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Re: It Happened To Me: I Pretended To Be A Victim For Pageviews; The XOJane Thread
« Reply #1075 on: September 23, 2017, 04:00:23 PM »
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I want a strong, stable, secure Chad to knock me up and support me and also allow me to fuck other dudes constantly without complaint, something a strong, stable, secure Chad would never do.
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Re: It Happened To Me: I Pretended To Be A Victim For Pageviews; The XOJane Thread
« Reply #1076 on: September 23, 2017, 06:20:01 PM »
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You can always tell at no point do these advice seekers even begin to think about what they offer to a relationship. Which is usually nothing since they want an open relationship.

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« Reply #1077 on: September 23, 2017, 06:42:58 PM »
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You can always tell at no point do these advice seekers even begin to think about what they offer to a relationship. Which is usually nothing since they want an open relationship.

Well they are used to sex and male attention being easy.  They can't see the wall until they smack right into it. 

At that point they transition into attempting to tell younger more sexually attractive women how to behave.
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Shit. I guess this has helped me realize my privilege even more. So that's some good come out of it.
I feel so sad for all the people who don't have a supportive environment even like SA.

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Re: It Happened To Me: I Pretended To Be A Victim For Pageviews; The XOJane Thread
« Reply #1078 on: September 23, 2017, 07:03:54 PM »
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You can always tell at no point do these advice seekers even begin to think about what they offer to a relationship. Which is usually nothing since they want an open relationship.

Well they are used to sex and male attention being easy.  They can't see the wall until they smack right into it. 

At that point they transition into attempting to tell younger more sexually attractive women how to behave.
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True, but a lot of women will atleast lie to themselves (I'm interesting, smart, funny, etc). But this is a special breed who can't even do that.

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Re: It Happened To Me: I Pretended To Be A Victim For Pageviews; The XOJane Thread
« Reply #1079 on: September 24, 2017, 06:02:12 AM »
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True, but a lot of women will atleast lie to themselves (I'm interesting, smart, funny, etc). But this is a special breed who can't even do that.

The thing is, having an open relationship is absolutely contrary to a woman's biological imperative. If you are a beautiful, intelligent woman that has other talents you can score a very sought after and attractive mate. Why would you want to share him with others? Or what do you have to gain from sleeping around?
But I do often point out that I write both science fiction and fantasy. It’s just that the science fiction is usually titled ‘technical proposal’ and the fantasy is titled ‘budget proposal.’

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« Reply #1080 on: September 24, 2017, 08:17:21 AM »
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You can always tell at no point do these advice seekers even begin to think about what they offer to a relationship. Which is usually nothing since they want an open relationship.

These sluts just think that having a vagina (and an asshole) is enough.  To be fair, they're right, most of these chicks have nothing to bring to the table except for their holes.

The ultimate irony in the endgame of feminism.

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« Reply #1081 on: September 24, 2017, 10:45:23 AM »
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Who would have thought a marxist-feminist would feel entitled to getting everything they want while offering nothing in return.
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« Reply #1082 on: September 24, 2017, 11:40:31 AM »
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True, but a lot of women will atleast lie to themselves (I'm interesting, smart, funny, etc). But this is a special breed who can't even do that.

The thing is, having an open relationship is absolutely contrary to a woman's biological imperative. If you are a beautiful, intelligent woman that has other talents you can score a very sought after and attractive mate. Why would you want to share him with others? Or what do you have to gain from sleeping around?
Let's them find someone better. Also, tend to be delusional enough to think the man won't find someone better (although probably a good bet they're right).

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« Reply #1083 on: September 24, 2017, 01:11:35 PM »
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Who would have thought a marxist-feminist would feel entitled to getting everything they want while offering nothing in return.

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« Reply #1084 on: September 24, 2017, 04:19:23 PM »
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They do it because mentally leftists are children. Commitment is an adult consideration. You have to weigh the honest to god pros and cons of a relationship and decide whether you're in it for the long haul or not. If the other person compliments your life, if you can look past their flaws, if the love is sincere, if they return it, if it's a good time in your life, if they'll grow as a person, etc etc. And if things go sour, you're back in the game. It's a risk! And women hit the wall, so if you have a losing streak into your 30s you might be really fucked, which is probably why a woman had to make herself a little appealing to reel in higher quality of men.

This bitch? She wants a good hard dicking and she wants a nice man paying for her things but she doesn't want to be walking around and see a nicer chad that gives her bedroom eyes and be anchored down to this old fuddy duddy. And then the modern day culture let things mutate to where she should be rewarded and complimented for this "lifestyle choice!"

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Re: It Happened To Me: I Pretended To Be A Victim For Pageviews; The XOJane Thread
« Reply #1085 on: September 25, 2017, 03:41:19 PM »
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True, but a lot of women will atleast lie to themselves (I'm interesting, smart, funny, etc). But this is a special breed who can't even do that.

The thing is, having an open relationship is absolutely contrary to a woman's biological imperative. If you are a beautiful, intelligent woman that has other talents you can score a very sought after and attractive mate. Why would you want to share him with others? Or what do you have to gain from sleeping around?

When you are in your 20s, the odds are largely stacked in your favor.  Which is why most of the stories that you read are beta millenial men reluctantly agreeing to it.  The women that age tend to not be aware that this period of their lives has an expiration date.  As far as they know, men are attracted to them for being strong, independent wymyn.  I wonder what those anecdotes will be like in 20 years. 
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« Reply #1086 on: September 26, 2017, 12:04:27 AM »
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I broke up with my girlfriend after she contracted Trump-derangement syndrome and began bringing up my overwhelming white-maleness all the time. Also when she said she didn't want to have a kid till 38...so basically never.

I think it hit her pretty hard, 33 and suddenly single. "You wasted my last good years!"

She was pretty but no one wants to put up with that shit the rest of their lives. She'll probably end up married to some poor beta cuck that orbited her while we dated but she won't have kids. And I think that's best for the nation.

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« Reply #1087 on: September 26, 2017, 04:09:19 AM »
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When you are in your 20s, the odds are largely stacked in your favor.  Which is why most of the stories that you read are beta millenial men reluctantly agreeing to it.  The women that age tend to not be aware that this period of their lives has an expiration date.  As far as they know, men are attracted to them for being strong, independent wymyn.  I wonder what those anecdotes will be like in 20 years.

That's why if you are a good parent you need to tell your daughter that when they are finishing high school, they are entering the most valuable years of their life. The choices that they make during the time they are 18-25 will most probably affect the rest of their lives. They should think very hard on what they want to spend their time and energy on.

As sad as it is, rules are very different for young men and women in this regard.
But I do often point out that I write both science fiction and fantasy. It’s just that the science fiction is usually titled ‘technical proposal’ and the fantasy is titled ‘budget proposal.’

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« Reply #1088 on: September 26, 2017, 09:49:52 AM »
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/\ Ugh the double standard of degeneracy. Fuck that. Have kids in your mid-to-late 20s and be a father/husband with energy and drive. There's too many disgusting 50 year old shitstains sitting on park benches reading newspapers like assholes while their kids play by themselves. Lord knows, if you have a daughter, wouldn't you rather be in your early 40s and still kinda together for when Chad comes sniffin' around?

Sure I'm projecting, but I'm sick to death of talking to 45 year olds who do nothing but complain about how tired they are. You're tired because you're a faggot who waited too long.

 :rolleyes: "REee eheee only 2 beers for me tonight! Gotta be up at 6am for Jimmy's hockey game! That's how it is, when you start getting old!"

Fuck you, I'm getting hammered and I'll be at that rink while the sun comes up, with enough energy to heckle the refs, for an hour.

Double edged sword is the age gap where girls in their 20s wanna whore around with men in their 30s while men in their 30s wanna settle down with the girls in their 20s who wanna whore.

By the time the whores of 20 hit 30, they wanna settle down, but the guys in their 30s would prefer a 20 year old whores vs 30 year old used up jizz rags.

Almost every friend I partied with in my early 20s are nearing 30 and managing to pull way better looking (20-ish year old) women than they did a few years ago. Caveat is they never hear from them again and if they do, it's a short-lived fling.
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« Reply #1089 on: September 26, 2017, 10:53:14 AM »
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/\ Ugh the double standard of degeneracy. Fuck that. Have kids in your mid-to-late 20s and be a father/husband with energy and drive. There's too many disgusting 50 year old shitstains sitting on park benches reading newspapers like assholes while their kids play by themselves. Lord knows, if you have a daughter, wouldn't you rather be in your early 40s and still kinda together for when Chad comes sniffin' around?

Time to add "conscientious mid twenties father who plays with his kids" to the SS Man of Industry/Shitposter/Jacked/Aryan/Six Figure Income/Alpha Male/Hot 21yo Virginal Blonde Bride LARPing stack.
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« Reply #1090 on: September 26, 2017, 11:55:57 AM »
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 :rolleyes: "REee eheee only 2 beers for me tonight! Gotta be up at 6am for Jimmy's hockey game! That's how it is, when you start getting old!"

Fuck you, I'm getting hammered and I'll be at that rink while the sun comes up, with enough energy to heckle the refs, for an hour.


This just makes you sound like white trash.

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« Reply #1091 on: September 26, 2017, 12:25:41 PM »
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I'm not white trash, I'm fringe class.  :colbert:

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« Reply #1092 on: September 26, 2017, 01:35:08 PM »
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More like cringe class I'd say.

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« Reply #1093 on: September 26, 2017, 02:37:42 PM »
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What class is it that teaches their dogs to rape women on command I forget

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« Reply #1094 on: September 26, 2017, 03:35:42 PM »
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What class is it that teaches their dogs to rape women on command I forget

Oh so now the rapedog joke is that he rapes women?

Whichever one makes more than you and you're wife's combined income. Above the poverty line, basically.
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« Reply #1095 on: September 26, 2017, 09:10:45 PM »
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But I like being a city living pot smoking alt right yuppie. 


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« Reply #1096 on: September 26, 2017, 09:53:00 PM »
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« Reply #1097 on: September 28, 2017, 10:58:12 AM »
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Time to add "conscientious mid twenties father who plays with his kids" to the SS Man of Industry/Shitposter/Jacked/Aryan/Six Figure Income/Alpha Male/Hot 21yo Virginal Blonde Bride LARPing stack.

All joking aside, having kids young is a better idea than having them when you're 35+.

I don't have much bragging rights, as in I'm not a Captain of Industry or make six figures, but I just thought of something unique to brag about online. I've legit worked with a local Playboy cover girl. The sad thing is she looked much better on the magazine than in real life.
But I do often point out that I write both science fiction and fantasy. It’s just that the science fiction is usually titled ‘technical proposal’ and the fantasy is titled ‘budget proposal.’

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« Reply #1098 on: September 28, 2017, 11:13:43 AM »
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Being older when you have kids has its advantages too though. 

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« Reply #1099 on: September 28, 2017, 11:49:29 AM »
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I just found out that I'm going to be a father, I never wanted kids but I'm excited to be a dad. I'm worried about the future and the garbage they will try to fill his head with, but I'm hoping that having a conservative upbringing will vaccinate against a lot of the poz. Looking at what he'll be up against, I don't think it will be too difficult for him to be successful.

We're in our early thirties, I don't know when the best time to have a kid is for a guy, but I would have not been a good father five or ten years ago. For women it's physically best to have kids as early as possible, im just hoping her shit doesnt get all blown out.
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