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« Reply #25 on: September 29, 2017, 11:50:02 PM »
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The fact that the 2020 election is going to be a 5 way cage match between Trump, the Establishment Conservative anointed to run against him (probably Jeb!), Oprah fucking Winfrey, this asshole, and the corpse of Bernie Sanders (with Egg McMuffin being an "also ran") is incredibly depressing. You think people are insane now?

That said my favorite meme is the one where his legs bend forwards.
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« Reply #26 on: September 30, 2017, 01:40:32 AM »
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I'd play the shit out of that
The fact that the 2020 election is going to be a 5 way cage match between Trump, the Establishment Conservative anointed to run against him (probably Jeb!), Oprah fucking Winfrey, this asshole, and the corpse of Bernie Sanders (with Egg McMuffin being an "also ran") is incredibly depressing. You think people are insane now?

That said my favorite meme is the one where his legs bend forwards.
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« Reply #27 on: September 30, 2017, 03:02:55 AM »
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« Reply #28 on: September 30, 2017, 03:28:41 AM »
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« Reply #29 on: September 30, 2017, 04:46:53 AM »
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The fact that the 2020 election is going to be a 5 way cage match between Trump, the Establishment Conservative anointed to run against him (probably Jeb!), Oprah fucking Winfrey, this asshole, and the corpse of Bernie Sanders (with Egg McMuffin being an "also ran") is incredibly depressing. You think people are insane now?

Jeb is a political corpse, that nigga aint running against no one.
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« Reply #30 on: September 30, 2017, 08:36:37 AM »
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The fact that the 2020 election is going to be a 5 way cage match between Trump, the Establishment Conservative anointed to run against him (probably Jeb!), Oprah fucking Winfrey, this asshole, and the corpse of Bernie Sanders (with Egg McMuffin being an "also ran") is incredibly depressing. You think people are insane now?

Jeb is a political corpse, that nigga aint running against no one.
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« Reply #31 on: September 30, 2017, 11:07:08 AM »
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The fact that the 2020 election is going to be a 5 way cage match between Trump, the Establishment Conservative anointed to run against him (probably Jeb!), Oprah fucking Winfrey, this asshole, and the corpse of Bernie Sanders (with Egg McMuffin being an "also ran") is incredibly depressing. You think people are insane now?

Jeb is a political corpse, that nigga aint running against no one.
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« Reply #32 on: September 30, 2017, 02:11:59 PM »
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The fact that the 2020 election is going to be a 5 way cage match between Trump, the Establishment Conservative anointed to run against him (probably Jeb!), Oprah fucking Winfrey, this asshole, and the corpse of Bernie Sanders (with Egg McMuffin being an "also ran") is incredibly depressing. You think people are insane now?

Jeb is a political corpse, that nigga aint running against no one.

Only reason Jeb! Lost was due directly to Vladimir Putin and Russian Hacking fake news Facebook stories.
"I'm really boring. My current hobbies right now are playing Animal Crossing on the DS and... I dunno, I did a bit of knitting last night for the first time in months after boy broke up with me over the phone (I can only cast on and knit stitch though). I surf the internet like every other person in the entire fucking world. I constantly have ideas that I never follow through on. I want to be a nurse someday. I want to drive. I nearly got my licence a few years ago but blacked out at the wheel due to my (90% now-cured) anorexia and haven't driven since."

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« Reply #33 on: October 01, 2017, 04:03:50 PM »
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« Reply #34 on: October 18, 2017, 12:21:45 AM »
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He's finally been caught in his lie.
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« Reply #35 on: November 10, 2017, 09:37:02 AM »
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He's finally been caught in his lie.
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« Reply #36 on: November 10, 2017, 10:22:54 AM »
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He's finally been caught in his lie.


Somebody needs to unironically give him the  Voight-Kampff question about a turtle in the desert and see what happens.

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« Reply #37 on: November 11, 2017, 12:23:29 AM »
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THIS IS PURE GENIUS

Facebook asks victims of revenge porn to submit nude self photos
Updated: Nov 9, 2017 - 10:42 PM
 
Social media giant Facebook is attempting to combat revenge porn.

Facebook has teamed up with Australia's eSafety office, which allows users to upload nude photos preemptively directly to Facebook Messenger so the company can create a digital fingerprint of sorts for the file to then prevent it from being uploaded maliciously in the future.

There’s a catch, however. Users worried an inappropriate image might appear on Facebook's platforms are asked to send an intimate image via Messenger, a preventive measure designed to flag the images before they're shared.

Here's how the program works: You upload whichever photo you want hidden from the internet. A new artificial intelligence technology remembers the picture and zaps it. If anyone tries to post it to Facebook messenger or Instagram, computer security specialists have four big questions surrounding the test program: Where does Facebook store the intimate photos after they're uploaded? How does the social media giant protect those photos from hackers? What if the photo is altered? Will the artificial intelligence technology recognize it?

The program has only been launched in Australia, but will make its way to the United States.

Two years ago, North Carolina lawmakers made it a criminal offense to share nude or sexual images of someone without that person's permission.
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« Reply #38 on: November 11, 2017, 12:26:44 AM »
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Mark Zuckerberg, King of the Nudes. 

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« Reply #39 on: November 11, 2017, 01:16:30 AM »
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The younger part of me cannot help but imagine millions of copies of hello.jpg flooding in via some concerted effort.

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« Reply #40 on: November 11, 2017, 03:06:11 AM »
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yeah and for that matter, what's to stop people from spamming normal innocuous images to completely fuck with the ability to post any pictures at all?

are they going to have staff comb through submissions to ensure they're actual nudes?


I can see it now, a warehouse in India full of smelly indian men spending their entire workday getting bobs posted at them

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« Reply #41 on: November 11, 2017, 03:50:10 AM »
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I can see it now, a warehouse in India full of smelly indian men spending their entire workday getting bobs posted at them

"Hello, facebook? My nudes are being distributed on your site."
"HELLO FACEBOOK HERE SEND BOOB AND VAGENA PLS"

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« Reply #42 on: November 11, 2017, 01:04:00 PM »
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I can see it now, a warehouse in India full of smelly indian men spending their entire workday getting bobs posted at them
It can be quite a shock when you're not expecting Marley or Saget or Ross.
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« Reply #43 on: November 15, 2017, 02:49:12 PM »
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