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Re: The Amazing Race Game!
« Reply #475 on: January 05, 2018, 05:47:40 PM »
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Try this one on for size.

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Detroit — Federal prosecutors allege the man accused of sexually abusing a sleeping woman aboard a Detroit-bound flight attacked her while his wife sat in the next seat.

The new detail emerged Thursday during a hearing that ended with (redacted) detained without bond pending trial. Prosecutors argued (redacted), a (redacted) citizen in the U.S. who has been approved for a travel visa, was a flight risk and danger to the community.

(redacted), who works for a Troy-based information technology company, is charged with aggravated sexual abuse, a five-year felony.

U.S. Executive Magistrate Judge R. Steven Whalen said the allegations were “odd,” and counterintuitive, considering (redacted) wife was in the next seat during the incident. Whalen encouraged (redacted) to appeal the detention order.

On Wednesday, FBI agents learned that a 22-year-old woman reported being sexually assaulted on a Spirit Airlines flight from Las Vegas to Detroit Metropolitan Airport.

The woman said she was sitting in a window seat next to (redacted), whose wife was in the aisle seat.

The victim said she fell asleep and woke up to discover a hand in her pants and noticed that her pants were unbuttoned and her shirt untied.

The man sitting next to her was shoving his fingers in her vagina and “vigorously moving them,” according to a criminal complaint filed in federal court.

When she woke up, the man stopped, and the woman alerted a flight attendant.

(redacted), whose age was not available, was taken into custody at the Wayne County Airport Authority. He told investigators he was in a deep sleep and didn’t do anything to the woman.

(redacted) later told an FBI agent he “might have” undone the woman’s bra and cupped her breast, according to court records.

He also said he unzipped her pants and tried to digitally penetrate her but failed, according to the complaint.

(redacted) has worked as a project manager in Metro Detroit for more than two years, defense lawyer Richard O’Neill said.

“I have a hard time with some of these allegations but that’s what a trial is for,” O’Neill said. “There have been no allegations from anywhere that his behavior has ever been inappropriate prior to this incident.”

Stephen Schuler, a spokesman for Spirit Airlines, said Thursday the company is fully cooperating with law enforcement and referred all questions to them.

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Re: The Amazing Race Game!
« Reply #476 on: January 05, 2018, 06:38:00 PM »
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Going Muslim on that one, either arab or somali.

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Re: The Amazing Race Game!
« Reply #477 on: January 05, 2018, 06:47:35 PM »
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Works for an IT company and molests a woman?  Bindi.

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Re: The Amazing Race Game!
« Reply #478 on: January 05, 2018, 09:32:00 PM »
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Works for an IT company and molests a woman?  Bindi.

Agreed. Those bobs were just sitting there, waiting to be opened. What else could he do? :adam:

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Re: The Amazing Race Game!
« Reply #479 on: January 06, 2018, 12:30:45 AM »
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Works for an IT company and molests a woman?  Bindi.

Agreed. Those bobs were just sitting there, waiting to be opened. What else could he do? :adam:

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Re: The Amazing Race Game!
« Reply #480 on: January 06, 2018, 09:44:34 AM »
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The new detail emerged Thursday during a hearing that ended with Prabhu Ramamoorthy detained without bond pending trial. Prosecutors argued Ramamoorthy, an Indian citizen in the U.S. who has been approved for a travel visa, was a flight risk and danger to the community.

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Re: The Amazing Race Game!
« Reply #481 on: January 06, 2018, 10:22:35 AM »
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By the third paragraph I stopped reading because clearly Dot.
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Re: The Amazing Race Game!
« Reply #482 on: January 06, 2018, 03:41:57 PM »
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The chick was white and the dudes are South of the Border types. That, or the chick was white and the dudes are Muslims of some stripe. But I'll stay with Hispanic.

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Re: The Amazing Race Game!
« Reply #483 on: January 06, 2018, 04:05:14 PM »
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Lolololoollol but is she white? Maybe white hispanic?

E: hang on... she raped a woman with her brother?
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Re: The Amazing Race Game!
« Reply #484 on: January 06, 2018, 04:57:52 PM »
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Lolololoollol but is she white? Maybe white hispanic?

E: hang on... she raped a woman with her brother?

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Re: The Amazing Race Game!
« Reply #485 on: January 09, 2018, 03:05:53 AM »
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DON'T CLICK THE LINK

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-42611019

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A 17-year-old boy has pleaded guilty to carrying out acid attacks on six moped riders to steal their bikes.

[redacted], from Croydon, appeared at Wood Green Crown Court and admitted targeting the riders in the north and east of London on 13 July.

He sprayed the riders in the face with a noxious liquid and stole two mopeds before trying to take another four.

Earlier reporting restrictions preventing John from being identified because of his age were lifted.

Police said one attack had left a rider with "life-changing injuries".
But I do often point out that I write both science fiction and fantasy. It’s just that the science fiction is usually titled ‘technical proposal’ and the fantasy is titled ‘budget proposal.’

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Re: The Amazing Race Game!
« Reply #486 on: January 09, 2018, 03:22:39 AM »
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I was gonna say Dot but "John" means Somali or something black.
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Re: The Amazing Race Game!
« Reply #487 on: January 09, 2018, 12:25:54 PM »
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I was gonna say Dot but "John" means Somali or something black.

My first thought was Paki but yeah, John is a dead giveaway. Gotta be some kind of sub-saharan African (muslim of course).

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Re: The Amazing Race Game!
« Reply #488 on: January 10, 2018, 02:01:08 AM »
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Damn I should have redacted the first name as well probably. Nice job otherwise, you were spot on.
But I do often point out that I write both science fiction and fantasy. It’s just that the science fiction is usually titled ‘technical proposal’ and the fantasy is titled ‘budget proposal.’

- Jordin Kare

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Re: The Amazing Race Game!
« Reply #489 on: January 10, 2018, 01:16:06 PM »
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Damn I should have redacted the first name as well probably. Nice job otherwise, you were spot on.
Wasn't John his last name?
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Re: The Amazing Race Game!
« Reply #490 on: February 01, 2018, 12:44:47 PM »
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Aspiring rapper, 31, is sentenced to more than 15 years in prison after brandishing two guns in a music video
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Re: The Amazing Race Game!
« Reply #491 on: February 01, 2018, 01:07:44 PM »
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$20 at Toys R Us could have saved him 15 years lol

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Re: The Amazing Race Game!
« Reply #492 on: February 02, 2018, 08:08:16 AM »
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Police: Chicago Home Invasion Suspect Accidentally Shoots Accomplice in Head


http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2018/01/31/home-invasion-suspect-shoots-accomplice-head

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Re: The Amazing Race Game!
« Reply #493 on: February 02, 2018, 07:05:44 PM »
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Lolololoollol but is she white? Maybe white hispanic?

E: hang on... she raped a woman with her brother?

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