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De Blasio pitches plan to seize private property...opponents cry ‘communism’

The city reportedly has gone easy on problem landlords in the past. In his State of the City address on Thursday, announced he wants to take action against landlords who try to force tenants out by making the property unliveable -- and pulled out an executive order to create a Mayor’s Office to Protect Tenants. He said that in the event the government intervenes, the buildings would then be controlled by a “community nonprofit.”

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/de-blasio-pitches-plan-to-seize-private-property-of-problem-landlords-opponents-cry-communism

Quote from: MY FURSONOUNS on January 15, 2019, 03:36:22 PM

Quote from: Procrustes on January 15, 2019, 10:16:25 AM

Quite frankly I’m shocked that no one posting here has the means to get a decent shave at the barber every morning.

Sad

anybody who doesn't have a leather strop and a rusty hand-me-down straight razor in their shaving kit, and doesn't do the deed sans shaving cream looking at their reflection in a creek while a can of old beans heats up over a campfire for breakfast, is not a man

You pussies. Like a true captain of industry I am, I start every morning by picking up fist-sized rocks which I then proceed to hit over larger rocks until I am left with a perfect, shiv-like sharpened rock. I then proceed to smash said rock into my face until no beard remains visible. Then I jump on by trusty steed, a grey bear I tamed myself, and ride off to the nearest flower store to slay some pussy.

Strange. I always have one of my valets give me a nice shave while the maid is cleaning my spats in the morning.

That's so far out in left field that i don't really think it would happen, and something tells me the judge in Hawaii and the 9th Circuit would get their tits out for it, but my goodness if that WAS the plan and he pulled it off, it would make Reagan's firing of the air traffic controllers seems tame.

I decided to renew my dollar shave club membership yesterday.  Granted, I sense that they aren't exactly a company of shitlords either, but until they ram feminism down my throats I'll buy their stuff. 

Quote from: Franzo on January 15, 2019, 10:17:16 AM

Look into the people behind this marketing campaign and the Chief Brand Officer and prepare to be shocked and amazed. Yet another unnacountable and surprising coincidence.

I can't find anything about the Chief Brand Officer other than a lot of articles talking about his love for Diversity and Social Justice.  In terms of whether he is, ahem, genetically predisposed to Social Justice Warrioring I can't find any info. 

I decided to renew my dollar shave club membership yesterday.  Granted, I sense that they aren't exactly a company of shitlords either, but until they ram feminism down my throats I'll buy their stuff. 

Quote from: Franzo on January 15, 2019, 10:17:16 AM

Look into the people behind this marketing campaign and the Chief Brand Officer and prepare to be shocked and amazed. Yet another unnacountable and surprising coincidence.

I can't find anything about the Chief Brand Officer other than a lot of articles talking about his love for Diversity and Social Justice.  In terms of whether he is, ahem, genetically predisposed to Social Justice Warrioring I can't find any info. 

I don't want to be the one to tell you this but...:

Dollar Shave Club is literally a @stone_toss comic pic.twitter.com/rhWPKoDpTK

— Borzoopers 🔥 (@borzoombers) January 15, 2019

Dollar Shave Club is just as pozzed.

Quote from: Procrustes on January 15, 2019, 10:16:25 AM

Quite frankly I’m shocked that no one posting here has the means to get a decent shave at the barber every morning.

Sad

anybody who doesn't have a leather strop and a rusty hand-me-down straight razor in their shaving kit, and doesn't do the deed sans shaving cream looking at their reflection in a creek while a can of old beans heats up over a campfire for breakfast, is not a man

You pussies. Like a true captain of industry I am, I start every morning by picking up fist-sized rocks which I then proceed to hit over larger rocks until I am left with a perfect, shiv-like sharpened rock. I then proceed to smash said rock into my face until no beard remains visible. Then I jump on by trusty steed, a grey bear I tamed myself, and ride off to the nearest flower store to slay some pussy.