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« Reply #7775 on: December 13, 2017, 11:23:41 AM »
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« Reply #7776 on: December 13, 2017, 11:57:32 AM »
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Statistically speaking pit bulls are the most dog breed and I've read stories of dogs with no prior history turning. They really should make you sign a waver when getting one or something.

How are you gonna sign a waiver when you're likely buying the dog out of the back of tyquavious' or Chuy's escalade in a wal-mart parking lot?

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« Reply #7777 on: December 14, 2017, 12:57:16 AM »
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Many PoC have to resort to crime to survive in our society which has them under the boot of fascism. While I wouldn't normally advocate for animal cruelty, it's a sad fact of life that some PoC have NO choice but to do that in the form of dog fighting. Otherwise their innocent children would be starving on the street. Most drug dealers, thieves, and other criminals who are PoC are just trying to provide for their children. They can't get jobs because of racist business owners who won't hire them exclusively due to the color of their skin, so they are doing what they can to survive in a world that was built specifically to keep them down.
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« Reply #7778 on: December 14, 2017, 01:54:38 AM »
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Apparently my imitation of liberals has reached Poe's law level

In all seriousness, any dog has the capacity to snap or be an asshole. The fact is that if it happens to a Pit it has the capacity to end in tragedy rather than nuisance.

Really, I'm pretty sure the most aggressive dogs I've ever met were little yappy dogs. But given that they have 2mm teeth and the bite force of a chip clip, they can get away with biting people and nobody calls the cops or wants them put down.

My family dog was the sweetest, most intelligent dog I've ever had. He learned faster than any dog I've ever seen, and never once bit or showed any aggression whatsoever toward any human or animal. His breed was known for being very friendly and accommodating as well. That is, for about 14 years. Then one day, with no logical cause or anything, he totally flipped. He would bite you if you tried to pet him, bark like a maniac if you brushed up against him or sometimes just randomly, etc. and he wouldn't stop until you left him alone for a minute.

Whatever it was - senility, brain tumor, hormonal imbalance - had it happened to a big ass Pit Bull instead of a little 12lb Pekingese, it could have ended in another dog or human killed and/or seriously injured.

I certainly don't have a problem with people owning whatever dog they want, and there are plenty of very friendly Pits out there that my friends have with no issue. But there's always that risk with a dog like that, no matter how well trained or how calm its natural disposition.
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« Reply #7780 on: December 14, 2017, 12:52:33 PM »
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Apparently my imitation of liberals has reached Poe's law level
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« Reply #7781 on: December 14, 2017, 01:51:48 PM »
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« Reply #7782 on: December 14, 2017, 07:47:37 PM »
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San Francisco and Los Angeles redditors are outraged that T_D posters have the gall to come to their subreddits and disagree at them.

The thread at Reddit Los Angeles is chock full of moderates and independents slowly being radicalized to support the Donald due to the "You're either with us or against us" mentality the insane left is displaying.  :reagan:


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« Reply #7783 on: December 14, 2017, 07:50:14 PM »
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This will not stand. Net Neutrality is the embodiment of the American dream, the opportunity to be who you are and start your own future without anyone standing in your way.

Ajit Pai will be removed from his office and this decision will be reversed by the end of 2018, I swear it. If he isn't, then he will most likely be found murdered because someone else got to him first.

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« Reply #7784 on: December 14, 2017, 10:30:21 PM »
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Net Neutrality is like a Telltale game, no matter what you chose nothing will change.

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« Reply #7785 on: December 14, 2017, 11:00:38 PM »
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San Francisco and Los Angeles redditors are outraged that T_D posters have the gall to come to their subreddits and disagree at them.

The thread at Reddit Los Angeles is chock full of moderates and independents slowly being radicalized to support the Donald due to the "You're either with us or against us" mentality the insane left is displaying.  :reagan:

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« Reply #7786 on: December 17, 2017, 04:21:11 PM »
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How could he just desecrate these fair maidens like that? In case you had to ask, all the comments are shocked an appalled.

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A friend of mine used to work for a radio station, and worked a "meet and greet" after a KISS concert.

He said there were about 40 women lined up to get their tits or ass signed by Simmons, and if it was tit...Simmons would yank the womans bra out of the way to expose her nipple and then draw on it with a sharpie. If it was ass, he'd pull their underwear out of the way and stick the sharpie in her vagina.

He said that without exaggerating, he watched Gene Simmons sexually assault a line of women one after another.[/quote
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« Reply #7787 on: December 17, 2017, 08:33:53 PM »
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He watched women line up to be sexually assaulted by Gene Simmons, actually
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If you're in a line watching a creep sexually assault the people in line in front of you, get out of the line. I hope this isn't too much for your pea brain to understand
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Like getting peed on by R Kelly. If you're not into it, just get out of the way.

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« Reply #7788 on: December 17, 2017, 10:42:14 PM »
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There's some tasty salt today

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This will not stand. Net Neutrality is the embodiment of the American dream, the opportunity to be who you are and start your own future without anyone standing in your way.

Ajit Pai will be removed from his office and this decision will be reversed by the end of 2018, I swear it. If he isn't, then he will most likely be found murdered because someone else got to him first.

If that were on Twitter and aimed at a liberal, that person would be permabanned and declared an evil white male terrorist.

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« Reply #7789 on: December 20, 2017, 03:08:40 PM »
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I just think this is funny

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« Reply #7790 on: December 20, 2017, 11:06:11 PM »
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Squirrel people lol of all the things to focus your fried ass brains on Jesus

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« Reply #7791 on: December 28, 2017, 11:34:30 AM »
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https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/7mi9zc/irs_says_2018_property_taxes_are_deductible_only/

Here's a great thread about redditors lying about the market value of homes they've looked at/parents own by saying their modest homes have way too high taxes. Unfortunately for them, all these amounts/rates are public information.

Here's this guy:
https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/7mi9zc/irs_says_2018_property_taxes_are_deductible_only/dru9fbi/
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Property taxes in many suburban metro areas are quite high. My parents were paying $17k $18k outside of Milwaukee in a 30-40 year old neighborhood with mediocre 3-4 bedroom houses.

They also ended up losing $200k on that house.

Edit: Proof from the tax board website. Blacked out receipt numbers for obvious reasons. This is for 2014, the last year they owned the house.
He posted proof from the tax board. Pretty crazy right? A a totally normal 3-4 bedroom house. Another redditor posted a 4 bedroom house that would have a similar bill:
https://www.redfin.com/WI/Elm-Grove/13845-Fairfield-Ct-53122/home/57780213


https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/7mi9zc/irs_says_2018_property_taxes_are_deductible_only/drv3edl/
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You're #1 (yay, right?) and we're #2 here in Illinois. I think our only saving grace, in my city anyway, is that the housing costs are super low. Ex: We live in one of the nicer neighborhoods in town. Paid $180K for a 4 bedroom, 3 bath, 2 garage, full basement, 2500 sq foot house, but our property taxes are $8100/year.
Illinois does suck, I'll admit that. Let's look at redfin and see what a house would be that has about $8100/year property taxes in the highest property tax county. Here's a redfin example, which is nearly exactly that bill: https://www.redfin.com/IL/Libertyville/15460-W-Wildwood-Ct-60048/home/17682400

http://apps01.lakecountyil.gov/sptreasurer/collbook/collbook2.asp?PIN=1110406012

$450,000 house. $8100 is a little steep but I'm sure that $300k in appreciation helped.

There was another one but I can't find it right now. Reddit is showing it's upper middle class roots.

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« Reply #7792 on: December 28, 2017, 03:42:08 PM »
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Suburban metro area lol

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« Reply #7793 on: December 28, 2017, 03:48:35 PM »
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Pa $18k on property taxes lol rich white mans going to get a huge break elsewhere but let’s do anything but focus on how people who actually pay taxes are forced to subsidize the outrageous property and state income taxes in your liberal gimmedat stanktopia.

Fuck you nigger loving faggots and your wretched states

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« Reply #7794 on: January 05, 2018, 10:13:32 AM »
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my parents pay an insane amount of property taxes but that's because the Northeast has entirely too inflated property values.

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« Reply #7795 on: January 07, 2018, 12:25:53 AM »
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I don't know if this has been posted before so here it is


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« Reply #7796 on: January 14, 2018, 04:46:57 PM »
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https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/7qcy82/i_27f_have_been_with_my_fianc%C3%A9_28m_for_5_years/
I (27f) have been with my fiancé (28m) for 5 years. He's a great guy but not at all "exciting." Last night I talked with a guy (30s?) and the whole conversation was electrifying. Is this normal for people in long term relationships or is it a sign I'm not ready to get married?
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Background:

I have been with "Rick" for 5 years as a couple. We were "best friends with benefits" for a year before that. Even then our relationship was a very "comfortable normal" with no surprises whatsoever. We have a ton in common, we hardly ever fight. Rick is great looking, steady, intelligent and finally has a great career after sacrificing everything to take a huge risk on his company. I can always count on Rick to be there for me, I can always count on him to be home at night, he'll always have the car filled with gas and the oil changed promptly. He is polite, thoughtful and dependable.

But last night I was out with some friends and had one of those "rom-com" like encounters where I spilled my drink all over a guy who was sitting at the table next to us. He made a horribly nasty, yet hilarious joke at my expense and I went through a spate of every emotion in about 10 seconds; from hating him for embarrassing me to being enamored with his blue eyes for being so witty and charming to turn it around so quickly. We ended up turning our stools to face each other and chatted for the entire night. It seemed like it was only the two of us in the entire brew-pub. It went fast and it went slow. We had nothing in common which gave us a tremendous amount of things to talk about out. At the end of the night he asked if he at least have my Instagram account, if not my number so he could stay in touch. It was at that moment that I finally remembered I was engaged and I politely declined. Chances are, I will never see him again.

But I had a totally sleepless night last night because I'm utterly confused. For the first time I'm having doubts about being with Rick.

Is it normal for a stranger to knock people off their feet just because they are new? And should I be giving myself credit for the fact that even after such a stimulating conversation I was able to maintain my loyalty to my fiancé?

Or do I need to see this as I was actually unfaithful to Rick by engaging in such an intimate conversation with another man and I need to recognize that I'm not ready to be married?

I understand this is the shotgun version of my whole life so I can answer any questions if I need to enhance info.

tl;dr: I've been with my very reliable and loving fiancé for 5 years. I had an electrifying conversation with a new guy last night. What does this say about me and my relationship?

What a proud strong woman managing to not cheat on her fiance with some guy she talked to for an hour.

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« Reply #7797 on: January 14, 2018, 04:56:41 PM »
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That's one of many gender reversal stories in r/drama we were working on to show how no matter the circumstances, r/relationships will always take the side of the girl, no matter how bitchy or awful they are

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« Reply #7798 on: January 14, 2018, 05:39:54 PM »
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That's one of many gender reversal stories in r/drama we were working on to show how no matter the circumstances, r/relationships will always take the side of the girl, no matter how bitchy or awful they are

that's what I expected too, but did you read the comments? they're actually tearing into the girl for once

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« Reply #7799 on: January 15, 2018, 08:20:56 PM »
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Can you also agree that this land was not originally ours? And that we illegally killed off and moved the native population? And that we started an illegal and under false pretenses war with Mexico to illegally force them to sell their land at pennies of what it was worth? Can we agree that Abraham Lincoln, famously said, “show me the line” when the conflict started because he did not believe for a second that Mexican troops fired into the USA, but rather the US troops crossed into Mexico with intent to engage in order to start a war? So let’s put that in perspective. I’m not suggesting we give the land back. I’m saying stop saying we have some moral authority to say this land was ours and legally obtained, because it wasn’t. Ever read “The night Thoreau spent in Jail”? It’s about him refusing to pay the tax to pay for the Mexican- American because it was clear to everyone that we did it to force them to sell us the land. We went and killed Mexicans, shed their blood, then we said we will pay you 1 penny for every 100 square miles of land and give us your land because we just killed a whole bunch of you for it and you lost (I’m making up that figure, but it wasn’t for much). So wanna start talking fairness in entering a land that was once their birthright? Sure you can claim the right of conquest, but if I come kill you and take your shit, and throw a dollar at your wife and kids and kick her out of the house, I think you might have a problem with the legality of the conquest due to the fact I had a better gun than you did and I took the first shot.

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