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Re: EPG and Fistgrrl, Something Sensitive welcomes you
« Reply #100 on: February 18, 2014, 08:27:51 PM »
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« Reply #101 on: February 18, 2014, 08:30:02 PM »
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The sad thing is from that picture is you can kinda see the chick this broad could have been if she had put in two days' worth of spin classes a week, went to a hair salon and actually gave a shit. It's like she caught sadsackitis and a bad case of Giving Up via osmosis from the too-far-gone living ham mouthbreathing beside her. I'm not saying you need a fucking ballgown and a white gold and diamond barrette for 2-4-1 pitchers and happy hour but no-one ever looked good in three for a dollar generic cotton tees from Walmart and you can steal and stock up on bottles of conditioner from even the shittiest motels.
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Re: EPG and Fistgrrl, Something Sensitive welcomes you
« Reply #102 on: February 18, 2014, 08:32:09 PM »
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Imagine those two having sex.

(with apologies to Ghostse)

The brachiosaurus lifts its head from the stream of clean, refreshing Mountain Dew. Something has triggered its sensitive nostrils, overpowering even the tangy scent of freshly-bloomed Cheetos.

For a mere hundred feet away, the a female in estrus lounges under the shade of the high trees.

The brachiosaurus stares longingly across the field at the female, her legion of attendant felines swarming about her form cleaning the vermin from her folds. Saliva drips from his lips on long, ropy strings as he plots the course up the gentle incline, thoughts of entering her wallowed-out mating cavity driving all other notions from his brain.

He takes a step, then another. Today, he will engage in that age-old dance, he will participate in the circle of life and bring new hope into the world.

A third step. Sweat is beginning to drip from his massive frame. His lungs, unaccustomed to the humid thickness and the horrendous exertion, labor mightily. He stares at the female, who dips her neck coquettishly, taking a sip of the Mountain Dew.

A fourth step, his entire body shuddering with the effort now. He pauses, then dips his head amongst the Cheetos, seeking to refresh himself.

The first bite.

The second.

He settles down in the field of Cheetos, conceding the gentle incline as too great an obstacle this day. He will eat and gather his strength, and within the month he will mount the waiting female.


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Re: EPG and Fistgrrl, Something Sensitive welcomes you
« Reply #103 on: February 18, 2014, 09:42:22 PM »
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The svelte charming couple in happier times ~2006




This is what they looked like then, oh god, what do they look like now???????????    :parsons:

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Re: EPG and Fistgrrl, Something Sensitive welcomes you
« Reply #104 on: February 18, 2014, 09:58:22 PM »
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Her hand is like that to cover her fat face and double chin. An FYI for those of you who haven't dated a fat girl.
"I'm really boring. My current hobbies right now are playing Animal Crossing on the DS and... I dunno, I did a bit of knitting last night for the first time in months after boy broke up with me over the phone (I can only cast on and knit stitch though). I surf the internet like every other person in the entire fucking world. I constantly have ideas that I never follow through on. I want to be a nurse someday. I want to drive. I nearly got my licence a few years ago but blacked out at the wheel due to my (90% now-cured) anorexia and haven't driven since."

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Re: EPG and Fistgrrl, Something Sensitive welcomes you
« Reply #105 on: February 18, 2014, 10:13:26 PM »
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Imagine the stress they put on their bed frame at home.

Those two fucking fat losers ran around the forum like they were better than everyone for years.
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Re: EPG and Fistgrrl, Something Sensitive welcomes you
« Reply #106 on: February 19, 2014, 01:16:00 AM »
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Imagine the stress they put on their bed frame at home.

Those two fucking fat losers ran around the forum like they were better than everyone for years.

They both *look* like the type of faggots who'd be all :smug: MAYBE YOU'VE HEARD OF ME, I'M AN ADMINISTRATOR ON SOMETHING AWFUL DOT COM

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Re: EPG and Fistgrrl, Something Sensitive welcomes you
« Reply #107 on: February 19, 2014, 01:27:23 AM »
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dude is a fucking HOUSE

Imagine those two having sex.

something like an eclipse: a massive planetary passage, and thankfully, just as rare an occurence.



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Re: EPG and Fistgrrl, Something Sensitive welcomes you
« Reply #108 on: February 19, 2014, 02:05:52 AM »
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Imagine those two having sex.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3kB0Z4HdSo" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3kB0Z4HdSo</a>

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Re: EPG and Fistgrrl, Something Sensitive welcomes you
« Reply #109 on: February 19, 2014, 02:47:49 AM »
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parsons has kids from a previous wife?
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Re: EPG and Fistgrrl, Something Sensitive welcomes you
« Reply #110 on: February 19, 2014, 03:20:18 AM »
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Imagine those two getting frisky after a hot, humid July day. Imagine the smell as Fistgrrl peels her panties off her body. Smegma crust audibly cracking as she separates cloth from flesh.

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Re: EPG and Fistgrrl, Something Sensitive welcomes you
« Reply #111 on: February 19, 2014, 03:26:05 AM »
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Imagine those two having sex.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3kB0Z4HdSo" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3kB0Z4HdSo</a>

Which one would be taking the role of the gas giant?

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Re: EPG and Fistgrrl, Something Sensitive welcomes you
« Reply #112 on: February 19, 2014, 03:48:52 AM »
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They're so fat they have to fuck each other using a fleshlight glued to a dildo, like a power converter.

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Re: EPG and Fistgrrl, Something Sensitive welcomes you
« Reply #113 on: February 19, 2014, 05:07:47 AM »
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Imagine the stress they put on their bed frame at home.

Those two fucking fat losers ran around the forum like they were better than everyone for years.

They both *look* like the type of faggots who'd be all :smug: MAYBE YOU'VE HEARD OF ME, I'M AN ADMINISTRATOR ON SOMETHING AWFUL DOT COM

Well, not anymore!
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Re: EPG and Fistgrrl, Something Sensitive welcomes you
« Reply #114 on: February 19, 2014, 09:03:33 AM »
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Imagine the stress they put on their bed frame at home.

Those two fucking fat losers ran around the forum like they were better than everyone for years.

They both *look* like the type of faggots who'd be all :smug: MAYBE YOU'VE HEARD OF ME, I'M AN ADMINISTRATOR ON SOMETHING AWFUL DOT COM

Well, not anymore!
 :stewart:

I can imagine with their crowd, it was a big deal in like 2003 or whenever.  I bet as the years went on though the responses went from, "really? I *love* that site!" to "oh yeah, I remember that place, I read it a lot way back in college."

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Re: EPG and Fistgrrl, Something Sensitive welcomes you
« Reply #115 on: March 17, 2014, 02:17:23 PM »
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Bump.

Welcome newest member: SA_Fistgrrl
she has an weird expression (or face) and i'm just not into it at all :shrug:

i mean im not saying she's ugly or wouldn't bang, she's utterly forgettable to me and deffo not my type

edit: might as well clarify further before the chimpouts over mlady: yes yes shes like an 8 or a 9 or whatever no need to get the fedoras out but im sure she appreciates the white knighting

edit 2: wait wait seriously i just reread the page and is she really 15? i thought that he was joking at first but is he actually serious? because take that fucking picture down if it's the case you fucking weirdo what the fuck

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Re: EPG and Fistgrrl, Something Sensitive welcomes you
« Reply #116 on: March 17, 2014, 02:37:45 PM »
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Well actually I would be more than willing to give them a fair shot, especially after Ozma's return