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Re: Our embarrassing little brother: The Canada Thread
« Reply #50 on: January 13, 2017, 11:53:24 PM »
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Canada's economic growth is currently based on a real estate bubble.  When it crashes it's going to take most of our middle class and a good chunk of our retirees out of social security and into poverty.  If I could get permanent residency in the US I'd absolutely take it.

Friends of mine live in Vancouver and tell me there are approximately 500 million Chinese buying up everything they can, to the point where a shitty 3 bedroom split-level ranch runs around $2.5 mil these days.  Insanity.

Interesting, the Chinese are fleeing the US and going to Canada. Because Canada is run buy a big cuck who unironically said "if you kill your enemies they win" the Chinese will get everything they want. Looks like I should add "collapse of the Canadian economy" to the prediction list for 2017.
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Re: Our embarrassing little brother: The Canada Thread
« Reply #51 on: January 14, 2017, 08:49:07 AM »
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Canada's economic growth is currently based on a real estate bubble.  When it crashes it's going to take most of our middle class and a good chunk of our retirees out of social security and into poverty.  If I could get permanent residency in the US I'd absolutely take it.

Friends of mine live in Vancouver and tell me there are approximately 500 million Chinese buying up everything they can, to the point where a shitty 3 bedroom split-level ranch runs around $2.5 mil these days.  Insanity.

Interesting, the Chinese are fleeing the US and going to Canada. Because Canada is run buy a big cuck who unironically said "if you kill your enemies they win" the Chinese will get everything they want. Looks like I should add "collapse of the Canadian economy" to the prediction list for 2017.

From what they tell me, the way it works is to buy the shitty 3 bedroom ranch, raze the lot, build the biggest shitbox McMansion you can on the lot, and then flip it 6 months later for 40-50% more than you originally paid.  They don't even care about the houses they buy, they just want the plats in what are deemed to be choice locations.  All the chinks want to live in Richmond, just outside of Vancouver, because phonetically, it sounds sort of like "rich man", and houses with 8s in the number can command a premium because 8 is a very lucky number to the Chinese.

4 is a very unlucky number though, so I don't know how much of a premium a house with a street address of 1488 would gather.

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Re: Our embarrassing little brother: The Canada Thread
« Reply #52 on: January 14, 2017, 12:10:55 PM »
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From what they tell me, the way it works is to buy the shitty 3 bedroom ranch, raze the lot, build the biggest shitbox McMansion you can on the lot, and then flip it 6 months later for 40-50% more than you originally paid. 

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Re: Our embarrassing little brother: The Canada Thread
« Reply #53 on: January 14, 2017, 12:20:12 PM »
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there is section 8 on either side of my neighborhood, and one random asian lady that stands in the middle of the street and does jumping jacks and looks terrified and asleep-while-awake when you pass her doing her calisthenics routine.  wish her entire extended family would do to the sec 8 what canadian chinks are doing to Vancouver

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Re: Our embarrassing little brother: The Canada Thread
« Reply #54 on: January 14, 2017, 12:40:24 PM »
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Re: Our embarrassing little brother: The Canada Thread
« Reply #55 on: January 15, 2017, 11:43:46 PM »
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Re: Our embarrassing little brother: The Canada Thread
« Reply #56 on: February 06, 2017, 04:40:46 PM »
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This may be the funniest story of all time.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/worried-trump-asylum-seekers-walk-cold-road-canada-183626789.html

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Worried about Trump, asylum seekers walk cold road to Canada

By Rod Nickel and Anna Mehler Paperny

WINNIPEG, Manitoba/BUFFALO, New York (Reuters) - Refugees in the United States fearing a worsening climate of xenophobia in the wake of a divisive U.S. presidential campaign are flocking to Canada in growing numbers.

Manitoba's Welcome Place refugee agency helped 91 claimants between Nov. 1 and Jan. 25 - more than the agency normally sees in a year. Most braved the freezing prairie winter to walk into Canada.

"We haven't had something before like this," said Maggie Yeboah, president of the Ghanaian Union of Manitoba, which has helped refugees get medical attention and housing. "We don't know what to do."

A temporary restraining order by a U.S. judge of President Donald Trump's executive order that blocked nationwide the implementation of key parts of the travel ban has provided a reprieve for refugees trying to come to the United States.

But Canadian advocacy organizations are bracing for a greater influx of asylum-seekers, driven in part by the contrast between the ruling Liberal government's acceptance of Syrian refugees in Canada with Trump's anti-foreigner rhetoric.

"They will make a dash for Canada, whether they are going to go through cold weather to die or not," said Abdikheir Ahmed, a Somali immigrant in Manitoba's capital Winnipeg who helps refugees make claims.

Since late summer, 27 men from Ghana walked to Manitoba from the United States, Yeboah said. Two lost all their fingers to frostbite in December and nearly froze to death.

More than 7,000 refugee applicants entered Canada in 2016 through land ports of entry from the United States, up 63 percent from the previous year, according to Canada Border Services Agency (CBSA).

Over 2,000 more entered "irregularly" during a similar time period, without official authorization, such as across unmonitored fields.

Four hundred and thirty asylum seekers crossed Manitoba's border irregularly in the first nine months of 2016-17, up from 340 the entire previous year, CBSA said.

"The U.S. presidential campaign, putting undocumented immigrants and refugees in the spotlight, terrified them," said Ghezae Hagos, counselor at Welcome Place. "The election and inauguration of Mr. Trump appears to be the final reason for those who came mostly last month."

In Quebec, 1,280 refugee claimants irregularly entered between April 2016 and January 2017, triple the previous year's total.

In British Columbia and Yukon, 652 people entered Canada irregularly in 2016, more than double the previous year.

More of these people would enter at border crossings, advocates say, if Canada didn't have a policy of turning many of them away when they do. The 2004 Canada-U.S. Safe Third Country Agreement requires people to apply for asylum in the first of the two countries they arrive in. Advocates argue the agreement inadvertently encourages people to dangerously sneak into Canada and make a claim rather than be rebuffed at the border.

If the government doesn't abandon this agreement, they say, it could find itself in court.

The number of refugee applicants crossing the land border under exceptions to the Safe Third Country Agreement has risen by 16 percent in the first nine months of 2016 compared to the same time period the year before.

In Buffalo, New York, hundreds of people are streaming through Vive, a shelter that helps refugee applicants to Canada.

Vive’s client numbers, including long-time U.S. residents and refugees, spiked last summer and have stayed consistently high since – two or three times what they’d normally see a year or two ago. Vive's Canadian service manager Mariah Walker expects to see even more.

"Clients are definitely spooked by (Trump's) executive orders," said Walker.

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Prime Minister Trudeau took office in 2015 on a commitment to admit tens of thousands of Syrian refugees.

"While the majority of the world is turning their backs and building walls, the fact that Trudeau took this bold humanitarian goal put [Canada] on the map," said Chris Friesen, director of settlement services at Immigrant Services Society of British Columbia.

But this year, Canada plans to take only 7,500 government-assisted refugees - less than half last year's number. People eager to sponsor refugees find themselves waiting years to do so.

Anisa Hussein, 20, and Lyaan Mohammed, 19, hired a smuggler to take them from Somalia to Minneapolis in August, where they planned to settle in a large Somali community. But Trump's anti-refugee rhetoric frightened them into traveling to Manitoba days later.

"(Trump) said he would turn away the refugees and we would go back to Somalia," said Mohammed, peeking timidly from behind the hood of a thick parka she received in Canada for winter. "We were so scared. We just wanted to be [in] a safe place."

They rode a bus and taxi to North Dakota, then walked for hours into Emerson, Manitoba and filed refugee claims.

They might have been able to cross at a port of entry if Canada's policies were different, says Canadian Council for Refugees executive director Janet Dench.

Her organization, as well as Amnesty International and the Canadian Civil Liberties Association, are demanding Canada abandon the Safe Third Country Agreement: Trump's United States is no safe haven, they argue.

The government is standing by the agreement, Immigration Minister Ahmed Hussen told the House of Commons last week.

If the government doesn't act, Dench said, her group will sue.

"We are talking about people’s charter rights. … So, yes, we would expect to see something in the courts."

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Yes, our Canadian brothers, change your laws.  Open your doors to more refugees because a bunch of stupid Africans nearly died walking through an idyllic forest.

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Re: Our embarrassing little brother: The Canada Thread
« Reply #57 on: February 06, 2017, 05:06:51 PM »
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The Canadians have a real estate bubble and when it pops, it's gonna be glorious.

Does anyone remember the shameful Obama-like answer Trudeau gave to a journalist who asked him why he was buddying up with the chinks from China's communist party and not calling them out on human rights abuses?

It was something along the lines of "Well, Canada has a long way to go when it comes to human rights too"; like goddamn, no self respect for himself or his country whatsoever.
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Re: Our embarrassing little brother: The Canada Thread
« Reply #58 on: February 06, 2017, 05:26:54 PM »
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Somali rapefugees in Canada. It will be like releasing retarded sharks into a pool of autistic eels.

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Re: Our embarrassing little brother: The Canada Thread
« Reply #59 on: February 06, 2017, 05:31:08 PM »
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Canada is at least a big enough place that if things get out of hand you can always ship the somalis up north close to greenland and let nature take it's course.

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Re: Our embarrassing little brother: The Canada Thread
« Reply #60 on: February 06, 2017, 06:43:40 PM »
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No worries, the white cacucks that inhabit most of Canada will gladly hand over the keys to their houses to these helpless refugees and board the trains to the Yukon themselves!

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Re: Our embarrassing little brother: The Canada Thread
« Reply #61 on: February 06, 2017, 07:12:16 PM »
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BC and Alberta: It is still not too late to correct the mistakes of your eastern brethren and join the United States.

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Re: Our embarrassing little brother: The Canada Thread
« Reply #62 on: February 06, 2017, 08:00:54 PM »
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They don't know what to do or how to handle the influx in all 82 refugees? Fuckin seriously?

Shrug your shoulders and go "alright, welcome to Manitoba eh. Have at er."

They can go "survive in the wilderness" without fear of warfare or American xenophobia.

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Re: Our embarrassing little brother: The Canada Thread
« Reply #63 on: February 06, 2017, 08:24:32 PM »
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Somali rapefugees in Canada. It will be like releasing retarded sharks into a pool of autistic eels.

They're already here.  Who do you think stabs everyone in Ottawa (check the names)?

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Re: Our embarrassing little brother: The Canada Thread
« Reply #64 on: February 06, 2017, 08:43:51 PM »
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BC and Alberta: It is still not too late to correct the mistakes of your eastern brethren and join the United States.

Fuck BC. We don't want their chinks.

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Re: Our embarrassing little brother: The Canada Thread
« Reply #65 on: February 06, 2017, 09:23:50 PM »
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I really honestly hope Canada rejects them. Every single refugee Canada takes is a victory for them, proving how much more enlightened they are and how barbaric we are. Each new name added to the welfare list being death by a million pinpricks.

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Re: Our embarrassing little brother: The Canada Thread
« Reply #66 on: February 06, 2017, 09:39:11 PM »
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BC and Alberta: It is still not too late to correct the mistakes of your eastern brethren and join the United States.

British Columbia is already owned by the Chinese.

Alberta seems to be the only province that makes Canada any money but seems to be irreparably pozzed: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naheed_Nenshi, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rachel_Notley


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Re: Our embarrassing little brother: The Canada Thread
« Reply #67 on: February 06, 2017, 09:53:44 PM »
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I'm fine with chinks. They're good people.

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Re: Our embarrassing little brother: The Canada Thread
« Reply #68 on: February 06, 2017, 10:00:23 PM »
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I'm fine with chinks. They're good people.

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Re: Our embarrassing little brother: The Canada Thread
« Reply #69 on: February 06, 2017, 10:09:00 PM »
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I've literally never met one that wasn't friendly and hard working. Maybe all the bad chinks end up on the west coast for some reason.

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Re: Our embarrassing little brother: The Canada Thread
« Reply #70 on: February 06, 2017, 10:13:10 PM »
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BC and Alberta: It is still not too late to correct the mistakes of your eastern brethren and join the United States.

British Columbia is already owned by the Chinese.

Alberta seems to be the only province that makes Canada any money but seems to be irreparably pozzed: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naheed_Nenshi, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rachel_Notley

keep in mind tho that alberta was dominated by conservatives for 44 straight years until rachel nutley got elected. sadly this was kind of inevitable but i dont think it will last long there because alberta is conservative as hell and is rejecting the new premier more and more.

ontario has the country's least popular premier, faggit kathleen wynne who keeps mismanaging provincial funds at our expense. ontario has a debt of $300 billion and growing. naturally, she only has a 20% approval rating atm and will lose big in next year's provincial election to an unmarried neo-cuck career politician who's been cucking and bending back over to the left and casting himself as an uninspiring boring faggot in preparation for his run for premier.

The most personal and illuminating of the three has Brown in an open-collar shirt with his sleeves rolled up, speaking about overcoming a childhood stutter.

“When I was young I struggled with a severe speech impediment,” he says in the commercial, released shortly after he opened up about his stutter to the Star’s Kristin Rushowy in a front-page story.

“Just the thought of talking terrified me.”

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Herle found Brown is politically vulnerable if Ontarians know that as a Conservative MP he voted to repeal same-sex marriage and wanted to reopen the abortion debate. (He now supports marriage equality and is pro-choice.)

Liberal polling also suggested the Tory chief’s previous opposition to the updated sex education curriculum — before changing his position last summer — and his stance on carbon pricing could be problematic for him.

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Privately, some Conservatives are concerned about the tack.

“What’s the brand exactly? That our guy is a stutter survivor? The problem is it shows how little we have to work with. He’s 38 years old, not married, no kids, and has only ever been a politician,” said one Tory, speaking on condition of anonymity to discuss party strategy.

“I’m not sure it’s enough to say that voters will still hate Kathleen Wynne in 18 months because they’re mad about hydro (rates).”

who the fuck chose this guy to lead anything, let alone a major political party. i hate this fucking place sometimes i swear.

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Re: Our embarrassing little brother: The Canada Thread
« Reply #71 on: February 06, 2017, 10:14:57 PM »
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I've literally never met one that wasn't friendly and hard working. Maybe all the bad chinks end up on the west coast for some reason.

rich ppl from china buy up properties in vancouver and toronto and sell them back at much higher prices

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Re: Our embarrassing little brother: The Canada Thread
« Reply #72 on: February 06, 2017, 10:16:15 PM »
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No worries, the white cacucks that inhabit most of Canada will gladly hand over the keys to their houses to these helpless refugees and board the trains to the Yukon themselves!

The hilarious blackfire here would be that shortly after colonizing and building up the Yukon to be a nice and tolerable place, they'd be I love cock more than morally compelled does to import the rapidly growing jungle bunny population from the horrible wreckage of their former country, causing them to evacuate and colonize even further north and start the cuck circle anew.
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Re: Our embarrassing little brother: The Canada Thread
« Reply #73 on: February 06, 2017, 10:20:48 PM »
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rich ppl from china buy up properties in vancouver and toronto and sell them back at much higher prices
I would do this if I could. Fuck Vancouver and Toronto.

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Re: Our embarrassing little brother: The Canada Thread
« Reply #74 on: February 06, 2017, 10:35:35 PM »
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I've literally never met one that wasn't friendly and hard working. Maybe all the bad chinks end up on the west coast for some reason.
Hard working, maybe, but lol @ friendly.