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Title: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on August 22, 2012, 10:17:59 PM
combination of shitthatneverhappened, legal advice from 16 year olds, and overall faggotry.

better keep your mouth shut unless you want A KNUCKLE SANDWICH

written by a guy who has never actually been in a rl conflict

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I was in a bar once with a girl that I really loved (I still do, even if I'm not with her anymore), when some douchebag came out from nowhere and start speaking to my girlfriend very rudely.
I am not a violent person so I just asked him to apologize and leave before I really get on my nerves. Considering I am quite skinny and "gentle-looking" (not the badass you are afraid to ask something to), he just replied something like "Shut up if you don't want to eat your own teeth".
I just totally loose control and crushed my beer pint into his face, hard enough to break it. Then I've left with my girlfriend, the barman kicked the douche out and politely ask me to do not come back for some time because he did not want more troubles.
I said "ok" because I understand his issues and leave.
tl;dr I have been banned from a bar for I have crushed my pint in a douchebag face.

Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on August 22, 2012, 10:25:37 PM
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What NSFW thing have you done that you regret? (self.AskReddit)
submitted 4 hours ago by throwaway987019236
I'll start. I was staying at my cousin's house on halloween (we've done it every year since we were 7) and it was late. We were talking about relationships and how much we failed at them. As a joke I asked whether she would go out with me if we weren't cousins. She said yes.
She asked me the same thing, and my reply was the same. One thing led to the other and we ended up doing it for about 10 minutes. This was about 5 years ago, and I will never forget it (in a bad way). If I could go back and stop myself I would, because I can never see her the same way again because of it.
tl;dr I lost my virginity to my cousin and my cousin lost her virginity to me

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FunkiHomosapien 3 points 1 hour ago
I know I'll get people judging me on morals for this story, but here I go anyways.
I was at my lesbian friends apartment and she let me use her computer while she was in the shower. I'm browsing through and I accidently clicked on a folder. 12 pictures came up, all of them showing her completely nude. I was shocked at first then my hormones kicked into effect and I saved them onto my flashdrive. After I left her place, I went home and fapped to her nudes. Afterwards, I regretted it tremendously. Even deleted the pictures. She never found out nor will she ever find out.

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[–]misterkittycat 4 points 3 hours ago
fucked a hooker, liked it, fucked some more hookers (over the course of a single day) spent over a grand and got laid 6 times in a day, got myself a fungal infection from hell, no STD's though, thank god
:lilal:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on August 23, 2012, 05:51:54 AM
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What NSFW thing have you done that you regret? (self.AskReddit)
submitted 4 hours ago by throwaway987019236
I'll start. I was staying at my cousin's house on halloween (we've done it every year since we were 7) and it was late. We were talking about relationships and how much we failed at them. As a joke I asked whether she would go out with me if we weren't cousins. She said yes.
She asked me the same thing, and my reply was the same. One thing led to the other and we ended up doing it for about 10 minutes. This was about 5 years ago, and I will never forget it (in a bad way). If I could go back and stop myself I would, because I can never see her the same way again because of it.
tl;dr I lost my virginity to my cousin and my cousin lost her virginity to me

(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/001/714/doublesguy.jpg)
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on August 23, 2012, 08:20:48 AM
http://imgur.com/taZlX
Pulled out my tampon to find a half dead spider stuck in it. (imgur.com)
submitted 9 hours ago by UnKamenRider to WTF
895 commentssharesavehidereport
http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/yo9jn/pulled_out_my_tampon_to_find_a_half_dead_spider/


 :lilal: :lilal: :lilal: :lilal: :lilal: :lilal:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: BubbaCat on August 23, 2012, 01:19:20 PM
From the reddit thread and in my top ten gooniest things ever said on the internet:

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Just sprayed chocolate milk over my monitor. Still chuckling.

You, goonsire, owe me one new monitor.
 :unparsons:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on August 24, 2012, 10:53:44 AM
 :lilal:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: woulduliketonomoar on August 24, 2012, 12:31:48 PM
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If these aren't trolls then someone needs to doxx the hell out of this family.

Shoot the dad and the son.

Mom seems somewhat "normal" or at the very least sane.  She promptly took off with the kid even though he's fucked in the head because dad wasn't being a dad and sharing VERY IMPORTANT information with mom about what a sick little fucker the kid is.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: BubbaCat on August 24, 2012, 12:37:10 PM
What he needs to do is report his son and force the truth out.  If he doesn't, it implicates him in the abuse by covering it up, even if his son really was doing the woofylovin.  It is obviously not dog rape that caused the separation.  It was the excuse she has been waiting a very long time for.  Obviously the redditor has some kind of track record with being honest, or she is just a crazy bitch who already has a boyfriend.  It is obviously a troll, since all einstein had to say is that yiff-yiff was suicidal.  No mother would block therapy then.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: GFR on August 24, 2012, 04:35:27 PM
So they make rape kits for dogs? Is this how he found out?

 :adam:  :drew:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on August 25, 2012, 10:05:22 PM
the problem is that you can't conclusively say it's a troll anymore because real people are this dysfunctional. This dysfunctional.

I try and point out just how screwed up and blind people are sometimes and the words fail me. I cannot get across to people just how far backwards we've gone.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on October 08, 2012, 04:37:49 PM
Kevin Smith, hoisted by his own double-reinforced petard.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: OSI on October 08, 2012, 07:52:04 PM
Kevin Smith in "South by Southwest"
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on November 01, 2012, 12:09:45 PM
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[–]CourageToGrow 30 points 38 minutes ago (35|5)
It depended on how much influence they had in an area. My grandfather was "involved" with some mob business post WWII. Basically the people knew that if they wronged someone else, it was much worse to receive punishment from the mob than the police.
For example a man in the area my grandfather "worked" was beating his wife. When the mob found out (they were specifically called the "black hand") they marked his front door with a soot-covered hand. Turned out he didn't stop, so they made a house call and told him "it would be a mistake to hit his wife again". The man continued, so they came back again. They broke his hands in so many pieces that he couldn't physically hit his wife anymore.

yes, as we all know violent mobsters who often beat the shit out of their own families were quite prone to theatrics and exacting revenge on domestic abuse cases.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on November 01, 2012, 01:09:28 PM
 :lolno: if the mob wants you to do something they don't ask three fucking times
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on November 01, 2012, 05:39:47 PM
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[–]Banfrau 36 points 1 hour ago
Actually, soldiers usually judge a clip by its weight to see how many rounds it has left, if they don't have the time to accurately measure.

i hate redditors because they're this special breed of nerd that manage to pass off the most incorrect bullshit that they learned from their vidya games as absolute fact. anyone who's ever actually handled a gun knows how dumb (most of the people on this board?) knows how retarded this is.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Rocket on November 01, 2012, 07:29:28 PM
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[–]Banfrau 36 points 1 hour ago
Actually, soldiers usually judge a clip by its weight to see how many rounds it has left, if they don't have the time to accurately measure.

i hate redditors because they're this special breed of nerd that manage to pass off the most incorrect bullshit that they learned from their vidya games as absolute fact. anyone who's ever actually handled a gun knows how dumb (most of the people on this board?) knows how retarded this is.
I hope the first reply was that he is an idiot who doesn't know a clip from a magazine.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on November 01, 2012, 08:47:34 PM

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[–]Banfrau 36 points 1 hour ago
Actually, soldiers usually judge a clip by its weight to see how many rounds it has left, if they don't have the time to accurately measure.

Yes but only when we remember to bring our Battle Scales.

Jesus christ hahaha  :lolno:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Rocket on November 01, 2012, 09:05:34 PM
I just realized Ida Hammer is a man.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: OSI on November 01, 2012, 09:08:14 PM

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[–]Banfrau 36 points 1 hour ago
Actually, soldiers usually judge a clip by its weight to see how many rounds it has left, if they don't have the time to accurately measure.

Yes but only when we remember to bring our Battle Scales.

Jesus christ hahaha  :lolno:

Oh man my fucking sides.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Rocket on November 01, 2012, 09:13:42 PM
You're talking about someone who says "accurately measure" instead of "count."
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: BubbaCat on November 02, 2012, 12:03:49 PM
In my goonish need to correct, or possibly because I was Army and this made my sperg-levels hit an epic high...
Most of you guys know this, but still I have to sperg...

 :aspero:

There is not a good way to know when a loaded weapon is empty until the slide/bolt remains open, or you here a *click* or absence of a report, or a tracer round(s) comes out.  You cannot count rounds spent accurately.  You do not get an HID telling you a bullet count; and you hardly ever replace a magazine that is not empty unless not engaged. 

Is there a link to that post?  I am dying to see the CoD experts' input.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on November 02, 2012, 12:14:52 PM
I can't find it anymore, the entire fucking site is filled with halloween costumes of video game characters because reddit is the only group of people who would actually give a fuck.

I think the thread was originally about how mirrors in vidya games work or something, and it somehow devolved into that. Then there was someone coming in that said a ranger told them to put the five tracer rounds last so you know if you were out, other people arguing with him that said BUT THEN THE ENEMY WILL KNOW YOU'RE OUT OF AMMO, another person saying it was a waste of tracers, etc. it was pretty obvious none of them were ever in the military because they would have known the policy differs between battalions and even platoons.

There was also someone in there correcting everyone's terminology of the word gun, and that it's either a rifle or pistol and you only refer to a machine gun as a gun. PRetty obvious fresh basic training grad who probably fucking refers to velcro as hook and loop
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: BubbaCat on November 02, 2012, 03:47:52 PM
I can't find it anymore, the entire fucking site is filled with halloween costumes of video game characters because reddit is the only group of people who would actually give a fuck.

I think the thread was originally about how mirrors in vidya games work or something, and it somehow devolved into that. Then there was someone coming in that said a ranger told them to put the five tracer rounds last so you know if you were out, other people arguing with him that said BUT THEN THE ENEMY WILL KNOW YOU'RE OUT OF AMMO, another person saying it was a waste of tracers, etc. it was pretty obvious none of them were ever in the military because they would have known the policy differs between battalions and even platoons.

There was also someone in there correcting everyone's terminology of the word gun, and that it's either a rifle or pistol and you only refer to a machine gun as a gun. PRetty obvious fresh basic training grad who probably fucking refers to velcro as hook and loop

Gotcha.  Mostly I saw the third to last round, because we were rarely ever full auto.  The third to last round meant two more shots to follow in your three round burst.  Some units did not use tracers any for that kind.  Obviously this is where they are engaged covertly.  There are units where the squad leader or platoon leaders would be shooting all tracers in order to direct where you should be concentrating your fire.  And as it is written anywhere else outside of a video game, unless it is smaller than a squad, it is not a weakness, because when one guy shoots a tracer off, there is another 8 or more soldiers still firing providing cover.  And you are right.  Use depends on circumstance.  Are we patrolling at night? What is the size of our squad?  How many and what types of artillery are backing us if any? Etc...........................
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: BubbaCat on November 02, 2012, 03:57:06 PM

Finally the wife believes him but dad tells her to pound sand and takes the dog and bails on the family.

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what a fucking hot mess
:think:
 :drew:

hey if you're gonna tell a bullshit story, don't skimp on the bullshit  :myecred:

Finally, some closure. :kaneclap:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Procrustes on November 02, 2012, 05:08:07 PM
Quote from: Fade to Vanilla
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what a fucking hot mess
:think:
 :drew:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on November 03, 2012, 01:50:30 PM
image is incredibly NSFW (picture of a guy fucking a tiny baby anime doll)
http://imgur.com/7V0RP (http://imgur.com/7V0RP)

Nearly 800 upvotes on it.

Comments

http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/12jqmd/mini_sex_doll_nsfw/ (http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/12jqmd/mini_sex_doll_nsfw/)

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[–]sady_smash 123 points 10 hours ago
Aw. He put a pillow under her head. At least she's comfortable.

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[–]shiftbackslash 318 points 13 hours ago
I just want someone to explain the mini pillow to me. Did it come with the doll, did he make it?
permalinkreportreply

[–]Ryugi 203 points 12 hours ago
He modified it.
He took a pre-existing doll by volksusa.com and put a fleshlight in it.
permalinkparentreportreply

[–]Howdy_McGee 200 points 12 hours ago
Very specific, have you done this before?
permalinkparentreportreply

[–]Ryugi 470 points 12 hours ago
Ohoho!
I actually nearly purchased that model of doll but decided against it because it's made of vinyl, which I rather don't like. I prefer resin dolls, but I use a lot of VOLKS cleaning/care products.
My dolls: Dinner's Served , Phi, Phi's original body, Kratos, currently a WIP, and my girlfriend's doll, Elda
I.... I like dolls.

redditors are scum
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Rocket on November 03, 2012, 02:38:53 PM
image is incredibly NSFW (picture of a guy fucking a tiny baby anime doll)
http://imgur.com/7V0RP (http://imgur.com/7V0RP)

Nearly 800 upvotes on it.

Comments

http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/12jqmd/mini_sex_doll_nsfw/ (http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/12jqmd/mini_sex_doll_nsfw/)

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[–]sady_smash 123 points 10 hours ago
Aw. He put a pillow under her head. At least she's comfortable.

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[–]shiftbackslash 318 points 13 hours ago
I just want someone to explain the mini pillow to me. Did it come with the doll, did he make it?
permalinkreportreply

[–]Ryugi 203 points 12 hours ago
He modified it.
He took a pre-existing doll by volksusa.com and put a fleshlight in it.
permalinkparentreportreply

[–]Howdy_McGee 200 points 12 hours ago
Very specific, have you done this before?
permalinkparentreportreply

[–]Ryugi 470 points 12 hours ago
Ohoho!
I actually nearly purchased that model of doll but decided against it because it's made of vinyl, which I rather don't like. I prefer resin dolls, but I use a lot of VOLKS cleaning/care products.
My dolls: Dinner's Served , Phi, Phi's original body, Kratos, currently a WIP, and my girlfriend's doll, Elda
I.... I like dolls.

redditors are scum
Ok, I am just out of ideas here. Should this guy be shot? In any sane reality, of course. But we are dealing with what we have. Do you think that him doing this possibly saves some kid from getting Sandiskied or does it fuel his sickness so that he wants the real thing more?

How is he alive and breathing as sick as he is?
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on November 03, 2012, 06:05:49 PM
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[–]Naldaen 5 points 1 hour ago
My sister adopted a full grown chocolate lab in 2007. The shelter kept the dog for a month after running my sister's credit, background check, fingerprints, installing infrared cameras in her home, inspecting every inch of the fence, and getting a family tree back to the year 1200.
They kept Buck for a month because he had heartworms, and only the shelter could administer the medicine.
They gave him 5 weeks of treatment in one day. They almost killed the dog. They told my sister nothing. She only found out because one day she was in town and stopped in to see him. He had gone from 105lbs to 57 lbs.
I, on the other hand, have two cats that were rescues. One was from my ex-girlfriend's boss who was going to kill the kittens because they were gotten on her full blooded siamese with papers, etc.
The other was from the local ball-park. The second day the 3 week old kitten was still there my sister brought her home to her house, but she moved in with me instead.
I will not deal with a shelter after that. If I walked in I would have a hard time leaving the animals there to deal with the lazy bastards who run them.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: brood on November 03, 2012, 06:56:37 PM
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[–]Naldaen 5 points 1 hour ago
My sister adopted a full grown chocolate lab in 2007. The shelter kept the dog for a month after running my sister's credit, background check, fingerprints, installing infrared cameras in her home, inspecting every inch of the fence, and getting a family tree back to the year 1200.
They kept Buck for a month because he had heartworms, and only the shelter could administer the medicine.
They gave him 5 weeks of treatment in one day. They almost killed the dog. They told my sister nothing. She only found out because one day she was in town and stopped in to see him. He had gone from 105lbs to 57 lbs.
I, on the other hand, have two cats that were rescues. One was from my ex-girlfriend's boss who was going to kill the kittens because they were gotten on her full blooded siamese with papers, etc.
The other was from the local ball-park. The second day the 3 week old kitten was still there my sister brought her home to her house, but she moved in with me instead.
I will not deal with a shelter after that. If I walked in I would have a hard time leaving the animals there to deal with the lazy bastards who run them.

what's the fucking point of lying like this
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on November 03, 2012, 09:11:10 PM
image is incredibly NSFW (picture of a guy fucking a tiny baby anime doll)
http://imgur.com/7V0RP (http://imgur.com/7V0RP)

Nearly 800 upvotes on it.

ಠ_ಠ
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: EvilCatholicNaziGoy on November 04, 2012, 01:17:08 AM
image is incredibly NSFW (picture of a guy fucking a tiny baby anime doll)
http://imgur.com/7V0RP (http://imgur.com/7V0RP)

Nearly 800 upvotes on it.

Comments

http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/12jqmd/mini_sex_doll_nsfw/ (http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/12jqmd/mini_sex_doll_nsfw/)

top comments
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[–]sady_smash 123 points 10 hours ago
Aw. He put a pillow under her head. At least she's comfortable.

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[–]shiftbackslash 318 points 13 hours ago
I just want someone to explain the mini pillow to me. Did it come with the doll, did he make it?
permalinkreportreply

[–]Ryugi 203 points 12 hours ago
He modified it.
He took a pre-existing doll by volksusa.com and put a fleshlight in it.
permalinkparentreportreply

[–]Howdy_McGee 200 points 12 hours ago
Very specific, have you done this before?
permalinkparentreportreply

[–]Ryugi 470 points 12 hours ago
Ohoho!
I actually nearly purchased that model of doll but decided against it because it's made of vinyl, which I rather don't like. I prefer resin dolls, but I use a lot of VOLKS cleaning/care products.
My dolls: Dinner's Served , Phi, Phi's original body, Kratos, currently a WIP, and my girlfriend's doll, Elda
I.... I like dolls.

redditors are scum
Ok, I am just out of ideas here. Should this guy be shot? In any sane reality, of course. But we are dealing with what we have. Do you think that him doing this possibly saves some kid from getting Sandiskied or does it fuel his sickness so that he wants the real thing more?

How is he alive and breathing as sick as he is?
more than likely he'll end up raping a kid, then getting off like every other paedo, but Mr. I fucked-a-slut with a false ID will go to jail even longer.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: wimpb on November 04, 2012, 07:33:00 PM
im dry heaving after seeing that gif

who would do that, who would film themselves doing it, and who would make that doll
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Rocket on November 04, 2012, 08:26:06 PM
im dry heaving after seeing that gif

who would do that, who would film themselves doing it, and who would make that doll
Exactly. If I were in an FBI anti-pedo task force, I would monitor the people who bought those dolls as well as the ones who made them.  You could take out half the state's pedo population in weeks.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: OSI on November 04, 2012, 08:40:26 PM
im dry heaving after seeing that gif

who would do that, who would film themselves doing it, and who would make that doll
Exactly. If I were in an FBI anti-pedo task force, I would monitor the people who bought those dolls as well as the ones who made them.  You could take out half the state's pedo population in weeks.

Man that might require some work.

Instead let's set up idiots for terrorism charges and call it a day.  :obammy:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Rocket on November 04, 2012, 09:30:26 PM
im dry heaving after seeing that gif

who would do that, who would film themselves doing it, and who would make that doll
Exactly. If I were in an FBI anti-pedo task force, I would monitor the people who bought those dolls as well as the ones who made them.  You could take out half the state's pedo population in weeks.

Man that might require some work.

Instead let's set up idiots for terrorism charges and call it a day.  :obammy:
Don't question the man who caught bin Laden and ended the war in Iraq.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: GFR on November 05, 2012, 06:21:53 PM
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[–]Naldaen 5 points 1 hour ago
My sister adopted a full grown chocolate lab in 2007. The shelter kept the dog for a month after running my sister's credit, background check, fingerprints, installing infrared cameras in her home, inspecting every inch of the fence, and getting a family tree back to the year 1200.
They kept Buck for a month because he had heartworms, and only the shelter could administer the medicine.
They gave him 5 weeks of treatment in one day. They almost killed the dog. They told my sister nothing. She only found out because one day she was in town and stopped in to see him. He had gone from 105lbs to 57 lbs.
I, on the other hand, have two cats that were rescues. One was from my ex-girlfriend's boss who was going to kill the kittens because they were gotten on her full blooded siamese with papers, etc.
The other was from the local ball-park. The second day the 3 week old kitten was still there my sister brought her home to her house, but she moved in with me instead.
I will not deal with a shelter after that. If I walked in I would have a hard time leaving the animals there to deal with the lazy bastards who run them.

thingsthatneverhappened.txt
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: furly_ghost on November 06, 2012, 02:15:41 PM
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He can't harm anyone with his vote?

....what?

Entire populations have been murdered because of a vote. Genocide on a scale that STILL boggles the human mind occured because of a vote.

The development of the nuke, WWI, WWII, Vietnam, all of these things occured BECAUSE OF A VOTE.

You can argue that "No, those happened because elected person XYZ decided to make them happen!" but then you get back to who elected them?

A person.

Votes are insanely dangerous.
Who doesnt remember reading in their history books about how in 1939 germany voted to invade poland, and a few short years later how the Manhattan Project was voted on as a ballot initiative. :freud:


lets apply that goon reddit logic in a little different way..
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He can't harm anyone with his birth?

....what?

Entire populations have been murdered because of a birth. Genocide on a scale that STILL boggles the human mind occured because of a birth.

The development of the nuke, WWI, WWII, Vietnam, all of these things occured BECAUSE OF A BIRTH.

You can argue that "No, those happened because born person XYZ decided to make them happen!" but then you get back to who birthed them?

A person.

Birthes are insanely dangerous.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: BubbaCat on November 07, 2012, 12:25:27 PM
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He can't harm anyone with his vote?

....what?

Entire populations have been murdered because of a vote. Genocide on a scale that STILL boggles the human mind occured because of a vote.

The development of the nuke, WWI, WWII, Vietnam, all of these things occured BECAUSE OF A VOTE.

You can argue that "No, those happened because elected person XYZ decided to make them happen!" but then you get back to who elected them?

A person.

Votes are insanely dangerous.
Who doesnt remember reading in their history books about how in 1939 germany voted to invade poland, and a few short years later how the Manhattan Project was voted on as a ballot initiative. :freud:


lets apply that goon reddit logic in a little different way..
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He can't harm anyone with his birth?

....what?

Entire populations have been murdered because of a birth. Genocide on a scale that STILL boggles the human mind occured because of a birth.

The development of the nuke, WWI, WWII, Vietnam, all of these things occured BECAUSE OF A BIRTH.

You can argue that "No, those happened because born person XYZ decided to make them happen!" but then you get back to who birthed them?

A person.

Birthes are insanely dangerous.

Votes are voluntary and calculated.  Births are involuntary and random.  :goonette:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on November 09, 2012, 07:38:11 AM
From tumblr but whateva:


When someone says “check your privilege” the correct response is not

    I have freedom of speech
    You’re just stating your opinion
    Stop harassing me
    I’m not sexist/racist/spiciest/ableist/homophobic/transphobic but…
    Stop being such a bitch
    Everything you say is just opinion anyway
    well you’re just wrong
    omg bitch

The correct response is:

    Thank you for pointing that out
    I will work on that
    Can you point me in the direction of some articles or resources?
    I’ve not thought of it that way before
    I will be more conscious from now on
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: brolonium on November 09, 2012, 08:13:07 AM
If this was facebook.txt I could post about the recent exchange with some of one of my more liberal minded friend's friends, wherein they - without a shred of irony - try to explain that a system where they get to decide if your vote counts or not based on who you vote for, is a good thing.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: OSI on November 09, 2012, 01:12:49 PM
If this was facebook.txt I could post about the recent exchange with some of one of my more liberal minded friend's friends, wherein they - without a shred of irony - try to explain that a system where they get to decide if your vote counts or not based on who you vote for, is a good thing.

Fuck the man and do it anyway.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: accshr on November 09, 2012, 03:48:24 PM

The correct response is:

SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT :clint:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on November 09, 2012, 04:25:02 PM

The correct response is:

SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT :clint:
:reagan:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on November 17, 2012, 10:57:05 AM
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[–]Changsta 952 points 7 hours ago
It doesn't bother me to eat other people's leftovers. I don't even bother cutting off the portion of the food that people have bitten. I think this may be more of an Asian thing because most of my Asian friends don't care either and will just take your leftovers and continue eating right over your last bite. While my white friends tend to freak out about it a bit more.
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[–]noeatnosleep 629 points 7 hours ago
I've got a reputation for this at work. They know I'll eat anything, so whenever there's someone new around, they tend to feed me the last bits of their food to freak out the new guy. I don't care. Free food, my immune system is great. I'll even use their fork.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on November 17, 2012, 01:03:30 PM
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[–]Changsta 952 points 7 hours ago
It doesn't bother me to eat other people's leftovers. I don't even bother cutting off the portion of the food that people have bitten. I think this may be more of an Asian thing because most of my Asian friends don't care either and will just take your leftovers and continue eating right over your last bite. While my white friends tend to freak out about it a bit more.
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[–]noeatnosleep 629 points 7 hours ago
I've got a reputation for this at work. They know I'll eat anything, so whenever there's someone new around, they tend to feed me the last bits of their food to freak out the new guy. I don't care. Free food, my immune system is great. I'll even use their fork.

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Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on November 17, 2012, 03:53:31 PM
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Why is it okay to kill a cow but the second you have sex with it it is animal cruelty? (please read before you downvote) (self.AskReddit)
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Ok before you downvote me into oblivion at least hear me out
I am not a vegetarian or into bestiality
But i read a news article about a guy who had sex with one of his cows and he was sent to prison and all his animals were taken away from him under the guise of animal cruelty. I found it kind of hypocritical that if he had shot the cow in the head with a bolt-gun, skinned it, cut out its internal organs and ate them no one would even bat an eyelid, he could have used a giant rubber dick to forcibly impregnate it so it would lactate and then kill its child to make veil veal and this would not be considered cruelty.
Yet an act that cause neither the animal nor human harm is a felony
Seems kind of hypocritical in my opinion.
Thoughts?

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–]CankerSlore 1122 points 2 hours ago* (1441|296)
I think it's because a lot of laws are not based on acts of aggression or property violation, but on deviating from accepted norms. The deviant sexual nature of having sex with a cow/sheep/goat/pig disturbs people, and so laws are written to punish such behavior. It's not about violating the animal, because let's face it, a cow probably doesn't give a shit if you rape it with your little human cock. A cow will literally chew on a screw and swallow it and not give a shit. They are unfathomably tough and stupid animals. We've bred them that way.
If it was about violating the animal, then the entire bovine insemination industry would be underground. In order to get semen from a bull, they shove a giant electrical probe into its ass and then rhythmically jolt it with electricity until it cums. The probe gets bloody and bulls absolutely hate it. If you did that to a person you'd probably get a life sentence or close to it. But again, it's not about violating the animal, it's about deviant behavior.
In fact, if you did what I just described to an animal while jerking off and got caught, you'd probably be arrested.

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–]DrTrace 37 points 56 minutes ago (42|5)
Just studied a bit of beastiality paraphilia (sexual deviance) in a class, interested to learn more in future classes. Most sexual deviances are considered more socially unacceptable than harmful. Well, the inverse I suppose.
While it is not harmful to the animals in many cases, it is socially, and for many, morally, wrong. The same can be said of BDSM, rubbing genitalia against clothing/objects, and masturbating.
While I personally don't condone beastiality and it makes me queasy, you bring up a good point, and I agree with the top post.

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[–]SpaceClopist 106 points 2 hours ago (217|107)
As a zoophile I have to agree with you.
My mare is perfectly capable of letting me know if she is in the mood or not, and I respect her choice. After all she can defend herself with her teeth and hooves, I never experienced this though.
She also gets moody and sexually frustrated at times when I can't 'see her'.
We also have a strong bond of trust from over the years. I truly love her.

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[–]SpaceClopist 6 points 59 minutes ago (11|5)
I was using homosexuality as an example. I have no interest in human relationships. They leave me feeling claustrophobic.
For those implying rape:
Have ever acutally seen a mare in season? One of my girls pushed her bum through a fence for the stallion to get her.
People seem to think that only humans look for sex. Animals and humans have similar sex drive mechanisms. We feel hungry, tired, grumpy, happy, and sometimes horny. You don't think animals do?
You imply that I rape my horses? I don't tie them up, they are free to move away. I know the signs, I don't just dive in there. You have to warm them up and gauge their interest. Swishing tail, moving away, flat ears or a stomp; no go. However a tail lifted to the side, the occasional wink and wetness and you are in business. The correct bed manner with a horse is quite similar to that of a 'normal' husband and wife. Words are not needed, body language works perfectly in both instances.

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[–]SpaceClopist 41 points 1 hour ago (60|21)
Not that I can really judge you, but tying up animal is a big no-no. Consent is such a big issue with this topic, adding force (rope) constitutes rape.
That said if you wish to persue your 'hobby' it is best and kindest to adopt a rescue pony/donkey. Don't do it just for the sex, do it only if you promise to love them. Since I have had my girl, we have only done the act of a few occasions. I am content with just being around them and giving the odd bum scratch. They are such loyal and peaceful creatures.
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]SpaceClopist 2 points 1 hour ago (22|22)
You do realise that say that is like telling a homosexual the he/she is mentally ill. Zoophillia is a sexual orientation. Maybe you are too closed minded to understand. Pity. I'm not trying to win your over, but I will set you straight.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: brolonium on November 17, 2012, 04:46:15 PM
 :tuss: I'm the equivalent of a sideshow freak for my work colleagues. Oh well, free food ~farts~
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: veteran of forum wars on November 17, 2012, 06:42:50 PM
The correct response is:

Kill yourself, you self-loathing white cuckold.

Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: brolonium on November 17, 2012, 10:50:50 PM
Left wing moonbats are a gnat's hair away from justifying pedophilia as just an alternative lifestyle.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: OSI on November 18, 2012, 10:17:36 AM
Left wing moonbats are a gnat's hair away from justifying pedophilia as just an alternative lifestyle.

If you scratch the surface you'll see they are already.

Fun fact: NAMBLA used to march in pride parades until someone realised that it kinda conflicted with their "we're just like you" image.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Rocket on November 18, 2012, 10:27:01 AM
I would love to have a picture of that.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on November 26, 2012, 02:16:11 PM
i'm sure when she can't find a job in the civilian world, she'll blame all of her failings on the army and accuse them of kicking her out on the street with no resources despite free access to a nationwide care system and disability.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: wimpb on November 26, 2012, 07:51:38 PM
Someone please explain what the deal is with panic attacks and anxiety attacks. I'd never heard of this shit until the last few years and the only people I've heard it from are goons.

I get that being super anxious and nervous impairs your ability to do shit, I think we've all done public speaking and we've all choked at some point, but what the fuck is with having an anxiety attack and being unable to do mundane shit? Is this an actual thing or are goons are just fucking pussies?
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: brood on November 26, 2012, 09:45:16 PM
Someone please explain what the deal is with panic attacks and anxiety attacks. I'd never heard of this shit until the last few years and the only people I've heard it from are goons.

I get that being super anxious and nervous impairs your ability to do shit, I think we've all done public speaking and we've all choked at some point, but what the fuck is with having an anxiety attack and being unable to do mundane shit? Is this an actual thing or are goons are just fucking pussies?

It's an actual thing.  The only thing that will help some people is medication.

On the other hand, goon anxiety is a result of over-analyzing minutiae and having no real responsibilities.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: brolonium on November 27, 2012, 05:19:52 AM
Someone please explain what the deal is with panic attacks and anxiety attacks. I'd never heard of this shit until the last few years and the only people I've heard it from are goons.

I get that being super anxious and nervous impairs your ability to do shit, I think we've all done public speaking and we've all choked at some point, but what the fuck is with having an anxiety attack and being unable to do mundane shit? Is this an actual thing or are goons are just fucking pussies?

It's an actual thing.  The only thing that will help some people is medication.

On the other hand, goon anxiety is a result of over-analyzing minutiae and having no real responsibilities.

It's a real for the very small percentage of people who have genuine problems. Goons are just acting out to avoid having to do something they don't want to do, like shower or go to work.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on November 27, 2012, 03:22:33 PM
I once saw a police officer I was beaten up and abused by the police for being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on November 27, 2012, 03:23:26 PM
I once saw a police officer I was beaten up and abused by the police for being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

And now have PTSD every time I see a police officer fucking pig.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: BubbaCat on November 28, 2012, 02:11:53 PM
I think you guys are one to something here.   :allears:

 Find a goon perception, figure out the true reality, type the true reality, strike it, and then paste the goon quote.

This one time, I was asked for some spare change by a homeless man.  So I threw my wallet at him, ran away blowing my rape whistle, and had him arrested for assault So I bought him breakfast and ate with him, learning his fascinating life story.  I then gave him a lift to the homeless shelter, because giving them money only feeds their addictions.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: brood on November 28, 2012, 03:04:25 PM
I think you guys are one to something here.   :allears:

 Find a goon perception, figure out the true reality, type the true reality, strike it, and then paste the goon quote.

This one time, I was asked for some spare change by a homeless man.  So I threw my wallet at him, ran away blowing my rape whistle, and had him arrested for assault So I bought him breakfast and ate with him, learning his fascinating life story.  I then gave him a lift to the homeless shelter, because giving them money only feeds their addictions.

That's so privileged of you.  Just because someone is homeless doesn't mean they're not allowed to enjoy a vice.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: BubbaCat on November 28, 2012, 03:08:28 PM

That's so privileged of you.  Just because someone is homeless doesn't mean they're not allowed to enjoy a vice.

I am sorry for othering you and setting off a trigger.  It was wrong and very insensitive of me.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: OSI on November 28, 2012, 04:21:12 PM
Any forum that is not explicitly right wing turns into a zomg social justice!!!!11 bullshit zone.

Here's a thread from a forum about writing:

http://absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=257602

"Sex in mainstream YA: slut-shaming, double standards"

Nine pages of cultural marxist buzzwords and other assorted bullshit. Fascistcred++++ if you can make it through.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on November 28, 2012, 07:13:36 PM
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[–]ringsnmodules 201 points 2 hours ago
Agreed. I've been to rehab twice, the first time was ok, but only recently realizing I was an addict, and having people make fun of me for my drug of choice (cough syrup), it didn't really help that much. The second time was interrupted once after I was rushed to a hospital for suicidal thoughts, and then I left early after making an attempt.
Now, I'm close to 2 months clean, not going to NA, and have very few cravings. For me, and I can't stress enough how this is personal and may not be the case for everyone, I needed to find a way to express myself and something that I loved. I started writing. I've relapsed since I've started, but getting better and accepting that I'm not a great writer has made the biggest difference. For me, finding hobbies is a great therapy.

i legit laughed out loud at that one. how much of a pantywaste do you have to be that your 'drug of choice' is cough syrup?
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on November 28, 2012, 10:28:52 PM
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[–]ringsnmodules 201 points 2 hours ago
Agreed. I've been to rehab twice, the first time was ok, but only recently realizing I was an addict, and having people make fun of me for my drug of choice (cough syrup), it didn't really help that much. The second time was interrupted once after I was rushed to a hospital for suicidal thoughts, and then I left early after making an attempt.
Now, I'm close to 2 months clean, not going to NA, and have very few cravings. For me, and I can't stress enough how this is personal and may not be the case for everyone, I needed to find a way to express myself and something that I loved. I started writing. I've relapsed since I've started, but getting better and accepting that I'm not a great writer has made the biggest difference. For me, finding hobbies is a great therapy.

i legit laughed out loud at that one. how much of a pantywaste do you have to be that your 'drug of choice' is cough syrup?

Now now, what's wrong the noble pursuit of Tussin out? :tuss:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: armchair nazi on November 29, 2012, 01:41:46 AM
probably tried killing himself when cvs ran out of cherry
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on November 29, 2012, 04:38:30 AM
aming, double standards"

Nine pages of cultural marxist buzzwords and other assorted bullshit. Fascistcred++++ if you can make it through.

I want my fascist cred but not that fucking badly, nigger.  :eminem:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on November 29, 2012, 12:01:22 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/13z9x7/requested_a_refund_for_warz_today_check_out_the/ (http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/13z9x7/requested_a_refund_for_warz_today_check_out_the/)

I fucking hate redditors, they're the stereotype of Gen Y. because this manchild can't wait for his zombie vidya game to come out, he has to buy access to the beta NOW NOW NOW. being a beta piece of software and not being advertised as anything more, it supposedly doesn't work on his computer system and he demands a refund. company says we told you it was a beta, if you get a refund now we're probably going to blacklist you now and don't want to do business with you in the future.

cue the crying to reddit about terrible customer service because the big baby couldn't wait for his vidya game, and for all the company knows he played the game and got bored of it and wants to get his money back.

pages of redditor tears and crying about business practices (as a vidya game consumer they obviously know all about vidya game business models) and whiining about how this will now be a company they will never do business with, which will probably end up like this because they have no discipline
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Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: furly_ghost on November 29, 2012, 02:18:45 PM
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One of the ex mods stated that they definitely intend to stop development without warning if certain profit margins aren't reached.
and deny me my rights? Im pretty sure the UN decided that quad cores and free beta access are universal human rights now
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Well neither of those companies promise something they're not.

If you get a bad meal at Mc Donalds and you complain, They will generally offer you a refund or another meal.

McDonalds is unhealthy but they have good customer service generally.

This company is offering a shit product and shit customer service.

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Most people don't know that you can return a burger at McDonalds for as little as the cheese being off center or the two pickles being on top of each other rather than side by side. Holding hands not shagging is the pickle mantra.

Welcome to goononomics 101, today we will be going over how to get free food from mcdonalds
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on November 29, 2012, 09:02:24 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/13z9x7/requested_a_refund_for_warz_today_check_out_the/ (http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/13z9x7/requested_a_refund_for_warz_today_check_out_the/)

I fucking hate redditors, they're the stereotype of Gen Y. because this manchild can't wait for his zombie vidya game to come out, he has to buy access to the beta NOW NOW NOW. being a beta piece of software and not being advertised as anything more, it supposedly doesn't work on his computer system and he demands a refund. company says we told you it was a beta, if you get a refund now we're probably going to blacklist you now and don't want to do business with you in the future.

cue the crying to reddit about terrible customer service because the big baby couldn't wait for his vidya game, and for all the company knows he played the game and got bored of it and wants to get his money back.

pages of redditor tears and crying about business practices (as a vidya game consumer they obviously know all about vidya game business models) and whiining about how this will now be a company they will never do business with, which will probably end up like this because they have no discipline

i guess I'm really out of the loop, but this guy was charged $30 for a beta copy of a game? isn't that a bit steep? 

i can't really see wisdom in a company using a business model that tries to recoup development costs by charging fees during pre-launch testing.  it doesn't happen in my industry at all; the company picks up the whole tab for any development work it does with customers.

e: well, i suppose some industries may be able to get away with it, especially if the customers are idiots and willing to pay ~50% of retail cost for a buggy prototype.

imagine installing 4 beta prototypes of the game on your server.  a copy of the first revision is made to the hard drive, replacing the first copy.  the first copy becomes the second copy; and so on until the fourth copy is bumped into the recycle bin.

game development works the same way.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: wimpb on November 29, 2012, 09:35:40 PM
It's going to be free to play, the $30 gets him access to the beta and content after the game comes out.

Lot of free to play mmos are doing it now. A lot of them are terrible, but gamers are a retarded bunch so it works.

disclaimer: I paid $10 to get access to a f2p game in beta, but only after playing a (non-buggy) trial and enjoying it.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on November 29, 2012, 11:06:48 PM
It's going to be free to play, the $30 gets him access to the beta and content after the game comes out.

Lot of free to play mmos are doing it now. A lot of them are terrible, but gamers are a retarded bunch so it works.

disclaimer: I paid $10 to get access to a f2p game in beta, but only after playing a (non-buggy) trial and enjoying it.

Ah, thanks then.  I'm a luddite with MMOs and d/l content so I am more clueless than usual about this.  $10 isn't bad at all.  $30? Well, it would have to be pretty close to perfect for that.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: wimpb on November 29, 2012, 11:22:01 PM
Most of the enjoyment of F2P games comes from typing nigger in the chat and making retarded mom jokes whenever people call you racist.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Muttonfingers on November 30, 2012, 04:50:58 AM
I dunno if any of the free MMOs allow any avenues to relentlessly murder a particular person over and over but that would require spending time on an mmo so fuck it.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: brolonium on November 30, 2012, 07:01:18 AM
It's going to be free to play, the $30 gets him access to the beta and content after the game comes out.

Lot of free to play mmos are doing it now. A lot of them are terrible, but gamers are a retarded bunch so it works.

disclaimer: I paid $10 to get access to a f2p game in beta, but only after playing a (non-buggy) trial and enjoying it.

Ah, thanks then.  I'm a luddite with MMOs and d/l content so I am more clueless than usual about this.  $10 isn't bad at all.  $30? Well, it would have to be pretty close to perfect for that.
It's a product he's free to buy or not as his whim takes him. It could be a hundred thousand dollars, or one cent. It was still his choice to enter into that transaction. As long as the terms of the contract were set out and both parties agreed, and both sides have held up their end of the bargain I don't see what he has to complain about.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on November 30, 2012, 12:42:09 PM
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I don't know why we complicate an exceptionally easy process. (quickmeme.com)
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http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3rzdgw/ (http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3rzdgw/)


redditors agree that it's harder to map out the courtship rituals of the female members of the human species than act 3 in diablo.

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I don't know why we complicate an exceptionally easy process. by ByzantineBasileusin AdviceAnimals
[–]ByzantineBasileus 6 points 2 hours ago* (32|24)
I meant we in terms of humanity.
Sometimes women rely too much on body-language/flirting to attract a guy, and sometimes guys rely too much on interpreting or anaylzing behaviour/body language in order to find out what a girl is thinking.
So both genders take a simple process (expressing interest), and complicate it.
Edit: to those who are downvoting, what exactly is it about merely fucking explaining the rationale behind a title that is such a great abomination? If I were a truly trying to create a false impression, then why would I actually take the time to clarify what I meant?

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I don't know why we complicate an exceptionally easy process. by ByzantineBasileusin AdviceAnimals
[–]ByzantineBasileus 2 points 1 hour ago (2|0)
Why play a game that is broken to begin with? All the misunderstandings and trouble resulting from misreading or overlooking body language could have been avoided just through straight-forward honesty.
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Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on December 01, 2012, 07:06:23 PM
/r/atheism is goony as fuck as expected. this one's long but full of rambling about oppression by christians because you have to say the pledge of allegiance when you're six and the word god is on the dollar bill.

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The past several days have seen a big uptrend in attacking /r/atheism and atheist redditors. Good Guy Greg has famously weighed in, but that's far from the only example. Here's one I just came across today. The list goes on, and the arguments against us sound a similar theme, to wit:
/r/atheism is full of assholes who won't shut up.

It's that last part - that we won't shut up - that's the sticking point. From an angry outsider's perspective, we're just a bunch of know-it-all jerks who want to stick our noses in other peoples' business and piss on their beliefs. We're the ultimate trolls, raining on everyone else's parade for no reason other than we're huge dickheads.
But what these folks are missing (besides, y'know, logic) is that we're not merely pointing out their retarded convictions out of spite. And we're certainly not upset just because we disagree with their point of view. The problem is that religion - and in the Western world (the U.S. especially), that would be squarely on the shoulders of Christianity - has been so much more than simply another way of looking at the world. It has been a tool of ignorance, hate, rape, slavery, murder and genocide. And in current times, it bombards us (again, especially in the U.S.) with an unceasing shower of judgment, scorn and bullying. Religion creeps into our schools, our fucking science classes even. It makes itself home in our politics, our social views, our very laws. Those who adhere to religion FORCE their beliefs on the rest of us, from the Pledge of Allegiance, to testifying in court, to our currency, to the fucking Cub Scouts. Religion has wormed its tentacles into every facet of our daily lives, often to cruel degrees.

Thanks to religion, our social norms dictate what entertainment we can and can't consume. Thanks to religion, our political leaders feel obligated to thank GOD as our savior. Thanks to religion, my son can't openly admit at Cub Scouts that he thinks the idea of worshipping a god ("Poseidon", to use his example) is just silly. Thanks to religion, countless people die every day in third world conflicts, and in developed countries, folks still have to worry about coming out, or dating outside their race, or questioning moral authorities. Most U.S. states still ban gay marriage, and most fail to specifically make gay adoption legal. Hell, we only let gays serve in the military openly this year. Thanks to religion.
So when someone rolls their eyes and tells you to get over it, remind them how full of shit they are. Our waking lives are policed, lawyered, goverened and judged nonstop by the effects of two thousand heavyhanded years of Christianity, and those who don't think that still holds true in our modern day haven't got a clue. You can't even buy a beer on certain days in certain places thanks to religion. It infests us and our society like a cancer. But because most people like this particular cancer, they don't see the problem. And when we get pissy about it all, they call us jerks and whine about their beliefs.

Well, fuck them. I hate living in a zealous world, and I hate having to constantly play by their bullshit, fairytale rules. If I need to vent once in a while about yet another right-wing religious leader banging some guy in a motel room, or yet another church cover-up of child rape, or yet another religious special interest interfering with my political system while simultaneously receiving tax-exempt status, it's not because I'm being mean where their "beliefs" are concerned. It's because I choose to use my goddamn brain, and when I open my eyes, the world I see pisses me off. If they could form a critical, independent thought, they'd feel the same fucking way.

Edit: Whoa. I banged this out at the end of the day in a flurry of pent up anger. I had no idea it would elicit this kind of response. Your kind words are sincerely moving and uplifting, and those of you who have commented positively have my genuine gratitiude. Those of you who have offered serious criticism will receive my undivided attention as soon as my kids go to bed. And those of you who just chimed in to spout stupid shit can eat my balls. :)
6-MONTH UPDATE: I've continued to receive messages regarding this post, most of which have been thoughtful and complimentary. But others... As such, I should point out something which I had not considered important before, but which has come up in responses I've received: I am 38, and self-identified as an atheist long before discovering reddit, before many current redditors were even born. I've been accused of coming by my atheism because of reddit, and the Internet in general, which isn't an altogether unfair assumption. But for anyone who believes rejection of religion and spiritual belief is merely a result of being online, please give atheists more credit than that. I can only speak for myself, but I imagine I'm certainly not the only one to embrace non-religion prior to finding reddit, or independent from it. Resources like reddit, and the broad scope of information the Internet provides, can be hugely beneficial in learning and understanding. But even in this day and age, they are far from the only means of education. All it takes is an average mind and a bit of simple reasoning to realize that supernatural tales and religious dogma are, at best, delusional and contradictory. I love reddit, but it had nothing to do with my atheism, which I defend proudly.

Theists: please do not think that a website is responsible for widespread cultural shifts, particularly regarding such deeply held beliefs as religion. The Internet, even an awesome site like reddit, is but a tool. It can be used, abused or ignored. Sometimes it's helpful, sometimes harmful, sometimes just a distraction.
It all depends on the individual, as these things always have.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on December 01, 2012, 07:11:00 PM
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While I rarely post now, and was never a big contributor to begin with, I am the 'founder' of r/atheism (I'm sure I created the sub a nanosecond before someone else would have) and have top-level control of the moderators, and things of that nature.
It is therefore my privilege to 'own' this sub-reddit (insofar as that means anything), and I intend to keep it totally free and open, and lacking in any kind of classic moderation. As you can imagine, there has been tremendous pressure to restrict the content that can be posted here, and restrict the people who can post here; to the extent that I don't even read my inbox anymore.
Some cool changes have been made to the sub - none by me. I wish I knew exactly who to give the credit to, but there are also some I may not necessarily agree with (and I won't jump the gun right now, I'll do some research). What I want to put across is that my intent is to keep this sub free and open. If at any point it is no longer that, let it be known and I will act.
We have something really special here - and it's so, so very easy for it to get fucked up. The tiniest of changes could irreparably damage what this sub is meant to be. Again: free and open. Many of us know just how important those virtues are.
r/atheism has been made to be the black sheep of reddit. Heck, the black sheep of the internet. People are doing a good job with that. But so long as I have my account here, we will sacrifice no freedoms. I am confident that if any are given away, they'll never be given back.
I've said far too much - I'm tired. I'm trying to convey a very simple point. Goodnight!

yes as we all know the atheists of reddit are openly persecuted everywhere on the internet and can't even step outside their dungeons without their moms yelling at them to take out the trash.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Rocket on December 01, 2012, 10:33:51 PM
/r/atheism is goony as fuck as expected. this one's long but full of rambling about oppression by christians because you have to say the pledge of allegiance when you're six and the word god is on the dollar bill.

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The past several days have seen a big uptrend in attacking /r/atheism and atheist redditors. Good Guy Greg has famously weighed in, but that's far from the only example. Here's one I just came across today. The list goes on, and the arguments against us sound a similar theme, to wit:
/r/atheism is full of assholes who won't shut up.

It's that last part - that we won't shut up - that's the sticking point. From an angry outsider's perspective, we're just a bunch of know-it-all jerks who want to stick our noses in other peoples' business and piss on their beliefs. We're the ultimate trolls, raining on everyone else's parade for no reason other than we're huge dickheads.
But what these folks are missing (besides, y'know, logic) is that we're not merely pointing out their retarded convictions out of spite. And we're certainly not upset just because we disagree with their point of view. The problem is that religion - and in the Western world (the U.S. especially), that would be squarely on the shoulders of Christianity - has been so much more than simply another way of looking at the world. It has been a tool of ignorance, hate, rape, slavery, murder and genocide. And in current times, it bombards us (again, especially in the U.S.) with an unceasing shower of judgment, scorn and bullying. Religion creeps into our schools, our fucking science classes even. It makes itself home in our politics, our social views, our very laws. Those who adhere to religion FORCE their beliefs on the rest of us, from the Pledge of Allegiance, to testifying in court, to our currency, to the fucking Cub Scouts. Religion has wormed its tentacles into every facet of our daily lives, often to cruel degrees.

Thanks to religion, our social norms dictate what entertainment we can and can't consume. Thanks to religion, our political leaders feel obligated to thank GOD as our savior. Thanks to religion, my son can't openly admit at Cub Scouts that he thinks the idea of worshipping a god ("Poseidon", to use his example) is just silly. Thanks to religion, countless people die every day in third world conflicts, and in developed countries, folks still have to worry about coming out, or dating outside their race, or questioning moral authorities. Most U.S. states still ban gay marriage, and most fail to specifically make gay adoption legal. Hell, we only let gays serve in the military openly this year. Thanks to religion.
So when someone rolls their eyes and tells you to get over it, remind them how full of shit they are. Our waking lives are policed, lawyered, goverened and judged nonstop by the effects of two thousand heavyhanded years of Christianity, and those who don't think that still holds true in our modern day haven't got a clue. You can't even buy a beer on certain days in certain places thanks to religion. It infests us and our society like a cancer. But because most people like this particular cancer, they don't see the problem. And when we get pissy about it all, they call us jerks and whine about their beliefs.

Well, fuck them. I hate living in a zealous world, and I hate having to constantly play by their bullshit, fairytale rules. If I need to vent once in a while about yet another right-wing religious leader banging some guy in a motel room, or yet another church cover-up of child rape, or yet another religious special interest interfering with my political system while simultaneously receiving tax-exempt status, it's not because I'm being mean where their "beliefs" are concerned. It's because I choose to use my goddamn brain, and when I open my eyes, the world I see pisses me off. If they could form a critical, independent thought, they'd feel the same fucking way.

Edit: Whoa. I banged this out at the end of the day in a flurry of pent up anger. I had no idea it would elicit this kind of response. Your kind words are sincerely moving and uplifting, and those of you who have commented positively have my genuine gratitiude. Those of you who have offered serious criticism will receive my undivided attention as soon as my kids go to bed. And those of you who just chimed in to spout stupid shit can eat my balls. :)
6-MONTH UPDATE: I've continued to receive messages regarding this post, most of which have been thoughtful and complimentary. But others... As such, I should point out something which I had not considered important before, but which has come up in responses I've received: I am 38, and self-identified as an atheist long before discovering reddit, before many current redditors were even born. I've been accused of coming by my atheism because of reddit, and the Internet in general, which isn't an altogether unfair assumption. But for anyone who believes rejection of religion and spiritual belief is merely a result of being online, please give atheists more credit than that. I can only speak for myself, but I imagine I'm certainly not the only one to embrace non-religion prior to finding reddit, or independent from it. Resources like reddit, and the broad scope of information the Internet provides, can be hugely beneficial in learning and understanding. But even in this day and age, they are far from the only means of education. All it takes is an average mind and a bit of simple reasoning to realize that supernatural tales and religious dogma are, at best, delusional and contradictory. I love reddit, but it had nothing to do with my atheism, which I defend proudly.

Theists: please do not think that a website is responsible for widespread cultural shifts, particularly regarding such deeply held beliefs as religion. The Internet, even an awesome site like reddit, is but a tool. It can be used, abused or ignored. Sometimes it's helpful, sometimes harmful, sometimes just a distraction.
It all depends on the individual, as these things always have.
Religion causes rape?

Nothing he said is true.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on December 10, 2012, 10:32:24 AM
redditors up in arms over a meme about someone's parents buying them lots of vidya games:
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3s4as9/ (http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3s4as9/)

http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/14kx1b/what_i_see_every_time_someone_uploads_their/ (http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/14kx1b/what_i_see_every_time_someone_uploads_their/)

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[–]Sabinlerose 6 points 6 hours ago
This just makes me feel like OP is butthurt to the ninth degree. I got about 52 PSX games off Ebay last Christmas for 65 dollars. And good ones were in there too. Breath of Fire III, Final Fantasy 9, Ape Escape 1, Megaman Legends 1 and 2. Grand Theft Auto collection thing. Loads more. Collecting games is only expensive when you don't know how to do it properly.

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[–]RabidRetrospectGames 19 points 10 hours ago
It's not actually hard to get a lot of games. You wouldn't believe how cheap games get around a year or two after they release. I picked up around 60 ps2 games that I never actually tried over the course of the summer because they were dirt cheap online and in second-hand stores. Hell, look how cheap some games from 2011 are already. I've seen copies of Skyrim sell for 10$. Take advantage of a few buy-2-get-1-free sales and you've got yourself a big-ass collection.

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Traniz 2 points 6 hours ago
A a person who had to buy everything myself from the age 9 and up (even clothes). I feel that OP is indeed the opposite of a faggot.

lol what the fuck is this. yes i'm sure at 9 years old your ass had a job to buy all your clothes and everything you needed onwards. shitthatneverhappened.txt

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skadefryd 2 points 58 minutes ago
If what you're saying is correct, and the other commenter's (in this thread) assessment that it's about 1000-1500 games is also correct, that's 100-150 games a year, or one every 2-3 days.
Who the fuck needs that many games? Could your family really not think of anything else to spend the money on?
When it comes to useless shit no one needs, it's called "hoarding": when it comes to splurging on a new game twice a week, it's called "collecting".

the only common sense in that thread. these people are the definition of mindless consumers. 100 dollars for 50 video games from 1998 that I'll never play? WHAT A DEAL
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Rocket on December 10, 2012, 06:45:27 PM
Ninth degree.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: accshr on December 10, 2012, 07:23:46 PM
I buy vidya lots for cheap on ebay too

then i resell them to goons at marked up prices :smug:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Procrustes on December 11, 2012, 01:58:38 PM
All gamers are by definition children so who cares what some child collects or hoards because they'll all be dead of dew-and-doritos induced heart attacks by 45 plus they'll never breed anyway.

Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Rocket on December 13, 2012, 04:39:14 AM
Yea, but "ninth degree."
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on December 15, 2012, 10:14:19 AM
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[–]Fozee 1 point 17 days ago
I'm utilitarian, I find jeans to be ridiculous. I wear military BDU pants because they're warmer, better looking, and more durable than your typical fashion-oriented jeans.
I also find it absolutely silly that people wear blue pants.

pants without cargo pockets? where the fuck do you plan on keeping your utility kit, soldier???
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: faggotvonpenisbreath on December 20, 2012, 03:30:41 PM
Found on reddit.
(http://i.imgur.com/DyUJ0.jpg)
 :lilal:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Birk on December 20, 2012, 04:58:08 PM
what the fuck
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Rocket on December 20, 2012, 08:40:22 PM
I think it's finally happened. I actually wish that had a trigger warning.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on December 20, 2012, 08:46:36 PM
 :adam: Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy.

 :drew: You cannot judge.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on December 20, 2012, 09:09:52 PM
 :madgoon:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on December 20, 2012, 09:13:11 PM
I have to say that these days, I feel more like a female, than a Male-To-Female. This is all semantics (and i'm anti-semantic) but I feel more like a woman that was once male rather than a guy that wants to be a girl. I guess that was one of my goals, to find, understand and become comfortable with myself, the girl. It's been so long since i've been anything but a girl, even if I've gotten scruffy or not taken my hormones, I still feel entirely feminine. I've been a girl, looked in the mirror and seen myself as a girl enough to know thats whats really going on. Maybe that's why many of us transgirls like having our pictures taken so much. Even if I'm not feeling or looking lovely, I'm the girl in the pictures, when I'm 90 I'm still going to be the girl in those pictures.


 :facepalm:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: accshr on December 20, 2012, 09:58:01 PM
BURNED THROUGH MY RETINAS

INTO MY NIGHTMARES
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on December 20, 2012, 11:00:34 PM
Found on reddit.
http://i.imgur.com/DyUJ0.jpg
 :lilal:

It's times like this that I wish Quetzalcoatl really would come tomorrow and eat everyone. There's nothing else to hope for.
 :swanson:

E: lets not have that image quoted for the new page.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: accshr on December 20, 2012, 11:33:51 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9ST2NgjfYU

I think this is the same faggot
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on December 21, 2012, 12:49:48 AM
GET ON MY LEVEL!

http://www.youporn.com/watch/7963529/cute-shemale-sadie-hawkins-fucked-by-tranny/

I dare ya, I fuckin' dare ya to watch this.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on December 21, 2012, 05:45:17 AM
I have to say that these days, I feel more like a female, than a Male-To-Female. This is all semantics (and i'm anti-semantic) but I feel more like a woman that was once male rather than a guy that wants to be a girl. I guess that was one of my goals, to find, understand and become comfortable with myself, the girl. It's been so long since i've been anything but a girl, even if I've gotten scruffy or not taken my hormones, I still feel entirely feminine. I've been a girl, looked in the mirror and seen myself as a girl enough to know thats whats really going on. Maybe that's why many of us transgirls like having our pictures taken so much. Even if I'm not feeling or looking lovely, I'm the girl in the pictures, when I'm 90 I'm still going to be the girl in those pictures.


 :facepalm:

You're not going to be 90  :lolno:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on December 21, 2012, 05:50:05 AM
GET ON MY LEVEL!

http://www.youporn.com/watch/7963529/cute-shemale-sadie-hawkins-fucked-by-tranny/

I dare ya, I fuckin' dare ya to watch this.

No.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Rocket on December 21, 2012, 05:59:50 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9ST2NgjfYU

I think this is the same faggot
Has to be. That dude must have inherited a lot of money. Not working will fuck up a person. An idle mind is the Devil's workshop.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: faggotvonpenisbreath on December 21, 2012, 12:38:06 PM
GET ON MY LEVEL!

http://www.youporn.com/watch/7963529/cute-shemale-sadie-hawkins-fucked-by-tranny/

I dare ya, I fuckin' dare ya to watch this.

Things like this make me value a nice normal sex life.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on December 21, 2012, 06:26:25 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9ST2NgjfYU

I think this is the same faggot

"When I come home, I slip into one of my cute little outfits, and it helps me wash away the stress of the world."
 :joe:
When I come home I have a glass of whiskey.


"When I was younger I felt shame."
And you still should.
 :adam:


"It's my little secret."
Ummm... :tuss:


"Reily hasn't been able to find a long term relationship..."
 :jesse:


"You know I'm transgendered..." well believe it or not, that isn't the most fucked up thing about me!


"There's no reason for me to stop so why should I?"
No reason. None. Your life is great.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on December 22, 2012, 12:09:58 PM
The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was, but the gun shoots death, and purifies the Earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth ... and kill!

Looking back, this seems to be a quote that was too early for it's time.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: OSI on December 22, 2012, 12:14:28 PM
Found on reddit.
http://i.imgur.com/DyUJ0.jpg
 :lilal:

It's times like this that I wish Quetzalcoatl really would come tomorrow and eat everyone. There's nothing else to hope for.
 :swanson:

E: lets not have that image quoted for the new page.


Starving African: let me get this straight.....in America, people shove food up their asses? Seriously?

Confirmed for troon.  Now that pic got even MORE horrifying.

 :myecred: :myecred: :myecred: :myecred: :myecred: :myecred: :myecred: :myecred:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: faggotvonpenisbreath on December 22, 2012, 04:24:44 PM

Confirmed for troon. 


??
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: OSI on December 22, 2012, 06:12:22 PM
Go to the blog on the image and read the entries.

 :lilal:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on December 31, 2012, 01:12:41 PM
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Denying Children Access To My House (self.childfree)
submitted 12 hours ago* by EmeraldLight
I told my friend (who will be renting from me) that I want a sign denying any child access to my new (and first) home. He argued that we can't because his brother is having a baby. "Can't deny family." I returned that he doesn't pay me enough rent to use that arguement. He hasn't responded. Shit, maybe I overstepped our friendship...? Okay, now I feel bad...
So, what do you think? Why should I have to baby proof my house every time someone brings their demon over? Is it unreasonable to want my house to stay untouched by germy hands, and free of screaming, shrieking, puking, shitting, demon spawn? To know that my cats won't be tormented, and that I won't have to disinfect everything? Besides, it's not that hard to go over to the parents house and visit there, is it? Where we will be living, it's like, a 15 minute walk to get from our place to his brothers place (unless they move).
Edit: All of your comments are amazing! I'm learning a lot, thank you all! Edit 2: And now I feel like an idiot. Thanks.

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[–]ErikAllenAwake26 / M / Cincinnati, OH 1 point 10 hours ago
It's not the same situation, but once I've saved up and purchased my home, children WILL NOT set foot inside of it.
I have no brothers or sisters with kids, I have no close friends with kids and I'm not hosting social gatherings. If someone shows up uninvited with their spawn, we're going out in the front yard to talk until they leave.
I say this mostly because I intend to purchase firearms (a few pistols, a hunting rifle and a shotgun) and cabinetry/flooring/appliances that isn't particularly child free. Glass doors, etc.
I want a refuge from children. For the same reason, I think I'm going pet-free as well. I love dogs, but the idea of having a pet at home that needs me to come home at least twice a day to let it out and feed it and love on it? Too much like an infant. It defeats the purpose of a refuge.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: veteran of forum wars on December 31, 2012, 01:38:50 PM
Beep boop emotions.exe failed to load

Resume reclusive life without this program? Y/N
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Procrustes on December 31, 2012, 03:38:34 PM
Found on reddit.
[mg]http://i.imgur.com/DyUJ0.jpg[/img]
 :lilal:

Jesus fucking Christ what in the fuck!?!?!?!?!?!?!

My fuckin eyes man, my fuckin eyes
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Rocket on December 31, 2012, 11:39:40 PM
I agree about dogs. If you have a dog in the house, you live in a dog house and it smells like a dog and the dog will eventually shit in the house. That's fucking disgusting. Also, I don't want to deal with a dog. And yes, I grew up with dogs and owned a few. I have WAY too much to deal with to have a pet.

But anyone who wants a sign that denies access to children should probably not be around children anyway.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on January 01, 2013, 12:25:39 PM
I agree about dogs. If you have a dog in the house, you live in a dog house and it smells like a dog and the dog will eventually shit in the house. That's fucking disgusting. Also, I don't want to deal with a dog. And yes, I grew up with dogs and owned a few. I have WAY too much to deal with to have a pet.

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[–]ErikAllenAwake26 / M / Cincinnati, OH 1 point 10 hours ago
It's not the same situation, but once I've saved up and purchased my home, children WILL NOT set foot inside of it.
I have no brothers or sisters with kids, I have no close friends with kids and I'm not hosting social gatherings. If someone shows up uninvited with their spawn, we're going out in the front yard to talk until they leave.
I say this mostly because I intend to purchase firearms (a few pistols, a hunting rifle and a shotgun) and cabinetry/flooring/appliances that isn't particularly child free. Glass doors, etc.
I want a refuge from children. For the same reason, I think I'm going pet-free as well. I love dogs, but the idea of having a pet at home that needs me to come home at least twice a day to let it out and feed it and love on it? Too much like an infant. It defeats the purpose of a refuge.

yes those would be legit reasons for not wanting a dog rocket but those were reasons nobody but you mentioned or even hinted at hence redditors.txt
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Rocket on January 02, 2013, 12:56:42 AM
I'm not sure what you are saying. Because I'm too busy to properly care for a dog and I don't want to clean up after one I'm a goon? It doesn't really work that way.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: OSI on January 02, 2013, 08:04:26 AM
FFS Rocket can you not turn this thread into "me!me!me!.txt" and just have a laugh?
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on January 02, 2013, 08:56:14 AM
FFS Rocket can you not turn this thread into "me!me!me!.txt" and just have a laugh?

Can black people stop blaming other people for their problems?
Can women think logically about things before opening up with how it makes them feel?
Can Indians bathe?
Can redskins hold their liqueur?
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: woulduliketonomoar on January 02, 2013, 09:01:57 AM
FFS Rocket can you not turn this thread into "me!me!me!.txt" and just have a laugh?
That'd be a big negative on that one.

As for non-gooney pets (i.e. dogs and cats)...

Having pets is a conscious decision to live in a less sanitary home. That having been said,  I love my dog.

It all depends on how well you take care of your house and the pets.  I've got 2 cats and a older (12+yr) Lab.  Run a cordless vac on the downstairs hardwood and rugs at least once every other day eliminates stray hairs.  Use a high quality litter, scoop the cat box once daily and sprinkle in baking soda eliminates any cat waste smell.  Slobber from the Lab? Its a Lab.  Though waking up to my wife's cat licking my head is a bit odd. 

Then again I have two kids as well and my theory is the more germs they are exposed to the better.  Upper middle to upper class white kids have the highest rates of general allergies and food allergies because those SWPL dipshits are all about hand sanitizer this and Clorox wipes that meaning those kids' immune systems never develop as well as others who don't live in the sterility of a surgical suite.

I'm certainly not advocating living in a goonhause or goontrailer with overflowing boxes of catshit, food rotting on the counters and light sprinkling of cheetos dust everwhere.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on January 03, 2013, 01:18:33 AM

I'm certainly not advocating living in a goonhause or goontrailer with overflowing boxes of catshit, food rotting on the counters and light sprinkling of cheetos dust everwhere.

but you know who will survive the nuclear apocalypse, along with the cockroaches (cockroaches that do live in the goonhaus and trailer with overflowing boxes of cat shit etc. ...)?

Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: whatthedickesisthis on January 03, 2013, 03:11:46 PM
The country/farmhouse shit, the best shit.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on January 13, 2013, 11:50:25 AM
http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2013/01/13/swartz-reddit-new-york-trial/1830037/

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NEW YORK (AP) — The family of a Reddit co-founder who committed suicide in New York weeks before he was to go on trial on federal charges that he stole millions of scholarly articles is blaming prosecutors for his death.

Aaron Swartz hanged himself in his Brooklyn apartment Friday night, his family and authorities said. The 26-year-old had fought to make online content free to the public and as a teenager helped create RSS, a family of Web feed formats used to gather updates from blogs, news headlines, audio and video for users.

In 2011, he was charged with stealing millions of scientific journals from a computer archive at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology in an attempt to make them freely available.

He had pleaded not guilty, and his federal trial was to begin next month. If convicted, he faced decades in prison and a fortune in fines.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Rocket on January 13, 2013, 12:44:29 PM
FFS Rocket can you not turn this thread into "me!me!me!.txt" and just have a laugh?
That'd be a big negative on that one.

As for non-gooney pets (i.e. dogs and cats)...

Having pets is a conscious decision to live in a less sanitary home. That having been said,  I love my dog.

It all depends on how well you take care of your house and the pets.  I've got 2 cats and a older (12+yr) Lab.  Run a cordless vac on the downstairs hardwood and rugs at least once every other day eliminates stray hairs.  Use a high quality litter, scoop the cat box once daily and sprinkle in baking soda eliminates any cat waste smell.  Slobber from the Lab? Its a Lab.  Though waking up to my wife's cat licking my head is a bit odd. 

Then again I have two kids as well and my theory is the more germs they are exposed to the better.  Upper middle to upper class white kids have the highest rates of general allergies and food allergies because those SWPL dipshits are all about hand sanitizer this and Clorox wipes that meaning those kids' immune systems never develop as well as others who don't live in the sterility of a surgical suite.

I'm certainly not advocating living in a goonhause or goontrailer with overflowing boxes of catshit, food rotting on the counters and light sprinkling of cheetos dust everwhere.
Jesus Christ me me me etc.

OSI you're being a crusty geezer today.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on January 13, 2013, 08:52:04 PM
http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2013/01/13/swartz-reddit-new-york-trial/1830037/

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NEW YORK (AP) — The family of a Reddit co-founder who committed suicide in New York weeks before he was to go on trial on federal charges that he stole millions of scholarly articles is blaming prosecutors for his death.

Aaron Swartz hanged himself in his Brooklyn apartment Friday night, his family and authorities said. The 26-year-old had fought to make online content free to the public and as a teenager helped create RSS, a family of Web feed formats used to gather updates from blogs, news headlines, audio and video for users.

In 2011, he was charged with stealing millions of scientific journals from a computer archive at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology in an attempt to make them freely available.

He had pleaded not guilty, and his federal trial was to begin next month. If convicted, he faced decades in prison and a fortune in fines.

4chon's going nuts over this. Apparently there's been a rash of suspicious deaths, people who gained some juice by criticizing the government.

Haven't seen Breitbart mentioned and he's not been dead for a year.  :eminem:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: OSI on January 14, 2013, 12:39:33 AM
Quote from: Randbot2020
4chon's going nuts over this. Apparently there's been a rash of suspicious deaths, people who gained some juice by criticizing the government.

Haven't seen Breitbart mentioned and he's not been dead for a year.  :eminem:

The owner of Noveske Rifles and the manager of the FPSRussia youtube channel were both killed recently. Noveske while riding down a road in his truck and the FPSRussia guy was found tied up in his house, shot in the back of the head, with none of his expensive
firearms taken.

The Reddit founder was apparently being hounded by the US Attorney because he published a bunch of copyrighted academic papers from MIT. The owners were like "k whatevs" but MIT acted like it cared enough about the 'crime' or something so the US Attny took it as carte blanche to go after him on enough counts of copyright infringement that he would have been in prison for twenty plus years.  Paying for his defense had apparently drained his coffers to the point that he was functionally in poverty even though he invented Reddit and RSS.

You wanted anarcho-tyranny, you got it.  Meanwhile this weekend in Phoenix a pair of multiple deportees went free because her daughter happened to be a beaner activist and cried to enough people to get the deportation hearing deferred.

CNN called it a night raid in the headline. Fuck this gay country.

Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: BubbaCat on January 14, 2013, 01:18:37 PM
http://mobile.news.com.au/technology/feds-dismiss-charges-against-swartz-cite-suicide/story-e6frfro0-1226553966248

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(http://api.news.com.au/content/1.0/newscomau/images/1226552924754?format=jpg&group=iphone&size=small)
FEDERAL prosecutors in Boston have dismissed charges against Reddit.com co-founder and internet activist Aaron Swartz, who was found dead in his New York apartment last week.

US Attorney Carmen Ortiz and the lead prosecutor on the case, Assistant US Attorney Stephen Heymann, filed a three-line notice of dismissal in court yesterday.

The notice says the case is being dismissed because of Swartz's death. Such filings are routine when a defendant dies before trial.

Swartz was indicted in 2011 on 13 counts, including wire fraud and computer fraud. Prosecutors alleged he illegally gained access to millions of academic articles through the academic database JSTOR. His trial was scheduled to begin in April.

Swartz's family says his suicide was ''the product of a criminal justice system rife with intimidation and prosecutorial overreach.''

 :myecred: :myecred: :myecred: :myecred: :myecred:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Rocket on January 14, 2013, 11:04:26 PM
I don't get all you faggots acting like he should have been given a pass for his crime. If you ever created something people would pay for you wouldn't be carrying water for the occupiers. Grow up.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Yon Clown-Faced Maiden on January 15, 2013, 04:23:33 AM
I kind of wanted to say something like this earlier. It's like the goon thought process that property crime isn't real crime. Also, the moron turned down a 6-month plea bargain that he would likely have only served half of in favor of fighting the charges, then hated the odds so bad he killed himself.

What happened was he wrote a script that bulk-downloaded articles from jstor.  Which he was a paid subscriber of, and was allowed to download content from.  I don't see the crime here, other than the fact that he did it in a way they didn't expect him to.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: wimpb on January 15, 2013, 04:35:42 AM
Didn't he release them for free after that?
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: OSI on January 15, 2013, 07:25:54 AM
I don't get all you faggots acting like he should have been given a pass for his crime. If you ever created something people would pay for you wouldn't be carrying water for the occupiers. Grow up.

Mainly because the US Attorney went full retard charging him with a barrage of offenses in order to force a plea bargain while real crimes get thrown out due to "discretion" .

Only on the Southwest border is 500 pounds of mj described as "personal use" with a straight face.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: yowhatupg on January 15, 2013, 08:11:30 AM
I don't get all you faggots acting like he should have been given a pass for his crime. If you ever created something people would pay for you wouldn't be carrying water for the occupiers. Grow up.

From what I've read, nothing criminal actually occurred.
Feel free to let me know otherwise, I admit that I didn't hear about the case until the recent outrage.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on January 15, 2013, 09:10:17 AM
he wasn't the 'subscriber' - the university, MIT, is the subscriber and whenever students access JSTOR or the like they're using the university's account. kind of a nitpicky point but I think that's where the legal issues come up.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Procrustes on January 15, 2013, 09:39:09 AM
I kind of wanted to say something like this earlier. It's like the goon thought process that property crime isn't real crime. Also, the moron turned down a 6-month plea bargain that he would likely have only served half of in favor of fighting the charges, then hated the odds so bad he killed himself.

What happened was he wrote a script that bulk-downloaded articles from jstor.  Which he was a paid subscriber of, and was allowed to download content from.  I don't see the crime here, other than the fact that he did it in a way they didn't expect him to.

He was a Harvard fellow (studying ethics lol) when he downloaded 5 MILLION JSTOR articles that everyone is like tooootalllyyyy suuuurreee was for personal research use....using MIT credentials.

The faggot stole protected digital information, then offed himself rather than face the consequences of his poor choices. 

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Procrustes on January 15, 2013, 09:47:44 AM
Who needs that many articles? What the Christ was the purpose of downloading them?

he was going to make them available on file sharing websites for free.

Information should be, like, totally free and stuff maaaaaannnn
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on January 15, 2013, 02:38:29 PM
Who needs that many articles? What the Christ was the purpose of downloading them?

he was going to make them available on file sharing websites for free.

Information should be, like, totally free and stuff maaaaaannnn

i wonder how many people advocating freeeeeee information even have a library card
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: wimpb on January 15, 2013, 08:25:04 PM
Now that I actually went to JSTOR I notice they have a ton of books as well, all textbooks and academic stuff, but if you were to download all that and release it for free that'd be a pretty big deal. Some of the books I was checking out are for sale on amazon.

My university has an account with an engineering standards organization. I think I'd be pretty well fucked if I downloaded all of the engineering standards (worth $80+ each) and had intent to release them for free.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Birk on January 15, 2013, 09:26:35 PM
I don't understand why anyone would really want anything off JSTOR. I mean if you need it you're probably going to have access to it. I guess people could be curious or whatever but that doesn't seem terribly likely.

I didn't know they had textbooks now, but that seems weird for him to just try to subvert the textbook racket (which is complete bullshit but whatever).

Oh well he's dead now so we'll never what the fuck he was thinkin. rip i guess
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: wimpb on January 15, 2013, 10:17:53 PM
You can get a copy of D.H. Hill's algebra textbook online for free and it's probably better than any modern algebra textbook.

Plus it's got questions like this:

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In the year 1853 there were a certain number of Women’s Rights conventions held in the State of New York. If 6 be added to the number and the square root of the sum be taken, the result will be exactly equal to the number. Required the number.

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The field of battle at Buena Vista is 6 1/2 miles from Saltillo. Two Indiana volunteers ran away from the field of battle at the same time; one ran half a mile per hour faster than the other, and reached Saltillo 5 minutes and 54 6/11 seconds sooner than the other. Required their respective rates of travel.

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A Yankee mixes a certain quantity of wooden nutmegs, which cost him 1/4 cent apiece, with a quantity of real nutmegs, worth 4 cents apiece, and sells the whole assortment for $44; and gains $3.75 by the fraud. How many wooden nutmegs were there?

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At the Women’s Rights Convention, held at Syracuse, New York, composed of 150 delegates, the old maids, childless-wives, and bedlamites were to each other as the numbers 5, 7, and 3. How many were there in each class?

(D.H Hill was a Confederate General)
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Yon Clown-Faced Maiden on January 23, 2013, 11:46:26 PM
Didn't he release them for free after that?

Don't think so. 

The issue is that he used a "hacker script" to snarf the whole library rather than getting them one at a time like they expected him to.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Yon Clown-Faced Maiden on January 23, 2013, 11:49:00 PM
I kind of wanted to say something like this earlier. It's like the goon thought process that property crime isn't real crime. Also, the moron turned down a 6-month plea bargain that he would likely have only served half of in favor of fighting the charges, then hated the odds so bad he killed himself.

What happened was he wrote a script that bulk-downloaded articles from jstor.  Which he was a paid subscriber of, and was allowed to download content from.  I don't see the crime here, other than the fact that he did it in a way they didn't expect him to.

He was a Harvard fellow (studying ethics lol) when he downloaded 5 MILLION JSTOR articles that everyone is like tooootalllyyyy suuuurreee was for personal research use....using MIT credentials.

The faggot stole protected digital information, then offed himself rather than face the consequences of his poor choices. 

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

If I withdraw all the money from my bank account am I robbing the bank?

No.  You stupid idiot.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Yon Clown-Faced Maiden on January 23, 2013, 11:52:42 PM
Like you're going to use all that money to buy tacos.  Anyone carrying more than $20 on his person intends to buy child prostitutes.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: wimpb on January 23, 2013, 11:58:36 PM
Didn't he release them for free after that?

Don't think so. 

The issue is that he used a "hacker script" to snarf the whole library rather than getting them one at a time like they expected him to.

So he was planning to read it all himself?
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Yon Clown-Faced Maiden on January 24, 2013, 12:57:59 AM
Who cares what he was going to do with it?  He was authorized to have it.

What are you, the department of Pre-Crime?
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: wimpb on January 24, 2013, 01:07:49 AM
Perhaps the prosecutors logically concluded that he was planning to release it all for free? Especially considering he had carried out a similar act in the past. Also maybe what drew their attention to him in the first place was when some of the servers crashed, I dunno though, I'm not a tech nerd.

Attempted murder? What are you, the department of pre-crime?


Also can the feds really be held to account for him offing himself? I'm no fan of the feds, but I don't think you can hold them responsible when a man holds his own life hostage and he decides to kill that hostage.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Yon Clown-Faced Maiden on January 24, 2013, 01:25:36 AM
Perhaps the prosecutors logically concluded that he was planning to release it all for free? Especially considering he had carried out a similar act in the past. Also maybe what drew their attention to him in the first place was when some of the servers crashed, I dunno though, I'm not a tech nerd.

Attempted murder? What are you, the department of pre-crime?

Attempted murder is illegal.  It's called assault with a deadly weapon, which is a crime.

How many ways can I say this?  NOTHING he did was in violation of any state, local or federal law.  Nothing.  Not a violation of the DMCA, not a violation of copyright, not a violation of any license agreement.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: accshr on January 24, 2013, 02:27:07 AM
anyone who says fuck you to academia is OK with me
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: wimpb on January 24, 2013, 02:57:00 AM
Perhaps the prosecutors logically concluded that he was planning to release it all for free? Especially considering he had carried out a similar act in the past. Also maybe what drew their attention to him in the first place was when some of the servers crashed, I dunno though, I'm not a tech nerd.

Attempted murder? What are you, the department of pre-crime?

Attempted murder is illegal.  It's called assault with a deadly weapon, which is a crime.

How many ways can I say this?  NOTHING he did was in violation of any state, local or federal law.  Nothing.  Not a violation of the DMCA, not a violation of copyright, not a violation of any license agreement.

Cool, then he can prove himself innocent in a court of law.

Oh wait he killed himself.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Rocket on January 24, 2013, 03:36:33 AM
Perhaps the prosecutors logically concluded that he was planning to release it all for free? Especially considering he had carried out a similar act in the past. Also maybe what drew their attention to him in the first place was when some of the servers crashed, I dunno though, I'm not a tech nerd.

Attempted murder? What are you, the department of pre-crime?

Attempted murder is illegal.  It's called assault with a deadly weapon, which is a crime.
I just want to quote this for posterity.

Now explain how you really didn't mean this.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Yon Clown-Faced Maiden on January 24, 2013, 04:31:35 AM
Perhaps the prosecutors logically concluded that he was planning to release it all for free? Especially considering he had carried out a similar act in the past. Also maybe what drew their attention to him in the first place was when some of the servers crashed, I dunno though, I'm not a tech nerd.

Attempted murder? What are you, the department of pre-crime?

Attempted murder is illegal.  It's called assault with a deadly weapon, which is a crime.

How many ways can I say this?  NOTHING he did was in violation of any state, local or federal law.  Nothing.  Not a violation of the DMCA, not a violation of copyright, not a violation of any license agreement.

Cool, then he can prove himself innocent in a court of law.

Oh wait he killed himself.

And Harvard and jstor look like tremendous fuckholes.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Procrustes on January 24, 2013, 08:59:33 AM
I kind of wanted to say something like this earlier. It's like the goon thought process that property crime isn't real crime. Also, the moron turned down a 6-month plea bargain that he would likely have only served half of in favor of fighting the charges, then hated the odds so bad he killed himself.

What happened was he wrote a script that bulk-downloaded articles from jstor.  Which he was a paid subscriber of, and was allowed to download content from.  I don't see the crime here, other than the fact that he did it in a way they didn't expect him to.

He was a Harvard fellow (studying ethics lol) when he downloaded 5 MILLION JSTOR articles that everyone is like tooootalllyyyy suuuurreee was for personal research use....using MIT credentials.

The faggot stole protected digital information, then offed himself rather than face the consequences of his poor choices. 

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

If I withdraw all the money from my bank account am I robbing the bank?

No.  You stupid idiot.

hurtfeelingsreport.jpg

If Aaron Schwartz was legally downloading those files, why is it that he did so from a laptop hidden in a network closet in the basement of a school he didn't attend and didn't recognize his right to access that information??

Cry me a river over your dead faggot jew, hangly. 
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Procrustes on January 24, 2013, 09:00:34 AM
Perhaps the prosecutors logically concluded that he was planning to release it all for free? Especially considering he had carried out a similar act in the past. Also maybe what drew their attention to him in the first place was when some of the servers crashed, I dunno though, I'm not a tech nerd.

Attempted murder? What are you, the department of pre-crime?

Attempted murder is illegal.  It's called assault with a deadly weapon, which is a crime.

How many ways can I say this?  NOTHING he did was in violation of any state, local or federal law.  Nothing.  Not a violation of the DMCA, not a violation of copyright, not a violation of any license agreement.

Cool, then he can prove himself innocent in a court of law.

Oh wait he killed himself.

This right here.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Rocket on January 24, 2013, 10:02:13 AM
Hangly is an artist who creates and sells intellectual property, yet he wants people to be able to steal it from him. It's the same masochistic mentality that causes limousine liberals to want to be taxed into poverty.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on January 24, 2013, 06:23:42 PM
If I withdraw all the money from my bank account am I robbing the bank?

No.  You stupid idiot.

yes hangly, this is precisely what happened i don't get why everyone is so bent out of shape!!!!
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Yon Clown-Faced Maiden on January 24, 2013, 06:25:06 PM
I remember why I don't post here, it's because you're all drooling morons.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Rocket on January 24, 2013, 07:53:35 PM
I remember why I don't post here, it's because you're all drooling morons.
Even me?!? I thought we had something special!
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: GFR on January 24, 2013, 07:55:08 PM
I remember why I don't post here, it's because you're all drooling morons.
Says the man who was converted to orthodoxy via instant messages, and takes Alex Jones at face value.

brb, going to go grab a grain of salt.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Rocket on January 24, 2013, 08:00:13 PM
I can't quit you, Hangly.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: wimpb on January 24, 2013, 08:07:57 PM
I remember why I don't post here, it's because you're all drooling morons.

But you do post here?

edit: in fact, in the short time you've been here, your post rate is higher than all our top posters!
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on January 24, 2013, 08:42:43 PM
I remember why I don't post here, it's because you're all drooling morons.

But you do post here?

edit: in fact, in the short time you've been here, your post rate is higher than all our top posters!

Shitting on your keyboard isn't posting.
 :say:
 :goonsay:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: accshr on January 24, 2013, 08:50:26 PM
I remember why I don't post here, it's because you're all drooling morons.

proc can't help it. it's an integral part of his culture  :madgoon:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Birk on January 24, 2013, 09:20:26 PM
I remember why I don't post here, it's because you're all drooling morons.

So the site sucks and we're all stupid, but you want us to make it so your av properly dances around?

 :adam:

Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Rocket on January 24, 2013, 11:15:09 PM
Guys!! SSHHHHHHH!!! If we don't act like we like him he won't give us smilies!

 :stewart:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: OSI on January 24, 2013, 11:58:13 PM
I remember why I don't post here, it's because you're all drooling morons.

Which forum full of drooling morons did you get mad at before you deleted bloodrocket.org in a fit of rage, btw?



 :joe:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Yon Clown-Faced Maiden on January 25, 2013, 12:26:10 AM
I remember why I don't post here, it's because you're all drooling morons.

Which forum full of drooling morons did you get mad at before you deleted bloodrocket.org in a fit of rage, btw?



 :joe:

It expired, genius.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Procrustes on January 25, 2013, 08:40:58 AM
I remember why I don't post here, it's because you're all drooling morons.

(http://static.tumblr.com/v4vvd40/m75lmpfhe/tumblr_llgaeahjah1qiyqyfo1_500.gif)
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: BubbaCat on January 25, 2013, 12:00:09 PM
It was only a matter of time.
 :obammy:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: OSI on January 25, 2013, 02:10:04 PM
DONT USE MY MACROS DONT ANIMATE MY AVATAR DONT READ MY ORTHODOXY
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on January 25, 2013, 03:41:42 PM
*grunts*

*makes another post*

*grunts again*
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: GFR on January 25, 2013, 04:44:32 PM
This was a pretty short Hanglycycle.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: veteran of forum wars on January 26, 2013, 03:39:25 PM
I remember why I don't post here, it's because you're all drooling morons.

(http://static.tumblr.com/v4vvd40/m75lmpfhe/tumblr_llgaeahjah1qiyqyfo1_500.gif)

8-year-olds dude
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on January 26, 2013, 04:01:17 PM
I remember why I don't post here, it's because you're all drooling morons.

(http://static.tumblr.com/v4vvd40/m75lmpfhe/tumblr_llgaeahjah1qiyqyfo1_500.gif)

8-year-olds dude
A girl born when the Big Lebowski was released would be already legal in some parts of Europe
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Winds of Pork on January 27, 2013, 10:50:59 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/SRSDiscussion/comments/16yas8/virgin_shaming/

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Virgin shaming is one of those magical ways in which men are disadvantaged by the patriarchy. It's real. It's a problem. I know firsthand.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on February 23, 2013, 11:23:20 AM
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[–]paragay 128 points 1 hour ago
The first thing I ever fucked was a plush monkey that had a silk lined hole through it because it came off a pole at an amusement park. My Dad won it for me. I was fourteen, I pretended it was Cindy Crawford. I miss that monkey :(
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on February 23, 2013, 12:46:00 PM
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[–]paragay 128 points 1 hour ago
The first thing I ever fucked was a plush monkey that had a silk lined hole through it because it came off a pole at an amusement park. My Dad won it for me. I was fourteen, I pretended it was Cindy Crawford. I miss that monkey :(

 :stonk:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: veteran of forum wars on February 23, 2013, 05:46:22 PM
His father wouldn't miss his head with buckshot if he knew what was being done to that monkey.  :adam:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on February 24, 2013, 01:47:56 PM
Every now and then I get a bug up my ass to post in discussion on reddit and get downvoted for  having a mild opinion. Today I got downvoted for disagreeing that heroin, crack, meth, PCP, and LSD should be legalized while people claiming UM HELLO LSD IS FINE get upvoted, as well as comments that addiction isn't real
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[–]baconn 3 points 23 minutes ago
Addiction as we know it is a myth. Hard drugs were legal for most of our history, yet the rates of addiction weren't much higher. People who will seek them out (as opposed to taking them unknowingly, as happened in the 19th century) continue to do so regardless of their legality.

with link to http://the-mouse-trap.com/2008/02/11/the-rat-park-addiction-and-environmental-factors/ (http://the-mouse-trap.com/2008/02/11/the-rat-park-addiction-and-environmental-factors/) because apparently some guy's rats preferring plain water over morphine means that things like chinese opiate dens and historical alcoholism are social constructs or something.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on February 24, 2013, 07:42:30 PM
Quote
[–]frosty_cog 50 points 2 hours ago
Its important to note that it's almost impossible for someone to actually be worse in every possible scenario. Think of colour blindness. It's a disability, the person cannot see colour. But it's not always a detriment. We've seen now that the colour blind can see camouflage much more easily than a colour sighted person. Mental retardation, as another example, is a real burden in most situations, however people afflicted can do the jobs too boring for a "normal" person but too complex for a machine. Autism is another great example, a great increase in intelligence at the cost of the ability to adapt to change. Homosexuality is carried by genetics (or that's what I've read at any rate), and is certainly a blow to the ability to reproduce, however in a hunter gatherer society a gay man can be trusted not to protect the women without fear he'll sleep with them. Blind people develop improved hearing, Victims of leg injury end up with a stronger upper body, clumsy people are more durable on account of getting injured on a daily basis, obese people survive better in the cold, psychopaths can make totally objective opinions, the young are more likely to look at unconventional solutions, I could go on forever, but I'll end it here.
The point is this: There is no such thing as a disability, only a difference of ideal conditions. The more "disabled" we have the more adaptable we are, and the better a chance that humanity as a whole can live on.

Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: wimpb on February 25, 2013, 06:11:14 AM
You see, being severely brain damaged is not really a disability when you learn the unique skill of communicating by blowing through a straw.

That's why I'm paying someone to hit me in the skull with a hammer.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: whatthedickesisthis on February 25, 2013, 06:53:09 AM
Quote
[–]frosty_cog 50 points 2 hours ago
Its important to note that it's almost impossible for someone to actually be worse in every possible scenario. Think of colour blindness. It's a disability, the person cannot see colour. But it's not always a detriment. We've seen now that the colour blind can see camouflage much more easily than a colour sighted person. Mental retardation, as another example, is a real burden in most situations, however people afflicted can do the jobs too boring for a "normal" person but too complex for a machine. Autism is another great example, a great increase in intelligence at the cost of the ability to adapt to change. Homosexuality is carried by genetics (or that's what I've read at any rate), and is certainly a blow to the ability to reproduce, however in a hunter gatherer society a gay man can be trusted not to protect the women without fear he'll sleep with them. Blind people develop improved hearing, Victims of leg injury end up with a stronger upper body, clumsy people are more durable on account of getting injured on a daily basis, obese people survive better in the cold, psychopaths can make totally objective opinions, the young are more likely to look at unconventional solutions, I could go on forever, but I'll end it here.
The point is this: There is no such thing as a disability, only a difference of ideal conditions. The more "disabled" we have the more adaptable we are, and the better a chance that humanity as a whole can live on.

fuk. If one sees a man of such attitude in real life one shall wipe that motherfucker's face with the pavement surface. He deserves no touch of mother nature's earthy breast.

There're people that perceive that 'cause and result' duality very wrong. I've seen quite alot of people with such beliefs.

There's a notion of challenge, but it is different from a notion of fuck up, screw over, or grave mistake. There's desire, motivation and it's different from fight back (or 'fight or flight') reaction caused by 'brick to the face' situations. Difference may be subtle at the first glance. There is a difference between situations where a man follows his desire to build a great physique and does that professionally and situations where some person is
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Victims of leg injury end up with a stronger upper body

Some people do not understand such difference. They believe that 'screw ups' and stress benefits personal development. It's not. But guided by such beliefs they artificially create stressful situations. For example, dumb exam schedule of one exam a day 5 days in a row ('It will make em learn harder, durr'). It may have something to do with the inability of such people to inspire, motivate and encourage. If we speak of some goons in their basement - it's whatever, the problem is when such people have some sort of power or position. Be it education, mentorship or relations.

Overcoming difficulties on the way to achieving the desired goal - growing stronger or smarter or getting more money or whatever - benefits personal development. There is a difference between harming body by stressing nervous system just for the sake of it and putting nervous system under stress as The result of walking that way to achieve some goal - say, lifting 300-400-500lb. A person with strong and clear desire to achieve will have plenty of things to deal with.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on February 25, 2013, 08:46:22 PM
It all seems like bullshit, but as someone who is of the opinion that homosexuality is indeed genetic that is kinda interesting. Certainly a new one for me.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Social commentary in video games on February 26, 2013, 01:15:50 AM
Those women-not-banging guard-homos somehow passed on their women-not-banging genes.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Procrustes on February 26, 2013, 09:23:54 AM
Quote
[–]frosty_cog 50 points 2 hours ago
Its important to note that it's almost impossible for someone to actually be worse in every possible scenario. Think of colour blindness. It's a disability, the person cannot see colour. But it's not always a detriment. We've seen now that the colour blind can see camouflage much more easily than a colour sighted person. Mental retardation, as another example, is a real burden in most situations, however people afflicted can do the jobs too boring for a "normal" person but too complex for a machine. Autism is another great example, a great increase in intelligence at the cost of the ability to adapt to change. Homosexuality is carried by genetics (or that's what I've read at any rate), and is certainly a blow to the ability to reproduce, however in a hunter gatherer society a gay man can be trusted not to protect the women without fear he'll sleep with them. Blind people develop improved hearing, Victims of leg injury end up with a stronger upper body, clumsy people are more durable on account of getting injured on a daily basis, obese people survive better in the cold, psychopaths can make totally objective opinions, the young are more likely to look at unconventional solutions, I could go on forever, but I'll end it here.
The point is this: There is no such thing as a disability, only a difference of ideal conditions. The more "disabled" we have the more adaptable we are, and the better a chance that humanity as a whole can live on.

This is what you get when you give children a voice.  This unbelievable drivel.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on February 26, 2013, 03:50:24 PM
Those women-not-banging guard-homos somehow passed on their women-not-banging genes.

Ah, fair point.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on February 26, 2013, 04:28:17 PM
Context: a redditor posts pictures of some pretty nice shaving stuff he gifted his groomsmen (http://imgur.com/a/2GJyM), and our hero shows up:

(http://i.imgur.com/1anIA6G.png)
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: whatthedickesisthis on February 26, 2013, 04:57:11 PM
Those women-not-banging guard-homos somehow passed on their women-not-banging genes.

 :librage: : They were forced by the white hetero privileged patriarchy to copulate with women..

(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQIyECTA7sBXN7VjBVg1SRjwZil6iRvI85QxDw3_ko9PU6nNjAWlQ)
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: brolonium on February 27, 2013, 05:37:52 AM
Fucking figurines .  Really.   :facepalm:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on February 27, 2013, 09:02:18 AM
Those shaving kits seem pretty cool.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Procrustes on February 27, 2013, 09:06:45 AM
Fucking figurines .  Really.   :facepalm:

Yeah man I had no idea OSI was a redditor  :stewart:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: BubbaCat on February 27, 2013, 01:05:39 PM
Fucking figurines .  Really.   :facepalm:

Yeah man I had no idea OSI was a redditor  :stewart:

 :stewart: :stewart: :stewart:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: OSI on February 27, 2013, 01:15:04 PM
Fucking figurines .  Really.   :facepalm:

Yeah man I had no idea OSI was a redditor  :stewart:

 :parsons:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Winds of Pork on March 01, 2013, 08:06:09 PM
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[–]SOUP_NOODLES 18 points 14 hours ago*
A guy I briefly dated once told me he didn't know what Reddit was.
I ALT + F4'd outta there.
EDIT: Wrightboy's comment below definitely has a point (I also stopped dating him for other reasons -- Reddit's not the only deal breaker), but I do have to say it's tough connecting with someone when large parts of your references/conversations aren't "relate-able" to them, even with an explanation.
SOUP_NOODLES: "Dude, he's a GGG in real life."
Ex Date: "What's a Good Guy Greg?"
SOUP_NOODLES: Digs into purse and proceeds to show meme on phone
Ex Date: "That's cool, I guess..."
SOUP_NOODLES: "That Frenchie gives me the feels."
Ex Date: "You mean feelings?"
SOUP_NOODLES: "No, feels. Sorry, it's a Reddit expression."
Ex Date: "Uh, I see."
Again, totally not a 100% deal breaker, but it does affect the type of communication you have with the other person.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on March 02, 2013, 01:42:03 AM
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[–]SOUP_NOODLES 18 points 14 hours ago*
A guy I briefly dated once told me he didn't know what Reddit was.
I ALT + F4'd outta there.
EDIT: Wrightboy's comment below definitely has a point (I also stopped dating him for other reasons -- Reddit's not the only deal breaker), but I do have to say it's tough connecting with someone when large parts of your references/conversations aren't "relate-able" to them, even with an explanation.
SOUP_NOODLES: "Dude, he's a GGG in real life."
Ex Date: "What's a Good Guy Greg?"
SOUP_NOODLES: Digs into purse and proceeds to show meme on phone
Ex Date: "That's cool, I guess..."
SOUP_NOODLES: "That Frenchie gives me the feels."
Ex Date: "You mean feelings?"
SOUP_NOODLES: "No, feels. Sorry, it's a Reddit expression."
Ex Date: "Uh, I see."
Again, totally not a 100% deal breaker, but it does affect the type of communication you have with the other person.

BEEP-BOOP WHAT IS HUMAN INTERACTION INPUT INPUT INPUT
 :aspero:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on March 19, 2013, 08:38:49 PM
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]TaytoCrisps 20 points 1 hour ago* (60|39)
When I was smaller (Im still pretty small) and my words got me into a bad spot I used to punch myself "full force" in the face and stare the dude down. Works a charm when you are about to get the shit kicked out of you.
These days I generally just tell the dude he can fight me if he can catch me and skip about the place. Most realise that they have no hope of keeping up with me and go away.

Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on March 19, 2013, 08:53:56 PM
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]TaytoCrisps 20 points 1 hour ago* (60|39)
When I was smaller (Im still pretty small) and my words got me into a bad spot I used to punch myself "full force" in the face and stare the dude down. Works a charm when you are about to get the shit kicked out of you.
These days I generally just tell the dude he can fight me if he can catch me and skip about the place. Most realise that they have no hope of keeping up with me and go away.

 :rock:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: kosher nostra on March 19, 2013, 11:06:32 PM
Can we just change this thread title to thingsthatneverhappened.txt?
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on March 20, 2013, 04:54:33 AM
 :alex:

http://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/1adjtj/can_someone_point_to_the_law_that_requires_me_to/

Sovereign citizen "mvlazysusan" hits r/legaladvice asking what law requires him to stand when a judge enters the courtroom. Now you might think that the entire existence of a "come get legal advice from anonymous accounts!" subreddit is hilarious enough, but Susan is on a whole other level of comedy gold.

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Yes, there are laws that allow judges the authority to control the decorum of their courtroom. And the application of those laws to, say, hold someone in contempt when their cell phone rings, has been upheld on appeal on innumerable occasions.

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Do tell!!! Name the specific "law",. Thank you!

i want you to name the specific law that requires me to "maintain the decorum of their courtroom".

Let me thank you in advance for providing farther evidence that such a law does NOT exist, as you seem to be unable to provide it.

Thank you.

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There are tons of rules, not just one specific law. So here is a random one from one of the districts in Florida: [quotes the actual fucking rules]

Let me know if you would like some more specific rules. I found at least 50 for Florida.

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Now that was the best comment on this thread!

However, I am required to obey the "law". NOT some "rule".

I intend to file some paperwork with the "judge", among them I will state that I would be happy to stand, if given the "order" BUT the price of filling that order is a million bucks. (just like if you place an order with Amazon for a pricey bottle of champaign.) In fact I will fill any "order" the judge places, for a hefty price.

Unless and until there is a constitutional amendment that allows for slavery, I am NOT a slave to that judge.

PS: The absence of links is telling... My guess is that these are "rules" that govern members of a private club called "The Bar" of some state and have NOT been passed by the State legislature for me to follow.
:ehalex:


Further down in the thread, she argues that "an order is not a legal order", claims to be able to bring down the legal system in the same post where she accuses someone else of megalomania, brings up slavery comparison, and other magnificent things.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Autistic Yankee on March 20, 2013, 05:00:55 AM
Ahahaha I'd love to have video of that bitch in the courtroom attempting this.


This is so much like "dude, if you ask the guy if he's a cop he HAS to tell you the truth!"
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on March 20, 2013, 05:09:53 AM
Why the fuck would you be trying to antagonize the judge anyway, dumb fucker?  :jesse:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Danger-Weiner on March 20, 2013, 05:40:43 AM
antagonize the judge = judge is not impartial = antagonize every judge = i can not be tried by any court in the land

#shackleford
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: MexicanKetchup on March 26, 2013, 05:11:52 AM
Ahahaha I'd love to have video of that bitch in the courtroom attempting this.


This is so much like "dude, if you ask the guy if he's a cop he HAS to tell you the truth!"

THIS WAREZ SITE IS A PRIVATE ESTABLISHMENT. ANY LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICIALS OR PEOPLE ASSOCIATED WITH LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICIALS ARE PROHIBITED FROM ENTERING. IF YOU DO ENTER, ANY EVIDENCE OF ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES YOU DISCOVER WITHIN WILL BE NULL AND VOID AND CANNOT BE USED TO PROSECUTE ANYONE ASSOCIATED WITH THIS SITE.

Always got a hearty lol out of the idiots trying to protect their public warez sites with disclaimers like that and ended up going to jail when it astonishingly didn't work.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: brolonium on March 26, 2013, 05:42:01 AM
Ahahaha I'd love to have video of that bitch in the courtroom attempting this.


This is so much like "dude, if you ask the guy if he's a cop he HAS to tell you the truth!"

THIS WAREZ SITE IS A PRIVATE ESTABLISHMENT. ANY LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICIALS OR PEOPLE ASSOCIATED WITH LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICIALS ARE PROHIBITED FROM ENTERING. IF YOU DO ENTER, ANY EVIDENCE OF ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES YOU DISCOVER WITHIN WILL BE NULL AND VOID AND CANNOT BE USED TO PROSECUTE ANYONE ASSOCIATED WITH THIS SITE.

Always got a hearty lol out of the idiots trying to protect their public warez sites with disclaimers like that and ended up going to jail when it astonishingly didn't work.
What was the name of that dumb ass who did shitty painful stand up that was just impressions of Disney characters, and he was going to open a weed bar with a NO COPS sign just like that? LaughingSquid or something?
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on March 26, 2013, 06:05:12 AM
riffleraffle? Who did the bangbus thing
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: brolonium on March 26, 2013, 09:13:06 AM
riffleraffle? Who did the bangbus thing
Nah it was someone else. Definite squid in the user name.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Muttonfingers on March 26, 2013, 02:44:49 PM
Flying Squid
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on March 27, 2013, 09:09:25 PM
reddit: is it ok to be in love with fictional characters?
http://www.reddit.com/r/truegaming/comments/1b45bx/is_it_ok_to_be_in_love_with_a_fictional_character/ (http://www.reddit.com/r/truegaming/comments/1b45bx/is_it_ok_to_be_in_love_with_a_fictional_character/)

OP:
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Video games afford us an interactive experience with characters, as well as a visual and audio experience, something no other medium I can think of can do (other than Choose-Your-Own-Adventure videos on YouTube.) Such interaction could possibly lead to a greater emotional connection than other media can provide, so:
Is it possible to be in love with a fictional [let's say video game] character? Is it healthy? It's probably not okay by society's standards, but should it be? Will it be okay in, say, a decade?
As games become more visually realistic, more story-focused, and more interactive, what do you think will happen?
Please minimize the use of spoilers in this thread whenever possible. Thanks.

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[–]beeper917 28 points 7 hours ago (45|17)
I guess I'm going to go against the other commenters here and say that it's unhealthy, no different than guys in Japan who love anime pillows or bronies with their plush ponies.
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[–]DocMcNinja 9 points 6 hours ago (12|3)
Can you back up your opinion of this with arguments? Why do you think that way?
permalinkparentreportgive goldreply

ummmm can we get a little justification here about why you don't think it's ok to love lara croft??

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[–]beeper917 14 points 6 hours ago (20|7)
Because it discourages finding a relationship with a real person in lieu of the fantasy and furthers social isolation.
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[–]QuantumMelody 8 points 5 hours ago (14|6)
So?

and just WHAT pray tell is wrong with social isolation goon sir?

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–]Aceroth 7 points 4 hours ago (8|2)
Right now you've got negative karma, but I actually think this is a good question that people feel like they don't have to answer because many just take it for granted that relationships are intrinsically good. But I'd argue that that's not the case. There's no objective factor that says having a relationship with a real person is necessarily better than not finding such a relationship.
It's not clear that every person is better off the more social interaction they undergo. Obviously if everyone was socially isolated then society would have a hard time advancing, but it doesn't follow from that that no one should be socially isolated.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on March 27, 2013, 09:25:32 PM
How about this?
 :adam:

A video game character, or a My Little Pony, or a 6 year old anime character, aren't real. Your entire interactions with them, their conversations with you, the love they express to you in your fantasies...they are ALL IN YOUR IMAGINATION. IN YOUR MIND.

Loving them is just loving yourself. It's narcissistic and not real. And it's a goddamn mental illness if you personify it and attempt to ascribe agency to it, same as if you have multiple personality disorder.

End of fucking story.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: wimpb on March 27, 2013, 11:56:15 PM
Allow me to play devils fagvocate:

So? Whats the problem with that? Are you saying my imagination isn't real? Are you saying there's something wrong with me for having a mental illness?
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on March 28, 2013, 07:54:46 AM
We've had sexy fictional characters since we've had stories. If in 1000BC you went around telling people that you fell in love with Aphrodite because you masturbated to the Iliad twice a day you'd be the village laughingstock for the rest of your life. Why do these morons think it should be any different today.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on March 28, 2013, 08:16:08 AM
http://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/1b5s2e/does_this_constitute_child_sexual_abuse_26m/

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Okay, I am going to describe a situation, and I’m curious as to whether or not it constitutes abuse and also as to whether or not I am justified in being upset about it.

When I was around six, my dad thought it was very important for me to wash my glans (I didn’t like to touch it because it was hypersensitive due to lack of circumcision). If I forgot or refused, he would insist on doing it himself, and when I invariably tried to resist, he would use light force to restrain me.

I forgot about this for almost twenty years. One day (about 15 months ago) I suddenly remembered, and I immediately began screaming and punching inanimate objects.

Since then, I have pretty much cut off contact with my family, with the exception of my older sister who lives in the same city as I do. But, compared to legitimate cases of sexual abuse, this seems pretty damn mild. Maybe this was nothing. Maybe this was just a concerned parent who wanted to make sure their kid didn’t get an infection or something. Maybe I am just looking for a convenient scapegoat for whatever other life troubles I might have. Obviously I am not impartial.

Just for some context, I will also reveal the following: This is not the only sketchy/possibly abusive thing my dad did, but it is the one I feel most confused about. For example, he also had a wooden paddle that he used for spankings, and he once dragged me down the stairs to be spanked when I wouldn’t submit peacefully. I feel anger about those things too, but I suspect that they are events of a more typical sort. My expectation is that most people have similar sorts of stories and that they choose not to share them. Maybe most people realize that, in a world where so many people are beaten and raped, such troubles are insignificant. Maybe most people just have the decency not to be overprivileged whiners.

I really don’t know though. It is all very hard for me to sort out. Was this abuse? Thoughts?

TL;DR: My dad insisted on washing my genitals when I was six(ish). Was I sexually abused?
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: brolonium on March 28, 2013, 08:34:22 AM
His dad was gay
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: 40k Scrotal Sacks on March 28, 2013, 09:07:56 AM
Allow me to play devils fagvocate:

So? Whats the problem with that? Are you saying my imagination isn't real? Are you saying there's something wrong with me for having a mental illness?

There certainly is a problem when people start echo-chambering it up, telling each other it's totally okay to have a waifu and it's not related to mental retardation illness at all.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Procrustes on March 28, 2013, 09:16:44 AM
Quote
–]Aceroth 7 points 4 hours ago (8|2)
Right now you've got negative karma, but I actually think this is a good question that people feel like they don't have to answer because many just take it for granted that relationships are intrinsically good. But I'd argue that that's not the case. There's no objective factor that says having a relationship with a real person is necessarily better than not finding such a relationship.
It's not clear that every person is better off the more social interaction they undergo. Obviously if everyone was socially isolated then society would have a hard time advancing, but it doesn't follow from that that no one should be socially isolated.

Let's see what science has to say about this horseshit:

http://www.pnas.org/content/early/2013/03/19/1219686110
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Social isolation, loneliness, and all-cause mortality in older men and women

Abstract

Both social isolation and loneliness are associated with increased mortality, but it is uncertain whether their effects are independent or whether loneliness represents the emotional pathway through which social isolation impairs health. We therefore assessed the extent to which the association between social isolation and mortality is mediated by loneliness. We assessed social isolation in terms of contact with family and friends and participation in civic organizations in 6,500 men and women aged 52 and older who took part in the English Longitudinal Study of Ageing in 2004–2005. A standard questionnaire measure of loneliness was administered also. We monitored all-cause mortality up to March 2012 (mean follow-up 7.25 y) and analyzed results using Cox proportional hazards regression. We found that mortality was higher among more socially isolated and more lonely participants. However, after adjusting statistically for demographic factors and baseline health, social isolation remained significantly associated with mortality (hazard ratio 1.26, 95% confidence interval, 1.08–1.48 for the top quintile of isolation), but loneliness did not (hazard ratio 0.92, 95% confidence interval, 0.78–1.09). The association of social isolation with mortality was unchanged when loneliness was included in the model. Both social isolation and loneliness were associated with increased mortality. However, the effect of loneliness was not independent of demographic characteristics or health problems and did not contribute to the risk associated with social isolation. Although both isolation and loneliness impair quality of life and well-being, efforts to reduce isolation are likely to be more relevant to mortality.

Your move, creeps.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on March 28, 2013, 10:14:33 AM
"But I'm not lonely I have my Pony Pals!"  :tuss:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on March 28, 2013, 03:29:46 PM
I don't see how Goons think themselves better than Redditors at this point. I miss the Wild West days of the internet.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on March 28, 2013, 05:47:48 PM
I don't see how Goons think themselves better than Redditors at this point. I miss the Wild West days of the internet.

well you see there was an obscure subreddit that less than 1% of the site knew existed which showed images of teenage girls and some of the people attracted to these girls were over the age of 18 ergo all redditors are literally pedophiles because they did not abandon the site.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Yon Clown-Faced Maiden on March 28, 2013, 06:00:20 PM
This was a pretty short Hanglycycle.

Mad as fuck when I stop posting
Mad as fuck when I start posting

You're the one with the cycle, faggot.  Get the fuck over it already.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on March 28, 2013, 06:05:47 PM
Mad as fuck when the Hanglycycle gets mentioned  :stewart:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Yon Clown-Faced Maiden on March 28, 2013, 06:07:05 PM
You're right.  Shoulda said nothing.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Yon Clown-Faced Maiden on March 28, 2013, 06:07:40 PM
I don't see how Goons think themselves better than Redditors at this point. I miss the Wild West days of the internet.

1991  :allears:

Ed:
I miss the X.25 scene when only intelligent people had internet and it took two weeks to download a 2-bit picture of a boob.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on March 28, 2013, 06:12:51 PM
I don't see how Goons think themselves better than Redditors at this point. I miss the Wild West days of the internet.

well you see there was an obscure subreddit that less than 1% of the site knew existed which showed images of teenage girls and some of the people attracted to these girls were over the age of 18 ergo all redditors are literally pedophiles because they did not abandon the site.

It's like trying to kid themselves that jerking off to Washu Hentai is cool, because she is really thousands of years old, even though she is drawn as a child.

 :goonsay:

This also might be the nerdiest shit I have posted on the internet.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: brolonium on March 29, 2013, 03:09:43 AM
I don't see how Goons think themselves better than Redditors at this point. I miss the Wild West days of the internet.

well you see there was an obscure subreddit that less than 1% of the site knew existed which showed images of teenage girls and some of the people attracted to these girls were over the age of 18 ergo all redditors are literally pedophiles because they did not abandon the site.

It's like trying to kid themselves that jerking off to Washu Hentai is cool, because she is really thousands of years old, even though she is drawn as a child.

 :goonsay:

This also might be the nerdiest shit I have posted on the internet.

Quite probably  :umberto:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Procrustes on March 29, 2013, 09:16:14 AM
I don't see how Goons think themselves better than Redditors at this point. I miss the Wild West days of the internet.

well you see there was an obscure subreddit that less than 1% of the site knew existed which showed images of teenage girls and some of the people attracted to these girls were over the age of 18 ergo all redditors are literally pedophiles because they did not abandon the site.

It's like trying to kid themselves that jerking off to Washu Hentai is cool, because she is really thousands of years old, even though she is drawn as a child.

 :goonsay:

This also might be the nerdiest shit I have posted on the internet.

(http://holidaygifgiver.com/media/images/gifs/220/220_original.gif)
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: whatthedickesisthis on March 29, 2013, 09:18:22 AM
I don't see how Goons think themselves better than Redditors at this point. I miss the Wild West days of the internet.

well you see there was an obscure subreddit that less than 1% of the site knew existed which showed images of teenage girls and some of the people attracted to these girls were over the age of 18 ergo all redditors are literally pedophiles because they did not abandon the site.

It's like trying to kid themselves that jerking off to Washu Hentai is cool, because she is really thousands of years old, even though she is drawn as a child.

 :goonsay:

This also might be the nerdiest shit I have posted on the internet.

(http://holidaygifgiver.com/media/images/gifs/220/220_original.gif)

(http://www.salem-news.com/stimg/may032007/taco_truck_fire.jpg)
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Procrustes on March 29, 2013, 09:54:27 AM
I don't see how Goons think themselves better than Redditors at this point. I miss the Wild West days of the internet.

well you see there was an obscure subreddit that less than 1% of the site knew existed which showed images of teenage girls and some of the people attracted to these girls were over the age of 18 ergo all redditors are literally pedophiles because they did not abandon the site.

It's like trying to kid themselves that jerking off to Washu Hentai is cool, because she is really thousands of years old, even though she is drawn as a child.

 :goonsay:

This also might be the nerdiest shit I have posted on the internet.

(http://holidaygifgiver.com/media/images/gifs/220/220_original.gif)

(http://www.salem-news.com/stimg/may032007/taco_truck_fire.jpg)

(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSP_Z1kGdDeMJuqHz6L35xzv7YsSoy-jw6cMbHtm2qFD8vMemuy)
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: whatthedickesisthis on March 29, 2013, 12:37:33 PM


(http://holidaygifgiver.com/media/images/gifs/220/220_original.gif)

(http://www.salem-news.com/stimg/may032007/taco_truck_fire.jpg)

(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSP_Z1kGdDeMJuqHz6L35xzv7YsSoy-jw6cMbHtm2qFD8vMemuy)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9dzhcaYHd1qj8qw7o1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Danger-Weiner on March 29, 2013, 01:00:59 PM
haha this is actually p funny for a proc slap fight kudos all around
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on March 29, 2013, 03:35:20 PM


(http://holidaygifgiver.com/media/images/gifs/220/220_original.gif)

(http://www.salem-news.com/stimg/may032007/taco_truck_fire.jpg)

(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSP_Z1kGdDeMJuqHz6L35xzv7YsSoy-jw6cMbHtm2qFD8vMemuy)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9dzhcaYHd1qj8qw7o1_500.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/aUHONyl.jpg)
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on March 29, 2013, 10:23:15 PM


(http://holidaygifgiver.com/media/images/gifs/220/220_original.gif)

(http://www.salem-news.com/stimg/may032007/taco_truck_fire.jpg)

(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSP_Z1kGdDeMJuqHz6L35xzv7YsSoy-jw6cMbHtm2qFD8vMemuy)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9dzhcaYHd1qj8qw7o1_500.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/aUHONyl.jpg)

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-g38SnrUyNCo/UQi6g6PDpyI/AAAAAAAAKGI/9Aydxe6yOAk/s1600/Network-PeterFinch.jpg)
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Procrustes on March 30, 2013, 02:57:03 PM


(http://holidaygifgiver.com/media/images/gifs/220/220_original.gif)

(http://www.salem-news.com/stimg/may032007/taco_truck_fire.jpg)

(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSP_Z1kGdDeMJuqHz6L35xzv7YsSoy-jw6cMbHtm2qFD8vMemuy)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9dzhcaYHd1qj8qw7o1_500.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/aUHONyl.jpg)

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-g38SnrUyNCo/UQi6g6PDpyI/AAAAAAAAKGI/9Aydxe6yOAk/s1600/Network-PeterFinch.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FCZwfyr33wM/TRAqFYb_RLI/AAAAAAAAT34/4uxfkHsQKNc/s1600/Haters-Gonna-Hate-Gif-1.gif)
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: veteran of forum wars on March 30, 2013, 03:03:57 PM
I like Proc's Mario Bros gif the best so I'm taking his side in the argument. Objectivity defined  :alex:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Procrustes on April 01, 2013, 10:38:48 AM
I like Proc's Mario Bros gif the best so I'm taking his side in the argument. Objectivity defined  :alex:

(http://tech.mn/files/2012/09/highfive.jpg)
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: OSI on April 01, 2013, 11:23:04 PM


(http://holidaygifgiver.com/media/images/gifs/220/220_original.gif)

(http://www.salem-news.com/stimg/may032007/taco_truck_fire.jpg)

(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSP_Z1kGdDeMJuqHz6L35xzv7YsSoy-jw6cMbHtm2qFD8vMemuy)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9dzhcaYHd1qj8qw7o1_500.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/aUHONyl.jpg)

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-g38SnrUyNCo/UQi6g6PDpyI/AAAAAAAAKGI/9Aydxe6yOAk/s1600/Network-PeterFinch.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FCZwfyr33wM/TRAqFYb_RLI/AAAAAAAAT34/4uxfkHsQKNc/s1600/Haters-Gonna-Hate-Gif-1.gif)

 :duckrage:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Danger-Weiner on April 01, 2013, 11:49:22 PM
what gay faggot edited this thread i demand answers now
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Danger-Weiner on April 02, 2013, 01:10:07 AM
whoops nevermind i found the post i was looking for in another thread

:coolmad: FIX SEARCH :coolmad:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on April 07, 2013, 04:15:59 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/1bub6y/is_it_legal_to_hire_a_make_out_coach_illinois/

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Is it legal to hire a make out coach (Illinois) (self.legaladvice)
submitted 13 hours ago by tryme419
In title. Just need an answer to this.
I believe so because illinois defines prostitution requiring the act of penetration or foundling of sexual organs, and anus. Would like more insight into this.

Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on April 08, 2013, 01:07:38 PM
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[–]Italian_Barrel_Roll 1 point 2 minutes ago (1|0)
I wish I could have seen the comment above yours before it was deleted based on your reply. I would have loved to have a moment of indignant outrage culminating in tagging him in RES so that I'd know to downvote that user forever.

say goodbye to your karma....FOREVER
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: internet culture on April 10, 2013, 03:26:13 AM
I don't see how Goons think themselves better than Redditors at this point. I miss the Wild West days of the internet.

well you see there was an obscure subreddit that less than 1% of the site knew existed which showed images of teenage girls and some of the people attracted to these girls were over the age of 18 ergo all redditors are literally pedophiles because they did not abandon the site.
Goons think of themselves as 'citizens of an internet community' and really love this kind of forum war shit. Note how a lot of them love to insert "SA" into their Youtube usernames.

It's hard to imagine a Reddit user doing that.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Autistic Yankee on April 11, 2013, 05:01:23 AM
I don't see how Goons think themselves better than Redditors at this point. I miss the Wild West days of the internet.

well you see there was an obscure subreddit that less than 1% of the site knew existed which showed images of teenage girls and some of the people attracted to these girls were over the age of 18 ergo all redditors are literally pedophiles because they did not abandon the site.
Goons think of themselves as 'citizens of an internet community' and really love this kind of forum war shit. Note how a lot of them love to insert "SA" into their Youtube usernames.

It's hard to imagine a Reddit user doing that.


"We refer to ourselves as goons"  :smug:


hahah what was that from?  I forget.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: brolonium on April 11, 2013, 05:22:03 AM
I don't see how Goons think themselves better than Redditors at this point. I miss the Wild West days of the internet.

well you see there was an obscure subreddit that less than 1% of the site knew existed which showed images of teenage girls and some of the people attracted to these girls were over the age of 18 ergo all redditors are literally pedophiles because they did not abandon the site.
Goons think of themselves as 'citizens of an internet community' and really love this kind of forum war shit. Note how a lot of them love to insert "SA" into their Youtube usernames.

It's hard to imagine a Reddit user doing that.


"We refer to ourselves as goons"  :smug:


hahah what was that from?  I forget.

When that chick that writes comic books posted, and someone was asking her to put a something awful reference in, I think.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Autistic Yankee on April 11, 2013, 05:53:09 AM
I don't see how Goons think themselves better than Redditors at this point. I miss the Wild West days of the internet.

well you see there was an obscure subreddit that less than 1% of the site knew existed which showed images of teenage girls and some of the people attracted to these girls were over the age of 18 ergo all redditors are literally pedophiles because they did not abandon the site.
Goons think of themselves as 'citizens of an internet community' and really love this kind of forum war shit. Note how a lot of them love to insert "SA" into their Youtube usernames.

It's hard to imagine a Reddit user doing that.


"We refer to ourselves as goons"  :smug:


hahah what was that from?  I forget.

When that chick that writes comic books posted, and someone was asking her to put a something awful reference in, I think.

Oh yeah!  The first "semi celebrity" that ever posted on SA.  What ever happened to her?

Oh yeah, shot got banned by a mod for signing her posts.  :allears:

"Celebrity or not, EVERYONE has to follow the rules!  It's her fault she got banned!  She should have read the sticky before she dared post here!"
 :say:
 :unparsons:


LOL!

No seriously, was she the most famous person to ever post?   Hell, at least Fark had Will Wheaton.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on April 11, 2013, 08:57:38 AM
I don't see how Goons think themselves better than Redditors at this point. I miss the Wild West days of the internet.

well you see there was an obscure subreddit that less than 1% of the site knew existed which showed images of teenage girls and some of the people attracted to these girls were over the age of 18 ergo all redditors are literally pedophiles because they did not abandon the site.
Goons think of themselves as 'citizens of an internet community' and really love this kind of forum war shit. Note how a lot of them love to insert "SA" into their Youtube usernames.

It's hard to imagine a Reddit user doing that.


"We refer to ourselves as goons"  :smug:


hahah what was that from?  I forget.

When that chick that writes comic books posted, and someone was asking her to put a something awful reference in, I think.

Oh yeah!  The first "semi celebrity" that ever posted on SA.  What ever happened to her?

Oh yeah, shot got banned by a mod for signing her posts.  :allears:

"Celebrity or not, EVERYONE has to follow the rules!  It's her fault she got banned!  She should have read the sticky before she dared post here!"
 :say:
 :unparsons:


LOL!

No seriously, was she the most famous person to ever post?   Hell, at least Fark had Will Wheaton.
Extra irony, guess where Wheaton posts now:

http://www.reddit.com/user/wil
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: internet culture on April 11, 2013, 09:43:29 AM
Mike Nelson posted, but it was really more part of an advertising campaign than anything else. It was really obvious with the lame "who am I? oh nothing special, just a goon named Mike Nelson :smug:" banner and shit.

I don't have archives so this is all I have left of the Gail Simone thread http://web.archive.org/web/20080111153555/http://sass.buttes.org/forum/viewtopic.php?id=9808&p=1 (yes I really was this bored one day)

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That won't happen...not a fan of in-jokes. Sorry.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Agly on April 11, 2013, 12:46:41 PM
Everything I read about these people makes me think they are completely unaware joyless assholes. Could be wrong, hope I'm wrong, probably not wrong.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: BubbaCat on April 11, 2013, 02:17:12 PM
From the Gail thread...

Quote from: Gail on her own forum wrote
It's all baffling to the outsider. These people act like everyone should know their little pet peeves and crossing guard whistle offenses, as if anyone on the outside thinks it's anything but embarrassing.

The SA forums are the Something Awful forums, which, while having some nice, witty people on them, are laden with these ridiculous and mutually humiliating rules. It's basically like being a pet in the house of the moderator, where you're not allowed on the comfy sofa and they keep moving the catbox. I found the comics forums there by accident and paid the ten dollars for almost no reason whatsoever, it's really quite a dishonest little pricing scheme.

Apparantly, a locker room full of posters obsessed with the physical appearances of those they deem unworthy broke off or were bounced from there, and formed the SASS forums, which are reactionary. The encyclopedia stuff is well-done and there are some witty folks there, as well, but in a stunning bit of irony, you really can't tell the two apart. Neither has any real female contingent of note, for reasons that are pretty obvious. Both have some witty people and both are thin-skinned as all hell and full of bullshit about the unassailability of their message boards. You really would have a hard time telling them apart without the encyclopedia.

It's a little bit weird, a little bit fun. Right now, it's kind of fascinating to me to see, and there are enough cool people to keep posting, but I seem to have wound up in the middle, being insulted by both sides, just for expressing my opinion. But like I said, there are just enough nice, witty people to keep me hanging around for now, although man, it's weird how no females seem to hang at either place. Well, not 'weird,' but it's odd that they all seem okay with it. I appreciate that some people at both places are going out of their way to be at least a little hospitable.


It's entertaining, but I'm pretty sure a double banning is coming my way probably sooner rather than later as I usually lack the ability to keep my stupid yap shut when called for most.

Gail

Observations:
 

She was right.  We are obsessed with the physical appearances of goons.

Outsiders cannot tell the diffeence between us and goons.  True.  (I think this is better now, because at the height of SASS popularity, we were inundated with goons being goony.  We have distilled out most of the goon impurities, except that as we are getting more posters still dripping with goon that are/will slowly come around.)

Our insults were full of irony and and that old stupid ass "FYAD" edginess.  SA's were real and worded in ways not to break rules or scare her off.

Her thinking we would ban her was funny.  It pointed out that she really didn't get us.

And finally, damn all you legendary sassronauts for being able to move on with your lives and forgetting about us and SA. :parsons:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: SomethingAwfulIsOk on April 12, 2013, 08:53:53 AM
Mike Nelson posted, but it was really more part of an advertising campaign than anything else. It was really obvious with the lame "who am I? oh nothing special, just a goon named Mike Nelson :smug:" banner and shit.

I don't have archives so this is all I have left of the Gail Simone thread http://web.archive.org/web/20080111153555/http://sass.buttes.org/forum/viewtopic.php?id=9808&p=1 (yes I really was this bored one day)

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That won't happen...not a fan of in-jokes. Sorry.

God damn.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Patriarchy on April 18, 2013, 06:10:27 AM
Mike Nelson posted, but it was really more part of an advertising campaign than anything else. It was really obvious with the lame "who am I? oh nothing special, just a goon named Mike Nelson :smug:" banner and shit.

I don't have archives so this is all I have left of the Gail Simone thread http://web.archive.org/web/20080111153555/http://sass.buttes.org/forum/viewtopic.php?id=9808&p=1 (yes I really was this bored one day)

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That won't happen...not a fan of in-jokes. Sorry.

That's fucking awesome. Then they'll bitch that no one famous wants to post on their forums. Obama could sign up and start an Ask/Tell and be put on probation for a week because he used a semicolon when a comma would have sufficed.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Autistic Yankee on April 18, 2013, 06:21:45 AM
Mike Nelson posted, but it was really more part of an advertising campaign than anything else. It was really obvious with the lame "who am I? oh nothing special, just a goon named Mike Nelson :smug:" banner and shit.

I don't have archives so this is all I have left of the Gail Simone thread http://web.archive.org/web/20080111153555/http://sass.buttes.org/forum/viewtopic.php?id=9808&p=1 (yes I really was this bored one day)

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That won't happen...not a fan of in-jokes. Sorry.

God damn.


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Also, you now have to be aware of the fact that any time you use the terms "something awful" or "goon" in a comic, we'll all have a knowing chuckle.

(we refer to ourselves here as 'goons')

Oh, and about nineteen people will post threads to discuss it.

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That won't happen...not a fan of in-jokes. Sorry.


Bahahahhaha!   I totally forgot about the "knowing chuckle" part.   Fucking amazing exchange here.  Goons got owned.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on April 18, 2013, 08:08:18 AM
Definitely remember that, though I forgot she was "reminded" about signing her posts.  I was in BSS regularly during that time and remember a few other comic authors/artists joined as well - the guy who did "The Bully Pulpit" (which was very clever) was active for a while and very informative.  And the guy who wrote/drew "Dr. McNinja" (which was not clever at all) was a goon for a while before he went full time on his books.

That said, Gail Simone's posts pretty much sucked.  I can imagine there's a tendency that a "famous" poster feels some kind of burden or weight, like they have to "perform" like they're on stage when posting; "Be funny!  Entertain me!" you know- goons being goons.  But really, it's "just add something of value or intelligent to move the conversation along"  ("then explain your posts F2V").  Goons being what they are, I remember she was peppered with questions, most were easily ignorable.  But you join a specialized forum that knows your work under your own name, what do you think was gonna happen?

Outside the whole "we call ourselves goons" bit, she was zero content yet I distinctly remember her posts made it seem like she felt entitled.  Entitled to what? I have no idea.  But whether that was from paying :10bux: to join or from her own self-importance or "fame" I neither know nor care. She was just kind of a cunt and that nothing of value was lost when she left/ was banned.

Maybe that's her style?  I dunno; can't say I've ever read any of her intentionally non-cunty writing.  And avoiding her is easy since she only sticks to DC's inept, quota-filling wymynysta titles like Batgirl, Supergirl, Birds of Prey (whatever the fuck that is) etc.

"Oh hey, that looks like a shit title.  Bet Gail Simone wrote it..." *checks cover* "Yup.  Moving on." *intentionally damages cover putting it back into the rack*

Wonder what she'd think of the catbox hugbox mentality now, since that seems to be more her thing.  Maybe now she's get the reverence she feels she so richly deserves?
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on April 18, 2013, 12:21:11 PM
History repeated itself a few times in the last couple years in the BSS newspaper comic thread, when actual newspaper comic artists that the thread talked about joined and posted. Somebody reported one guy for signing his posts and he got banned or probated. But that time the rest of the thread flipped out and bitched and in a rare instance the mods actually reversed it and begged the guy to stay.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Rape Artist on April 18, 2013, 02:27:03 PM
LOL that Reddit has "I'm Barrack Obama, Ask me anything!" and SA thinks they're superior with such celebs as a comedian who was nerd-famous 15 years ago and a comic artist no one has heard of ever
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on June 17, 2013, 09:50:55 AM
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[–]Brastard 914 points 7 hours ago
In 1955, my uncle was a law student at Perdue. Walking home from his job as bartender one night, he several drunks drag a lady kicking and screaming into an alley. He followed them and saw them trying to rape her as she fought back. Not knowing what else to do, he marched into the alley, past the drunks, and placed the woman under citizen's arrest for "failure to yield". He then pulled her from the incredulous drunks and marched her out of the alley and to the local police station. He told the drunks to wait there as they were material witnesses to the woman's "crime", and that cops would be coming to take their statements. They did. They were arrested and prosecuted. My uncle finished law school and went on to become a Federal Judge.

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[–]haveyouseenhim 776 points 10 hours ago*
Bit of a long one, but its a good one.
At my first year of University celebrating Halloween in residence. It got pretty crazy (later inspiring a sign-in rule) and there were a lot of people there who did not look familiar. At around 12 midnight, out behind the residence we were in, 3 kids who went to a local highschool pulled a swiss army knife on one of my buddys. There were way more of there than there were of them so we called their bluff and they ran.
As they were running around to the front of the residence, we shout for someone to stop them. Luckily, 3 kids happened to be out front having a smoke. One of them was dressed in full batman costume (I'm pretty sure the real deal armour type). This kid heard us yelling to stop the highschool punks and decides to chase them down the sidewalk. Along the sidewalk was a ledge about 3 feet tall and also wide enough to run along. The batman kid chases the highschoolers down the ledge about 50 meters before jump-tackling the slowest kid to the ground. Batman kid proceeded to recite the highschool kids rights in a PERFECT BATMAN VOICE.
Batman detained the kid and got a $50 reward!!
TL;DR, Watched a kid who pulled a knife on me get tackled and read his rights by a near-perfect batman lookalike.
edit: Spelling
and then everyone started clapping
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: furly_ghost on June 17, 2013, 03:03:35 PM
thread on reddit about SA: http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1gcv4k/user_was_banned_for_this_post/
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: unprivsplain on June 17, 2013, 04:06:49 PM
Strange how there seem to be a bunch of goons posting on a site for pedophiles!


Mike Nelson posted, but it was really more part of an advertising campaign than anything else. It was really obvious with the lame "who am I? oh nothing special, just a goon named Mike Nelson :smug:" banner and shit.

I don't have archives so this is all I have left of the Gail Simone thread http://web.archive.org/web/20080111153555/http://sass.buttes.org/forum/viewtopic.php?id=9808&p=1 (yes I really was this bored one day)

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That won't happen...not a fan of in-jokes. Sorry.
The most absurd thing is if you go to the forum it's in, just skimming the first two pages I don't see anything about super liberals, troons, or feminism. My how things have changed.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on June 17, 2013, 04:07:31 PM
so many posters coming out and trying to throw shit like "yeah i posted in LF" and "ugh FYAD -used- to be cool" for internet cred:

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–]test822 4 points 2 days ago
I blame the dude who went and told on us. There was no way anyone from LF was actually going to leave the basement and act on anything they said. I miss LF and YCS. FYAD is just the same 6 jackasses.
http://www.reddit.com/user/test822 (http://www.reddit.com/user/test822)

at least 2 or 3 pages of comments made in 24 hours, with gems like this
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The only thing I've always wanted from our consoles...[FIXED] by Laklodin gaming
[–]test822 0 points 3 days ago
downvoted? DOWNVOTED???? c'mon, correct me then. why do they put auto-aim on consoles and not PC. educate me please.

here's some more great insight
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[–]putrid_woman 17 points 2 days ago
oh come on FYAD was the fucking best. like /b/ with a brain
for real though, i lament the death of something awful. GBS was usurped by digg and reddit; FYAD by 4chan. the internet isn't a better place because of it

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My favorite photo on the Internet by TaylorNHicksin funny
[–]putrid_woman -6 points 2 days ago
the top is sexist, the bottom is misogynist. through imitation, they're making fun of the women who posed nude. there is no useful commentary on our societal expectations of women there. it is haha look how dumb we look. and by looking at how dumb we look, look at how dumb they look! they pose that way sincerely?? we're doing it facetiously, because it's dumb, it's a dumb pose, they are dumb for doing it sincerely!!
though it's nothing to do with them and everything to do with our drooling, sexist, piece of shit society

sounds like he fit right in with fyad
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: jerkable on June 19, 2013, 06:47:58 AM
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So I went to Wal-Mart to get some practice. I saw a HB5/6 and went to open and just gave in to anxiety. Said fuck it and went back. Looked her straight in the eyes with solid posture and a laid back smile, got a smile in return, and STILL didn't approach. Switched gears to find someone else (as to not have oneitis) and continued shopping. Found her again, by chance, in the same aisle. Still gave in to anxiety. As I finished shopping, got everything bagged and started leaving, I noticed an HB8 and strolled down that aisle. Thinking of an excuse to talk to her, I looked at the aisle I went down. It was deodorant, toothpaste, and mouthwash. I scrambled to come up with some reason, ANY good reason, to use this aisle to my advantage. Could not at all. What do you say? What kind of mouthwash do you use? Does this deodorant really cover up the smell? Does this toothpaste really get rid of bad breath? (Epiphany, should have said does it get rid of hooker breath) She was then gone. Now I'm no ugly guy as of recently (used to have bad posture, hygiene, and overweight). I am sitting at about a 7. So talking to these girls should be easier based solely on a numbers game. I'm not beating myself up too bad because I can still try again tomorrow. And the day after that. Fuck putting all that pressure on to one day.. There's plenty of women in this town.

from the 'Seduction' section
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: bareback bathhouse sodomy on June 19, 2013, 08:52:07 AM
That said, Gail Simone's posts pretty much sucked.  I can imagine there's a tendency that a "famous" poster feels some kind of burden or weight, like they have to "perform" like they're on stage when posting; "Be funny!  Entertain me!" you know- goons being goons.  But really, it's "just add something of value or intelligent to move the conversation along"  ("then explain your posts F2V").  Goons being what they are, I remember she was peppered with questions, most were easily ignorable.  But you join a specialized forum that knows your work under your own name, what do you think was gonna happen?

Outside the whole "we call ourselves goons" bit, she was zero content yet I distinctly remember her posts made it seem like she felt entitled.  Entitled to what? I have no idea.  But whether that was from paying :10bux: to join or from her own self-importance or "fame" I neither know nor care. She was just kind of a cunt and that nothing of value was lost when she left/ was banned.

Maybe that's her style?  I dunno; can't say I've ever read any of her intentionally non-cunty writing.  And avoiding her is easy since she only sticks to DC's inept, quota-filling wymynysta titles like Batgirl, Supergirl, Birds of Prey (whatever the fuck that is) etc.

"Oh hey, that looks like a shit title.  Bet Gail Simone wrote it..." *checks cover* "Yup.  Moving on." *intentionally damages cover putting it back into the rack*

Wonder what she'd think of the catbox hugbox mentality now, since that seems to be more her thing.  Maybe now she's get the reverence she feels she so richly deserves?
I can confirm that Gail is a cunt and practically a goon herself; Uses the term Trigger Warning ironically, loves everything Joss Whedon,  thinks she's a clever snarker and can roll with da puches when he really has thin skin ect cetera. Unfortunately her sub-forum at Comicbook Resources was deleted after she left the site. I suspect she left because the mods there wouldn't unban some of her faggot friends.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: marlon perkins on June 19, 2013, 11:16:24 AM
Right here is an example of how much SA sucks.  Love it or hate it Breaking Bad is pretty much fucking titanic as TV shows go; Bryan Cranston did an AMA yesterday.  Behold a question and his answer:

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You may not remember, but late last summer you went to a popular restaurant in Culver City (the one with the outside seating that’s first-come, first-serve). You pleasantly asked if you could sit at our table since there were no other seats left, and we happily obliged. After glancing at you about five times, I realized who you were. Having just completed a marathon of Breaking Bad’s entire run, I awkwardly asked if I could shake your hand, and you did!

Then my husband told you that he’s been trying to get his big brother (also sitting with us) to watch your show for months, and that he still hadn’t.

Then you said, in a menacing, methodical voice (aka Heisenberg), “Your brother’s a pussy.”

We were giddy for the next week straight. Actually, we’ve been giddy ever since and have renamed the restaurant The Bryan Cranston Experience. Aside from our wedding, I believe it stands as the greatest moment of our married life. To this day, we tell the story to anyone who will hear it. We should probably stop.

So no question, just wanted you to know how much you rock!

    permalink

[–]thebryancranston[] 3784 points 17 hours ago

Did your brother finally start watching the show or does he still have a vagina?

Edit: not that having a vagina is a bad thing. It just needs to be with the appropriate person.

...that would get Cranston banned at SA now.  Period.

OTHERIZING!  PATRIARCHY!  TRANSGENDER BASHING!
 :christina:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: furly_ghost on June 19, 2013, 11:28:08 AM
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Edit: not that having a vagina is a bad thing. It just needs to be with the appropriate person.
heh,  Bigot Cranston doesnt know we all have a vagina underneath our false phallus
      :say:
 :troon:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Huffington Post on June 20, 2013, 06:25:40 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/5qaQvmv.png)
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Birk on June 20, 2013, 09:42:22 PM
lol
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Stroker Ace on June 20, 2013, 10:13:21 PM
The ethics of my robot pig enya fuckfest would be a great thesis title
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on June 20, 2013, 11:12:58 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/5qaQvmv.png)

I want to feed and nurture this post and one day bask in the glory of the mighty tree that grows from such a delicate sprout
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on June 21, 2013, 02:50:20 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/sAovLi8.png)
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on June 21, 2013, 06:06:37 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/sAovLi8.png)

There are no statements in this comic that are incorrect.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: wimpb on June 21, 2013, 07:46:53 AM
i made it better

(http://i.imgur.com/sEEnBFT.jpg)
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: 40k Scrotal Sacks on June 21, 2013, 08:02:35 AM
Holy shit  :reagan:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on June 21, 2013, 08:10:51 AM
 :nixon:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on July 13, 2013, 12:10:19 PM
Quote
[–]myiuki [score hidden] 53 minutes ago
While I'd never assume someone random on the internet had an open relationship, I do wish more people would consider the idea that you just might not be jealous enough to make a big deal of it.
I love going to strip clubs with my partner. Years ago, when he was a slightly better looking man, he used to frequent strip clubs and regularly get $100 blow jobs in back. It was rather unfortunate in my opinion, because hookers generally cost less for less hassle. I don't really think getting a BJ from a stripper is any more or less ethical than hiring a hooker.
Of course, when he was paying for sex regularly, it was mostly because he was cheating in a monogamous relationship.
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Once, my then boyfriend (different dude) and I went to a strip club where a cute bi chick gave us an excellent lapdance. Seriously, it takes some skill to go between four legs, i'd think.
The second lapdance she brought a vibrator in her mouth and gave me an orgasm. She also hooked us up with the local hedonistic scene, which was kind of her. We never actually ran into her again, but it was a great experience.

of course posts in cripplingalcoholism, opiaterecovery, and aspergers subreddits.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Mossad Assassin on July 13, 2013, 12:20:31 PM
i made it better

(http://i.imgur.com/sEEnBFT.jpg)

Fucking yes you did.  :nixon:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: no frills on July 13, 2013, 01:17:16 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/5qaQvmv.png)
this is a frank zappa song?
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on July 31, 2013, 10:49:22 AM
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TheAnarchitect 24 points 38 minutes ago (30|7)
When I went to college, I purposely bought 14 copies of the same outfit. I had a closet like a cartoon character. It was great.
1: I had a look, it was consistent, everyone knew it. 2: No picking out clothes in the morning. 3: All socks matched. 4: No one noticed if I was wearing the same clothes as yesterday, as long as it wasn't sweaty. 5: When I did wear something else, everyone noticed and commented.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on July 31, 2013, 12:31:31 PM
Quote
TheAnarchitect 24 points 38 minutes ago (30|7)
When I went to college, I purposely bought 14 copies of the same outfit. I had a closet like a cartoon character. It was great.
1: I had a look, it was consistent, everyone knew it. 2: No picking out clothes in the morning. 3: All socks matched. 4: No one noticed if I was wearing the same clothes as yesterday, as long as it wasn't sweaty. 5: When I did wear something else, everyone noticed and commented.

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No one noticed if I was wearing the same clothes as yesterday
:lolno:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on July 31, 2013, 03:46:26 PM
That's doubly funny to me because I distinctly remember that when I was 8 or 9 I asked my mom "why doesn't everybody have their own clothes they wear every day" - I also remember I got the idea from cartoons, although even at that age I knew better than to bring them up as an example - and she replied "because then people would think you never wash them" and that made perfect sense and I was satisfied with the answer.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Danger-Weiner on July 31, 2013, 03:48:15 PM
i own 10 pairs of the same pants
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on July 31, 2013, 05:17:04 PM
Well tbh 90% of my wardrobe is basically just suits. The rest are gym clothes and a few 'dressed down' outfits if we go for drinks with friends or something.

I end up having to wear suits because of work and social occasions pretty much on a daily basis, and I do agree it makes things easier in the morning when I just have to go ahead and never worry about what to wear.

Thing is my clothes are about 10 variations of of that:
(http://i.imgur.com/1gfblZn.jpg)

Not 14 times that:
(http://i.imgur.com/iPy5LCc.jpg)

I unironically agree with this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB5YkmjalDg
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on August 01, 2013, 05:08:41 AM
You like Huey Louis and the News?
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on August 01, 2013, 09:40:41 AM
Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '87, Huey released Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Black Gardener on August 01, 2013, 10:00:57 AM
NO EXIT
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on August 01, 2013, 10:04:32 AM
Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '87, Huey released Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.

:noice:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: BubbaCat on August 02, 2013, 10:25:25 AM
Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '87, Huey released Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.

Furthermore, I
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on August 02, 2013, 10:40:19 AM
look at dis faggot :lolno:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: brolonium on August 02, 2013, 11:14:53 AM
Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '87, Huey released Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.

Furthermore, I
I have to return some videotapes
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: BubbaCat on August 02, 2013, 12:28:52 PM
Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '87, Huey released Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.

Furthermore, I
I have to return some videotapes

Probably Betamax.  Get it?  Not only is it more obscure hipster format, it has two implied meanings!  Beta and max, as in the biggest!  Perfectly appropriate when liking Huey Lewis.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on August 02, 2013, 12:36:46 PM
look at dis faggot :lolno:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: BubbaCat on August 02, 2013, 01:29:02 PM
Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '87, Huey released Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.

Furthermore, I
I have to return some videotapes

Probably Betamax.  Get it?  Not only is it more obscure hipster format, it has two implied meanings!  Beta and max, as in the biggest!  Perfectly appropriate when liking Huey Lewis.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Aran on August 02, 2013, 02:20:16 PM
Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '87, Huey released Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.

Furthermore, I
I have to return some videotapes

Probably Betamax.  Get it?  Not only is it more obscure hipster format, it has two implied meanings!  Beta and max, as in the biggest!  Perfectly appropriate when liking Huey Lewis.

 :lilal:   :rock:   :jesse:    :lolno:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Black Gardener on August 02, 2013, 03:37:42 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/47/AmericanPsychoBook.jpg)
(http://www.clker.com/cliparts/d/1/2/c/13161191551816963035Up%20Arrow.svg.hi.png)
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: SomethingAwfulIsOk on August 02, 2013, 09:02:39 PM
Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '87, Huey released Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.

Furthermore, I
I have to return some videotapes

Probably Betamax.  Get it?  Not only is it more obscure hipster format, it has two implied meanings!  Beta and max, as in the biggest!  Perfectly appropriate when liking Huey Lewis.

 :clint:  :putin:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: muslim batman on August 03, 2013, 02:10:23 AM
Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '87, Huey released Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.

Furthermore, I
I have to return some videotapes

Probably Betamax.  Get it?  Not only is it more obscure hipster format, it has two implied meanings!  Beta and max, as in the biggest!  Perfectly appropriate when liking Huey Lewis.
:facepalm:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzN3qO-qc8U
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on August 03, 2013, 04:52:21 AM
Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '87, Huey released Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.

Furthermore, I
I have to return some videotapes

Probably Betamax.  Get it?  Not only is it more obscure hipster format, it has two implied meanings!  Beta and max, as in the biggest!  Perfectly appropriate when liking Huey Lewis.
(http://i.imgur.com/SDH70pZ.gif)
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on August 03, 2013, 11:13:36 AM
(http://i42.tinypic.com/16k9ovt.gif)
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: OSI on August 03, 2013, 06:30:35 PM
Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '87, Huey released Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.

Furthermore, I
I have to return some videotapes

bad news I lost them while camping

 :reagan: :reagan: :reagan: :reagan: :reagan: :triceratops:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Frond Desert on August 06, 2013, 03:05:52 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/mlb/comments/1jtko4/i_am_john_rocker_former_mlb_pitcher_here_to_take/

Awesome
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Frond Desert on August 06, 2013, 03:07:52 PM
[–]pman555 30 points 1 hour ago
Why are you here? No one likes you.
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[–]johnrocker49 42 points 1 hour ago
You can tell more about someone by who his enemies are as opposed to who his friends are. It would say a lot about me as a person if idiots like you people who obviously have nothing better to do on a Tuesday afternoon than play on your computer actually liked me. I'm here because I'm retired at the age of 38. You're here because your a 35 year old waiter who lives in his mom's basement and have nothing better to do. Talk shit when you've actually done something with you're life you useless shit.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on August 06, 2013, 03:20:04 PM
Haha owned.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on August 06, 2013, 04:26:30 PM
Goddamn, I got all excited for some juicy drama but that pman guy appears to be recently married and doing fine, so it's just a slapfight :/
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on August 06, 2013, 05:19:53 PM
"pman", eh? :rock:
(http://i.imgur.com/CaKhO0f.jpg)
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Volksge manshaft on August 11, 2013, 02:27:25 PM
Something I found on reddit:

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Posting from a new account. I read SRS for a long time and was active there for a while as well. Left because I realized how futile and ultimately damaging their "mission" is.

The thing that's happening to SRS is the same thing I've seen happen to most "social justice" type internet hangouts I've observed over the years. It starts with good intentions; people who are marginalized and attacked want a safe place to complain without having to explain themselves over and over. They hang out, rant, insult their attackers, chat with other people who share their experiences and it's all pretty good.

For a while.

But eventually, and this seems to happen EVERY time, it starts to implode. It gets filled with self-righteous nit-pickers who exist not to protect anyone from being genuinely mistreated but to police its own members, to keep anyone from ever saying anything problematic. "Social justice" goes from becoming one tool among many to help marginalized groups who are mistreated to a weapon aimed straight at their own "allies" as a way to power-trip. Being offended becomes an obsession. Maintaining their status as most-oppressed-victim-of-all becomes a full time job. Anyone who questions their methods is labeled an outsider and either hounded out or banned. Everyone must think in lock-step about all issues or they become the enemy. The world becomes, to them, a horrible place where everyone is constantly out to get them and no one (except them) gets the benefit of the doubt.

You start hearing things like "check your privilege" and "I'm not here to educate you" and "intent means nothing." People with genuine questions are ridiculed for somehow not magically having been exposed to the same feminist literature or sociological texts the hive-mind considers sacrosanct. People who disagree with them are assumed to be malicious instead of just curious or skeptical.

Every so-called privilege is attacked except, coincidentally enough, classism which is usually not talked about at all. Not surprising when you consider that most of the people who inhabit these spaces are middle-class Western people and that would be a privilege THEY have to check. Not to mention it throws a monkey wrench into their black and white view of oppression.

Eventually, even those who they initially came together to "protect", marginalized and oppressed people, are kicked out of the group if they don't conform exactly to what groupthink says is the right way to react to an issue. Ironically, I have found that the worst offenders in this respect are non-marginalized "allies" who somehow seem to think they have the right to speak for groups to which they do not belong--the very same thing they attack other privileged people for doing.

Every word that's spoken is examined for privilege and possible offensiveness until eventually there is nothing left to say.

And then it all collapses until the only people left are those who are willing to abandon all critical thinking and submit to the group's "progressive" outlook.

It's fucking toxic. It's why most people burn out and fall away. And it's why these groups hardly ever manage to sustain themselves for very long without becoming shrill and irrelevant.

 :nixon:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: furly_ghost on August 11, 2013, 04:15:30 PM
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Aspel 47 points 1 hour ago

Your friend is kind of uninformed. These women are transsexuals. In thai tradition, kathooey are effectively a third gender, which is different from but similar to the modern understanding of transsexuals.

The reason it's so common in Thailand is basically to do with Thai culture traditionally being more accepting of the kathooey. Unfortunately, like many other cultures in the world, with the influence of the West, their accepting attitude towards LGBT people became a hate of them, because in America, sex and sexuality and gender are all bad bad dirty things that we're ashamed of, so the cultures we influence decide to be ashamed of them as well.

Regardless, there are quite a lot of open transsexuals in Thailand because the country has a weird level of "acceptance but not really". If you want to see a kathooey's experience in modern(ish) Thailand, watch the biopic Beautiful Boxer, about the real life Muay Thai fighter Parinya Charoenphol, who transitioned, and the support and hate she got. Decent movie, although it's narrated by Parinya, and her English accent is fucking atrocious. Thankfully most of it is subtitled.

Thailand also has kathooey beauty pageants and the like.

Oh, and also there's just a lot of prostitution in Bangkok. I mean, you can find shirtless twelve year old boys who will suck your dick for baht. Also, don't read that article. Seriously, one of those kids has two sisters and a brother. All of them are prostitutes.

Source: Cultural attitudes towards LGBT people interest me, especially cultural attitudes towards nonbinary gender identities. See also, the Indian Hijra.
this redditor is well versed in gay Thai transexual third gender child prostitutes. because it interests him/her/xer  :eminem:

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Yes, but historically Thailand was more accepting of homosexuality until Western influence came in. You see a similar thing in Japan, where Japan tried to westernize itself during the Meiji era and later in post-war Nihon-koku, and that kind of thing became frowned upon. I mean, pre-modern Japan had a long history of homosexuality, with many examples of shunga depicting same sex couples. There was even the practice of shudo, which was similar to the Greek pederasty, where young men were lovers of their mentors.

Genji Monogatari, possibly one of the first novels, actually contains a passage where the hero Genji is turned away by a woman and then sleeps with her younger brother instead, saying "Genji pulled the boy down beside him . . . Genji, for his part, or so one is informed, found the boy more attractive than his chilly sister." There are also tales of monks having sex with other monks, only for it to turn out the other monk was a crossdressing girl and she gets pregnant and it's a whole comedy routine.

Japan is a very good example of how western influence changed attitudes towards sex.
as well as ancient gay sex between Nip monks. a very cultured redditor.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: muslim batman on August 14, 2013, 08:58:45 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/EDLYnri.png)
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: 40k Scrotal Sacks on August 14, 2013, 09:02:46 AM
I wasn't aware gayness is frowned upon today in Japan. It sure as fuck doesn't look that way.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: As a white male I on August 14, 2013, 09:13:55 AM
Fuck all these weirdoes and their madeup words. Cis this, cis that, xer and whatever. I've had it up to here with that shit. Anyone who identifies someone with a CIS MALE or whatever unironically is a fucking idiot and worthy of nothing but ridicule.

What tranny activists, SJW:s and other broken people seem to fail to grasp that their whining and mangling of english language just makes people's opinions of them even worse. I used to have no problem about trannies, I might've even called them by the right noun (he/she), but ask me to call you "xer" or shit like that, and you're an it from that point on.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Autistic Yankee on August 14, 2013, 01:58:54 PM
I wasn't aware gayness is frowned upon today in Japan. It sure as fuck doesn't look that way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPHpOR99wSM
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Illiteracy Owns on August 15, 2013, 04:13:53 AM
Fuck all these weirdoes and their madeup words. Cis this, cis that, xer and whatever. I've had it up to here with that shit. Anyone who identifies someone with a CIS MALE or whatever unironically is a fucking idiot and worthy of nothing but ridicule.

Hey man cis is a real word. It's used in chemistry to describe the position of atoms in a conjugated system!

But unlike this whole tumblr victim of the month thing it's based on science.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on August 15, 2013, 08:05:50 PM
I wasn't aware gayness is frowned upon today in Japan. It sure as fuck doesn't look that way.

References to America's gay culture is fine, being a Japanese faggot is verboten.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on August 15, 2013, 08:07:52 PM
I wasn't aware gayness is frowned upon today in Japan. It sure as fuck doesn't look that way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPHpOR99wSM

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A spokesperson for the Hokkaido Sexual Minority Association Sapporo Meeting, a support group for gay, lesbian and transgender people, has said: "Hard Gay’s acceptance by the Japanese public shows me that there is a strong tendency here to see homosexuality as something to be laughed at. That is sad."

 :stewart: :stewart: :stewart: :stewart: :stewart: :stewart: :stewart: :stewart: :stewart: :stewart: :stewart: :stewart: :stewart: :stewart: :stewart: :stewart: :stewart:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: MexicanKetchup on August 16, 2013, 04:52:56 AM
Razor Ramon Hard Gay rules, dude isn't trying to be some kind of icon of acceptance and progressive thought, he's doing ridiculous stunts and getting paid. He started out as a professional wrestler whose gimmick was that he was an outrageous gay stereotype. He was wrestling guys called "The Sexual Terrorist" (possible new name for someone?) and such in some Japanese comedy wrestling league, made it big and now basically acts like a stereotype on TV.

He isn't proof that Japan is accepting of gays, he's proof that Japan loves weird shit.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: BubbaCat on August 16, 2013, 12:01:01 PM
Many laughs were had.  Will watch more hard gay videos. :myecred:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Autistic Yankee on August 16, 2013, 12:21:18 PM
Will watch more hard gay videos.

Bet you never thought you would say this eh?
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: BubbaCat on August 16, 2013, 01:22:34 PM
Will watch more hard gay videos.

Bet you never thought you would say this eh?

Thanks for catching the embedded pun.  :myecred:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on August 17, 2013, 10:21:06 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1kjrff/as_an_auto_technician_i_really_cant_stress_this/ (http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1kjrff/as_an_auto_technician_i_really_cant_stress_this/)

this thread is full of nerds talking about how they don't want to get ugh DIRTY doing an oil change and it's in their best interest to pay 30-45 bucks for someone else to do it ecause they could get crushd under their cars. the last time I paid for an oil change i had to sit around waiting an hour and a half for them to bring my car in. i have no clue what these nerds are talking about.

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[–]COMMON_C3NTS 2 points 4 hours ago (2|0)
Exactly, you also get the oil change in less than 5 minutes in a shop and you dont have to make a second trip to drive to recycle your waste oil.
If you change your own oil, you have to drive to the store, walk in and grab what you need, checkout, pay at least $15, drive home, change the oil, get back into your car, drive back to the store to recycle your oil.
That could easily take over an hour vs less than 10 minutes at a shop for $25.
For $10 extra you save almost an hour of your time.

surprise surprise this guy has over 3 pages of comments in just one day of posting.

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[–]headband 34 points 8 hours ago (43|10)
not really, its like $15 for the supplies. I will gladly pay the $5-10 extra to not have to waste an afternoon climbing under my car and getting dirty.

a guy who posts incessantly about magic card games and vidya gaymes

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[–]theunderjungle 2 points 3 hours ago (2|0)
As someone who works on their car often, this is actually one of the only things i don't do to my car myself. people always say "change your oil yourself you'll save money" but really it's nearly the same price after buying all of the supplies needed. It's only around 10$ extra just to have someone do it after buying the oil, oil filter, oil filter wrench and THEN you have to find somewhere to dispose of the damn stuff. The closest facility to me to dispose of it is 18 miles away.

18 miles away!
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Procrustes on August 17, 2013, 11:07:56 PM
Wait that faggot buys a new wrench every time?

Ewwww that wrench is diiiiiiiirty mommy throw it awaaaayyyyyy

Seriously thought, everything I'm reading here is an elaborate series of excuses for sloth and ineptitude. B-b-but moooooommmm I don't wanna take the trash out its WAAAAAYYY too hot out there and you know it makes my gout act uuhpppp!!!!
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Slacktivist on August 17, 2013, 11:19:44 PM
did you know that you can store old oil in a container larger than a cup and dispose of it like once every 6-12 months

complicated shit
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on August 17, 2013, 11:43:14 PM
Wait that faggot buys a new wrench every time?

Ewwww that wrench is diiiiiiiirty mommy throw it awaaaayyyyyy

Seriously thought, everything I'm reading here is an elaborate series of excuses for sloth and ineptitude. B-b-but moooooommmm I don't wanna take the trash out its WAAAAAYYY too hot out there and you know it makes my gout act uuhpppp!!!!

Protip: if you change your oil yourself, and put the filter on yourself, you won't even need a fucking wrench to take it off later. The only times I've even needed an oil wrench were after some jackass overtightened the fucking filter. And on one of my cars, even my buddies wrench was too small so out came the screwdriver and stab-turn-done.

They are right in a way, it isn't that economical to change your oil, and it can be a hassle jacking the car up (I really need to get some ramps). For me, because I use synthetic oil, and one of my cars takes 7 quarts, it would be cheaper to take it to a $20 place. But I do it because I know I'll use the oil I want, and I enjoy working on my cars and it gives me a feeling of accomplishment to do it. Time is a factor but it's something I enjoy spending time doing.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Autistic Yankee on August 18, 2013, 12:13:27 AM

They are right in a way, it isn't that economical to change your oil, and it can be a hassle jacking the car up (I really need to get some ramps). For me, because I use synthetic oil, and one of my cars takes 7 quarts, it would be cheaper to take it to a $20 place. But I do it because I know I'll use the oil I want, and I enjoy working on my cars and it gives me a feeling of accomplishment to do it. Time is a factor but it's something I enjoy spending time doing.

Virtually every car dealership these days uses oil changes as a loss leader to get you in the shop so they can do a "15 point inspection" or whatever the fuck they use and upsell you on other repairs.  Since the Jiffy Lube express lane shops were invented no really makes much money on oil changes anymore.  $15-$20 not to have to bother with it yourself?  I'm sold. 

Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: brolonium on August 18, 2013, 12:16:50 AM
I don't care that much if someone doesn't want to work on their car but why do they need spend ages justifying it. Just say you don't'want to and be done with it.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: wimpb on August 18, 2013, 12:41:14 AM
I don't care that much if someone doesn't want to work on their car but why do they need spend ages justifying it. Just say you don't'want to and be done with it.

if they didnt talk about it or post about it on the internet no one would ever know they didnt change their own oil
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on August 18, 2013, 04:09:54 AM
I don't care that much if someone doesn't want to work on their car but why do they need spend ages justifying it. Just say you don't'want to and be done with it.
If you click the link it's a subreddit about image macros, I think that answers your question pretty well
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on August 18, 2013, 06:29:46 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/EDLYnri.png)
Note the subreddit style sheet removes the down vote arrow.  Lol.

Pro tip to anyone who cares to redditroll:  click their user names and you can down vote anything they post, comment or link.

They fucking HATE that, as it oppresses their something or another and violates their style-sheet-enforced hug box.  Down votes are serious business on reddit.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: unprivsplain on August 18, 2013, 06:59:26 PM
Well yeah they're objectively right how could you downvote them?
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Illiteracy Owns on August 18, 2013, 10:39:52 PM
http://i.imgur.com/EDLYnri.png
Note the subreddit style sheet removes the down vote arrow.  Lol.

Pro tip to anyone who cares to redditroll:  click their user names and you can down vote anything they post, comment or link.

They fucking HATE that, as it oppresses their something or another and violates their style-sheet-enforced hug box.  Down votes are serious business on reddit.

Uhhh look at the top-right of posts in this forum. Where's the down vote arrow!?!?!?!
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: jimbolio on August 18, 2013, 11:33:53 PM
did you know that you can store old oil in a container larger than a cup and dispose of it like once every 6-12 months

complicated shit
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on August 18, 2013, 11:59:41 PM
http://i.imgur.com/EDLYnri.png
Note the subreddit style sheet removes the down vote arrow.  Lol.

Pro tip to anyone who cares to redditroll:  click their user names and you can down vote anything they post, comment or link.

They fucking HATE that, as it oppresses their something or another and violates their style-sheet-enforced hug box.  Down votes are serious business on reddit.

Uhhh look at the top-right of posts in this forum. Where's the down vote arrow!?!?!?!
:myecred2:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: gaaaayyyyyy on August 19, 2013, 03:23:06 AM
Note the subreddit style sheet removes the down vote arrow.  Lol.

Pro tip to anyone who cares to redditroll:  click their user names and you can down vote anything they post, comment or link.

They fucking HATE that, as it oppresses their something or another and violates their style-sheet-enforced hug box.  Down votes are serious business on reddit.

One of the moderators is this deaf fat black tranny with a beard. I assume he's autistic as well.  Look up kbrooks, aka Kylie Brooks.

He has posted his fucking ugly face on reddit before but I can't still find the picture.  You can find him in SRSWomen at any given moment unironically telling men to get out. 
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Stroker Ace on August 19, 2013, 10:34:30 AM

One of the moderators is this deaf fat black tranny with a beard. I assume he's autistic as well.

sweet jesus we've found the most opressable person on the internet.

Just a reminder: This thing is what SJWs want to star in your favorite media because equality means fuck white people
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on August 19, 2013, 12:43:14 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/D8x2Mmw.jpg)
https://twitter.com/queerdykekylie
Deaf Disabled Black crip (gender)queer butch dyke tweeting about social justice.
Toronto, ON

:myecred2:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Aran on August 19, 2013, 01:56:29 PM
If he's a crip, why's he wearing red?
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Danger-Weiner on August 19, 2013, 02:06:49 PM
If he's a crip, why's he wearing red?
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on August 19, 2013, 02:20:28 PM
because he's crippled not an actual crip
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: unprivsplain on August 19, 2013, 02:25:41 PM
Xe isn't constrained by the gangbanger binary of blood/crip you ignorant biggots.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Aran on August 19, 2013, 02:30:49 PM
because he's crippled not an actual crip

At no point did anyone mistake him for an actual gang member.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Volksge manshaft on August 19, 2013, 03:00:27 PM
If he's a crip, why's he wearing red?

He's just having a blood day you oppressive pig

He's the only tranny to ever have a blood day, if ya know what I mean
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on August 19, 2013, 03:30:26 PM
The Canadian Crips have to relax their standards a bit in order to get as man Real Negros in their gang as possible for street cred.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on August 19, 2013, 05:31:40 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/D8x2Mmw.jpg)
https://twitter.com/queerdykekylie
Deaf Disabled Black crip (gender)queer butch dyke tweeting about social justice.
Toronto, ON

:myecred2:
after Bill Clinton that's the second-biggest beard I've ever seen on a dyke
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on August 19, 2013, 05:47:54 PM
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[–]mmmm_whatchasay 13 points 1 day ago
I'm from NYC, and I was recently involved in a video shoot that we needed prop guns for. They looked pretty realistic.
All of us were totally on edge. No one wanted it pointed at them, we were afraid to touch them. If there was a murder in the area that night, would we be suspects?
Meanwhile, in other parts of the country, there were real guns all over the place.
I think I'd rather be totally terrified and careful around guns than loosey goosey, but I know that it would be a huge struggle in other areas. Even in other parts of the state.

Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on August 19, 2013, 06:47:48 PM
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[–]mmmm_whatchasay 13 points 1 day ago
I'm from NYC, and I was recently involved in a video shoot that we needed prop guns for. They looked pretty realistic.
All of us were totally on edge. No one wanted it pointed at them, we were afraid to touch them. If there was a murder in the area that night, would we be suspects?
Meanwhile, in other parts of the country, there were real guns all over the place.
I think I'd rather be totally terrified and careful around guns than loosey goosey, but I know that it would be a huge struggle in other areas. Even in other parts of the state.

I've taken shits harder than this kid.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on August 19, 2013, 09:54:09 PM

(http://i.imgur.com/D8x2Mmw.jpg)


nigger looks like a model for the trolls in the hobbit

(http://i.imgur.com/ik7aDzb.jpg)
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Stroker Ace on August 19, 2013, 10:05:16 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/D8x2Mmw.jpg)


(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NHKU7Bx5mWM/SsKA6gsqXEI/AAAAAAAAFdM/SXm8zNLppww/s400/harry_hendersons.jpg)
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on August 20, 2013, 12:51:25 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/D8x2Mmw.jpg)
https://twitter.com/queerdykekylie
Deaf Disabled Black crip (gender)queer butch dyke tweeting about social justice.
Toronto, ON

:myecred2:
after Bill Clinton that's the second-biggest beard I've ever seen on a dyke
:mott:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: As a white male I on August 20, 2013, 01:25:12 AM
Quote
[–]mmmm_whatchasay 13 points 1 day ago
I'm from NYC, and I was recently involved in a video shoot that we needed prop guns for. They looked pretty realistic.
All of us were totally on edge. No one wanted it pointed at them, we were afraid to touch them. If there was a murder in the area that night, would we be suspects?
Meanwhile, in other parts of the country, there were real guns all over the place.
I think I'd rather be totally terrified and careful around guns than loosey goosey, but I know that it would be a huge struggle in other areas. Even in other parts of the state.

Jesus fucking christ someone institute a mandatory armed service for New yorkers or something. Everything coming out of there is pure faggotry and chickenshit pussy fucking assholery. We don't have this problem because in our glorious socialist state every man has to serve in the army and handle an assault rifle. Guns are not scary when handled properly, let alone fucking prop guns. Fuck.
 :facepalm:
Chickenshits like this wouldn't last an hour on my set.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Aran on August 20, 2013, 03:13:32 AM
I grew up in the exact opposite end of New York state where I didn't know a single person "afraid" of guns. Sure, plenty of people just didn't like them or care for them, plenty held no opinion either way.

Tons of backlash against the "SAFE Act" from that way, too.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on August 22, 2013, 07:07:39 PM
I love /r/circlejerk

(http://i.imgur.com/viKjm7Z.png)

Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: kosher nostra on August 23, 2013, 01:35:31 AM
Quote
[–]mmmm_whatchasay 13 points 1 day ago
I'm from NYC, and I was recently involved in a video shoot that we needed prop guns for. They looked pretty realistic.
All of us were totally on edge. No one wanted it pointed at them, we were afraid to touch them. If there was a murder in the area that night, would we be suspects?
Meanwhile, in other parts of the country, there were real guns all over the place.
I think I'd rather be totally terrified and careful around guns than loosey goosey, but I know that it would be a huge struggle in other areas. Even in other parts of the state.

Jesus fucking christ someone institute a mandatory armed service for New yorkers or something. Everything coming out of there is pure faggotry and chickenshit pussy fucking assholery. We don't have this problem because in our glorious socialist state every man has to serve in the army and handle an assault rifle. Guns are not scary when handled properly, let alone fucking prop guns. Fuck.
 :facepalm:
Chickenshits like this wouldn't last an hour on my set.




Is that the set of Niggerdeath 888 or Gay Nazi Bathhouse ?
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: As a white male I on August 23, 2013, 05:17:10 AM

Is that the set of Niggerdeath 888 or Gay Nazi Bathhouse ?

How did you guess? Actually, right now I'm preparing my magnum opus Erotic nights of the SS: The camps of rape.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on August 23, 2013, 07:09:45 AM
OFFICIALLY PEAK REDDIT

(http://i.imgur.com/WDBmvnH.png)
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Koos Group on August 24, 2013, 08:26:16 PM
OFFICIALLY PEAK REDDIT

(http://i.imgur.com/WDBmvnH.png)

Lol.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: gaaaayyyyyy on August 27, 2013, 11:56:18 AM
More deaf gay black tranny problems:
(http://i.imgur.com/xWlkbb2l.png) (http://imgur.com/xWlkbb2)

There really should be a prize for winning the oppression olympics.  Preferably something like a merciful euthanization.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: brolonium on August 27, 2013, 05:54:33 PM
More deaf gay black tranny problems:
(http://i.imgur.com/xWlkbb2l.png) (http://imgur.com/xWlkbb2)

There really should be a prize for winning the oppression olympics.  Preferably something like a merciful euthanization.
"I should not have to work to make this much money"
:razor:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: A Fierce Woman of Size on August 27, 2013, 05:57:55 PM
More deaf gay black tranny problems:
(http://i.imgur.com/xWlkbb2l.png) (http://imgur.com/xWlkbb2)

There really should be a prize for winning the oppression olympics.  Preferably something like a merciful euthanization.
"I should not have to work to make this much money"
:razor:

i just want to punch that bitch in the face. i work my ass off for the money i get, why the fuck should some crybaby tranny get that shit for nothing? why? because he's deaf? like deaf people cant get jobs? because he's a mentally fucked tranny? fuck this guy

 :razor: :razor: :razor:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on September 03, 2013, 09:48:41 AM
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submarines_and_gin 1368 points 11 hours ago (1896|525)
Dishsoap.
I used to fap with dishsoap. Not hand soap or that gentle silk dishsoap. Murderclean germscour green-ass dishsoap. It was the first thing I used to masturbate with, so I didn't really know what I was doing at the time. And it worked fine, it was cheap, and I was an ignorant adolescent.
Except sometimes I would fap in bed and then fall asleep without cleaning myself up afterwards. I would wake up the next day and shower in the morning and figure everything was fine.
Those were the days that skin peeled off my dick. It hurt a bit, too. Like a bad sunburn, but drier and flaky. I didn't know what the hell was going on. It would take a day or two of my penis believing that it was becoming a beautiful butterfly and then everything was back to normal. I looked up things on google like "virgin molting" and other weird terms to try to figure out what was happening to me. Nothing turned up.
"Cool" thinks young and horny me, "no real damage, and at least it keeps me from wasting all my time jerkin' it."
Then one day I overdid it. I was really feeling the urge that night and used too much soap, rubbing it all over my thighs, too. I woke up the next morning with something amounting to a chemical burn on my entire crotch region. Walking was agony, my dick felt like it was on fire, and I'm pretty sure ol' scrotes was peeling as well. That lasted about two days and oh my lord was it difficult to be nonchalant during that forty-eight hours.
This was also the weekend that my family promised to help another family move to a new house. So we drove halfway across town and moved boxes all afternoon. To this day I can't think of a more awkward way that I've suffered that kind of immense pain.
On the plus side, that was the day I finally figured out why the hell my dick kept going through metamorphoses every week.
TL;DR dishsoap makes your dick molt and it took me a year to figure this out.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: I fucking hate goons on September 03, 2013, 07:01:18 PM
^^^ Same thing used to happen to me. I jerked my cock with dishsoap.

The first time I ever jerked my cock I was in 7th grade in the shower using shampoo. When I came, I didn't know what was happening, so I thought that the white stuff coming out of dick hole was shampoo that had gotten stuck in there.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Procrustes on September 03, 2013, 07:47:40 PM
You forgot quote tags, faggot.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Cisnormative Commando on September 03, 2013, 08:19:52 PM
You guys ready for some atomic fucking rage?

 :ultlibrage:  :ultlibrage:  :ultlibrage: http://www.reddit.com/r/GunsAreCool  :ultlibrage:  :ultlibrage:  :ultlibrage:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on September 03, 2013, 09:11:18 PM
This post: http://www.reddit.com/r/GunsAreCool/comments/1l8dqa/today_our_community_celebrates_our_one_year/  Fucking look at it. What a bunch of limp-wristed hand wringing faggots. Al sorts of self-righteousness over posting stuff about violence on the internet, but are any of these people actually doing anything about it outside of that? Doubtful. I wonder what would happen if someone wandered in there and posted the gun crime by race stats?
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Cisnormative Commando on September 03, 2013, 09:32:01 PM
Oh yeah, thats the best part. They just omit all the nigger on nigger shootings, because that just doesn't sit right with their narrative of "evil white NRA members" they're trying so desperately to portray. 10/10 expert troll yes I mad.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on September 03, 2013, 10:05:26 PM
More deaf gay black tranny problems:
(http://i.imgur.com/xWlkbb2l.png) (http://imgur.com/xWlkbb2)

There really should be a prize for winning the oppression olympics.  Preferably something like a merciful euthanization.
"I should not have to work to make this much money"
:razor:

i just want to punch that bitch in the face. i work my ass off for the money i get, why the fuck should some crybaby tranny get that shit for nothing? why? because he's deaf? like deaf people cant get jobs? because he's a mentally fucked tranny? fuck this guy

 :razor: :razor: :razor:

i don't know if i ever have posted a razor myself, but this one came close.

but i sit back and smile knowing that this shitbag waste of skin (even if it's black) is suffering and wringing its paws that it may actually have to do work to exist, just like everyone else.  you want equality? go earn it faggot, like the rest of us.  this weepy vagina makes me think that every bad thing that's happened in its life was deserved.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Gook Grappler on September 05, 2013, 12:24:19 AM
who wants to bet that the reason that faggot is so fixated on 2,000 dollars because they're trying to start a collection of 2,000 dollar body pillows?
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on September 05, 2013, 10:21:45 AM
there's a subreddit called socialskills where people who don't understand hyoo-mehns struggle to find an instruction manual for interaction

http://www.reddit.com/r/socialskills/comments/1ls49f/feeling_like_the_only_way_i_can_meet_people_is_to/ (http://www.reddit.com/r/socialskills/comments/1ls49f/feeling_like_the_only_way_i_can_meet_people_is_to/)
Quote
Feeling like the only way I can meet people is to walk around the University campus, where is the best place to interact with people there? (self.socialskills)
submitted 1 hour ago by Penguinbashr
School started back up this week, and since I feel that it would be a bit healthier for me if I met new people that I don't only talk to online.
How do I approach people at a University campus if I don't attend any classes?

yeah that's not creepy at all, trespassing at a university to meet people
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: brolonium on September 05, 2013, 10:35:48 AM
hahah jesus christ.  Won't they ask him what he's studying and run a mile when they find out he's there to just mingle and pick up new friends?  That's what I'd have done.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: gaaaayyyyyy on September 05, 2013, 09:12:43 PM
User kbrooks posts his picture to a dyke subreddit, and even they cannot tolerate him:

(http://i.imgur.com/jLY9fRh.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/v8Ya1IS.png)

Then he does to complain to /r/actuallesbians: http://www.reddit.com/r/actuallesbians/comments/1lmacs/gender_policing_in_dykesgonemild/

That thing has some serious issues :drew:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: A Fierce Woman of Size on September 05, 2013, 09:50:24 PM
maybe she's disabled and cant shave you bigot! *ignores the fact that the tranny can use his arms just fine*
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: unprivsplain on September 05, 2013, 10:14:55 PM
that thing is especially hilarious if you think about the topic of lesbians being bigots if they don't like a tranny that has a cock but identifies as a woman
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: MY FURSONOUNS on September 05, 2013, 10:49:28 PM
It'll be funny when the whole internet minority tumblr thing eats itself alive as all of them try so hard to out-victim each other and they end up continually purging members from their ranks for not being idealogically correct enough
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: unprivsplain on September 05, 2013, 11:36:39 PM
It already is happening. White gay males are seen as too privileged to truly understand oppression. White lesbians are slowly beginning to be labeled this way too.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: unprivsplain on September 06, 2013, 12:37:37 AM
Pretty soon lopping off your dick won't be enough. It'll be that monstrosity that identifies as female but grows a beard.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on September 06, 2013, 01:09:01 AM
Quote
I wish Kbrooks was just a dedicated troll, but sadly they are completely serious. They are notorious for perpetually playing the victim even within a whole group that is perpetually known for playing the victim. Kbrooks once made a post about how people talking about the Zimmerman trial were abilist because there isn't coverage of the trial in sign language.

Some how the irony that Kbrooks spends all day on reddit communicating in English didn't get through to her, when she basically claimed she couldn't just turn closed captioning on her TV or read one of the million articles on the Internet about the case .

She then went on to rant about how there needs to be a TV station run entirely for and entirely by black deaf people, and it had to be completely free of any corporate support.

Did I mention how hugely ironic it is that she has one of the worst neckbeards I've ever seen on reddit? She spends all day on sunreddits where the biggest insult they throw at people is neckbeard, but yet they appear to be completely unaware they have a stage 4 neckbeard. I guarantee you in her mind she doesn't have a neckbeard no matter how obvious it is to anyone who's seen how a beard is supposed to grow in.
Quote
I remember that. She said that English was too complex for her, even though she can use reddit just fine.

from http://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1ltj5d/srser_ukbrooks_experiences_gender_policing_in/

if you click that link, ctrl-f "douchenozzle" for some fun realtalk
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: gaaaayyyyyy on September 06, 2013, 02:24:01 AM
4chan should troll the tranny groups by dressing up in the most offensive stereotypes of being a woman and posting to these sorts of "pride" photo websites.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Harry D Greek on September 06, 2013, 05:01:54 AM
Goddamn, they've taken it too far, I can't even tell the serious ones and the trolls apart anymore
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on September 07, 2013, 12:18:12 PM
satire is dead

all is faggot
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on September 16, 2013, 08:51:47 AM
another shitthatdidnthappen.txt,

Quote
[–]raeanin 1 point 15 days ago (13|12)
Seriously? You sound like a slack ass trying to make an excuse for piss poor progress.
I put over 400lbs on my total(115/135/225 - 225/315/365) in 6 months on starting strength, and that was while cutting 75lbs of fat. I've put another 500+ lbs on it in the 2 years since(1400 now).
My girlfriend is 130lbs and hit a 250 squat, 160 bench and 340 deadlift within a year of training.
We have a 14 year old who in under 2 years went from 130 to 180 lbs and lifts 320/230/415.
We have a 6'6" guy who was skinny and could barely lift shit and has put on 50+ lbs and pulls well over 600 within 2 years.
The first 2 years in the gym should show massive changes in physique and strength. OP looks much better, but strength hasn't progressed in a normal rate by any standards. Granted he says he trains for aesthetics, but even on a split these results are far below conventional strength progress.

http://wpfpowerlifting.com/2013%20WPF%20RECORD%20LIB/WPF%20WOMENS%20POWERLIFTING%20RECORDS%20-%2001.09.2013.pdf (http://wpfpowerlifting.com/2013%20WPF%20RECORD%20LIB/WPF%20WOMENS%20POWERLIFTING%20RECORDS%20-%2001.09.2013.pdf)

20-23 year old age bracket 130 lb woman's world record lifts (converted from kg to lbs):
Bench: 88 lbs
Squat: 215
Deadlift: 253 lbs

apparently with only a year of training your girlfriend too can beat the world powerlifting records
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: brolonium on September 16, 2013, 09:19:24 AM
I don't lift the weight, I hold it still and move the whole earth up and down underneath it
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: gaaaayyyyyy on September 17, 2013, 09:08:06 PM
If you were an anti-racist, who would your main enemy be?


If you said anti-racists who don't think exactly like you, congratulations!

http://www.reddit.com/r/SRSBusiness/comments/1mklg9/antiracist_activist_tim_wise_its_not_on_me/

A bunch of freakshows furiously trying to out-lib each other.  Bonus: The reason they are limping out is that he dared to suggest that the only reason they don't have book deals and speaking tours is because their output sucks and they waste their time on idiocy like tumblr activism.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on September 18, 2013, 10:10:43 AM
i had a hard time believing that a guy who goes around apologizing for being white and has books deals actually wrote this:

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No, of course not...cuz that would require critical thought rather than simplistic hater bs and stuff u can put on tumblr...seriously, it's time for people to be told to step off...feel free to jump off the page trolls....or I can bounce you...and would love to...trust me, u will lose this beef..badly...

but no, it's legit
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on September 18, 2013, 10:31:46 AM
tim wise in rapetown would be the biggest "b-b-b-but i defended you" as he's getting pegged that he'd make that Haiti rape lady look like a klansman
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Linebacker in a Dress on September 18, 2013, 02:38:28 PM
i had a hard time believing that a guy who goes around apologizing for being white and has books deals actually wrote this:

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No, of course not...cuz that would require critical thought rather than simplistic hater bs and stuff u can put on tumblr...seriously, it's time for people to be told to step off...feel free to jump off the page trolls....or I can bounce you...and would love to...trust me, u will lose this beef..badly...

but no, it's legit

The magic of ghostwriting.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: a torrent of piss on September 18, 2013, 02:57:04 PM
If you were an anti-racist, who would your main enemy be?


If you said anti-racists who don't think exactly like you, congratulations!

http://www.reddit.com/r/SRSBusiness/comments/1mklg9/antiracist_activist_tim_wise_its_not_on_me/

A bunch of freakshows furiously trying to out-lib each other.  Bonus: The reason they are limping out is that he dared to suggest that the only reason they don't have book deals and speaking tours is because their output sucks and they waste their time on idiocy like tumblr activism.

I bet they get into fights on who hates Israel more.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: gaaaayyyyyy on September 26, 2013, 09:08:39 PM
I chimed in to a Retard Faggot Discussion and suggested that doing heroin might not be a good idea, and people just couldn't deal with it:

http://www.reddit.com/r/SRSDiscussion/comments/1n58x1/societys_treatment_of_addicts_and_the_vicious_war/

A choice quote from a guy who is basically Trainspotting IRL:
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Also, can we talk about how word like "junkie" are oppressive. When people use that word it pisses me off almost as much as getting called "faggot". The hatred and vitriol that people spew towards drug-dependent people is disgusting. I already feel bad about it, I don't need people making me feel WORSE, especially when guilt and self-hatred are major barriers to recovery.
And I say that as a pansexual genderqueer heroin addict.
I'm talking about like when just_face in this thread is saying "it's irresponsible junkies with no impulse control that cause the problems. "

This same "genderqueer anarchist" has some great threads in /r/opiates:

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"Getting clean" vs recovery. There's a world of a difference I had to learn the hard way after a relapse when I thought I was good. Any advice or tips or just thoughts on the subject?

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I feel like Sam Becket every morning when I wake up, sleepy/hungover/whatever unable to tell how high I am and look in the mirror to see how big my pupils are, and have an "oh boy" moment of what am I going to have to do today to score

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Smoking tar technique. Is it really that tough?

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"Celebrate two weeks of being clean by scoring some just once." Such a smart idea, right? Now I'm using everyday again with the excuse of "Insuring I don't get sick"

http://www.reddit.com/user/FleshTombstones/submitted/

I actually really feel bad for this zir
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on September 27, 2013, 02:15:39 AM
I chimed in to a Retard Faggot Discussion and suggested that doing heroin might not be a good idea, and people just couldn't deal with it:

http://www.reddit.com/r/SRSDiscussion/comments/1n58x1/societys_treatment_of_addicts_and_the_vicious_war/

A choice quote from a guy who is basically Trainspotting IRL:
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Also, can we talk about how word like "junkie" are oppressive. When people use that word it pisses me off almost as much as getting called "faggot". The hatred and vitriol that people spew towards drug-dependent people is disgusting. I already feel bad about it, I don't need people making me feel WORSE, especially when guilt and self-hatred are major barriers to recovery.
And I say that as a pansexual genderqueer heroin addict.
I'm talking about like when just_face in this thread is saying "it's irresponsible junkies with no impulse control that cause the problems. "

This same "genderqueer anarchist" has some great threads in /r/opiates:

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"Getting clean" vs recovery. There's a world of a difference I had to learn the hard way after a relapse when I thought I was good. Any advice or tips or just thoughts on the subject?

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I feel like Sam Becket every morning when I wake up, sleepy/hungover/whatever unable to tell how high I am and look in the mirror to see how big my pupils are, and have an "oh boy" moment of what am I going to have to do today to score

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Smoking tar technique. Is it really that tough?

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"Celebrate two weeks of being clean by scoring some just once." Such a smart idea, right? Now I'm using everyday again with the excuse of "Insuring I don't get sick"

http://www.reddit.com/user/FleshTombstones/submitted/

I actually really feel bad for this zir
It should try some acid.  Better than rehab, or so I've been told.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: ThickRodMuscleBud on September 30, 2013, 11:05:53 AM
Even though reddit sucks, it looks like we've got some allies there, even if they are fucking pussies that won't doxx

http://www.reddit.com/r/SRSsucks/
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on September 30, 2013, 11:39:34 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/RFR973X.png)
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Failure to communicate on September 30, 2013, 12:15:10 PM
Of course you can't enjoy it, silly.  Anything other than 24/7 outrage at non-SJ approved entertainment makes you a horrible person!
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Danger-Weiner on September 30, 2013, 07:40:51 PM
if you didn't use the sniper rifle to upskirt dead hookers way back in gta 3 then you were playing it wrong
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on September 30, 2013, 09:17:10 PM
so if i look up vidya game character skirts in GTA V, i am sexist.  if i do not look up troon skirts IRL and immediately become uncontrollably aroused, i am a bigot.

these sjw fuckers need to pick a god damn cause and stick with it because i'm about to make an online petition for obama to ban skirts, period.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on October 13, 2013, 11:17:34 PM
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[–]fat_italian_stallion 494 points 2 hours ago
Get rid of her OP.
Had an ex shove my pc off of my desk while I was away. She said it was b/c I spent too much time playing games on it (most of the time I was either doing work or school work on it). I actually didn't have games installed on it at the time and for the entire month prior b/c I had a seminar paper due and had just done a fresh windows install.
When it fell it didn't power down and the reservoir cracked, leaking all over the components (damn shoddy version 1 frozen q helix reservoirs). All that was salvagable were the Bluray drive and water blocks. I told her she was going to have to pay to replace everything, roughly $8,000 at the time (980x and quad 480s right after they launched in 2010).
She told me to go fuck myself and there's no way a computer should cost that much, and that I was fine with my Macbook pro. I took her to court and she ended up having to sell her car and her parents sell 2 of theirs to replace the computer and pay attorneys fees.
I wanted to feel bad, but fuck I had ~100hrs + into that computer and tons of irreplaceable documents (I figured mirrored drives would be fine for everything that could happen, apparently I didn't plan for bitch shoving 120lb computer off of a desk).
You reap what you sow.

and as I walked out of the courtroom everyone started slowly clapping
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: SooperPooper on October 13, 2013, 11:30:40 PM
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[–]fat_italian_stallion 494 points 2 hours ago
Get rid of her OP.
Had an ex shove my pc off of my desk while I was away. She said it was b/c I spent too much time playing games on it (most of the time I was either doing work or school work on it). I actually didn't have games installed on it at the time and for the entire month prior b/c I had a seminar paper due and had just done a fresh windows install.
When it fell it didn't power down and the reservoir cracked, leaking all over the components (damn shoddy version 1 frozen q helix reservoirs). All that was salvagable were the Bluray drive and water blocks. I told her she was going to have to pay to replace everything, roughly $8,000 at the time (980x and quad 480s right after they launched in 2010).
She told me to go fuck myself and there's no way a computer should cost that much, and that I was fine with my Macbook pro. I took her to court and she ended up having to sell her car and her parents sell 2 of theirs to replace the computer and pay attorneys fees.
I wanted to feel bad, but fuck I had ~100hrs + into that computer and tons of irreplaceable documents (I figured mirrored drives would be fine for everything that could happen, apparently I didn't plan for bitch shoving 120lb computer off of a desk).
You reap what you sow.

and as I walked out of the courtroom everyone started slowly clapping

I hope its true because its funny. also how in the fuck do you build an 8000 dollar computer?
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Aran on October 13, 2013, 11:34:08 PM
Pretty easy using newly released hardware. When I built a computer in college my processor alone was almost $900 for a brand new, top of the line AMD.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Black Gardener on October 17, 2013, 12:57:03 AM
Those niggas used the word "betwixt."
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on October 17, 2013, 01:29:37 AM
Those niggas used the word "betwixt."
I also noticed that whilst I was reading that article.

Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Kingsbury on October 17, 2013, 01:43:47 AM
I met the secret service agent that killed the reddit founder he was a nice guy.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on October 17, 2013, 01:47:34 AM
They should have made a r/gonewild sock with anti-crusting chemicals.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Kingsbury on October 17, 2013, 01:50:58 AM
They should have made a r/gonewild sock with anti-crusting chemicals.

the secret service guy I think touched the blanket that I have carpet bombed with my semen and probably smelled it too.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Danger-Weiner on October 17, 2013, 07:04:25 PM
doxxnet t shirts
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: PUSSY CANCER on October 17, 2013, 07:15:19 PM
Quote
[–]fat_italian_stallion 494 points 2 hours ago
Get rid of her OP.
Had an ex shove my pc off of my desk while I was away. She said it was b/c I spent too much time playing games on it (most of the time I was either doing work or school work on it). I actually didn't have games installed on it at the time and for the entire month prior b/c I had a seminar paper due and had just done a fresh windows install.
When it fell it didn't power down and the reservoir cracked, leaking all over the components (damn shoddy version 1 frozen q helix reservoirs). All that was salvagable were the Bluray drive and water blocks. I told her she was going to have to pay to replace everything, roughly $8,000 at the time (980x and quad 480s right after they launched in 2010).
She told me to go fuck myself and there's no way a computer should cost that much, and that I was fine with my Macbook pro. I took her to court and she ended up having to sell her car and her parents sell 2 of theirs to replace the computer and pay attorneys fees.
I wanted to feel bad, but fuck I had ~100hrs + into that computer and tons of irreplaceable documents (I figured mirrored drives would be fine for everything that could happen, apparently I didn't plan for bitch shoving 120lb computer off of a desk).
You reap what you sow.

and as I walked out of the courtroom everyone started slowly clapping

I hope its true because its funny. also how in the fuck do you build an 8000 dollar computer?

I like how he claims he doesn't game on a computer he put 4 fucking video cards in lmao
Maybe it was his bitcoin machine?
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on October 17, 2013, 07:18:16 PM
Plausible and I cant wait for the first court case where some sperg tries to sue for a power outage.

This blackout cost me $2,000 of buttcoins your honor :coolmad:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Autistic Yankee on October 17, 2013, 07:19:15 PM
Quote
[–]fat_italian_stallion 494 points 2 hours ago
Get rid of her OP.
Had an ex shove my pc off of my desk while I was away. She said it was b/c I spent too much time playing games on it (most of the time I was either doing work or school work on it). I actually didn't have games installed on it at the time and for the entire month prior b/c I had a seminar paper due and had just done a fresh windows install.
When it fell it didn't power down and the reservoir cracked, leaking all over the components (damn shoddy version 1 frozen q helix reservoirs). All that was salvagable were the Bluray drive and water blocks. I told her she was going to have to pay to replace everything, roughly $8,000 at the time (980x and quad 480s right after they launched in 2010).
She told me to go fuck myself and there's no way a computer should cost that much, and that I was fine with my Macbook pro. I took her to court and she ended up having to sell her car and her parents sell 2 of theirs to replace the computer and pay attorneys fees.
I wanted to feel bad, but fuck I had ~100hrs + into that computer and tons of irreplaceable documents (I figured mirrored drives would be fine for everything that could happen, apparently I didn't plan for bitch shoving 120lb computer off of a desk).
You reap what you sow.

and as I walked out of the courtroom everyone started slowly clapping

I hope its true because its funny. also how in the fuck do you build an 8000 dollar computer?

I like how he claims he doesn't game on a computer he put 4 fucking video cards in lmao
Maybe it was his bitcoin machine?

no dude.  He is like a graphic artist and needs those video cards to render 3d images so he can build up his resume to go work for Pixar!
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on October 18, 2013, 01:53:27 AM
Quote
[–]fat_italian_stallion 494 points 2 hours ago
Get rid of her OP.
Had an ex shove my pc off of my desk while I was away. She said it was b/c I spent too much time playing games on it (most of the time I was either doing work or school work on it). I actually didn't have games installed on it at the time and for the entire month prior b/c I had a seminar paper due and had just done a fresh windows install.
When it fell it didn't power down and the reservoir cracked, leaking all over the components (damn shoddy version 1 frozen q helix reservoirs). All that was salvagable were the Bluray drive and water blocks. I told her she was going to have to pay to replace everything, roughly $8,000 at the time (980x and quad 480s right after they launched in 2010).
She told me to go fuck myself and there's no way a computer should cost that much, and that I was fine with my Macbook pro. I took her to court and she ended up having to sell her car and her parents sell 2 of theirs to replace the computer and pay attorneys fees.
I wanted to feel bad, but fuck I had ~100hrs + into that computer and tons of irreplaceable documents (I figured mirrored drives would be fine for everything that could happen, apparently I didn't plan for bitch shoving 120lb computer off of a desk).
You reap what you sow.

and as I walked out of the courtroom everyone started slowly clapping

I hope its true because its funny. also how in the fuck do you build an 8000 dollar computer?

I like how he claims he doesn't game on a computer he put 4 fucking video cards in lmao
Maybe it was his bitcoin machine?
Bitcoiners use AMD cards, the ones he had are NVidia which are useless for bitcoining.

And if you read carefully he never said he didn't game on it, he just said he hadn't installed any games on it after the recent fresh install yet. Ofc bet you it was more like a week than a month.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: castratedabomination on October 18, 2013, 08:52:38 AM
he said his computer weighed 120 pounds. how fucking big was this thing lmao
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: brolonium on October 18, 2013, 07:08:13 PM
he said his computer weighed 120 pounds. how fucking big was this thing lmao


It was probably water cooled.  He talks about water blocks and cracked reservoirs.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on October 23, 2013, 09:22:45 PM
in a AMA thread with RL Stine the guy who wrote these scary childrens books
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[–]zrearick1 460 points 2 hours ago
Hi, Mr. Stine! I wrote my Master's thesis on the post-modern approach to gender in the original Goosebumps series. My argument, in response to accusations by critics like Vicki Coppell that Goosebumps is sexist, was that the series purposely represents its "types" (Annoying Younger Sibling, Scaredy-Cat, Bully, etc.) approximately equally along gender lines, essentially implying that there is no "one thing" it means to be masculine or feminine. Is this type of thing something you were conscious of when writing the original books, the idea that giving girls the chance to act like boys and boys the chance to act like girls would be a progressive move, especially in a genre that often promotes gender essentialism?
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Danish Plastic Bigotry on October 23, 2013, 09:35:45 PM
I guarantee that fucking thesis has a higher word count than the entire Goosebumps series.

Also I'm sure the Jew who cranked out a dozen books a year through ghostwriters really gave a shit about being "progressive in a genre that often promotes gender essentialism"
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on October 23, 2013, 10:01:33 PM
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[–]karma-is-useless 77 points 1 hour ago
I've actually had this happen to me.
Water pipes broke. No showering for a while. My body odor was unusual but not stanky. Kinda like musk. One lady insists on my telling her what cologne I'm using so she can get it for her husband. I told her I didn't use any and she just got this confused look on her face. She kept sniffing me all day. And I don't mean casual sniffs. It was like I was her cocaine. It was awkward. I went to the Y after that.
If I were to use that kind of sarcasm to get someone to shower, I don't think I could follow up the commentary by taking in lungfuls of their body odor.
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[–]MooseEater 49 points 59 minutes ago
Some people have the utmost dedication to seeing their sarcasm to its unnatural conclusion. To you it was a lungful of body odor, to her it was the sweet aroma of snarky victory.
Just kidding, she was crazy.
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[–]honestlyimeanreally 24 points 42 minutes ago
Humans have very real pheromone systems, and it's entirely possible it was just a female attracted to your scent
:goonbeer:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Mullah Omar on October 24, 2013, 09:48:23 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/bxKMs4f.jpg)
 :freud:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: 40k Scrotal Sacks on October 25, 2013, 01:28:19 AM
"As Alexis Ohanian learned when he helped to co-found the immensely popular reddit.com, the internet is the most powerful and democratic tool for disseminating information in human history. And when that power is harnessed to create new communities, technologies, businesses or charities, the results can be absolutely stunning. "

I seriously thought the book was about all the pedo/"candid" subreddits at first.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Failure to communicate on October 25, 2013, 08:20:56 AM
What are the chances the SJW crowd is going to take one look at "Without their permission" and claim it's promoting  :ultlibrage: RAPE CULTURE :ultlibrage:

The book's logo even seems to be getting an erection.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: furly_ghost on October 25, 2013, 04:08:16 PM
I guarantee that fucking thesis has a higher word count than the entire Goosebumps series.

Also I'm sure the Jew who cranked out a dozen books a year through ghostwriters really gave a shit about being "progressive in a genre that often promotes gender essentialism"
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/68/R_l_stine_2008.jpg/220px-R_l_stine_2008.jpg)
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: White Power Superhero on October 25, 2013, 10:26:55 PM
Goons were actually posting that van in the awkward and ugly thread while making digs at creepy mods/violentkranz or whatever his name is. All I could do was sit there and shake my head at how they were already back on their creepy reddit rhetoric after the entirety of last fucking week.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Monostats Infected Scrotum on October 25, 2013, 10:36:42 PM
Goons were actually posting that van in the awkward and ugly thread while making digs at creepy mods/violentkranz or whatever his name is. All I could do was sit there and shake my head at how they were already back on their creepy reddit rhetoric after the entirety of last fucking week.

You don't seem to get it CK. To goons, their line of thought about the no shit pedophile in the midst goes like this:

 :ultlibrage: WE WERE INFILTRATED BY A PEDOPHILE AND THOSE EVIL PANTSHITTING RACISTS TRIED TO MAKE US ALL LOOK BAD BY EXPOSING HIM!  :ultlibrage:

To further extend their logic, once they rationalized everything away with the above, they saw no cognitive dissonance in bashing Reddit.

After all, aren't all Redditors unrepentant pedophiles or aren't they?  :tuss:

(all goons who doubted the above sentence in the slightest were banned)
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Linebacker in a Dress on October 26, 2013, 12:28:21 AM
Goons were actually posting that van in the awkward and ugly thread while making digs at creepy mods/violentkranz or whatever his name is. All I could do was sit there and shake my head at how they were already back on their creepy reddit rhetoric after the entirety of last fucking week.

You don't seem to get it CK. To goons, their line of thought about the no shit pedophile in the midst goes like this:

 :ultlibrage: WE WERE INFILTRATED BY A PEDOPHILE AND THOSE EVIL PANTSHITTING RACISTS TRIED TO MAKE US ALL LOOK BAD BY EXPOSING HIM!  :ultlibrage:

To further extend their logic, once they rationalized everything away with the above, they saw no cognitive dissonance in bashing Reddit.

After all, aren't all Redditors unrepentant pedophiles or aren't they?  :tuss:

(all goons who doubted the above sentence in the slightest were banned)

Not to mention we were all wiped out in the pedocausts. Can't forget that part.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Monostats Infected Scrotum on October 26, 2013, 06:25:50 AM
Goons were actually posting that van in the awkward and ugly thread while making digs at creepy mods/violentkranz or whatever his name is. All I could do was sit there and shake my head at how they were already back on their creepy reddit rhetoric after the entirety of last fucking week.

You don't seem to get it CK. To goons, their line of thought about the no shit pedophile in the midst goes like this:

 :ultlibrage: WE WERE INFILTRATED BY A PEDOPHILE AND THOSE EVIL PANTSHITTING RACISTS TRIED TO MAKE US ALL LOOK BAD BY EXPOSING HIM!  :ultlibrage:

To further extend their logic, once they rationalized everything away with the above, they saw no cognitive dissonance in bashing Reddit.

After all, aren't all Redditors unrepentant pedophiles or aren't they?  :tuss:

(all goons who doubted the above sentence in the slightest were banned)

I don't really think that's the case man. I think it's much more of a "We were infiltrated, and he's gone now. No one supports him except a couple lunatics." And they are right. No one supported this creep, even for a second.

Like I said in the Aatrek thread, the story here is that the retarded managers of this business didn't vet employees and thus exposed children to potential harm at the hands of a convicted child rapist. The story is the insane incompetence on the part of the people that promote and manage the moderators for not just saying "scan us your drivers license or you're not a mod."

Oh, I believe you, and that's probably the realistic truth of the matter.

However, we were the ones who brought this up. You know, us evil bastards bent on bringing down SA out of sheer meanness because were bitter assholes who just want to see the world burn because were horrible, horrible people.

As a result, why do you think the SA mods went into damage control by trying to censor Aatrek's existence, downplay their incompetence as much as possible while trying to make us look as bad as them (and hopefully worse)? Further, why do think their loyalists went so batshit and tried to accuse us of being just as bad as the pedo we exposed?

Short version: We fucking embarrassed them, and they lashed out. In this case, badly, and their attempts at damage control backfired for the most part, but ideally, we'd still be the bad guys no matter what, they were the innocent victim who had no idea they willingly hired a pedo without doing a piss easy background check, and they could still continue to claim moral superiority over everyone else (like Reddit) and use the pedo accusation as a moral club without any irony whatsoever.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: rape priviledge on November 05, 2013, 01:22:16 PM
I don't think this has been posted but a couple of years ago I remember reading about that Redditor who had a verified long term incest relationship with his mom. Here's the classic thread:

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama_man_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his/ (http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama_man_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his/)


Quote from: 'verifiedson'
Update 6/6/12 I will no longer be answering questions on the AMA
Most the the questions have already been answered
It has been a fun five months. Thanks
I will post info when the Dr/Researcher's work is made available
When I was in my teens, I had a sexual relationship with my mother. I think that we would both characterize the experience as positive. Please fee free to ask anything but I will not discuss anything that would reveal my identity. Recently, my mom and I spoke with a researcher that is studying example of incest that were not traumatic. He is preparing a paper on the subject. I am not an advocate for incest. For whatever reason, it worked for us. Don't use use my experience as a template. I am here to relate my experience, not debate incest as a subject.
Here are a few FAQs that people will probably ask:
It started when I was 14, my mom was 37
I have an older sister that was unaware and not involved.
My dad knew about it from the beginning and supported my mom's decision.
It ended around college.
Edit 1 I am probably missing question but I will go back and answer anything that I missed.
Edit 2 Verification took about a month of going back and forth with a researcher that verified both my mom's and my identity for his research. He reached out to the mods and verified with them. It was also verified that he is who he says he is and that his field of practice is child psychology and sexual research.
Edit 3 I need to leave for a little while but will be back to answer questions that haven't been answered.
Edit 4 I will continue to try to answer questions from the AMA as well as PMs but I need to call it a day. Thank you for the questions. 1pm PST
Edit 5 December 28 I am happy to continue answering questions if any are posted. I am going through the AMA now and trying to cover it. Too clear up one thing that people have been commenting about. My father and sister did not have a sexual relationship. Like I said, my sister was not wired that way. Plus, I did bring this up with my mom as our sexual relationship progressed. She said that my dad wasn't I treated and that my sister certainly wouldn't want to be involved. She said that my dad was jealous of the relationship that mom and I had but that he harbored no lustful thoughts towards my sister. There was no reason for my mom to lie to me about that back then. It certainly would have made the sneaking around a lot easier when my sister was at the house.

How it all got started:
Quote from: 'verifiedson'
Well, without giving away too info, I was injured in an accident at 14 and incapacitated. I went from masturbating 2 times a day to zero. After 2 weeks, I was frustrated and took it out on my parents. My mom and dad knew what was up and talked about my mom "helping" me masturbate. The approached me one afternoon and wWhen my mom said, I know you are frustrated and why you are frustrated would you like some help masturbating. Blood was rushing in my ears and I said yes but I really didn't know if she meant what I thought she meant. I was excited and confused. She said that she would take care of me when I went to bed. Hours away.

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We had kissed when orgasming but it was weird and it rarely happened.
Yes, respected her authority. She never rewarded or threatened with sex.
No jealousy from her.
It happened in my room and her room.
No close calls.
No "dates" haha (it wasn't a romantic relationship)
No special presents.

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Over the years by dad had seen us together but he never watched per se.


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Well, The first time we had intercourse, I was lying in bed getting oral from her. In the middle of it, she stopped, climbed up my body, pulled her panties aside and sat on me. She was wearing a long Tshirt. She told me not to cum and she rode me for about a minute and came. She then finished me with her mouth. My head was spinning.
Sometimes it was discussed at the table but not with my dad around.
I would never tell anyone I know.

:lolno:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: 40k Scrotal Sacks on November 05, 2013, 01:30:20 PM
Dig deep enough and you'll find a goon that somehow manages to top that.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Linebacker in a Dress on November 05, 2013, 01:38:24 PM
Dig deep enough and you'll find a mod that somehow manages to top that.

fixt
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: wimpb on November 06, 2013, 09:48:33 PM
wtf is going on with that dad
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on November 13, 2013, 01:40:09 PM
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A few months ago I was on Facebook when a post made by my little sister showed up in my feed. It was a link to an Imgur album and the adjoining comment said, "As promised here's my new costume! What do you guys think?" or something like that. I clicked on it and was really surprised that my sister would post pictures of herself in lingerie. She's just not that type of girl. It only occurred to me that something was wrong when I scrolled through the album and found her, uh, naked.
Yeah. Basically the first few pics were decidedly PG-13 in nature. Very unlike Caitlin to post something like that but I figured maybe she was feeling insecure or something and looking for attention from her friends. She had just gone through a breakup after all. But then the pictures turned very R-rated in nature and the last couple were most definitely X-rated.
The first thing I did was click on her Facebook profile to see if she'd been making other unusual posts. My thinking was that someone might have hacked her account or something. But not only was her account totally normal with just the usual lame meme images she regularly posts and innocent pictures of herself with her friends and whatnot, but the Imgur album post had already been deleted. This was after like three minutes.
That's when I realized: she didn't mean to post that! At least not with her regular, real-name Facebook account.
At this point I know I should have just let the matter go. Chalk it up as a silly, embarrassing mistake of hers and DEFINITELY never look at those images again. But I couldn't help myself. I e-mailed the link to the album to myself when I should have just closed that tab and forgot about it.
A few days later I caved in to a very pervy desire to see my sis naked again. I kept telling myself, "Hey, she's hot, so what? You're not seeing her as your sister, you're seeing her as a hot chick in sexy lingerie. And naked. And fingering herself... eesh."
That's when I took things a step further. I did a reverse image search on one of the pictures in the album and guess what I got? A hit for a reddit account. Specifically, a link to a r/gonewild post.
At this point I didn't even care anymore. I was too far gone. I had to internet stalk. I looked at the account holder's posting history. Turns out she's been posting to r/gonewild and a couple other related sub-reddits for almost a year. Many of them have received well north of 1,000 upvotes with many comments to each. She seems very active in these subs, too, commenting all the time on not only her own posts but to others posts as well. People seem to know her, too. She's got a shitload of link and comment karma with that account.
Again, I couldn't help myself. I sent her a PM which is something I never usually do to the gonewild girls. But I just had to this time. Basically I said that I loved her pictures and asked if she would pose for me privately if I bought her a gift. I only added the thing about the gift to see if I could get her attention.
It worked. She wrote back and gave me a link to her Facebook account. As it happens I already have a fake/throw-away Facebook account that I used for a prank on a friend of mine last year so I used that one to invite her to be my friend. She accepted within minutes. Turns out Caitlin, my little sister, has this incredibly popular Facebook page for her online alter-ego. The alter-ego who writes all kinds of nasty posts about sex, masturbation, general perviness, etc. Oh, and occasionally provides links to Imgur albums that she posts regularly to reddit. And even her lamest posts, like, "Had vegan dinner today. Never again." receive dozens of likes and even more comments! And just like on reddit she responds to practically everyone!
Back to the gift. I sent her a message via Facebook telling her I was the guy from reddit who had offered to buy her a gift. She responded right away, must have been from her mobile, to say she'd love to pose for me in something special. She then sent me a link to a rather expensive dress. She asked me to get me a gift certificate to cover its costs and she would then order it, pose for me however I like in it, and send me and me alone the pictures.
Holy shit. I mean, this obviously wasn't her first time doing something like this, right? Once again I knew I had to stop. I had to maybe let her know it was me, her older brother living at college, the guy who used to make her life hell growing up (what are big brothers for?). But again, I didn't.
I sent her the gift certificate. It was about $150, money I really shouldn't be spending, but I sent it from my fake e-mail account anyway.
I had the most perverse thrill of my life when she responded a few days later with a picture to the dress laid out on her bed. She still lives with our parents (she isn't currently in school; she's working two part time jobs and planning to begin college next year) so the bed that dress was laid out on? That was the bed she grew up using. Fuck.
She asked me how I wanted her to pose in the outfit. My only response was that I needed a few days to think about it. She wrote back to say, "Take your time!" I have yet to write back.
Now I find myself rationalizing all this to myself. I think, "She's 19 years old, she's an adult, she is choosing to do all this. It's not my fault! How can I be spying on her or violating her privacy when she's the one posting all this crap online for all the world to see?!!"
But then, usually after a good fap, I think more logicially. "That's your sister dude. Up until three years ago you lived in a bedroom right next to hers. You grew up with her. You shouldn't be attracted to her or jerk off thinking about her. You're fucking sick."
And then my perv-logic counters with, "Well it's not about being attracted to her! It's the taboo aspect of it, that's all. No one is being hurt by this. Wouldn't it actually be more harmful to let her know that you've discovered this alter-ego of hers? Huh? It's good to keep it secret!"
To which post-fap me responds, "Well that still doesn't mean you should be looking these pictures, reading these secrets, and worst of all ACTUALLY COMMUNICATING with Caitlin! She's your sister! At the minimum you should delete your fake accounts and never look at her Facebook page, or her reddit posts, ever again."
I feel so torn. It's funny cause just a few days ago my girlfriend asked me if I had any kinky fantasies. I got super paranoid and demanded to know why she'd ask that. She said she was just curious, that everyone had kinky fantasies, herself included. So I said something lame like how I used to fantasize about having sex with a teacher in high school. I couldn't tell the truth: "Kinky fantasies? Yeah, I want to fuck my sister. I jerk off to her all the time and think about her whenever you and I are fucking. Happy?"

http://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/1qjmtf/i_discovered_my_little_sisters_online_alterego/

This whole situation is a massive failure in life bu everyone.  The sister, the brother, and the parents.  I honestly can't tell which one is more pathetic.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Aran on November 13, 2013, 01:59:28 PM
I want to see the pictures he's referring to tbh.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Failure to communicate on November 13, 2013, 02:24:16 PM
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Never has my jaw dropped so far and fast reading a confession. Except for the one about the guy wanking to his birth video.

 :stonk:

I don't think there's enough brain bleach on the planet for that one.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Huffington Post on November 13, 2013, 03:47:35 PM
That reads a tiny bit too much like a jerk off story for me to believe it but still pretty funny.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on December 02, 2013, 11:34:26 AM
Of all the subreddits to become irredeemably pozzed, I wouldn't have expected r/Tales FromRetail to be one:

http://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRetail/comments/1rwpra/nsfw_the_story_of_the_furry_tales_from_the_adult/

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I work in an adult shop in a predominantly gay area of my city. I have done a few stories. You can find them here

Todays tale is kind of hard. It was one that really tugged at my heart strings and left me wondering if I could have done more.

I have a pretty laid back and accepting attitude to people and to sexuality. I have friends who are gay, lesbian, trans etc. I suppose this comes in handy in my job and in the area of town in which I work but events over the last few weeks have left me wishing that I could do more. Still not sure what 'more' I could have done though.

A couple of weeks ago two young men (20 and 21) entered the shop. We got to chatting and one bought a few items. Came up in the conversation that they were part of the Furry community. Furries are a community of people who like to become animal alter egos of sorts. They have an animal that is their 'other side'. This may involve sex play. One of the young men was very vocal about his sexual exploits but the other young man was very quiet and unassuming.

Kind of out of nowhere the quiet young man who shall be henceforth be known as Furry said 'I don't really like sex'.

Me 'Really?'

Furry 'No, I just don't get any thrill out of it.'

Me 'Well, you are still young. You just may not have found the things you like yet.'

Furry 'I don't like sex. I am only ever comfortable in my furry outfit. In fact I hate my penis.'

OK then .... What does one say to this??

Me 'So I suppose in your outfit you can just be asexual? You don't have to be a boy. You can just be your character? Right?'

Furry 'Hey, you get it! Yeah, that is exactly how it is.'

Me 'And I suppose if you hate your penis, why would you want to be involved in an act like sex in which it plays kinda the main role?'

Furry 'Hey, you really do get it!'

Me 'Darl, have you ever heard of gender identity issues?'

Furry 'Yeah, and before you say more, yeah I think I do have some issues.'

Me 'Have you talked to someone about it?'

Furry 'No not really. It's kind of hard. How do you talk about this to someone?'

Me 'I think you should. And it should be someone other than an old broad like me in an adult shop. You do know that there are places around here where you can talk to people just like you don't you? You are not alone in this.'

Furry 'Yeah, I suppose.'

Me 'How about your family? Have you spoken to them?'

Furry 'No. It is kind of hard, you know?'

Me 'Yeah I get it but I really think you should get some help because it sounds to me like you are talking sex change. Am I getting this right?'

Furry 'Yeah you are. I really want to be a girl. I want my penis gone. It shouldn't be there.'

I went to my trusty smart phone and immediately looked up a few numbers I knew for groups and help. Gave him all the details and made him promise to call and talk to someone.

Before he left the shop I came out from behind my counter and he extended his hand to thank me. I pulled him into a hug and said 'Hey, I am a hugger' as I gave him a big hug.

His face lit up and he said 'So am I!!'

Well today he came back. He was alone this time and came to tell me that he has his first appointment with a counselor tomorrow. He plans (at this stage) to go through the entire gender reassignment process. Who knows, it may change with counseling but at least he is getting some help and has someone a little more qualified to talk to than me.

He also told me his girls name that he intends to use. It was a lovely name.


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Lightfairy, you are an angel.

(working in a sex shop, which is kinda funny for an angel :p)
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Aaand now I'm all warm and fuzzy inside knowing someone did something good for somebody needed it, hopedully changing things for the better.

Always good to read your stories whether they're like this or funny.
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Thanks for being there instead of saying "fuck you furfag".
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This is so incredibly sweet. Well done. You really should be proud of yourself.

On another note, I once did some fundraising for a cinema, and after a long conversation with this girl, she mentioned she was a furry and wanted to book the cinema for her and her furry friends. Wish I could have seen that gathering.

There were 22 comments when I saw the post and not a single one was less than celebratory.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Ghostse on December 02, 2013, 01:43:16 PM
They're helping make sure Furries don't breed. They are doing god's work.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on December 06, 2013, 06:55:15 PM
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The original situation is more sad than funny. Guy was going about it backwards anyhow unless she has downs syndrome or something.

I would never EVER get involved with an underaged girl but as a thought experiment and personal challenge I have put a ton of thought into how I'd go about it. I think the best bet would be to become friends with a cute 16 year old boy and pay him 300 bucks a week to create a tumblr profile where he posts funny selfies of himself and pictures from movies, links to music etc. that match with this girls taste. Have him comment or whatever the fuck you do on tumblr on one of her posts and gradually start a friendship which moves on to instant messaging. His "parents" are super strict so he can't have a webcam but he does send pics of himself (he also acts as kind of a Cyrano De Bergerac for your messenger chats, he is also gay which cancels out the chances of falling for her) and soon enough she is posting pics on her tumblr of anime girls holding hands with their boyfriends and scenes from romantic comedies and "you" finally work up the courage to meet her in person at a local Starbucks or whatever. He then stands her up but she still waits for 2 hours which is when you walk in and notice how upset she is and if she wants to talk about it, normally she wouldn't want to talk to one of her dads friends of all people but she is just boiling with anger and emotions right now and is desperate to find some outlet and she ends up pouring her heart out to you.

You offer her a ride home (she took two buses to get here and the guy was supposed to be her ride home, little miss innocent was actually planning to tell her parents she was sleeping over at a friends house but was instead planning to go home with him since his parents were on vacation) and you connect more on the ride home, talk about your own misadventures in the game of love, the death of your first wife (provided you aren't that close with her dad) and just come across as a laid back older guy who she could learn a lot from. Just be someone she can vent to without judgement, listen to her rant about all the backstabbing Game Of Thrones shit that goes on with teenage girls and actually offer sage advice. You know she wants to be a singer and since you're an excellent guitarist and piano player (this is 5 months after first contact, if you don't have musical talent then take a break from your job, hire first rate music teachers and practice 8 hours a day) she's always welcome to practice at your place, and then......you drop her off back at her house with a "you will get over this" nod. If you thought you'd be fucking her that night you are a moron, all good things take time, maybe you guys finish an awesome rendition of some song from Wicked or whatever nonsense she's into and pour yourself a tall glass of whiskey to celebrate and mix her a shirley temple and sigh and relent when she asks for the real thing......maybe you share a couch while watching a movie.

The important thing is not to be a creep and pressure her into doing stuff she's not comfortable with. Don't get me wrong, you do want her to feel dependent on you and feel a weird desire for your approval but you want her to make the first move. Trust me, sex where she is acting out on immature teenage lust and obsession is way hotter than when she is fucking you out of an insecure need for approval and fear of abandonment.

http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1s9gc6/here_kiddy_kiddy/cdvfmdp?context=1
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Danger-Weiner on December 06, 2013, 07:15:26 PM
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The original situation is more sad than funny. Guy was going about it backwards anyhow unless she has downs syndrome or something.

I would never EVER get involved with an underaged girl but as a thought experiment and personal challenge I have put a ton of thought into how I'd go about it. I think the best bet would be to become friends with a cute 16 year old boy and pay him 300 bucks a week to create a tumblr profile where he posts funny selfies of himself and pictures from movies, links to music etc. that match with this girls taste. Have him comment or whatever the fuck you do on tumblr on one of her posts and gradually start a friendship which moves on to instant messaging. His "parents" are super strict so he can't have a webcam but he does send pics of himself (he also acts as kind of a Cyrano De Bergerac for your messenger chats, he is also gay which cancels out the chances of falling for her) and soon enough she is posting pics on her tumblr of anime girls holding hands with their boyfriends and scenes from romantic comedies and "you" finally work up the courage to meet her in person at a local Starbucks or whatever. He then stands her up but she still waits for 2 hours which is when you walk in and notice how upset she is and if she wants to talk about it, normally she wouldn't want to talk to one of her dads friends of all people but she is just boiling with anger and emotions right now and is desperate to find some outlet and she ends up pouring her heart out to you.

You offer her a ride home (she took two buses to get here and the guy was supposed to be her ride home, little miss innocent was actually planning to tell her parents she was sleeping over at a friends house but was instead planning to go home with him since his parents were on vacation) and you connect more on the ride home, talk about your own misadventures in the game of love, the death of your first wife (provided you aren't that close with her dad) and just come across as a laid back older guy who she could learn a lot from. Just be someone she can vent to without judgement, listen to her rant about all the backstabbing Game Of Thrones shit that goes on with teenage girls and actually offer sage advice. You know she wants to be a singer and since you're an excellent guitarist and piano player (this is 5 months after first contact, if you don't have musical talent then take a break from your job, hire first rate music teachers and practice 8 hours a day) she's always welcome to practice at your place, and then......you drop her off back at her house with a "you will get over this" nod. If you thought you'd be fucking her that night you are a moron, all good things take time, maybe you guys finish an awesome rendition of some song from Wicked or whatever nonsense she's into and pour yourself a tall glass of whiskey to celebrate and mix her a shirley temple and sigh and relent when she asks for the real thing......maybe you share a couch while watching a movie.

The important thing is not to be a creep and pressure her into doing stuff she's not comfortable with. Don't get me wrong, you do want her to feel dependent on you and feel a weird desire for your approval but you want her to make the first move. Trust me, sex where she is acting out on immature teenage lust and obsession is way hotter than when she is fucking you out of an insecure need for approval and fear of abandonment.

http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1s9gc6/here_kiddy_kiddy/cdvfmdp?context=1

:stare:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on December 30, 2013, 10:43:25 PM
fagmins when are you going to sticky my fantastic thread????

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[–]losian 80 points 4 hours ago*
Don't forget, though, it's legal to jack off and fist horses.. as long as you're being paid to collect their jizz or impregnate them artificially. Just don't do it for fun, that'd just be fucking sick!
If it's 'abuse' somehow to do this to the animal, then people need to hold the entire industry of animal husbandry to fault for it.. It's fucking weird, but I kinda feel like some guy/gal having sex with a horse three times bigger than themselves is far less traumatizing, if at all, to the animal than if it were tied up, restrained, and forced to be fucked by someone else's horse (for money.) People are so weird when it comes to anything sexual. Devices are used that are specifically made to hold female dogs in place, basically a metal frame with what's essentially a noose (kinda like the ones they use at a groomer to help keep an animal still), so that male dogs can breed them regardless of the female dog's particular interest.. but that's perfectly okay and not abusive? It's an impressive double standard.
Someone weird does something weird and suddenly people are worried about animals and their well being and it's a big deal.. But if you run entire industries that constantly abuse and harm animals, doing far worse every day than many of these instances in exactly the same ways, and nobody gives the tiniest fuck.
It's also worth nothing that in the instance of the "animal brothel" they reviewed numerous hours of video tape footage.. And found zero proof or reason to believe any animal abuse had occurred on the premises. These weren't people abusing and cruelly hurting animals. It's fucked up and maybe they were a bit fucked up too for doing it, you can argue that point day and night, but the animals were better taken care of than many others stuck at breeding kennels and stables that nobody gives a second thought. None of the outcry around it or the case had anything to do with the welfare of the animals, that's what people say so that they have an excuse to ostracize people they think are weird or unusual. Like consent, that always comes up. The animal can't "consent." A dog doesn't consent to eat the same shitty processed corn food every day either, or play with a ball, or only shit twice a day when going for a walk, why does consent only suddenly come into play in this one instance? Some people might argue that you can "tell" that they don't mind, which I'd argue goes both ways, then.
The double standard is what rubs me the wrong way. People who give lip service to caring about welfare of living beings, but only in these isolated and random incidents, while ignoring things much more definitely abusive going on day in and day out.
edit: regarding the brothel thing - http://www.seattleweekly.com/2005-11-09/news/closing-the-barn-door/ they found, quote "There was no convincing evidence of animal cruelty," then go on to talk about how unprotected the poor animals were and how abusive it is, et cetera. Humans and sexuality is a fascinating if often twisted thing. I also think it's sad that I've hesitated to post this just because anymore you can't discuss anything without being immediately somehow guilty of it, reasonable discussion is a rare thing. I'm just providing some food for thought here for people that never bothered to think it over a bit beyond "ew that's weird."
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on December 31, 2013, 12:03:37 AM
I actually have to agree with that guy though he didn't have to go all :888: about it. As long as factory farms remain legal, putting simple horsefuckers in prison is hilariously hypocritical.

Sure the former is a food business while the latter are disgusting pervs getting their jollies off, but the laws are concerned (supposedly) about the animals' well-being, not about moral obscenity. Putting a sow in a cage too small for her to turn around for her entire life is objectively a worse treatment than going Kali Lowe on a horse, period.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Danger-Weiner on December 31, 2013, 08:18:56 AM
I actually have to agree with that guy though he didn't have to go all :888: about it. As long as factory farms remain legal, putting simple horsefuckers in prison is hilariously hypocritical.

Sure the former is a food business while the latter are disgusting pervs getting their jollies off, but the laws are concerned (supposedly) about the animals' well-being, not about moral obscenity. Putting a sow in a cage too small for her to turn around for her entire life is objectively a worse treatment than going Kali Lowe on a horse, period.

oh man it feels like tne in here...
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on December 31, 2013, 09:08:56 AM
Don't give a fuck about factory animals. We put horsefuckers in jail cause they are deviant.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Procrustes on December 31, 2013, 11:29:47 AM
I agree that some factory farming is inhumane but that's an argument for reforming farming practices not an excuse for dogfuckers to go buck wild on fifi the poodle.

Jesus.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on December 31, 2013, 01:28:43 PM
I actually have to agree with that guy though he didn't have to go all :888: about it. As long as factory farms remain legal, putting simple horsefuckers in prison is hilariously hypocritical.

Sure the former is a food business while the latter are disgusting pervs getting their jollies off, but the laws are concerned (supposedly) about the animals' well-being, not about moral obscenity. Putting a sow in a cage too small for her to turn around for her entire life is objectively a worse treatment than going Kali Lowe on a horse, period.

I wish it were possible to downvote a post.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: OSI on December 31, 2013, 03:36:37 PM
lol I told you guys MGD was a fucking retard but I never would have guessed he was "down on the farm" as it were ahahahaha.

Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Professor of Niggerology on December 31, 2013, 04:06:19 PM
I actually have to agree with that guy though he didn't have to go all :888: about it. As long as factory farms remain legal, putting simple horsefuckers in prison is hilariously hypocritical.

Sure the former is a food business while the latter are disgusting pervs getting their jollies off, but the laws are concerned (supposedly) about the animals' well-being, not about moral obscenity. Putting a sow in a cage too small for her to turn around for her entire life is objectively a worse treatment than going Kali Lowe on a horse, period.
if you get rid of factory farming meat will be hella expensive and i do not want that.


keep throwing gross horsefuckers in prison and let me keep my cheap meat.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Trump is the New Norma on December 31, 2013, 08:17:19 PM
I actually have to agree with that guy though he didn't have to go all :888: about it. As long as factory farms remain legal, putting simple horsefuckers in prison is hilariously hypocritical.

Sure the former is a food business while the latter are disgusting pervs getting their jollies off, but the laws are concerned (supposedly) about the animals' well-being, not about moral obscenity. Putting a sow in a cage too small for her to turn around for her entire life is objectively a worse treatment than going Kali Lowe on a horse, period.
if you get rid of factory farming meat will be hella expensive and i do not want that.


keep throwing gross horsefuckers in prison and let me keep my cheap meat.
My parents keep a bunch of antique shit from my ancestors, which is cool. One of their relics is a cookbook from the ~1890s. The recipe was for roasted chicken of some sort.

Step 1 was: Kill one chicken

I laughed my ass off and then had to step back and realize how awesomely  :clint: life was back in those days.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: VFW on December 31, 2013, 09:51:47 PM
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As long as factory farms remain legal, putting simple horsefuckers in prison is hilariously hypocritical.

Yes because abuse of animals for meat and dairy products is the same as allowing zoophiles to sodomize animals. u a dummeh
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on January 04, 2014, 11:55:09 AM
I started up an experiment on reddit. With a new username, I'm going to try to amass as much karma as possible by posting typical 18 year old fuck-you dad atheist-style posts as much as possible. I'm going to keep them to single line shit and try to keep it as a bland and non-topical as I can. If there's a thread about crime I'll put up something like "wow, this person got this sentence and the crooks on wall street are still walking free after stealing from america!!!"
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on January 04, 2014, 12:10:14 PM
that sounds pretty close to what you need to do to become a dnd superstar, minus communist effortposts
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: gaaaayyyyyy on January 04, 2014, 06:26:46 PM
I started up an experiment on reddit. With a new username, I'm going to try to amass as much karma as possible by posting typical 18 year old fuck-you dad atheist-style posts as much as possible. I'm going to keep them to single line shit and try to keep it as a bland and non-topical as I can. If there's a thread about crime I'll put up something like "wow, this person got this sentence and the crooks on wall street are still walking free after stealing from america!!!"

A while back a subreddit had a bot contest to see who could get the most Karma within some time period.  The bots would just search for common catchphrases and post a meme related to it.  The bots were surprisingly successful
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on January 04, 2014, 06:43:56 PM
that's kind of terrifying tbh
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: gaaaayyyyyy on January 04, 2014, 07:26:32 PM
I wonder if broken faggot FRINGE is just a bot.  He could be replaced with a bot that linkdumps irrelevant news articles at any mention of inequality.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on January 04, 2014, 09:49:28 PM
that's kind of terrifying tbh

chat bots pretending to be hot sexy girls in your area regularly pass the Turing test thanks to horny, lonely divorcees. welcome to the future.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on January 04, 2014, 09:51:23 PM
what? do these things actually work? you've got to be shitting me
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: gaaaayyyyyy on January 04, 2014, 10:22:39 PM
If you want to check out the reddit bots, I googled it: http://ww.reddit.com/r/TheoryOfReddit/comments/1hkie1/the_bravery_bot_project_results/

They made a bot with a bunch of different rules and saw how much Karma they could make per rule.  Source code is here:

https://github.com/SurvivalOfTheBravest/survivalofthebravest/blob/eeb014684c115dd9c34597e7467468ecdfc47d36/bravery.py

Example of one rule, the "That's Racist!" rule:
Code: [Select]
def thats_racist(comment, body):  # srsly, CamelCase for python function names - are you even atheist bro??
        if False and 'black' in body.lower() and len(body) < 200:
                return "What the fuck bro?!, that's racist", comment
        elif "i'm white" in body.lower() and len(body) < 200:  # am I allowed two things? - #YOLO #420-sagan-it
                return ">I'm white\n\nCheck your privilege!!", comment
        else:
                return None

Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: unprivsplain on January 04, 2014, 10:25:54 PM
what? do these things actually work? you've got to be shitting me
Go look at the comments of porntube sites. You'll see people telling the girls in the video to call them.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on January 04, 2014, 10:29:56 PM
every single one of those posts are made by people who impersonate someone else to make them look stupid. every single one of them.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on January 04, 2014, 10:33:16 PM
what? do these things actually work? you've got to be shitting me

http://blog.emsisoft.com/2013/04/25/new-skype-scam-uses-chat-bots-fake-webcam-girls-want-your-credit-card-information/
http://www.collisiondetection.net/mt/archives/2011/05/lets_get_this_p.php
http://www.andrewt.net/blog/posts/col-icq/

there's a lot of chatbots like these. i doubt they'd bother running them if they didn't get at least some successes.

and really is it that surprising, when there's people who fall for nigerian princes mass-emails?
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: internetinternetinternet on January 05, 2014, 01:44:03 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/igySNxm.png)
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on January 05, 2014, 01:59:35 PM
this guy most likely has two problems

1 - fat and doesn't take care of himself
2 - he's an atheists

Read that and there is no way this guy just hasn't given up on looking good. With these kinds of beliefs and lifestyle, most likely he would have fit right in a religious community but that would require to go to Church and believe in something other than humanism~. If he hit the gym and went to church he'd get married within a year or two
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Autistic Yankee on January 08, 2014, 08:59:06 PM
I found this great thread on REV-LEFT.   Here is the question that started it off:

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I've been told by members of the right and left that Che Guevara was extremely homophobic and while Guevara was the commander of La Cabana prison he executed/detained homosexuals on the sole basis that they were homosexual. I refuse to believe the man who dedicated his life to fighting for the oppressed would do something so oppressive and inherently reactionary.
Does anyone know the source of this claim, or any facts that could dismiss it?

Isn't this just perfect?  He refuses to believe that commie guerrilla leaders didn't live in peace and harmony with homosexuals.  Also notice how the purpose of the thread is to find facts that dismiss the claim, not to investigate it and find the truth. 

Let's check out some responses!

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I've heard Castro confess they treated homosexuals bad after revolution. He said he felt guilty over it and that they should have acted differently.

He didn't say anything about mass executions though. It was just basically if you were already guilty of something, being a homosexual would make things worse. So while it was not a charge on itself, you could get into major troubles for a small crime.

"Castro used to be anti-gay but quickly changed his mind and became a pro-gay rights advocate.  I mean, I'm pretty sure he didnt order MASS executions of people for being gay, just a few small execution here and there and some minor jail time.  No big deal."

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I highly doubt theres any truth to it, I just want to know the origins of the slander. I realize post-revolutionary Cuba wasn't very hospitable to gays, but for Che to do something like that would be to reject all his values and its very hard to see him doing it.
Maybe he was quoted out of context or something?

"I know what was in Che's heart and there is no way he could ever be mean to gays.  That's totally out of character for him!  It just has to be slander"
 
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I've NEVER heard anything about Che executing homosexuals though. It sounds like bullshit to me. Castro did treat homosexuals bad, but I've never heard anything about him executing homosexuals.

"Executing".  "Executing".  Notice how I said "EXECUTING".  Imprisonment?  What?  Stop changing the subject!  We were talking about if he is guilty of mass executions here.  Thats all!  And yes, I know for a fact that he was never guilty of MASS executions of gay people.  Debate over.  Let's talk about something else.

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I just don't understand why Castro would want to treat them bad either. That's just as bad as racism or sexism in my opinion.

 :tuss:

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Wouldnt surprise me, post-revolution Cuba wasnt a nice place to be a homosexual, they were treated like absolute shit and regularly imprisoned
How do they know that? It's like they speak like they were there on that moment!

Yes, how would anyone know what went on in Cuba?  It's impossible to know!

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Right wing propaganda trying to create suspicion in our idols who motivate us to keep going.
:facepalm:

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This is true, he was homophobic and a racist, the capitalist system breeds hatred in people.

However, when later his life he actually became a leftist his bigotry withered away.

"KKKapitalism made him racist and homophobic but it was socialism that cured him!"   :unparsons:

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I can't see Che being homophobic in the slightest. That's just most likely some capitalist/fascist propaganda.

My ideology has blinded me..

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Honestly, who gives a f*ck....

He has saved more lives than any gay man or women ever. He is an inspiration, and I honestly think he might've been the best person to live in the past century.

He could hate gays all day but I promise you he wouldn't discriminate them unless of course they are destroying the collective good.

Long live Che!

 :lolno:

Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on January 08, 2014, 09:17:04 PM
Revleft is awesome. You could take almost any of those replies, put a :christina: smiley next to them, and you'd never be able to tell that it's not one of us mocking the shit out of them.

Observe:

:christina: "Right wing propaganda trying to create suspicion in our idols who motivate us to keep going."


:christina: "He could hate gays all day but I promise you he wouldn't discriminate them unless of course they are destroying the collective good."

It's perfect.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Autistic Yankee on January 08, 2014, 09:20:11 PM
I love the "he was a product of the times!  Of COURSE he was homophobic.  EVERYONE was at that time in that part of the world.  We can't let that get in the way of all the remarkable accomplishments he's made though!"



How much you bet every one of these guys shits all over Jefferson and the other founding fathers for owning slaves?  :allears:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on January 08, 2014, 09:21:44 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/1uq0zv/having_a_southern_accent/

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So, I guess this is a confession? It's something that I'm real embarrassed about. Let me just start by mentioning that I've moved to 7 different states, but I lived in Virginia for 8 years (grew up there). Currently I live in PA, and I'm in college. So, when I get really nervous, I revert to a total conversion in my speech. I mean, I sound like I was born in the deep south and have the most obvious southern drawl ever. One of the only examples I'm willing to give is from one of my college classes. Some girl that I liked walked up to me and just started talking about random stuff, and I got real nervous. To the point where I must have been close to passing out. Anyway, at the end of our conversation she goes to walk away and just says, oh, I like your accent, hands me her number and walks away. I go and look to my friends and they go on and on about that accent I had. Apparently I do it subconsciously and only in moments of extreme nervousness or anxiety. I just feel like it's the weirdest thing.......

I knew this kind of faggot growing up.  This kid was a complete loser and was almost certainly a nerd who has read the Communist Manifesto 20 times. 

If this kid had any fucking game or wherewithal at all, he would realize that the Southern accent in men is considered the sexiest by American women, especially up in the Northeast.  Of course you have to not act like a pozzed :goonsay:, so that's obviously way beyond his abilities. 

These are the kids who were stuffed in their lockers continually, so yeah it ain't surprising he hates the South.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on January 08, 2014, 09:24:14 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/1upmcr/trans_people_reaaaally_bother_me/

Someone at Reddit hates troons, thinks they likely have mental disorders, and gets railed for it.  Gotta love SJWs.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dr. Hatchet-Wound on January 08, 2014, 09:48:11 PM
.30-06 * 9 cures che

Mario Teran cures commies.

 :reagan: :nixon:

Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Hashtag Activist on January 08, 2014, 09:55:30 PM


You know who else hated gays?  Hitler.  Che Guevara is literally Hitler  :smug:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: unprivsplain on January 08, 2014, 09:57:26 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/1upmcr/trans_people_reaaaally_bother_me/

Someone at Reddit hates troons, thinks they likely have mental disorders, and gets railed for it.  Gotta love SJWs.

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It's actually pretty natural to make associations based on personal experiences. If the only trans person you know is an asshole, it's going to be hard to shake the feeling that trans people in general are assholes, even if rationally you believe it to be wrong. The best way to fight it is just to have more personal experiences with different trans people and realize they're not all the same.
I remember when I worked in a grocery store I started developing racist feelings towards black people. In reality, we just happened to be near a low-income mostly black neighborhood and the people who came from there into our store didn't represent black people at all. But it was a hard thing to shake, because the majority of my interactions with black people were negative. I hated the fact that I subconsciously found myself keeping my eyes on black people to make sure they didn't try to steal anything, because I was politically very left-wing at the time. I really wasn't able to escape the racist thoughts until I quit my job and went to college. There I met lots of amazing people of all races and most of my biases disappeared within a year.

The classic "I used to be racist against black people until I no longer had to deal with them".
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Ghostse on January 09, 2014, 12:50:25 PM

If this kid had any fucking game or wherewithal at all, he would realize that the Southern accent in men is considered the sexiest by American women, especially up in the Northeast. 

if he had any game he'd get a beat up pickup truck and pull so much fucking PA pussy that the smell would never come out of the upholstery, giving it incredible resale value.

Women like the southern accent because the typical Southern boy is :clint: as fuck, and while respectful and treats her right, is alpha like no other and will ignore her "I don't really think we should..." and go right to poundtown. He'll do all the work, she has to lay back and get railed like she's always dreamed about.

What I'm saying is that fucking goon needs to lose his accent because its false advertising.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: White Rapper on January 14, 2014, 05:38:08 PM
It looks like SRS has started to use cult like tactics. Regulars are told they will be banned from the "fempire" if they post in other "toxic" sub-reddits. This user "quit" and had A FUCKING EXIT INTERVIEW.

http://www.reddit.com/r/antisrs/comments/1v69o9/why_i_quit_srs/
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Nig Disliker on January 14, 2014, 05:42:28 PM
SRS is pure goon, distilled
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Charles C Johnson on January 14, 2014, 11:09:12 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/JZltNFH.jpg)
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Internet Catchphrase on January 17, 2014, 09:07:46 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1vhu4v/is_it_weird_to_masturbate_and_think_of_your_so/
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on January 29, 2014, 10:25:32 AM
http://www.reddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/1wdse4/my_sister_my_fucking_sister/ (http://www.reddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/1wdse4/my_sister_my_fucking_sister/)
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Ever since 2008, my dream was to become an exchange student and spend a year in brazil. I had ADHD and my parents said if i could maintain a 3.5 GPA i could go. I came out with a 3.48, and they wouldn't let me go. POINT XERO TWO OF REACHING MY GOAL. So close but after hours of begging and explaining it was my dream and beneficial and i even had the savings to pay for it they said no. I was pretty devastated. Fast forward to last year. My grades are better, good enough to get accepted into my dream school of Alabama University. We went, visited, I fell further in love with the school. Then they talked about prices and it simply was too much for out of state tuition. I wasn't as mad because i understand that it would be hard for my parents and I to pay it off, so not a big deal. I got into a good school in my state and I am excited to go there. Fast forward to last week. Over facebook i found out that my parents were letting my sister go through the exchange student enrollment process, which they kept hidden from me because obviously i was going to be pissed. GUESS WHICH FUCKING COUNTRY SHES GOING TOP FOR A YEAR. Yep. Brazil. I was pretty hurt by this, but that isn't the entire reason while i'm writing this. My sister then decides to graduate early so she doesn't have to wait another year for college after living out my dream year abroad. Literally two minutes ago, my sister walks in the computer room and tells me she is using my car today, which i rarely get to use anymore because she guilt trips my parents into letting her take it to friends, dinner, ect. I ask her why she needs it. "Mom, Dad, and I are meeting with ALABAMA ADMISSIONS to discuss early enrollment opportunities. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. Ever since she was born she has turned everything we do into a competition. She has slightly better grades than I, she seeks out people to make friends with in my grade and then talks about going to the parties im never invited to, and she always tells me she can do things better. It drives me insane. WHY does she get to live out the dreams that i wasnt allowed to do? Really, i dont fucking get it. I hate it. Next year im hitting the ground running and never turning back. I hate being her brother. She makes me feel like shit. She is mean. I feel like a whiny brat for telling you guys htis and im sure the post sounds like shit but im not in the mood to proof-read anything right now. WHAT DO I DO? Im going to go insane.

EDIT: Wow! This post got a lot more attention than i thought. I just felt like writing it down would make me feel better so THANK YOU SO MUCH for all the advice. You all are very kind people.
That being said, I wanted to say something about my parents. I don't think my parents are bad people at all. They really do love me and they want my best interest, but the truth is, I am treated pretty unfairly because of her slightly better performance in school. I dont want to cut ties with my parents and i dont really have a reason to. They ARE after all, paying for my education. They love us. The problem is my sister turning everything into a competition and a competition that she almost always wins, which is why im so upset. It all just kind of piled up today. Bama and Brazil are the two biggest incidents but there are lots, lots more. I love you guys.

Follow your dreams.

Be kind to one-another.

You know this was fine until he responded to my post below:
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Eh, she's probably the type to get a useless degree in college.  I wouldn't worry too much, just make sure that you get a degree in engineering and/or computer science and you will be fine long term and almost certainly be more successful.  I know people like her and it's a guarantee that she will take the easy way out in college so that she can appear to be better.  What you need to realize is that if you do the above and she does the latter then she will appear better to your parents, but don't let it get to you.  Just work hard, get your shit done and get your worthwhile degree and everything will work itself out in the end as she goes back home to live with mom and dad after she can't find work after college.

He then gave this gem of a post, which perfectly captures why his parents think he's a pozzed out faggot.

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I know that learning computer science pretty much promises comfortable living, but it simply just isnt my passion. Public speaking is. I might try to learn how to code since its useful but im just not motivated. I want to SPEAK!

Okay dumbass, no one wants to hear you drone endlessly when you have nothing to say.  What is it with Gen Y morons who just randomly pick something and think they can make a successful career out of it.  I guarantee this idiot is going to end up going to law school after his undergrad because no one wants someone with literally only a public speaking degree.  I tried to then real talk him again by telling him to get a background in something worthwhile, but the guy seems hellbent on thinking that people actually will give a shit about his complete non-expertise in all subjects. 

Everything about his responses to me are :facepalm: and prototypical "I am Generation Y" material.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on January 29, 2014, 11:21:01 AM
Complete bullshit. If you're serious about that school, you'd know to call it University of Alabama.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Huffington Post on February 13, 2014, 12:13:02 AM
Trawling /r/sex for lols and I found this post:

(http://i.imgur.com/tDllpxS.png)

Then I checked his post history:

(http://i.imgur.com/NcB2sQN.png)

 :stonk:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Hollywood Shabat Goy Yaro on February 13, 2014, 01:12:48 AM
Trawling /r/sex for lols and I found this post:

(http://i.imgur.com/tDllpxS.png)

Then I checked his post history:

(http://i.imgur.com/NcB2sQN.png)

 :stonk:

Zorak?
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Jack Ruby on February 14, 2014, 06:43:40 PM
Not sure where to put this, but anyway some redditors are apparently mad at some goons because of an airplane game.

Quote from: Wooper" post="425737501
Who cares about reddit.

Quote from: mlmp08" post="425737640
The FBI child sex crimes unit.

:aatrek:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Mullah Omar on February 14, 2014, 06:57:28 PM
It looks like SRS has started to use cult like tactics. Regulars are told they will be banned from the "fempire" if they post in other "toxic" sub-reddits. This user "quit" and had A FUCKING EXIT INTERVIEW.

http://www.reddit.com/r/antisrs/comments/1v69o9/why_i_quit_srs/

Well,  I thought it was moderated by goons? I'm unsurprised at this.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: White Power Superhero on February 15, 2014, 02:37:54 AM
It looks like SRS has started to use cult like tactics. Regulars are told they will be banned from the "fempire" if they post in other "toxic" sub-reddits. This user "quit" and had A FUCKING EXIT INTERVIEW.

http://www.reddit.com/r/antisrs/comments/1v69o9/why_i_quit_srs/

Well,  I thought it was moderated by goons? I'm unsurprised at this.

But Goons and SA are nowhere NEAR this self important or deluded about the significance of a batshit bird cage of an internet forum :allears:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Bobby Hill in a dress on February 15, 2014, 11:52:49 AM
It looks like SRS has started to use cult like tactics. Regulars are told they will be banned from the "fempire" if they post in other "toxic" sub-reddits. This user "quit" and had A FUCKING EXIT INTERVIEW.

http://www.reddit.com/r/antisrs/comments/1v69o9/why_i_quit_srs/
Have any of these people thought to just step away from the internet for at least a full day or two just to see what happens? I get that something like this SRS shit operates as a cult, but unlike Scientology they're only as powerful as you allow them to be.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: unprivsplain on February 15, 2014, 12:01:36 PM
SRS has been through several purges already. Someone was complaining in the feminism thread that they were banned for using the word moron, and then one of the admins said she deserved it or something dumb like that.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on February 15, 2014, 04:30:31 PM
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[–]meis122 9 points 15 hours ago
Sometimes its not about addiction, I have spent about $1000 on League of Legends in the past few years, the difference is I don't spend hundreds on clothes, and I live with 4 roommates.
My steam profile has a few grand in it as well because of the above reasons and Humble Bundles. Think about how much money the average person spends a night or a weekend going out clubbing? Personally I would rather drop a few hundred on vanity items in a game instead of a few hundred on drinks that last roughly 24 hours till the effects and the booze passes through my system.
As for my financial situation I have been living on my own since I was 18, currently 27 and make around $40,000 a year and live in California.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: wimpb on February 15, 2014, 08:46:58 PM
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[–]meis122 9 points 15 hours ago
Sometimes its not about addiction, I have spent about $1000 on League of Legends in the past few years, the difference is I don't spend hundreds on clothes, and I live with 4 roommates.
My steam profile has a few grand in it as well because of the above reasons and Humble Bundles. Think about how much money the average person spends a night or a weekend going out clubbing? Personally I would rather drop a few hundred on vanity items in a game instead of a few hundred on drinks that last roughly 24 hours till the effects and the booze passes through my system.
As for my financial situation I have been living on my own since I was 18, currently 27 and make around $40,000 a year and live in California.

jesus christ thousands of dollars on vanity items that dont even make the game more fun

if you ever play these games you can spot the faggotry a mile away from all their glowing hats and gayshit. its basically telling everyone else who sees that shit that you're a giant loser faggot

which amazes me because they probably look like a loser in real life, why do they want to look like a loser in their videogames too
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: VFW on February 15, 2014, 10:06:43 PM
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Sometimes its not about addiction, I have spent about $1000 on League of Legends in the past few days

This seems more likely, and on mom's credit card.  :unparsons:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on February 17, 2014, 10:25:37 AM
Thread "What are some of your unethical lifehacks?" (http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1y4wdp/what_are_some_of_your_unethical_lifehacks_nsfw/)

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I have my friends pretend to be past employer references. I use the same exact addresses/names from past work history, just different phone numbers then have my friends answer as them.

Works really well, landed a couple jobs I would have never got otherwise.

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As an introvert who goes out of his way to avoid keeping touch, let me just say - I fucking hate the references game. This to me, is so fucking archaic. As if people aren't going to do what you do (bravo, btw sir) or fish out people they know are going to say wonderful things about them. What does HR expect from this process, seriously? It's so fucking awkward for both parties when I have to reach out to someone from my past and ask for a reference. It's like: hey dude, remember me? Look, I don't care about you now but I want to use you to get another job. You down, bro?

Fuck this shit. And fuck you HR. You're the most ungodly waste of space and money. Go fuck yourself and your shitty practices. You people are worse than a bag of dicks from a dirty, dingy, dick factory.

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I would not hire you based on this rant alone.

 :stewart:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Nig Disliker on February 17, 2014, 05:10:43 PM
 :madgoon: "WHY SHOULD THE KKKAPITALISTS TRY TO FIND OUT IF I'M A GOOD WORKER OR NOT?!  FUCK YOU!!!"

 :madgoon: "BY THE WAY, I WANT TO WORK FROM HOME, WORK 37 HOURS A WEEK MAX, NO QUESTIONS ASKED UNLIMITED SICK TIME, AND I WANT $90,000 A YEAR STARTING, CIS BIGOTS"
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on February 17, 2014, 05:47:47 PM
Thread "What are some of your unethical lifehacks?" (http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1y4wdp/what_are_some_of_your_unethical_lifehacks_nsfw/)

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I have my friends pretend to be past employer references. I use the same exact addresses/names from past work history, just different phone numbers then have my friends answer as them.

Works really well, landed a couple jobs I would have never got otherwise.

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As an introvert who goes out of his way to avoid keeping touch, let me just say - I fucking hate the references game. This to me, is so fucking archaic. As if people aren't going to do what you do (bravo, btw sir) or fish out people they know are going to say wonderful things about them. What does HR expect from this process, seriously? It's so fucking awkward for both parties when I have to reach out to someone from my past and ask for a reference. It's like: hey dude, remember me? Look, I don't care about you now but I want to use you to get another job. You down, bro?

Fuck this shit. And fuck you HR. You're the most ungodly waste of space and money. Go fuck yourself and your shitty practices. You people are worse than a bag of dicks from a dirty, dingy, dick factory.

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I would not hire you based on this rant alone.

 :stewart:

post history: twitch (a subreddit for vidja gayme streaming), a zombie vidja gayme, depression, introvert, comics.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on February 17, 2014, 05:49:15 PM
from the same thread except this is shit that didnt happen

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[–]Fillipe 1513 points 12 hours ago*
When being approached by someone with a clipboard in the street, I've always been able to avoid them by speaking spanish and looking very scared.
EDIT: Kicker, I don't speak spanish. I just say "Lo siento" repeatedly whilst looking like a frightened puppy. As far as I'm aware it means "I'm sorry".
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[–]mushmancat 1065 points 11 hours ago
I use a similar tactic. Instead of a foreign language I stick my tongue in the bottom corner of my mouth and say "sorry, I'm deaf". I feel bad doing it, but it just works so well.

i know these people are white because only white people would resort to such extreme tactics to avoid saying 'sorry not interested' and risk offending
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on February 17, 2014, 05:54:48 PM
Well to be fair I've done the whole 'speaking a foreign language' bit in the past when I noticed that just saying "sorry not interested" wouldn't work, or when confronted by nutters

But yeah doing that shit repeatedly to get out of any situation is definitely white person 101
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: The Floridian on February 17, 2014, 06:01:20 PM
But yeah doing that shit repeatedly to get out of any situation is definitely white person 101

If it prevents you from getting shot by an illiterate nigger with no sense of understanding the consequences for his actions then why not.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on February 17, 2014, 06:22:12 PM
Did you not read the part where I excluded people who won't go away otherwise, or nutters?
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: OMNIPRESENT CYBERFILTH on February 17, 2014, 07:43:38 PM
Thread "What are some of your unethical lifehacks?" (http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1y4wdp/what_are_some_of_your_unethical_lifehacks_nsfw/)
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As an introvert who goes out of his way to avoid keeping touch, let me just say - I fucking hate the references game. This to me, is so fucking archaic. As if people aren't going to do what you do (bravo, btw sir) or fish out people they know are going to say wonderful things about them. What does HR expect from this process, seriously? It's so fucking awkward for both parties when I have to reach out to someone from my past and ask for a reference. It's like: hey dude, remember me? Look, I don't care about you now but I want to use you to get another job. You down, bro?

Fuck this shit. And fuck you HR. You're the most ungodly waste of space and money. Go fuck yourself and your shitty practices. You people are worse than a bag of dicks from a dirty, dingy, dick factory.

Well I'll be, the system works.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on February 17, 2014, 11:13:42 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/1y655k/32m_went_to_a_sex_club_with_my_wife_32f_this_past/ (http://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/1y655k/32m_went_to_a_sex_club_with_my_wife_32f_this_past/)

Another r/sex success story.  God I hate most of the people who post on that subreddit.  There are way too many pozzed out faggots encouraging polyamory and swinging and inevitably it always results in trainwrecks like this. 

It doesn't fucking help that Maxxters, the goddamn mod, is a fucking swinger herself.  While she is at least self-aware and realizes that most people aren't fucked in the head like her, she still starts the downvote brigade and all dissenting opinion is squashed.  Being critical of polyamory and the swinging lifestyle is a huge nono there.  Those threads are ALWAYS deleted. 

This is what Gen Y is doing to people. :clint:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: bigperm on February 17, 2014, 11:55:23 PM
There people aren't that much more common than they used to be. It's just that they a) can post all their shit on the internet for the world to gawk at and b) they have no fucking shame.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: unprivsplain on February 18, 2014, 12:34:27 AM
Going to a swingers sex party when you have a 1.5 year old seems like one of the dumbest things you could possibly do.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Danger-Weiner on February 18, 2014, 12:38:33 AM
Going to a swingers sex party when you have a 1.5 year old seems like one of the dumbest things you could possibly do.

there was a missing child case a few years ago where the parents were swingers anyone remember what i'm talking about?
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on February 18, 2014, 12:42:47 AM
http://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/1y655k/32m_went_to_a_sex_club_with_my_wife_32f_this_past/ (http://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/1y655k/32m_went_to_a_sex_club_with_my_wife_32f_this_past/)

Another r/sex success story.  God I hate most of the people who post on that subreddit.  There are way too many pozzed out faggots encouraging polyamory and swinging and inevitably it always results in trainwrecks like this. 

It doesn't fucking help that Maxxters, the goddamn mod, is a fucking swinger herself.  While she is at least self-aware and realizes that most people aren't fucked in the head like her, she still starts the downvote brigade and all dissenting opinion is squashed.  Being critical of polyamory and the swinging lifestyle is a huge nono there.  Those threads are ALWAYS deleted. 

This is what Gen Y is doing to people. :clint:

from that thread:
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Has she confessed since then? It could be possible that she was being honest, in which case the trust you share might be the actual problem. Also, were the rules clear enough? For example, "below the waist was off limits": does this include undressing and showing off?

It is unfortunate that your first experience ended this way. I understand that you feel betrayed, but if you feel she is normally truly respectful towards you, this could hopefully be resolved by talking deeply about it for a certain number of times.

Jesus fucking Christ.  Girl has her pants off in back room, other guy had his pants off, she was gagging on ~*something*~ when he heard her in the back room.

MAYBE SHE WAS BEING HONEST THAT NOTHING WAS GOING ON.
:sasay:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on February 18, 2014, 01:07:58 AM
Going to a swingers sex party when you have a 1.5 year old seems like one of the dumbest things you could possibly do.

Indeed, but like all swingers and polyamory idiots, they are narcissists and so the kid almost certainly NEVER crossed their minds.  Anyone who chooses to enage in these lifestyles should be forcibly steralized.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Ghostse on February 18, 2014, 01:33:40 AM
http://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/1y655k/32m_went_to_a_sex_club_with_my_wife_32f_this_past/ (http://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/1y655k/32m_went_to_a_sex_club_with_my_wife_32f_this_past/)

Another r/sex success story.  God I hate most of the people who post on that subreddit.  There are way too many pozzed out faggots encouraging polyamory and swinging and inevitably it always results in trainwrecks like this. 

I wonder if that guy realizes that night they went to the swinger club was not the first night he's been cheated on.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on February 18, 2014, 07:34:39 AM
I doubt it.  I guarantee that it was her suggestion and he, being the beta male that he is, agreed to it.  Of course she only asked him so that she could cheat without any guilt at all.  Of course if he asked her to do it then he's an even bigger moron because he should realize that she's going to have it far easier than him with regards to finding someone to fuck.  She's going to have a line of men while he is going to struggle to get one woman.  The only way it works out evenly would be if he looks like Brad Pitt or Joseph Gordon Levitt or Channing Tatum.  Otherwise, no she's going to average 10 or 20 for every one of his.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Transaction on February 18, 2014, 07:47:24 AM
Going to a swingers sex party when you have a 1.5 year old seems like one of the dumbest things you could possibly do.

From the sound of things, it may not be his kid...
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on February 18, 2014, 08:07:23 AM
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[–]AccusationsGW 3 points 11 hours ago
Not that you're an expert or anything, but I'll correct you since you're clueless.
People in sex clubs are polite and reasonable. They won't mess with you without permission. The reason you think it's so insane is because you can't control yourself, or you think other adults are totally out of control.
The reason you think it fails for most people is because you have no idea what you're talking about. The truth is, most people don't try anything like that ever. You're just talking out of your ass. Let's compare the relationships you've actually seen fail because of this with other relationships that fail over money or jealousy of the totally monogamous nature.
Most relationships fail. I suggest anyone reading this head over to /r/DeadBedrooms and look around; notice the number of subscribers. Compare that number to /r/Swingers or /r/NonMonogamy.
Monogamy doesn't work for a huge amount of people. You can't see that (for some reason) so you blame what shocks you. I get personally offended because of all the abusive, dead and just plain shitty monogamous relationships I've been in, and seen loved ones suffer in my thirty years.

Here is a quote from one of the resident non-monogamy idiots.  Notice the delusion and narcissism?  This is standard amongst this group.  The mere fact that people like this guy are able to give advice on a goddamn sex forum about relationships is fucking criminal. 
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Hashtag Activist on February 18, 2014, 08:33:17 AM
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[–]AccusationsGW 3 points 11 hours ago
Not that you're an expert or anything, but I'll correct you since you're clueless.
People in sex clubs are polite and reasonable. They won't mess with you without permission. The reason you think it's so insane is because you can't control yourself, or you think other adults are totally out of control.
The reason you think it fails for most people is because you have no idea what you're talking about. The truth is, most people don't try anything like that ever. You're just talking out of your ass. Let's compare the relationships you've actually seen fail because of this with other relationships that fail over money or jealousy of the totally monogamous nature.
Most relationships fail. I suggest anyone reading this head over to /r/DeadBedrooms and look around; notice the number of subscribers. Compare that number to /r/Swingers or /r/NonMonogamy.
Monogamy doesn't work for a huge amount of people. You can't see that (for some reason) so you blame what shocks you. I get personally offended because of all the abusive, dead and just plain shitty monogamous relationships I've been in, and seen loved ones suffer in my thirty years.

Here is a quote from one of the resident non-monogamy idiots.  Notice the delusion and narcissism?  This is standard amongst this group.  The mere fact that people like this guy are able to give advice on a goddamn sex forum about relationships is fucking criminal.

I have no control over my sexdrive and it causes me to be abusive in normal relationships. AMA
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Mullah Omar on February 18, 2014, 08:49:42 AM
http://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/1y655k/32m_went_to_a_sex_club_with_my_wife_32f_this_past/ (http://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/1y655k/32m_went_to_a_sex_club_with_my_wife_32f_this_past/)

Another r/sex success story.  God I hate most of the people who post on that subreddit.  There are way too many pozzed out faggots encouraging polyamory and swinging and inevitably it always results in trainwrecks like this. 

It doesn't fucking help that Maxxters, the goddamn mod, is a fucking swinger herself.  While she is at least self-aware and realizes that most people aren't fucked in the head like her, she still starts the downvote brigade and all dissenting opinion is squashed.  Being critical of polyamory and the swinging lifestyle is a huge nono there.  Those threads are ALWAYS deleted. 

This is what Gen Y is doing to people. :clint:

hhahhaa how did that motherfucker not see that cucking coming?
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on February 18, 2014, 08:54:13 AM
I doubt it.  I guarantee that it was her suggestion and he, being the beta male that he is, agreed to it.  Of course she only asked him so that she could cheat without any guilt at all.  Of course if he asked her to do it then he's an even bigger moron because he should realize that she's going to have it far easier than him with regards to finding someone to fuck.  She's going to have a line of men while he is going to struggle to get one woman.  The only way it works out evenly would be if he looks like Brad Pitt or Joseph Gordon Levitt or Channing Tatum.  Otherwise, no she's going to average 10 or 20 for every one of his.

Anyone knows that women have a much easier time finding a sexual partner than a male.  That's of course assuming that all the people are looking for is a lay of course.  That's the whole fucking reason why women have more societal pressure to keep their number down, goddamn.

Of course if you mention that on SA or reddit you are a MRA/PUA and an asshole bigot.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on February 18, 2014, 08:57:23 AM
http://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/1y655k/32m_went_to_a_sex_club_with_my_wife_32f_this_past/ (http://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/1y655k/32m_went_to_a_sex_club_with_my_wife_32f_this_past/)

Another r/sex success story.  God I hate most of the people who post on that subreddit.  There are way too many pozzed out faggots encouraging polyamory and swinging and inevitably it always results in trainwrecks like this. 

It doesn't fucking help that Maxxters, the goddamn mod, is a fucking swinger herself.  While she is at least self-aware and realizes that most people aren't fucked in the head like her, she still starts the downvote brigade and all dissenting opinion is squashed.  Being critical of polyamory and the swinging lifestyle is a huge nono there.  Those threads are ALWAYS deleted. 

This is what Gen Y is doing to people. :clint:

hhahhaa how did that motherfucker didn't see that cucking coming?

I'm always amazed at the number of guys who sincerely buy into this shit.  You have to be beta as fuck to want to see your woman fucked by another guy.  Hell, most men have problems even thinking about it.  It amazes me the ones that buy into "oh I'll find you a girl too".  Yeah ok, even if she does she gets 20 dicks to the one hambeast you can be sure is the one she selects for you.

I'd be willing to put money down on this was planned out and the guy she's been fucking behind his back was the guy who "randomly" ran into her at the sex club.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: bigperm on February 18, 2014, 09:54:37 AM

I'm always amazed at the number of guys who sincerely buy into this shit.  You have to be beta as fuck to want to see your woman fucked by another guy.  Hell, most men have problems even thinking about it.  It amazes me the ones that buy into "oh I'll find you a girl too".  Yeah ok, even if she does she gets 20 dicks to the one hambeast you can be sure is the one she selects for you.

I'd be willing to put money down on this was planned out and the guy she's been fucking behind his back was the guy who "randomly" ran into her at the sex club.

They're spinless, and scared shitless that they could never get another woman. Throwing the occasional bone to some hambeast who's banging all over town is better than nothing to them.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: armchair nazi on February 18, 2014, 10:10:03 AM
from that thread:
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this could hopefully be resolved by talking deeply about it for a certain number of times.

what is this, an RPG where talking fills up a RESOLVE meter, and when it is full all the problems disappear?
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on February 19, 2014, 04:13:11 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/1yc0hd/me_21f_with_my_boyfriend_20m_of_1_year_my/ (http://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/1yc0hd/me_21f_with_my_boyfriend_20m_of_1_year_my/)

Gen Y punk rocker tattoos a picture of his girlfriend spread eagle and completely naked on his back.  Now she is having second thoughts about dating him.  You don't say?

:facepalm:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: The Floridian on February 19, 2014, 04:34:17 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/1yc0hd/me_21f_with_my_boyfriend_20m_of_1_year_my/ (http://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/1yc0hd/me_21f_with_my_boyfriend_20m_of_1_year_my/)

Gen Y punk rocker tattoos a picture of his girlfriend spread eagle and completely naked on his back.  Now she is having second thoughts about dating him.  You don't say?

:facepalm:

She couldn't even post a picture of it.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on February 19, 2014, 08:28:07 PM

I'm always amazed at the number of guys who sincerely buy into this shit.  You have to be beta as fuck to want to see your woman fucked by another guy.  Hell, most men have problems even thinking about it.  It amazes me the ones that buy into "oh I'll find you a girl too".  Yeah ok, even if she does she gets 20 dicks to the one hambeast you can be sure is the one she selects for you.

I'd be willing to put money down on this was planned out and the guy she's been fucking behind his back was the guy who "randomly" ran into her at the sex club.

They're spinless, and scared shitless that they could never get another woman. Throwing the occasional bone to some hambeast who's banging all over town is better than nothing to them.

spineless and have no self respect
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: unprivsplain on February 19, 2014, 08:45:41 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/1y655k/32m_went_to_a_sex_club_with_my_wife_32f_this_past/ (http://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/1y655k/32m_went_to_a_sex_club_with_my_wife_32f_this_past/)

Another r/sex success story.  God I hate most of the people who post on that subreddit.  There are way too many pozzed out faggots encouraging polyamory and swinging and inevitably it always results in trainwrecks like this. 

It doesn't fucking help that Maxxters, the goddamn mod, is a fucking swinger herself.  While she is at least self-aware and realizes that most people aren't fucked in the head like her, she still starts the downvote brigade and all dissenting opinion is squashed.  Being critical of polyamory and the swinging lifestyle is a huge nono there.  Those threads are ALWAYS deleted. 

This is what Gen Y is doing to people. :clint:

hhahhaa how did that motherfucker didn't see that cucking coming?

I'm always amazed at the number of guys who sincerely buy into this shit.  You have to be beta as fuck to want to see your woman fucked by another guy.  Hell, most men have problems even thinking about it.  It amazes me the ones that buy into "oh I'll find you a girl too".  Yeah ok, even if she does she gets 20 dicks to the one hambeast you can be sure is the one she selects for you.

I'd be willing to put money down on this was planned out and the guy she's been fucking behind his back was the guy who "randomly" ran into her at the sex club.
I could see it if you're some sex god that's banging other women all the time. You never see them posting though because they're too busy having tons of sex.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on February 20, 2014, 06:33:37 AM
http://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/1ydam3/important_psa_on_pedophilia_pornography_and/ (http://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/1ydam3/important_psa_on_pedophilia_pornography_and/)

r/Confession mods post a thread telling people that they tacitly approve of Pedophilia and child pornography.  This is supposed to be a no judgement zone! :madgoon: 

No you motherfucker, that shit is a goddamn crime.  Someone needs to doxx this faggot.  This is what the SJW mentality does to you, it warps your goddamn brain until you start approving things that are detestable because you fear people may judge you for having an opinion. 
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: unprivsplain on February 20, 2014, 01:12:57 PM
I disagree. If I'm reading confessions I want to read the worst that the internet has to offer. Doxx them and send it to the police privately, but don't scare away the depraved dumb enough to think it won't happen.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: BrownBlow on February 20, 2014, 01:36:49 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/1ydam3/important_psa_on_pedophilia_pornography_and/ (http://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/1ydam3/important_psa_on_pedophilia_pornography_and/)

r/Confession mods post a thread telling people that they tacitly approve of Pedophilia and child pornography.  This is supposed to be a no judgement zone! :madgoon: 

No you motherfucker, that shit is a goddamn crime.  Someone needs to doxx this faggot.  This is what the SJW mentality does to you, it warps your goddamn brain until you start approving things that are detestable because you fear people may judge you for having an opinion.

No you chucklefucks, report him to the police.  Don't handle this "objectively," take some initiative for once in your life and put a criminal in jail.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: H8 B8 on February 20, 2014, 01:48:43 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/1ydam3/important_psa_on_pedophilia_pornography_and/ (http://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/1ydam3/important_psa_on_pedophilia_pornography_and/)

r/Confession mods post a thread telling people that they tacitly approve of Pedophilia and child pornography.  This is supposed to be a no judgement zone! :madgoon: 

No you motherfucker, that shit is a goddamn crime.  Someone needs to doxx this faggot.  This is what the SJW mentality does to you, it warps your goddamn brain until you start approving things that are detestable because you fear people may judge you for having an opinion.

Man, Reddit can't stay away from the lure of sweet sweet children can they? :hank:

Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on February 20, 2014, 04:15:14 PM
What's hilarious is that r/Confessions is controlled by SRS, which has its roots at SA.  So it all comes full circle.  r/Offmychest is exactly the same way and is also controlled by SRS.  Funny how the most fucked up people are fucking always SJWs...:clint:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: The Floridian on February 20, 2014, 06:42:04 PM
I still love Reddit.

http://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/1ydam3/important_psa_on_pedophilia_pornography_and/ (http://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/1ydam3/important_psa_on_pedophilia_pornography_and/)

r/Confession mods post a thread telling people that they tacitly approve of Pedophilia and child pornography.  This is supposed to be a no judgement zone! :madgoon: 

No you motherfucker, that shit is a goddamn crime.  Someone needs to doxx this faggot.  This is what the SJW mentality does to you, it warps your goddamn brain until you start approving things that are detestable because you fear people may judge you for having an opinion.

Fucking Amen, brother.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: VFW on March 03, 2014, 05:11:45 PM
Like I posted on MPC, Rebbit decided to give Gabe Newell the hall monitor treatment and now the AMA is cancelled because it probably pissed Gabe off  :rolleyes:

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1zg3b8/gabe_newell_ama_100_pm_pst/

(http://i.imgur.com/ahLPArR.png)

Fucking homos  :allears:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Aran on March 03, 2014, 05:24:53 PM
Like I posted on MPC, Rebbit decided to give Gabe Newell the hall monitor treatment and now the AMA is cancelled because it probably pissed Gabe off  :rolleyes:

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1zg3b8/gabe_newell_ama_100_pm_pst/

(http://i.imgur.com/ahLPArR.png)

Fucking homos  :allears:

They what
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: VFW on March 03, 2014, 05:33:40 PM
For the morbidly obese and slow (Aran):

- Gabe wanted to setup an AMA
- Reddit nerd hall monitors delete his post and tell him to follow their rules for shitposting
- Hall monitor nerds then delete over 600 posts from people eagerly awaiting his AMA
- The AMA is cancelled presumably because it pissed Gabe off.

I'm sorry if that wasn't clear the first time, Aran. Maybe you could try reading after your hourly trough feeding?
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: White Power Superhero on March 03, 2014, 05:41:31 PM
Lol, looks like Gabe wont be making the commencement speech for the graduating class of SA's moderation school of power tripping and self important autism. Im sure Gabe can take his fame and billions of dollars elsewhere, but i guess reddit nerds wanna make sure the 10k+ unfunny and inevitable half life 3 "jokes" are up to standard just in case anyway.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Tranny Feet on March 03, 2014, 06:53:24 PM
That's like The Rolling Stones turning up at the door of your club wanting to play an impromptu gig but your bouncers knocking them back because they have coke.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on March 03, 2014, 07:15:01 PM
hahahaahh bleep bloop proper protocol not followed, delete thread

:aspero:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: HondaRider271 on March 03, 2014, 07:42:14 PM
That's like The Rolling Stones turning up at the door of your club wanting to play an impromptu gig but your bouncers knocking them back because they have coke.
Sorry Mr Jagger but we have a strict reservation process for our acts, if you want to play you can submit the form online and booking will check to see if we have any available dates. *Looks out to crowd of thousands waving around wads of cash* Everyone please go home.
:parsons:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Huffington Post on March 04, 2014, 03:32:03 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/uV5kC1y.png)
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Danger-Weiner on March 04, 2014, 01:26:56 PM
lol what an idiot
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on March 05, 2014, 08:09:51 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/uV5kC1y.png)

hahahaahahahhahaha I wonder if she'll return to the older thread to say she understands now

Also, im sure she learned nothing from her slutfest.  Ho is off to a good start to hit 100 dicks by the time she realizes that being a whore doesn't get one married.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: The Floridian on March 05, 2014, 09:19:06 PM
I wouldn't want my kid to marry an overweight fat fucking slob either.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Trump is the New Norma on March 05, 2014, 09:39:21 PM
The internet makes the Jerry Springer show look like a group of normal, civilized people.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on March 05, 2014, 09:52:07 PM
Why would you put omnivore in the fucking description? :hank:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: The Floridian on March 06, 2014, 02:24:44 AM
Some fuck in r/changemyview saying he's upset at the angry backlash towards SJW's. Some great 888 responses in there eviscerating the OP & SJW's in general if anyone's interested.

http://www.reddit.com/r/changemyview/comments/1znlbt/i_have_no_problem_identifying_myself_as_a_person/

This is why haven't reregistered on SA, you can't have a discussion like this on that fucking shithole.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Internet Catchphrase on March 07, 2014, 01:16:25 PM
The idea of venturing out of the cars, DIY, and sports subreddits is just laughable to me. EVeryone in the sex subreddit are the grossest people on earth. ive met people irl who go to reddit and none of the normal looking ones even look at the sex/poly/trans/whatever shit and think it is hilarious and gross. Most women look at cute pictures on /aww and that's about it.

:clint:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Slacktivist on March 07, 2014, 02:06:56 PM
/r/tumblrinaction (http://www.reddit.com/r/tumblrinaction)

HOLEY MOLEY  :lilal:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Autistic Yankee on March 07, 2014, 02:48:37 PM
The problem about SJW's is that it's not really about helping others and the less fortunate.  It's all about them.  "LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME!!  I CARE ABOUT PEOPLE!!"   It's fucking white people narcissism at it's worst.  The modern liberal version of White Mans Burden.  Ever notice how all the SJW approved Hollywood movies have a white man getting dropped off with a bunch of natives and solving their problems for them?

Examples:
Dances With Wolves
Avatar
The Last Samurai
District 9
Quigley Down Under
Dune
The Help
Lawrence of Arabia
Seven Years in Tibet
Dangerous Minds
Elysium

These are white guilt movies.  The only way for brown people to improve their situation in life is for a white man to come and rescue them.  These are not movies about brown people.  The brown people are just props.  These are movies about white people.  The white man is the star.



Watch, I'll cut a racist as fuck 19th century quote justifying Colonialism, and add in 2 modern SJW approved newspeak words and suddenly the quote changes from racist hatespeech to perfectly acceptable liberal philosophy.



"As white men, it is our burden to uplift the lesser races"
 :say:
 :bunker:

:ultlibrage: OMG RACIST!!!!  :ultlibrage:



Now watch this magic!



"As white cis men, it is our burden to uplift the lesser privileged races"
  :say:
 :d&d:

:unparsons: I totally agree comrade!  :unparsons:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dr. Hatchet-Wound on March 07, 2014, 02:54:35 PM
Avatar

Wife just had to see this, it wasn't opening night but very close to it, very packed and expensive.

She didn't like my 1st words after it was over: "So 500 years in the future and the Marine corps doesn't have psych test to weed out terrorists?"


edit: Talking about Jake Sully here.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Ghostse on March 07, 2014, 03:01:46 PM
She didn't like my 1st words after it was over: "So 500 years in the future and the Marine corps doesn't have psych test to weed out terrorists?"

IIRC those weren't active marines, they were private security made of former marines.
and being able to walk again is a hell of a drug.
:goonsay:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: The Floridian on March 07, 2014, 03:16:36 PM
If Avatar wasn't 3D it would've flopped fucking hard, as evident by it's first weekend grosses. People who they that movie is an original masterpiece are fucking stupid. It ripped off the same recycled SJW plot points from countless films and the Navi still looked comically stupid not to mention they were virtually every anime fan's wet dream.

I'm surprised native Americans weren't more vocally opposed to the blatantly obvious allegory that the blue cat people were representing.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dr. Hatchet-Wound on March 07, 2014, 03:22:20 PM
She didn't like my 1st words after it was over: "So 500 years in the future and the Marine corps doesn't have psych test to weed out terrorists?"

IIRC those weren't active marines, they were private security made of former marines.
and being able to walk again is a hell of a drug.
:goonsay:

He chose to walk permanently as a blue fucker, if he fucked the blue fuckers up like he was supposed to he was going to get his legs back as a human.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Ghostse on March 07, 2014, 03:27:37 PM
If Avatar wasn't 3D it would've flopped fucking hard, as evident by it's first weekend grosses. People who they that movie is an original masterpiece are fucking stupid. It ripped off the same recycled SJW plot points from countless films and the Navi still looked comically stupid not to mention they were virtually every anime fan's wet dream.

I'm surprised native Americans weren't more vocally opposed to the blatantly obvious allegory that the blue cat people were representing.

The movie was pretty shit*, but James Cameron really used 3-D perfectly in that film.

There was quite a bit of outcry about the obvious allegory and recycled Dances with Wolves plot, it just died down fairly quickly.

* You havea  fucking space plane, a plane that does into space. who cares if they are in some magnetic anomaly, when you're 100 miles up you can just throw space rocks at them until they all die. Jesus fuck.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Autistic Yankee on March 07, 2014, 03:44:19 PM

* You havea  fucking space plane, a plane that does into space. who cares if they are in some magnetic anomaly, when you're 100 miles up you can just throw space rocks at them until they all die. Jesus fuck.

This was my same beef with Starship Troopers.

Hey, remember when you guys sent in 3 airplanes and napalmed the bugs?  You killed 1,000 bugs in 30 seconds with no losses.  Yeah, do more of that you fucking tards.  NOPE!  Gotta send in more infantry with the most ineffective weapons possible.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Rape Artist on March 07, 2014, 03:54:12 PM
/r/tumblrinaction (http://www.reddit.com/r/tumblrinaction)

HOLEY MOLEY  :lilal:

This subreddit fucking rules
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Internet Catchphrase on March 07, 2014, 04:02:30 PM

* You havea  fucking space plane, a plane that does into space. who cares if they are in some magnetic anomaly, when you're 100 miles up you can just throw space rocks at them until they all die. Jesus fuck.

This was my same beef with Starship Troopers.

Hey, remember when you guys sent in 3 airplanes and napalmed the bugs?  You killed 1,000 bugs in 30 seconds with no losses.  Yeah, do more of that you fucking tards.  NOPE!  Gotta send in more infantry with the most ineffective weapons possible.

I don't want to get all Supermechagodzilla on this but everything in that movie lead me to believe that the whole purpose of the ground invasion was to fail, so they could justify occupying Klendathu and colonizing the entire system as a buffer. Even crazier movie nerds think that the attack on Buenos Aries was a false flag operation.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Ghostse on March 07, 2014, 04:14:40 PM

* You havea  fucking space plane, a plane that does into space. who cares if they are in some magnetic anomaly, when you're 100 miles up you can just throw space rocks at them until they all die. Jesus fuck.

This was my same beef with Starship Troopers.

Hey, remember when you guys sent in 3 airplanes and napalmed the bugs?  You killed 1,000 bugs in 30 seconds with no losses.  Yeah, do more of that you fucking tards.  NOPE!  Gotta send in more infantry with the most ineffective weapons possible.

I don't want to get all Supermechagodzilla on this but everything in that movie lead me to believe that the whole purpose of the ground invasion was to fail, so they could justify occupying Klendathu and colonizing the entire system as a buffer. Even crazier movie nerds think that the attack on Buenos Aries was a false flag operation.

They (somewhat) cover that in Starship Troopers: the bugs have the plasma bugs that can target things in orbit, so an asteroid might be diverted off course.
Plus these are worlds capable of supporting life, you don't want to fuck the ecology to shit with massive orbital bombardment.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Autistic Yankee on March 07, 2014, 04:51:59 PM
Ok, well then how about a fucking tank with a flamethrower on it?

fucking ANYTHING other than infantry with rifles that take on average 50 rounds to put down 1 single bug.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: unprivsplain on March 07, 2014, 04:59:12 PM
The recurring theme of the movie was how little personal life mattered. Multiple scenes showed directly and indirectly how little they cared, especially the ground troops.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Rape Artist on March 07, 2014, 05:14:23 PM
We're in this war for the species, boys and girls. It's simple numbers.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Bobby Hill in a dress on March 07, 2014, 05:17:00 PM
/r/tumblrinaction (http://www.reddit.com/r/tumblrinaction)

HOLEY MOLEY  :lilal:
This is a pretty sweet subreddit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miO8DPjSf78
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on March 07, 2014, 05:17:23 PM
Ok, well then how about a fucking tank with a flamethrower on it?

fucking ANYTHING other than infantry with rifles that take on average 50 rounds to put down 1 single bug.

the movie was dumb as hell. in the book they're in huge power armor suits and they engage on the ground because their goal is to capture a brain bug, but that part is such a small and i'd argue insignificant part of the novel.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Black Gardener on March 07, 2014, 05:39:51 PM
Avatar was Pocahantus in space.  Dumb shit, mane.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Rape Artist on March 07, 2014, 05:58:32 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/aL8lJ2F.jpg?3)
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: The Floridian on March 07, 2014, 06:10:22 PM


That is amazing.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dr. Hatchet-Wound on March 07, 2014, 06:43:53 PM
Makes Avatar look avatarded!
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: unprivsplain on March 07, 2014, 08:58:30 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/Fatlogic

Another solid one.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Charles C Johnson on March 07, 2014, 09:55:55 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/KO5BcD5.jpg)
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dr. Hatchet-Wound on March 07, 2014, 10:00:18 PM
#sensitive guy gonna get laid, coverin all bases yall, printin this #landscape #winword.exe text by a #knowing hottie or #knowing slamwhale who's a friend of mah social media login account.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: SvM on March 07, 2014, 10:28:49 PM
/r/tumblrinaction (http://www.reddit.com/r/tumblrinaction)

HOLEY MOLEY  :lilal:
This is a pretty sweet subreddit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miO8DPjSf78

I could listen to this guy checking privileges all day.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: nunya on April 07, 2014, 09:37:55 AM
In my reddit feed this morning:

Quote
Fucking god damnit.
I met a girl a couple of weeks ago at work. Things were going really well - she met up with me for coffee, we talked a lot, we have a lot in common, and she's cool as fuck.
We went on our third "date" today. It seemed to me that she cancelled her plans for today so we could hang out - we went for a really long walk, smoked a couple joints, and talked and talked. It was awesome. She has such a cute smile. She's so fair, too. Freckles. Pale red hair.
When talking, she mentioned "everyone" was at least a little bi (I'm male to female transgender). It's a spectrum, right? Of course! Oh, I smell pretty? Thanks :)
But today, you told me a story that made me think I should probably be more clear about my intentions. So I did. And it turns out, I was wrong.
You weren't making the eyes at me after pho.
You probably didn't cancel anything important to see me today.
You probably didn't even think that I liked you.
But at least now I know. Now I know you like masculine men who shoot guns and aren't afraid of spiders. You're not the lipstick lesbian I was hoping you were. I figured, it's not often you meet a straight crane operator, right?
But this is why we don't build pictures of other people in our heads. This is why we don't get ahead of ourselves. This is why when I picture two women in bed together, hair tousled about, limbs entangled, one with auburn hair and one with red hair, I should stop. This is why when I lie awake in the morning thinking of kissing you, I should always stop. This is why when I miss you, I should stop.
I knew I was getting ahead of myself. I can't really help it. I look forward to the day when I look into someone's eyes with love. I look forward to the day when I can, finally, just stop thinking about being alone.
I just thought that, finally, this time, it would be different. You didn't waste my time. You didn't hum or haw. You said yes - I would like to get a coffee with you. Yes - I would like to grab pho with you. Yes - I would like to go for a walk with you.
But I'm not a man anymore. And even if I was, I'm certainly not a masculine one.
So. Another chapter closes. It's been a long time since this many real tears punctuated the end of a chapter. Hell, I haven't written about anyone in a long time either. I haven't had a chance to really. I only open myself to those who deserve it. And you do. But someone else will be the only to look into those eyes, kiss those lips, and make you smile.
And all I have to say to that, is goddamnit.
Do I want advice? Hm. Well. I guess the only advice I want is where can I find someone - which is to say, an actual, meaningful relationship - with a nice lesbian girl in Vancouver.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: MexicanKetchup on April 07, 2014, 09:47:38 AM
laffo at yet another "lesbian" tranny
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on April 07, 2014, 09:57:14 AM
/r/tumblrinaction (http://www.reddit.com/r/tumblrinaction)

HOLEY MOLEY  :lilal:
This is a pretty sweet subreddit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miO8DPjSf78

that's like the third video in a week using "die cis scum"'s image to mock the sjw brigade.

"and don't forget to learn my pronouns, shit lords"

bah hahahahahaha
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on April 07, 2014, 10:49:32 AM
laffo at yet another "lesbian" tranny

Most mtf troons are just beta males who are so emasculated that they don't even think of themselves as men and have cut their dicks off in response.  It's a really sad state of affairs for modern men. 
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on April 07, 2014, 09:20:20 PM
laffo at yet another "lesbian" tranny

Most mtf troons are just beta males who are so emasculated that they don't even think of themselves as men and have cut their dicks off in response.  It's a really sad state of affairs for modern men.

I actually really feel very sorry for that guy.  I mean, he's clearly got a number of mental disorders, but on top of that, he may have pissed away his chance for real love.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: gaaaayyyyyy on April 07, 2014, 10:10:55 PM
laffo at yet another "lesbian" tranny

Most mtf troons are just beta males who are so emasculated that they don't even think of themselves as men and have cut their dicks off in response.  It's a really sad state of affairs for modern men.

I wonder what all of these people will do when being trans doesn't fix the sadbrains like they thought?  Maybe there will be another even more extreme physical transformation these freaks can pursue? 
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Bobby Hill in a dress on April 07, 2014, 10:17:51 PM
I wonder what all of these people will do when being trans doesn't fix the sadbrains like they thought?
Continue blaming straight white men for all of their problems. Then suicide.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: hair sniffing boner diary on April 08, 2014, 11:25:12 AM

I wonder what all of these people will do when being trans doesn't fix the sadbrains like they thought?  Maybe there will be another even more extreme physical transformation these freaks can pursue?

Yes, that more extreme physical transformation that will actually solve their sadbrains is getting fit.

Alternatively, deathfats
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on April 21, 2014, 04:08:47 PM
Some SJW (it was almost certainly a white guy) must have been :ultlibrage: at a post I made at Reddit because I got this PM:

Quote
Isn't the internet great. It allows shitheads like yourself to say shit that would, in real life
get your head cracked open.

Hopefully you'll suffer the same fate fucking cunt.

Please turn to the loaded gun in your drawer, put it in your mouth, and pull the trigger,
blowing your brains out. You'll be doing the whole world a favor. Shitbag.

I would love to smash your face in until it no longer resembled anything human, faggot.


Die painfully okay? Prefearbly by getting crushed to death in a
garbage compactor, by getting your face cut to ribbons with a
pocketknife, your head cracked open with a baseball bat, your stomach
sliced open and your entrails spilled out, and your eyeballs ripped
out of their sockets. Fucking bitch



I would love to kick you hard in the face, breaking it. Then I'd cut
your stomach open with a chainsaw, exposing your intestines. Then I'd
cut your windpipe in two with a boxcutter.
Hopefully you'll get what's coming to you. Fucking bitch




I really hope that you get curb-stomped. It'd be hilarious to see you
begging for help, and then someone stomps on the back of your head,
leaving you to die in horrible, agonizing pain. Faggot


Shut the fuck up f aggot, before you get your face bashed in and cut
to ribbons, and your throat slit.



You're dead if I ever meet you in real life, f ucker. I'll f ucking
kill you.

I would love to f ucking send your f ucking useless ass to the
hospital in intensive care, fighting for your worthless life.



[1]

I wish you a truly painful, bloody, gory, and agonizing death, cunt

I responded with this:

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So how exhausted and sweaty are you after making this pm?  Because we both know your face was red from the over-exertion required to throw your little sausages against the keyboard and scream profanities at the computer screen, launching spittle and pieces of food lodged in your massive gullet that you use to chow down 8 meals a day.

Perhaps it's time to take a step back, go outside, get some exercise, and get out of your parent's basement?  It's a bright, beautiful world out there that is just waiting to be explored.  Being active is fun, you should try it.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: The Floridian on April 21, 2014, 04:17:48 PM
lol What did you say that made him write that incredibly bitchmade 888 PM?  :stewart:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on April 21, 2014, 04:21:25 PM
lol What did you say that made him write that incredibly bitchmade 888 PM?  :stewart:

I have no idea, which makes it more hilarious.  It could be one of hundreds of real talk posts I've made there.  I'm just dumbfounded that someone would take the time to write that :888: and not reference the post.  Just imagining the nice sheen his screen was covered in after that post does make me recoil in horror though.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: or god forbid an actual nigger on April 21, 2014, 04:41:51 PM
being mean on the internet is wrong... so here's a list of horrifically violent things I'd like to do to you  :jesse:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on April 21, 2014, 04:51:40 PM
being mean on the internet is wrong... so here's a list of horrifically violent things I'd like to do to you  :jesse:

Yeah I don't know either.  Perhaps it's just another example of the hypocritical nature of SJWs?  :jesse:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Aran on April 21, 2014, 05:18:31 PM
Link to profile
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: BrownBlow on April 21, 2014, 05:31:00 PM
Avatar

Wife just had to see this, it wasn't opening night but very close to it, very packed and expensive.

She didn't like my 1st words after it was over: "So 500 years in the future and the Marine corps doesn't have psych test to weed out terrorists?"


edit: Talking about Jake Sully here.

This is exactly the same as saying "What a shame" the night bin Laden was assassinated, only with the opposite political opinion.  You're being contrarian for the sake of starting a fight, and your wife saw right through it.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: unprivsplain on April 21, 2014, 06:37:22 PM
Personalfinance is usually a pretty solid subreddit, but I got a good laugh out of this one:
http://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/23lp1g/my_dad_left_us_now_what/

Quote
My Dad Left Us... Now What? (self.personalfinance)
submitted 5 hours ago by superminhminh
Hi r/personalfinance, I have been a long time lurker of this sub and love it, didn't expect my first post is to ask for help. So my dad left us: a mother, 2 sons (me 25yo, brother 18yo), and my sis 21yo. My mom has a fund from selling her house from Vietnam around $100k and we are looking for a house in San Diego, CA. Then last week, after a fight, dad left us 2 letters, 1 for mom, 1 for us, and we never see him since. This situation left us emotionally and financially devastated as dad pays half the rent and potentially half the mortgage. So our family income is around $3000 after all the expenses, with $100k of mom's cash and we can't get a mortgage without my dad. So there are 2 options I can think of: _Getting a mobile home: which will set us back $50k but we can pay less rent and save up for the mortgage while building our credit (mom just came here 2 years ago). We're still researching the pros and cons of mobile home though. _Renting: Continue to pay $1,200/month rent for 4 of us. I wonder if there is other options to look into. Please help.

One, they're all adults which is hilarious. Two, their rent is basically nothing for that income, especially in California. Three, getting a job wasn't considered an option.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on April 21, 2014, 06:40:52 PM
option three: find a place where they can rent to buy
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on April 21, 2014, 11:47:35 PM
Link to profile

Profile is deleted and the name was gibberish, google searches bring up nothing.  :jesse:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on April 22, 2014, 10:40:11 AM
:eminem:

https://imgur.com/a/rpvKF

Normal people enjoy looking at Jessica Alba's boobs.

(Some) Redditors also write a 1444-word treatise about them. A sample:

Quote
See the difference? Me too, but I don’t really mind this time. I’m not a boob dresser, so I don’t know all the tricks of the trade, but while the glamour style poster shot is clearly somewhat enhanced (perhaps digitally, with the shape or the shadow), it’s still believable, and it’s still attractive. It might not be reliable data, but you don’t get a strong impression that there’s a lot of trickery going on, at least when it comes to what the bikini itself is doing. Sure, side by side, she’s probably not as endowed as they're making her seem, but it’s a convincing illusion. Half of this is about knowing the true boob, but half of it is about enjoying the image in front of you. And if you had never seen her before, you wouldn’t be faulted for thinking she’s approaching a C. She's probably not, but at least it's plausible. Let's enjoy our momentary fantasy.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on April 23, 2014, 01:41:53 AM
http://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/23ns18/the_author_of_sex_at_dawn_writes_of_the_societal/ (http://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/23ns18/the_author_of_sex_at_dawn_writes_of_the_societal/)

Oh r/Sex, please never change.  Just look at how many likely fat trainwrecks and beta males are posting in the comments.  Jesus about half the fucking posts are from :goonette: and :unparsons: type faggots.  It's not remotely a surprise that this place is full of poly people.  It's both hilarious and sad at the same time.  I would bet money than the average age of the married and monogamous people are much higher than the average age of the poly people, who are likely only in their 20s.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Merrypfeifengesicht on April 24, 2014, 12:20:26 AM
Quote
There is a documentary on Fox News that is actually very good.
Don't watch Fox News, and instead watch the Colbert Report and Daily Show. They're very informative (and funny) with very little to no bias.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: CANT SIMMER THE ZIMMER on April 24, 2014, 06:20:13 PM
Quote
There is a documentary on Fox News that is actually very good.
Don't watch Fox News, and instead watch the Colbert Report and Daily Show. They're very informative (and funny) with very little to no bias.

 :facepalm:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on April 24, 2014, 07:11:59 PM
:eminem:

https://imgur.com/a/rpvKF

Normal people enjoy looking at Jessica Alba's boobs.

(Some) Redditors also write a 1444-word treatise about them. A sample:

Quote
See the difference? Me too, but I don’t really mind this time. I’m not a boob dresser, so I don’t know all the tricks of the trade, but while the glamour style poster shot is clearly somewhat enhanced (perhaps digitally, with the shape or the shadow), it’s still believable, and it’s still attractive. It might not be reliable data, but you don’t get a strong impression that there’s a lot of trickery going on, at least when it comes to what the bikini itself is doing. Sure, side by side, she’s probably not as endowed as they're making her seem, but it’s a convincing illusion. Half of this is about knowing the true boob, but half of it is about enjoying the image in front of you. And if you had never seen her before, you wouldn’t be faulted for thinking she’s approaching a C. She's probably not, but at least it's plausible. Let's enjoy our momentary fantasy.

(http://i.imgur.com/KXDS6Qy.jpg)
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on April 26, 2014, 11:36:21 AM
Quote
There is a documentary on Fox News that is actually very good.
Don't watch Fox News, and instead watch the Colbert Report and Daily Show. They're very informative (and funny) with very little to no bias.
I've had several people argue this to me.  The :goon: argument is that these shows "simply just show funny clips of the news".  Of course it's all FAUX NEWS! THEY ARE THE LIARS!!

Those shows are the poster children for confirmation bias.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Merrypfeifengesicht on April 26, 2014, 06:19:09 PM
Quote
There is a documentary on Fox News that is actually very good.
Don't watch Fox News, and instead watch the Colbert Report and Daily Show. They're very informative (and funny) with very little to no bias.
I've had several people argue this to me.  The :goon: argument is that these shows "simply just show funny clips of the news".  Of course it's all FAUX NEWS! THEY ARE THE LIARS!!

Those shows are the poster children for confirmation bias.

The really infuriating thing is that Stewart and the like still cling to the "teehee we're comedians, I'm just making jokes!" excuse to avoid any responsibility. There are tons of goons out there (pun intended) that watch the Daily Show for news, and Stewart knows it, but hurr I'm just a funnyman. If they didn't hold the "correct" opinions about politics they'd flip their shit.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on April 27, 2014, 02:29:55 PM
Quote
There is a documentary on Fox News that is actually very good.
Don't watch Fox News, and instead watch the Colbert Report and Daily Show. They're very informative (and funny) with very little to no bias.
I've had several people argue this to me.  The :goon: argument is that these shows "simply just show funny clips of the news".  Of course it's all FAUX NEWS! THEY ARE THE LIARS!!

Those shows are the poster children for confirmation bias.

The really infuriating thing is that Stewart and the like still cling to the "teehee we're comedians, I'm just making jokes!" excuse to avoid any responsibility. There are tons of goons out there (pun intended) that watch the Daily Show for news, and Stewart knows it, but hurr I'm just a funnyman. If they didn't hold the "correct" opinions about politics they'd flip their shit.

THat used to be a good point...

when Kraig Kilbourn hosted the Daily Show and treated it like a damned joke and not :librage: WAR AGAINST CONSERVATIVES.  Jon Stewart and the Daily Show writers are a bunch of faciscts who literally would have conservatives exterminated if they could.  That's why goons love those shows so much - it fits in with their worldview of "death to anyone who disagrees with us".
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Huffington Post on April 27, 2014, 05:35:09 PM
Hey look I'm a Daily Show writer:

Play clip of a republican saying something
Pull funny face
*uproarious laughter from audience*
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: The Floridian on April 27, 2014, 05:37:55 PM
*uproarious laughter from audience*

Watch any talk show host with a studio audience being interviewed somewhere else without them on a contentious issue—their whole demeanor takes a much more vulnerable, serious tone.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on April 27, 2014, 05:56:27 PM
*uproarious laughter from audience*

Watch any talk show host with a studio audience being interviewed somewhere else without them on a contentious issue—their whole demeanor takes a much more vulnerable, serious tone.

Stewart on Crossfire was great, but at the same time, you're right.  Whenever they're actually not on Daily Show or Colbert Report they are much more reasonable.  When they are in front of their college-mentality audience, they let themselves show their true colors.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Aran on April 27, 2014, 06:19:19 PM
They're playing characters on their shows. They may be voicing their own views, but they're being intentionally over the top about it.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on April 27, 2014, 06:22:06 PM
They're playing characters on their shows. They may be voicing their own views, but they're being intentionally over the top about it.

No they're not.  That's the point.  They fall back to "oh I'm just KIDDING!" or "it's just a character", but it's 100% what they believe.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Ghostse on April 27, 2014, 07:52:08 PM
They're playing characters on their shows. They may be voicing their own views, but they're being intentionally over the top about it.

No they're not.  That's the point.  They fall back to "oh I'm just KIDDING!" or "it's just a character", but it's 100% what they believe.

Jon Stewart, daily show correspondant, and Jon Stewart, actor and jew, have literally the same views, its just a matter of degree.

Steven Colbert, former(?) host of the Colbert Report, and Steven Colbert, actor, at least have different views.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Aran on April 27, 2014, 07:57:36 PM
They're playing characters on their shows. They may be voicing their own views, but they're being intentionally over the top about it.

No they're not.  That's the point.  They fall back to "oh I'm just KIDDING!" or "it's just a character", but it's 100% what they believe.

They're playing characters on their shows. They may be voicing their own views, but they're being intentionally over the top about it.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Death Camp for Cutie on April 28, 2014, 12:56:06 PM
I'm quite curious if Colbert is going to turn the Late Show into blatent network tv lib talking points because that could be a huge disaster for CBS.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on April 28, 2014, 10:57:04 PM
They're playing characters on their shows. They may be voicing their own views, but they're being intentionally over the top about it.

No they're not.  That's the point.  They fall back to "oh I'm just KIDDING!" or "it's just a character", but it's 100% what they believe.


Aran, what I'm trying to say is that they are not being over the top.  They are intentionally being their "SMART LIBERAL" reserved self when they don't have their legions of college faggots.

On their show, they are showing their true colors.  It's not simply that they agree with the viewpoints and are being a character, they are completely free to be 100% themselves because they never matured past the mental development of an 18 year old hippie.
They're playing characters on their shows. They may be voicing their own views, but they're being intentionally over the top about it.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on April 28, 2014, 10:58:56 PM
I'm quite curious if Colbert is going to turn the Late Show into blatent network tv lib talking points because that could be a huge disaster for CBS.

I read an article when Leno came back that basically says that of the demo that watches Leno or Letterman, all the liberals love Letterman because he :librage: s over RETHUGLICANS all the time.  So CBS really is in no danger if they have Colbert in character.  In fact, CBS is probably trying to make a power play for the all-mighty college kid faggot demo and are probably paying Comedy Central off so that Colbert can bring his character over.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Spokker on April 29, 2014, 12:59:04 AM
Craig Ferguson announced he is leaving CBS by December. He should team up with Leno and go kick ass over at Fox or something. Or do Simpsons reruns make more money than late night variety show?
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on April 29, 2014, 07:29:30 AM
Craig Ferguson announced he is leaving CBS by December. He should team up with Leno and go kick ass over at Fox or something. Or do Simpsons reruns make more money than late night variety show?

Not shocked on this one. He wanted Dave's show and Dave wanted him to have it. It's Carson all over again.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on May 04, 2014, 07:05:13 PM
Craig Ferguson announced he is leaving CBS by December. He should team up with Leno and go kick ass over at Fox or something. Or do Simpsons reruns make more money than late night variety show?

Fox should just double down on being an evil right wing network and get Kimbel and Carolla to come back and do another Man Show
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Autistic Yankee on May 04, 2014, 08:07:45 PM
There is absolutely no difference between Jon Stewart and  :oreilly:    They do entertainment news with a strong politically biased analysis.  That's it.   They are the exact same.


The only difference is that oreily has the balls to actually admit what he is, while Stewart hides behind this cowardly shield of:


 :smug:  "oh come on, I'm a COMEDIAN, this is a COMEDY show, not a political show.  No one takes this seriously."   :smug:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on May 06, 2014, 12:58:42 PM
The DSM-5 on Gender Dysphoria (crossdreamers.blogspot.no)

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[–]Basic_Subhadra 8 points 1 day ago
As a trans*man in health care....this effing book keeps calling me a girl and there is nothing I can do about it.
"Prepubertal natal girls with gender dysphoria may express the wish to be a boy, assert they are a boy, or assert they will grow up to be a man....These girls may demonstrate marked cross-gender identification in role-playing, dreams, and fantasies." A screaming 'fuck you' to the DSM-5.
Alternative medical school is much, much more forward in their ability to use gender appropriate language, for the most part.
Reading this makes me feel like we have a really, really, really long way to go for true equality.

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[–]sky_falls_downMelissa / HRT since 2013-12-05 / FT since 2014-03-18 6 points 1 day ago
I'm with you.
I'm a trans woman, AMAB, and I can't read that excerpt from the DSM - it's too triggering. All the bit about "natal males" and "natal females"... I thought we were beyond this?
This page is slightly better... "When giving comparisons (often for medical reasons) between trans and non-trans people, the terms “bio-male” or “bio-female” or “natal male” or “natal female” refer to non-transgender people. Always allow your patients to define to you the way they see their identity, without making assumptions."
But yeah... natal male / natal female?!? I was born with an outie. I was not born male. There's a difference.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: armchair nazi on May 06, 2014, 03:01:44 PM
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I was born with an outie. I was not born male. There's a difference.

 :tuss: :tuss: :tuss: :tuss: :tuss: :tuss: :tuss: :tuss: :tuss: :tuss: :tuss: :tuss: :tuss: :tuss:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Black Gardener on May 07, 2014, 07:58:35 AM

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[–]Basic_Subhadra 8 points 1 day ago
Alternative medical school

What the shit
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: 40k Scrotal Sacks on May 07, 2014, 09:42:22 AM
You can pay money to get a degree in homeopathy.

And you guys thought lib arts majors were worthless.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on May 07, 2014, 10:01:42 AM
You can pay money to get a degree in homeopathy.

And you guys thought lib arts majors were worthless.

That degree is only worthless if you don't do it right. If you print the certificate very, very small and leave 99.999% of the paper blank it will become much more valuable.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: EaglesDick on May 09, 2014, 04:55:01 AM
the "im a comedian don't actually listen to me" excuse kinda worked in like 2001. But its 2014, its just been your mouthpiece for the last 5 ish years and the lying about it is just getting old.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Baron von Douchebag on May 09, 2014, 04:14:54 PM
You can pay money to get a degree in homeopathy.

And you guys thought lib arts majors were worthless.
I was going to say tutelage under some sort of South American back alley practitioner.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on May 10, 2014, 10:48:26 AM
Quote from: GoreFox
I never understood the ideology of /r/Gore.

I'm a mod of /r/PicsOfDeadKids, /r/SexyAbortions, /r/KillingWomen and a few others as well, and I find it quite funny when people flip when they read the names of the subs.

They spend all day upvoting gory pictures but throw a shitfit when you include anything sexual, even in a joking way.

http://np.reddit.com/r/Gore/comments/251w71/bloody_murder_scene_xpost_rcutefemalecorpses/che4qj0?context=3

 :eminem:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Mullah Omar on May 10, 2014, 10:57:50 AM
Quote from: GoreFox
Actually, /r/PicsOfDeadKids has no sexual content in it at all. That's our one and only rule.
Just saying.

Oh, that's OK then.




 :stare:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on May 10, 2014, 07:43:53 PM
Quote from: GoreFox
I never understood the ideology of /r/Gore.

I'm a mod of /r/PicsOfDeadKids, /r/SexyAbortions, /r/KillingWomen and a few others as well, and I find it quite funny when people flip when they read the names of the subs.

They spend all day upvoting gory pictures but throw a shitfit when you include anything sexual, even in a joking way.

http://np.reddit.com/r/Gore/comments/251w71/bloody_murder_scene_xpost_rcutefemalecorpses/che4qj0?context=3

 :eminem:

There is zero way in hell I would ever click on that link. :judy:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Merrypfeifengesicht on May 14, 2014, 10:09:42 PM
Quote from: ChipAyten
Definitely some far right christian outrage tea party influenced flag. You hardly ever see someone with liberal sympathies ever use the Gadsden flag... despite America being founded in the northeast (not real america) by radical free thinking progressives

:sjw:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: White Power Superhero on May 14, 2014, 11:52:28 PM
SA posters lurking the thread, I'll give you credit where credit is due. You guys may be funny to mock and we may disagree so fundamentally on nearly everything, and you self-hating goony fucks may make me shake my damn head, but at least you guys aren't as soul-damagingly disturbing and fucked up as these redditors. Half the time the quotes off reddit in this thread are so awful that it just makes a person quit the internet for an afternoon.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: gaaaayyyyyy on May 15, 2014, 01:39:04 AM
Quote from: Mattjpwns" post="429669003
Considering blowing all my savings if there's a full Senate election and forming a "Fuck The Boomers" party.

Sole policy platform - make boomers retroactively pay for all their free shit to solve the "BUDGET EMERGENCY".

This includes:

* Retroactively making boomers pay for their degrees at today's rates.
* Retroactively pay the "GP Fee" based on their age vs. start point of Gen X, times the average number of GP visits per year.
* Pay a "housing crisis fee" determined by the ratio of house prices to average wages when they purchased their property versus today's ratio.

Can't afford it? Just "have a go". This will create a "culture of innovation" amongst boomers. Everyone's gotta chip in.


The "Fuck You, Dad" bill of 2014 :clint:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on May 15, 2014, 08:28:39 AM
Quote from: Mattjpwns" post="429669003
Considering blowing all my savings if there's a full Senate election and forming a "Fuck The Boomers" party.

Sole policy platform - make boomers retroactively pay for all their free shit to solve the "BUDGET EMERGENCY".

This includes:

* Retroactively making boomers pay for their degrees at today's rates.
* Retroactively pay the "GP Fee" based on their age vs. start point of Gen X, times the average number of GP visits per year.
* Pay a "housing crisis fee" determined by the ratio of house prices to average wages when they purchased their property versus today's ratio.

Can't afford it? Just "have a go". This will create a "culture of innovation" amongst boomers. Everyone's gotta chip in.


The "Fuck You, Dad" bill of 2014 :clint:

hahahhhahaha these American Liberals and their "just give our idea a TRYYYYY" bullshit.

Worked out great with :obama:! Oh wai...
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Merrypfeifengesicht on May 16, 2014, 10:51:23 PM
From TIL the average American is more religious than the average Iranian (yeah right)

Quote from: koproller
Quote from: darthn3ss
Quote from: koproller
I'm Dutch and one of our most respected journalist who spend a lot of time in the middle east, but has roots in the United States, once said "If the (southern) states ever found out how similar they are to the middle-east, we (Europe) will have problem."
ideologically they're not that different at all. They don't see it that way because the religious nutbags in the US worship a different version of god, but they really aren't that far removed from each other. It's kind of scary, really. Thank fuck the US version hates brown people and foreigners, otherwise we'd actually have a major problem on our hands.
And as the Taliban member started to run towards the US soldier, they both screamed "God will burn you in hell, atheïstic fag". And although they spoke in a different tongue, they knew 'you and I, are the same'.
And all was well.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: gaaaayyyyyy on May 21, 2014, 11:10:37 PM
In one of the Shitredditsays hugbox subreddits for women, a woman thinks that people telling her not to open a restaurant are simply sexist:

I'm very excited to start a restaurant but I'm also terrified
http://www.reddit.com/r/SRSWomen/comments/262acb/im_very_excited_to_start_a_restaurant_but_im_also/
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I'm having confidence issues. I have an incredible team of people by my side. I know what to expect from the restaurant business and so does everyone involved.

I'm constantly being mansplained, however, about "what it takes" to make it. Despite the fact that I've worked years in this business. I have a BS and an MS (unrelated subjects) so I'm not an idiot.

I feel all of these added pressures because I'm a woman in a male dominated business. The area I live in also has a reputation for pretty outrageous sexism. When I talk to other women about my plan, they think it's great and are genuinely excited for me. When I talk to men about it, they want to dissect my plan, sometimes saying I need to rethink the entire thing. They even become angry when I politely stand by my plan. All of their "concerns" have exhaustively been discussed and I simply don't want to go into details with them about it.

I know that I make good, natural food. I know that there is a market for it. I know that I have everything I need. But at the same time, all of this condescension is dragging me down. I'm starting to self doubt, because why would so many people criticize me if they didn't have a point? But then I remind myself that it's only certain men doing this, plenty of intelligent and experienced people (whose opinions I respect) have told me it's a great idea.

I honestly don't think I would be feeling nearly this doubtful if I were a man... vent over.

Naturally reason gets thrown out the window in favor of a bunch of "you go girl!" nonsense.  Restaurants, and especially bakeries are a fucking nightmare to run.  The woman is doing it because she had a bad experience in her masters program.  She basically expects a relaxing life of waking up in the morning to bake quaint little snacks, while adoring customers come in and gush over how good they are.

I can't stand people who think like this.  All of the people shitting on her dream are people who probably care a lot about her and don't want her half-baked (lol) business idea destroying her finances/friendships for life and likely side-saddling her with some sort of pill/alcohol addiction as well. 

The restaurant business is filled with the graves of people who thought "I am a good cook, why don't I start a restaurant?"
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on May 21, 2014, 11:38:18 PM
Maybe she should start with something less ambitious than a full-fledged restaurant. Say, a hot dog shack. Can't fuck that up.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Ghostse on May 21, 2014, 11:56:06 PM
In one of the Shitredditsays hugbox subreddits for women, a woman thinks that people telling her not to open a restaurant are simply sexist:

I'm very excited to start a restaurant but I'm also terrified
http://www.reddit.com/r/SRSWomen/comments/262acb/im_very_excited_to_start_a_restaurant_but_im_also/
Quote
I'm having confidence issues. I have an incredible team of people by my side. I know what to expect from the restaurant business and so does everyone involved.

I'm constantly being mansplained, however, about "what it takes" to make it. Despite the fact that I've worked years in this business. I have a BS and an MS (unrelated subjects) so I'm not an idiot.

I feel all of these added pressures because I'm a woman in a male dominated business. The area I live in also has a reputation for pretty outrageous sexism. When I talk to other women about my plan, they think it's great and are genuinely excited for me. When I talk to men about it, they want to dissect my plan, sometimes saying I need to rethink the entire thing. They even become angry when I politely stand by my plan. All of their "concerns" have exhaustively been discussed and I simply don't want to go into details with them about it.

I know that I make good, natural food. I know that there is a market for it. I know that I have everything I need. But at the same time, all of this condescension is dragging me down. I'm starting to self doubt, because why would so many people criticize me if they didn't have a point? But then I remind myself that it's only certain men doing this, plenty of intelligent and experienced people (whose opinions I respect) have told me it's a great idea.

I honestly don't think I would be feeling nearly this doubtful if I were a man... vent over.

Naturally reason gets thrown out the window in favor of a bunch of "you go girl!" nonsense.  Restaurants, and especially bakeries are a fucking nightmare to run.  The woman is doing it because she had a bad experience in her masters program.  She basically expects a relaxing life of waking up in the morning to bake quaint little snacks, while adoring customers come in and gush over how good they are.

I can't stand people who think like this.  All of the people shitting on her dream are people who probably care a lot about her and don't want her half-baked (lol) business idea destroying her finances/friendships for life and likely side-saddling her with some sort of pill/alcohol addiction as well. 

The restaurant business is filled with the graves of people who thought "I am a good cook, why don't I start a restaurant?"

She needs to see the doobie's dogs thread. Now, maybe this lady has a well thought out business plan, has some some market analysis, good backing, and has talked to other food industry owners in the area so she knows which suppliers are good and which ones are run by fucking persians/curries who won't actually deliver on anything not explicitly in writing and try to tack on bullshit fees and delays. But I have a feeling the answer there is :lolno: and she's doing this with Daddy's money, Hubby's money, kickstarter money, some Women Business grant, or otherwise money she otherwise won't be legally obligated to pay back when things go south; see wasting her goddamn Masters degree.

Also, "worked for years in the business"; what business? I mean "I've worked in a commerical kitchen doing pretty much exactly what I'm planning on doing" would probably silence most complaints. But my guess is she's either been waiting tables/tending bar through grad school, or making cakes and shit for bake sales and took the "this is so good you should do this for a living!" to heart after finding and working at a real job turned out to be all hard and shit.

But even if she is a kick ass baker who know how to set up and run a comerical kitchen with employees she's poaching I'm assuming from where she currently works (sure to endear to her to the owner) that doesn't mean she knows shit about Marketing, Managing Employees, dealing with supplies, customer relations, managing inconsistent cash flow, ... I mean, you don't need to be an expert in everything, but when those guys are "mansplaining" they are looking out for her and trying to keep you from making a bad choice.

The fact she can't convince them should tell her that maybe there is a flaw in her clever plan.

This is why I think everyone who wants to open a small business, even if they don't need a loan, should apply for one at a branch they don't know anyone at. If you can't convince a stanger, chances are good you've got a problem.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: gaaaayyyyyy on May 22, 2014, 12:08:43 AM
Quote
But my guess is she's either been waiting tables/tending bar through grad school, or making cakes and shit for bake sales and took the "this is so good you should do this for a living!" to heart after finding and working at a real job turned out to be all hard and shit.

From looking through her post history, this seems to be the underlying thought process.  It's basically a "quarter life crisis" situation where she hates the choices she has made, so a radical change is needed.  Unfortunately, the difference between that and mid-life crisis is that you have no money.  Good luck starting a bakery/restaurant unless you could comfortably take 30k+ onto your front lawn and burn it without losing everything in your life.

Given that SRS is middle class white women, i'm guessing her parents are going to give their special snowflake the money she needs to start the business.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: unprivsplain on May 22, 2014, 12:10:26 AM
Any friend who doesn't scrutinize a plan to open a restaurant isn't a friend. In fact, even a complete and total stranger would be correct as well.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: The Watcher on May 22, 2014, 12:27:40 AM
It's very telling that she posted this on SRS and not one of the business or entrepreneurial forums. We have created a generation that is afraid of criticism.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Ghostse on May 22, 2014, 12:47:24 AM
I do some community grilling, and I've had no less than 10 people, one of them a guy who has  set up (and sold) about 5 restaurants, tell me my BBQ is fucking delicious and I should open a restaurant. I tell them thanks, while inside going :lolno:. My shit is good, but its not commerically sustainable.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Hollywood Shabat Goy Yaro on May 22, 2014, 12:50:22 AM
Will this feminist run eatery "check the privilege" of their more melanin enriched customers when they don't leave a tip?  :adam:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: gaaaayyyyyy on May 22, 2014, 01:43:53 AM
It's very telling that she posted this on SRS on not one of the business or entrepreneurial forums. We have created a generation that is afraid of criticism.

When she inevitably fails, will she take a good hard long look at what led her to failure, or do you think she will double down on "straight white men caused me to fail with their naysaying, I need tumblr feminism even more"?
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: gaaaayyyyyy on May 22, 2014, 05:43:45 AM
Feminists in the ShitRedditSays hugbox are the gift that keeps on giving.   The latest is a fake medical practitioner complaining about another fake medical practitioner edging in on her territory.  Keep in mind when you read this that a doula is basically a birth logistical manager and the (non-required) training takes only 2 days.  It's also a place where homeopathic medicine practitioners inject bullshit.

I just found out a classmate of mine from high school is offering uncertified birth and postpartum doula services, plus "breastfeeding support." I am incredibly conflicted and wanted to vent.
http://www.reddit.com/r/SRSWomen/comments/266v5y/i_just_found_out_a_classmate_of_mine_from_high/


Quote
I'm currently training to be a birth doula. For me, this is an arduous, difficult journey, consisting of taking part in workshops with racist, homophobic, transphobic, and sexist women because birth is an industry heavily populated by privileged Christian women; reading hundreds of pages of literature, studies, and case studies; attending childbirth education; and becoming an official, certified doula through DONA International.
For her, it was as easy as creating a Facebook page with a hippy-ish name and running with it. She is not certified. She has not had training. Hell, I don't even know what she's read. But she's serving women in my community as a birth and postpartum doula, both of which require nearly years of work to achieve certification in, plus breastfeeding support -- which is a codeword for "uncertified lactation consulting." Lactation consultants make a fuck ton of money in the right settings because they require credits equivalent to Master's degrees in my area. And she hasn't even graduated from college.
This is a girl from a middle-class, privileged, straight, White, cisgender background. I strive to be a feminist doula, one who offers free abortion doula services, religiously follows Miriam Zoila Perez, and seeks education on every topic. I don't even have a backup doula or associated midwife yet because I haven't found one who I can trust to provide my clients with evidence-based science. The only midwife in my area is well-supported by the birth community even though she told her client to disregard all medical advice and led to a fetal demise in that patient, and then went on to tell another patient that her medical problems were due to twins even though it was a single pregnancy, not multiple.
I have no idea how to come out ahead of this. I'm not certified yet and I work, go to school, and intern at Planned Parenthood. I'm functionally homeless, living with my partner's parents who are readying for divorce, and my partner is constantly stressed and anxious because of untreated depression. To think that a privileged woman who has no experience with any sort of birth work can swoop in and literally make me feel insulted because she thinks it's as easy as creating a Facebook page makes me irrationally angry.
I just needed to vent. This came at an awful time and I'm just so stressed and angry because I can't do anything. I don't have a large Facebook so I can't tell people about the dangers of uncertified doulas. I can't reach out to her clients because that would be damaging to my reputation. This is bullshit, basically.

My bullshit operation is being undercut by another bullshit operation.  Even worse, it's run by a privileged person!  Help me tumblrinas!
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on May 22, 2014, 08:02:06 AM
Where do I sign up to become a professional Lactation Consultant?
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Merrypfeifengesicht on May 22, 2014, 01:05:53 PM
In one of the Shitredditsays hugbox subreddits for women, a woman thinks that people telling her not to open a restaurant are simply sexist:

I'm very excited to start a restaurant but I'm also terrified
http://www.reddit.com/r/SRSWomen/comments/262acb/im_very_excited_to_start_a_restaurant_but_im_also/

This one's great because she's the physical embodiment of the stereotype that women who ask men for help don't actually want them to logically analyze the problem and offer suggestions or solutions, they want emotional support. She's trying to be a strong womyn with her own business and is coming off like the shrill, know-it-all wife in a sitcom.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Autistic Yankee on May 22, 2014, 01:36:07 PM
In one of the Shitredditsays hugbox subreddits for women, a woman thinks that people telling her not to open a restaurant are simply sexist:

I'm very excited to start a restaurant but I'm also terrified
http://www.reddit.com/r/SRSWomen/comments/262acb/im_very_excited_to_start_a_restaurant_but_im_also/
Quote
I'm having confidence issues. I have an incredible team of people by my side. I know what to expect from the restaurant business and so does everyone involved.

I'm constantly being mansplained, however, about "what it takes" to make it. Despite the fact that I've worked years in this business. I have a BS and an MS (unrelated subjects) so I'm not an idiot.

I feel all of these added pressures because I'm a woman in a male dominated business. The area I live in also has a reputation for pretty outrageous sexism. When I talk to other women about my plan, they think it's great and are genuinely excited for me. When I talk to men about it, they want to dissect my plan, sometimes saying I need to rethink the entire thing. They even become angry when I politely stand by my plan. All of their "concerns" have exhaustively been discussed and I simply don't want to go into details with them about it.

I know that I make good, natural food. I know that there is a market for it. I know that I have everything I need. But at the same time, all of this condescension is dragging me down. I'm starting to self doubt, because why would so many people criticize me if they didn't have a point? But then I remind myself that it's only certain men doing this, plenty of intelligent and experienced people (whose opinions I respect) have told me it's a great idea.

I honestly don't think I would be feeling nearly this doubtful if I were a man... vent over.

Naturally reason gets thrown out the window in favor of a bunch of "you go girl!" nonsense.  Restaurants, and especially bakeries are a fucking nightmare to run.  The woman is doing it because she had a bad experience in her masters program.  She basically expects a relaxing life of waking up in the morning to bake quaint little snacks, while adoring customers come in and gush over how good they are.

I can't stand people who think like this.  All of the people shitting on her dream are people who probably care a lot about her and don't want her half-baked (lol) business idea destroying her finances/friendships for life and likely side-saddling her with some sort of pill/alcohol addiction as well. 

The restaurant business is filled with the graves of people who thought "I am a good cook, why don't I start a restaurant?"

Saying "I'm good at cooking, I should open up a restaurant!" is like saying "I'm good at arguing, I should be a lawyer!" or even worse "I'm good at playing videogames, I should be a programer!"

 :lolno: :lolno: :lolno:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: BubbaCat on May 22, 2014, 01:58:26 PM
In one of the Shitredditsays hugbox subreddits for women, a woman thinks that people telling her not to open a restaurant are simply sexist:

I'm very excited to start a restaurant but I'm also terrified
http://www.reddit.com/r/SRSWomen/comments/262acb/im_very_excited_to_start_a_restaurant_but_im_also/

This one's great because she's the physical embodiment of the stereotype that women who ask men for help don't actually want them to logically analyze the problem and offer suggestions or solutions, they want emotional support. She's trying to be a strong womyn with her own business and is coming off like the shrill, know-it-all wife in a sitcom.

You are either older like me and are/was happily married at some point; or you are gifted enough to have solved the woman enigma early via lots of reading or a wise male role model :lilal:. 

If you are single, you are probably the best friendzoned best friend a girl could ever ask for.  If you are in a relationship, you are probably somewhat happy unless your S.O. is batshit.  Either way, I was impressed by your post.
 :nixon: :reagan:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: armchair nazi on May 22, 2014, 02:43:45 PM
In one of the Shitredditsays hugbox subreddits for women, a woman thinks that people telling her not to open a restaurant are simply sexist:

I'm very excited to start a restaurant but I'm also terrified
http://www.reddit.com/r/SRSWomen/comments/262acb/im_very_excited_to_start_a_restaurant_but_im_also/

This one's great because she's the physical embodiment of the stereotype that women who ask men for help don't actually want them to logically analyze the problem and offer suggestions or solutions, they want emotional support. She's trying to be a strong womyn with her own business and is coming off like the shrill, know-it-all wife in a sitcom.

it also explains the bullshit glass ceiling and ban bossy garbage. "whaaah all my female coworkers think all the work i do is great, all the men have [legit] criticisms, why is business so misogynist  :goonette: "
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Elizabeth Warren Peace on May 22, 2014, 03:46:29 PM
/r/asktransgender is usually a depressing read, but this one is especially entitled:

http://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/267maz/working_on_a_project_proposal_to_provide_low/

Basically: sometimes when you shave your legs you fuck it up.  Normally people just shrug and move on.  Instead, a redditor is trying to get someone else to pay for free laser hair removal instead because of their human rights and freedoms etc.  Bonus, this person is homeless, broke, has severed from their family, and

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having to deal with chest hair and stuff as a woman should warrant having free treatments done no matter how thin it is

Honey biological women don't get away with that kind of talk c'mon now
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Frond Desert on May 22, 2014, 03:47:45 PM
Big fan of the username
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: gaaaayyyyyy on May 22, 2014, 07:51:02 PM
I am a woman (or a terrifying facsimile of one), I deserve stuff for free!

I don't understand why people think feminism is silly or unworkable  :goonette:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on May 22, 2014, 09:40:39 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/268qu9/play_sports_dont_watch_them/

LOL.  It's what a post about being "alpha" would look like at SA.  The envy reeks from this thread and you can tell that no one there is a former jock.  I had an inkling that this place was full of these types of men (you all know the type, the insufferable faggots who think they are above sports and nearly impossible to talk to about anything because their social skills suck. 
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: The Watcher on May 22, 2014, 09:49:37 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/268qu9/play_sports_dont_watch_them/

LOL.  It's what a post about being "alpha" would look like at SA.  The envy reeks from this thread and you can tell that no one there is a former jock.  I had an inkling that this place was full of these types of men (you all know the type, the insufferable faggots who think they are above sports and nearly impossible to talk to about anything because their social skills suck.
That place went from marginally decent advice to angsty teenage fuck you dad rage really fast.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on May 22, 2014, 10:29:47 PM
Yeah it did.  Sad thing is, the place is mostly right about women but the men there are mostly pathetic losers who got burned badly.  I also suspect most of the stories are "Shit that didn't happen.txt"
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: White Power Superhero on May 22, 2014, 11:45:22 PM
If those pathetic wastes of air knew anything about women they wouldn't sit in their parents' basements studying them like they're on the fuckin ISS or some shit
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: wimpb on May 23, 2014, 12:14:07 AM
thats sort of implying that they're above women looking down on them though

i think it's more like this guy: http://www.japancrush.com/2013/stories/man-arrested-for-hiding-in-gutter-to-peep-up-womens-skirts.html
(http://i1.wp.com/www.japancrush.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/rsz_man-hides-in-gutter-women-skirts-japan-02.jpg?resize=599%2C400)
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: The Floridian on May 23, 2014, 12:16:16 AM
thats sort of implying that they're above women looking down on them though

i think it's more like this guy: http://www.japancrush.com/2013/stories/man-arrested-for-hiding-in-gutter-to-peep-up-womens-skirts.html
(http://i1.wp.com/www.japancrush.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/rsz_man-hides-in-gutter-women-skirts-japan-02.jpg?resize=599%2C400)

lmfao If this isn't peak goonism then I don't know what is.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Carbpoole on May 23, 2014, 05:18:42 AM
http://www.reddit.com/r/SRSWomen/comments/266v5y/i_just_found_out_a_classmate_of_mine_from_high/
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transphobic, and sexist women because birth is an industry heavily populated by privileged Christian women;

This is a girl from a middle-class, privileged, straight, White, cisgender background.


Tranny, or in a relationship with a tranny.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: gaaaayyyyyy on May 23, 2014, 12:04:41 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/SRSWomen/comments/266v5y/i_just_found_out_a_classmate_of_mine_from_high/
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transphobic, and sexist women because birth is an industry heavily populated by privileged Christian women;

This is a girl from a middle-class, privileged, straight, White, cisgender background.


Tranny, or in a relationship with a tranny.

That would explain the extreme overcompensation when it comes to anything related to femininity or childbirth
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Death Camp for Cutie on May 23, 2014, 12:45:51 PM
All those people sound like types that would get pregnant just to have an abortion and shout about it from the mountaintops
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: White Power Superhero on June 02, 2014, 02:20:20 AM
How quickly do you think a post like this would get dogpiled and the user banned on SA?

http://www.reddit.com/r/vzla/comments/26wt8t/is_venezuela_that_dangerous_really/chv8bcn
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: The Floridian on June 02, 2014, 02:31:42 AM
How quickly do you think a post like this would get dogpiled and the user banned on SA?

http://www.reddit.com/r/vzla/comments/26wt8t/is_venezuela_that_dangerous_really/chv8bcn

In D&D you'd get banned for "dogwhistle racism" or some bullshit in addition to hordes of the internet marxists there proclaiming that Venezuela's socialist system has been "implemented in the wrong way", etc.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: unprivsplain on June 02, 2014, 08:47:39 AM
How quickly do you think a post like this would get dogpiled and the user banned on SA?

http://www.reddit.com/r/vzla/comments/26wt8t/is_venezuela_that_dangerous_really/chv8bcn
Someone did basically, and Owlbot (I think) accused to the person of being bourgeois scum since he spoke english and posted on the internet.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Drain The Swamp And Fill It With Piss on June 02, 2014, 09:47:28 AM
How quickly do you think a post like this would get dogpiled and the user banned on SA?

http://www.reddit.com/r/vzla/comments/26wt8t/is_venezuela_that_dangerous_really/chv8bcn

In D&D you'd get banned for "dogwhistle racism" or some bullshit in addition to hordes of the internet marxists there proclaiming that Venezuela's socialist system has been "implemented in the wrong way", etc.

I like to judge counties based on their culture value.  For example, I think Germany is pretty awesome because they have lots of interesting history, food, beer - it's a vibrant and dynamic society.  I can name German food or go to a restaurant and eat it without gagging (for the most part).  Taking a look at Venezuela. I can't name a single industry or cultural export of Venezuela.  I can't name a food that is special or particular to that country.  I can't order it in a restaurant, I don't know of any music they export, or a famous actor/actress from that shit-hole.  All I know about Venezuela is that it is a shitty, 3rd world, corrupt, "socialist utopia".

I guess I'm racist or ignorant, though, if I point out anything negative about a country  :jesse:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Drain The Swamp And Fill It With Piss on June 02, 2014, 09:55:46 AM
Me [21F] with my date [22 F] 2nd date, She is a M2F transexual and I am uncomfortable with something (http://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/23oied/me_21f_with_my_date_22_f_2nd_date_she_is_a_m2f/)

boy howdy i wonder what you could be uncomfortable with
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: 40k Scrotal Sacks on June 02, 2014, 10:10:55 AM
Where do they even find these people? Trannies are like, what, 0,02% of the population and somehow nerds still manage to pick them up somehow.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Drain The Swamp And Fill It With Piss on June 02, 2014, 10:22:14 AM
Where do they even find these people? Trannies are like, what, 0,02% of the population and somehow nerds still manage to pick them up somehow.

who else is going to go out with or have sex with redditors?  Or for that matter, who has standards low enough to have sex with a trans-sexual?
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: marlon perkins on June 02, 2014, 11:16:31 AM
Feminists in the ShitRedditSays hugbox are the gift that keeps on giving.   The latest is a fake medical practitioner complaining about another fake medical practitioner edging in on her territory.  Keep in mind when you read this that a doula is basically a birth logistical manager and the (non-required) training takes only 2 days.  It's also a place where homeopathic medicine practitioners inject bullshit.

I just found out a classmate of mine from high school is offering uncertified birth and postpartum doula services, plus "breastfeeding support." I am incredibly conflicted and wanted to vent.
http://www.reddit.com/r/SRSWomen/comments/266v5y/i_just_found_out_a_classmate_of_mine_from_high/


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I'm currently training to be a birth doula. For me, this is an arduous, difficult journey, consisting of taking part in workshops with racist, homophobic, transphobic, and sexist women because birth is an industry heavily populated by privileged Christian women; reading hundreds of pages of literature, studies, and case studies; attending childbirth education; and becoming an official, certified doula through DONA International.
For her, it was as easy as creating a Facebook page with a hippy-ish name and running with it. She is not certified. She has not had training. Hell, I don't even know what she's read. But she's serving women in my community as a birth and postpartum doula, both of which require nearly years of work to achieve certification in, plus breastfeeding support -- which is a codeword for "uncertified lactation consulting." Lactation consultants make a fuck ton of money in the right settings because they require credits equivalent to Master's degrees in my area. And she hasn't even graduated from college.
This is a girl from a middle-class, privileged, straight, White, cisgender background. I strive to be a feminist doula, one who offers free abortion doula services, religiously follows Miriam Zoila Perez, and seeks education on every topic. I don't even have a backup doula or associated midwife yet because I haven't found one who I can trust to provide my clients with evidence-based science. The only midwife in my area is well-supported by the birth community even though she told her client to disregard all medical advice and led to a fetal demise in that patient, and then went on to tell another patient that her medical problems were due to twins even though it was a single pregnancy, not multiple.
I have no idea how to come out ahead of this. I'm not certified yet and I work, go to school, and intern at Planned Parenthood. I'm functionally homeless, living with my partner's parents who are readying for divorce, and my partner is constantly stressed and anxious because of untreated depression. To think that a privileged woman who has no experience with any sort of birth work can swoop in and literally make me feel insulted because she thinks it's as easy as creating a Facebook page makes me irrationally angry.
I just needed to vent. This came at an awful time and I'm just so stressed and angry because I can't do anything. I don't have a large Facebook so I can't tell people about the dangers of uncertified doulas. I can't reach out to her clients because that would be damaging to my reputation. This is bullshit, basically.

My bullshit operation is being undercut by another bullshit operation.  Even worse, it's run by a privileged person!  Help me tumblrinas!

TIL "Abortion Doula" is a thing.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dr. Hatchet-Wound on June 02, 2014, 11:45:21 AM
Taking a look at Venezuela. I can't name a single industry or cultural export of Venezuela. 

I think they have lots of hot women. Maybe they'd like to get exported over here (to me) if you know what I mean. Have you ever seen a lady mentioned in the media  as being Venezuelan and she wasn't hot?
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Ghostse on June 02, 2014, 12:38:48 PM
Taking a look at Venezuela. I can't name a single industry or cultural export of Venezuela. 

I think they have lots of hot women. Maybe they'd like to get exported over here (to me) if you know what I mean. Have you ever seen a lady mentioned in the media  as being Venezuelan and she wasn't hot?

They have a fair amount. Columbia has the most hot women, thanks to the spanish raping the indian ugly out of locals. Venezuela was part of region Gran Columbia for a while, but the jungles were full of natives and the Spainards couldn't rape them all, not for lack of trying bless their hearts.

I think its mainly that if you're above a 7, you're going suck as much dick, pussy, neo vag, or armdong as it takes to get the fuck out of Venezuela.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: BubbaCat on June 02, 2014, 01:05:07 PM
but the jungles were full of natives and the Spainards couldn't rape them all, not for lack of trying bless their hearts.

This is so close to the cusp of mot.  I lol'd.  The phrasing was perfect. :reagan: :nixon:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Mullah Omar on June 02, 2014, 02:16:26 PM
Where do they even find these people? Trannies are like, what, 0,02% of the population and somehow nerds still manage to pick them up somehow.

It's because like gays, trannies try fuck everything that moves.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Drain The Swamp And Fill It With Piss on June 03, 2014, 01:16:50 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/274xsn/i_21mrecently_found_a_few_items_of_my_sos_21f/

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This is my second account that my girlfriend doesn't know about, but We've been dating for about a year and a half. We recently moved in together about a month ago, and all has been decently well.

I misplaced my wallet somewhere in the apartment I believe, and while looking for it I found a few items in our bedroom that is well..unlike her and disgusting.

Yesterday I was looking under the bed for something, and I saw what looked like candy under the bed, I was confused and hopped down, she got in my way and was acting very suspicious, rushing me out and locking the door. I finally got back in and she said she had a "gift for me in the bin" and that she had to hide it, I looked again and the "Candy" was gone. I didn't think much of it.

Today, I found the candy on the other side of the bed. It was a few large "nuggets" of human feces. It's not our cat's, as he is small, and it was way too big to be his, plus it didn't smell like cat feces. In my search for my wallet I also found a Gatorade bottle full of urine, not mine. It's definitely not Gatorade, and smelled like urine.

I don't know how to approach her about all of this, but it needs to be talked about. She's a recent college graduate, and works in business attire at both of her jobs. I would have never expected this from her, but it needs flushed out (Insert giggle here) into the open.

TL;DR Girlfriend hid poop and piss in our room and I don't know how to approach her about finding it.

Not wanting to give the impression that hiding poop in the bedroom is some kind of unusual circumstance for the girlfriends of reddit, here's a thread from the last few months talking about this guy's girlfriend hiding poop under his bed so she can masturbate with it (http://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/226b0f/update_i_30m_have_been_noticing_a_strange_smell)  Somehow, he needed time to think about whether or not he would stay with her, but at last update, was heavily learning toward

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Girlfriend has gone home and she said she will leave me alone for a few days while I think it over. To be honest I'm still pissed off about the poo on the carpet. I want to ask her to pay to get it steamed. Right now I think I'm still in shock and not really thinking about being "understanding" of her kink. Maybe I will start seeing the situation more rationally in a few hours

Asking her to pay to clean the carpet she's been wiping her poop-fingers on for months?  Kudos to the OP for taking a stand!

An interesting distinction between both threads is that in the first, where she is bottling poop and pee, most users advice the OP that this is probably indicative of a mental illness and that she may need help.  He confirms this by saying she had a really hard childhood.  In the second post, the one where

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It turns out she has a serious poop fetish. She doesn't want to do any stuff involving it with me, but only by herself. I think it's a masochistic thing.. but basically she waits until she needs to take a dump and then sticks her finger up her ass while she masturbates. She was hesitant to tell me this part but she goes on to smell it while she flicks her bean. She likes the danger element of it which is why she does it while I'm in the shower! And the grossest part is that she wipes it under the bed!

poster after poster, including the OP, struggle to wrap their head around her "kink" without "shaming".  Why one is a mental illness and needs treatment and the other should be embraced is beyond me, but i digress.  Anyway, posters in the poop-wiping-on-the-carpet thread really go out of their way to emphasize that her fetish isnt weird, but the way she handles it is "inappropriate":

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Holy shit, I can't believe it. It would be so simple to just have a couple of wet wipes in the bedroom or even just in her purse! Why in gods name would she clean herself on the carpet? This is just wrong and no one can blame you if you feel too uncomfortable with that.

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Wow. Okay. Well, everyone has their fetishes and that's cool, but wiping it under your bed (and not washing her hands?!) is totally, totally not cool. I would be so grossed out to find remnants of a partners poo hidden under my bed. And it would have been there for a couple of months now, ugh.

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Everyone is allowed to have their fetish and that's okay. It's cool that she was able to tell you about this. What is NOT cool is that she is wiping her feces on your carpet. How hard is it to go run for some Kleenex while you are in the shower, and then wipe your hands off on that when you're done, ball it up, throw it away then wash your hands in the sink somewhere else?

I would dump her for wiping her shit on your stuff, not her actual fetish.

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just ask her to do it in the shower where she can clean it up.
The bedroom has hygeine risks, unless she cleans everything after.

Finally, the top voted, #1 reply of the thread:

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My issue isn't so much with her fetish (perfectly normal people are into all sorts of crazy stuff), it's with how she's playing it out.

It's the utter disregard for your property - wiping her fingers(?) on the carpet.

It's the utter disregard for your physical health - her process until now creates a very unhealthy environment. Exposure to feces can cause all sorts of medical conditions.

It's the utter disregard for your mental health - essentially playing stupid while you KNOW you're smelling shit. This borders on gaslighting, if not actually crosses the line into it.

And finally, it's the utter disregard for consent - you have been an unwitting participant in her fetish, both by providing the space, the "means of disposal" (your carpet), AND by providing the "element of danger" by being in the shower.

I can "excuse" most of these by understanding that she is very ashamed of her fetish and has felt the need to hide it. I CAN'T come up with any truly rational justification for why a grown woman doesn't even so much as think to keep some Handy Wipes and hand sanitizer nearby, with perhaps a Ziploc for disposal of same... and instead wipes it on the carpet.

I'd also advise checking the underside of the bed, the underside of the mattress, etc. Basically, any under-surface within reach.

THAT'S the thing that really gets to me and makes me question whether or not this is salvageable and makes me lean towards "no" - the utter lack of forethought, and the complete lack of respect for you or your property.

I'd like to suggest, however, that if you're so inclined, you do this woman a kindness... especially if you do break up with her. Two kindnesses, actually. First, give her a link to FetLife
 
so she can explore her kink with some people who share it (and learn how to not destroy someone else's property in the process, damnit!). Second, no matter how tempting it may be, please don't tell anyone about her fetish. Nothing good can come of that, only harm and degradation. Don't be that person who knowingly sets out to hurt someone else. What she did was atrocious, no doubt, but setting out to punish her - which would certainly hurt her - by telling people doesn't JUST hurt her, it turns you into the kind of person who would knowingly, willfully and maliciously hurt another person. Let it go, because of who YOU are, not because of her.

See, it's OK that she has a fetish where she plays with her poop, but it isn't O.K. that she does so unhygienically.  OP needs to draw lines somewhere without kink-shaming.  If the OP does break up with her (for other reasons, because kink-shaming is an oppressive reason), he should be kind enough to inform her about Fetlife, where she'll be accepted and able to find other like-minded, open individuals.

So, reddit, pee and poop: mental illness (if you bottle it), cool fetish (if you masturbate with it).
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Black Gardener on June 03, 2014, 03:41:28 PM
Are people not toilet training the next generation now?  Are we going the way of India?

"Hey maybe you should put human waste where it belongs?"  :hank:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Ghostse on June 03, 2014, 03:47:19 PM
:chank:

Well there was that one shit eating tranny.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Drain The Swamp And Fill It With Piss on June 03, 2014, 04:03:46 PM
i actually think it speaks to how completely destroyed standards and norms are in our society as a result of SJWs.  Like, twenty, even ten year ago, it was completely acceptable to break up with someone, male or female, because they were "crazy".  You didnt need anymore of an explanation than that - "crazy" could be code-word for OCD, fighting all the time, inappropriate, moving too quickly, whatever.

Now, in 2014, one must hesitate and post a thread asking for advice when the person they live with is pooping under the bed.  They ask "Is it O.K. with me to break up with this person?" because they are literally afraid of being judged negatively by others  - can't call this bitch crazy because crazy is a loaded term that will bring out the SJWs telling us that historically, that word has been used to demean women.  The poster needed another reason to break up with someone for pooping under his bed because he doesn't want to kink shame.

I can't imagine a more clear line in the sand for a well-adjusted individual - like playing with your poop or hiding it under my fucking bed? Smearing it into the carpet?

 :alex: :alex:  get the fuck out.   :alex: :alex:

Nope, I gotta post about it first - should I really be that upset in this age of tolerance and understanding?
 :say:
 :christina:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Ghostse on June 03, 2014, 04:14:27 PM
i actually think it speaks to how completely destroyed standards and norms are in our society as a result of SJWs.  Like, twenty, even ten year ago, it was completely acceptable to break up with someone, male or female, because they were "crazy".  You didnt need anymore of an explanation than that - "crazy" could be code-word for OCD, fighting all the time, inappropriate, moving too quickly, whatever.

Now, in 2014, one must hesitate and post a thread asking for advice when the person they live with is pooping under the bed.  They ask "Is it O.K. with me to break up with this person?" because they are literally afraid of being judged negatively by others  - can't call this bitch crazy because crazy is a loaded term that will bring out the SJWs telling us that historically, that word has been used to demean women.  The poster needed another reason to break up with someone for pooping under his bed because he doesn't want to kink shame.

I can't imagine a more clear line in the sand for a well-adjusted individual - like playing with your poop or hiding it under my fucking bed? Smearing it into the carpet?

 :alex: :alex:  get the fuck out.   :alex: :alex:

Nope, I gotta post about it first - should I really be that upset in this age of tolerance and understanding?
 :say:
 :christina:

Ok, quick question.

Sophie Turner and Scarlett Johansson want to move in with you. They have promised to cook you dinner, make lunch on weekends, and provide you on-demand blowjobs, as well as engaging in threesomes with you minimum once per day. The only downside is they will shit on your floor and hide it under your bed. Do you take this deal?
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Drain The Swamp And Fill It With Piss on June 03, 2014, 04:20:52 PM
i actually think it speaks to how completely destroyed standards and norms are in our society as a result of SJWs.  Like, twenty, even ten year ago, it was completely acceptable to break up with someone, male or female, because they were "crazy".  You didnt need anymore of an explanation than that - "crazy" could be code-word for OCD, fighting all the time, inappropriate, moving too quickly, whatever.

Now, in 2014, one must hesitate and post a thread asking for advice when the person they live with is pooping under the bed.  They ask "Is it O.K. with me to break up with this person?" because they are literally afraid of being judged negatively by others  - can't call this bitch crazy because crazy is a loaded term that will bring out the SJWs telling us that historically, that word has been used to demean women.  The poster needed another reason to break up with someone for pooping under his bed because he doesn't want to kink shame.

I can't imagine a more clear line in the sand for a well-adjusted individual - like playing with your poop or hiding it under my fucking bed? Smearing it into the carpet?

 :alex: :alex:  get the fuck out.   :alex: :alex:

Nope, I gotta post about it first - should I really be that upset in this age of tolerance and understanding?
 :say:
 :christina:

Ok, quick question.

Sophie Turner and Scarlett Johansson want to move in with you. They have promised to cook you dinner, make lunch on weekends, and provide you on-demand blowjobs, as well as engaging in threesomes with you minimum once per day. The only downside is they will shit on your floor and hide it under your bed. Do you take this deal?

short of one of my kids turning out retarded or my wife or I getting into a horrific accident that left us functionally retarded, there is absolutely no way I'm living with anyone who hides their shit under my bed
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: The Floridian on June 03, 2014, 04:35:03 PM
Ok, quick question.

Sophie Turner and Scarlett Johansson want to move in with you. They have promised to cook you dinner, make lunch on weekends, and provide you on-demand blowjobs, as well as engaging in threesomes with you minimum once per day. The only downside is they will shit on your floor and hide it under your bed. Do you take this deal?

Sure, I'd make them clean it up each time.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Ghostse on June 03, 2014, 04:38:58 PM
Ok, quick question.

Sophie Turner and Scarlett Johansson want to move in with you. They have promised to cook you dinner, make lunch on weekends, and provide you on-demand blowjobs, as well as engaging in threesomes with you minimum once per day. The only downside is they will shit on your floor and hide it under your bed. Do you take this deal?

Sure, I'd make them clean it up each time.

They'll clean it up, but it has to sit there minimum of 48 hours. Still in?
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: asdf on June 03, 2014, 04:42:58 PM
i actually think it speaks to how completely destroyed standards and norms are in our society as a result of SJWs.  Like, twenty, even ten year ago, it was completely acceptable to break up with someone, male or female, because they were "crazy".  You didnt need anymore of an explanation than that - "crazy" could be code-word for OCD, fighting all the time, inappropriate, moving too quickly, whatever.

Now, in 2014, one must hesitate and post a thread asking for advice when the person they live with is pooping under the bed.  They ask "Is it O.K. with me to break up with this person?" because they are literally afraid of being judged negatively by others  - can't call this bitch crazy because crazy is a loaded term that will bring out the SJWs telling us that historically, that word has been used to demean women.  The poster needed another reason to break up with someone for pooping under his bed because he doesn't want to kink shame.

I can't imagine a more clear line in the sand for a well-adjusted individual - like playing with your poop or hiding it under my fucking bed? Smearing it into the carpet?

 :alex: :alex:  get the fuck out.   :alex: :alex:

Nope, I gotta post about it first - should I really be that upset in this age of tolerance and understanding?
 :say:
 :christina:

rest assured that the vast majority of humans would not need to post on the internet about it before breaking up with a shit lover
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Tranny Feet on June 03, 2014, 07:28:01 PM
If it were Sophie Turner and Scarlett Johansson moving in with me and making me dinner and lunch, then they wouldn't need to shit on the floor; just plate those babies up or spread them on some rye.

 :jesse:

Quote from: Grover In The House
i actually think it speaks to how completely destroyed standards and norms are in our society as a result of SJWs.  Like, twenty, even ten year ago, it was completely acceptable to break up with someone, male or female, because they were "crazy".  You didnt need anymore of an explanation than that - "crazy" could be code-word for OCD, fighting all the time, inappropriate, moving too quickly, whatever.

Nah. This still happens with 99.99% of people. It's just the dickheads on reddit that think it's acceptable or tipe-toe around it. Your average non-narcissistic, non-internet obsessed Joe would be out the door.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: The Floridian on June 03, 2014, 08:24:50 PM
Ok, quick question.

Sophie Turner and Scarlett Johansson want to move in with you. They have promised to cook you dinner, make lunch on weekends, and provide you on-demand blowjobs, as well as engaging in threesomes with you minimum once per day. The only downside is they will shit on your floor and hide it under your bed. Do you take this deal?

Sure, I'd make them clean it up each time.

They'll clean it up, but it has to sit there minimum of 48 hours. Still in?

I would watch them both take a shit on the floor.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Autistic Yankee on June 03, 2014, 08:58:09 PM
Taking a look at Venezuela. I can't name a single industry or cultural export of Venezuela. 

I think they have lots of hot women. Maybe they'd like to get exported over here (to me) if you know what I mean. Have you ever seen a lady mentioned in the media  as being Venezuelan and she wasn't hot?

They have a fair amount. Columbia has the most hot women, thanks to the spanish raping the indian ugly out of locals. Venezuela was part of region Gran Columbia for a while, but the jungles were full of natives and the Spainards couldn't rape them all, not for lack of trying bless their hearts.

I think its mainly that if you're above a 7, you're going suck as much dick, pussy, neo vag, or armdong as it takes to get the fuck out of Venezuela.

This is true.  Colombians are probably the hottest South Americans.  I've been there several times.  It's actually a nice place to visit these days.  Waaaay nicer than Mexico anyways.  Ten years ago the opposite was true.



Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Ghostse on June 04, 2014, 03:53:28 AM
Ok, quick question.

Sophie Turner and Scarlett Johansson want to move in with you. They have promised to cook you dinner, make lunch on weekends, and provide you on-demand blowjobs, as well as engaging in threesomes with you minimum once per day. The only downside is they will shit on your floor and hide it under your bed. Do you take this deal?

Sure, I'd make them clean it up each time.

They'll clean it up, but it has to sit there minimum of 48 hours. Still in?

I would watch them both take a shit on the floor.

You aren't GitH, but my point is for these internet weirdos, having a girlfriend who has sex with them is pretty much around "Sophie and Scarlett being my live in sex slaves" levels of incredible good fortune, and it difficult to give that up over something as minor as a little poo on the carpet.

For people with self respect, however, the choice is pretty simple. Bang them one last time, at their place, and then say we need to break up. Yes, its about the poo thing
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: post holidays regrets on June 04, 2014, 05:22:47 AM
                                  Hey babe, take a look under the bed
                                                              :say:
(http://i.imgur.com/7LKClRQ.png)
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Drain The Swamp And Fill It With Piss on June 04, 2014, 10:09:39 AM
Ok, quick question.

Sophie Turner and Scarlett Johansson want to move in with you. They have promised to cook you dinner, make lunch on weekends, and provide you on-demand blowjobs, as well as engaging in threesomes with you minimum once per day. The only downside is they will shit on your floor and hide it under your bed. Do you take this deal?

Sure, I'd make them clean it up each time.

They'll clean it up, but it has to sit there minimum of 48 hours. Still in?

I would watch them both take a shit on the floor.

You aren't GitH, but my point is for these internet weirdos, having a girlfriend who has sex with them is pretty much around "Sophie and Scarlett being my live in sex slaves" levels of incredible good fortune, and it difficult to give that up over something as minor as a little poo on the carpet.

For people with self respect, however, the choice is pretty simple. Bang them one last time, at their place, and then say we need to break up. Yes, its about the poo thing

dont' forget to let them know about fetlife.com when you do!
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Ghostse on June 04, 2014, 12:55:35 PM
Also, as to my answer to my own question:
Totally on board with minimal hesitation. You can buy new carpet and sleep on the couch for a few years.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on June 04, 2014, 01:06:37 PM
lol the mental gymnastics and relationship lawyering going on in that thread.

it's not ok to break up with your girlfriend because she masturbates with her fecal matter, that's kinkshaming you bigot. however, wiping poop fingers on the carpet is not acceptable under dating statute 47c, upkeep of shared property, so you are free to sever the contract under that clause.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on June 04, 2014, 09:33:15 PM
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Everyone is allowed to have their fetish and that's okay.
:bunker:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: White Power Superhero on June 05, 2014, 12:19:44 AM
Hey goons, the OP of this thread has links to a really cool SJ summit talking issues surrounding the North Korean conflict, featuring female North Korean defectors. All of you are jobless and have your parents' money, and go on and on about social justice, why not add this to your list of things to ignore in favour of video game women and horrible troon "women" fashion threads?

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/27c3sc/i_am_joo_yang_a_north_korean_defector_ama/
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Ghostse on June 05, 2014, 01:44:02 AM
Hey goons, the OP of this thread has links to a really cool SJ summit talking issues surrounding the North Korean conflict, featuring female North Korean defectors. All of you are jobless and have your parents' money, and go on and on about social justice, why not add this to your list of things to ignore in favour of video game women and horrible troon "women" fashion threads?

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/27c3sc/i_am_joo_yang_a_north_korean_defector_ama/

But why would you ever leave the socialist mecca of North Korea? Obviously she has internalied misogeny and is a tool of the capitalist oppressors.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: ompb on June 05, 2014, 01:49:14 AM
:stewart:   


"Joo"
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: gaaaayyyyyy on June 05, 2014, 07:34:01 AM
Hey goons, the OP of this thread has links to a really cool SJ summit talking issues surrounding the North Korean conflict, featuring female North Korean defectors. All of you are jobless and have your parents' money, and go on and on about social justice, why not add this to your list of things to ignore in favour of video game women and horrible troon "women" fashion threads?

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/27c3sc/i_am_joo_yang_a_north_korean_defector_ama/

But why would you ever leave the socialist mecca of North Korea? Obviously she has internalied misogeny and is a tool of the capitalist oppressors.

She is a privileged member of society because she speaks English and I am fucking shaking thinking about how her testimony will hurt the cause of worldwide videogame socialism.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: post holidays regrets on June 05, 2014, 07:38:02 AM
worldwide videogame socialism.

Possible new user name
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Merrypfeifengesicht on June 05, 2014, 09:35:34 AM
But why would you ever leave the socialist mecca of North Korea? Obviously she has internalied misogeny and is a tool of the capitalist oppressors.

Uh I think you'll find that the DPRK revised their constitution in 1998 and removed references to Marxism-Leninism and so they totally don't count.
:goonsay:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Merrypfeifengesicht on June 05, 2014, 11:01:13 AM
THIS IS WHAT SHITLIBS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

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You need to consider a few of things before you just blame Obama. First, we haven't really seen a massive government rollout of a major new initiative like ACA since Social Security or Medicare were rolled out. It's a hefty piece of legislation. Also, the rollout was completely fine in most States that accepted the law and built their own exchanges. The healthcare.gov site had to accommodate all the Republican-run States that wanted nothing to do with Obamacare.

As for VA, yes there are problems in some areas and they should be dealt with. But again, this is a big program that is not completely failing to provide care, just failing in some areas. Could some of that, perhaps, be two poorly considered wars that are returning our men and women to us more traumatized than in any previous wars, requiring considerably more care than we've seen, even from Vietnam?

Sure, we need these programs to be better. But when the guy in office is getting less than zero support from 1/3 of the government, it's amazing we don't have more things going wrong. And you never hear about what is going right. For example that prisoner exchange recently. Sure, great to have our serviceman back, but I think it was also a way to try to empty Guantanamo a bit at a time. Congress won't fund or even deal with Guantanamo, but Obama managed to get rid of 5 detainees. Sneaky and smart.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Drain The Swamp And Fill It With Piss on June 05, 2014, 11:36:39 AM
THIS IS WHAT SHITLIBS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

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You need to consider a few of things before you just blame Obama. First, we haven't really seen a massive government rollout of a major new initiative like ACA since Social Security or Medicare were rolled out. It's a hefty piece of legislation. Also, the rollout was completely fine in most States that accepted the law and built their own exchanges. The healthcare.gov site had to accommodate all the Republican-run States that wanted nothing to do with Obamacare.

As for VA, yes there are problems in some areas and they should be dealt with. But again, this is a big program that is not completely failing to provide care, just failing in some areas. Could some of that, perhaps, be two poorly considered wars that are returning our men and women to us more traumatized than in any previous wars, requiring considerably more care than we've seen, even from Vietnam?

Sure, we need these programs to be better. But when the guy in office is getting less than zero support from 1/3 of the government, it's amazing we don't have more things going wrong. And you never hear about what is going right. For example that prisoner exchange recently. Sure, great to have our serviceman back, but I think it was also a way to try to empty Guantanamo a bit at a time. Congress won't fund or even deal with Guantanamo, but Obama managed to get rid of 5 detainees. Sneaky and smart.

its funny that everything always comes back to "WELL, IT COULD BE WORSE" and then they proceed to talk make excuses for why it isnt better

remember the time democrats controlled the house under bush  for four years
remember when newt gingrich was the speaker of the house under clinton
remember the divided government that Bush Sr. had to deal with?
remember how regan had to deal with a democratically controlled house?
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Ghostse on June 05, 2014, 01:11:54 PM
THIS IS WHAT SHITLIBS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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Sure, we need these programs to be better. But when the guy in office is getting less than zero support from 1/3 of the government, it's amazing we don't have more things going wrong. And you never hear about what is going right. For example that prisoner exchange recently. Sure, great to have our serviceman back, but I think it was also a way to try to empty Guantanamo a bit at a time. Congress won't fund or even deal with Guantanamo, but Obama managed to get rid of 5 detainees. Sneaky and smart.

Jesus Christ.

There are people in Gitmo in legit shitty situations. Example, they have some chinese muslims who everyone pretty much agrees were not terrorists and picked up by mistake, but if they send them home they will pretty much be snatched up by the chinese government and tortured for reals. There are also low level thugs that you put them in an area away from their contacts and have the police keep an eye on them every now and then, and they can't do shit.
If Obama had released dudes like that, it would be a smart move.

The 5 boyfuckers obama released so we could get back a shitbag deserter were higher level dudes who gave orders. And while they're physically separated from their former allies, they can now communicate with them and get right back to giving orders.

Jesus fucking christ obama. It started with the fucking Russia spies he busted and just sent back. I'd swear he was a Manchurian candidate sent to destroy the US from within if he wasn't such a fuck up.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: BubbaCat on June 05, 2014, 01:30:30 PM
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but I think it was also a way to try to empty Guantanamo a bit at a time. Congress won't fund or even deal with Guantanamo, but Obama managed to get rid of 5 detainees. Sneaky and smart.

This cannot be real.  :jesse:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: unprivsplain on June 05, 2014, 01:41:17 PM
Is VA hospitals being shit a new thing? My family was talking about how terrible they were 20 years ago.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: BubbaCat on June 05, 2014, 01:50:05 PM
Is VA hospitals being shit a new thing? My family was talking about how terrible they were 20 years ago.

They have always been terrible overall.  But they had several deaths recently due to not providing care in a timely manner, and it was swept up by the media and made a hot topic.  A personal example, my father is a vet and had major kidney stones for almost two years that had him pissing blod half of that time.  They kept stenting him, and sending him away, while saying that the wait for an operation to remove the stones would be 9-12 months minimum.  All the while his kidneys are being scarred and eventually will suffer necrosis.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Drain The Swamp And Fill It With Piss on June 05, 2014, 02:18:45 PM
THIS IS WHAT SHITLIBS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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Sure, we need these programs to be better. But when the guy in office is getting less than zero support from 1/3 of the government, it's amazing we don't have more things going wrong. And you never hear about what is going right. For example that prisoner exchange recently. Sure, great to have our serviceman back, but I think it was also a way to try to empty Guantanamo a bit at a time. Congress won't fund or even deal with Guantanamo, but Obama managed to get rid of 5 detainees. Sneaky and smart.

Jesus Christ.

There are people in Gitmo in legit shitty situations. Example, they have some chinese muslims who everyone pretty much agrees were not terrorists and picked up by mistake, but if they send them home they will pretty much be snatched up by the chinese government and tortured for reals. There are also low level thugs that you put them in an area away from their contacts and have the police keep an eye on them every now and then, and they can't do shit.
If Obama had released dudes like that, it would be a smart move.

The 5 boyfuckers obama released so we could get back a shitbag deserter were higher level dudes who gave orders. And while they're physically separated from their former allies, they can now communicate with them and get right back to giving orders.

Jesus fucking christ obama. It started with the fucking Russia spies he busted and just sent back. I'd swear he was a Manchurian candidate sent to destroy the US from within if he wasn't such a fuc up.

1) these are Taliban, not alqeda, fighters. theyre not giving orders to anyone
2) they were scheduled for release in the next six months anyway
3) what else do you suggest we do with them, and the rest of the dudes at Gitmo?
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Ghostse on June 05, 2014, 02:42:27 PM
Look shitlord, Obama's dick is made of chocolate and tastes great.

1) these are Taliban, not alqeda, fighters. theyre not giving orders to anyone

:tom:

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2) they were scheduled for release in the next six months anyway

I see nothing about that. All the DOD stuff recommends they continue to be held.

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3) what else do you suggest we do with them, and the rest of the dudes at Gitmo?

Pork bullet firing squad
Its a difficult situation, but dudes who still command influence and are not our friends need to be kept away from where they can give orders - that's the point here. Even if they are kept in Qatar, there is a Taliban embassy there, where they can start getting back into the swing of things and provide support to a resurging Taliban. Though it seems like one of the dudes is probably going to end up in Belgium.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Drain The Swamp And Fill It With Piss on June 05, 2014, 03:45:21 PM
Look shitlord, Obama's dick is made of chocolate and tastes great.

1) these are Taliban, not alqeda, fighters. theyre not giving orders to anyone

:tom:

sorry you dont know the difference.  the extent of your understanding seems to hard-stop at "all brown people are sand-niggers"

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2) they were scheduled for release in the next six months anyway

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I see nothing about that. All the DOD stuff recommends they continue to be held.

Didn't look very hard http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/first-read/what-bergdahl-story-really-about-gitmo-n123391
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Lost in all the back-and-forth over Bowe Bergahl -- Was he a deserter? Did the Obama administration break the law? Why did some conservatives once demand his release and now oppose it? And was Bergdahl even worth it? -- comes this more important question: What does this all mean for the military prison at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba? To us, that’s the big story that many are missing here. Yesterday in her press briefing, State Department spokeswoman Marie Harf suggested something ON THE RECORD that had been hinted at OFF THE RECORD or ON BACKGROUND for days: that the five Taliban prisoners who were released in exchange for Bergdahl were probably going to be released anyway, because they weren’t among those who were slated for prosecution. “There are three buckets of people in Guantanamo that remain,” Harf said. “There are those who are approved for transfer. That’s 78. There are about 30 who have been referred for prosecution in some way. These five are in that middle bucket and were unlikely -- might have been, but unlikely -- to be added to the group that was going to be referred for prosecution. So it is quite likely that eventually, in line with our commitment to close Guantanamo Bay, they would be transferred.” Harf said later, “We should get something for them.”


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3) what else do you suggest we do with them, and the rest of the dudes at Gitmo?
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Pork bullet firing squad
Its a difficult situation, but dudes who still command influence and are not our friends need to be kept away from where they can give orders - that's the point here. Even if they are kept in Qatar, there is a Taliban embassy there, where they can start getting back into the swing of things and provide support to a resurging Taliban. Though it seems like one of the dudes is probably going to end up in Belgium.

You know, I get emails from my crazy Tea Party-supporting Uncle about shooting them with pork bullets so they can't get into heaven.  Pretty goony.  I also notice you also didn't say what we actually should do with them.

edit: so you do a prisoner swap for five guys that were going to be let go anyway.  Obama is a terrible President, but I'd rather we be mad about the things he's actually fucked up (no shortage there!) instead of trying to make hay out of bullshit
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Professor of Niggerology on June 05, 2014, 04:18:18 PM
Look shitlord, Obama's dick is made of chocolate and tastes great.

1) these are Taliban, not alqeda, fighters. theyre not giving orders to anyone

:tom:

sorry you dont know the difference.  the extent of your understanding seems to hard-stop at "all brown people are sand-niggers"

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2) they were scheduled for release in the next six months anyway

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I see nothing about that. All the DOD stuff recommends they continue to be held.

Didn't look very hard http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/first-read/what-bergdahl-story-really-about-gitmo-n123391
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Lost in all the back-and-forth over Bowe Bergahl -- Was he a deserter? Did the Obama administration break the law? Why did some conservatives once demand his release and now oppose it? And was Bergdahl even worth it? -- comes this more important question: What does this all mean for the military prison at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba? To us, that’s the big story that many are missing here. Yesterday in her press briefing, State Department spokeswoman Marie Harf suggested something ON THE RECORD that had been hinted at OFF THE RECORD or ON BACKGROUND for days: that the five Taliban prisoners who were released in exchange for Bergdahl were probably going to be released anyway, because they weren’t among those who were slated for prosecution. “There are three buckets of people in Guantanamo that remain,” Harf said. “There are those who are approved for transfer. That’s 78. There are about 30 who have been referred for prosecution in some way. These five are in that middle bucket and were unlikely -- might have been, but unlikely -- to be added to the group that was going to be referred for prosecution. So it is quite likely that eventually, in line with our commitment to close Guantanamo Bay, they would be transferred.” Harf said later, “We should get something for them.”


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3) what else do you suggest we do with them, and the rest of the dudes at Gitmo?
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Pork bullet firing squad
Its a difficult situation, but dudes who still command influence and are not our friends need to be kept away from where they can give orders - that's the point here. Even if they are kept in Qatar, there is a Taliban embassy there, where they can start getting back into the swing of things and provide support to a resurging Taliban. Though it seems like one of the dudes is probably going to end up in Belgium.

You know, I get emails from my crazy Tea Party-supporting Uncle about shooting them with pork bullets so they can't get into heaven.  Pretty goony.  I also notice you also didn't say what we actually should do with them.

edit: so you do a prisoner swap for five guys that were going to be let go anyway.  Obama is a terrible President, but I'd rather we be mad about the things he's actually fucked up (no shortage there!) instead of trying to make hay out of bullshit
all browns are sand niggers
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Ghostse on June 05, 2014, 05:56:52 PM
Look shitlord, Obama's dick is made of chocolate and tastes great.

1) these are Taliban, not alqeda, fighters. theyre not giving orders to anyone

:tom:

sorry you dont know the difference.  the extent of your understanding seems to hard-stop at "all brown people are sand-niggers"

Ok, lemme try this another way.
The Taliban, who are Hard Line Islamists, are rebuilding strength in Afghanistan. They have strong ties and a lot of mutual interests with Al Queda. They had a good overlap before but currently with Western troops in Iraq, their interests are pretty much overlapping. The Taliban are stilling launching assaults and bombings in both Afghanistan and Pakistan. The only difference between the two organizations at this point is that the Taliban haven't exported their fight beyond their own little sandnigger shithole, and Al Queda really has only managed to export their jihad because they coopt the efforts made by various local groups.

So these dudes coming back into play are former Taliban officials, with varying degrees of competence and still retain a fair bit of pull. This means bad things for the security for people in Afghanistan who don't think hardline enforcement of Sharia Law as defined by the Taliban is the best thing ever. Inside Afghanistan, at this point in time, the Taliban are a bigger threat than Al Queda, and that is why Tom is laughing his ass off at you being a fucking retard thinking that the Taliban getting back guys with pull and experience won't cause problems.

And as an aside, all brown people are sand niggers. Except the ones that are actual niggers, of course. edit: Oh and the spics.


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Didn't look very hard http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/first-read/what-bergdahl-story-really-about-gitmo-n123391
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Lost in all the back-and-forth over Bowe Bergahl -- Was he a deserter? Did the Obama administration break the law? Why did some conservatives once demand his release and now oppose it? And was Bergdahl even worth it? -- comes this more important question: What does this all mean for the military prison at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba? To us, that’s the big story that many are missing here. Yesterday in her press briefing, State Department spokeswoman Marie Harf suggested something ON THE RECORD that had been hinted at OFF THE RECORD or ON BACKGROUND for days: that the five Taliban prisoners who were released in exchange for Bergdahl were probably going to be released anyway, because they weren’t among those who were slated for prosecution. “There are three buckets of people in Guantanamo that remain,” Harf said. “There are those who are approved for transfer. That’s 78. There are about 30 who have been referred for prosecution in some way. These five are in that middle bucket and were unlikely -- might have been, but unlikely -- to be added to the group that was going to be referred for prosecution. So it is quite likely that eventually, in line with our commitment to close Guantanamo Bay, they would be transferred.” Harf said later, “We should get something for them.”

So what I'm reading is that the DOD thought they were still shitbags, but didn't think they could have made a prosecutable case (or probably for these 5, never offered direct support to bin Laden or directly attacked America). They probably would have been released when Obama finally gets around to closing gitmo. Not "These guys were going to be in the wind in 6 months" its "They most likely wouldn't rank a trial, or they don't think they could make anything stick, so probably would have been let go when Obama decides to make good on his first term promise to close Gitmo".

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You know, I get emails from my crazy Tea Party-supporting Uncle about shooting them with pork bullets so they can't get into heaven.  Pretty goony.  I also notice you also didn't say what we actually should do with them.

edit: so you do a prisoner swap for five guys that were going to be let go anyway.  Obama is a terrible President, but I'd rather we be mad about the things he's actually fucked up (no shortage there!) instead of trying to make hay out of bullshit

the pork bullets was facetious. I've said for the last 3 posts that there are dudes who shouldn't be there, but there's really no good way to send them somewhere else.

I have no fucking clue what we should do with them, other than not let them hook back up with their friends who are currently launching bombings and ambushes in Afghanistan. Hell, not closing the prison is one of the few smart things I'd say Obama has done, and I took as a hopeful sign that he wasn't completely retarded and could realize "Shit, this is difficult and needs a careful approach". I don't know, go make them live with the Amish.

A one-for-one exchange wouldn't have been bad. I'd say any one of those guys on the list to get that shitbrick back to face hanging* for desertion would be a fair deal. But 5? Jesus.


*I doubt faggot will even face a full life term let alone the noose his faggot ass deserves for 6 deaths, but we can dream.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dr. Hatchet-Wound on June 05, 2014, 07:28:56 PM
all brown people are sand niggers. Except the ones that are actual niggers, of course. edit: Oh and the spics.

curry-niggers/elephant-riders/push-starts. (their 1%ers who rule over there or do the needful coding things over here are all right by me though.)
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: wimpb on June 05, 2014, 10:47:36 PM
i believe they were going to experiment with burning them to death but before they could do that the cubans complained it would smell too much
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: The Floridian on June 06, 2014, 03:41:46 AM
http://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalDiscussion/comments/27ef7u/when_is_the_last_time_youve_changed_your_mind_on/

Thread in /r/PoliticalDiscussion with posters providing detailed effortposts describing positions they've had in partisan politics that have changed over the years (both left & right on issues like Gun control, gay marriage, etc.) in a civil manner without any flamewars involved. This would never fucking happen in D&D or SA as whole now these days.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: White Power Superhero on June 06, 2014, 12:52:40 PM
Even Christian Republicans are posting and having respectful (both from and toward them) debate.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Drain The Swamp And Fill It With Piss on June 06, 2014, 02:11:48 PM
Look shitlord, Obama's dick is made of chocolate and tastes great.

1) these are Taliban, not alqeda, fighters. theyre not giving orders to anyone

:tom:

sorry you dont know the difference.  the extent of your understanding seems to hard-stop at "all brown people are sand-niggers"

Ok, lemme try this another way.
The Taliban, who are Hard Line Islamists, are rebuilding strength in Afghanistan. They have strong ties and a lot of mutual interests with Al Queda. They had a good overlap before but currently with Western troops in Iraq, their interests are pretty much overlapping. The Taliban are stilling launching assaults and bombings in both Afghanistan and Pakistan. The only difference between the two organizations at this point is that the Taliban haven't exported their fight beyond their own little sandnigger shithole, and Al Queda really has only managed to export their jihad because they coopt the efforts made by various local groups.

So these dudes coming back into play are former Taliban officials, with varying degrees of competence and still retain a fair bit of pull. This means bad things for the security for people in Afghanistan who don't think hardline enforcement of Sharia Law as defined by the Taliban is the best thing ever. Inside Afghanistan, at this point in time, the Taliban are a bigger threat than Al Queda, and that is why Tom is laughing his ass off at you being a fucking retard thinking that the Taliban getting back guys with pull and experience won't cause problems.

And as an aside, all brown people are sand niggers. Except the ones that are actual niggers, of course. edit: Oh and the spics.

Actually, the Taliban and AlQaeda do NOT see eye-to-eye on a lot, and that's been documented time and again:

http://www.thenation.com/blog/160681/taliban-not-al-qaeda
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Kuehn points out that the Taliban and Al Qaeda adhere to different strains of Islamic thought, the Taliban associated with Saudi-influenced, Wahhabi-style Hanafi beliefs, and Al Qaeda associated with the more radical, more rigid Hanbali school. The Taliban, of course, are Afghans, and Al Qaeda mostly Arab and almost entirely non-Afghan. Generationally, they are different, too, with most Al Qaeda leaders older than the young commanders of the Taliban, and whereas many Al Qaeda people are professionals and well educated, the Taliban are rural, unschooled, and grew up in places like Kandahar where newspapers were nonexistent and even radios were in the hands of only a privileged few.

the Taliban is a political party, and AlQaeda is a terrorist organization.  They have different sub-religions, cultures, goals, ethnicities, alqaeda tend to be very educated...they have very little in common.  Are you going to argue that Catholics and Baptists are the same because they're both christian?  Of course not.  But you've probably heard "The Taliban and AlQaeda" joined together so many times that they seem identical.    AlQaeda and the Pakistani government are both islamic (for all intents and purposes), but they agree on very little, and we still give billions in "aid" to Pakistan despite them harboring Bin Laden for how many years.

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Didn't look very hard http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/first-read/what-bergdahl-story-really-about-gitmo-n123391
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Lost in all the back-and-forth over Bowe Bergahl -- Was he a deserter? Did the Obama administration break the law? Why did some conservatives once demand his release and now oppose it? And was Bergdahl even worth it? -- comes this more important question: What does this all mean for the military prison at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba? To us, that’s the big story that many are missing here. Yesterday in her press briefing, State Department spokeswoman Marie Harf suggested something ON THE RECORD that had been hinted at OFF THE RECORD or ON BACKGROUND for days: that the five Taliban prisoners who were released in exchange for Bergdahl were probably going to be released anyway, because they weren’t among those who were slated for prosecution. “There are three buckets of people in Guantanamo that remain,” Harf said. “There are those who are approved for transfer. That’s 78. There are about 30 who have been referred for prosecution in some way. These five are in that middle bucket and were unlikely -- might have been, but unlikely -- to be added to the group that was going to be referred for prosecution. So it is quite likely that eventually, in line with our commitment to close Guantanamo Bay, they would be transferred.” Harf said later, “We should get something for them.”

So what I'm reading is that the DOD thought they were still shitbags, but didn't think they could have made a prosecutable case (or probably for these 5, never offered direct support to bin Laden or directly attacked America). They probably would have been released when Obama finally gets around to closing gitmo. Not "These guys were going to be in the wind in 6 months" its "They most likely wouldn't rank a trial, or they don't think they could make anything stick, so probably would have been let go when Obama decides to make good on his first term promise to close Gitmo".

Sure they're shitbags.  But they're shitbags who had little concrete evidence against them.  So, instead of just letting them go, which is the probable eventuality, they traded.  I don't get what the big deal is.  Trading for something is always better than for nothing.

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You know, I get emails from my crazy Tea Party-supporting Uncle about shooting them with pork bullets so they can't get into heaven.  Pretty goony.  I also notice you also didn't say what we actually should do with them.

edit: so you do a prisoner swap for five guys that were going to be let go anyway.  Obama is a terrible President, but I'd rather we be mad about the things he's actually fucked up (no shortage there!) instead of trying to make hay out of bullshit

the pork bullets was facetious. I've said for the last 3 posts that there are dudes who shouldn't be there, but there's really no good way to send them somewhere else.

I have no fucking clue what we should do with them, other than not let them hook back up with their friends who are currently launching bombings and ambushes in Afghanistan. Hell, not closing the prison is one of the few smart things I'd say Obama has done, and I took as a hopeful sign that he wasn't completely retarded and could realize "Shit, this is difficult and needs a careful approach". I don't know, go make them live with the Amish.

A one-for-one exchange wouldn't have been bad. I'd say any one of those guys on the list to get that shitbrick back to face hanging* for desertion would be a fair deal. But 5? Jesus.


*I doubt faggot will even face a full life term let alone the noose his faggot ass deserves for 6 deaths, but we can dream.
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I hope you also realize that congress has been fucking Obama up the ass in regards to Gitmo:

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/promises/obameter/promise/177/close-the-guantanamo-bay-detention-center/
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We've been following President Barack Obama's campaign promise to close the detention center at Guantanamo Bay for more than five years now.

For most of Obama's time in office, Congress has made closing the prison difficult through various pieces of legislation, including bans on sending prisoners to particular countries and tough requirements for the government to meet in order to transfer detainees from the prison.

As a result, the prison stayed open, and progress towards closure ground to a halt. Because the Obameter measures outcomes and not intentions, we rated this Promise Broken.

Recently, however, Congress appears to be softening its opposition, and that's made the promise worth another look.

On Dec. 19, the Senate passed the National Defense Authorization Act for 2014, which contained a provision making it easier for the government to transfer detainees to foreign countries. Before detainee transfers could take place under the old law, the defense secretary had to make detailed certifications about security and other issues in the host country, to assure Congress that  released detainees would not engage in terrorist activities in their new country.  Congress eased many of these restriction

"It was the first time Congress has voted to make it easier to close Guantanamo Bay, rather than make it harder," said Ken Gude, a senior fellow at the liberal Center for American Progress.

Not for a lack of trying on his part.

Again, not making excuses for him - he's the worst president in my lifetime, and probably back to Hoover.  But blast him on shit that matters and that he is actually responsible for. 
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: SooperPooper on June 06, 2014, 08:43:48 PM
Look shitlord, Obama's dick is made of chocolate and tastes great.

1) these are Taliban, not alqeda, fighters. theyre not giving orders to anyone

:tom:

sorry you dont know the difference.  the extent of your understanding seems to hard-stop at "all brown people are sand-niggers"

Ok, lemme try this another way.
The Taliban, who are Hard Line Islamists, are rebuilding strength in Afghanistan. They have strong ties and a lot of mutual interests with Al Queda. They had a good overlap before but currently with Western troops in Iraq, their interests are pretty much overlapping. The Taliban are stilling launching assaults and bombings in both Afghanistan and Pakistan. The only difference between the two organizations at this point is that the Taliban haven't exported their fight beyond their own little sandnigger shithole, and Al Queda really has only managed to export their jihad because they coopt the efforts made by various local groups.

So these dudes coming back into play are former Taliban officials, with varying degrees of competence and still retain a fair bit of pull. This means bad things for the security for people in Afghanistan who don't think hardline enforcement of Sharia Law as defined by the Taliban is the best thing ever. Inside Afghanistan, at this point in time, the Taliban are a bigger threat than Al Queda, and that is why Tom is laughing his ass off at you being a fucking retard thinking that the Taliban getting back guys with pull and experience won't cause problems.

And as an aside, all brown people are sand niggers. Except the ones that are actual niggers, of course. edit: Oh and the spics.

Actually, the Taliban and AlQaeda do NOT see eye-to-eye on a lot, and that's been documented time and again:

http://www.thenation.com/blog/160681/taliban-not-al-qaeda
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Kuehn points out that the Taliban and Al Qaeda adhere to different strains of Islamic thought, the Taliban associated with Saudi-influenced, Wahhabi-style Hanafi beliefs, and Al Qaeda associated with the more radical, more rigid Hanbali school. The Taliban, of course, are Afghans, and Al Qaeda mostly Arab and almost entirely non-Afghan. Generationally, they are different, too, with most Al Qaeda leaders older than the young commanders of the Taliban, and whereas many Al Qaeda people are professionals and well educated, the Taliban are rural, unschooled, and grew up in places like Kandahar where newspapers were nonexistent and even radios were in the hands of only a privileged few.

the Taliban is a political party, and AlQaeda is a terrorist organization.  They have different sub-religions, cultures, goals, ethnicities, alqaeda tend to be very educated...they have very little in common.  Are you going to argue that Catholics and Baptists are the same because they're both christian?  Of course not.  But you've probably heard "The Taliban and AlQaeda" joined together so many times that they seem identical.    AlQaeda and the Pakistani government are both islamic (for all intents and purposes), but they agree on very little, and we still give billions in "aid" to Pakistan despite them harboring Bin Laden for how many years.

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Didn't look very hard http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/first-read/what-bergdahl-story-really-about-gitmo-n123391
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Lost in all the back-and-forth over Bowe Bergahl -- Was he a deserter? Did the Obama administration break the law? Why did some conservatives once demand his release and now oppose it? And was Bergdahl even worth it? -- comes this more important question: What does this all mean for the military prison at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba? To us, that’s the big story that many are missing here. Yesterday in her press briefing, State Department spokeswoman Marie Harf suggested something ON THE RECORD that had been hinted at OFF THE RECORD or ON BACKGROUND for days: that the five Taliban prisoners who were released in exchange for Bergdahl were probably going to be released anyway, because they weren’t among those who were slated for prosecution. “There are three buckets of people in Guantanamo that remain,” Harf said. “There are those who are approved for transfer. That’s 78. There are about 30 who have been referred for prosecution in some way. These five are in that middle bucket and were unlikely -- might have been, but unlikely -- to be added to the group that was going to be referred for prosecution. So it is quite likely that eventually, in line with our commitment to close Guantanamo Bay, they would be transferred.” Harf said later, “We should get something for them.”

So what I'm reading is that the DOD thought they were still shitbags, but didn't think they could have made a prosecutable case (or probably for these 5, never offered direct support to bin Laden or directly attacked America). They probably would have been released when Obama finally gets around to closing gitmo. Not "These guys were going to be in the wind in 6 months" its "They most likely wouldn't rank a trial, or they don't think they could make anything stick, so probably would have been let go when Obama decides to make good on his first term promise to close Gitmo".

Sure they're shitbags.  But they're shitbags who had little concrete evidence against them.  So, instead of just letting them go, which is the probable eventuality, they traded.  I don't get what the big deal is.  Trading for something is always better than for nothing.

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You know, I get emails from my crazy Tea Party-supporting Uncle about shooting them with pork bullets so they can't get into heaven.  Pretty goony.  I also notice you also didn't say what we actually should do with them.

edit: so you do a prisoner swap for five guys that were going to be let go anyway.  Obama is a terrible President, but I'd rather we be mad about the things he's actually fucked up (no shortage there!) instead of trying to make hay out of bullshit

the pork bullets was facetious. I've said for the last 3 posts that there are dudes who shouldn't be there, but there's really no good way to send them somewhere else.

I have no fucking clue what we should do with them, other than not let them hook back up with their friends who are currently launching bombings and ambushes in Afghanistan. Hell, not closing the prison is one of the few smart things I'd say Obama has done, and I took as a hopeful sign that he wasn't completely retarded and could realize "Shit, this is difficult and needs a careful approach". I don't know, go make them live with the Amish.

A one-for-one exchange wouldn't have been bad. I'd say any one of those guys on the list to get that shitbrick back to face hanging* for desertion would be a fair deal. But 5? Jesus.


*I doubt faggot will even face a full life term let alone the noose his faggot ass deserves for 6 deaths, but we can dream.

I hope you also realize that congress has been fucking Obama up the ass in regards to Gitmo:

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/promises/obameter/promise/177/close-the-guantanamo-bay-detention-center/
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We've been following President Barack Obama's campaign promise to close the detention center at Guantanamo Bay for more than five years now.

For most of Obama's time in office, Congress has made closing the prison difficult through various pieces of legislation, including bans on sending prisoners to particular countries and tough requirements for the government to meet in order to transfer detainees from the prison.

As a result, the prison stayed open, and progress towards closure ground to a halt. Because the Obameter measures outcomes and not intentions, we rated this Promise Broken.

Recently, however, Congress appears to be softening its opposition, and that's made the promise worth another look.

On Dec. 19, the Senate passed the National Defense Authorization Act for 2014, which contained a provision making it easier for the government to transfer detainees to foreign countries. Before detainee transfers could take place under the old law, the defense secretary had to make detailed certifications about security and other issues in the host country, to assure Congress that  released detainees would not engage in terrorist activities in their new country.  Congress eased many of these restriction

"It was the first time Congress has voted to make it easier to close Guantanamo Bay, rather than make it harder," said Ken Gude, a senior fellow at the liberal Center for American Progress.

Not for a lack of trying on his part.

Again, not making excuses for him - he's the worst president in my lifetime, and probably back to Hoover.  But blast him on shit that matters and that he is actually responsible for.
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 :dunegoonsay:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: White Power Superhero on June 07, 2014, 03:59:36 AM
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/27ib91/what_do_you_consider_the_7_wonders_of_the_internet/

Not a single post saying SA.

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[–]tealparadise 22 points 2 hours ago

4chan is the only website I'd actually pay money to save

They all mention Fark, Digg, 4chan, Newgrounds, Ebaumsworld, etc. EVERYTHING



but something awful.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Gender Swapped Dinosaur on June 07, 2014, 08:29:16 AM

I wonder if goons understand that the "rivalry" between SA and Redditt is the internet equivalent of Bambi vs Godzilla.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: post holidays regrets on June 07, 2014, 09:27:12 AM
Honestly, the only places on the internet that even know SA exists is SS and I guess the lf secret clubhouses.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: asdf on June 07, 2014, 10:25:05 AM
found one: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/27ib91/what_do_you_consider_the_7_wonders_of_the_internet/ci19qgn
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: White Power Superhero on June 07, 2014, 12:22:17 PM
100% bet he's still a goon.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Merrypfeifengesicht on June 08, 2014, 12:12:33 AM
Honestly, the only places on the internet that even know SA exists is SS and I guess the lf secret clubhouses.

Once in a blue moon you see somebody on Reddit mention SA when a question like that comes up, but it's usually in the context of "oh man I used to be an SA goon years ago" and not so much about SA being awesome or relevant.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Merrypfeifengesicht on June 08, 2014, 01:32:10 AM
This Redditor knows why those idiot RethugliKKKans in Nevada really went home:

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Pretty much. They like to believe that they'd be some sort of resistance leader, the key to any movement. What they don't want to realize is that the Army is far better trained, armed, and equipped than a bunch of neckbeards with pistols and ARs. Hell, look at how quickly the Bundy Ranch thing broke up at the mere idea of the National Guard dropping a JDAM in their backyard.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Autistic Yankee on June 08, 2014, 01:40:24 AM
I always love the shitlibs that try and shoot down the idea of armed civilians defeating tyranny by saying shit like "Oh please, as if some rednecks with rifles have any chance against US Army STEALTH BOMBERS AND TANKS!!"


How many tanks and stealth bombers did the North Vietnamese have again?  :allears:


Civilians with small arms are easily all that is needed to defend the USA against a hostile military.  You don't need fucking stealth bombers and tanks.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Hollywood Shabat Goy Yaro on June 08, 2014, 01:53:41 AM
It's like they've completely forgotten the last 13 years in Afghanistan.   :stewart:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Drain The Swamp And Fill It With Piss on June 08, 2014, 12:56:36 PM
It's like they've completely forgotten the last 13 years in Afghanistan.   :stewart:

uneducated hillbillies with nothing to live for and no future fight uneducated hillbillies with nothing to live for and no future
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Merrypfeifengesicht on June 08, 2014, 12:58:38 PM
I always love the shitlibs that try and shoot down the idea of armed civilians defeating tyranny by saying shit like "Oh please, as if some rednecks with rifles have any chance against US Army STEALTH BOMBERS AND TANKS!!"

And most of the ones with the bombers and tanks are southerners too.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: wimpb on June 08, 2014, 11:01:24 PM
on the one hand, it is true that small arms are no match for a modern military

on the other hand, what fucking drugs are you smoking if you think that tanks and stealth bombers would be able to put down an insurrection in the US or that all of the military would just blindly go along with it without, oh i dont know, disobeying orders? (you know that thing liberals love soldiers to do)


also ffs, sending troops to force americans to do something against their will is what caused virginia to secede in the civil war
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War Department, Washington, April 15, 1861. To His Excellency the Governor of Virginia: Sir: Under the act of Congress for calling forth "militia to execute the laws of the Union, suppress insurrections, repel invasions, etc.," approved February 28, 1795, I have the honor to request your Excellency to cause to be immediately detached from the militia of your State the quota designated in the table below, to serve as infantry or rifleman for the period of three months, unless sooner discharged. Your Excellency will please communicate to me the time, at or about, which your quota will be expected at its rendezvous, as it will be met as soon as practicable by an officer to muster it into the service and pay of the United States.

— Simon Cameron, Secretary of War.

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Executive Department, Richmond, Va., April 15, 1861. Hon. Simon Cameron, Secretary of War: Sir: I have received your telegram of the 15th, the genuineness of which I doubted. Since that time I have received your communications mailed the same day, in which I am requested to detach from the militia of the State of Virginia "the quota assigned in a table," which you append, "to serve as infantry or rifleman for the period of three months, unless sooner discharged." In reply to this communication, I have only to say that the militia of Virginia will not be furnished to the powers at Washington for any such use or purpose as they have in view. Your object is to subjugate the Southern States, and a requisition made upon me for such an object - an object, in my judgment, not within the purview of the Constitution or the act of 1795 - will not be complied with. You have chosen to inaugurate civil war, and, having done so, we will meet it in a spirit as determined as the administration has exhibited toward the South.

— Respectfully, John Letcher
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: DreddBOSS on June 09, 2014, 12:13:04 AM
 Another civil war in the U.S. wont be between a binary set of sides. Expecting the U.S. military to automatically turn it's arms against he American populace is also false. Sure, I'm sure there will be some officer in the chain who loves the flag and nothing less and will gladly issue the order. But the NCO and corporal and privates on down the line who have to actually put the people up against the wall and shoot them?

I don't explicitly think all will comply.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: URANIUM CURES HIPPIES on June 09, 2014, 05:19:31 AM
If they really think dropping ordinance on their own constituents is a great idea, let them try. They'll soon face the consequences of their tremendously idiotic ideas.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Mullah Omar on June 09, 2014, 07:43:57 AM
"The Taliban are a political party"  - more of an armed Pashtun "lumpenislamist" movement.

Post-Soviet invasion (or I guess during) the Arab Afgans/Al Qaeda saw themselves as a sort of Sunni Islamist answer to the Red Brigades. The Taliban didn't care so much about outside Afghanistan and Pakistan.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Baron von Douchebag on June 09, 2014, 11:30:40 AM
There was a thread on Reddit about some dude who was a hiring recruiter and was giving resume and interview tips, so I was reading through his post history and then I see a bunch of posts in a forum called "PostCollapse". Now I'm as crazy as anybody, I consider myself more skeptical than most, and that forum is mostly a bunch of guys going like "PYF Bug-Out Bag!" or like Survivorman-style tips, stuff you see on TV, but then there's stuff like this:
Quote from: Reddit
Terrorism is a ruse. If you are scared of terrorists, you watch to much mainstream TV. Won't happen. Wars won't happen either, especially not in bigger economy countries.

What will happen is a steady increase in oil and food and service prices relative to wages. Then jobs will steadily go away. There will be a lot of crime, begging, aberrant behavior (junkies) and slowly but surely the US (and to a lesser degree EU) will transform in to something resembling brazil or southafrica by 2030 and something resembling India by 2050.

People still survive there, more or less in one piece. Democracy will soon be a distant afterthought and corporations will reign supreme. Countries and states are slowly unraveling and the only government apparatuses surviving will be corporatized - the NSA is already close to be an intelligence service provider to other sectors.

20 years from now you will look at your classroom picture book and realise three quarters of the people just disappeared. Johny died from tubercolosis. Jenny was raped, her body dumped on a garbage belt. William was shot in front of his appartment. Case and Angelo died in riots, suffocating on police gas. Allen, Roger and Sue all went junky. A few committed suicide. A few just disappeared completely.

It will be a world of grainy, ugly, greasy haired survivors, bad yellow teeth, working three four five jobs for peanuts, working 60 hours a week. Those who get sick usually die - hospitals are places to avoid because of treatment resistant bacteria; you go to a hospital when your arm is broken, or when you are shot and just hope for the best.

Migration will be especially bad. People from third world country will come to your country basically to not die, and many will realize it's pretty much the same as from where they left. Young moms will have lots of children and populations will start growing again.

The best way to prepare is own a house, sans mortgage, and have a heavily locked (hidden) cellar full of nonperishable supplies. Things like coffee, chocolate. You will live a life of relative luxury.

If you live in the city do not get involved in gun culture - guns will drag you in to territorial disputes and get you killed statistically a lot faster. Become part of a community of nice people. Help other people more than they help you. If you gather some 15-50 people around you you will do fine.

Tip - become politically active now.

Me, being a transsexual, I am pretty sure I'll be one of the first to die.

If a stranger asks you into his car to "check out his guns" DON'T DO IT!
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Mullah Omar on June 09, 2014, 11:35:17 AM
That dystopia sounds like England 2014, better start stocking up.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on June 09, 2014, 11:53:15 AM
There was a thread on Reddit about some dude who was a hiring recruiter and was giving resume and interview tips, so I was reading through his post history and then I see a bunch of posts in a forum called "PostCollapse". Now I'm as crazy as anybody, I consider myself more skeptical than most, and that forum is mostly a bunch of guys going like "PYF Bug-Out Bag!" or like Survivorman-style tips, stuff you see on TV, but then there's stuff like this:
Quote from: Reddit
Terrorism is a ruse. If you are scared of terrorists, you watch to much mainstream TV. Won't happen. Wars won't happen either, especially not in bigger economy countries.

What will happen is a steady increase in oil and food and service prices relative to wages. Then jobs will steadily go away. There will be a lot of crime, begging, aberrant behavior (junkies) and slowly but surely the US (and to a lesser degree EU) will transform in to something resembling brazil or southafrica by 2030 and something resembling India by 2050.

People still survive there, more or less in one piece. Democracy will soon be a distant afterthought and corporations will reign supreme. Countries and states are slowly unraveling and the only government apparatuses surviving will be corporatized - the NSA is already close to be an intelligence service provider to other sectors.

20 years from now you will look at your classroom picture book and realise three quarters of the people just disappeared. Johny died from tubercolosis. Jenny was raped, her body dumped on a garbage belt. William was shot in front of his appartment. Case and Angelo died in riots, suffocating on police gas. Allen, Roger and Sue all went junky. A few committed suicide. A few just disappeared completely.

It will be a world of grainy, ugly, greasy haired survivors, bad yellow teeth, working three four five jobs for peanuts, working 60 hours a week. Those who get sick usually die - hospitals are places to avoid because of treatment resistant bacteria; you go to a hospital when your arm is broken, or when you are shot and just hope for the best.

Migration will be especially bad. People from third world country will come to your country basically to not die, and many will realize it's pretty much the same as from where they left. Young moms will have lots of children and populations will start growing again.

The best way to prepare is own a house, sans mortgage, and have a heavily locked (hidden) cellar full of nonperishable supplies. Things like coffee, chocolate. You will live a life of relative luxury.

If you live in the city do not get involved in gun culture - guns will drag you in to territorial disputes and get you killed statistically a lot faster. Become part of a community of nice people. Help other people more than they help you. If you gather some 15-50 people around you you will do fine.

Tip - become politically active now.

Me, being a transsexual, I am pretty sure I'll be one of the first to die.

If a stranger asks you into his car to "check out his guns" DON'T DO IT!

that bleak outlook of the future was what inspired so many dystopian sci-fi movies in the 1980s and cyberpunk in general.

as far as predictions and what-ifs of the 'collapse' go it's really not all that crazy. terrorism isn't and shouldn't be a worry in the mind of most people, the nigger next door is way more dangerous than a few religious fanatics on the other side of the world. and no matter what the US does, it will never be invaded. most of the UN couldn't even sustain bombing on libya for a few weeks and had to buy from the US, who the fuck has the manpower or equipment to invade the US?

i'm not saying I believe it will happen, but if you asked me what I pictured the end of America as we know it to be like that would be it.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: DreddBOSS on June 09, 2014, 12:45:52 PM
that bleak outlook of the future was what inspired so many dystopian sci-fi movies in the 1980s and cyberpunk in general.

as far as predictions and what-ifs of the 'collapse' go it's really not all that crazy. terrorism isn't and shouldn't be a worry in the mind of most people, the nigger next door is way more dangerous than a few religious fanatics on the other side of the world. and no matter what the US does, it will never be invaded. most of the UN couldn't even sustain bombing on libya for a few weeks and had to buy from the US, who the fuck has the manpower or equipment to invade the US?

i'm not saying I believe it will happen, but if you asked me what I pictured the end of America as we know it to be like that would be it.

Were you a Reagan-era kid? The original Red Dawn scenario was so laughable I hoped it would happen. If for nothing else to show the liberals protesting Reagan's deployments into Grenada and Panama as doing something that was necessary.

I was very dismayed when the RD reboot was switched from bbest Chinese to North Koreans.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Autistic Yankee on June 09, 2014, 01:14:05 PM
LOL@ the surprise ending of that guys rant.

Me, being a transsexual, I am pretty sure I'll be one of the first to die.
 :stewart:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Merrypfeifengesicht on June 09, 2014, 03:34:55 PM
Reddit explains politics:

Quote from: orr250mph
after president johnson signed the '64 civil rights act into law, the dixiecrats (google) switched to the gop. since then the gop has become mostly southern based party and is increasingly intolerant of diversity. :gayface:

Quote from: DrColdReality
By the 60s, the Republicans had begun their shift toward the intolerant far-right, but a few still supported the civil rights legislation of the period (Nixon, for one. Although he was personally somewhat bigoted, he was a savvy-enough politician to see which way the wind was blowing). :smug:
But once the Dixiecrats jumped ship to the GOP, the move to The Dark Side kicked into high gear.

Political parties change their views over time, different factions gain or lose power within. When modern Republicans call themselves "the party of Lincoln," they are being ignorant or intentionally deceptive. Heck, modern Republicans wouldn't even tolerate somebody like Ronald Reagan today, they'd brand him a socialist pinko liberal :tuss: (among many other currently-hot-button topics, he raised taxes repeatedly, and as Governor of California, signed some of the most restrictive gun-control legislation in the country).

Quote from: spartacus311
Basically the south and the bible belt are racist scum who vote for the party who are least friendly to African Americans. The most racist party has swapped in the past, and so did the voters. :librage:

:lolno:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Autistic Yankee on June 09, 2014, 03:50:16 PM
God, I fucking hate Southerners.  They are nothing more than bible-thumping, inbred, racist, sister fuckers!  All they ever do is stereotype and judge people they have never even met before!!!
 :say:
 :librage:


 :allears: :allears: :allears: :allears: :allears: :allears:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Drain The Swamp And Fill It With Piss on June 09, 2014, 03:53:04 PM
Reddit explains politics:

Quote from: orr250mph
after president johnson signed the '64 civil rights act into law, the dixiecrats (google) switched to the gop. since then the gop has become mostly southern based party and is increasingly intolerant of diversity. :gayface:

Quote from: DrColdReality
By the 60s, the Republicans had begun their shift toward the intolerant far-right, but a few still supported the civil rights legislation of the period (Nixon, for one. Although he was personally somewhat bigoted, he was a savvy-enough politician to see which way the wind was blowing). :smug:
But once the Dixiecrats jumped ship to the GOP, the move to The Dark Side kicked into high gear.

Political parties change their views over time, different factions gain or lose power within. When modern Republicans call themselves "the party of Lincoln," they are being ignorant or intentionally deceptive. Heck, modern Republicans wouldn't even tolerate somebody like Ronald Reagan today, they'd brand him a socialist pinko liberal :tuss: (among many other currently-hot-button topics, he raised taxes repeatedly, and as Governor of California, signed some of the most restrictive gun-control legislation in the country).

Quote from: spartacus311
Basically the south and the bible belt are racist scum who vote for the party who are least friendly to African Americans. The most racist party has swapped in the past, and so did the voters. :librage:

:lolno:

I love it when people make sweeping statement slike this becasue they are literally indefensible.  I'm Really Fucking Liberal, but that doesn't change facts.  Examples:

http://www.archives.gov/federal-register/electoral-college/map/historic.html#1964
http://www.archives.gov/federal-register/electoral-college/map/historic.html#1976
http://www.archives.gov/federal-register/electoral-college/map/historic.html#1992
http://www.archives.gov/federal-register/electoral-college/map/historic.html#1996
http://www.archives.gov/federal-register/electoral-college/map/historic.html#2008

A majority (or at least about half) of southern states voted for democrats in all of these elections.  MUST BE RACIST

tell me more about arkansas sending it's 2-term democrat governor to the white house for 8 years :allears::allears::allears::allears::allears:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Gender Swapped Dinosaur on June 09, 2014, 05:07:34 PM
I wonder how they account for the fact that the social and religious views of a lot of blacks aren't that dissimilar from the RACIST REDNECK RETHUGLIKKKAN southerners they so despise.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: nerdball on June 09, 2014, 05:17:03 PM
Stockholm syndrome from their years of oppression at the hands of the white cishet patriarchy.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dr. Hatchet-Wound on June 09, 2014, 05:18:15 PM
IT'S PART OF THEIR CULTURE! uh also you know uh, most can't vote anyway.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Nig Disliker on June 09, 2014, 05:25:47 PM
There was a thread on Reddit about some dude who was a hiring recruiter and was giving resume and interview tips, so I was reading through his post history and then I see a bunch of posts in a forum called "PostCollapse". Now I'm as crazy as anybody, I consider myself more skeptical than most, and that forum is mostly a bunch of guys going like "PYF Bug-Out Bag!" or like Survivorman-style tips, stuff you see on TV, but then there's stuff like this:
Quote from: Reddit
Terrorism is a ruse. If you are scared of terrorists, you watch to much mainstream TV. Won't happen. Wars won't happen either, especially not in bigger economy countries.

What will happen is a steady increase in oil and food and service prices relative to wages. Then jobs will steadily go away. There will be a lot of crime, begging, aberrant behavior (junkies) and slowly but surely the US (and to a lesser degree EU) will transform in to something resembling brazil or southafrica by 2030 and something resembling India by 2050.

People still survive there, more or less in one piece. Democracy will soon be a distant afterthought and corporations will reign supreme. Countries and states are slowly unraveling and the only government apparatuses surviving will be corporatized - the NSA is already close to be an intelligence service provider to other sectors.

20 years from now you will look at your classroom picture book and realise three quarters of the people just disappeared. Johny died from tubercolosis. Jenny was raped, her body dumped on a garbage belt. William was shot in front of his appartment. Case and Angelo died in riots, suffocating on police gas. Allen, Roger and Sue all went junky. A few committed suicide. A few just disappeared completely.

It will be a world of grainy, ugly, greasy haired survivors, bad yellow teeth, working three four five jobs for peanuts, working 60 hours a week. Those who get sick usually die - hospitals are places to avoid because of treatment resistant bacteria; you go to a hospital when your arm is broken, or when you are shot and just hope for the best.

Migration will be especially bad. People from third world country will come to your country basically to not die, and many will realize it's pretty much the same as from where they left. Young moms will have lots of children and populations will start growing again.

The best way to prepare is own a house, sans mortgage, and have a heavily locked (hidden) cellar full of nonperishable supplies. Things like coffee, chocolate. You will live a life of relative luxury.

If you live in the city do not get involved in gun culture - guns will drag you in to territorial disputes and get you killed statistically a lot faster. Become part of a community of nice people. Help other people more than they help you. If you gather some 15-50 people around you you will do fine.

Tip - become politically active now.

Me, being a transsexual, I am pretty sure I'll be one of the first to die.

If a stranger asks you into his car to "check out his guns" DON'T DO IT!

that bleak outlook of the future was what inspired so many dystopian sci-fi movies in the 1980s and cyberpunk in general.

as far as predictions and what-ifs of the 'collapse' go it's really not all that crazy. terrorism isn't and shouldn't be a worry in the mind of most people, the nigger next door is way more dangerous than a few religious fanatics on the other side of the world. and no matter what the US does, it will never be invaded. most of the UN couldn't even sustain bombing on libya for a few weeks and had to buy from the US, who the fuck has the manpower or equipment to invade the US?

i'm not saying I believe it will happen, but if you asked me what I pictured the end of America as we know it to be like that would be it.

Societies can and have collapsed, I'm not sure what makes this one different.  Except I suspect our downfall will be that social spending will grow so extravagant that we can no longer service our massive debts.  Angry troons wanting free SRS and $2500 a month SSI vs. an overtaxed middle class who is better off on the dole.  A series of governments who truly believe "diversity is our greatest strength" and in times of strife really do believe importing more beaners, bindis, and niggers is the key to prosperity.  Then they print funny money to start papering over their debts, people's savings get wiped out, and people get real mad.

This can happen probably between 2030 and 2050.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: ompb on June 09, 2014, 05:26:59 PM
I honestly believe lots of inbreeding goes on in the black communities, especially in those huge nigger warehouses like Pruitt-igoe or Cabrini-Green where they mingled amongst themselves and ended up with multiple kids before they were even 18. They had no fucking idea who their dad was or if they were breeding with half brothers etc. I'm pretty sure it still goes on quite a bit.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Drain The Swamp And Fill It With Piss on June 09, 2014, 06:04:07 PM
There was a thread on Reddit about some dude who was a hiring recruiter and was giving resume and interview tips, so I was reading through his post history and then I see a bunch of posts in a forum called "PostCollapse". Now I'm as crazy as anybody, I consider myself more skeptical than most, and that forum is mostly a bunch of guys going like "PYF Bug-Out Bag!" or like Survivorman-style tips, stuff you see on TV, but then there's stuff like this:
Quote from: Reddit
Terrorism is a ruse. If you are scared of terrorists, you watch to much mainstream TV. Won't happen. Wars won't happen either, especially not in bigger economy countries.

What will happen is a steady increase in oil and food and service prices relative to wages. Then jobs will steadily go away. There will be a lot of crime, begging, aberrant behavior (junkies) and slowly but surely the US (and to a lesser degree EU) will transform in to something resembling brazil or southafrica by 2030 and something resembling India by 2050.

People still survive there, more or less in one piece. Democracy will soon be a distant afterthought and corporations will reign supreme. Countries and states are slowly unraveling and the only government apparatuses surviving will be corporatized - the NSA is already close to be an intelligence service provider to other sectors.

20 years from now you will look at your classroom picture book and realise three quarters of the people just disappeared. Johny died from tubercolosis. Jenny was raped, her body dumped on a garbage belt. William was shot in front of his appartment. Case and Angelo died in riots, suffocating on police gas. Allen, Roger and Sue all went junky. A few committed suicide. A few just disappeared completely.

It will be a world of grainy, ugly, greasy haired survivors, bad yellow teeth, working three four five jobs for peanuts, working 60 hours a week. Those who get sick usually die - hospitals are places to avoid because of treatment resistant bacteria; you go to a hospital when your arm is broken, or when you are shot and just hope for the best.

Migration will be especially bad. People from third world country will come to your country basically to not die, and many will realize it's pretty much the same as from where they left. Young moms will have lots of children and populations will start growing again.

The best way to prepare is own a house, sans mortgage, and have a heavily locked (hidden) cellar full of nonperishable supplies. Things like coffee, chocolate. You will live a life of relative luxury.

If you live in the city do not get involved in gun culture - guns will drag you in to territorial disputes and get you killed statistically a lot faster. Become part of a community of nice people. Help other people more than they help you. If you gather some 15-50 people around you you will do fine.

Tip - become politically active now.

Me, being a transsexual, I am pretty sure I'll be one of the first to die.

If a stranger asks you into his car to "check out his guns" DON'T DO IT!

that bleak outlook of the future was what inspired so many dystopian sci-fi movies in the 1980s and cyberpunk in general.

as far as predictions and what-ifs of the 'collapse' go it's really not all that crazy. terrorism isn't and shouldn't be a worry in the mind of most people, the nigger next door is way more dangerous than a few religious fanatics on the other side of the world. and no matter what the US does, it will never be invaded. most of the UN couldn't even sustain bombing on libya for a few weeks and had to buy from the US, who the fuck has the manpower or equipment to invade the US?

i'm not saying I believe it will happen, but if you asked me what I pictured the end of America as we know it to be like that would be it.

Societies can and have collapsed, I'm not sure what makes this one different.  Except I suspect our downfall will be that social spending will grow so extravagant that we can no longer service our massive debts.  Angry troons wanting free SRS and $2500 a month SSI vs. an overtaxed middle class who is better off on the dole.  A series of governments who truly believe "diversity is our greatest strength" and in times of strife really do believe importing more beaners, bindis, and niggers is the key to prosperity.  Then they print funny money to start papering over their debts, people's savings get wiped out, and people get real mad.

This can happen probably between 2030 and 2050.

my wife and i both worked in social services and unironically had a conversation about whether we should do graduate school or claim disability and live life on easy street

the argument ended when we realized that we werent complete shit and actually had hopes and dreams and goals we wanted to accomplish.

i'll tell you though, we did the math (we both have experience doing budgets with society's failures) and we calculated that we needed to pull in $60-70k a year in pay and benefits to be better off workin' than dolin'

society is fucking broken
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: GFR on June 09, 2014, 06:29:45 PM
I wonder how they account for the fact that the social and religious views of a lot of blacks aren't that dissimilar from the RACIST REDNECK RETHUGLIKKKAN southerners they so despise.

They just don't know what's good for them. Same for the poor old Mexicans.
:say:
 :christina:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on June 09, 2014, 06:52:26 PM
I honestly believe lots of inbreeding goes on in the black communities, especially in those huge nigger warehouses like Pruitt-igoe or Cabrini-Green where they mingled amongst themselves and ended up with multiple kids before they were even 18. They had no fucking idea who their dad was or if they were breeding with half brothers etc. I'm pretty sure it still goes on quite a bit.

Sickle cell for everyone!
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Drain The Swamp And Fill It With Piss on June 09, 2014, 07:56:40 PM
I wonder how they account for the fact that the social and religious views of a lot of blacks aren't that dissimilar from the RACIST REDNECK RETHUGLIKKKAN southerners they so despise.

They just don't know what's good for them. Same for the poor old Mexicans.
:say:
 :christina:

discriminating against people is wrong but telling people how to live is our social responsibility

             :say:
 :christina:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: unprivsplain on June 09, 2014, 08:18:59 PM
Societies can and have collapsed, I'm not sure what makes this one different.  Except I suspect our downfall will be that social spending will grow so extravagant that we can no longer service our massive debts.  Angry troons wanting free SRS and $2500 a month SSI vs. an overtaxed middle class who is better off on the dole.  A series of governments who truly believe "diversity is our greatest strength" and in times of strife really do believe importing more beaners, bindis, and niggers is the key to prosperity.  Then they print funny money to start papering over their debts, people's savings get wiped out, and people get real mad.

This can happen probably between 2030 and 2050.
True, but you have to look at the competition as well. Pretty much every other white country is facing the same issues but even worse. India is nearly literally a shithole, and China's could very well be completely a lie.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Merrypfeifengesicht on June 09, 2014, 08:35:55 PM
Societies can and have collapsed, I'm not sure what makes this one different.  Except I suspect our downfall will be that social spending will grow so extravagant that we can no longer service our massive debts.  Angry troons wanting free SRS and $2500 a month SSI vs. an overtaxed middle class who is better off on the dole.  A series of governments who truly believe "diversity is our greatest strength" and in times of strife really do believe importing more beaners, bindis, and niggers is the key to prosperity.  Then they print funny money to start papering over their debts, people's savings get wiped out, and people get real mad.

This can happen probably between 2030 and 2050.

Then a charismatic Canadian gets swept into power and we get some snazzy uniforms and start wearing armbands...
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: professional lurker on June 09, 2014, 09:06:46 PM
I honestly believe lots of inbreeding goes on in the black communities, especially in those huge nigger warehouses like Pruitt-igoe or Cabrini-Green where they mingled amongst themselves and ended up with multiple kids before they were even 18. They had no fucking idea who their dad was or if they were breeding with half brothers etc. I'm pretty sure it still goes on quite a bit.

Potential new username located.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on June 09, 2014, 09:16:59 PM
There was a thread on Reddit about some dude who was a hiring recruiter and was giving resume and interview tips, so I was reading through his post history and then I see a bunch of posts in a forum called "PostCollapse". Now I'm as crazy as anybody, I consider myself more skeptical than most, and that forum is mostly a bunch of guys going like "PYF Bug-Out Bag!" or like Survivorman-style tips, stuff you see on TV, but then there's stuff like this:
Quote from: Reddit
Terrorism is a ruse. If you are scared of terrorists, you watch to much mainstream TV. Won't happen. Wars won't happen either, especially not in bigger economy countries.

What will happen is a steady increase in oil and food and service prices relative to wages. Then jobs will steadily go away. There will be a lot of crime, begging, aberrant behavior (junkies) and slowly but surely the US (and to a lesser degree EU) will transform in to something resembling brazil or southafrica by 2030 and something resembling India by 2050.

People still survive there, more or less in one piece. Democracy will soon be a distant afterthought and corporations will reign supreme. Countries and states are slowly unraveling and the only government apparatuses surviving will be corporatized - the NSA is already close to be an intelligence service provider to other sectors.

20 years from now you will look at your classroom picture book and realise three quarters of the people just disappeared. Johny died from tubercolosis. Jenny was raped, her body dumped on a garbage belt. William was shot in front of his appartment. Case and Angelo died in riots, suffocating on police gas. Allen, Roger and Sue all went junky. A few committed suicide. A few just disappeared completely.

It will be a world of grainy, ugly, greasy haired survivors, bad yellow teeth, working three four five jobs for peanuts, working 60 hours a week. Those who get sick usually die - hospitals are places to avoid because of treatment resistant bacteria; you go to a hospital when your arm is broken, or when you are shot and just hope for the best.

Migration will be especially bad. People from third world country will come to your country basically to not die, and many will realize it's pretty much the same as from where they left. Young moms will have lots of children and populations will start growing again.

The best way to prepare is own a house, sans mortgage, and have a heavily locked (hidden) cellar full of nonperishable supplies. Things like coffee, chocolate. You will live a life of relative luxury.

If you live in the city do not get involved in gun culture - guns will drag you in to territorial disputes and get you killed statistically a lot faster. Become part of a community of nice people. Help other people more than they help you. If you gather some 15-50 people around you you will do fine.

Tip - become politically active now.

Me, being a transsexual, I am pretty sure I'll be one of the first to die.

If a stranger asks you into his car to "check out his guns" DON'T DO IT!

that bleak outlook of the future was what inspired so many dystopian sci-fi movies in the 1980s and cyberpunk in general.

as far as predictions and what-ifs of the 'collapse' go it's really not all that crazy. terrorism isn't and shouldn't be a worry in the mind of most people, the nigger next door is way more dangerous than a few religious fanatics on the other side of the world. and no matter what the US does, it will never be invaded. most of the UN couldn't even sustain bombing on libya for a few weeks and had to buy from the US, who the fuck has the manpower or equipment to invade the US?

i'm not saying I believe it will happen, but if you asked me what I pictured the end of America as we know it to be like that would be it.

It reminds me a lot of the fall of the Western Roman Empire. We are probably somewhere around Rome circa 400-410. Things are still recognizably "Roman," we still have roads, an infrastructure, the same leaders with the same titles, mostly the same territory. But things are starting to go slightly downhill, and by 50 years later it will by a dystopia. Italy circa 450-to 500 was very dystopian, and with a lot of people still alive who remembered better days which makes it worse. It happens so slow you barely notice till it's long changed.

Our grandchildren could be in a literal dark age.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: wimpb on June 09, 2014, 11:46:19 PM
It reminds me a lot of the fall of the Western Roman Empire. We are probably somewhere around Rome circa 400-410. Things are still recognizably "Roman," we still have roads, an infrastructure, the same leaders with the same titles, mostly the same territory. But things are starting to go slightly downhill, and by 50 years later it will by a dystopia. Italy circa 450-to 500 was very dystopian, and with a lot of people still alive who remembered better days which makes it worse. It happens so slow you barely notice till it's long changed.

Our grandchildren could be in a literal dark age.

i found the problem
(http://i.imgur.com/5EZ1bpd.jpg)
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on June 10, 2014, 12:06:39 AM
It reminds me a lot of the fall of the Western Roman Empire. We are probably somewhere around Rome circa 400-410. Things are still recognizably "Roman," we still have roads, an infrastructure, the same leaders with the same titles, mostly the same territory. But things are starting to go slightly downhill, and by 50 years later it will by a dystopia. Italy circa 450-to 500 was very dystopian, and with a lot of people still alive who remembered better days which makes it worse. It happens so slow you barely notice till it's long changed.

Our grandchildren could be in a literal dark age.

i found the problem
(http://i.imgur.com/5EZ1bpd.jpg)

THEY KNEW!  THEY WERE WARNING US!

also, soylent green is people.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Elizabeth Warren Peace on June 10, 2014, 02:57:11 PM
r/polyamory is usually hilarious and depressing stories of beta males getting cuckolded because they are too open-minded and feminist to stand up for themselves.  This one about CPS takin' away urr kids!! (http://www.reddit.com/r/polyamory/comments/27ryqx/urgent_please_please_help_the_child_protection/) is especially hilarious because the OP's comment history reveals goon girl fucking bingo:

Quote
I often call people m'lady or m'lord out of habit from being part of The Society for Creative Anachronism.
But other people are just trying to sound cool
Fedoras!

Quote
Thanks for doing another AMA! Just want to say MythBusters is one of our 2 year old's favourite shows, and having something both her and us adults can enjoy is fantastic! She especially likes the ones with explosions. What was your favourite myth to bust?
I guess if nobody loves you enough to knock you up you can live vicariously through children that she has no actual legal custody of by babysitting them with the TV.

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So, This morning had appointment with my psychiatrist, spent first 20 minutes calmly (re)exlpaining the same issues as the last time I saw him 3 months ago, and after he again dismissed them I started ripping in to him, and eventually went and got my boyfriend to come in and help explain.
Bless her, she has her own white knight to yell at mean doctors for her.  She'll be okay. Her boyfriend's kids, ehhhhh.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on June 10, 2014, 03:16:57 PM
from that poster-
Quote
Illustrated guide to self care by eatmyzenin bipolar
[–]draggonx 2 points 2 months ago
draw on myself and rubber bands to snap = the only way i get through any day without self harm. i dont think it encourages it in the long run, as really, any time you delay or dont self harm is a victory, so meh.
having said that, im a terrible example, because i started SH at a ridiculously young age, and still don't believe the negatives of it outweight the benefits , so i'm incredibly biased sorry
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Ghostse on June 10, 2014, 05:47:24 PM
from that poster-
Quote
Illustrated guide to self care by eatmyzenin bipolar
[–]draggonx 2 points 2 months ago
 i started SH at a ridiculously young age, and still don't believe the negatives of it outweight the benefits

:tuss:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Merrypfeifengesicht on June 10, 2014, 06:26:21 PM
from that poster-
Quote
Illustrated guide to self care by eatmyzenin bipolar
[–]draggonx 2 points 2 months ago
draw on myself and rubber bands to snap = the only way i get through any day without self harm. i dont think it encourages it in the long run, as really, any time you delay or dont self harm is a victory, so meh.
having said that, im a terrible example, because i started SH at a ridiculously young age, and still don't believe the negatives of it outweight the benefits , so i'm incredibly biased sorry

You see that a lot from really fucked up people online - the "Yeah I know I'm mentally broken and what I'm doing will destroy what little life I've got but meh. MEH."
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Merrypfeifengesicht on June 10, 2014, 09:03:16 PM
Not actually from Reddit per se, but from a blogpost calling for the feds to repeal and replace the 2nd Amendment - somebody pointed out in the comments that sweeping gun bans wouldn't work because somebody would have to go take the guns. Here's the response from the writer of the article that rolled their eyes at pro-gun people arguing against strawmen:

Quote
Well if people are that stupid about their little crotch enhancers then maybe the army should be brought in to enforce the constitution and take the guns. This is, of course, after the amendment is repealed. Hundreds of thousands of people have died in the US from gun violence. It would be worth it to take these terrible things away. Social policy is not always pretty, not always easy. But in the end, the US would be a safer, freer, and less militaristic/macho place.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Monostats Infected Scrotum on June 10, 2014, 09:12:40 PM
Not actually from Reddit per se, but from a blogpost calling for the feds to repeal and replace the 2nd Amendment - somebody pointed out in the comments that sweeping gun bans wouldn't work because somebody would have to go take the guns. Here's the response from the writer of the article that rolled their eyes at pro-gun people arguing against strawmen:

Quote
Well if people are that stupid about their little crotch enhancers then maybe the army should be brought in to enforce the constitution and take the guns. This is, of course, after the amendment is repealed. Hundreds of thousands of people have died in the US from gun violence. It would be worth it to take these terrible things away. Social policy is not always pretty, not always easy. But in the end, the US would be a safer, freer, and less militaristic/macho place.

Okay, if that amendment is repealed, wouldn't that defang the very apparatus of government this dumbass wants to take guns away? Also, does this fucking moron not understand that guns aren't the problem, it the idiotic assholes who have no business owning them who embarrass the responsible gun owners who are no threat to the public.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Merrypfeifengesicht on June 10, 2014, 10:16:21 PM
Okay, if that amendment is repealed, wouldn't that defang the very apparatus of government this dumbass wants to take guns away? Also, does this fucking moron not understand that guns aren't the problem, it the idiotic assholes who have no business owning them who embarrass the responsible gun owners who are no threat to the public.

A lot of hardcore lefties have good intentions in a backwards way in that they're like children - "Isn't it terrible that people get killed with guns? I wish we could just get rid of guns!" - and if you disagree with them well then you're clearly a heartless monster that wants children to die. And if you're mean enough to stand up for yourself and hurt their fee-fees in the process then you must have a tiny weewee you dumb poopyhead!
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Procrustes on June 10, 2014, 10:36:25 PM
Let's make America less militaristic by having the army enforce laws on Americans on us soil.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: SooperPooper on June 10, 2014, 10:39:16 PM
Let's make America less militaristic by having the army enforce laws on Americans on us soil.

 :nixon:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Hollywood Shabat Goy Yaro on June 10, 2014, 10:42:10 PM
It never stops being funny how liberals think they can shit on the US military yet at the same time they expect that they're going to be their unquestioning stormtroopers of the great Prole revolution.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Hashtag Activist on June 11, 2014, 12:35:32 AM
Send the army into the southside of Chicago and get the guns out of there first, then we can talk about legally owned guns
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: gaaaayyyyyy on June 11, 2014, 02:27:32 AM
A lot of hardcore lefties have good intentions in a backwards way in that they're like children - "Isn't it terrible that people get killed with guns? I wish we could just get rid of guns!" - and if you disagree with them well then you're clearly a heartless monster that wants children to die. And if you're mean enough to stand up for yourself and hurt their fee-fees in the process then you must have a tiny weewee you dumb poopyhead!

Remember, it's not about results, it's about your feelings.  This is why you get social justice outcasts who treat minorities as a sideshow, but police the hell out of your language.  On the flip side, I prefer to pepper my language with racial/sexual slurs, but treat people pretty much equally.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Merrypfeifengesicht on June 11, 2014, 09:51:17 AM
~GUN CONTROL~

Quote from: Bladethorne
Change the constitution. Weapons have only 1 purpose; to kill or harm people. Any normal person doesnt "want" to hurt anyone. Allowing anyone to have a gun only results in opportunity killings.

There is a reason why America is top ranked when it comes to death by gun. If guns are illegal, NO ONE can use them. Anyone suspicious on the street will get searched by cops and arrested if they posses a gun. Simple as that. If you think you need a gun to protect yourself, you are basically saying you are willing to kill a man standing in front of you. And just so you know, when you kill a person as a civilian, you are as much a murderer as he (potentionally) is.

Time to rewrite your constitution, 'Murica.
Quote from: paolog
Not sure why you're being downvoted. This is a very valid point, even if it is one that many people don't want to consider or are opposed to. :unparsons:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on June 11, 2014, 10:14:43 AM
Okay, if that amendment is repealed, wouldn't that defang the very apparatus of government this dumbass wants to take guns away? Also, does this fucking moron not understand that guns aren't the problem, it the idiotic assholes who have no business owning them who embarrass the responsible gun owners who are no threat to the public.

A lot of hardcore lefties have good intentions in a backwards way in that they're like children - "Isn't it terrible that people get killed with guns? I wish we could just get rid of guns!" - and if you disagree with them well then you're clearly a heartless monster that wants children to die. And if you're mean enough to stand up for yourself and hurt their fee-fees in the process then you must have a tiny weewee you dumb poopyhead!

Yes, ELIMINATE ALL GUNS IN THE GREAT SATAN!  ALL INFIDELS MUST BE DISARMED.  ONLY THE FOLLOWERS OF THE PEACEFUL RELIGION OF ISLAM SHALL BE ALLOWED TO OWN GUNS! :dunegoonsay:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Hashtag Activist on June 11, 2014, 10:44:47 AM
~GUN CONTROL~

Quote from: Bladethorne
Change the constitution. Weapons have only 1 purpose; to kill or harm people. Any normal person doesnt "want" to hurt anyone. Allowing anyone to have a gun only results in opportunity killings.

There is a reason why America is top ranked when it comes to death by gun. If guns are illegal, NO ONE can use them. Anyone suspicious on the street will get searched by cops and arrested if they posses a gun. Simple as that. If you think you need a gun to protect yourself, you are basically saying you are willing to kill a man standing in front of you. And just so you know, when you kill a person as a civilian, you are as much a murderer as he (potentionally) is.

Time to rewrite your constitution, 'Murica.
Quote from: paolog
Not sure why you're being downvoted. This is a very valid point, even if it is one that many people don't want to consider or are opposed to. :unparsons:

Now liberals are for Stop-and-Frisk :bloomberg:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: sub-base turf sniffing boner diarist on June 11, 2014, 02:48:56 PM
There is a reason why America is top ranked when it comes to deaths by gun: Niggers.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: VFW on June 11, 2014, 03:06:15 PM
~GUN CONTROL~

Quote from: Bladethorne
Change the constitution. Weapons have only 1 purpose; to kill or harm people. Any normal person doesnt "want" to hurt anyone. Allowing anyone to have a gun only results in opportunity killings.

There is a reason why America is top ranked when it comes to death by gun. If guns are illegal, NO ONE can use them. Anyone suspicious on the street will get searched by cops and arrested if they posses a gun. Simple as that. If you think you need a gun to protect yourself, you are basically saying you are willing to kill a man standing in front of you. And just so you know, when you kill a person as a civilian, you are as much a murderer as he (potentionally) is.

Time to rewrite your constitution, 'Murica.
Quote from: paolog
Not sure why you're being downvoted. This is a very valid point, even if it is one that many people don't want to consider or are opposed to. :unparsons:

Now liberals are for Stop-and-Frisk :bloomberg:

Shitlibs are just Stalinists with a friendlier name. These pigs unironically believe re-education camp and eternal stereotyping of an out-group (Whites) are normal, acceptable behavior.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: post holidays regrets on June 11, 2014, 03:13:41 PM
Quote from: Bladethorne
There is a reason why America is top ranked when it comes to death by gun.

That's not even true.  Pretty much every Latin American and Caribbean country has higher homicide by firearm rates.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_firearm-related_death_rate
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Hymns Of Conquest on June 11, 2014, 03:23:28 PM
~GUN CONTROL~

Quote from: Bladethorne
Change the constitution. Weapons have only 1 purpose; to kill or harm people. Any normal person doesnt "want" to hurt anyone. Allowing anyone to have a gun only results in opportunity killings.

There is a reason why America is top ranked when it comes to death by gun. If guns are illegal, NO ONE can use them. Anyone suspicious on the street will get searched by cops and arrested if they posses a gun. Simple as that. If you think you need a gun to protect yourself, you are basically saying you are willing to kill a man standing in front of you. And just so you know, when you kill a person as a civilian, you are as much a murderer as he (potentionally) is.

Time to rewrite your constitution, 'Murica.
Quote from: paolog
Not sure why you're being downvoted. This is a very valid point, even if it is one that many people don't want to consider or are opposed to. :unparsons:

Now liberals are for Stop-and-Frisk :bloomberg:

And when a gang banger is stopped and found with a gun libs will be professing that inner city yoofs still need guns to protect their noble neighborhood against corrupt police... they also ignore the crack he was found with and the fingerprints on the gun connected to multiple homicides
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: LiberalNutJob on June 11, 2014, 03:41:05 PM
Okay, if that amendment is repealed, wouldn't that defang the very apparatus of government this dumbass wants to take guns away? Also, does this fucking moron not understand that guns aren't the problem, it the idiotic assholes who have no business owning them who embarrass the responsible gun owners who are no threat to the public.
The NRA opposes any candidate who just wants to make harder for certain idiots to own guns. This is an actual two way problem, liberals have no idea how guns actually work because they have no interest or knowledge of them in them  but "know" they are bad and conservatives are afraid any legalization will lead to gun owners being rounded up like cattle.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: The Floridian on June 11, 2014, 04:27:52 PM
There is a reason why America is top ranked when it comes to deaths by gun: Niggers.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: SooperPooper on June 11, 2014, 05:54:55 PM
Quote from: Bladethorne
There is a reason why America is top ranked when it comes to death by gun.

That's not even true.  Pretty much every Latin American and Caribbean country has higher homicide by firearm rates.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_firearm-related_death_rate

whatevs bigot, the white cishet patriarchy forced them to do whatever that is not good, umm, shoot guns at people and hit them umm fucking whitey
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Carbpoole on June 11, 2014, 06:10:37 PM
Quote from: Bladethorne
There is a reason why America is top ranked when it comes to death by gun.

That's not even true.  Pretty much every Latin American and Caribbean country has higher homicide by firearm rates.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_firearm-related_death_rate

Looking for homicide rates from African nations in general I instead found the blaster.

Quote
The Blaster (also called the "BMW Flamethrower") was a 1998 invention by South African inventor Charl Fourie designed to provide a defence against carjackings.

The Blaster was a liquefied petroleum gas flamethrower installed along the sides of the vehicle under the doors. Should a group of carjackers suddenly attack the vehicle while it is stopped in traffic (the typical scenario), the occupant could flip a switch and direct 5 metre plumes of flame upward into the facial area of anyone trying to enter the vehicle through the doors or windows.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blaster_%28flamethrower%29

That's some serious Mad Max shit.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Drain The Swamp And Fill It With Piss on June 11, 2014, 08:13:36 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/27vyt1/me_42_m_with_my_son_roger_16_m_has_started/

Quote
A few months ago, my son started failing classes. Since school just got over, he failed two classes. This kid has gotten A's and B's up until a few months ago.

Around this same time, he started hanging out with some girl from school. I don't know what kids call it these days, but she wears a lot of baggy clothing, pale make up and wears ICP shirts everytime I've seen her. I think my son is in love with her because he now ALWAYS paints his face before he goes out, with the exception of when he was going to school. He had about $500 saved up and I guess he went out and bought all these ICP shirts and hats.

At first, I didn't know what ICP was, so i googled it. I found that there is a culture around this band and they call themselves juggalos. I found a lot of negative stuff about juggalos, so naturally I was concerned. Some even consider it a gang.

I brought this up with my son and asked him if he was on drugs. This was about two weeks after he started dressing this way. he told me to mind my own business and slammed his bedroom door in my face. If i ever talked to my dad that way, I got smacked upside the head, but these days it's considered child abuse so I didn't do much at this point.

I waited a few days and tried to talk to him about it again. This time, he told me that I was being dumb and that he wasn't doing drugs. I asked him who he was wearing facepaint. He told me that it was no different then me wearing KISS make up when I went to one of their concerts years ago. I told him that I was going to a concert, not going to the grocery store to buy a gallon of milk.

The argument really didn't get anywhere and I decided to let it go. This was until we went out for our yearly mothers day dinner. We usually go to a decent restaurant and this year we decided to go to Macaroni Grill. Well my son decided he was going to wear his facepaint and ICP clothes to this dinner. I was pissed off and told him to go change. I told him that this wasn't a circus and we were celebrating his mother. He got very upset and yelled some profanity at me about how I am a horrible father. I don't know if I was in the wrong here, so let me know what you guys think.

Because of this argument, we didn't go to dinner. I feel horrible about it for my wifes sake, and I did make it up to her the next day but that isn't relevent to the issue at hand.

So up until last week, my son and I had little contact and when I would try to talk to him, he gave me the silent treatment. This last weekend I found something no father wishes they would ever find. Call me a bad father for snooping, but I did. He was out doing his thing with this girl and I wanted to see if he had any drugs in his room. I thought MAYBE I would find some pot. If I did, I would confiscate it and ground him for a few weeks. But what I found was a white powdery substance in a small ziploc bag.

I knew exactly what this was. I had a cocaine problem before I met my wife so I knew what it looked like. To make sure I was headed in the right direction, I smelled the bag. It was def. cocaine. Obivously being a former addict, I didn't want to taste it to be 100% sure. I went and talked with my wife about it and she was shocked. We didn't know what to do.

Hours later, my son showed up with this girl. I called him out about what I found and he completely lost it and told me I had no right to go through his things. I realize I might be a horrible father for this but I would be even more horrible if he had died from an overdose. He didn't even deny it. After his yelling was finished, I asked the girl to leave and that this was a family matter. My son told me to "Fuck off" and took her to his room. My wife was crying and I was fuming. It took a lot not to slap him across the head but I maintained myself and didn't resort to that.

What I did next is what I feel was the best thing I could do. I called the police on them. My wife is still very upset with me for this, but I didn't see another way to help him out short of physically forcing his girlfriend out and him to stay. The cops came, found that he had some pot. The girl was asked to leave and my son was told if he tried to leave, they (the cops) would take him to a youth detention center for a few days.

Well since all of this, my son has been grounded and is not allowed to see this girl. It's easy for me to blame it all on the girl, but I am sure I failed somewhere for my son to act this way.

Apparently he is talking to my wife and asked her about going to some fesitval juggalos and ICP has. I looked it up and it sounds like bad news. My wife said he could go without talking to me.

I am at a loss at this point. While I want my son to experience life, he seems to be headed down a dangerous road and my wife is enabling it. I did talk to my wife about it, and all she can say is that this is "our" way of making up for calling the cops on him.

Can someone who has had troubles youth give me some pointers here? If I am going about it the wrong way, I would appreciate your input. What would you guys do?

tl;dr: Son was good student, met a girl and went downhill. I must have failed somewhere because he is talking back, using drugs and has decided wearing facepaint to mothersday dinner is a good idea. I called the cops on him and this girl when i confronted him about the drugs and he told me to "fuck off", went into his room with this girl. I need advice.

i dont even know

 :hank: dag nabbit bobbeh  :hank:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Hashtag Activist on June 11, 2014, 08:20:09 PM


His son can't be saved.  I recommend putting him out of his misery as soon as possible.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: gaaaayyyyyy on June 11, 2014, 08:21:45 PM
Quote from: Bladethorne
There is a reason why America is top ranked when it comes to death by gun.

That's not even true.  Pretty much every Latin American and Caribbean country has higher homicide by firearm rates.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_firearm-related_death_rate

In the gunsarecool reddit, it's in the rules that you aren't supposed to post black/hispanic gun violence.  Don't possibly infer that guns are only a minor contributor to violence compared to cultural enrichment!
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on June 11, 2014, 08:38:31 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/27vyt1/me_42_m_with_my_son_roger_16_m_has_started/

Quote
A few months ago, my son started failing classes. Since school just got over, he failed two classes. This kid has gotten A's and B's up until a few months ago.

Around this same time, he started hanging out with some girl from school. I don't know what kids call it these days, but she wears a lot of baggy clothing, pale make up and wears ICP shirts everytime I've seen her. I think my son is in love with her because he now ALWAYS paints his face before he goes out, with the exception of when he was going to school. He had about $500 saved up and I guess he went out and bought all these ICP shirts and hats.

At first, I didn't know what ICP was, so i googled it. I found that there is a culture around this band and they call themselves juggalos. I found a lot of negative stuff about juggalos, so naturally I was concerned. Some even consider it a gang.

I brought this up with my son and asked him if he was on drugs. This was about two weeks after he started dressing this way. he told me to mind my own business and slammed his bedroom door in my face. If i ever talked to my dad that way, I got smacked upside the head, but these days it's considered child abuse so I didn't do much at this point.

I waited a few days and tried to talk to him about it again. This time, he told me that I was being dumb and that he wasn't doing drugs. I asked him who he was wearing facepaint. He told me that it was no different then me wearing KISS make up when I went to one of their concerts years ago. I told him that I was going to a concert, not going to the grocery store to buy a gallon of milk.

The argument really didn't get anywhere and I decided to let it go. This was until we went out for our yearly mothers day dinner. We usually go to a decent restaurant and this year we decided to go to Macaroni Grill. Well my son decided he was going to wear his facepaint and ICP clothes to this dinner. I was pissed off and told him to go change. I told him that this wasn't a circus and we were celebrating his mother. He got very upset and yelled some profanity at me about how I am a horrible father. I don't know if I was in the wrong here, so let me know what you guys think.

Because of this argument, we didn't go to dinner. I feel horrible about it for my wifes sake, and I did make it up to her the next day but that isn't relevent to the issue at hand.

So up until last week, my son and I had little contact and when I would try to talk to him, he gave me the silent treatment. This last weekend I found something no father wishes they would ever find. Call me a bad father for snooping, but I did. He was out doing his thing with this girl and I wanted to see if he had any drugs in his room. I thought MAYBE I would find some pot. If I did, I would confiscate it and ground him for a few weeks. But what I found was a white powdery substance in a small ziploc bag.

I knew exactly what this was. I had a cocaine problem before I met my wife so I knew what it looked like. To make sure I was headed in the right direction, I smelled the bag. It was def. cocaine. Obivously being a former addict, I didn't want to taste it to be 100% sure. I went and talked with my wife about it and she was shocked. We didn't know what to do.

Hours later, my son showed up with this girl. I called him out about what I found and he completely lost it and told me I had no right to go through his things. I realize I might be a horrible father for this but I would be even more horrible if he had died from an overdose. He didn't even deny it. After his yelling was finished, I asked the girl to leave and that this was a family matter. My son told me to "Fuck off" and took her to his room. My wife was crying and I was fuming. It took a lot not to slap him across the head but I maintained myself and didn't resort to that.

What I did next is what I feel was the best thing I could do. I called the police on them. My wife is still very upset with me for this, but I didn't see another way to help him out short of physically forcing his girlfriend out and him to stay. The cops came, found that he had some pot. The girl was asked to leave and my son was told if he tried to leave, they (the cops) would take him to a youth detention center for a few days.

Well since all of this, my son has been grounded and is not allowed to see this girl. It's easy for me to blame it all on the girl, but I am sure I failed somewhere for my son to act this way.

Apparently he is talking to my wife and asked her about going to some fesitval juggalos and ICP has. I looked it up and it sounds like bad news. My wife said he could go without talking to me.

I am at a loss at this point. While I want my son to experience life, he seems to be headed down a dangerous road and my wife is enabling it. I did talk to my wife about it, and all she can say is that this is "our" way of making up for calling the cops on him.

Can someone who has had troubles youth give me some pointers here? If I am going about it the wrong way, I would appreciate your input. What would you guys do?

tl;dr: Son was good student, met a girl and went downhill. I must have failed somewhere because he is talking back, using drugs and has decided wearing facepaint to mothersday dinner is a good idea. I called the cops on him and this girl when i confronted him about the drugs and he told me to "fuck off", went into his room with this girl. I need advice.

i dont even know

 :hank: dag nabbit bobbeh  :hank:

His son is lost forever if he doesn't save him now and beat his ass.  Otherwise his son will become a juggalo for life and drink nothing but Faygo.  This might be the greatest r/relationships story I've ever seen.  It's the ultimate FUCK YOU DAD story.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on June 11, 2014, 08:42:38 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/27vwuj/me_26m_and_my_wife26f_agreed_on_a_open_marriage2/

Quote
I'm not sure whether I should stay or go. The other guy is married too but his wife had no idea this was going on. He went as far as asking my wife to leave me, but she declined and reminded him it was for fun only. I question whether or not he did something to one of the condoms, but regardless she is pregnant and has decided to keep it.
The reason we believe it's his is because we have tried in the past to have kids but were not successful and unsure why. We believe it was either due to my wife's weight, her marijuana use and/or me shooting blanks, but she has lost a lot of weight over the past year and a half and stopped smoking 2 months ago.
She wants both of us to be part of the baby's life, but I'm simply unsure whether I should stick around and take care of them both or leave and start a new chapter in my life. I want her to be taken care of but I don't want be taken advantage and miss out on being with someone else who would might make me even happier.
We talked about it, but I'm still thinking about what I want to do. If I stay with her, we'll raise the baby as if it were ours and the father would still be involved. The other option is we get divorced and I move on with my life, but may remain only friends.
Today she is going to have her first ultrasound to check the health of the baby. I'm sure the baby is healthy.
tl;dr wife is pregnant by another guy, unsure whether to stick around
Any advice is much appreciated!

Yep, another polyamory disaster.  This time with kids!
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: SooperPooper on June 11, 2014, 08:48:10 PM
Ugh
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Merrypfeifengesicht on June 11, 2014, 08:57:17 PM
Quote from: Tall_for_a_Jockey
Where are these groups of outlaw Muslims that roam around lawless and without a moral compass? I've been reading about them a lot lately, but I've never actually seen one. It's like somewhere a soccer mom rented "A Clockwork Orange," watched it, and said to herself, "I've got it! It would be the perfect way to spread Islamophobia!"

He's talking about the UK :allears:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Hollywood Shabat Goy Yaro on June 11, 2014, 10:00:22 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/27vwuj/me_26m_and_my_wife26f_agreed_on_a_open_marriage2/

Quote
I'm not sure whether I should stay or go. The other guy is married too but his wife had no idea this was going on. He went as far as asking my wife to leave me, but she declined and reminded him it was for fun only. I question whether or not he did something to one of the condoms, but regardless she is pregnant and has decided to keep it.
The reason we believe it's his is because we have tried in the past to have kids but were not successful and unsure why. We believe it was either due to my wife's weight, her marijuana use and/or me shooting blanks, but she has lost a lot of weight over the past year and a half and stopped smoking 2 months ago.
She wants both of us to be part of the baby's life, but I'm simply unsure whether I should stick around and take care of them both or leave and start a new chapter in my life. I want her to be taken care of but I don't want be taken advantage and miss out on being with someone else who would might make me even happier.
We talked about it, but I'm still thinking about what I want to do. If I stay with her, we'll raise the baby as if it were ours and the father would still be involved. The other option is we get divorced and I move on with my life, but may remain only friends.
Today she is going to have her first ultrasound to check the health of the baby. I'm sure the baby is healthy.
tl;dr wife is pregnant by another guy, unsure whether to stick around
Any advice is much appreciated!

Yep, another polyamory disaster.  This time with kids!

I'm sure gunsarecool would argue that raising your children around guns is far more harmful than this.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Hollywood Shabat Goy Yaro on June 11, 2014, 10:15:29 PM
Also a doxx of the people involved with Reddit gunsarecool would probably reveal some real winners.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Drain The Swamp And Fill It With Piss on June 11, 2014, 10:17:17 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/27vwuj/me_26m_and_my_wife26f_agreed_on_a_open_marriage2/

Quote
I'm not sure whether I should stay or go. The other guy is married too but his wife had no idea this was going on. He went as far as asking my wife to leave me, but she declined and reminded him it was for fun only. I question whether or not he did something to one of the condoms, but regardless she is pregnant and has decided to keep it.
The reason we believe it's his is because we have tried in the past to have kids but were not successful and unsure why. We believe it was either due to my wife's weight, her marijuana use and/or me shooting blanks, but she has lost a lot of weight over the past year and a half and stopped smoking 2 months ago.
She wants both of us to be part of the baby's life, but I'm simply unsure whether I should stick around and take care of them both or leave and start a new chapter in my life. I want her to be taken care of but I don't want be taken advantage and miss out on being with someone else who would might make me even happier.
We talked about it, but I'm still thinking about what I want to do. If I stay with her, we'll raise the baby as if it were ours and the father would still be involved. The other option is we get divorced and I move on with my life, but may remain only friends.
Today she is going to have her first ultrasound to check the health of the baby. I'm sure the baby is healthy.
tl;dr wife is pregnant by another guy, unsure whether to stick around
Any advice is much appreciated!

Yep, another polyamory disaster.  This time with kids!

 :razor: x 1000
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Gender Swapped Dinosaur on June 11, 2014, 10:22:37 PM

Those kids would probably be better off in the Lord's Resistance Army.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Procrustes on June 11, 2014, 11:03:16 PM
Those kids would be better off in an ISIS camp or a Somali fishing boat.

Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Nig Disliker on June 11, 2014, 11:12:04 PM
If your son grows up to be a juggalo, it's time to put him out of his misery.  Then shoot yourself for bringing a juggalo into this world.

Juggalos manage to be some of the dumbest assholes around.  There were a bunch of juggalos in my middle school when ICP had some notoriety (mid-late 90s).  They pretty much all dropped out and did drugs.  There is one I know who managed to pull through to the other side and is working as a drug rehab counselor.  The rest of them fell off the map, probably dead from meth overdoses or grossly obese due to drinking gallons upon gallons of Faygo.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: freak puke on June 11, 2014, 11:31:02 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/27vyt1/me_42_m_with_my_son_roger_16_m_has_started/



This can't be real, it's too perfect.

And even if it is, how the hell do you not know about juggallos by the age of 46?
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: asdf on June 12, 2014, 12:12:57 AM
http://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/27vyt1/me_42_m_with_my_son_roger_16_m_has_started/



This can't be real, it's too perfect.

And even if it is, how the hell do you not know about juggallos by the age of 46?

by living a good life
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: The Floridian on June 12, 2014, 03:58:24 AM
To be fair I didn't know what Juggalos were until I read some goons bitching about them a few years ago.  :myecred:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: no frills on June 12, 2014, 04:06:54 AM
Shoot the kid and try again, by the time it's a teenager ICP won't be a thing anymore.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on June 12, 2014, 08:15:45 AM
Juggalo story is a troll, I'm calling it without even clicking.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Black Gardener on June 12, 2014, 11:45:56 AM
Yeah, calling bullshit.  Real Juggalos would only have money for meth.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: SooperPooper on June 12, 2014, 02:01:23 PM
To be fair I didn't know what Juggalos were until I read some goons bitching about them a few years ago.  :myecred:

You should watch some of the documentaries.  I like how they are equally excited by good and bad tittays.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Drain The Swamp And Fill It With Piss on June 12, 2014, 02:48:08 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/27vwuj/me_26m_and_my_wife26f_agreed_on_a_open_marriage2/

Quote
I'm not sure whether I should stay or go. The other guy is married too but his wife had no idea this was going on. He went as far as asking my wife to leave me, but she declined and reminded him it was for fun only. I question whether or not he did something to one of the condoms, but regardless she is pregnant and has decided to keep it.
The reason we believe it's his is because we have tried in the past to have kids but were not successful and unsure why. We believe it was either due to my wife's weight, her marijuana use and/or me shooting blanks, but she has lost a lot of weight over the past year and a half and stopped smoking 2 months ago.
She wants both of us to be part of the baby's life, but I'm simply unsure whether I should stick around and take care of them both or leave and start a new chapter in my life. I want her to be taken care of but I don't want be taken advantage and miss out on being with someone else who would might make me even happier.
We talked about it, but I'm still thinking about what I want to do. If I stay with her, we'll raise the baby as if it were ours and the father would still be involved. The other option is we get divorced and I move on with my life, but may remain only friends.
Today she is going to have her first ultrasound to check the health of the baby. I'm sure the baby is healthy.
tl;dr wife is pregnant by another guy, unsure whether to stick around
Any advice is much appreciated!

Yep, another polyamory disaster.  This time with kids!

 :razor: x 1000

Came back to post again about this.  How much of a bitch pussy do you have to be to suppress the most EXTREME biological urge you have?  Literally every animal that I know of has has concerns, strategies, and mechanisms in order to determine whether an offspring is actually his.  This isn't red-pill, pseudo-biological non-sense.  Cuckolding is a concern for the males of any species, and not just getting cuck'd by the same species - how many critters out there replace bird's eggs with lizard eggs, or infect one species's young with their own?  Some species of spiders actually break their dicks off in the female spider in order to prevent their semen from being displaces by another male.  BREAKING THEIR DICKS OFF.

There have been questions and huge amounts of duress about legitimacy and lineage in humans for THOUSANDS of years.  And here's this faggot who really considered financially supporting and raising this child, which he KNOWS is not his own, because he  :allears: :allears: :allears: loves his wife :allears: :allears: :allears: but apparently not enough so to remain monogamous. 

God fucking damn it I am so pissed about this.  I don't even care that he is leaving her - that he considered staying in that elaborate shit-fest -complete with all the gymnastics of trying to "make it work" absolutely blows my mind.

 :duckrage: :duckrage: :duckrage: :duckrage: :duckrage: :duckrage: :duckrage: :duckrage: :duckrage: :duckrage: :duckrage:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: SooperPooper on June 12, 2014, 08:29:01 PM
The illegitimate child will be better off not having a father than being raised by Mr McCuck.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: FALSE FLAG POSTING EVENT on June 12, 2014, 08:56:11 PM
The illegitimate child will be better off not having a father than being raised by Mr McCuck.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on June 12, 2014, 09:11:52 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/27vwuj/me_26m_and_my_wife26f_agreed_on_a_open_marriage2/

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I'm not sure whether I should stay or go. The other guy is married too but his wife had no idea this was going on. He went as far as asking my wife to leave me, but she declined and reminded him it was for fun only. I question whether or not he did something to one of the condoms, but regardless she is pregnant and has decided to keep it.
The reason we believe it's his is because we have tried in the past to have kids but were not successful and unsure why. We believe it was either due to my wife's weight, her marijuana use and/or me shooting blanks, but she has lost a lot of weight over the past year and a half and stopped smoking 2 months ago.
She wants both of us to be part of the baby's life, but I'm simply unsure whether I should stick around and take care of them both or leave and start a new chapter in my life. I want her to be taken care of but I don't want be taken advantage and miss out on being with someone else who would might make me even happier.
We talked about it, but I'm still thinking about what I want to do. If I stay with her, we'll raise the baby as if it were ours and the father would still be involved. The other option is we get divorced and I move on with my life, but may remain only friends.
Today she is going to have her first ultrasound to check the health of the baby. I'm sure the baby is healthy.
tl;dr wife is pregnant by another guy, unsure whether to stick around
Any advice is much appreciated!

Yep, another polyamory disaster.  This time with kids!

 :razor: x 1000

Came back to post again about this.  How much of a bitch pussy do you have to be to suppress the most EXTREME biological urge you have?  Literally every animal that I know of has has concerns, strategies, and mechanisms in order to determine whether an offspring is actually his.  This isn't red-pill, pseudo-biological non-sense.  Cuckolding is a concern for the males of any species, and not just getting cuck'd by the same species - how many critters out there replace bird's eggs with lizard eggs, or infect one species's young with their own?  Some species of spiders actually break their dicks off in the female spider in order to prevent their semen from being displaces by another male.  BREAKING THEIR DICKS OFF.

There have been questions and huge amounts of duress about legitimacy and lineage in humans for THOUSANDS of years.  And here's this faggot who really considered financially supporting and raising this child, which he KNOWS is not his own, because he  :allears: :allears: :allears: loves his wife :allears: :allears: :allears: but apparently not enough so to remain monogamous. 

God fucking damn it I am so pissed about this.  I don't even care that he is leaving her - that he considered staying in that elaborate shit-fest -complete with all the gymnastics of trying to "make it work" absolutely blows my mind.

 :duckrage: :duckrage: :duckrage: :duckrage: :duckrage: :duckrage: :duckrage: :duckrage: :duckrage: :duckrage: :duckrage:

This is the polyamory and SJW mindset.  Have you not seen this before?  Wymynysts get to do what they want with no consequences and the men :ultlibrage: can't ever disagree with it or else they are a bigot :ultlibrage:.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: unprivsplain on June 12, 2014, 09:20:58 PM
I was browsing around today and discovered the redditors version of the "bitching about parents" thread and it's quite the goldmine. I present r/raisedbynarcissists/.

On the main page, you're greated with this:
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What is a narcissist? Trait lists are here and here. While they are titled traits specific to mothers or fathers, either gender can have traits from either list.
If you suspect you may be a narcissist, please read Help! I Think I am a Narcissist!
If you know you are a narcissist, please refrain from posting to this sub. Narcissists are not allowed to post or comment in this subreddit. Consider instead /r/selfimprovement/ or /r/DecidingToBeBetter/
and this (important to decode)
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N or Narc= Narcissist/Narcissistic
Edad/Emom = enabler dad/enabler mom
ACoN = Adult Child of Narcissist(s)
SoNM = Son of Narcissistic Mother
DoNF = Daughter of Narcissistic Father
NMiL = Narcissistic Mother-In-Law
GC = Golden Child
SG = Scapegoat
NC = No Contact
LC = Low Contact
FOO = Family of Origin
FOC = Family of Choice

From the stuck thread:
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Father's Day is coming to the US this weekend.
If you have any thoughts, feelings, rants, memories, fears or whatever about Father's Day, you can post them here. If you want to post your own independent post about Father's Day, you are welcome to do that as well. Whatever works for you. :)
If you are struggling with this holiday to the point of feeling suicidal, remember that there are links near the top of our sidebar with resources to help.

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I came to this sub tonight looking for something like this. I passed by the card aisle in the grocery store today and had to go hide in the freezer section for a while. I'm still in contact with my N dad and I just am DREADING fathers day. He takes every card, even silence as validation of his behavior. I just cant even deal. I'm not in a position to go no contact due to my reliance on my grandparents (my Ndad's parents). If I get him a card that says anything about being a great dad, or I can always count on you, or some generic hallmark shit, he'll read it and reread it and post it on fb and think it's the truth. If I dont get him a card or celebrate fathers day, it will be WWIII with my entire family.

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my dad will die soon probably. he's in his 80s. i've gone NC and it hurts a lot. but he's trapped by my n-mom. as a treat, he showed me her secret gaslighting techniques from a young age. but i'm the only one who sees them now and i'm treated like 'a crazy.'
anyway, i'm not quite suicidal but this is my first time when i'll not be seeing my dad on father's day.
my mom chose to have father's day WITH my sister's b.f.'s family, possibly to inappropriately share and cry about me with them. that's ok.
i'm trying to sever all emotional connections to the people who i was taught were the most moral and dependable people in the universe.
moral of the story people: trust is a mirror, which, once broken, can be 'repaired' but the cracks are forever visible.
'family is forever' is my family's motto.
i would say, 'trust is forever.' and on the flipside, destroyed trust can make any permanent relationship into a 'relationship' instantly.

Here's another thread:
"[trigger warning] ndad said something..."
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We were sitting in his room... smoking weed... with his new "girlfriend" which i say loosely because he treats women like property, until he marries them... and he said something demeaning to me, I can't even remember it, and i just stared at the bed because that's all I can do anyway, and he said after, with a smile on his face: "Look, it doesn't even phase him anymore." to his girlfriend. It hurts so bad...

It keeps going:
"Went LC w/ no issue, realized NMom doesn't seem to care..."
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I've been LC to NC to LC over the course of a few years. Long story shirt, my oldest brother married a narc and became GC. My other siblings can't stand either of them and after a huge blow out, the relationships are all fractured. Of course NMom took his side and used every opportunity to bad mouth to anyone and everyone- even after other brothers had my back. Still, I'm the "shit stirrer " and I "isolate" him. He doesn't show up to anything he's invited to! If they do, his narc wife talks about herself or buries her face in her phone. So, after the last family get together when nmom gaslights my 6 & 10 year old daughters, I went LC. Well, I just realized Nmom has not contacted me either! Nothing. I should be ecstatic, but I'm indignant! All the shit she put and puts me through, I'm not the one who needs to be LCed. I know, I know I sound ridiculous, but tell me why this bothers me and how I can make it not.

Last one:
"DAE parent(s) insist in chatting to the cashier in a store or supermarket?"
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I have never seen my mother able to complete a purchase in silence, or with even the small amount of interaction necessary. It's like she has a compulsion to engage a person even if that person looks thoroughly disinterested.
Absurdly petty and nobody would take seriously right?
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That'd be my father. And even worse in restaurants, except what he was really after was an opening to tell the server how he went to the school of hard knocks. Because why else would they be there except to listen to his stories about Overcoming the Odds and Becoming Such an Awesome Guy?
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Well it's not enough to have a story about becoming who you are - it must be validated! By other people! Constantly! Otherwise where would he derive his self esteem from? (sigh)
My mother will do this with her looks - "do you think I'm beautiful?" "So and so said how good I look for my age, I'm doing well don't you think?"*
*response necessary for validation

Bitter doesn't even begin to describe these people.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: nerdball on June 12, 2014, 09:23:13 PM
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N or Narc= Narcissist/Narcissistic
Edad/Emom = enabler dad/enabler mom
ACoN = Adult Child of Narcissist(s)
SoNM = Son of Narcissistic Mother
DoNF = Daughter of Narcissistic Father
NMiL = Narcissistic Mother-In-Law
GC = Golden Child
SG = Scapegoat
NC = No Contact
LC = Low Contact
FOO = Family of Origin
FOC = Family of Choice

What the fuck is this shit? Are they triggered by having to type actual words?
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Nig Disliker on June 12, 2014, 09:29:47 PM
To be fair, I wouldn't doubt that most redditards were raised by shitty parents.  It's why they're at Reddit in the first place.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on June 12, 2014, 09:34:36 PM
To be fair, I wouldn't doubt that most redditards were raised by shitty parents.  It's why they're at Reddit in the first place.

No, it's mostly FUCK YOU DAD!  Bullshit.  Most of these people are faggot gen yers who can't handle anything.  Their parents should have aborted them long ago to save the world the trouble.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dr. Hatchet-Wound on June 12, 2014, 10:17:11 PM

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he showed me her secret gaslighting techniques

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nmom gaslights my 6 & 10 year old daughters


Smart goons love that word too and use it like they just learned it. (not that I knew it before)

What do you know, they both ramp up at the same time:
(http://i.imgur.com/CtImdrr.png)
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Danger-Weiner on June 12, 2014, 10:24:52 PM
It's Colombia not Columbia.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: freak puke on June 12, 2014, 10:35:15 PM


I knew the quotes would be amazing as soon as I saw the acronyms  :reagan:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Drain The Swamp And Fill It With Piss on June 12, 2014, 10:35:58 PM
i really appreciate this thread becasue there is so much bullshit hand-wringing goony gold on reddit that I literally can't keep up with it all
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Obese and Triggered on June 12, 2014, 10:38:34 PM
To be fair I didn't know what Juggalos were until I read some goons bitching about them a few years ago.  :myecred:

You should watch some of the documentaries.  I like how they are equally excited by good and bad tittays.

 :myecred: to be fair, so am I.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Merrypfeifengesicht on June 12, 2014, 11:29:54 PM
i really appreciate this thread becasue there is so much bullshit hand-wringing goony gold on reddit that I literally can't keep up with it all

We wade into the garbage so you don't have to!
 :nixon:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: unprivsplain on June 12, 2014, 11:49:29 PM
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I just need to share this since I feel like I've taken some big steps forward in the last few months and this event actually makes me feel more confident with myself.
Well my NMom got ahold of my old laptop that I gave my brother before he could wipe the hard drive. Now she has seen my old reddit account (this one was never on my laptop) and a few other more... intimate sites. I honestly feel bad for her because she is going to need some serious brain bleach after looking at all the things I'm in to.
She hasn't contacted me yet, but my brother has filled me in on all the details so far. She is flipping out so badly after learning about everything on it. She is of course denying all the stuff that is on this sub, surprise surprise, yelling about calling the cops on all the "crazy porn" on it, (we furries are strange creatures, but nothing illegal) and trying to access stuff like my bank account on it.
I made sure to clear all the stuff on everything but my social media stuff, so all she got was the Reddit account and a few furry forums, but I have alerts set up with my bank just in case. Overall I'm just laughing my ass off at how she now has to process all of this and I didn't even have to say a word to her. I'm thinking about sending her a text along the lines of "If you don't want to be mentally scarred don't dig through another persons computer without permission."
It feels good to laugh at something like this. Just a few months ago I would be having a panic attack but now, just enjoying the sweet justice she's getting.
:clint:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: or god forbid an actual nigger on June 12, 2014, 11:56:01 PM
Heh I masturbate to animal people but whose getting the last laugh now???  :smug:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: ompb on June 12, 2014, 11:59:19 PM
i really appreciate this thread becasue there is so much bullshit hand-wringing goony gold on reddit that I literally can't keep up with it all
Me too. Its like a safari.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: wimpb on June 13, 2014, 12:50:51 AM
Heh I masturbate to animal people but whose getting the last laugh now???  :smug:

i dont know how anyone can masturbate to niggers
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: SooperPooper on June 13, 2014, 01:18:56 AM
To be fair I didn't know what Juggalos were until I read some goons bitching about them a few years ago.  :myecred:

You should watch some of the documentaries.  I like how they are equally excited by good and bad tittays.

 :myecred: to be fair, so am I.


Good avatar post combo. I've seen things man, looked directly into the horrible tittay abyss. Looked rad in a shirt, looked rad in a bra, oh fuck they are near where the belly button is. the horror.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Merrypfeifengesicht on June 13, 2014, 01:54:27 AM
More ~GUN CONTROL~ with today's featured player, weeping Australian pussy "Fuckinger." Also lol at a redditor with the username "PraseBeToScience" living up to his gay name.

Quote from: Fuckinger
I was going to plan a trip to the states for 2015 - but its just so unsafe with all the guns and mentals with guns, ive rebooked my holiday to Japan instead. Your NRA needs a good kick in the pants, the rest of us in the Western world are just in shock that gun laws cant be placed - you need a strong leader who will push change through with No Fear.

:lf:

Quote from: PraiseBeToScience
When it comes to our domestic affairs, our system of government heavily favors the status quo. Especially now that filibusters are the norm in the Senate, all action needs 60 out of 100 votes to pass. Given almost all the smaller states are GOP/progun and they have equal voice in the Senate as the much larger states like California, a very small portion of the population can stop legislation. We are basically being held hostage by 20% of our population that live in small states and want their guns no matter how many people get killed over it.
:rpno:

Quote from: Fuckinger
It must just be a horrible feeling knowing that every tom dick and Harry in the grocery store probably has a pistol. Here in Australia after the massacre in Tasmania that was it. The nation changed. The prime minister of the time John Howard just made it happen. And if I saw the bloke in the street I would shake his hand in thanks that we now don't have to go what you, in the USA must.

Quote from: thatguyinbk
We live in a nation with an occupying terrorist army - the cultists of the 2nd amendment. :librage:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Drain The Swamp And Fill It With Piss on June 13, 2014, 09:33:18 AM
I [27/M] am thinking of my breaking up with my g/f [24/F] of 5 months, because she still has a penis.◉ Locked Post ◉ (http://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/27zzyv/i_27m_am_thinking_of_my_breaking_up_with_my_gf/)

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submitted 15 hours ago by JasinNat

I've been dating her for a few months, we've never had sex before and never done anything sexual. She wanted it slow, and that was fine by me I respected her boundaries and never pushed. Well, last week she finally wanted to take our relation to the next level.

When we got into the bedroom she was awfully shy about me taking her pants off. She wanted to keep them on and wanted to do do anal only and with the lights off. I convinced her that I didn't care what she looked like naked, and that I cared for her and I would her attractive no matter what. She reluctantly agreed, and showed me her secret.

She still had a penis, and testicles. Now I have no issues with LBGT, I support transgenders. She physically may be a he, but, I know for a fact she's a woman. I tried, I just couldn't work around it. I tried to comfort her, but, she broke down and just told me to go. I felt disgusting about what I did, but, theres nothing I could do to hide the fact i just couldn't do it.

We tried the next day again and no luck. I just couldn't do it, and that just made things worse between us. I like her, but, without the sex it's impossible for us to do anything. We haven't really been talking, we're at the moment not talking. i talked to my friends and they all think I'm a shallow transphobic jackass and have all turned against me. I support LBGT issues, I understand physically she may be a he, but, mentally she's a woman. But, I can't get past it.

Plus the fact she hid it from me. She never even attempted to tell me even though she knew I was an advocate for LBGT rights. She plans to get it removed one day, but, I don't want to wait forever. This whole sexless issue would get in the way of our relation. her hiding it fromm me isn't the main issue, I'm sure she had reasons, but, I like sex and I want the whole package in a relation. If I'm not attracted to her then how can I keep the relation?

Should I try it again, or should I end the relation?

tl;dr: G/f has a penis, my friends hate me for considering breaking up with her. I am not attracted to her anymore. Considering breaking up.

hear that guys?  he wants the whole package in a relationship

 :tom: :tom: :tom: :tom: :tom: :tom:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Professor of Niggerology on June 13, 2014, 09:40:38 AM
lol he went almost 6 months without banging his "girlfriend"

he must have literally never tried to get into his pants
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on June 13, 2014, 09:57:20 AM
sjws paying lip service to causes that they truly don't believe in? why, i never!

"oh baby, yeah. i'm so happy we'll finally have sex! i've been climbing the walls i'm so horny. i can't wait to ... " *sad slide whistle*

Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Got Milk? on June 13, 2014, 10:18:51 AM
I love that he couldn't tell this was not a woman until he saw the dick.

Also, some segments of society have gotten to the point where people feel guilty for not being gay. Like it's not enough to tolerate homosexuality, and be like, "I don't care what anyone else does in the bedroom, it's just not my thing," you actually have to feel guilty for not wanting to put your dick in another man's asshole. That's what really blows me away.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Drain The Swamp And Fill It With Piss on June 13, 2014, 10:23:50 AM
possible user names from that post alone

whole package relationship
girlfriend has a penis
advocate for LGBT rights
still had a penis, and testicles
she showed me her secret
shallow transphobic jackass
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Autistic Yankee on June 13, 2014, 10:25:26 AM
possible user names from that post alone

whole package relationship
girlfriend has a penis
advocate for LGBT rights
still had a penis, and testicles
she showed me her secret
shallow transphobic jackass

You forgot:   anal only with the lights off   :allears:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Drain The Swamp And Fill It With Piss on June 13, 2014, 10:32:20 AM
ive never had sex with a dude but how the fuck would he not feel the dick and balls slapping him like a flesh-colored newton's cradle?

(http://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/newtons-cradle-1.jpg)

i guess OP wanst going to have s ex with a dude either since he is really a girl on the inside  :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Got Milk? on June 13, 2014, 10:45:08 AM
I masterbate to thoughts of my wife getting fucked by other men (http://www.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/27ahbf/i_masterbate_to_thoughts_of_my_wife_getting/)

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Sometimes its guys we know, some times its her ex's. The idea just gets me off. Not in a cuckold way, but more like hotwife.

I'm not sure how I would react if this actually happened, but there are times when I'd love for it to be a reality.

Pretty standard anonymous internet confession, but the comments are what get me:

This one guy who is no doubt well over 300 pounds says:

Quote from: toonafishthrowaway
This is a pretty common fantasy, and depending on you and your wife, an entirely possible one. There are many ways to go about it and many ways it can unfold. Don't assume that everyone is built the same way. My partner and I love group sex, and love watching each other fuck someone else. Somehow we just don't get jealous. We talk about it quite a lot -- how we feel, if there's something that feels wrong, etc. We have an open relationship and see other people, but you can make whatever rules for yourself you both see fit.

You can try to bring up fantasy life with her. Ask her if she has any kinks and try to fulfill them for her. Tread carefully when bringing up your own, she might think you have ulterior motives.

Some people reply with suggestions that something can go wrong such as:

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If you cross that line and you don't like it, there is no going back

It sets the original commenter off:

Quote from: toonafishthrowaway
That's entirely untrue. Relationships can grow and change in different ways depending on the people in it and how they communicate.

Quote from: toonafishthrowaway
Dude, I agree that you should think long and hard about it. BUT, people are different. Don't assume that it won't work for everyone. There are people who care about it, and people who don't. I am one of the ones who doesn't.

Quote from: toonafishthrowaway
All of these things can happen anyways. Discussing fantasies and the like can actually serve to stem cheating and dishonesty. It depends on the people, definitely though.

When you click on this no doubt level-headed man's post history, you get this:

Quote from: toonafishthrowaway
TW: self harm urges I don't know if I can even read other posts for fear of triggering. My veins are burning already and I just keep thinking of punching. I know at this point not to be near sharp things, but it's hard not to punch myself.
 I haven't self injured in months. I haven't self injured more than a single punch in over a decade. I am being self-destructive though. Self sabotaging. I have been taking my meds and trying to go to appointments, but not anything beyond that. I've been withdrawing from all my friends who've known me for more than a few months. I don't want anyone to realize how much I've failed. I don't tell anyone anything. I'm an adult now. I'm not supposed to be this weak. Especially because I've been through all of this before many times. I spent my adolescence in therapy, I worked REALLY FUCKING HARD to dig my way out of depression and anxiety. I've worked my way from hospitalization at 13, to three different high schools, through a job, through undergrad, through working my prerequisites to getting into graduate school and getting ONE SEMESTER AWAY from graduating. I've thought of myself as really fucking strong. Willing to face each new cobweb of anxiety. Willing to fight it. In the last year, I've been stalling on finishing my masters -- now I've convinced myself it will be too hard for me and it's not the right thing for me. Since, I took a job at my parents' company and couldn't cut it. I was too caught up in my father's expectations (most of which I projected onto him) and I stopped showing up and then felt totally ashamed to show my face again. I basically faded on the job. Now, I've been jobless for several months. While I was meeting a bunch of new people (and enjoying it), I was withdrawing from the friends I already had. I am afraid of the shame -- them seeing me for what I am: a failure.

So I know how I'm supposed to get out of this. Have meaningful conversations, exercise, volunteer somewhere or get an actual job. This would make pretty much everything better. BUT there is something in me that just REFUSES to get better. It seems like I'm trying to prove my incompetence to someone. To myself? Trying to prove that I need help? I don't fully understand it. I do need help, but I can't ask for it. I feel so lonely and self-pitying. I feel like I'm pulling a tantrum so that people will realize what I need. What I needed. I don't have the confidence to do much. I don't work on art projects anymore. I don't play music anymore. I can't imagine holding down a real job at this point. Sometimes I think it's just so that I can free myself of all these expectations. Then I can breathe. But even then, it's time to build back up again. So what happens then? I have to go through all that bullshit? So maybe I'm making it worse on purpose. Maybe I don't ever want to have expectations again.

I realize that all this are maladaptive coping mechanisms and the like... just don't know how to break through when any attempts are just going to rescar me. Retraumatize me. I just took some tranquilizers so I'll probably trail off (and thankfully maybe sleep). I don't even know if I'm making sense.

day two: I don't seem to want to change. I think part of me avoiding people is trying to avoid the truth. Avoiding help. I seem to be driving myself to failure. I've been avoiding my parents. I don't even have fun with people anymore.

Why don't I reach out? Because people just feed me trite shit. I know I need to exercise. I know I need to talk to people. BUT I CANT DO IT. I'm sorry, but I've been through over 15 years of intense therapy. I "know" how to get out. I've done it before. There's just something that seems to be bigger that I can't overcome. It's invisible, it's painful, it's a creation of my brain, it's embarrassing as fuck, and it might not actually be real. Fuck. Why is my default to be scared of everything? Why have my meds seemingly stopped working? Why am I hellbent on failing?

TL;DR - Been through all this shit before, overcame before, and somehow can't stop it this time.

Yesir, this is someone who should be giving advice on healthy relationships.  :nixon:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Drain The Swamp And Fill It With Piss on June 13, 2014, 10:49:37 AM
hmmm the vast majority of trans, swingers, and people with fetishes have mental illnesses?

who would have thought  :jesse:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Hashtag Activist on June 13, 2014, 12:12:29 PM
Maybe these guys realize their wife needs to be fucked by a man every now and then  :jesse:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Nig Disliker on June 13, 2014, 12:37:36 PM
I still blame all this shit on the fact that it is no longer kosher to admit to liking standard heteronormative sex.  Liking a chick with big tits (unless she is 250 pounds) is now verboten and you have to qualify it with a bunch of bullshit to make it acceptable in today's pozzed society.  As a result, their sexual drives are getting perverted because they are no longer allowed to have normal sexual desires.  Hence all of these creepy fetishes, often involving the man not having self respect.  It's kind of sad but I get the feeling that things are going to be pretty good for men who still aren't ashamed of being born with a penis here in a few years when women get fed up with the SJW self loathing bullshit most "males" have today.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Autistic Yankee on June 13, 2014, 01:33:44 PM
It's kind of sad but I get the feeling that things are going to be pretty good for men who still aren't ashamed of being born with a penis here in a few years when women get fed up with the SJW self loathing bullshit most "males" have today.

Hence all the self described "feminists" that write erotica about "being breed by a true alpha male".  It's always fucking hilarious when you find one of them.  They are more common than you think.  :allears:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Hollywood Shabat Goy Yaro on June 13, 2014, 01:34:19 PM
What exactly is the appeal of seeing a nig rail your wife while you watch?   :facepalm:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: SvM on June 13, 2014, 02:26:15 PM
What exactly is the appeal of seeing a nig rail your wife while you watch?   :facepalm:

I'm not going to begin to try to understand it but to my understanding interracial porn makes bank.  So go figure.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: ompb on June 13, 2014, 02:46:08 PM
What exactly is the appeal of seeing a nig rail your wife while you watch?   :facepalm:

White guilt and feeling like they don't deserve a wife or to be happy.

Better bow down and hand over everything, including the wife, to the niggers! See guys, I'm not racist! See? Guys?
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on June 13, 2014, 03:08:08 PM
My wife has huge tits and I am proud to admit it is a large part of what initially attracted me to her and she knows it.  I don't understand how these perverted desires even get started though.  I mean I've been watching porn since I was 14 and my tastes have never really changed.  I don't get how to some people it becomes like a drug to where they need more extreme shit to get off.  I mean are they masturbating so much that they get bored or are their psyches so fucked up from some sort of past abuse that their brains no longer work like they should?  Could someone explain how this happens?  Because the extreme porn still horrifies me now just as much as it did when I was a teenager just beginning puberty :jesse:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Professor of Niggerology on June 13, 2014, 03:13:23 PM
What exactly is the appeal of seeing a nig rail your wife while you watch?   :facepalm:
shooting the nig with your 45 afterwards
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Merrypfeifengesicht on June 13, 2014, 03:23:03 PM
sjws paying lip service to causes that they truly don't believe in? why, i never!

"oh baby, yeah. i'm so happy we'll finally have sex! i've been climbing the walls i'm so horny. i can't wait to ... " *sad slide whistle*

THIS     THIS     THIS     THIS     THIS     THIS     THIS     THIS     THIS     THIS     THIS     THIS     THIS     THIS     THIS     THIS     THIS     THIS     THIS     THIS     THIS     THIS     THIS     THIS

I'm sad I can only upvote you once. "i talked to my friends and they all think I'm a shallow transphobic jackass and have all turned against me." rofl
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Drain The Swamp And Fill It With Piss on June 13, 2014, 05:48:48 PM
My wife has huge tits and I am proud to admit it

 :reagan:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: The Watcher on June 13, 2014, 09:45:12 PM
My wife has huge tits and I am proud to admit it is a large part of what initially attracted me to her and she knows it.  I don't understand how these perverted desires even get started though.  I mean I've been watching porn since I was 14 and my tastes have never really changed.  I don't get how to some people it becomes like a drug to where they need more extreme shit to get off.  I mean are they masturbating so much that they get bored or are their psyches so fucked up from some sort of past abuse that their brains no longer work like they should?  Could someone explain how this happens?  Because the extreme porn still horrifies me now just as much as it did when I was a teenager just beginning puberty :jesse:
Post pics
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Ghostse on June 13, 2014, 09:45:30 PM
Post pics
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on June 14, 2014, 02:36:12 PM
:clint: No.:clint: Go watch some porn if you want see some big boobs.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: SooperPooper on June 14, 2014, 02:41:46 PM
:clint: No.:clint: Go watch some porn if you want see some big boobs.

WWA(ran)D???
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: bigperm on June 14, 2014, 03:46:09 PM
I still blame all this shit on the fact that it is no longer kosher to admit to liking standard heteronormative sex.  Liking a chick with big tits (unless she is 250 pounds) is now verboten and you have to qualify it with a bunch of bullshit to make it acceptable in today's pozzed society.  As a result, their sexual drives are getting perverted because they are no longer allowed to have normal sexual desires.  Hence all of these creepy fetishes, often involving the man not having self respect.  It's kind of sad but I get the feeling that things are going to be pretty good for men who still aren't ashamed of being born with a penis here in a few years when women get fed up with the SJW self loathing bullshit most "males" have today.

This kind of thing is only rampant among nerds and people on the internet. You can generally spot them right away in real life; they're the fat blobs in video game t-shirts, or the zany girls with dyed hair or various other alternative-looking people. The people you see going to work every morning at the office or the factory aren't the ones posting this tripe. Normal people are not into this shit. Everybody that I know and associate with has more or less the standard view of what makes someone attractive.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: a bad guy on June 14, 2014, 05:06:47 PM
Productive members of society don't have time for useless navel gazing, yes.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Merrypfeifengesicht on June 14, 2014, 05:37:32 PM
Europeans are the biggest, gayest babies.

This motherfucker is talking about car doors that automatically lock:
Quote from: miellaby
not in Europe, afaik. My rented car did that in a Canada trip, and we were all frigtened. Because, if you need to lock a car to feel protected when you drive in some place, it implies that you couldn't walk in the same place. What's this, middle age?

He was afraid because the rental car doors locked in Canada.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Black Gardener on June 14, 2014, 05:49:48 PM
Europeans are the biggest, gayest babies.

This motherfucker is talking about car doors that automatically lock:
Quote from: miellaby
not in Europe, afaik. My rented car did that in a Canada trip, and we were all frigtened. Because, if you need to lock a car to feel protected when you drive in some place, it implies that you couldn't walk in the same place. What's this, middle age?

He was afraid because the rental car doors locked in Canada.

 :megatuss:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on June 14, 2014, 08:46:15 PM
Has there been a car made in the past 25 years that didn't have auto locks once you hit 10mph?
 :jesse:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Drain The Swamp And Fill It With Piss on June 14, 2014, 09:19:04 PM
Has there been a car made in the past 25 years that didn't have auto locks once you hit 10mph?
 :jesse:

probably those shitty cars that start at $12,000 new for a current model year
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Tranny Feet on June 14, 2014, 09:54:59 PM
It's not even a Euro problem; most European cars automatically lock when you start driving. BMWs definitely do it and I'm pretty sure Mercs as well.

Dude's just a hysterical faggot.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Drain The Swamp And Fill It With Piss on June 15, 2014, 01:04:49 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/28741m/me_28f_with_my_bf_31m_of_5mo_doesnt_use_the/

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Me [28F] with my BF [31M] of 5mo doesn't use the bathroom...Relationships

submitted 4 hours ago by HygenicThrowaway

I feel weird posting this, but I need an outside perspective on this matter.

My boyfriend and I have been together for 5 months and he's probably the nicest guy I've ever been with. I've dealt with a string of abusive men, and to finally meet a guy who legitimately respects me and holds my opinions in high regard is refreshing to say the very least. He's a smart and talented man, very crafty and handy, and works a job that makes a better-than-average salary. However, things took a strange turn about a month ago.

I was over at his apartment and saw a 2liter bottle of what looked like urine stowed away near his desk. He told me that it was apple juice and looked very intent on changing the subject. He excused himself to the bathroom, and so I uncapped the bottle and sniffed it- it was definitely NOT apple juice. I told him what I'd done and he became (reasonably) upset that I hadn't left it alone, and assured me that it was just for "some dumb prank" he was going to pull on a friend. I dropped the subject and left him alone about it.

A few days later, I was using the bathroom at his place and saw a large package of Depends in his bathroom cabinet. His parents are no longer alive, and he's never made any mention of caring for an elderly person, so I don't know what to think about it.

About a week later, things started getting weirder. I found another bottle of urine- a different bottle (different color cap), and went to question him about it. I confronted him while he was in the kitchen, and found him peeing in the sink. Immediately, he was startled, tried to tuck his penis into his boxers and act like nothing had happened, but it was pretty obvious from how he was acting, not to mention a large urine stain on the front of his boxer shorts. I asked him what he was doing, and he reacted very defensively, telling me it was time to go home, that he suddenly had an appointment he needed to get to, and just trying to get me out of his place. Naturally, I left.

I wasn't using the bathroom, the toilet was completely open for use, and he still elected to pee in the sink, making me even more confused and wary about the whole situation.

I don't know what to do, guys. I like this guy- I'm pretty sure that I'm not too far from saying that I love this guy. When we first started out, I felt like a bird with an injured wing and he was nurturing me back to health (cliche, I know, but it's seriously how I felt). He makes me happy, he has a stable lifestyle and we're compatible on so many levels it's crazy... but I'm just not into pee. I don't have an aversion to urine, but I'm not comfortable with his hygienic habits and I'm actually a little worried he'll urinate in my own sinks if he were to visit my apartment.

Am I crazy? Am I immature for thinking this? Every time I think of him, I can't help but jump back to him leaning his pelvis over the sink, peeing into it like it was no big deal, or the idea that he might be wearing adult diapers beneath his clothes when we're together. I don't want to be a bully, but it's such a major turn-off for me that I can see this causing very real, very serious issues in our relationship. Any and all help, or suggestions with how to deal with this would be vastly appreciated.

tl;dr: My boyfriend pees in the sink and bottles instead of the toilet, and owns adult diapers.

guys what should i do?
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: asdf on June 15, 2014, 01:30:25 PM
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I don't have an aversion to urine

a normal thing to say
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: SooperPooper on June 15, 2014, 01:33:39 PM
I like how she just adds the adult diaper thing as an afterthought. Nothing to see here  :goonette:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Merrypfeifengesicht on June 15, 2014, 01:46:56 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/28741m/me_28f_with_my_bf_31m_of_5mo_doesnt_use_the/

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Me [28F] with my BF [31M] of 5mo doesn't use the bathroom...Relationships

submitted 4 hours ago by HygenicThrowaway

I feel weird posting this, but I need an outside perspective on this matter.

My boyfriend and I have been together for 5 months and he's probably the nicest guy I've ever been with. I've dealt with a string of abusive men(http://i.imgur.com/mPej4eW.gif):adam::drew:(http://i.imgur.com/mPej4eW.gif)
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Hashtag Activist on June 15, 2014, 02:31:00 PM
Sex related reddits should require a photo.  Not so you can Dox people and shame them but to see what the person you take advice from looks like.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Autistic Yankee on June 15, 2014, 03:18:58 PM
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I don't have an aversion to urine

a normal thing to say

New username spotted!
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: unprivsplain on June 15, 2014, 05:53:24 PM
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Talk to him. Tell him that you're not trying to judge him, but that you really like him and that if you guys are going to continue to move forward, you want him to be open and honest with you. It's obviously something he can't hide from you anymore and he can pretend that you didn't see what you saw or have a little faith in you that you'll listen to him on why he's doing this.
134 upvotes. Maybe they upvote the most incorrect answer in that subreddit? (I know they don't)
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Drain The Swamp And Fill It With Piss on June 15, 2014, 06:49:39 PM
tell me more about your diaper and urine fetish, boyfriend, i promise i wont be judgmental
      :say:
 :goonette:
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on June 15, 2014, 10:21:28 PM
I got banned in r/sex for "SLUTSHAMING!" :ultlibrage: by saying that people who sleep around constantly having one night stands are almost always horribly broken people.  Needless to say they didn't like that one.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Obese and Triggered on June 15, 2014, 10:45:10 PM
I got banned in r/sex for "SLUTSHAMING!" :ultlibrage: by saying that people who sleep around constantly having one night stands are almost always horribly broken people.  Needless to say they didn't like that one.

I'm no anthropologist but I don't recall ever reading about a society where female promiscuity was generally tolerated or encouraged. The notable exceptions being religious sex - temple whores. It seems pretty strange that in over 10,000 years of recorded history that there doesn't seem to be any culture that is okay with chicks hopping on as many dicks as they can.

I am aware that there's a huge gradation between American prudishness and European permissiveness (especially in Scandinavian countries) so there is loads of room for differences but it just strikes me as odd that it seems to be more common that women are punished socially for having lots of different partners.

Happily, this works fine for me because those silly sluts will sleep with anybody, including me. Thanks sluts!
 :nixon:

Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Drain The Swamp And Fill It With Piss on June 15, 2014, 10:53:38 PM
I got banned in r/sex for "SLUTSHAMING!" :ultlibrage: by saying that people who sleep around constantly having one night stands are almost always horribly broken people.  Needless to say they didn't like that one.

I'm no anthropologist but I don't recall ever reading about a society where female promiscuity was generally tolerated or encouraged. The notable exceptions being religious sex - temple whores. It seems pretty strange that in over 10,000 years of recorded history that there doesn't seem to be any culture that is okay with chicks hopping on as many dicks as they can.

I am aware that there's a huge gradation between American prudishness and European permissiveness (especially in Scandinavian countries) so there is loads of room for differences but it just strikes me as odd that it seems to be more common that women are punished socially for having lots of different partners.

Happily, this works fine for me because those silly sluts will sleep with anybody, including me. Thanks sluts!
 :nixon:

the analogy falls apart because no other period of time in history has had safe/cheap/reliable forms of birth control.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: Nig Disliker on June 15, 2014, 11:13:19 PM
There is a lot of movement in modern anthropology that promiscuity was rampant in ancient tribal communities.  Again, a lot of this stuff has no facts to really back it up.  I suppose some ancient matriarch (not a patriarch, sexist bigot) ran a society where troons and women led and men were the othered group but those societies died off to the point where there is no written or painted documentation of these societies, which means these people are full of shit but it makes feminists happy so I guess that is all that matters.  However there are cave paintings of women with huge hooters, so that means that the first men were sexist bigots even then.
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: EaglesDick on June 16, 2014, 12:09:47 AM </