 PM »
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Hahahahaha, that ad for that VPN showcases just how tiny Lowtax and SA actually are these days.  Content creators of all types, like Youtubers, game streamers, and "journalists" get contacted by mobile game companies and online casinos all the time to shill their games. Most don't take these offers, of course, because it's like a torpedo to your credibility. Considering how Lowtax has always been, and especially with his current desperation, there's no way he wouldn't take up those offers.  But, they're just not coming. A VPN service that's okay with him advertising them as a way to help you pirate shit seems even dodgier than an online casino.  So unlike just about everyone else, he's too low for even freemium phone games.

Let alone LootCrate.  And they'll advertise with anyone.

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It shows how desperate he is to get any money coming in. He can't be making more than $5-$10 per sign up and he'll be lucky if 10 goons sign up.
Any goon that wanted a Loot Crate already has one with their favorite YouTube r/cam whore. It's fucking garbage in a box anyway.
His name was Harry Anderson

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4384 on: December 10, 2017, 09:07:08 PM »
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Lowtax should look into getting some face tattoos and become a human billboard.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4385 on: December 10, 2017, 09:10:43 PM »
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Didn't some form of a loot crate happen before at SA and the guy really ripped goons off?

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4386 on: December 10, 2017, 09:25:09 PM »
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Yes he was clearly mailing people his garbage and when called out upgraded to his old dvds. As eternal cucks the goons wrote it off as "an amusing experience" and claimed they learned a lesson. They were like $30-50 per crate.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4387 on: December 10, 2017, 09:29:36 PM »
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Lol the fucking MYSTERY BOX. It was like 30 bucks too. A truly great saga.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4388 on: December 10, 2017, 09:37:46 PM »
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Lol the fucking MYSTERY BOX. It was like 30 bucks too. A truly great saga.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4389 on: December 10, 2017, 10:08:31 PM »
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Dumb question, but what was the allure of the Something Awful Mystery Box?  What was its proposed value?

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4390 on: December 10, 2017, 10:22:57 PM »
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I think one was supposed to have a car

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4391 on: December 10, 2017, 10:56:01 PM »
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Lowtax should look into getting some face tattoos and become a human billboard.

Looking forward to the 'tax twitch streaming with GOLDEN PALACE.COM across his forehead.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4392 on: December 10, 2017, 11:15:07 PM »
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Dumb question, but what was the allure of the Something Awful Mystery Box?  What was its proposed value?

I think he lied and stated there was a chance for better than normal prizes, including one lucky winner getting a boat. But like all loot boxes the appeal is gambling and being dumb enough to think anyone would slash their profit margins by actually putting anything in any of the boxes above a certain dollar value that is less than it'd cost for you to buy the contents from the original retailer.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4393 on: December 11, 2017, 12:01:19 AM »
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Lol they got printed pictures of a fucking train and the retards kept going for it.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4394 on: December 11, 2017, 12:30:50 AM »
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Special SA lootcrate: its empty lowtax never sends them out

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CORRECTION: The lootcrate is a shitty MS-Paint drawing that he never finishes*


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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4395 on: December 11, 2017, 09:56:03 AM »
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Special SA lootcrate: its empty
No, that's Rich's pockets.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4396 on: December 13, 2017, 09:10:11 AM »
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SASS then: "There's a front page?"

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4397 on: December 14, 2017, 10:08:55 AM »
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Lowtax was busy late last night airing dirty laundry about his ex and letting everyone know that his 9 year old daughter is a mess.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/something-awful-and-friends.9689/page-392#post-2851715

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4398 on: December 14, 2017, 10:40:21 AM »
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The kid gnaws on her finger tips until they're raw at the thought of visiting her father because she has to sleep alone in her own bed and bedroom? Either Chink Wife is so fucking evil she's raising a vegetable or Shmorky touched the fuck outta that girl because boy does that sound like repressed trauma.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4399 on: December 14, 2017, 10:53:31 AM »
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You can blame the child's mother/father all you want, but at the end of the day, it was you who decided to have a child with them.

I can't imagine the agony and humiliation of being married to a chink, but this is why divorce and "co-parenting" is fucking shameful.
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