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Re: It Happened To Me: I Pretended To Be A Victim For Pageviews; The XOJane Thread
« Reply #1127 on: December 01, 2017, 09:49:48 PM »
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Concur. She looks like a fucking bird.

...you know, she kinda does.

I've been trying to think of a good comeback towards you guys, and I realized that... I'm just happy to see a college-age white girl who doesn't have a nosering, tattoos, and clown hair.  Jesus, my standards are slipping.

I'd still pump 'n' dump her though.
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Re: It Happened To Me: I Pretended To Be A Victim For Pageviews; The XOJane Thread
« Reply #1128 on: December 01, 2017, 10:22:40 PM »
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Looks like a teenage gene Simmons.

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Re: It Happened To Me: I Pretended To Be A Victim For Pageviews; The XOJane Thread
« Reply #1129 on: December 01, 2017, 11:41:44 PM »
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:allears: : "I enjoy your performance and feel inspired by your work."
 :depressedlesbian: : "SECURITY?!"

I'm pretty sure this was taken directly from an episode of The Fairly Odd Parents.

Can you imagine how creepy and spastic you would have to be to have a musician who performs in front of an audience call security on you within a few seconds of meeting you at a music industry party and event, where the primary purpose for you being there is to socialize with industry people like then?

:mindblown:

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Re: It Happened To Me: I Pretended To Be A Victim For Pageviews; The XOJane Thread
« Reply #1130 on: December 02, 2017, 12:01:14 AM »
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:allears: : "I enjoy your performance and feel inspired by your work."
 :depressedlesbian: : "SECURITY?!"

I'm pretty sure this was taken directly from an episode of The Fairly Odd Parents.

Can you imagine how creepy and spastic you would have to be to have a musician who performs in front of an audience call security on you within a few seconds of meeting you at a music industry party and event, where the primary purpose for you being there is to socialize with industry people like then?

:mindblown:

She probably left out the part where she awkwardly and rudely inserted herself mid sentence into their conversation loudly and disjointedly spewing incoherent nonsense and to top it all off reeked of alcohol and crazy.

Women never tell the truth about this kinda shit

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Re: It Happened To Me: I Pretended To Be A Victim For Pageviews; The XOJane Thread
« Reply #1131 on: December 04, 2017, 02:54:21 PM »
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Concur. She looks like a fucking bird.

...you know, she kinda does.

I've been trying to think of a good comeback towards you guys, and I realized that... I'm just happy to see a college-age white girl who doesn't have a nosering, tattoos, and clown hair.  Jesus, my standards are slipping.

I'd still pump 'n' dump her though.

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Re: It Happened To Me: I Pretended To Be A Victim For Pageviews; The XOJane Thread
« Reply #1132 on: December 04, 2017, 02:56:49 PM »
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Aww, she's kinda cute too. 




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Re: It Happened To Me: I Pretended To Be A Victim For Pageviews; The XOJane Thread
« Reply #1133 on: December 25, 2017, 01:48:06 PM »
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What makes this funny is I searched "xo jane herpes" and found several articles about having the herps that this wasn't even from. Hell, they even have other articles from their "authors" about having herpes they've since deleted.
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Re: It Happened To Me: I Pretended To Be A Victim For Pageviews; The XOJane Thread
« Reply #1134 on: December 25, 2017, 10:04:32 PM »
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I'm glad society isn't pozzed (yet) enough to where STDs are considered some badge of honor.  Maybe it will get to that point where we run out of treatments for the increasingly incurable strains of STDs because people can't keep it in their pants long enough for the drugs to work.

I also want to lol at how she got mad that her friends would tell guys she dated that she has herpes because I guarantee you that this bitch wouldn't have said anything until it was too late.

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Re: It Happened To Me: I Pretended To Be A Victim For Pageviews; The XOJane Thread
« Reply #1135 on: December 26, 2017, 08:25:58 PM »
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Wasn't there a dating site just for people with the herp or am I misremembering something in a photoshop phriday?

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Re: It Happened To Me: I Pretended To Be A Victim For Pageviews; The XOJane Thread
« Reply #1136 on: December 26, 2017, 08:40:14 PM »
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Wasn't there a dating site just for people with the herp or am I misremembering something in a photoshop phriday?
I'm pretty sure it is for STD's in general.
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Re: It Happened To Me: I Pretended To Be A Victim For Pageviews; The XOJane Thread
« Reply #1137 on: December 26, 2017, 08:42:56 PM »
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Wasn't there a dating site just for people with the herp or am I misremembering something in a photoshop phriday?
I'm pretty sure it is for STD's in general.
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Re: It Happened To Me: I Pretended To Be A Victim For Pageviews; The XOJane Thread
« Reply #1138 on: December 26, 2017, 11:41:52 PM »
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Wasn't there a dating site just for people with the herp or am I misremembering something in a photoshop phriday?

haha yeah it was called yourmomshouse.com lmbo
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