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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3200 on: December 16, 2017, 01:55:06 PM »
+5
for some reason I recall TenementFunster making me laugh once or twice

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3201 on: December 16, 2017, 02:04:53 PM »
+8
Hell of a rap sheet TB has, but I still think TenementFunster's is longer.

It shows how much SA has changed over the years.  Two probations over three years, then 60 in the last 12 months.

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3202 on: December 16, 2017, 02:09:02 PM »
+4
for some reason I recall TenementFunster making me laugh once or twice

Are you ready for another laugh? 115 probations/bans.

TypeDateHorrible JerkPunishment ReasonRequested ByApproved By
PROBATION08/10/17 10:39amTenementFunsterLol imagine writing this post in earnest. User loses posting privileges for 1 day.R. GuyovichFactsAreUseless
BAN03/12/17 03:19pmTenementFunsterDon't be an asshole in a thread you were told never to post in again, don't post in it at all.AlereonFactsAreUseless
PROBATION03/12/17 12:15pmTenementFunsterThis is a truly awful post by a truly awful poster. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.AlereonAlereon
PROBATION10/25/16 03:13pmTenementFunsterShitposting. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.CrazyLittleCrazyLittle
BAN09/25/16 05:42amTenementFunsterQuoted a picture of a penis.exmarxexmarx
PROBATION09/19/16 04:50amTenementFunsterDidn't post a picture in the picture thread. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.exmarxexmarx
PROBATION07/09/16 08:16pmTenementFunsterDidn't post a picture in the picture thread. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.exmarxexmarx
PROBATION06/27/16 08:25pmTenementFunsterNo pic? No post. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.Absurd AlhazredAbsurd Alhazred
PROBATION06/20/16 04:55pmTenementFunsterIn picture thread you must have picture or you cannot thread, sorry. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.Absurd AlhazredAbsurd Alhazred
PROBATION03/22/16 05:21amTenementFunsterNot actually an image. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.exmarxexmarx
PROBATION11/26/15 09:50pmTenementFunsterNever post in this thread again, all of your posts for the last two years have been garbage. User loses posting privileges for 1 day.AlereonLowtax
PROBATION02/21/15 03:53amTenementFunsterShit posting. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.BeetphyxiousRalp
PROBATION02/03/15 06:26pmTenementFunsterRequiescat in pace. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.gnarlyhotepgnarlyhotep
PROBATION10/14/14 01:05pmTenementFunsterF*cked up weirdo asking GBS for Child Pornography. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.I AM BRAWWI AM BRAWW
PROBATION09/04/14 05:11pmTenementFunsterContinued shitposting. User loses posting privileges for 1 week.blunt for centuryRalp
PROBATION08/24/14 06:53amTenementFunsterShitposting. User loses posting privileges for 1 day.blunt for centuryRalp
PROBATION08/18/14 08:21pmTenementFunsterShitposting. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.blunt for centuryCowcaster
PROBATION07/06/14 12:56amTenementFunsterWorthless post. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.blunt for centuryXyloJW
PROBATION05/07/14 11:29amTenementFunsterOh TenementFunster how I have missed you. But not in TGD. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.Invicta{HOG}, M.D.XyloJW
PROBATION03/04/14 10:50pmTenementFunsterTenementFunster. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.ShineRalp
PROBATION02/11/14 03:43amTenementFunsterJerks off to pictures of angela landsbury in a one piece swimsuit and is banned from his local antique stores for getting boners in their stores. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.Spanish ManloveSpanish Manlove
PROBATION02/10/14 12:25amTenementFunsterGood evening TF, lets test out these moderator buttons by writing my name on the Mod War Memorial known as tenementfunster.com. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.Spanish ManloveSpanish Manlove
PROBATION01/27/14 07:34amTenementFunsterTenementFunster. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.ShineThe Finn
PROBATION01/14/14 06:02pmTenementFunsterShitpost. User loses posting privileges for 1 day.Xanduangerbeet
PROBATION01/04/14 11:05amTenementFunsterLazy typing motherfucker. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.ShinePipski
PROBATION10/31/13 11:15amTenementFunsterDidn't see my name on your rapsheet and figured I needed to get in on it. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.Louisgodtoby
PROBATION10/26/13 02:55amTenementFunsterD'aaaaw I just can't say no to you! Wookit dat punim! *squish cheeks* User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.SilverSliverSilverSliver
PROBATION10/02/13 12:07amTenementFunsterFinally I get to put my own name on the TenenmentFunster rap sheet. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.CowcasterFistgrrl
PROBATION09/16/13 02:03pmTenementFunsterShift key. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.ShineFistgrrl
PROBATION09/06/13 12:28pmTenementFunsterTenementFunster. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.ShineThe Finn
PROBATION08/26/13 09:34pmTenementFunsterTenementFunster. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.ShineFistgrrl
PROBATION08/10/13 07:14pmTenementFunsterGive it up already! User loses posting privileges for 3 days.ThermopyleFistgrrl
PROBATION07/29/13 03:25pmTenementFunsterTenementFunster. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.ShineThe Finn
PROBATION06/25/13 03:37pmTenementFunsterTenementFunster. User loses posting privileges for 1 day.ShineThe Finn
PROBATION04/27/13 11:11pmTenementFunsterBeing TenementFunster. User loses posting privileges for 1 month.Downtown AbeyDebbie Metallica
PROBATION04/25/13 03:06pmTenementFunsterWelcome back! User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.tobytoby
PROBATION04/10/13 12:53pmTenementFunsterYou were all warned about political chat in the pics thread! User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.tobytoby
PROBATION11/26/12 11:42pmTenementFunsterLazy typing, but you get a two-day credit for not posting something really really really really really fucking dumb this time. User loses posting privileges for 1 day.ShineDebbie Metallica
PROBATION10/13/12 07:02pmTenementFunsterShift key. User loses posting privileges for 1 day.ShineDebbie Metallica
PROBATION10/05/12 11:16amTenementFunsterBeing TenementFunster. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.ShineDebbie Metallica
PROBATION09/30/12 11:39pmTenementFunsterBeing TenementFunster. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.ShineDebbie Metallica
PROBATION09/30/12 11:39pmTenementFunsterShitposting, and just plain rude, too! Damn, dude. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.A.s.P.Debbie Metallica
PROBATION08/21/12 03:31pmTenementFunsterEmptyquote, and it's TenementFunster. User loses posting privileges for 1 week.Senior WoodchuckThe Finn
PROBATION07/21/12 07:08pmTenementFunsterSorry buddy, in this forum we only support lbs if they are being lost or lifted. User loses posting privileges for 1 week.ShineDebbie Metallica
PROBATION06/20/12 04:12pmTenementFunsterMisspelling the name of a famous mongoose. User loses posting privileges for 1 week.ShineDebbie Metallica
PROBATION05/15/12 06:59amTenementFunsterLazy shitpost. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.ShineThe Finn
PROBATION06/16/11 02:11pmTenementFunsterLow effort TF, 2/10. How the great have fallen... User loses posting privileges for 3 days.ZorakThe Finn
PROBATION12/03/10 07:06pmTenementFunsterYou don't need to empty quote it twice, TF. Or at all. User loses posting privileges for 1 day.ZorakDebbie Metallica
PROBATION10/02/10 11:53amTenementFunsterReally boring TF shitpost. Snooooore. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.ZorakFistgrrl
PROBATION06/06/10 06:23pmTenementFunsterSweet content-less, unfunny shit post TF. Welcome back. User loses posting privileges for 1 day.ZorakDebbie Metallica
PROBATION05/05/10 09:22pmTenementFunsterAnother goatse link, how nice. User loses posting privileges for 1 month.tonelokThe Finn
PROBATION04/02/10 06:14pmTenementFunsterA Treatise on Low Effort Posting, as written by his Lordship Tenement R. Funster. User loses posting privileges for 1 day.ZorakFistgrrl
PROBATION04/01/10 10:55pmTenementFunsterToo heavy, TF, too heavy. User loses posting privileges for 12 hours.ZorakFistgrrl
PROBATION02/19/10 05:15amTenementFunsterI told you to stop derailing the thread and not to make it personal. As far as I can tell you've been derailing this megathread for like 48 hours straight. Occasional trolling is one thing, but this needs to stop. User loses posting privileges for 1 month.Mrs. BadcrumbleDebbie Metallica
PROBATION12/15/09 12:58pmTenementFunsterTERRRNERMERRARAARRRANTTTT FUNNNSTTTTERRRRRRR! User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.ZorakZorak
BAN09/05/09 01:55pmTenementFunsterProbably should pay us $10 per post.FistgrrlFistgrrl
PROBATION08/26/09 07:58amTenementFunsterYou generate roughly 300 reports per hour and I'm kinda tired of seeing your name. User loses posting privileges for 1 week.Lincoln`s Waxelpintogrande
PROBATION07/23/09 12:05amTenementFunsterYou showed them Haruhi fans whatfor, TF. User loses posting privileges for 1 day.Zorakangerbeet
PROBATION07/01/09 08:33amTenementFunsterNo punctuation whatsoever. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.evilweaselevilweasel
BAN05/21/09 08:16pmTenementFunsterYou're fucking worthless, you should've stayed permabanned.Lincoln`s WaxDebbie Metallica
PROBATION04/20/09 02:02pmTenementFunsterWelcome back. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.Lincoln`s WaxFistgrrl
PROBATION01/05/09 10:30pmTenementFunsterGodspeed sweet prince, may flights of angels sing thee to thy rest. Love from HD2K and LF krew. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.A BIG BAG OF KEYSA BIG BAG OF KEYS
PERMABAN01/05/09 09:16pmTenementFunsterRather than trying to figure out who the rapist is, who is telling the truth and who is just trying to start up stupid drama, we're just getting rid of everyone involved. Plus you have 18 bans and 35 probations so you should be gone anyhow.FragmasterFragmaster
PROBATION10/24/08 09:55pmTenementFunsterHey there, I just wanted to be a part of this fine and historic wall of ban and probation text, and since this is a 6 hour probation I'm hoping you are probably asleep and won't notice or care anyway, whowever you are. I'd like to give a shout out to YHVH, God of the Hebrews. Mom and Dad and Jaime thanks 4 all u do 4 me! User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.EarwickerEarwicker
BAN09/27/08 12:20pmTenementFunsterYou've been selected for a special trip to Annoying Asshole Island and the Colossal Faggot Keys! Enjoy your stay, cockbreath.Lincoln`s WaxFragmaster
PROBATION09/20/08 12:02amTenementFunsterThread shitting. User loses posting privileges for 1 week.Lincoln`s WaxDebbie Metallica
PROBATION08/24/08 09:24amTenementFunsterThat really wasn't necessary, Mr. Funster. Not at all. User loses posting privileges for 1 day.ZorakFistgrrl
BAN05/30/08 09:09pmTenementFunsterBye now!Lincoln`s WaxFistgrrl
PROBATION05/30/08 09:09pmTenementFunsterSome motherfuckers always want to ice skate uphill. User loses posting privileges for 1 month.Lincoln`s WaxFistgrrl
PROBATION12/28/07 04:49pmTenementFunsterI want a happy new year so fuck off. User loses posting privileges for 1 week.Lincoln`s WaxLowtax
BAN12/27/07 09:26pmTenementFunsterDo I even need a reason anymore?Lincoln`s WaxLowtax
PROBATION11/05/07 12:32pmTenementFunster30 days for your 30th probation, you abhorrent cunt. User loses posting privileges for 1 month.Lincoln`s WaxLowtax
BAN10/06/07 09:31pmTenementFunsterThese bannings bring us ever closer together.Lincoln`s WaxDebbie Metallica
BAN08/31/07 08:35pmTenementFunsterThanks for contributing.monkeyspankFistgrrl
PROBATION08/13/07 12:43pmTenementFunsterThanks for the massive, pointless derail. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.King HotpantsLowtax
PROBATION08/07/07 08:00amTenementFunsterSome people do not know when to shut up. You are those people. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.Lincoln`s WaxFistgrrl
BAN07/03/07 05:50pmTenementFunsterTrolling D&D.McCaineLowtax
BAN06/22/07 12:05amTenementFunsterTrolling D&D/Importing drama.McCaineDebbie Metallica
PROBATION05/29/07 12:59amTenementFunsterShitting up a perfectly good thread. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.King HotpantsLivestock
BAN05/25/07 04:47pmTenementFunsterBan #11.LowtaxLowtax
BAN05/01/07 07:19amTenementFunsterRacism. Not even funny racism. You had 9 bans, let's make that an even ten, shall we?King HotpantsFistgrrl
PROBATION03/30/07 08:35amTenementFunsterRacism and trolling. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.GendoLowtax
BAN03/28/07 03:39pmTenementFunsterIf assholes could fly, you'd be an Airbus A380.Lincoln`s WaxDebbie Metallica
PROBATION03/19/07 07:13pmTenementFunsterSpring break for sweet lady Funster. Go to the beach and be an asshole in real life. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.Lincoln`s WaxFistgrrl
PROBATION02/05/07 10:02amTenementFunsterAssiness. User loses posting privileges for 1 week.FistgrrlFistgrrl
PROBATION02/01/07 04:46pmTenementFunsterShit'n'run in D&D. User loses posting privileges for 1 day.ElotanaLowtax
PROBATION01/24/07 11:59amTenementFunsterIgnored warnings to keep things civil. User loses posting privileges for 1 day.Bizarro TobyFistgrrl
PROBATION01/18/07 12:22pmTenementFunsterTroll. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.AreYouInEris Is Goddess
PROBATION12/28/06 02:12amTenementFunsterYour insolence is wrecking my winter calm. User loses posting privileges for 1 week.Lincoln`s WaxDebbie Metallica
BAN10/13/06 11:20pmTenementFunsterOh look, tenement funster is trolling again! 7 bans & 18 probations, but I'm sure THIS time you'll change your ways, right?sigtrapEris Is Goddess
PROBATION10/13/06 11:20pmTenementFunsterPart two. At least we won't have to read your posts for a while. User loses posting privileges for 1 month.sigtrapEris Is Goddess
PROBATION08/02/06 12:38amTenementFunsterNo, he does not hate all Jews. Bye bye. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.some banned jerkLivestock
BAN07/19/06 12:36amTenementFunsterPart two.Debbie MetallicaDebbie Metallica
You've had 6 bans and 16 probations. Frankly, in my view you deserve a permaban but I know Lowtax is being lenient with those these days and I won't disappoint people on the forums by permabanning you only to have you show up in another couple of days anyway. Fine by me- I see a bright future full of bans for you and if you feel like continuing to be a jackass ( http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...6#post312259816is another example) then fine; we can profit off of your intense desire to do so.
PROBATION07/19/06 12:33amTenementFunsterPart one of a two-prong punishment. User loses posting privileges for 1 week.Debbie MetallicaDebbie Metallica
BAN06/26/06 08:51amTenementFunsterI'm going to ban you now for every worthless post you make until you either start contributing or stop reregistering. It's up to you.McCaineFistgrrl
PROBATION06/09/06 11:30amTenementFunsterTime out! User loses posting privileges for 12 hours.ElotanaFistgrrl
BAN06/07/06 08:49amTenementFunsterTrolling D&D/Doing the opposite of what a mod asked/Being a worthless poster who should not reregister.McCaineFistgrrl
PROBATION05/18/06 10:47amTenementFunsterThanks for your contribution! User loses posting privileges for 1 week.McCaineEris Is Goddess
PROBATION05/02/06 08:10pmTenementFunsterTrolling D&D. User loses posting privileges for 1 week.McCaineDebbie Metallica
PROBATION04/14/06 05:49pmTenementFunsterTrolling D&D. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.McCaineMayor Wilkins
BAN04/01/06 01:39pmTenementFunsterHeadshot.Lincoln`s WaxMayor Wilkins
PROBATION03/14/06 08:33amTenementFunsterTrolling D&D. User loses posting privileges for 1 week.McCaineEris Is Goddess
PROBATION01/31/06 02:12pmTenementFunsterTrolling D&D. User loses posting privileges for 1 week.McCaineEris Is Goddess
PROBATION10/10/05 01:49pmTenementFunsterTrolling D&D. User loses posting privileges for 1 month.McCaineDebbie Metallica
PROBATION07/20/05 08:12pmTenementFunsterTF, you're cruising for a bruising. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.FistgrrlFistgrrl
BAN07/13/05 04:28pmTenementFunsterMod sass.McCaineMayor Wilkins
PROBATION07/11/05 06:49pmTenementFunsterDon't randomly insinuate that people are racist for no reason. Especially when you are with one foot over the permaban line already. User loses posting privileges for 12 hours.McCaineMayor Wilkins
BAN06/19/05 01:52pmTenementFunsterYou've been on probation six times, and the reports on you just keep rolling in. Get out.Mayor WilkinsMayor Wilkins
PROBATION05/16/05 09:31pmTenementFunsterThat's the fifth probation for trolling in D&D in two months. Do try to put more effort into posting. User loses posting privileges for 1 week.McCaineOMGWTFBBQ
PROBATION04/02/05 01:14pmTenementFunsterTrolling D&D. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.McCaineOMGWTFBBQ
PROBATION03/24/05 05:10pmTenementFunsterBackseat modding. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.McCaineDebbie Metallica
PROBATION03/11/05 04:49pmTenementFunsterLeave the drama at the door. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.McCaineFistgrrl
PROBATION03/02/05 03:42pmTenementFunsterCheerleading in D&D. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.McCaineFistgrrl
PROBATION02/16/05 09:23amTenementFunsterShitting up The Firing Range. User loses posting privileges for 1 week.Lincoln`s WaxFistgrrl
BAN09/16/04 04:12pmTenementFunsterHey, now that all you bicycle guys are here:grzydjOMGWTFBBQ
Stop riding on the fucking road. Do you see me driving on bike paths? Not when I'm sober. Roads are for cars. Stay off them.

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3203 on: December 16, 2017, 02:11:39 PM »
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Convert Excel Spreadsheet into BBCode Tables

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3204 on: December 16, 2017, 02:48:49 PM »
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I thought I knew dumb when somebody would pay ten dollars to post on a forum, then I met the troon that did it again after being banned, then I saw the brokebrain faggots that have done it ten god damn times. And considering what faggots they are you know they have millennial whines about how hard it is to save money in this day and age...

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3205 on: December 16, 2017, 08:06:04 PM »
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Can you get some quotes? Can't view it if you aren't logged in

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Koalas March posted:
I keep getting asked about this, so I'm gonna put a short statement here.

I liked TB, we were buddies who were both biracial, worked in the same industry and have little patience for racism/sexism. I feel like I am obviously biased, so I'm gonna keep it short and just say that I'm bummed that one of the few black voices is gone on a forum where I've gotten PMs from POC saying that they aren't comfortable being 'out' here.

I really want to take this opportunity to say one thing: If there are any other POC or LGBT people who also feel uncomfortable being 'out', please PM me. I am always around to lend an ear and I got your back. Feedback is great for improvement and I'm trying to make sure TGRS is a welcoming place for minorities to feel comfortable being themselves and talking about shit that matters to them. I am also down for any constructive feedback from people in general.

That said...

RIP TB. Your rap sheet is legendary.

Ah yes, the mixed-race girls gotta stick together.

Tiny Brontosaurus racked up 64 probations or bans until the final permaban for #65. Holeee shit. Ahahah check out this awesome rap sheet:

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TypeDateHorrible JerkPunishment ReasonRequested ByApproved By
PERMABAN12/13/17 08:21amTiny BrontosaurusI don't know how many times you've been warned, but whatever number that is, it's more than enough. Bye.R. GuyovichLowtax
BAN10/27/17 12:30amTiny BrontosaurusTLC-Dont-Go-Chasing-Traffic.mp3.R. GuyovichLowtax
PROBATION10/27/17 12:30amTiny Brontosaurus[Laughs, heartily.] User loses posting privileges for 1 month.R. GuyovichLowtax
PROBATION10/12/17 06:37pmTiny BrontosaurusI asked to keep this out of the Bad With Money thread. Please post relating to the BWM topic or do not post in the thread. That now includes just coming in to attack others, unrelated to our dispute. If you are not satisfied with the result of our exchange, escalate it to the admins, but do not bring it in to the thread again. User loses posting privileges for 1 week.MoneyballSmythe
PROBATION10/12/17 04:43pmTiny BrontosaurusI am not discussing that here. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.MoneyballMoneyball
PROBATION10/06/17 01:03pmTiny BrontosaurusCool off for a few hours. In the meantime, I can be reached at sa.moneyball@gmail.com. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.MoneyballMoneyball
PROBATION09/25/17 04:33pmTiny BrontosaurusChillax darling. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.Koalas MarchKoalas March
PROBATION09/18/17 07:33amTiny BrontosaurusBeg pardon? User loses posting privileges for 3 days.R. Guyovichzen death robot
PROBATION09/14/17 08:55pmTiny BrontosaurusHa ha, jism! User loses posting privileges for 1 day.R. Guyovichzen death robot
PROBATION08/31/17 09:57amTiny BrontosaurusPlease stop ruining our beautiful thread. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.MoneyballLowtax
PROBATION08/27/17 11:12pmTiny BrontosaurusGreat sign-off. User loses posting privileges for 1 day.R. GuyovichLowtax
PROBATION07/18/17 12:29amTiny Brontosaurushttp://i.imgur.com/V0hURal.jpg Seriously making wild accusations like this isnít something Iím going to tolerate. I happen to know for a fact that admins have zero access to users credit card and other private info. Lowtax canít even get your full CC info from the processor. So you were either making shit up to try and badger someone into doing what you wanted or you need a mental health break from the forums. Youíre getting 30 days enforce you taking a break too. This has nothing to do with this post in particular but I had to pick something. User loses posting privileges for 1 month.zen death robotzen death robot
BAN07/18/17 12:28amTiny Brontosaurushttp://i.imgur.com/V0hURal.jpg Seriously making wild accusations like this isnít something Iím going to tolerate. I happen to know for a fact that admins have zero access to users credit card and other private info. Lowtax canít even get your full CC info from the processor. So you were either making shit up to try and badger someone into doing what you wanted or you need a mental health break from the forums. Youíre getting 30 days enforce you taking a break too. This has nothing to do with this post in particular but I had to pick something.zen death robotzen death robot
PROBATION07/13/17 01:05pmTiny BrontosaurusGREAT POST! User loses posting privileges for 3 days.R. GuyovichSmythe
PROBATION07/06/17 07:37amTiny BrontosaurusUser loses posting privileges for 1 day.R. GuyovichFactsAreUseless
PROBATION06/13/17 05:48pmTiny BrontosaurusI hate this. User loses posting privileges for 1 week.R. Guyovichzen death robot
BAN06/08/17 06:49pmTiny BrontosaurusFilling the forums with the effluvium of her personality disorder.Jeffrey of YOSPOSFactsAreUseless
PROBATION05/31/17 06:58pmTiny BrontosaurusAs one of "the poor," I feel comfortable in giving you six hours for continuing this. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.LITERALLY A BIRDLITERALLY A BIRD
PROBATION05/29/17 11:38amTiny BrontosaurusDick trauma. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.R. GuyovichR. Guyovich
PROBATION05/24/17 09:59pmTiny BrontosaurusA correct post that talked about another poster killing themselves. That part was less correct. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.R. GuyovichR. Guyovich
PROBATION05/11/17 05:59amTiny Brontosaurus"I know all you'll do is just continue your tantrum that some disagreeable facts snuck through your hood's eyeholes" is a really creative insult! Let's take a day to sit down, marvel at it, and then place it high on a shelf where it can't come down into the BWM thread for a good long while. User loses posting privileges for 1 day.pig slut lisaFactsAreUseless
PROBATION05/10/17 09:03pmTiny BrontosaurusWhy the hell would someone host a "tentacle rape party" anyway? What the fuck even is that? User loses posting privileges for 3 days. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.Koalas MarchKoalas March
PROBATION04/28/17 08:21amTiny BrontosaurusC'mon now. This is too far. User loses posting privileges for 1 day.FansFactsAreUseless
PROBATION04/22/17 08:00amTiny BrontosaurusTake it down a notch. User loses posting privileges for 1 day.blunt for centuryNyc_Tattoo
BAN03/08/17 01:31pmTiny BrontosaurusAbsolutely none of this shit it true. If you plan on spreading more lies about me yet again, I will permaban you.LowtaxLowtax
PROBATION02/18/17 01:50pmTiny BrontosaurusDon't rise to bait, just report 'em. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.FansFans
PROBATION02/16/17 03:08pmTiny BrontosaurusMean. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.BalooganBaloogan
PROBATION02/13/17 06:01pmTiny BrontosaurusCheerleading still against the rules, c'mon now. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.FansFans
PROBATION02/10/17 07:19pmTiny BrontosaurusEw. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.FansFans
PROBATION02/02/17 05:14amTiny BrontosaurusPersonal Attacks. User loses posting privileges for 1 day.FansFactsAreUseless
PROBATION01/29/17 03:15pmTiny BrontosaurusPersonal attacks. User loses posting privileges for 1 day.Fanszen death robot
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PROBATION01/09/17 06:56pmTiny BrontosaurusI said don't do this. User loses posting privileges for 1 week.slap me sillyLowtax
PROBATION01/09/17 06:49pmTiny BrontosaurusNo. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.slap me sillyslap me silly
PROBATION01/02/17 01:24pmTiny BrontosaurusIt would be pretty neat if you could engage in an argument without accusing the other party of sexual perversion. User loses posting privileges for 1 week.Absurd AlhazredFactsAreUseless
PROBATION01/02/17 12:55pmTiny BrontosaurusWhat. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.FactsAreUselessFactsAreUseless
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PROBATION12/11/16 11:36pmTiny BrontosaurusI think the problem is more that you didn't read that first guy's post properly, and then doubled down when it was pointed out to you. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.exmarxexmarx
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PROBATION11/12/16 03:25amTiny BrontosaurusThis is for carpet bombing and derailing a thread in the chill beerchat politics forum. Don't come back until you read the new rules in place. User loses posting privileges for 1 day.Lastgirlzen death robot
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PROBATION10/13/16 02:36pmTiny BrontosaurusI'm all for making fun of liberals but complaining about the thread you're in less so. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.FansFans
PROBATION10/01/16 08:06pmTiny BrontosaurusSpreading "SedanChair is white" bullshit. User loses posting privileges for 1 day.Absurd AlhazredFactsAreUseless
PROBATION07/18/16 08:50pmTiny BrontosaurusOther people post in USPol without starting a blazing row every time, why can't you? User loses posting privileges for 1 month.Fanszen death robot
PROBATION06/03/16 07:56pmTiny BrontosaurusAlso in case you re-reg, take another month off. User loses posting privileges for 1 month.FansShine
BAN06/03/16 07:56pmTiny BrontosaurusCan't learn, won't learn.FansShine
BAN04/26/16 03:07pmTiny BrontosaurusIf you are unable to engage with USPol without posting up a shitstorm, just refrain from doing so.Absurd AlhazredLowtax
PROBATION04/26/16 03:07pmTiny BrontosaurusCongratulations! Your vacation has been extended! User loses posting privileges for 1 month.Absurd AlhazredLowtax
BAN03/11/16 11:41amTiny BrontosaurusReally bad posting in USPol. One month off didn't help, so I guess it's ban time!Absurd AlhazredCowcaster
PROBATION03/11/16 11:41amTiny BrontosaurusAnd just in case you decide to immediately re-reg and continue shitposting, here's this, too. Use this time to learn some anger management or something. User loses posting privileges for 1 month.Absurd AlhazredCowcaster
PROBATION01/21/16 10:51amTiny BrontosaurusKeeps making real bad posts. User loses posting privileges for 1 month.exmarxCowcaster
PROBATION01/15/16 09:28pmTiny BrontosaurusContent-free personal attack. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.Absurd AlhazredShine
PROBATION01/09/16 10:47amTiny BrontosaurusExtraordinarily bad poster. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.exmarxCowcaster
PROBATION12/23/15 02:42pmTiny BrontosaurusA truly dreadful post. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.exmarxCowcaster
PROBATION12/04/15 11:38pmTiny BrontosaurusWorthless. User loses posting privileges for 1 day.exmarxzen death robot
PROBATION11/25/15 12:03pmTiny BrontosaurusThis is big on the personal attacks, but where's the argument? User loses posting privileges for 1 day.Absurd AlhazredLowtax
PROBATION10/04/13 01:13pmTiny BrontosaurusIrony. User loses posting privileges for 1 month.Downtown AbeyPipski
PROBATION09/22/13 05:30pmTiny BrontosaurusYou are so right! This is a dumb derail and it's definitely worthy of enforcement. Thanks! User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.NoniNoni

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3206 on: December 18, 2017, 12:32:04 PM »
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Just a general warning to cool it with "retard" as a pejorative, especially if you're referencing actual people with downs syndrome which is a pretty fucking lame move.  I'm sure you can all find far more creative and actually funny ways to make fun of stupid fighters doing stupid things, of which there is no shortage.

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3207 on: December 18, 2017, 02:11:38 PM »
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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3208 on: December 18, 2017, 07:20:24 PM »
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Just a general warning to cool it with "retard" as a pejorative, especially if you're referencing actual people with downs syndrome which is a pretty fucking lame move.  I'm sure you can all find far more creative and actually funny ways to make fun of stupid fighters doing stupid things, of which there is no shortage.

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3209 on: December 24, 2017, 08:01:05 PM »
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I thought I knew dumb when somebody would pay ten dollars to post on a forum, then I met the troon that did it again after being banned, then I saw the brokebrain faggots that have done it ten god damn times. And considering what faggots they are you know they have millennial whines about how hard it is to save money in this day and age...

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3210 on: December 26, 2017, 10:49:06 AM »
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I thought I knew dumb when somebody would pay ten dollars to post on a forum, then I met the troon that did it again after being banned, then I saw the brokebrain faggots that have done it ten god damn times. And considering what faggots they are you know they have millennial whines about how hard it is to save money in this day and age...

buying that custom title for brooklyn bruiser was the best 10 dollars i have ever spent

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3211 on: December 26, 2017, 03:06:58 PM »
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I thought I knew dumb when somebody would pay ten dollars to post on a forum, then I met the troon that did it again after being banned, then I saw the brokebrain faggots that have done it ten god damn times. And considering what faggots they are you know they have millennial whines about how hard it is to save money in this day and age...

buying that custom title for brooklyn bruiser was the best 10 dollars i have ever spent

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3212 on: December 26, 2017, 06:45:20 PM »
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Who doesn't though.  :jesse:

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3213 on: December 27, 2017, 10:04:10 PM »
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Not sure if this counts as a ban per se, but looks like the Slenderman Killers (stabbers?) caught a long-ass probation from society:

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On December 21, 2017, Anissa Weier was sentenced to up to 25 years in a state mental institution. She will have to serve a minimum of three more years at a state hospital, and then remain under state supervision for the rest of the sentence. Waukesha County Circuit Judge Michael Bohren ordered that her sentence be originated from the date of the crime, including time already served. Weier issued a brief statement of apology, where she admitted acceptance of responsibility for her role in the attack. She will be 37 years old at the conclusion of her sentence.[50][51]

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3214 on: January 12, 2018, 07:24:00 AM »
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i realize this is pretty mundane by 2018 SA standards, but a guy got a week's vacation with the reason "Jesus fuck, dude. Racist much?" simply for mentioning that many of the native american people he knows are alcoholics
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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3215 on: January 12, 2018, 07:23:02 PM »
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