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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #75 on: January 13, 2018, 12:24:13 PM »
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Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining aren’t funny and will never be relevant or popular.
Angry bugman thinks he’s the arbiter of what people can post lol kill you’re self


Agreed. Please end your life immediately, bugman.

What are you even talking about

sorry, i thought you spoke enough english to understand the phrase 'please end your life immediately'. here, let me to translate into your mother tongue via google's english-to-insectoid translator:

clik-clik-chirp-breeeEEEEEEETT

hope that helps, now skitter away back to your fat queen wife and the nest of larvae she squeezed out for you.

Oh another joke you need to explain in order for it to be “funny”

 boy your very funny and hilarious

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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #76 on: January 13, 2018, 12:28:03 PM »
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Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining aren’t funny and will never be relevant or popular.
Angry bugman thinks he’s the arbiter of what people can post lol kill you’re self


Agreed. Please end your life immediately, bugman.

What are you even talking about

sorry, i thought you spoke enough english to understand the phrase 'please end your life immediately'. here, let me to translate into your mother tongue via google's english-to-insectoid translator:

clik-clik-chirp-breeeEEEEEEETT

hope that helps, now skitter away back to your fat queen wife and the nest of larvae she squeezed out for you.

Oh another joke you need to explain in order for it to be “funny”

 boy your very funny and hilarious
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdzahA11YDo" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdzahA11YDo</a>


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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #77 on: January 13, 2018, 01:34:50 PM »
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Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining aren’t funny and will never be relevant or popular.
Angry bugman thinks he’s the arbiter of what people can post lol kill you’re self


Agreed. Please end your life immediately, bugman.

What are you even talking about

sorry, i thought you spoke enough english to understand the phrase 'please end your life immediately'. here, let me to translate into your mother tongue via google's english-to-insectoid translator:

clik-clik-chirp-breeeEEEEEEETT

hope that helps, now skitter away back to your fat queen wife and the nest of larvae she squeezed out for you.

Oh another joke you need to explain in order for it to be “funny”

 boy your very funny and hilarious
IRL footage of Proc's immediate family
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdzahA11YDo" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdzahA11YDo</a>

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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #78 on: January 13, 2018, 01:40:05 PM »
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Pretty sure this belongs here...




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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #79 on: January 13, 2018, 01:45:59 PM »
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Jesus Christ. I had to see this, so you fuckers must suffer as well.


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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #80 on: January 13, 2018, 02:11:19 PM »
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Here's the original tweet. The replies are equal parts funny and cringeworthy.


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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #81 on: January 13, 2018, 03:31:39 PM »
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Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining aren’t funny and will never be relevant or popular.
Angry bugman thinks he’s the arbiter of what people can post lol kill you’re self


Agreed. Please end your life immediately, bugman.

What are you even talking about

sorry, i thought you spoke enough english to understand the phrase 'please end your life immediately'. here, let me to translate into your mother tongue via google's english-to-insectoid translator:

clik-clik-chirp-breeeEEEEEEETT

hope that helps, now skitter away back to your fat queen wife and the nest of larvae she squeezed out for you.

Oh another joke you need to explain in order for it to be “funny”

 boy your very funny and hilarious

thank heavens one of the most bland and milquetoast posters on niggerdeath dot com is here to arbitrate what is and isn't funny.

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« Reply #82 on: January 13, 2018, 03:58:11 PM »
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thank heavens one of the most bland and milquetoast posters on niggerdeath dot com is here to arbitrate what is and isn't funny.

Indeed.

Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining aren’t funny and will never be relevant or popular.

lol @ grandpa and the mexican wet blanket that has yet to make a funny post trying to dictate what is and isn't funny
You're absolutely right. And we look to you to set the standard. Perhaps you could refer us to some of your more humorous posts. I am certain we will all find your wit to be uproariously hilarious.

That post where I called you a hick from a flyover state and said your parents looked like the models for American gothics was pretty well received, why not start there? It may not get as many belly laughs from you as a good Archie comic or Doonesbury but should provide a solid point of reference
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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #83 on: January 13, 2018, 04:06:33 PM »
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 It's a universal fact you're unfunny, that's different.

Edit: same with proc, who is too dumb and autistic to grasp that calling someone a bugman could be imparting insect like characteristics on them in a derogatory way and needs an explanation.
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« Reply #84 on: January 13, 2018, 04:13:57 PM »
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i thought "soyboy collective" was supposed to refer to specimens posted in the thread, not the posters themselves  :clint:
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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #85 on: January 13, 2018, 04:28:14 PM »
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Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining aren’t funny and will never be relevant or popular.
Angry bugman thinks he’s the arbiter of what people can post lol kill you’re self


Agreed. Please end your life immediately, bugman.

What are you even talking about

sorry, i thought you spoke enough english to understand the phrase 'please end your life immediately'. here, let me to translate into your mother tongue via google's english-to-insectoid translator:

clik-clik-chirp-breeeEEEEEEETT

hope that helps, now skitter away back to your fat queen wife and the nest of larvae she squeezed out for you.

Oh another joke you need to explain in order for it to be “funny”

 boy your very funny and hilarioush

thank heavens one of the most bland and milquetoast posters on niggerdeath dot com is here to arbitrate what is and isn't funny.

Literally mad because you have to be told it’s not funny when you have to explain esoteric memes lol come the fuck on man

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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #86 on: January 13, 2018, 04:30:10 PM »
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It's a universal fact you're unfunny, that's different.

Edit: same with proc, who is too dumb and autistic to grasp that calling someone a bugman could be imparting insect like characteristics on them in a derogatory way and needs an explanation.

I’m not sure I understand this maybe it’ll be funnier if you explain it to me at length.

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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #87 on: January 13, 2018, 04:39:41 PM »
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LITERALLY A AUTIST vs. The Rock' & Proc Connection in a handicapped match

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« Reply #88 on: January 13, 2018, 05:07:10 PM »
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LITERALLY A AUTIST vs. The Rock' & Proc Connection in a handicapped match


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« Reply #89 on: January 13, 2018, 06:47:07 PM »
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LITERALLY A AUTIST vs. The Rock' & Proc Connection in a handicapped match

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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #90 on: January 13, 2018, 07:07:23 PM »
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LITERALLY A AUTIST vs. The Rock' & Proc Connection in a handicapped match

The Fussy Eater vs the Garden Weeder, watch Verbal Discourse at its Mildest.



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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #91 on: January 13, 2018, 10:04:46 PM »
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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #92 on: January 14, 2018, 12:09:19 AM »
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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #93 on: January 14, 2018, 12:22:37 AM »
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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #94 on: January 14, 2018, 05:12:28 AM »
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Irl you’re Noted Crimigrant Doublenigger Dave

Fyi he's been upgraded (downgraded?) to Triplenigger Dave. Who knows to which sordid depths he'd need to sink to become Quadruplenigger. Let us hope we never find out.

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« Reply #95 on: January 14, 2018, 11:16:24 AM »
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Irl you’re Noted Crimigrant Doublenigger Dave

Fyi he's been upgraded (downgraded?) to Triplenigger Dave. Who knows to which sordid depths he'd need to sink to become Quadruplenigger. Let us hope we never find out.

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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #96 on: January 14, 2018, 02:35:11 PM »
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In all seriousness, I apologize for interrupting the flow of the thread but Dave is a nigger

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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #97 on: January 14, 2018, 03:29:30 PM »
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I think I’m going to post a counter thread titled “Shut up, Faggots.”










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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #98 on: January 14, 2018, 08:50:19 PM »
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In this case, “BJ” probably means the new Wolfenstein.

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« Reply #99 on: January 14, 2018, 11:30:30 PM »
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