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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democrat party
« Reply #575 on: June 04, 2018, 04:47:05 PM »
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Biden is the only one that has any chance whatsoever of winning. Anyone else means a landslide Trump victory. They have no options at all. I can't imagine they'd double down on the nonsense and pick Warren or Harris but I sure hope they do.

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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democrat party
« Reply #576 on: June 04, 2018, 04:47:47 PM »
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Biden is a corporate tool (aka The Man from MBNA) who is incapable of not making constant gaffes. Even his fellow Dems will admit that he says a lot of dumb things. The gentleman from fucking Delaware complained about corporations having offshore organizations for tax purposes on the grounds that it was preposterous that the same building be home to 10k corps. The shit he inadvertently says about black people would have gotten any R thrown out of congress. The only reason he was picked as BO's VP was as an insurance policy/deadman switch. He's already almost 80. Joe Biden is not a serious contender.

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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democrat party
« Reply #577 on: June 04, 2018, 06:26:05 PM »
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uh-oh. looks like all them democrats who howled and screamed for a jungle primary system might be regretting what they wished for:

https://www.npr.org/2018/06/04/616917794/sen-dianne-feinstein-faces-challenge-from-fellow-democrat-in-california-primary


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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democrat party
« Reply #578 on: June 04, 2018, 06:28:22 PM »
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The dem leadership is ancient and senial. This will be a fun shit show.
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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democrat party
« Reply #579 on: June 04, 2018, 07:22:29 PM »
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The 2020 Democrat primary is going to be fucking awesome to watch:

- Kamala Harris doing her best "oh no he di'int" act on stage
- Elizabeth Warren pretending to be #woke to the point of pure cringe
- Cory Booker ripping off Obama's speeches but failing to land a single punch or say anything memorable.  People will forget the nigga even exists.
- Joe Biden smiling while in his head, thinking, "fucking niggers"

Even better is that the media will fall over themselves to praise how smart, tough, and diverse these candidates all are.  Surely Blumpf is quaking in his boots.  The latest polls now show Texas in play!  Every candidate will be kissing Obama's ass, while nobody wants Clinton's endorsement.  It will be as if she doesn't exist, something that will hit her as all too real as she lays all strokey in her Chappaqua mansion as she watches CNN.

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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democrat party
« Reply #580 on: June 04, 2018, 11:46:35 PM »
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The 2020 Democrat primary is going to be fucking awesome to watch:

- Kamala Harris doing her best "oh no he di'int" act on stage
- Elizabeth Warren pretending to be #woke to the point of pure cringe
- Cory Booker ripping off Obama's speeches but failing to land a single punch or say anything memorable.  People will forget the nigga even exists.
- Joe Biden smiling while in his head, thinking, "fucking niggers"

Even better is that the media will fall over themselves to praise how smart, tough, and diverse these candidates all are.  Surely Blumpf is quaking in his boots.  The latest polls now show Texas in play!  Every candidate will be kissing Obama's ass, while nobody wants Clinton's endorsement.  It will be as if she doesn't exist, something that will hit her as all too real as she lays all strokey in her Chappaqua mansion as she watches CNN.

Hilldawg is 100% going to run, Bernie too. I can't wait to watch the DNC torpedo the strong black candidates and Bernie flirt with an independent run.

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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democrat party
« Reply #581 on: June 05, 2018, 12:01:04 AM »
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Hillary will absolutely run again. If she draws breath, she's running.

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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democrat party
« Reply #582 on: June 05, 2018, 12:27:01 AM »
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She's totally going to do a "haha no i am not running! i dont know anything about this exploratory committee! why would you ask me such a question on my listening tour of iowa new hampshire and south carolina?"

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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democrat party
« Reply #583 on: June 05, 2018, 01:33:36 AM »
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Biden is a corporate tool (aka The Man from MBNA) who is incapable of not making constant gaffes. Even his fellow Dems will admit that he says a lot of dumb things. The gentleman from fucking Delaware complained about corporations having offshore organizations for tax purposes on the grounds that it was preposterous that the same building be home to 10k corps. The shit he inadvertently says about black people would have gotten any R thrown out of congress. The only reason he was picked as BO's VP was as an insurance policy/deadman switch. He's already almost 80. Joe Biden is not a serious contender.

What he said about Republicans wanting to put black people back in chains was utterly scandalous and outrageous.  In any reasonable political climate, that would have been a major scandal and forced an apology from him.

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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democrat party
« Reply #584 on: June 05, 2018, 06:45:07 AM »
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Kamala Harris is the queen of *asks a multi-tiered question that absolutely cannot be answered with a simple yes or no answer* "Just answer, yes or no."

She has built her Congressional career on grandstanding. Well, that and interrupting people when they are trying to answer her questions, but in reality they go hand in hand.


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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democrat party
« Reply #585 on: June 13, 2018, 04:07:14 AM »
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Murderland deserves to get swarmed with MS-13 gangbangers.


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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democrat party
« Reply #586 on: June 13, 2018, 04:09:16 AM »
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Somehow these numbers seem unrealistic, or is your average democrat voter really a brain-dead moron?  :geithner:
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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democrat party
« Reply #587 on: June 13, 2018, 07:00:02 AM »
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Somehow these numbers seem unrealistic, or is your average democrat voter really a brain-dead moron?  :geithner:
We know how polling is intended to influence not inform.
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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democrat party
« Reply #588 on: June 13, 2018, 07:18:21 AM »
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Almost every poll these days is a push poll.  Polling is a dog shit way to determine public sentiment on things.  The people who told us Hillary is going to win by eight points is now telling us that every American wants gun control, for example.

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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democrat party
« Reply #589 on: June 13, 2018, 11:39:16 AM »
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Someone get me Kamala Harris on the phone, I just found a key plank to her platform.

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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democrat party
« Reply #590 on: June 19, 2018, 10:48:47 AM »
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A sign of the blue-wave to come, a most excellent campaign ad by (D) senate candidate from the land of Al Franken:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QFPdGiD8EE" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QFPdGiD8EE</a>

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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democrat party
« Reply #591 on: June 19, 2018, 11:15:35 AM »
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Lol they CG:d a dumpster fire.

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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democrat party
« Reply #592 on: June 19, 2018, 11:17:47 AM »
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Looks like he had a stroke at one point, one side of his face isn't moving as much as the other.

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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democrat party
« Reply #593 on: June 19, 2018, 12:00:43 PM »
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So a guy named Dick Painter is talking tough about Washington.

I approve of this SNL skit-level video.

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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democrat party
« Reply #594 on: June 19, 2018, 01:54:34 PM »
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A stroke-ridden democrat named Dick Painter in front of a fake computer-generated fire talking about manhandling Trump and his administration.

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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democrat party
« Reply #595 on: June 19, 2018, 03:42:46 PM »
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 That cascade of water was really drool from the stroked out side of his mouth.

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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democrat party
« Reply #596 on: June 19, 2018, 04:21:58 PM »
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Just in case I didn't make a hard case against muh principles already, the Wiki article on Dick Palmer makes sure to remind the reader how much of a principled cuckservatard he is, and sure enough.......

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Richard William Painter[1] (born October 3, 1961) is an American lawyer, professor, and political candidate. Often seen as a commentator on MSNBC and CNN, Painter has been an outspoken critic of unethical behavior in Washington, DC. He is the S. Walter Richey Professor of Corporate Law at the University of Minnesota, and since 2016 has served as vice-chair of Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington (CREW), a bipartisan (So bipartisan that it's funded mainly by George Soros) government ethics watchdog group.[2]

Painter is an expert in the areas of business, corporate, and government ethics.[3] From 2005 to 2007 he was the chief White House ethics lawyer in the George W. Bush administration. He is an outspoken critic of President Donald Trump.[4][5] Throughout 2017, he was involved in the CREW lawsuit against Trump, CREW v. Trump.

A longtime Republican, in 2018 Painter launched a campaign as a Democrat for the U.S. Senate in Minnesota, challenging recently appointed Senator Tina Smith in the DFL primary.[4]

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While at Harvard, Painter became politically active, speaking out against President Reagan's decision to send aid to the right-wing government in El Salvador and founding the Harvard Radcliffe Democratic Club newspaper Perspective.[10] In 1982, he made his first appearance on national television during an episode of "Firing Line" with Reagan in which he called out Reagan’s "reckless deficit spending and cuts to social programs".[11] During the 1984 presidential election, Painter was chairperson of Harvard Students for Walter Mondale.

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In December 2016, Painter replaced David Brock (Yes, that David Brock) as vice-chairman of Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington (CREW).[2][15] He has been a member of the American Law Institute since 2014.[9] As of May 2017, he is the S. Walter Richey Professor of Corporate Law at the University of Minnesota Twin Cities.[13][2]

In March 2016, Painter wrote in The New York Times that if President George W. Bush had had the opportunity to appoint a Supreme Court justice during his last two years in office, with a Democratic-majority Senate, Bush would have chosen Judge Merrick Garland (who was ultimately nominated by President Obama on March 16, 2016) as a consensus nominee.[16] William K. Kelley, who was deputy counsel to President Bush from 2005 to 2007, disagreed that Bush might have nominated Garland under such circumstances.[17]

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In January 2017, CREW (AKA Soros) filed suit against President Donald Trump for failing to sell off certain assets and place others in a blind trust.[18] Painter, vice-chairman of CREW, stated, "If Obama had tried that, we would have impeached him in two weeks." [18] (Who is "we"?And no you wouldn't lol) CREW alleges that certain foreign payments that Trump receives are in violation of the U.S. Constitution's emoluments clause.[19] The case was dismissed by the district court, which found that the plaintiffs lacked standing;[20][21] CREW's appeal is pending in the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Second Circuit.[22]

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Painter was a longtime Republican (No he wasn't), saying in 2017: "I've been a Republican for 30 years (Who has never done anything useful for anyone ever, not even manage a campaign). There's no way that I would want to see the Republican Party stand up for covering up for Russian espionage and whoever in the United States has been helping the Russians. It's going to be a disaster for the Republicans. It's going to be a disaster for our country."[23] In criticizing Trump and his administration, Painter said "We are well past the point where we were in 1973 (Watergate) with respect to clear evidence of abuse of power, obstruction of justice, and other illegal activities."[3]

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Painter describes himself as a centrist,[5] and has criticized the Republican Party's move to the right since 1980 (So why are you pretending you ever gave a shit when you clearly never did?).[3] He has said he will not accept the support of political action committees, super PACs, or "dark money" organizations (Except Soros, evidently).[5] Painter favors single-payer health care, specifically Medicare for All. He supports major investments in transportation and other infrastructure projects, and is critical of stadium subsidies. On social issues, Painter's position is that "Government needs to completely stay out of abortion and the end-of life-decisions, and obviously the question of who you marry (Well, that didn't take long to show how full of shit this "centrist" cuck is)."  Painter favors allowing states to decide issues related to marijuana, and ending the federal ban on marijuana. On gun politics, Painter is critical of the NRA, calling it a "protection racket" and favoring "a license-and-registration system similar to what we have for cars."[3][24]

Here's for the cherry on the cake. The GOPe clearly should've made this guy their next Chairman after Michael Steele.

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In July 2015, Painter was diagnosed with shingles and Ramsay Hunt syndrome, leaving his face partially paralyzed.[26]

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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democrat party
« Reply #597 on: June 19, 2018, 07:17:57 PM »
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Kinda want his name to be Dick Palmer now  :reagan:

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« Reply #598 on: June 20, 2018, 06:20:14 PM »
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Pennsylvania State Congresscritter Brian Sims (D-PA) wants all of you to know that he bases his self-image upon indulging in sexual depravity. Here’s how he welcomes the Vice President of the United States to his district.


Presumably Sims is more competent in the realm of anal cancer than he is at using the internet. @MikePenceVP is not Mike Pence’s account.

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Re: Donkey's Hemorrhoids: Decline and Poz of the Democrat party
« Reply #599 on: June 20, 2018, 09:24:26 PM »
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Well, I'm sure Mike Pence will be crushed by this nobody flipping him off