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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4800 on: November 12, 2017, 06:20:32 PM »
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I can't imagine buying a hooker. No offense to those of you who have. I just couldn't do it.
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4801 on: November 12, 2017, 06:35:34 PM »
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I can't imagine buying a hooker. No offense to those of you who have. I just couldn't do it.

You don't buy a hooker, you rent them. Didn't they teach you anything in not-law school?

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4802 on: November 13, 2017, 12:47:27 AM »
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I can't imagine buying a hooker. No offense to those of you who have. I just couldn't do it.

You don't buy a hooker, you rent them. Didn't they teach you anything in not-law school?
I think we all know the answer to that.
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4803 on: November 13, 2017, 12:50:12 AM »
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Mein Gott. After this Megyn Kelly can tweet "me too." This is brutal. When Putin asks her if she read the Paris Accord.... oh my lol.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12s_n6F2ZEQ" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12s_n6F2ZEQ</a>


It should start at 2:10. If not, just ffwd.
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4804 on: November 13, 2017, 01:02:06 AM »
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Mein Gott. After this Megyn Kelly can tweet "me too." This is brutal. When Putin asks her if she read the Paris Accord.... oh my lol.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12s_n6F2ZEQ" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12s_n6F2ZEQ</a>


It should start at 2:10. If not, just ffwd.

Putin, friend to the jews.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4805 on: November 13, 2017, 03:16:14 AM »
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Mein Gott. After this Megyn Kelly can tweet "me too." This is brutal. When Putin asks her if she read the Paris Accord.... oh my lol.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12s_n6F2ZEQ" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12s_n6F2ZEQ</a>


It should start at 2:10. If not, just ffwd.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4806 on: November 13, 2017, 08:24:10 AM »
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Haha. Her face when he just keeps going on and on. Can someone physically sweat INSIDE their brain?

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4807 on: November 13, 2017, 12:47:30 PM »
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I can't imagine buying a hooker. No offense to those of you who have. I just couldn't do it.

You don't buy a hooker, you rent them. Didn't they teach you anything in not-law school?
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4808 on: November 13, 2017, 09:31:04 PM »
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Mein Gott. After this Megyn Kelly can tweet "me too." This is brutal. When Putin asks her if she read the Paris Accord.... oh my lol.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12s_n6F2ZEQ" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12s_n6F2ZEQ</a>


It should start at 2:10. If not, just ffwd.

Poor dumb broad got publicly roasted.

Though to be fair sitting there under Putin’s reptilian glare knowing that the man verbally abusing you has personally killed many people (and ordered the deaths of countless others ) and still sleeps like a baby Might be a little unsettling.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4809 on: November 14, 2017, 10:24:04 AM »
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True. He has the remorse of an arachnid.
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4810 on: November 17, 2017, 07:59:33 AM »
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2 accidentally shot at church during church shooting discussion


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The Tellico Plains Police Department says elder members of First United Methodist Church were meeting for a Thanksgiving dinner around 1 p.m. and began discussing the Texas shooting when someone asked if anyone brought a gun to their church.

A man spoke up and said he carries his everywhere he goes. He pulled the gun out, emptied the magazine and chamber, and then started passing the gun around.

Once the gun came back around to its owner, police say the man put the magazine back in and recharged the chamber, but accidentally squeezed the trigger. The gun went off, hitting the man in the hand and his wife in the abdomen.


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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4811 on: November 17, 2017, 08:35:27 AM »
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Some people are too stupid to have a gun.
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4813 on: November 19, 2017, 12:53:57 AM »
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4952282/Hairdresser-26-infected-10-lovers-HIV.html

lol whoops

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diagnosed two men as HIV positive who had described having intercourse with a man with a Scottish accent.


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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4814 on: November 19, 2017, 12:58:05 AM »
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4952282/Hairdresser-26-infected-10-lovers-HIV.html

lol whoops

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diagnosed two men as HIV positive who had described having intercourse with a man with a Scottish accent.


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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4815 on: November 20, 2017, 01:05:46 AM »
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Female SJW tries her “manspreading” bullshit on proud person of color. Wonder how it works out when not picking on meek beta males?

http://video.foxnews.com/v/5651813646001/?#sp=show-clips

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4817 on: November 21, 2017, 01:29:34 AM »
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Oh alright. I suppose it shouldn't be a huge deal where modern humans originated from.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4818 on: November 21, 2017, 09:51:46 AM »
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But instead of humans purely coming out of Africa, the new research suggests that important characteristics of humans actually developed in east Asia.

Important human characteristics didn't come from Africa? Gosh this changes everything