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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democrat party
« Reply #425 on: January 09, 2018, 11:50:58 PM »
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Oprah, Chelsea Clinton, Mark Zuck, Michele Obama, and Joe Biden. Four non humans and a pedophile. Am I missing anyone from the Democrat starting lineup?

Cory Booker, Pocahontas, Bernie (for the shekels) and the Ghost Of Michael Bloomberg

Julian Castro and Andrew Cuomo maybe... Also rumblings about the dumbass Mayor Yoga Pants, Eric Garcetti, of Los Angeles.

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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democrat party
« Reply #426 on: January 10, 2018, 12:04:07 AM »
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i would pay good money to watch Michelle square off against Oprah for the nomination

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Imagine a Democrat debate where Michelle and Oprah try to out-black one another for cred while Zuck stands silently at a microphone the entire night to avoid interrupting.

The fact that the 2020 election is going to be a 5 way cage match between Trump, the Establishment Conservative anointed to run against him (probably Jeb!), Oprah fucking Winfrey, [Mark Zuckerberg], and the corpse of Bernie Sanders (with Egg McMuffin being an "also ran") is incredibly depressing. You think people are insane now? [...]
"I'm really boring. My current hobbies right now are playing Animal Crossing on the DS and... I dunno, I did a bit of knitting last night for the first time in months after boy broke up with me over the phone (I can only cast on and knit stitch though). I surf the internet like every other person in the entire fucking world. I constantly have ideas that I never follow through on. I want to be a nurse someday. I want to drive. I nearly got my licence a few years ago but blacked out at the wheel due to my (90% now-cured) anorexia and haven't driven since."

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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democrat party
« Reply #427 on: January 10, 2018, 12:15:26 AM »
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I'm so fucking sick of the Dems trying to make America so Chicago centric. It offers none of the benefits New York City or Los Angeles have with ten times the shittiness and even more feral nogs. 


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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democrat party
« Reply #428 on: January 10, 2018, 01:59:38 AM »
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i would pay good money to watch Michelle square off against Oprah for the nomination

 :draper:

Imagine a Democrat debate where Michelle and Oprah try to out-black one another for cred while Zuck stands silently at a microphone the entire night to avoid interrupting.

The fact that the 2020 election is going to be a 5 way cage match between Trump, the Establishment Conservative anointed to run against him (probably Jeb!), Oprah fucking Winfrey, [Mark Zuckerberg], and the corpse of Bernie Sanders (with Egg McMuffin being an "also ran") is incredibly depressing. You think people are insane now? [...]


I'm so depressed that this is what it's coming to. It's impressive that our forum can predict stuff like this, but still.

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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democrat party
« Reply #429 on: January 10, 2018, 06:29:12 AM »
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i would pay good money to watch Michelle square off against Oprah for the nomination

 :draper:

Imagine a Democrat debate where Michelle and Oprah try to out-black one another for cred while Zuck stands silently at a microphone the entire night to avoid interrupting.

The fact that the 2020 election is going to be a 5 way cage match between Trump, the Establishment Conservative anointed to run against him (probably Jeb!), Oprah fucking Winfrey, [Mark Zuckerberg], and the corpse of Bernie Sanders (with Egg McMuffin being an "also ran") is incredibly depressing. You think people are insane now? [...]


I'm so depressed that this is what it's coming to. It's impressive that our forum can predict stuff like this, but still.

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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democrat party
« Reply #430 on: January 10, 2018, 03:36:21 PM »
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I'm so fucking sick of the Dems trying to make America so Chicago centric. It offers none of the benefits New York City or Los Angeles have with ten times the shittiness and even more feral nogs.

They've basically given up on that thankfully since they celebrate nights with no shootings and anyone who can is leaving.

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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democrat party
« Reply #431 on: January 10, 2018, 07:10:52 PM »
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I'm so fucking sick of the Dems trying to make America so Chicago centric. It offers none of the benefits New York City or Los Angeles have with ten times the shittiness and even more feral nogs.

Chicago is a microcosm of America's burgeoning anarchy-tyranny: Rampant political corruption, wanton ethnic violence with a bloated state security apparatus that refuses to address it, and regular people stuck in the middle trying to escape.

New York and LA will suffer the same fate when the appropriate mix of demographic decline and budgetary insolvency hit them.


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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democrat party
« Reply #433 on: January 19, 2018, 05:10:32 PM »
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“If I were offered the nomination by the Lord Almighty right now, today, I would say no because we're not ready, the family's not ready to do this,” Biden said. “If, in a year from now, if we're ready, and nobody has moved in that I think can do it, then I may very well do it.”

Translation: I won't run unless someone else in my family dies and I can use that.

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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democrat party
« Reply #435 on: January 19, 2018, 06:04:53 PM »
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OH god please please please run Biden so Trump can just air his creepy kid-smelling videos on a loop at whitehouse.gov

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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democrat party
« Reply #436 on: January 19, 2018, 06:20:31 PM »
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What if they do end up like totally moving over to the Sanders side? Is that a smart move on their part?

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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democrat party
« Reply #437 on: January 19, 2018, 06:32:03 PM »
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What if they do end up like totally moving over to the Sanders side? Is that a smart move on their part?

if he wins, they can't deliver on any of his loony tunes promises

if he loses, back to propping up the corpse of Hillary


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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democrat party
« Reply #438 on: January 19, 2018, 11:21:06 PM »
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They're already eating their own.



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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democrat party
« Reply #439 on: January 20, 2018, 03:31:42 AM »
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Living in fear of deportation........

Why would they live in fear of being sent back to their home country?

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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democrat party
« Reply #440 on: January 20, 2018, 08:33:06 AM »
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What if they do end up like totally moving over to the Sanders side? Is that a smart move on their part?

They tried the Sanders strategy in the 1980s (Mondale and Dukakis) and it got them obliterated.  Besides, they threw their entire lot in with their non-white/anti-white base.  No Democrat could ever live down the idea that they tried to help out white people with social spending.

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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democrat party
« Reply #441 on: January 24, 2018, 12:12:40 PM »
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Idealistic shitlibs are getting a reality check about the Democratic Party being a big money racket for its members.

https://theintercept.com/2018/01/23/dccc-democratic-primaries-congress-progressives/

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In his farewell address, President Barack Obama had some practical advice for those frustrated by his successor. “If you’re disappointed by your elected officials, grab a clipboard, get some signatures, and run for office yourself,” Obama implored.

Yet across the country, the DCCC, its allied groups, or leaders within the Democratic Party are working hard against some of these new candidates for Congress, publicly backing their more established opponents, according to interviews with more than 50 candidates, party operatives, and members of Congress.

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The way to win party support is to pass the phone test.

In order to establish whether a person is worthy of official backing, DCCC operatives will “rolodex” a candidate, according to a source familiar with the procedure. On the most basic level, it involves candidates being asked to pull out their smartphones, scroll through their contacts lists, and add up the amount of money their contacts could raise or contribute to their campaigns. If the candidates’ contacts aren’t good for at least $250,000, or in some cases much more, they fail the test, and party support goes elsewhere.

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Jeff Erdmann has the kind of charisma you’d expect from someone who has coached high school football — and has had remarkable success in that role for more than two decades in a state that cares deeply about the sport. He has also taught American government for 27 years, but all of that had not prepared him for the conversation he was about to have with Molly Ritner, the midwest political director for the DCCC, at a hotel bar in Minneapolis called Jacques.

“It’s been weird for Jeff,” said Rosenow, who was there for the July 10 meeting. “The first question out of her mouth was, ‘How much will you raise?’”

They had raised $30,000 by that point, a figure that Ritner deemed unimpressive. (By the end of December, the campaign had raised around $115,000, according to Rosenow.)

“That’s not very much,” Rosenow recalls Ritner saying. “Really all we care about is, the more money you raise, the more you can get your message out.”

Erdmann tried to jump in, beginning to lay out his backstory, hoping to make the case that getting your message out doesn’t matter if voters don’t like the message. “He seems like he was grown in the tank for this district, but they didn’t care at all,” Rosenow said, “All she wanted to know was how much money he could raise.”

Ritner had been Midwest fundraising director at the DCCC in 2013 and 2014, before taking a break to run the campaign of the Democrat who lost the Vermont governor’s race to a Republican in 2016. She noted that Angie Craig had ran an “amazing campaign” last cycle and asked if Erdmann had any big funders ready to get behind him. “Jeff laughed. He said, ‘I’ve been a teacher my whole life, how would I have big funders behind us?’” Rosenow recalled.

Erdmann estimated the meeting lasted eight minutes. “She ordered a pop, got it, drank it, threw the number out that we had to hit, and left,” he said. On her way out, Ritner put $2 on the table. The check came to $2.26, before the tip. “I looked at Mike and said, ‘That is why the Democrats lose,’” concluded Erdmann.

“They don’t want to talk about the civil war in the party, but when you treat us like hill people when we come up here, what do you expect?” concluded Rosenow.

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James Thompson, who lost a close special election in Kansas and is again running for the Wichita seat in 2018, said the DCCC is specific about why it wants candidates to raise money. “They want you to spend a certain amount of money on consultants, and it’s their list of consultants you have to choose from,” he said. Those consultants tend to be DCCC veterans.

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In somewhat of a reprisal of the Emanuel strategy, the DCCC is leaning on business-friendly Democrats to take back the House.

For the first time since 2006, the Blue Dog Coalition, the right-leaning Democratic group that prides itself on promoting socially conservative, business-friendly lawmakers, has worked with the DCCC to select the party’s candidates for the 2018 midterms.

The new collaboration is a stunning reversal for a party that has seen a groundswell of support for progressive ideas — such as a $15 minimum wage and single-payer health care — that are staunchly opposed by the Blue Dog wing of the party. Operatives from the DCCC meet on a weekly basis with the Blue Dogs to discuss recruitment and how to best steer resources to a growing slate of centrist Democratic candidates, according to Politico.

“The DCCC recognizes that the path to the majority is through the Blue Dogs,” Rep. Kyrsten Sinema, D-Ariz., chair of the Blue Dog PAC, told Politico.

For party officials concerned about raising cash, Blue Dogs are a safe bet. Public disclosures with the Federal Election Commission show that the Blue Dog PAC is fueled by the biggest spenders on congressional campaigns on K Street, the term Washingtonians use colloquially to refer to a center of lobbyist shops. PAC money from the National Mining Association, AT&T, McKesson, Comcast, the National Restaurant Association, and other business interests have buoyed Blue Dog PAC coffers, which are spent recruiting and financing moderate Democrats.

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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democrat party
« Reply #442 on: January 24, 2018, 01:24:57 PM »
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A good read and god damn that fucking 26 cent drink and run. Rich people don't get rich by spending their own money indeed.

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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democrat party
« Reply #443 on: January 24, 2018, 01:43:35 PM »
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In order to establish whether a person is worthy of official backing, DCCC operatives will “rolodex” a candidate, according to a source familiar with the procedure. On the most basic level, it involves candidates being asked to pull out their smartphones, scroll through their contacts lists, and add up the amount of money their contacts could raise or contribute to their campaigns. If the candidates’ contacts aren’t good for at least $250,000, or in some cases much more, they fail the test, and party support goes elsewhere.
Haha holy shit this is literally multi level marketing 101.

Also have a feeling the blue dog dems are in for a rude awakening when it's time to face the voters.

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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democrat party
« Reply #444 on: January 24, 2018, 05:46:42 PM »
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Both sides do it, but remember Donna Brazile's little book revealed that the Clinton campaign plundered the party coffers. To add to this, Obama diverted a bunch of funding away for his Organizing for Action.

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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democrat party
« Reply #445 on: January 24, 2018, 06:34:03 PM »
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In order to establish whether a person is worthy of official backing, DCCC operatives will “rolodex” a candidate, according to a source familiar with the procedure. On the most basic level, it involves candidates being asked to pull out their smartphones, scroll through their contacts lists, and add up the amount of money their contacts could raise or contribute to their campaigns. If the candidates’ contacts aren’t good for at least $250,000, or in some cases much more, they fail the test, and party support goes elsewhere.
Haha holy shit this is literally multi level marketing 101.

Also have a feeling the blue dog dems are in for a rude awakening when it's time to face the voters.

On the one hand, if you don't have the kind of influence to get $250k in donations, you have no right to run for >=Congress. Because you are a nobody and couldn't get shit done even if elected since nobody important will answer your calls.

On the other hand lmao might as well start a career as a LuLaRoe or Scentsy rep rather than run for Congress. Fuck you, women and minorities!

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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democrat party
« Reply #446 on: January 30, 2018, 02:11:57 PM »
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Let's check in on the Democrats, the current opposition party, the party of #TimesUp #MeToo and #BlackLives Matter.

The party that said you can not, in AD 2016, win on white votes alone.

A coalition the abandoned their white blue collar base but has sworn to reclaim them.

The political organizing wing of which, the DNC, is riding victories in New Jersey, Virginia and Alabama to what they presume will be a wave election for the 2018 midterms.

A party that has sworn they will work to include the Sanders/Progressive wing and never allow a Hillary scenario of coronation to happen again.

A group that was roundly criticized last year for having an old white man surrounded by petrified young people give the State of the Union response.

Now with all that on the table, who will be giving the Democrat's rebuttle speech following the State of the Union tonight?

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/01/30/us/joseph-kennedy-democratic-response.html

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Joseph P. Kennedy III to Respond to State of the Union for Democrats




A fucking Kennedy! From Massachusetts! UTAH AND TEXAS WILL FLIP ANY DAY NOW!

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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democrat party
« Reply #447 on: January 30, 2018, 07:02:54 PM »
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That ginger motherfucker is anti weed legalization so fuck him.

I hope Trump destroys the Kennedy's in the next few years.


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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democrat party
« Reply #448 on: January 30, 2018, 07:05:39 PM »
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Political dynasties Trump will take on:

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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democrat party
« Reply #449 on: January 30, 2018, 07:09:41 PM »
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lol was Mayor Quimby too busy?
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