Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democrat party

[Nig Disliker]

It won't be for a lack of trying.  They kept reinventing Hillary every few months and it failed every time.  She went from regular woman ordering at a Chipotle to Chillary Clinton to Mi Abuela to The Most Experienced and Qualified Candidate Ever to Superwoke Transnigger to the only person who can keep us from getting taken over by Putin.  Every one of those failed.  So yeah, neither Booker or Harris will get to enjoy the same experience Obama did.

[Nig Disliker]

Handel's victory last night should cause the Democrats to panic.  If there is no Scott Brown level of surprise upsets between now and the 2018 midterms, it's a sign that the Democrat fantasy of taking over both sides of Congress is slim to none.  I'm sure the DNC will continue being the nonwhite/antiwhite party, ensuring future RNC success.

[J Dog]

2018: All we need is just 24 seats to take the house.  All we need is 24 seats.  24 seats.  24.

*lose 6 seats*

2020: All we need is just 30 seats to take the house. . .

[Dental Grade Dildo]

Fortunately the top minds of r/politics are here to analyze the result and provide sage advice:

The moment Democrats realize they're losing because the Republicans act like scum and vilify them is the day the Dems can come back and start winning.

Play ball. Go full fucking dirty and start taking lowblows. They sure as Hell are hitting you low so why the fuck are you trying to act civilized to the people actively out to hurt you and kill your family?

Fuck them. Fuck everything they stand for. Play dirty and fucking win so you can stop this shit.

Can you give an example of what you think Democrats should do to play dirty like Republicans? I think I get an idea of what you are saying, but I'm not entirely sure.

Lie. Misrepresent quotes. Maliciously conjure up stories loosely based on disproven stories. And never admit to it. Repeat a lie over and over again until people think it's true.

For example, put up an article on some shit website that Paul Ryan is a pedophile and that several children have accused him of rape. Then have a slightly credible news station/paper/website report on the article. Then quote the quote on the credible news. And repeat it over and over again on your ads such that more credible news start talking about the falsified story. At the end of the day, people will be talking about whether or not Paul Ryan is a pedophile. Well, that's at least one way to play dirty if you are willing to go there.

Then the DNC can spread rumors about how there's a pedophile ring involving several Republican politicians and include Trump and that's why Trump is willing to commit treason against the US to protect that secret becoming public and he and other Republicans are unabashedly bending over backwards for Russia.

Then let the dice roll. And remember everyone, Obama is a secret Muslim trying to destroy America and Hillary has a child sex slaves in a pizza shop.

Why don't we just pretend Trump is in bed with the Russians?

[LITERALLY A RAPIST]

Lie. Misrepresent quotes. Maliciously conjure up stories loosely based on disproven stories. And never admit to it. Repeat a lie over and over again until people think it's true.

For example, put up an article on some shit website that Paul Ryan is a pedophile and that several children have accused him of rape. Then have a slightly credible news station/paper/website report on the article. Then quote the quote on the credible news. And repeat it over and over again on your ads such that more credible news start talking about the falsified story. At the end of the day, people will be talking about whether or not Paul Ryan is a pedophile. Well, that's at least one way to play dirty if you are willing to go there.

Then the DNC can spread rumors about how there's a pedophile ring involving several Republican politicians and include Trump and that's why Trump is willing to commit treason against the US to protect that secret becoming public and he and other Republicans are unabashedly bending over backwards for Russia.

Then let the dice roll. And remember everyone, Obama is a secret Muslim trying to destroy America and Hillary has a child sex slaves in a pizza shop.

the dumbest thing about this post is that the author hasn't grasped that democrats tried this against trump and it had no effect.

[Duwango]

Deplorables 5. Resistance 0. The writing is on the wall: Modern liberalism is hilariously ineffective and unlikable. May the DNC niggershiners continue to tow the Reddit line for years to come. Serves them right for making a shitshow out of the district I used to live in.

In the meantime, have an image dump. I have nothing else to say for the time being, except that Reddit IS the most worthless waste of bandwidth on the internet; at least Tumblr has specialized porn blogs to compensate for its existence as a containment cage for failed experiments of progressive social engineering.

[St. Pfeifengesicht]

This is great for us not just because of the obvious win. Look at all that grief and mental anguish over a single congressional seat in a Southern state. Every time their narrative is turned on its head and voters repudiate Progressive anti-Trump Leftists they die a little more inside.

I'm not tired of winning yet, Mr. President.

Disloyal R's are far more difficult than Crooked Hillary. They come at you from all sides. They don’t know how to win - I will teach them!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 11, 2016

[Hugh G. Gaines]

Jesus Christ the coming from those pics is incredible.

[Slacktivist]

they're going to peddle divisive politics and "fuck those conservatives" all the way into 2018 and 2020

[Psycho Dad]

WE WILL FUCK YOU UNTIL YOU LOVE US! - The Democrats.

IF YOU DON'T SUCK DICK, YOU'RE A BIGOT AND SHOULD DIE! - The Gays.

IF YOU'RE SURE ABOUT YOUR X AND Y CHROMOSOMES, YOU'RE A MURDERER! - The Trannies.

BUT WHY DON'T THEY VOTE FOR US? THESE ELECTIONS MUST BE RIGGED BY THE GOP/THE RUSSIANS/THE NAZIS/THE REPTILIANS!

 

[Hollywood Shabat Goy Yaro]

More money came into this race for the Dems from California than from sources in Georgia.   

[Nasekuchen]

What still delights me, and what will continue to delight me for years and years to come, is that those sorry wastrels on reddit still treat THE MOST POPULAR WEBPAGE OF THE INTERNET as their personal venting blog. All of their "kill the south" and "fuck white trash" hoopla gets put on blast forever, doing the kind of damage to their brand that republicans could only dream of doing. A cascading loop of meltdowns fueling their own destruction and irrelevance.

And theyre doing it for free.

[Duwango]

More money came into this race for the Dems from California than from sources in Georgia.   

The crossdressing pill poppers from Taxachusetts also funneled in a lot of money for Ossoff. Apparently they're not content with the fact their entire state is more decrepit than Detroit and want to project their failure onto the Deep South SJW-style, because of course they will.

[blasting_asshole]

The crossdressing pill poppers from Taxachusetts also funneled in a lot of money for Ossoff. Apparently they're not content with the fact their entire state is more decrepit than Detroit and want to project their failure onto the Deep South SJW-style, because of course they will.

How and what? Governor Baker is a republican. Seriously, I believe you in that some government shitlib(s) funneled in money for Ossoff but how? Blue dominance in Massachusetts is such a fucking mystery to me, considering we alternate evenly between D/R govenorship every 8 years and everywhere outside of Boston is relatively politically diverse.

Also, what's going on with the "crossdressing" accusation? I've been out of the loop on state troon legislation. I'm sure Fenway Health the faggot hospital is still allowed to discriminate by refusing service to straight people. Anything else sneaking into legislation?

[Duwango]

The crossdressing pill poppers from Taxachusetts also funneled in a lot of money for Ossoff. Apparently they're not content with the fact their entire state is more decrepit than Detroit and want to project their failure onto the Deep South SJW-style, because of course they will.

How and what? Governor Baker is a republican. Seriously, I believe you in that some government shitlib(s) funneled in money for Ossoff but how? Blue dominance in Massachusetts is such a fucking mystery to me, considering we alternate evenly between D/R govenorship every 8 years and everywhere outside of Boston is relatively politically diverse.

Also, what's going on with the "crossdressing" accusation? I've been out of the loop on state troon legislation. I'm sure Fenway Health the faggot hospital is still allowed to discriminate by refusing service to straight people. Anything else sneaking into legislation?

Taxachusetts only elects GOP governors frequently because Dems on there are hilariously incompetent with literally everything, except for power monopoly. They only haven't gone the way of Illinois just yet because of all of those endowment gibs from Harvard and many other diploma mills. Sad state of affairs, really, considering that MA was the birthplace of the Industrial Revolution in America.

Baker is a hapless pussy and controlled opposition, much like Romney, Weld and many other GOPe tokens in that state. He refused to endorse Trump even after being personally courted by Pence.

True, outside of Boston isn't exclusively pozzed, but it hardly matters because Taxachusetts is easily the most gerrymanded toilet in the country and state GOP won't do anything about it because they're neurotically afraid of being called racissss just for showing some spine. Otherwise it would've been purple in the very least.

Taxachusetts has gone the way of Cucknadia long before Cucknadia itself came up with the idea and they promote LGBTBBQ doctrine literally everywhere, even Kindergarten. And of course Romney not only allowed this but fully endorsed such sickfuckery.

[blasting_asshole]

Sad state of affairs, really, considering that MA was the birthplace of the Industrial Revolution.

and the birthplace of throwing rocks at niggers.

[Nig Disliker]

Bostonians fought hard to prevent school integration and bussing but they seem to be lifelong Democrats, even if the party treats them like shit for being white.

[a torrent of piss]

Eric Holder announced that he's going to run for president because only he can save america from it's addiction to hatred.

[Duwango]

Eric Holder announced that he's going to run for president because only he can save america from it's addiction to hatred.

Hilldawg and Crazy Uncle Joe will love that. Terrorism at Columbia University, Fast and Furious gun running, contempt of Congress and sedition against the Trump presidency should run well in ads.

[The Soys Of Summer]

Taxachusetts only elects GOP governors frequently because Dems on there are hilariously incompetent with literally everything, except for power monopoly. They only haven't gone the way of Illinois just yet because of all of those endowment gibs from Harvard and many other diploma mills. Sad state of affairs, really, considering that MA was the birthplace of the Industrial Revolution in America.

Baker is a hapless pussy and controlled opposition, much like Romney, Weld and many other GOPe tokens in that state. He refused to endorse Trump even after being personally courted by Pence.

True, outside of Boston isn't exclusively pozzed, but it hardly matters because Taxachusetts is easily the most gerrymanded toilet in the country and state GOP won't do anything about it because they're neurotically afraid of being called racissss just for showing some spine. Otherwise it would've been purple in the very least.

Taxachusetts has gone the way of Cucknadia long before Cucknadia itself came up with the idea and they promote LGBTBBQ doctrine literally everywhere, even Kindergarten. And of course Romney not only allowed this but fully endorsed such sickfuckery.

Most conservative people left New England a long time ago. Baker is worthless and unless you can afford to live in Newton or the North End than your surrounded by junkies and/or illegals .

Massachusetts is in the toilet and it's only a matter of time before the Chinese/Cosmopolitan money leaves and we go bankrupt like Illinois. The state is looking to implement "Sugary Drinks" and "Millionaires" taxes for a reason.

[J Dog]

It means there's a 70% chance Ossoff wins and a 30% chance that MATH IS DEAD AND DATA IS BROKEN.

— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) June 14, 2017

[Slacktivist]

what idiot is still paying nate silver

and really, the rest of the data pollsters who clearly haven't learned a fucking thing from the blunder of the century back in november

[Affirmative Action Hero]

Nate Cardboard has been downgraded to Nate Paper

[St. Pfeifengesicht]

Nate Cardboard has been downgraded to Nate Paper

At some point we gotta demote the guy from solid matter.

[The Trumpriarch]

Nate Cardboard has been downgraded to Nate Paper

At some point we gotta demote the guy from solid matter.

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