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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #50 on: January 06, 2018, 02:04:21 PM »
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7. Dick Van Dyke

Oooooh, so close.  Dick's younger brother, Jerry Van Dyke, has died. 


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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #51 on: January 08, 2018, 11:37:20 PM »
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Under the wire here I go:

John McCain
Kelsey Grammer
The Queen
James earl jones
Kanye
Al Sharpton
Jesse Jackson
George HW Bush
Bill Clinton
Saul 'Slash' Hudson

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #52 on: January 09, 2018, 06:44:25 AM »
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This is like fantasy football.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #53 on: January 09, 2018, 08:34:00 AM »
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Kim Jong-Un:  Death by health problems related to obesity and hedonistic lifestyle. Or political assassination. Supposedly they can't even hide his health problems on state media. Has gout, diabetes etc. Had to miss memorial for father, despite never missing it in the past.

Donald Trump:  Getting kind of old, life expectancy for man in USA is 78. With obesity, 68. Add the stress of presidency and his unhealthy habits and he could have a problem. Also could be murdered by a Trump derangement syndrome sufferer.

Hillary Clinton:  Parkinson's or whatever else is wrong with her.

Stan Lee:  Old

Shmorky:  Fecal poisoning or suicide.

Stephen Hawking:  ALS. Miracle he has made it this long.

Mandy Mullen:  Sepsis from mouth infection or heart disease caused by gum disease. Could be dead already, haven't seen her post in a while, hope she is OK.

Boogie:  I know he doesn't count, but you can't have a list like this without him.

Pope Francis:  Foot fetish related injury or old age.

Lowtax and canuck-wife:  Murder suicide.






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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #54 on: January 09, 2018, 10:07:03 PM »
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John McCain - Brain cancer, duh. Also just because I want to get some fucking points for once.
Aretha Franklin
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Buzz Aldrin
George Soros
Lindsey Lohan
Macauley Culkin
Terry Crews
Mohammed bin Salman - murdered
Queen Elizabeth

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« Reply #55 on: January 09, 2018, 10:18:07 PM »
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Kim Jong-Un:  Death by health problems related to obesity and hedonistic lifestyle. Or political assassination. Supposedly they can't even hide his health problems on state media. Has gout, diabetes etc. Had to miss memorial for father, despite never missing it in the past.

Donald Trump:  Getting kind of old, life expectancy for man in USA is 78. With obesity, 68. Add the stress of presidency and his unhealthy habits and he could have a problem. Also could be murdered by a Trump derangement syndrome sufferer.

Hillary Clinton:  Parkinson's or whatever else is wrong with her.

Stan Lee:  Old

Shmorky:  Fecal poisoning or suicide.

Stephen Hawking:  ALS. Miracle he has made it this long.

Mandy Mullen:  Sepsis from mouth infection or heart disease caused by gum disease. Could be dead already, haven't seen her post in a while, hope she is OK.

Boogie:  I know he doesn't count, but you can't have a list like this without him.

Pope Francis:  Foot fetish related injury or old age.

Lowtax and canuck-wife:  Murder suicide.

Just a heads up, "Lowtax and Wife" are 2 people, if both die you only get the points for the one who dies first. from here on out, not using 1 slot for 2 people.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #56 on: January 10, 2018, 12:30:53 AM »
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Damnit, I forgot Ginsburg.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #57 on: January 13, 2018, 06:14:24 PM »
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For Olivia Nova, its not likely that becoming an adult film actress was her preferred choice for becoming a star. In an interview over the summer, the 20-year-old from Minnesota spoke about her short career in porn, revealing that her true desire was to become a singer in the retro soul tradition of Amy Winehouse.

Id go straight to Amy Winehouse, said the pretty brunette when asked in the Aug. 21 video interview whose music means the most to her.




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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #58 on: January 13, 2018, 07:26:16 PM »
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For Olivia Nova, its not likely that becoming an adult film actress was her preferred choice for becoming a star. In an interview over the summer, the 20-year-old from Minnesota spoke about her short career in porn, revealing that her true desire was to become a singer in the retro soul tradition of Amy Winehouse.

Id go straight to Amy Winehouse, said the pretty brunette when asked in the Aug. 21 video interview whose music means the most to her.




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It's pretty awesome that she gets to meet her idol.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #59 on: January 15, 2018, 01:13:02 PM »
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Dolores O'Riordan, the lady who you couldn't understand what she was saying on That One Cranberries Song. 46, unknown causes.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #60 on: January 15, 2018, 01:18:15 PM »
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Dolores O'Riordan, the lady who you couldn't understand what she was saying on That One Cranberries Song. 46, unknown causes.

54 points.
I liked The Cranberries. :(

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #61 on: January 15, 2018, 01:27:47 PM »
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Dolores O'Riordan, the lady who you couldn't understand what she was saying on That One Cranberries Song. 46, unknown causes.

54 points.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #62 on: January 15, 2018, 01:51:06 PM »
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I heard it was fast though; she didn't linger

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #63 on: January 15, 2018, 02:09:03 PM »
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She a gud boi

Her life changin erry day, in erry possible way

She havin dem dreams; dey never quite as dey seems

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« Reply #64 on: January 15, 2018, 02:10:00 PM »
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She a gud boi

Her life changin erry day, in erry possible way

She havin dem dreams; dey never quite as dey seems
But you're a dream to me. :allears:
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #65 on: January 15, 2018, 02:11:03 PM »
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It's going to be hard to find next of kin. They keep saying, "But you see, it's not me. It's not my family," when they're contacted.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #66 on: January 15, 2018, 02:16:28 PM »
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She died of organ failure.

She clearly said, "you have my heart, so don't hurt me."
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #67 on: January 15, 2018, 09:12:40 PM »
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i cant believe sinead oconnor outlived her
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #68 on: January 16, 2018, 01:32:12 PM »
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Racecar driver Dan Gurney dead at age 86. 14 points.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #69 on: January 23, 2018, 10:04:50 AM »
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Sad news today.  The eldest and most popular Teletubby, Tinky Winky, has died.





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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #70 on: January 23, 2018, 10:52:41 PM »
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Big money right here if you're the rare sci-fi/60s South African jazz outfit fan:

Ursula K. Le Guin, Taoist heretic, shitlib, mean old lady, and occasional writer



and

Hugh Ramapolo Masekela, musician and guy who wrote that song from the Anchorman 2 commercials.



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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #71 on: January 31, 2018, 02:23:06 AM »
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The former "Glee" star was awaiting sentencing after pleading guilty to possession of child pornography involving prepubescent minors.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #72 on: January 31, 2018, 05:24:03 AM »
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How fucking uncomfortable is this shit? What a fucking degen shit pile is that show.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #73 on: January 31, 2018, 06:09:27 AM »
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Glee was SO PROGRESSIVE AND TOLERANT that it made the Burger King Kids Club look like the KKK by comparison.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
« Reply #74 on: January 31, 2018, 07:39:46 AM »
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Oh shit! Glee didn't meet your closeted homosexual masquerading as alpha male on niggerdeath forum expectations? Tell me more about how Glee on ABC Family's primetime slot might have been a wee bit too progressive.
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