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Title: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on January 01, 2017, 12:41:54 AM
Ok faggots, here's the Deadpool for Current Year.  Rules same as last year: pick 10, 100 - age at death = points. You have 1 week to make your pics, the deadline is January 7, 2017, no editing your picks after that date. Have fun and good luck!

EDIT: Famous animals are not allowed. Sorry.

Pics in no particular order:

Hugh Hefner
Rob Kardashian
Paul McCartney
Valerie Harper
Billy Idol
Angela Merkel
George Soros
Suge Knight
Hillary Clinton
Lionel Richie

Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on January 01, 2017, 12:48:40 AM
Keith Richards
Stan Lee
Art Garfunkle Michael Schumacher
Sidney Poitier
Mary Kate Olsen
Lindsay Lohan
Doris Day
Hugh Jackman Charles Manson
Mr. T
Bob Dylan
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Bill Wilkins on January 01, 2017, 01:02:06 AM
Who's left to die?

George Soros.  :swift:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on January 01, 2017, 01:02:52 AM
I still think we should get one point if someone we selected in a previous thread snuffs it.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Talcum X on January 01, 2017, 01:34:49 AM
Queen Elizabeth
Stephen Hawking
Barbara Bush
Black guy from the office
Cher
Betty White
Mel Gibson
Mariah Carey (suicide)
Bernie Sanders
 :clint:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Furry Holocaust on January 01, 2017, 01:35:51 AM
The year the music died.

Linda Ronstadt
Neil Diamond
Bob Dylan
Tom Jones
John Prine
Lady Gaga
Paul McCartney (for the second time)
Elton John
Billy Joel
Paul Anka
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: FALSE FLAG POSTING EVENT on January 01, 2017, 01:43:53 AM
1. Angelina Jolie
2. Paris Jackson
3. Fergie Rob Kardashian
4. Charlie Sheen Charles Manson
5. Bill Clinton
6. Queen Elizabeth
7. Tara Reid
8. Lily-Rose Depp Jean Claude Van Damme
9. OJ Simpson
10. Jimmy Fallon Val Kilmer
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: LawnGnome on January 01, 2017, 02:01:50 AM
Hugh Jackman? Something about him put him one foot in the grave? Seriously, don't pay attention to celebrities, but that one seems dubious.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: David Hedgehogstein on January 01, 2017, 02:14:10 AM
The Queen
Captain Picard/Xavier
Luke Skywalker
Kirk Douglas
Prince Philip
Jimmy Carter
Bush Senior
Hugh Hefner
George Soros
The Guy who played the original Darth Vader
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Fuck Glitterbomber on January 01, 2017, 02:27:50 AM
Total Biscuit
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
Desmond Tutu
Leah Bracknell
Nobby Stiles
Aretha Franklin
John Newman (British singer)
Charles Trippy
Jimmy Carter
Gord Downie


Go get 'em, Dick, Desmond, Aretha and your cancer-bearing companions.

Interestingly enough both of my winners from last year were of the non-cancerous variety, I think.

edit: Took off Dick Van Dyke and replaced him with Al Baghdadi in a furtive hope that Burt survives another year.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Petty Hate Machine on January 01, 2017, 03:27:18 AM
Mikhail Gorbachev
Jimmy Carter
Hillary Clinton
Bill Clinton
Kanye West
Angela Merkel
Lena Dunham
Shaun King
Deray the Nigger Faggot
Jack Dorsey
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: ZeitGoonst on January 01, 2017, 08:02:44 AM
Bill Clinton
Hillary Clinton
George Soros
King Salman of Saudi Arabia
James Earl Jones
Rob Kardashian
George Zimmerman
Bob Dylan
Mick Jagger
Michael Schumacher
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: J Dog on January 01, 2017, 09:34:09 AM
Peter Mayhew - heart failure
Hillary Clinton - liver failure
Recep Tayyip Erdoğan - mauled by a bear
Ian McKellen - AIDS
Amy Schumer - complications of sleep apnea
Morgan Freeman - black old age
Joss Whedon - aneurysm
Prince Charles - mysterious circumstances
Bob Newhart - dies in the middle of a joke, no one notices
June Foray - I just want a goddamn point for once, alright
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Muh Dick on January 01, 2017, 11:08:40 AM
Henry Kissinger
Gene Simmons
Keith Richards
Bill Wyman
Charlie Watts
Harry Reid
Bernie Sanders
Barbara Boxer
Chris-Chan
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: SooperPooper on January 01, 2017, 11:18:22 AM
Corey Feldman
Glenn Beck
Hillary Clinton
Bill Clinton
Dustin Diamond
George Takei
Lena Dunham
Miley Cyrus
Lindsay Lohan
Mark Hamill
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Nasekuchen on January 01, 2017, 11:31:58 AM
Harrison Ford
Ridley Scott
Michael Biehn
Lance Henriksen
Sean Connery
Roger Moore
Hillary Clinton
Bill Clinton
Jimmy Carter
Barack Obama
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on January 01, 2017, 11:47:45 AM
Michael Schumacher
I had him on last year. Maybe he'll hang around, or maybe I should change mine.


Hugh Jackman? Something about him put him one foot in the grave? Seriously, don't pay attention to celebrities, but that one seems dubious.
Had him last year, too. You need to do some research before you invest.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Whig Historian on January 01, 2017, 12:01:44 PM
The Queen missed both Christmas and New Years' due to a "very bad cold," sounds like she might be a lay-up.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Merrypfeifengesicht on January 01, 2017, 12:16:35 PM
Bill Clinton
Hillary Clinton
Shannen Doherty
Gord Downie (from The Tragically Hip)
Tommy Chong
George H.W. Bush
Patrick Stewart
Julian Assange
Hugh Hefner
Stephen Hawking
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Psycho Dad on January 01, 2017, 02:33:34 PM
Queen Elizabeth
Prince Charles
Hugh Hefner
Paul McCartney
Lindsay "Firecrotch" Lohan
Barbara Bush (Mama Bush)
Bush the Elder
Hillary
Betty White
Jimmah Cattah (that's former Pres Jimmy Carter to Yankee faggots)
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Petty Hate Machine on January 01, 2017, 02:40:12 PM
Peter Mayhew - heart failure

One of the nicest dudes I've ever met, comes to El Paso a lot. It's going to be a shame losing him, everyone else on your list (except for June Foray) can die in a plastic chipper.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on January 01, 2017, 02:53:16 PM
Dammit this was my thread two years running, ya drangus.

 :coolmad:

I'm going all high risk this year, nobody over 50

Corey Feldman
Tara Reid
Bam Margera
Ralphie May
Lindsay Lohan
Amanda Bynes
Aaron Carter
Demi Lovato
Amber Heard
Jonah Hill
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on January 01, 2017, 03:52:15 PM
Corey Feldman
Tara Reid
Bam Margera
Ralphie May
Lindsay Lohan
Amanda Bynes
Aaron Carter
Demi Lovato
Amber Heard
Jonah Hill
I think you accidentally posted your fantasy sex list.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on January 01, 2017, 03:57:51 PM
You will do well to note that every name I posted is an anagram of "Rocket's Whore Mom".
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on January 01, 2017, 04:33:36 PM
You will do well to note that every name I posted is an anagram of "Rocket's Whore Mom".
I'm sorry she turned you down. She told you already she doesn't take WIC credits.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on January 01, 2017, 04:55:11 PM
She didn't turn me down, she outran me, huge fucking difference. Let us deal in facts and not cis-scummeries, sir.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: freak puke on January 01, 2017, 06:45:52 PM
Clint Eastwood

Angela Lansbury

R. Lee Ermey

Bush Sr.

Jeb Bush

Bill Clinton

Julian Assange

Ozzy Osbourne

Jesse Ventura

Kurt "Jew Goldstein has been reported to the authorities" Eichenwald
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Psycho Dad on January 01, 2017, 08:01:53 PM
Queen Elizabeth
Prince Charles
Hugh Hefner
Paul McCartney
Lindsay "Firecrotch" Lohan
Barbara Bush (Mama Bush)
Bush the Elder
Hillary
Betty White
Jimmah Cattah (that's former Pres Jimmy Carter to Yankee faggots)

I wish to change my list thusly:

Queen Elizabeth
Hugh Hefner
Paul McCartney
Barbara Bush (Mama Bush)
Bush the Elder
Hillary
Betty White
Jimmah Cattah (that's former Pres Jimmy Carter to Yankee faggots)
Charlie Sheen
Clint Eastwood
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Dem Wypipo on January 01, 2017, 08:25:47 PM
1. Lena Dunham - Chokes to death on a black dick or a ham sandwich.  Either seems equally likely.

2. Hillary Clinton - While under investigation, her health "suddenly" takes a turn for the worse.  She is bedridden and then will die.  Media will suggest Trump or Putin poisoned her.

3. Bob Dole - Seemed like he was near death anytime anyone interviewed him this election season.  All those years of taking Viagra will catch up to him sooner or later.

4. Charlie Munger - Warren Buffett's right hand man.  Warren himself might have a health scare, prompting him to work less.

5. Amy Schumer - See Lena Dunham.  Complications due to type 2 diabetes may also play a factor.

6. Hugh Hefner - Dies due a combination of banging some 23 year old, 20+ years of regular Viagra use, and seeing what happened to Playboy now that it is another SJW shithole.

7. Kirk Douglas - Fuck it, why not.

8. Queen Elizabeth II - UK tabloids are already running articles about what will happen if she dies.

9. George H.W. Bush - He looked near death whenever you saw him in anything this year.  Trump's antics may be enough to put him over.

10. Gucci Mane - Does something so stupid that he ends up getting himself killed.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on January 01, 2017, 08:30:41 PM
Ok, let me help out you ding-dongs:

KIRK DOUGLAS IS ONE HUNDRED YEARS OLD. You are literally throwing away a selection and possibly costing yourself a point.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: SooperPooper on January 01, 2017, 08:47:25 PM
I made my initial draft list just to get something in words. I'll probably tweak I'm before the 7th. Should I just edit the post?
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Furry Holocaust on January 01, 2017, 08:49:13 PM
We should be able to pick people above 100 years old, and get points if they are still alive at the end of the year.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Embedded YouTube Journo on January 01, 2017, 09:26:28 PM
Does Assange count if he was killed in 2016 but we only find out about it in 2017?

The Queen
Lena Dunham
Hillary Clinton
Harrison Ford
Johnny Depp
Gladys Knight
Miley Cyrus
Justin Bieber
Betty White
Maggie Smith
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: sharktits and all on January 01, 2017, 10:33:26 PM
Aretha Franklin
Queen Elizabeth II
Michael J Fox
Lindsey Lohan
Bam Margera
Charlie Sheen
George Soros
Jimmy Carter
Gary Busey
Macaulay Culkin
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on January 01, 2017, 10:38:36 PM
I made my initial draft list just to get something in words. I'll probably tweak I'm before the 7th. Should I just edit the post?

As long as it's before the 7th almost anything goes.



Also everyone picking Kirk Douglas

:jagfan:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on January 01, 2017, 11:29:06 PM
Shmokry

Lowtax's Mum

Lowtax's Website

Lowtax's Marriage

Hillary Clinton

Obamacare

Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: URANIUM CURES HIPPIES on January 02, 2017, 06:45:18 AM
1. Queen Elisabeth the 2nd

2. George Soros

3. Henry Kissinger

4. Lowtax

5. Hillary Clinton

6. Harrison Ford

7. Mark Hamil

8. Bernie Ecclestone

9. Mario Andretti

10. European Union

I fully look forward to this year being even more intense in celebdeath than 2016
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: OMNIPRESENT CYBERFILTH on January 02, 2017, 01:49:55 PM
Bobby Bowden
Chevy Chase
Bo Jackson
Tommy Lee Jones
Bill Cosby

Mick Jagger
Lindsay Lohan
Ted Turner
Sharon Stone
Joachim Phoenix
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on January 03, 2017, 01:41:47 AM
Richard "Mack" Machowicz. 48 points.

Former US Navy SEAL and host of some shit on cable TV.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Machowicz

RIP
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on January 03, 2017, 09:06:29 AM
Richard "Mack" Machowicz. 48 points.

Former US Navy SEAL and host of some shit on cable TV.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Machowicz

RIP
That's cool that he was a SEAL and he died far too young (what did he know about Hillary?) but holy shit his shtick was annoying. That campy tough guy voice just grated my nerves.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: WHITE PRIVILEGE on January 03, 2017, 01:17:28 PM
Donnie Van Zant
Franco Harris
Willie McCovey
Sophia Loren
Micky Dolenz
Selena Gomez
PewDiePie
Corey Feldman
Gordon Liu
Vader (WWF Wrestler)
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: J Dog on January 06, 2017, 02:23:11 PM
Infamous serial Killer Whale, Tilikum, has died.

(http://i.imgur.com/ObLo0nPl.jpg)

64 points.

Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on January 06, 2017, 04:25:40 PM
Infamous serial Killer Whale, Tilikum, has died.

(http://i.imgur.com/ObLo0nPm.jpg)

64 points.

Animals probably shouldn't be allowed. Otherwise, Obama's dog Bo is getting there in years and would be worth a cool 91 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on January 06, 2017, 05:14:09 PM
Yeah, no animals. I'll update the OP.

Edit: Funny animal deaths are funny but don't count towards points, I should have clarified.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: J Dog on January 06, 2017, 05:26:48 PM
I'm still posting funny animal deaths you spergs.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: WHITE PRIVILEGE on January 06, 2017, 09:14:18 PM
We can still pick niggers and muslims though right?
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on January 06, 2017, 09:58:08 PM
Infamous serial Killer Whale, Tilikum, has died.

(http://i.imgur.com/ObLo0nPm.jpg)

64 points.

Animals probably shouldn't be allowed. Otherwise, Obama's dog Bo is getting there in years and would be worth a cool 91 points.
He would be worth 37 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Guy Crouchback on January 07, 2017, 02:09:57 AM
Last minute entry:

The Queen
Eric Clapton
Charles Manson
Rupert Murdoch
Hillary Clinton
Charlie Sheen
Lindsay Lohan
Ozzy Osbourne
Keith Richards
George H.W. Bush
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Renegade Jew on January 07, 2017, 09:23:06 PM
Queen elizabeth
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: J Dog on January 07, 2017, 10:00:13 PM
Queen elizabeth

:lolnoxl:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Yule G. Canes on January 13, 2017, 11:35:54 AM
Friday the 13th, and 2017 has claimed its first human victim:

Quote
William Peter Blatty, Author of The Exorcist, Dies at 89

William Peter Blatty, the novelist and Oscar-winning screenwriter most famous for landmark horror film The Exorcist as well as the director of two films, The Ninth Configuration and The Exorcist III, has died. He was 89.

Exorcist director William Friedkin announced the news on Twitter Friday morning: William Peter Blatty, dear friend and brother who created The Exorcist passed away yesterday, Friedkin wrote.

Blattys 1970 novel The Exorcist remained on the New York Times bestseller list for 57 weeks, and he subsequently adapted it for the 1973 bigscreen version directed by William Friedkin. That film was not only an enormous box office success, playing in theaters for months, but was Oscar nominated for best picture (becoming the first horror film ever so nominated) and won for Blattys adapted screenplay.

http://variety.com/2017/film/obituaries-people-news/william-peter-blatty-dead-exorcist-author-1201959933/

11 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Torpid Sloth on January 13, 2017, 03:44:15 PM
Don't care that I'm a week late, my picks are as follows, keep your points to yourself, I'm only in it for the glory.

Artie Lange
Jim Norton
Kurt Metzger
Billy Connolly
Bill Cosby
Norm Macdonald
Maria Bamford
Doug Stanhope
Jim Jeffries
Tig Notaro
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: J Dog on January 15, 2017, 10:11:49 AM
Prolific voice actor and robohebe Dick Gautier has died.

(http://i.imgur.com/Ko3Gd1G.jpg)

15 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Merrypfeifengesicht on January 15, 2017, 11:13:22 AM
THIS, I COMMAND
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: angryoldman on January 15, 2017, 12:30:47 PM
All this Queen Elizabeth talk is a red herring. Her husband Phillip is 95 and her holiday cold notwithstanding is in worse health. I'm guessing he goes before she does.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: J Dog on January 15, 2017, 04:01:19 PM
Asian American sports hero, Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka, has died.

(http://i.imgur.com/lHGCoef.jpg)

27 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on January 15, 2017, 07:18:44 PM
Asian American sports hero, Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka, has died.

(http://i.imgur.com/lHGCoef.jpg)

27 points.
Right after he got cleared of murder charges.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Male Gaze on January 15, 2017, 07:47:26 PM
lol if you don't realize Queen Elizabeth is a Nemedian sorceress that has lived on the British Isles for literal thousands of years
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on January 18, 2017, 06:19:30 PM
Gene Cernan died on Monday, 18 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Gender Swapped Dinosaur on January 19, 2017, 08:41:14 PM
Miguel Ferrer from Robocop and Twin Peaks died today. 39 Points

(http://i.imgur.com/8sXBTF5.jpg)
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Psycho Dad on January 19, 2017, 10:18:20 PM
Miguel Ferrer from Robocop and Twin Peaks died today. 39 Points

Well shit, I liked that guy.

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

I don't know what killed the dude, I'm just assuming drugs because hey, drugs.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on January 20, 2017, 02:01:17 AM
Throat cancer. He was Jose Ferrer and Rosemary Clooney's son, and George Clooney's cousin.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on January 21, 2017, 08:34:48 AM
http://headlinennews.com/topnews/john-amos-dead-at-77/
Good Times dad. 23 points
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Legal Swedish Rape Gang on January 21, 2017, 09:24:19 AM
http://headlinennews.com/topnews/john-amos-dead-at-77/
Good Times dad. 23 points

These are not Good Times.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: J Dog on January 24, 2017, 03:41:48 PM
Black media mogul, Q, has died peacefully in his sleep.

(http://i.imgur.com/SiBR2au.jpg)

57 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Trigger Word: Everything on January 24, 2017, 03:55:00 PM
Don't care that I'm a week late, my picks are as follows, keep your points to yourself, I'm only in it for the glory.

Tig Notaro

Are people we are supposed to pretend are celebrities for reasons* actually celebrities?
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on January 25, 2017, 01:50:51 PM
Quote
JUST IN | Mary Tyler Moore's family is reportedly heading to the hospital to say their goodbyes to the television icon.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Yule G. Canes on January 25, 2017, 03:24:39 PM
Confirmed, 20 points:

Quote
Mary Tyler Moore, the Emmy-winning sitcom star and Oscar-nominated actress known for her role in The Mary Tyler Moore Show and the 1980 movie Ordinary People, died on Wednesday in Connecticut. Moore's publicist confirmed the death to the Associated Press. She was 80. The cause of death was not immediately revealed.

http://www.rollingstone.com/tv/news/mary-tyler-moore-dead-at-80-w462969
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: J Dog on January 25, 2017, 03:55:15 PM
I would've banged Laura Petrie so damn hard.  RIP
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: J Dog on January 27, 2017, 08:34:57 PM
John Hurt, best known for playing the wandmaker Ollivander in the Harry Potter films, has died.

(http://i.imgur.com/zwGttpR.jpg)


23 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Yule G. Canes on January 27, 2017, 08:54:37 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXBMZicJjc4
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on January 27, 2017, 08:54:59 PM
He'll always be the bad guy from King Ralph to me goddammit.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Gender Swapped Dinosaur on January 27, 2017, 09:07:19 PM
He taught us all the valuable life lesson that you should never stick your face near a large egg you found in a crashed alien spaceship. RIP Sir.

Sent from my SM-G925V using Tapatalk

Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on January 27, 2017, 09:31:18 PM
He taught us all the valuable life lesson that you should never send messages from your SM-G925V using Tapatalk

Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Nasekuchen on January 28, 2017, 12:32:35 AM
He hath busted his last chest  :myecred:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on January 28, 2017, 07:15:27 AM
John Hurt, best known for playing the wandmaker Ollivander in the Harry Potter films, has died.
:lolno:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Merrypfeifengesicht on January 28, 2017, 12:46:42 PM
John Hurt, best known for playing the wandmaker Ollivander in the Harry Potter films, has died.
:lolno:

Let's be honest, it's the only way millennials will know who he is when they skim over the link before clicking on 10 WAYS TRUMP IS JUST LIKE VOLDEMORT.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: J Dog on January 28, 2017, 01:26:20 PM
Let's be honest, it's the only way millennials will know who he is when they skim over the link before clicking on 10 WAYS TRUMP IS JUST LIKE VOLDEMORT.

Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on January 28, 2017, 03:02:40 PM
I'm sure thats exactly what he wanted his legacy to be. Six decades, over 120 films, BAFTA awards for playing the Elephant Man, originating Winston's on screen character in Nineteen Eighty Four. I'm sure his dying wish was that he be remembered as a gay magic wand salesman by a bunch of fat catladies and incel betas. His legacy secured.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on January 28, 2017, 06:38:22 PM
I'm sure thats exactly what he wanted his legacy to be. Six decades, over 120 films, BAFTA awards for playing the Elephant Man, originating Winston's on screen character in Nineteen Eighty Four. I'm sure his dying wish was that he be remembered as a gay magic wand salesman by a bunch of fat catladies and incel betas. His legacy secured.
Same with Alan Rickman.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Aran on January 29, 2017, 12:26:11 AM
John Hurt, best known for playing the wandmaker Ollivander in the Harry Potter films, has died.
:lolno:

Let's be honest, it's the only way millennials will know who he is when they skim over the link before clicking on 10 WAYS TRUMP IS JUST LIKE VOLDEMORT.
He also played an incarnation of the Doctor in one of the recent seasons of Doctor Who.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on January 29, 2017, 01:27:42 PM
That would probably be like Gene Kelly dying and them saying "He was best known for being in Xanadu"
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on January 29, 2017, 07:12:54 PM
That would probably be like Gene Kelly dying and them saying "He was best known for being in Xanadu"
And who can forget Fred Astaire's performance on Battlestar Galactica?
Or Ray Bolger on Battlestar Galactica?
Or Patrick MacNee on Battlestar Galactica?
Or Jane Seymore on Battlestar Galactica?
Or Lloyd Bridges on Battlestar Galactica?
Or Rick Springfield on Battlestar Galactica?
Or Jonathon Harris on Battlestar Galactica?
Or Wolfman Jack on Battlestar Galactica 1980?






Whoah. Got a little carried away there.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Fuck Glitterbomber on January 29, 2017, 09:44:24 PM
John Hurt, best known for playing the wandmaker Ollivander in the Harry Potter films, has died.
:lolno:

Let's be honest, it's the only way millennials will know who he is when they skim over the link before clicking on 10 WAYS TRUMP IS JUST LIKE VOLDEMORT.
He also played an incarnation of the Doctor in one of the recent seasons of Doctor Who.
I love how that shit blew up in their face.

Oh boy, we shat all over canon to make a special secret Doctor for spinoff material.

Oh no, its one year later and he's already dead!
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on February 07, 2017, 06:18:27 PM
Damnit, I hope this isn't true:

https://www.bleedingcool.com/2017/02/07/richard-hatch-star-battlestar-galactica-dies-71/

Richard Hatch: 29 points
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on February 08, 2017, 12:45:47 AM
Damnit, I hope this isn't true:

https://www.bleedingcool.com/2017/02/07/richard-hatch-star-battlestar-galactica-dies-71/

Richard Hatch: 29 points
It is. :parsons:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on February 13, 2017, 02:41:13 PM
Al Jarreau dead at age 76. 24 points. RIP Moonlighting theme song guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqSHqn6HmYU
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: WHITE PRIVILEGE on February 23, 2017, 09:59:37 AM
Alan Colmes died, 44pts.

http://insider.foxnews.com/2017/02/23/alan-colmes-dies-66
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Merrypfeifengesicht on February 23, 2017, 02:57:12 PM
A Cleric finally got close enough to 'Turn Undead' him, eh?
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: sharktits and all on February 23, 2017, 03:01:07 PM
Alan Colmes died, 44pts.

http://insider.foxnews.com/2017/02/23/alan-colmes-dies-66

Should be 34 pts

Edit: VVVVVVV :reagan:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Yule G. Canes on February 23, 2017, 03:19:00 PM
Jews get ten extra points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: WHITE PRIVILEGE on February 23, 2017, 09:26:04 PM
Jews get ten extra points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: J Dog on February 25, 2017, 07:19:45 AM
Alan Colmes died, 44pts.

And now for someone people actually care about:

Christine "ForBiddeN" Dolce, the Queen of Myspace has lost her battle with the slut demon.

(http://i.imgur.com/YLm8ZkM.jpg)

65 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on February 25, 2017, 01:01:42 PM
Was she killed in a tanning booth accident?
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on February 25, 2017, 01:27:52 PM
I thought that was Tila Tequilas whole thing, the whole queen of myspace thing.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: J Dog on February 25, 2017, 02:04:17 PM
Liver failure.

I thought that was Tila Tequilas whole thing, the whole queen of myspace thing.

From the news report, she and Tila's crew went to war over the title.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on February 25, 2017, 08:34:12 PM
Was she killed in a tanning booth accident?

Probably died knowing she was best known as "Queen of Myspace" in CURRENT YEAR.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on February 25, 2017, 08:51:37 PM
That's like being the valedictorian of summer school
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: SooperPooper on February 26, 2017, 10:47:38 AM
Bill Paxton dead out of nowhere due to complications of surgery for 39
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on February 26, 2017, 11:03:37 AM
Bill Paxton dead out of nowhere due to complications of surgery for 39
GAME OVER, MAN! GAME OVER!
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on February 26, 2017, 11:18:23 AM
RIP one of my favorite actors.

(http://i.imgur.com/0qdjpfx.jpg)



11
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on February 26, 2017, 11:28:52 AM
He will be fondly remembered as "angry dad" in the Limp Bizkit music video "Eat You Alive".

Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on February 26, 2017, 02:11:12 PM
R.I.P. asshole older brother Chet from "Weird Science."

Today, somewhere out there, Bill Pullman is having to assure a lot of people that he's not dead.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: AssPoundingFaggot on February 26, 2017, 02:41:10 PM
R.I.P. asshole older brother Chet from "Weird Science."

Today, somewhere out there, Bill Pullman is having to assure a lot of people that he's not dead.

Man, I wish it was Pullman instead. Bill Paxton owned.  We need a pouring 40oz emoji.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Bill Wilkins on February 26, 2017, 04:35:26 PM
Bill Paxton dead out of nowhere due to complications of surgery for 39

He died from surgical complications of removing a chestburster.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: J Dog on February 26, 2017, 05:22:27 PM
Judge Joseph Wapner is now facing the Lord's Justice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iTqoDH0vFU

3 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on March 18, 2017, 11:34:49 PM
Guitar god and noted peeping tom Chuck Berry.

10 points


It was worth it for my 10k post.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Obese and Triggered on March 19, 2017, 12:05:50 AM
Guitar god and noted peeping tom Chuck Berry.

10 points


It was worth it for my 10k post.

:salute:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Merrypfeifengesicht on March 19, 2017, 12:11:10 AM
Guitar god and noted peeping tom Chuck Berry.

10 points


It was worth it for my 10k post.

You don't have to get pissy about it.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: J Dog on March 21, 2017, 08:07:51 AM
Today we play America's favorite game: How Did They Die???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GUmm-spUnE



Today's contestant is Auntie Fee, an online celebrity best known for her youtube cooking show, but she also appeared on the late night talk show circuit and in the hit movie Barbershop 3.  She died over the weekend at age 59.  The question is

How Did She Die???

a) car crash
b) cancer
c) heart attack
d) gang shooting

Here is your first and only clue:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6I0zzJgu5oU
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on March 21, 2017, 12:59:08 PM
Today we play America's favorite game: How Did They Die???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GUmm-spUnE



Today's contestant is Auntie Fee, an online celebrity best known for her youtube cooking show, but she also appeared on the late night talk show circuit and in the hit movie Barbershop 3.  She died over the weekend at age 59.  The question is

How Did She Die???

a) car crash
b) cancer
c) heart attack
d) gang shooting

Here is your first and only clue:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6I0zzJgu5oU

Her FB page was actually entertaining, until it turned into clickbait bullshit.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: J Dog on March 22, 2017, 06:54:09 AM
Creator of the Gong Show and CIA assassin, Chuck Barris, has died.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyQA5vNjihs

13 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on March 22, 2017, 01:41:36 PM
Creator of the Gong Show and CIA assassin, Chuck Barris, has died.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyQA5vNjihs

13 points.

 :putin: claims another victim!
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Muh Dick on March 31, 2017, 06:49:14 AM
Swamp Thing co-creator and generally creepy comic artist Bernie Wrightson has bit the big one:

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/24/arts/design/bernie-wrightson-dead-comic-book-artist.html?_r=0

(http://comicsalliance.com/files/2015/10/Wrightson03.jpg)

32 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on April 06, 2017, 02:23:53 PM
 Don Rickles - 10 points
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Yule G. Canes on April 06, 2017, 02:30:26 PM
He's a dead guy.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on April 07, 2017, 12:05:24 AM
Damnit, I'm coming out of retirement for this one.

Jim Marshall -12 points.

(http://i.imgur.com/htd7iNF.jpg)


10,001

Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on April 12, 2017, 01:13:56 AM
J. Geils. 29 points

http://ultimateclassicrock.com/john-geils-dies/


10,019
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: J Dog on April 12, 2017, 09:32:39 AM
David Letterman's mother, who was apparently still alive despite Dave being older than Methuselah, has died.

(http://i.imgur.com/YQTswmc.jpg)
(Pictured: Dave's mother meeting Satan on her way to hell.)

5 points.

Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on April 12, 2017, 03:50:49 PM
"I'M RICK JAMES DEAD, BITCH!  Comedian Charlie Murphy, RIP at age 57, 43 points.

(http://i.imgur.com/wnLU3vt.jpg)

http://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/tv/charlie-murphy-chappelle-s-show-star-eddie-murphy-s-brother-n745686
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on April 12, 2017, 04:41:11 PM
Darkness Into The Darkness
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on April 12, 2017, 07:10:16 PM
"I'M RICK JAMES DEAD, BITCH!  Comedian Charlie Murphy, RIP at age 57, 43 points.

(http://i.imgur.com/wnLU3vt.jpg)

http://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/tv/charlie-murphy-chappelle-s-show-star-eddie-murphy-s-brother-n745686


GOOD, FUCK THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. FUCK HIM.

I would routinely ask comedy club waitresses who was the biggest asshole known comedian they'd dealt with, and the two most common names were Mike Epps and Charlie Murphy. I've known guys who've opened for him and he is a complete asshole. His fucking act sucks shit too, and he does -NOT- deserve to be a headliner.

Like Joe Piscopo, Charlie lets Eddie's success get to his head. And like Jim Belushi, once his amazing brother left the limelight, he thought he had a right to step on.

FUCK. YOU.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on April 12, 2017, 10:29:26 PM
"I'M RICK JAMES DEAD, BITCH!  Comedian Charlie Murphy, RIP at age 57, 43 points.

(http://i.imgur.com/wnLU3vt.jpg)

http://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/tv/charlie-murphy-chappelle-s-show-star-eddie-murphy-s-brother-n745686


GOOD, FUCK THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. FUCK HIM.

I would routinely ask comedy club waitresses who was the biggest asshole known comedian they'd dealt with, and the two most common names were Mike Epps and Charlie Murphy. I've known guys who've opened for him and he is a complete asshole. His fucking act sucks shit too, and he does -NOT- deserve to be a headliner.

Like Joe Piscopo, Charlie lets Eddie's success get to his head. And like Jim Belushi, once his amazing brother left the limelight, he thought he had a right to step on.

FUCK. YOU.

Show us on the doll where "Uncle Charlie" touched you.

10,022
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: SooperPooper on April 13, 2017, 01:45:01 AM
"I'M RICK JAMES DEAD, BITCH!  Comedian Charlie Murphy, RIP at age 57, 43 points.

(http://i.imgur.com/wnLU3vt.jpg)

http://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/tv/charlie-murphy-chappelle-s-show-star-eddie-murphy-s-brother-n745686


GOOD, FUCK THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. FUCK HIM.

I would routinely ask comedy club waitresses who was the biggest asshole known comedian they'd dealt with, and the two most common names were Mike Epps and Charlie Murphy. I've known guys who've opened for him and he is a complete asshole. His fucking act sucks shit too, and he does -NOT- deserve to be a headliner.

Like Joe Piscopo, Charlie lets Eddie's success get to his head. And like Jim Belushi, once his amazing brother left the limelight, he thought he had a right to step on.

FUCK. YOU.

Show us on the doll where "Uncle Charlie" touched you.

10,022

gwarREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEErsh
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Dem Wypipo on April 13, 2017, 07:46:15 AM
I have heard stories that corroborate AOA.  Nigga went from nobody to an A-lister in the stand up comedy world because of a couple of Chappelle's Show sketches, which were written by Dave Chappelle himself and some potato nigger named Neal Brennan.  All of those skits where Charlie Murphy was funny was because of them, not because of Murphy himself.  So he started headlining because of those skits, not because Murphy had anything regarding talent.  Also niggers are terrible when it comes to being famous, very few of them seem to act with any kind of humility.  Niggers also seem to be tribal in their DNA so without a Big Chief Nigger to keep them in line, they start acting like a bunch of wild chimps if there is no HNIC to keep them in line.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: blasting_asshole on April 13, 2017, 09:09:35 AM
Charlie Murphy wasn't even funny in those skits. Dave's impressions of Rick James was fucking hilarious. When did Charlie Murphy say or do anything funny in the Rick James sketches? Seriously.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: angryoldman on April 13, 2017, 11:54:35 AM
Also niggers are terrible when it comes to being famous, very few of them seem to act with any kind of humility.  Niggers also seem to be tribal in their DNA so without a Big Chief Nigger to keep them in line, they start acting like a bunch of wild chimps if there is no HNIC to keep them in line.

Which is hilarious because at least in interviews he seemed pretty cognizant of the fact that he was emphatically NOT the famous one.
http://www.esquire.com/entertainment/interviews/a12084/charlie-murphy-quotes-0112/#ixzz1hFNAbGet
Quote
Now, I'm in Hollywood, these guys are going out every night, and I have no clothes at all. Eddie says to me, "Go shopping." But I didn't know what to buy. How am I supposed to look? I'd lost all of that. So he said, "You know what, man, I have a whole bunch of clothes I'm getting rid of." And he gave me the leather jackets, all the show-business stuff he was wearing back then. One night we went out. I had on a green glitter busboy jacket, no shirt, bunch of chains around my neck. We went into the club and I could hear everybody screaming, "That's him! It's Eddie Murphy." And someone said, "Who's that other guy, the one who looks just like him? That must be his brother. Is his brother a magician?" And it felt like the jacket heated up about 200 degrees. You're not supposed to dress like this. That's not you, it's him. It brought me back to reality.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: J Dog on April 19, 2017, 07:05:17 AM
Big money today.

Aaron Hernandez, football deflator and convicted murderer, has ended his own life. 
 
(http://i.imgur.com/zCPktBB.jpg)

73 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on April 19, 2017, 07:45:06 AM
How long before the family tries to sue because "HE NEVER WOULDA KILLED HISSELF!!!!! THEY DUN MURDERED HIM!!!!"?
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: sperg rush on April 19, 2017, 08:51:50 AM
poor kid
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: blasting_asshole on April 19, 2017, 09:45:03 AM
Hell of a tight end. tight end of the rope

football deflator

Quiet
Quiet
Quiet
Quiet
Be quiet
Not you. You are fake news.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on April 19, 2017, 01:53:37 PM
Charlie Murphy's talent was in telling stories. There is something to be said for being a good story teller. He knows how to draw people in. I don't know if he's a good writer of comedy, and I can totally believe that he's an unmitigated ass, but the dude can tell a great story.

Also he was funny in CB4.

10,028
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on April 19, 2017, 02:16:45 PM
Cell Black Four?

Oh. . .Cell BLOCK Four.

Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Ghostse on April 19, 2017, 08:36:45 PM
Did not see AH coming. I mean, nigga just was found not guilty of the other murders.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on April 20, 2017, 04:14:34 PM
News is reporting that Hernandez autopsy is indicating he was well hung.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: J Dog on April 21, 2017, 10:29:53 AM
Odynius saw Cuba Gooding Sr. in a silver Jaguar surrounded by empty liquor bottles, judged him worthy and opened wide the gates of Nigger Valhalla.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-WVpVKbkXo

28 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on April 23, 2017, 12:19:14 AM
 Happy Days Star Erin Moran Dead at 56 - 44 points
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Yule G. Canes on April 29, 2017, 12:41:56 PM
Johnathan Demme, director of AIDS: The Motion Picture and The Silence of the Lambs.

(http://images.nymag.com/images/2/daily/2011/02/01_jdemme_250x375.jpg)

http://www.indiewire.com/2017/04/jonathan-demme-dead-73-silence-of-the-lambs-1201809289/

Quote
The cause was esophageal cancer and complications from heart disease, according to a source close to the family. He was originally treated for the disease in 2010, but suffered from a recurrence in 2015, and his condition deteriorated in recent weeks.

27 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on May 02, 2017, 07:52:29 PM
Col. Bruce Hampton (Ret.) - 31 points.

This one bothers me. There are very few like Col. Bruce. He guessed my birthday once at a gig. I have an autographed set list that I am going to frame. This guy was incredible. When we talked he told me he was feeling pretty bad physically and he gave an incredible performance anyway.

https://www.jambase.com/article/jam-scene-patriarch-col-bruce-hampton-died

"Jam scene patriarch Col. Bruce Hampton died on stage during the final moments of a benefit concert honoring his 70th birthday at the Fox Theatre in Atlanta on Monday night. Hampton passed out with nearly the entire all-star lineup for Hampton 70: A Celebration Of Col. Bruce Hampton surrounding him as the Turn On Your Lovelight finale was nearing a conclusion. News of Hamptons death was confirmed by his family who provided the following statement:

After collapsing on stage surrounded by his friends, family, fans and the people he loved Col. Bruce Hampton has passed away. The family is asking for respect and privacy at this difficult time.
Col. Bruce Hampton was born as Gustav Valentine Berglund III in Knoxville, Tennessee on April 30, 1947 70 years and one day before his tragic death. Bruce first made his mark as the leader of the Hampton Grease Band in the late 60s and early 70s. The avant-garde act opened for a number legendary bands including the Grateful Dead and The Allman Brothers Band and were known for their unusual on-stage antics.

In the early 90s he led the Aquarium Rescue Unit, a band that featured such talented musicians as Jimmy Herring, Oteil Burbridge, Jeff Sipe, Matt Mundy and Count MButu. ARU formed out of weekly jam sessions in Atlanta and gained a national audience thanks to their impressive live performances and a slot on the inaugural H.O.R.D.E. tour in 1992. Hampton left the group in 1993 and went on to form Fiji Mariners. Bruce was a fixture on Jam Cruise, sat-in with a bevy of jam acts and led Madrid Express in recent years.

Many of Bruces musical friends and those he inspired gathered at the Fox on Monday for a benefit concert in honor of Hamptons 70th birthday. John Popper, John Bell, Herring, Sipe, Jon Fishman, Duane Trucks, Rev. Jeff Mosier, Chuck Leavell and Warren Haynes were just a few of those who performed at the Fox. The concert featured over four hours of sensational performances and was just about to come to a conclusion when Bruce Hampton passed out. At first some of the musicians thought he was kidding around, but it soon became clear the situation was no joke.

Longtime collaborator, ARU member and concert participant Rev. Jeff Mosier posted the following on his public Facebook page, He died at Crawford Long Hospital here in Atlanta just a while ago. I feel so blessed to have been there tonight and be a part of the greatest gathering of friends and loved ones. Ive never seen Bruce happier. Ive never been sadder. Ive dreaded this day for years, but could have never imagined a more joyful departure. I feel so lost."


Here people explain how he could guess birthdays.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46Et3UdCldg


Here he is in Slingblade.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9tK9HYspFM


"Music of today is horrifying."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cb-YxV0mPs
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on May 10, 2017, 12:15:39 AM
Media personality Big Black dead at age 45, 55 points:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/rob-big-star-christopher-big-black-boykin-dead-dies_us_59125735e4b050bdca6091da

RIP fat black guy
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Mad at the Internet on May 10, 2017, 12:41:51 PM
I'm still trying to figure out who the fuck that nigger is.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: blasting_asshole on May 10, 2017, 03:06:24 PM
He was the "security guard" for Rob Dyrdek, a very self-made professional skater. He was really more of a comedic publicity stunt, than anything. The way it went was...

-Rob would skate spots you weren't supposed to skate.
-Security would kick him out.
-Rob hires Big Black to protect himself from security guards trying to kick him out.

-Rob would skate spots you weren't supposed to skate.
-Security guard would try to kick him out.
-Big Black would take on the security guard trying to kick him out.

I'm sure they settled it off camera, but it was kinda funny nonetheless.

Eventually, Big Black (being a nigger) got mad that he was being treated like a sidekick. He wasn't even a sidekick. He was way below sidekick standards. He was basically a character in one of many of Rob's skits. Either way, a nigger for not recognizing how good he had it aboard the massive gravytrain in which he got huge royalties to do very little work and/or acting. For some reason, he wasn't ok with making heaps and heaps of money off the "lol it's a huge black guy protecting a little scrawny white guy" bux.

Rob marketed himself and BigBlack as "Rob & Big" putting tons of time, effort and money into skit production, clothing, graphical art, etc while Big Black just showed his ass up to the buffet.

Eventually they reconciled their difference, probably after Big Nig nogged away all his royalty money and needed more.

(Sorry for the pro-skater 888. I've always been a huge fan of Rob. He's a cool guy who goes out of his way to personally design and build skate parks for communities, while staying grounded despite sharing his TV show with a selfish negro and a crack whore.)
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: J Dog on May 10, 2017, 05:16:34 PM
Big money today. 

Mary Tsoni, Greek artfag, has died. 

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph571bf5d13d624

70 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on May 14, 2017, 11:31:01 PM
Well... bye.


32 points.

(http://i.imgur.com/g7AkJY5.jpg)
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Ass Diamond on May 14, 2017, 11:54:33 PM
Powers Boothe passed today.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/powers-boothe-dead-agents-shield-sin-city-actor-was-68-1003667

He was in stuff like Tombstone, Deadwood, Sin City, and recently Agents of Shield. Absolutely terrifying and menacing when he needed to be. Passed too damn soon.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on May 14, 2017, 11:58:25 PM
That sucks. :(

He was so great in Deadwood, I was always holding out they might do a movie or new series and he would have been a big part of that.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: J Dog on May 15, 2017, 11:04:00 AM
Finally some good news for a change: Jewish Hollywood powerbroker ( ( ( Brad Grey ) ) ) has died from cancer.

41 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Petty Hate Machine on May 15, 2017, 12:23:53 PM
Well... bye.


32 points.

(http://i.imgur.com/g7AkJY5.jpg)

RIP Lt Colonel Tanner
 :salute:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on May 15, 2017, 01:06:11 PM
Powers Boothe passed today.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/powers-boothe-dead-agents-shield-sin-city-actor-was-68-1003667

He was in stuff like Tombstone, Deadwood, Sin City, and recently Agents of Shield. Absolutely terrifying and menacing when he needed to be. Passed too damn soon.

You don't say?
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Ass Diamond on May 15, 2017, 05:50:00 PM
Sorry, slooooow due to hangover.  :ted:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Virtue Signalman First Class on May 16, 2017, 01:19:50 AM
slow due to hangover

Pretty decent username, if youi ask me.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: J Dog on May 18, 2017, 06:22:35 AM
Singer Chris Cornell, who is best known for killing rock and roll with his faggy music, has died. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhJ9IwYc5NU

48 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on May 18, 2017, 08:35:52 AM
Cornell wrote the best bond song of all time, goddammit.  :colbert:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnzgdBAKyJo
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Aran on May 18, 2017, 08:37:21 AM
He died of Superunknown causes
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on May 18, 2017, 09:01:52 AM
Roger Ailes, boogeyman of the Left and fired Fox News CEO. 77

23 points.

Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: J Dog on May 18, 2017, 09:27:52 AM
Roger Ailes, boogeyman of the Left and fired Fox News CEO. 77

23 points.

Welp, time to troll the shit out of some libs.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Psycho Dad on May 18, 2017, 08:05:41 PM
Cornell wrote the best bond song of all time, goddammit.  :colbert:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnzgdBAKyJo

That was the worst version of "Golden Eye" I ever heard. The Tina Turner version was vastly superior.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Nasekuchen on May 18, 2017, 09:22:37 PM
Singer Chris Cornell, who is best known for killing rock and roll with his faggy music, has died. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhJ9IwYc5NU

48 points.

He's dead. Stone dead. Like A Stone, dead.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on May 18, 2017, 10:51:12 PM
Why is everyone acting like Jesus died?
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on May 19, 2017, 12:13:25 AM
Why is everyone acting like Jesus died?

You've seen what Chris Cornell looks like, right? And think about it: have you ever seen Chris Cornell and Jesus in the same place at the same time? Makes u think.  :adam:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on May 19, 2017, 08:16:17 AM
Jesus didn't hang himself like a faggot.

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/chris-cornell-cause-of-death-suicide-hanging-dead-latest-news-a7743691.html

Of note:

http://m.tmz.com/2017/05/18/chris-cornell-suicide-death-wife/#news/

No suicidal ideations? I wonder if he did a Michael Hutchence.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on May 19, 2017, 09:20:53 AM
Don't people always say "I had no idea he had thoughts of suicide" though? I mean, the person could have been carrying around a knife and a detailed diagram on his arm with "cut here" and people would still say "I had no idea he would do this!!!!"
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on May 19, 2017, 12:52:20 PM
Next year I think we should get double points if we can guess the mode of death.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on May 21, 2017, 10:05:06 AM
Still no details. Remember how we heard that Robin Williams put a belt over a door? David Carradine was in a closet. River Phoenix was at a night club shooting heroin or whatever. Details come out because it is public record. This is being kept quiet. If we don't hear something soon I'm putting all my money on autoerotic asphyxiation.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Mad at the Internet on May 21, 2017, 11:56:00 AM
autoerotic asphyxiation

My guess was AEA from the time they said he was found with a "band" around his neck.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on May 21, 2017, 12:34:09 PM
autoerotic asphyxiation

My guess was AEA from the time they said he was found with a "band" around his neck.

Band around his neck? So wait, he was killed by Rage Against The Machine?!
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Psycho Dad on May 21, 2017, 01:45:12 PM
autoerotic asphyxiation

My guess was AEA from the time they said he was found with a "band" around his neck.

Band around his neck? So wait, he was killed by Rage Against The Machine?!

You get paid for this shit? If so, you need to be locked up for robbery.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on May 21, 2017, 08:54:52 PM
autoerotic asphyxiation

My guess was AEA from the time they said he was found with a "band" around his neck.

Band around his neck? So wait, he was killed by Rage Against The Machine?!

You get paid for this shit? If so, you need to be locked up for robbery.
He'll be locked up for Robin Hoodery. He steals jokes from the rich and gives them to the poor.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on May 21, 2017, 09:31:36 PM
autoerotic asphyxiation

My guess was AEA from the time they said he was found with a "band" around his neck.

Band around his neck? So wait, he was killed by Rage Against The Machine?!

You get paid for this shit? If so, you need to be locked up for robbery.

Why, yes! You see, the jokes that I spend hours working on and carving down and honing and telling hundreds of times until I find just the right way to say them for maximum lols, along with the custom jokes I write for individual parties and private events that I pour over all the time, and all I jokes I write and rewrite and rehearse over and over to replace old dated bits with new and relevant bits and the bits meant for adults only that I carefully take and sand down and make appropriate for more conservative audiences that might contain kids and the bits I write that are ubiquitous to my act that I am so proud of that I tinker with them endlessly in a fruitless but satisfying fool's errand to make them absolutely perfect, those jokes are the same as a throwaway joke I put almost no effort into on this forums.

Literally no difference.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Psycho Dad on May 21, 2017, 10:41:45 PM
autoerotic asphyxiation

My guess was AEA from the time they said he was found with a "band" around his neck.

Band around his neck? So wait, he was killed by Rage Against The Machine?!

You get paid for this shit? If so, you need to be locked up for robbery.

Why, yes! You see, the jokes that I spend hours working on and carving down and honing and telling hundreds of times until I find just the right way to say them for maximum lols, along with the custom jokes I write for individual parties and private events that I pour over all the time, and all I jokes I write and rewrite and rehearse over and over to replace old dated bits with new and relevant bits and the bits meant for adults only that I carefully take and sand down and make appropriate for more conservative audiences that might contain kids and the bits I write that are ubiquitous to my act that I am so proud of that I tinker with them endlessly in a fruitless but satisfying fool's errand to make them absolutely perfect, those jokes are the same as a throwaway joke I put almost no effort into on this forums.

Literally no difference.

Gotcha.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on May 22, 2017, 12:41:30 AM
TRAP SPRUNG YOU TOTALLY DOXXED YOURSELF OK GUYS JUST LOOK FOR A STAND UP COMEDIAN TELLING JOKES ABOUT SA AND FAGGOTS
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: SooperPooper on May 22, 2017, 12:59:33 AM
autoerotic asphyxiation

My guess was AEA from the time they said he was found with a "band" around his neck.

Band around his neck? So wait, he was killed by Rage Against The Machine?!

You get paid for this shit? If so, you need to be locked up for robbery.

Why, yes! You see, the jokes that I spend hours working on and carving down and honing and telling hundreds of times until I find just the right way to say them for maximum lols, along with the custom jokes I write for individual parties and private events that I pour over all the time, and all I jokes I write and rewrite and rehearse over and over to replace old dated bits with new and relevant bits and the bits meant for adults only that I carefully take and sand down and make appropriate for more conservative audiences that might contain kids and the bits I write that are ubiquitous to my act that I am so proud of that I tinker with them endlessly in a fruitless but satisfying fool's errand to make them absolutely perfect, those jokes are the same as a throwaway joke I put almost no effort into on this forums.

Literally no difference.

Gotcha,
We should go
Ahead and get this thread
Right back on track and try to
Stay on topic
Hombres
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Psycho Dad on May 22, 2017, 06:36:43 AM
TRAP SPRUNG YOU TOTALLY DOXXED YOURSELF OK GUYS JUST LOOK FOR A STAND UP COMEDIAN TELLING JOKES ABOUT SA AND FAGGOTS

You and him both.   :megatriggered:



Gotcha,
We should go
Ahead and get this thread
Right back on track and try to
Stay on topic
Hombres
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on May 22, 2017, 07:46:24 AM
You and him both.   :megatriggered:
What, are we to the point that we can't goof around anymore?

Ok, let me explain this in painful detail because you are a retard. I was pretending to agree with you and was stating how we were going to dox AoA.  But because you have the mental capacity of a Goon, you don't get it. So now, there it is.

Fuck it... seriously, gas this whole joint.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: The Trumpriarch on May 22, 2017, 09:17:58 AM
TRAP SPRUNG YOU TOTALLY DOXXED YOURSELF OK GUYS JUST LOOK FOR A STAND UP COMEDIAN TELLING JOKES ABOUT SA AND FAGGOTS

You and him both.   :megatriggered:



Gotcha,
We should go
Ahead and get this thread
Right back on track and try to
Stay on topic
Hombres

You are a giant faggot that thinks he's a badass. Stop it.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Psycho Dad on May 22, 2017, 06:25:14 PM
Goddamn, AoA, how many alts do you have on this shitposting niggerdeath forum-about-a-forum?

Because I have a hard time believing my weak-ass one line burn hit 3 triggers.

I have to admit, it was extremely creative to come up with (and no doubt it's hard work to maintain) a no-lawyer babydaddy livin'-la-vida-Negro persona, but at least you're saving yourself some brainpower by not putting any effort into all of the alts. Just make them redpilled but non-contributing faceless useless users and TADAAAA more minions.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Shakebox on May 22, 2017, 06:29:29 PM
Goddamn, AoA, how many alts do you have on this shitposting niggerdeath forum-about-a-forum?

Because I have a hard time believing my weak-ass one line burn hit 3 triggers.

I have to admit, it was extremely creative to come up with (and no doubt it's hard work to maintain) a no-lawyer babydaddy livin'-la-vida-Negro persona, but at least you're saving yourself some brainpower by not putting any effort into all of the alts. Just make them redpilled but non-contributing faceless useless users and TADAAAA more minions.

I don't like to participate in dogpiles, but Jesus Christ this was a bad post.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: The Trumpriarch on May 22, 2017, 06:33:19 PM
TRAP SPRUNG YOU TOTALLY DOXXED YOURSELF OK GUYS JUST LOOK FOR A STAND UP COMEDIAN TELLING JOKES ABOUT SA AND FAGGOTS

You and him both.   :megatriggered:



Gotcha,
We should go
Ahead and get this thread
Right back on track and try to
Stay on topic
Hombres

You are a giant faggot that thinks he's a badass. Stop it.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Merrypfeifengesicht on May 22, 2017, 06:41:19 PM
Goddamn, AoA, how many alts do you have on this shitposting niggerdeath forum-about-a-forum?

Because I have a hard time believing my weak-ass one line burn hit 3 triggers.

I have to admit, it was extremely creative to come up with (and no doubt it's hard work to maintain) a no-lawyer babydaddy livin'-la-vida-Negro persona, but at least you're saving yourself some brainpower by not putting any effort into all of the alts. Just make them redpilled but non-contributing faceless useless users and TADAAAA more minions.

STAWP POASTING
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: J Dog on May 22, 2017, 06:49:28 PM
Please God take a celebrity's life so we can end this dumb derail.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on May 22, 2017, 06:56:36 PM
Dog-O-Tron please unban Grover in exchange for banning Psycho Dad. TIA.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Whig Historian on May 22, 2017, 07:12:43 PM
When did grover get banned?
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on May 22, 2017, 07:17:51 PM
The irony of all this is I am one of the few who like Psycho Dad as a poster in general.  :jesse:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on May 22, 2017, 07:19:10 PM
Please God take a celebrity's life so we can end this dumb derail.
Be careful what you ask for:

Nicky Hayden - 65 points

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/motor-racing/nicky-hayden-dead-dies-world-superbike-moto-gp-champion-a7749876.html
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Ass Diamond on May 22, 2017, 07:37:32 PM
Died on a bicycle after years of being squid bait. Fuck.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Death Camp for Cutie on May 22, 2017, 08:49:50 PM
among friends i said ariana grande would full amy winehouse at an accelerated rate but given today's events do we know if i got bamboozled?
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on May 22, 2017, 10:12:01 PM
When did grover get banned?
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: WHITE PRIVILEGE on May 23, 2017, 09:41:57 AM
Please God take a celebrity's life so we can end this dumb derail.

I think you just killed James Bond.

Roger Moore - 11 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on May 23, 2017, 10:51:36 AM
Please God take a celebrity's life so we can end this dumb derail.

I think you just killed James Bond.

Roger Moore - 11 points.
I blame it on the male romper.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on May 23, 2017, 01:59:17 PM
Foozball is da Devil - 52 points

http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/hall-of-fame-seahawks-lineman-cortez-kennedy-dead-at-48/ar-BBBso0U?OCID=ansmsnnews11
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: J Dog on May 23, 2017, 02:03:51 PM
Clearly this has to do with concussions and not the fact that he was a 400lbs middle aged black man.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Psycho Dad on May 23, 2017, 08:58:31 PM
Please God take a celebrity's life so we can end this dumb derail.

I think you just killed James Bond.

Roger Moore - 11 points.

The only Bonds worth half a shit were Sean Connery and Daniel Craig.

The only one worse than George Lazenby and Timothy Dalton will be Idris Elba if they follow through with MUH DUHVERSITY. Because he's, you know, hooba dooba bix nood (with a British accent).

By the way, you're all faggots.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: LawnGnome on May 23, 2017, 09:56:58 PM
Please God take a celebrity's life so we can end this dumb derail.

I think you just killed James Bond.

Roger Moore - 11 points.

The only Bonds worth half a shit were Sean Connery and Daniel Craig.

The only one worse than George Lazenby and Timothy Dalton will be Idris Elba if they follow through with MUH DUHVERSITY. Because he's, you know, hooba dooba bix nood (with a British accent).

By the way, you're all faggots.

James Bond with tits has been floated around since last year or so, too.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on May 23, 2017, 10:26:04 PM
Please God take a celebrity's life so we can end this dumb derail.

I think you just killed James Bond.

Roger Moore - 11 points.

The only Bonds worth half a shit were Sean Connery and Daniel Craig.

The only one worse than George Lazenby and Timothy Dalton will be Idris Elba if they follow through with MUH DUHVERSITY. Because he's, you know, hooba dooba bix nood (with a British accent).

By the way, you're all faggots.

James Bond with tits has been floated around since last year or so, too.
Xir will be the best bond yet.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on May 23, 2017, 11:48:23 PM
Connery and Craig were/are the best, but Brosnan was pretty good too. He was born to play Bond. He just had shit movies. But he had the look, the action, the suaveness down. Not as hard edged as Craig, who best captures the grittiness of the book character, but still good.

Ironically, though Craig is closest to Book Bond, when I read the original books I picture Connery, probably because of the time period--he's the one I associate with 60s Bond. I just see him as doing the part with more edge.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Obese and Triggered on May 23, 2017, 11:59:18 PM
The one and only Bond:

(https://static.standard.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2012/01/03/09/bondatkins100103_256x350.jpg)
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Obese and Triggered on May 24, 2017, 12:03:04 AM
Lisa Spoonauer from 'Clerks'.  56 points
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4536176/Clerks-actress-Lisa-Spoonauer-dies-age-44.html

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/05/24/03/40B9B5AC00000578-4536176-image-a-13_1495594041566.jpg)
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on May 24, 2017, 01:32:34 AM
"Try not to suck any dicks on the way to your funeral!"
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on May 24, 2017, 07:42:30 AM
That made me laugh more than it should have.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Merrypfeifengesicht on May 24, 2017, 11:16:32 AM
Lisa Spoonauer from 'Clerks'.  56 points
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4536176/Clerks-actress-Lisa-Spoonauer-dies-age-44.html

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/05/24/03/40B9B5AC00000578-4536176-image-a-13_1495594041566.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXAOxmPHdqs
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: deus volt on May 24, 2017, 10:07:35 PM
I'm going with Madonna drowning in her own vomit.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on May 27, 2017, 01:13:09 PM
Globalist POS kike Zbignew Brzezinski dead at age 89, Rest In Piss. 11 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on May 27, 2017, 02:41:00 PM
Globalist POS kike Zbignew Brzezinski dead at age 89, Rest In Piss. 11 points.

Correction: not a kike.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: J Dog on May 27, 2017, 04:36:12 PM
Gregg Allman, founding member of the Grateful Dead wannabe band The Allman Brothers, has died.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpN79-vu8Vs


31 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Pretty Sneaky Cis on May 27, 2017, 06:44:04 PM
Gregg Allman, founding member of the Grateful Dead wannabe band The Allman Brothers, has died.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpN79-vu8Vs


31 points.

Fuck. FUCK. I'm gonna get drunk and go listen to Melissa.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on May 27, 2017, 07:14:28 PM
Globalist POS kike Zbignew Brzezinski dead at age 89, Rest In Piss. 11 points.

Correction: not a kike.

I swear I though he was a member of the tribe. Huh, my bad. Still a POS though.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: OMNIPRESENT CYBERFILTH on May 27, 2017, 07:42:49 PM
Gregg Allman, founding member of the Grateful Dead wannabe band The Allman Brothers, has died.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpN79-vu8Vs


31 points.

Fuck. FUCK. I'm gonna get drunk and go listen to Melissa.

They also wrote the best driving song for when you're cruising somewhere lazily on a dim lit summer evening:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJi3L1TsSVw
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on May 30, 2017, 05:59:23 AM
Manuel Noriega - 17 points for Old Pineapple Face

https://www.yahoo.com/news/source-close-family-former-panamanian-dictator-manuel-noriega-052617338.html

 :reagan:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Petty Hate Machine on May 30, 2017, 05:53:47 PM
Manuel Noriega - 17 points for Old Pineapple Face

https://www.yahoo.com/news/source-close-family-former-panamanian-dictator-manuel-noriega-052617338.html

 :reagan:

Someone needs to blast GNR on a loudspeaker at his funeral.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on May 30, 2017, 11:38:03 PM
Manuel Noriega - 17 points for Old Pineapple Face

https://www.yahoo.com/news/source-close-family-former-panamanian-dictator-manuel-noriega-052617338.html

 :reagan:

I really thought he was already dead!
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: J Dog on June 05, 2017, 04:21:34 PM
British Actor Peter Sallis has died.  Most Americans won't recognize him, but apparently he was on a British television show called Last of the Summer Wine for 37 YEARS

Dude knew he had a good thing going and stuck with it.   RIP

(http://i.imgur.com/X7LZmnal.jpg)

4 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Obese and Triggered on June 05, 2017, 04:23:46 PM
British Actor Peter Sallis has died.  Most Americans won't recognize him, but apparently he was on a British television show called Last of the Summer Wine for 37 YEARS

Dude knew he had a good thing going and stuck with it.   RIP

(http://i.imgur.com/X7LZmnal.jpg)

4 points.

:(  This is a sad day. He was the voice of Wallace.

Quote
The actor was best known for appearing in Last of the Summer Wine and was also famous as the voice of Wallace in Wallace and Gromit.

His agent confirmed he died peacefully with his family by his side.

Sallis played Norman "Cleggy" Clegg in Last of the Summer Wine from its first episode in 1973 until the series concluded in 2010.

He was the only actor to appear in all 295 episodes of the sitcom.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on June 10, 2017, 12:12:10 PM
TV's Adam West is Bat-Dead at Bat-age 88. 12 Bat-points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Yule G. Canes on June 10, 2017, 12:17:31 PM
Bat-link: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/adam-west-dead-batman-star-832264

Quote
West died peacefully surrounded by his family and is survived by his wife Marcelle, six children, five grandchildren and two great-grandchildren.

 :reagan:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on June 10, 2017, 01:52:59 PM
I'm Bat-sad. He was a true piece of Americana.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Nasekuchen on June 10, 2017, 05:15:31 PM
I guess he forgot his death repellant
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: J Dog on June 10, 2017, 06:18:25 PM
Was Batman the best children's show of all time?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p_ykHfISyA


Yes.  Yes it was.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Obese and Triggered on June 11, 2017, 01:39:49 AM
Was Batman the best children's show of all time?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p_ykHfISyA


Yes.  Yes it was.

Julie Newmar
(http://i.imgur.com/p7X7DIBl.jpg)

Eartha Kitt
(http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/the-funny-feline-felonies-season-three-122867-the-joker-and-catwoman-picture-id93401645?s=612x612)

Lee Meriweather
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/c5/4a/6e/c54a6ea789abbb9f5d81ecc2421dda3b.jpg)



Batman was one hell of a fine show. :allears:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on June 13, 2017, 08:14:13 AM
https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/06/09/theater/obituary-glenne-headly-dick-tracy-dirty-rotten-scoundrels.html

Glenne Headly stole the scene and 38 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on June 13, 2017, 12:13:59 PM
Was Batman the best children's show of all time?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p_ykHfISyA


Yes.  Yes it was.

Now, now...The Muppet Show had its moments...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZJdSrW72SM
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Obese and Triggered on June 13, 2017, 09:54:52 PM
Raquel Welch was a honey back in the day. There are other hot ladies that showed up on the show and it was all a good time.


Watch the dude (probably?) in the spider muppet. Holeee shit that is some seriously tough physical puppeteering to keep up with Ms. Welch.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: J Dog on June 16, 2017, 08:40:47 PM
Iconic 80s Director John G. Avildsen has died.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKR_Tli5hbU

19 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Yule G. Canes on June 16, 2017, 08:43:13 PM
Rocky in peace.

Also today: Helmut "U Gon Get Globalized" Kohl, Chancellor of West Germany during Reunification and First Pawn of the European Union thereafter.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ae/Helmut_Kohl_1989.jpg)

Quote
Helmut Kohl earned his place in history by securing the successful reunification of Germany after the collapse of communism.
His 16 years in office made him the longest-serving German chancellor since Bismarck and he was once described as the greatest European leader in the second half of the 20th Century.

He was a passionate supporter of greater European integration and was one of the main architects of the Maastricht Treaty.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-11477991

13 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on June 16, 2017, 09:29:23 PM
"Chancellor Helmut Kohl, good friend of mine, worked closely with him, Barr and I broke bread with the man. Not a Hitler; Hitler was bad! Bad! Kohl: good! Egon Krenz: don't know 'em!

So to sum up: Krenz: don't know him; Hitler: bad! Kohl: good! Dan Quayle: still gaining acceptance."
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Merrypfeifengesicht on June 16, 2017, 09:53:04 PM
He was no Heinrich Lbke.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: 40k Scrotal Sacks on June 17, 2017, 11:46:22 AM
Ugh, that'll mean a week of nonthing but RIP Kohl articles in the news for me.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: J Dog on June 17, 2017, 08:41:39 PM
Stephen Furst, best known as the other fat guy from Animal House, has died.

(http://i.imgur.com/4EjWKct.jpg)


37 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on June 17, 2017, 08:57:57 PM
Flounder!

http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/nes/periph.htm
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: J Dog on June 19, 2017, 05:12:08 PM
World class idiot Otto Warmbier has died.  You'll remember Warmbier as the dumbass who went on vacation to North Korea, got arrested and thrown in prison for life.  The Norks freed him last week, but whoops, he had been in a persistent vegetative state for the last 17 months and they didn't bother to tell anybody. 

(http://i.imgur.com/Dl7EgRq.jpg)


Goodnight, sweet idiot.

78 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on June 19, 2017, 05:28:37 PM
All so he could have a NORK poster to ironically put up in his hipster hovel.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXgMPto4Jr8
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on June 19, 2017, 10:53:30 PM
Cocaine is a hell of a drug. Heroin too.

http://movieweb.com/carrie-fisher-toxicology-report-cocaine-heroin/
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Psycho Dad on June 20, 2017, 07:27:19 AM
Dammit Grandma, that's not Kool-Aid! Put your panties back on and get off my boyfriend!
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: As a white male I on June 20, 2017, 03:12:33 PM
 :clint:

http://www.cnn-globalnews.com/2017/06/18/clint-eastwood-found-dead-of-apparent-heart-attack/

 :salute:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Whig Historian on June 20, 2017, 03:18:20 PM
:clint:

http://www.cnn-globalnews.com/2017/06/18/clint-eastwood-found-dead-of-apparent-heart-attack/

 :salute:
That's dated a couple days ago and I don't recall seeing anyone else saying it, plus the link doesn't seem to work.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: As a white male I on June 20, 2017, 03:19:55 PM
Yeah apparently that's fake news.

Fell for it  :myecred:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on June 20, 2017, 03:20:18 PM
Stupid ass
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: J Dog on June 20, 2017, 04:41:55 PM
Meanwhile, an actual celebrity death.

Prodigy, a member of the rap duo Mobb Deep, has died due to complications from sickle cell anemia (no, really). 

Mobb Deep is gay and Prodigy was another one of those blacks who can't rap his way out of a paper bag, so here's a song by Eminem instead.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ja-mHeYAKM

58 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on June 21, 2017, 11:18:06 AM
autoerotic asphyxiation

My guess was AEA from the time they said he was found with a "band" around his neck.

Band around his neck? So wait, he was killed by Rage Against The Machine?!

You get paid for this shit? If so, you need to be locked up for robbery.

Why, yes! You see, the jokes that I spend hours working on and carving down and honing and telling hundreds of times until I find just the right way to say them for maximum lols, along with the custom jokes I write for individual parties and private events that I pour over all the time, and all I jokes I write and rewrite and rehearse over and over to replace old dated bits with new and relevant bits and the bits meant for adults only that I carefully take and sand down and make appropriate for more conservative audiences that might contain kids and the bits I write that are ubiquitous to my act that I am so proud of that I tinker with them endlessly in a fruitless but satisfying fool's errand to make them absolutely perfect, those jokes are the same as a throwaway joke I put almost no effort into on this forums.

Literally no difference.

change your username to MAXIMUM LOLS
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on June 24, 2017, 03:06:20 AM
Jimmy Nalls - legender guitarist. 34 points.

http://societyofrock.com/breaking-legendary-guitarist-dead-at-66
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: J Dog on July 03, 2017, 09:22:23 PM
Stevie Ryan, the greatest female impressionist since Carol Burnett, has died from an apparent suicide.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-VioqGddM8


A great talent gone too soon.  RIP

67 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: J Dog on July 06, 2017, 04:27:10 PM
Is it too late to add Meredith Salenger to my list?
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: InsideOutside on July 06, 2017, 05:57:56 PM
Is it too late to add Meredith Salenger to my list?

lol OH MY DEAD WIFE BOOHOOHOO *sniff sniff* THANK ME FOR HAVING ME ON YOUR SHOW TO SHARE HER STORY *wipes tears*

under all that flubber and atheism lies the heart of a cold, money grubbing jew

Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on July 06, 2017, 06:17:20 PM
Stevie Ryan, the greatest female impressionist since Carol Burnett, has died from an apparent suicide.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-VioqGddM8


A great talent gone too soon.  RIP

67 points.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQW3KwRtZj4
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on July 08, 2017, 07:25:14 PM
Actor Nelsan Ellis, best known for playing the character of Lafayette Reynolds on "True Blood," has died at the age of 39.

61 points
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Aran on July 09, 2017, 06:57:23 AM
Joan Lee, voice actress and wife of Stan Lee, passed a few days ago. 5 points.

Sad to think about, but it's time to add old Stan to your list next year if he makes it through this one :(
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: J Dog on July 09, 2017, 07:54:52 AM
They were married for 70 years.  I hope Stan can bounce back, but it doesn't seem likely.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on July 09, 2017, 09:40:51 AM
I have him on my list for this year. And last year, too. I think.

Anyway, I saw this coming.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on July 09, 2017, 11:03:54 AM
I don't give a shit about comics but he does seem like such a nice guy, and good to his fans. Bummer.

My favorite Stan Lee thing was this, which was cut from one of the Avenger movies

https://youtu.be/Pov4qMSfg9w?t=124
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on July 09, 2017, 05:42:26 PM
I don't give a shit about comics but he does seem like such a nice guy, and good to his fans. Bummer.

My favorite Stan Lee thing was this, which was cut from one of the Avenger movies

https://youtu.be/Pov4qMSfg9w?t=124
Stan getting shitfaced off of Thor's god booze was pretty good, too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czCr113i0SU
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Fuck Glitterbomber on July 12, 2017, 10:37:42 PM
http://www.independent.co.uk/topic/abu-bakr-al-baghdadi (http://www.independent.co.uk/topic/abu-bakr-al-baghdadi)

I suppose it would be best to wait a few months before making it legit but this gonna net those of us who have him a load of points. Thanks, Russia.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: sperg rush on July 13, 2017, 08:10:55 AM
Abu Bakmed Goatfucker is the next Osama, we just don't fucking know what is going on with him, he's probably dead, he's probably alive in some cave in the middle of nowhere, in John McCain's basement, or in a tropical island snorting coke. Eventually we'll hear of some super secret operation that took place somewhere in Whogivesafuckstan and yet we don't see any other proof than a body bag at the bottom of the ocean and the guy in charge takes credit for his demise.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: J Dog on July 13, 2017, 08:35:43 AM
I guarantee you if we have Bagdaddy's body, Trump won't make it "mysteriously disappear" out of respect for Islam.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on July 13, 2017, 08:59:06 AM
Are you suggesting that Obama didn't really have Osama's body!? And he just made it up and said "Yeah, we dumped him at sea"?

Well I never!
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on July 13, 2017, 01:31:42 PM
ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME(a long time being 53 years, specifically)

Fresh Kid Ice aka Chris Wing Won, founding member of 2 Live Crew dear at 53. Now frontman for the group 2 Dead Crew.

http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/13/entertainment/2-live-crew-fresh-kid-ice-dead/index.html

(http://i.imgur.com/4MKcOcA.jpg)

47 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on July 13, 2017, 01:49:20 PM
They'll bury him face down, ass up.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on July 13, 2017, 02:12:52 PM
They'll bury him face down, ass up.

:tom:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on July 13, 2017, 02:27:32 PM
They'll bury him face down, ass up.

 :reagan: :nixon:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on July 13, 2017, 07:48:31 PM
So many white people on here have no idea.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on July 13, 2017, 09:07:29 PM
Having all of that controversy was the best thing ever to happen to Luke
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: kornbeef on July 13, 2017, 10:05:39 PM
They'll bury him face down, ass up.
One of the more surreal moments of the 80s (yeah it was 1990, it counts as the 80s) on fucking Donohue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sc_nQiuDN0
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Ass Diamond on July 16, 2017, 07:09:24 PM
George Romero got eaten by zombies today, ironically. +2000 points and a blow job please.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on July 16, 2017, 07:22:19 PM
Hopefully someone did a headshot to be sure.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: J Dog on July 16, 2017, 09:10:26 PM
Legendary actor Martin Landau has died.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVYPHx59JfA

11 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on July 16, 2017, 10:54:30 PM
Who will be the third?  :stonk:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on July 16, 2017, 11:13:50 PM
Stephen Furst, best known as the other fat guy from Animal House, has died.

(http://i.imgur.com/4EjWKct.jpg)


37 points.

Viiiiiiiir! How many times must I tell you not to upstage me!
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on July 20, 2017, 10:27:45 AM
 Sen. John McCain has been diagnosed with glioblastoma, an aggressive cancer.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Death Camp for Cutie on July 20, 2017, 02:44:26 PM
59 points for Chester Bennington of linkin park who hung himself today, the would be birthday of his secret gay lover, Chris Cornell who hanged himself in may
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: WHITE PRIVILEGE on July 20, 2017, 03:13:04 PM
Next year I'm gonna pick more singers.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on July 20, 2017, 03:16:10 PM
the real reason he killed himself is because he turned 41 and thus could no longer ever join the cast of thirtysomething, a show everyone around him was afraid to tell him had been cancelled for over two decades, as he would contentedly watch episodes on DVD that he thought were on live TV being piped in by a DVD player operated by an illegal mexican maid living in the closet behind his television set

but good luck getting cnn fake news to tell you the truth about that :colbert:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: sperg rush on July 20, 2017, 03:17:20 PM
Next year I'm gonna pick more singers.

Next year we pick John McCain
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Ass Diamond on July 20, 2017, 03:18:06 PM
59 points for Chester Bennington of linkin park who hung himself today, the would be birthday of his secret gay lover, Chris Cornell who hanged himself in may

lol Fred Durst is down one more piece of asspussy lol
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on July 20, 2017, 03:32:47 PM
Next year I'm gonna pick more singers.

I picked a bad year to stop picking singers
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on July 20, 2017, 03:43:16 PM
Next year I'm gonna pick more singers.

Next year we pick John McCain

>McCain
>next year

pick one
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on July 20, 2017, 03:43:28 PM
Next year I'm gonna pick more singers.
There won't be any left.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Duwango on July 20, 2017, 04:30:55 PM
59 points for Chester Bennington of linkin park who hung himself today, the would be birthday of his secret gay lover, Chris Cornell who hanged himself in may

Funny part is, I already knew he was a Trump curse casualty even before I goggled up "Chester Bennington trump." Cornell was also an uber shitlib.


It's almost as if modern liberalism is inherently self-genocidal.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Duwango on July 20, 2017, 04:32:37 PM
Next year I'm picking the entire Rothschild family (inbreds and non-inbreds alike).
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on July 22, 2017, 01:47:04 PM
John Heard, the dad from the Home Alone movies, dead at 71. 29 points.

http://www.tmz.com/2017/07/22/john-heard-dead-at-72-home-alone/

(https://media.tmz.com/2017/07/21/0721-remembering-john-heard-launch-3.jpg)


He recently had a good but small part in the underrated horror/thriller "Would You Rather?", which I suggest watching for the outstanding villain.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=it5XICr93wU
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Yule G. Canes on July 22, 2017, 01:53:32 PM
Dude looks pretty good for his age.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Ass Diamond on July 22, 2017, 03:46:29 PM
He was recovering from minor spinal surgery the day before. Not an MD, but I'm thinking blood clot or maybe he was leaking spinal fluid?
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: I forgot my password on July 27, 2017, 06:25:08 AM
June Foray, the second most famous voice actress after Tara Strong, has died.  Most people will remember her either as Rocket J. Squirrel or Magica De Spell, but she was in literally EVERY cartoon made in the 60s through the 90s.  RIP

(http://i.imgur.com/k7jBeHi.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7U_ZeffNGM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9rO3ftCUow

1 point.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Aran on July 27, 2017, 09:50:05 PM
Voice of Natasha dies.

Russia narrative dies.


Mein Gott.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: J Dog on July 31, 2017, 12:30:58 PM
Chuck Yeager is still alive.

Sam Shepard, who played Chuck Yeager in The Right Stuff, however, is dead.

27 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Yule G. Canes on July 31, 2017, 12:39:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr02n1b8sUE
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on August 01, 2017, 10:32:05 PM
False alarm. Sorry
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on August 03, 2017, 10:50:25 AM
Researcher and author Jim Marrs dead at age 74, RIP. 26 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: WHITE PRIVILEGE on August 07, 2017, 11:12:42 AM
Don Baylor - 32 points
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on August 07, 2017, 12:06:17 PM
Darren Daulton - 45 points
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Ass Diamond on August 08, 2017, 05:09:10 PM
Glenn Campbell, country singer died today at 81. +75 rhinestones.

http://www.rollingstone.com/country/news/glen-campbell-dead-at-81
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Yule G. Canes on August 08, 2017, 05:45:32 PM
All those offers coming over the phone are going to be very disappointed.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on August 08, 2017, 08:57:41 PM
And the Wichita lineman is still in the pine.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on August 08, 2017, 08:58:52 PM
And the Wichita lineman is still in the pine.

That's a good song. RIP Mr. Campbell.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on August 08, 2017, 09:21:47 PM
And the Wichita lineman is still in the pine.

That's a good song. RIP Mr. Campbell.
Yea, I kinda felt a little guilty about that one. Also, most people didn't know what an incredible guitarist he was.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrtWZiguvuY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4PEf7yYCZE
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: J Dog on August 14, 2017, 06:47:58 AM
Rocket loses another contemporary.

Joe Bologna, star of the Married with Children spinoff Top of the Heap and the voice of Turpin in Superman the Animated Series, has died.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRlLZ1-UKOQ

18 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on August 19, 2017, 10:48:18 PM
Comedian Dick Gregory has passed away at the age of 84. 9.6 points
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Spazzard on August 20, 2017, 02:46:13 AM
John Heard, the dad from the Home Alone movies, dead at 71. 29 points.

http://www.tmz.com/2017/07/22/john-heard-dead-at-72-home-alone/

(https://media.tmz.com/2017/07/21/0721-remembering-john-heard-launch-3.jpg)


He recently had a good but small part in the underrated horror/thriller "Would You Rather?", which I suggest watching for the outstanding villain.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=it5XICr93wU


I remember this film when it came out, only watched it because I thought Sasha Grey would do something hot, and expected it to be shite. It's an honest to god decent film though. It reminded me of the first Saw, there isn't really any twist to it if you see the trailer, but it's done really well for a cast of nobodies and hasbeens (at the time anyway). Some of them have gone on to far bigger things since, including the afterlife for at least 2 of them.

Sasha Grey dying after not having any air for 15 seconds while immersed in fluid is still laughable though.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Spazzard on August 20, 2017, 04:37:26 AM
doublepost
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Mad at the Internet on August 20, 2017, 03:04:14 PM
Surprised no one's poasted about old jew Jerry Lewis buying the farm at 91.

9 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on August 20, 2017, 03:20:49 PM
Finally, we can see The Day the Clown Cried

:popcorn:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: ompb on August 21, 2017, 03:15:40 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvglqPOdtaM
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: J Dog on August 24, 2017, 03:06:38 PM
God strikes down another one of Trump's enemies.  "Comedian" Jay Thomas has died.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wf1JoRmebeY

31 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on August 25, 2017, 02:50:25 PM
Rich Piana dead at 46, Pour out some Muscle Milk 4 ya dead homie.

http://www.tmz.com/2017/08/25/rich-piana-dead-at-46/

54 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on August 25, 2017, 03:09:26 PM
Dude ruined himself. All that money is someone else's now.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on August 25, 2017, 03:48:39 PM
NO AGONY, NO BRAGONY!!!

(https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/kingofthehill/images/8/8d/542743.png/revision/latest?cb=20160624132851)
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on August 25, 2017, 03:49:39 PM
That looks like some gay Hank Hill fanfic right there.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Ass Diamond on August 25, 2017, 04:29:29 PM
Rich Piana dead at 46, Pour out some Muscle Milk 4 ya dead homie.

http://www.tmz.com/2017/08/25/rich-piana-dead-at-46/

54 points.

Quick, let me skin him and sell the ink to a pen company
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: a torrent of piss on August 25, 2017, 04:41:31 PM
Yet he is outlived by some of the more morbidly obese people out there.

Welp i guess HAES is real.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on August 25, 2017, 05:06:00 PM
That looks like some gay Hank Hill fanfic right there.

No its a real episode and a really funny one too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4l4TVsADdo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbAmh7hfaBM
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Yule G. Canes on August 29, 2017, 07:03:37 PM
Tobe Hooper, director of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Poltergeist.

(http://www.invisibleoranges.com/files/2017/08/image-original.jpg)

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/08/27/movies/tobe-hooper-texas-chainsaw-massacre.html?mcubz=1

26 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on August 29, 2017, 08:22:26 PM
Im getting in on this next year and just picking the youngest people who breathe a word against Trump.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on September 03, 2017, 04:31:20 PM
Walter Becker, Steely Dan co-founder. 33 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on September 03, 2017, 05:03:02 PM
Walter Becker, Steely Dan co-founder. 33 points.

He finally reeled in all his years.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Yule G. Canes on September 03, 2017, 08:19:14 PM
Did he drink scotch whiskey all night long, and die behind the wheel?
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: J Dog on September 06, 2017, 05:44:15 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxLD1uq94sE


(https://i.imgur.com/bCLP6g6.jpg)


PSA superstar McGruff the Crime Dog has died.


6 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: sperg rush on September 06, 2017, 05:51:31 PM
Haven't seen him ever since when those Anti-drug PSAs decided to go full edgy that mentally scarred kids.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on September 10, 2017, 07:29:32 AM
Don Williams is no longer living on Tulsa Time. 22 points

https://www.don-williams.com
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: J Dog on September 13, 2017, 05:54:24 PM
Eh paisano Frank Vincent is eatin' gobblegoul in the sky, may he rest in peace. 

(https://i.imgur.com/s2ELP38.gif)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJzNUydlQ4I

22 points
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Yule G. Canes on September 13, 2017, 06:03:49 PM
Just watched Casino again the other day. Will always remember him as the guy who whacked Joe Pesci square in the back with a shovel during his own narration:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1igvrZ0KosA

RIP.

 
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on September 13, 2017, 09:11:11 PM
That was always such a weird scene. Getting whacked during his own narration.

Then seeing Joe Pesci in his undies.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Ass Diamond on September 14, 2017, 01:46:19 AM
Frank Vincent :(

All is faggot.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on September 15, 2017, 07:41:32 PM
One of my favorite actors. 9 points. :(

http://m.tmz.com/#!article/2017/09/15/harry-dean-stanton-dead/
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on September 15, 2017, 07:46:11 PM
RIP cool guy from Repo Man.

Also, not sure if this counts but Rosie O'Donnell's ex-wife an-hero'd herself today at the age of 46. 54 points I guess. This may be a case of Trump curse passing over the primary target to strike someone else?
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on September 15, 2017, 07:50:53 PM
Like how lightning killed those boyscouts standing near a tree?
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Yule G. Canes on September 15, 2017, 07:51:16 PM
RIP Paul of Tarsus.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Nasekuchen on September 16, 2017, 07:27:09 AM
One of my favorite actors. 9 points. :(

http://m.tmz.com/#!article/2017/09/15/harry-dean-stanton-dead/

BRET?!

BRREEEHHHHT!!!
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Yule G. Canes on September 19, 2017, 07:36:27 PM
Actually died back in May, but only reported now:

Stanislav Petrov, guy who didn't let the world get nuked that one time.

(http://media.npr.org/assets/img/2017/09/18/petrov-9-18-17_wide-ade24761ba202cf07a932f72c0bd5b09dc265df4-s700-c85.jpg)

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/09/18/551792129/stanislav-petrov-the-man-who-saved-the-world-dies-at-77

23 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on September 19, 2017, 09:26:29 PM
Bobby the Brain - 28 points

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/09/18/sports/bobby-heenan-professional-wrestling-personality-dies-at-72.html
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Virtue Signalman First Class on September 20, 2017, 12:02:04 AM
Actually died back in May, but only reported now:

Stanislav Petrov, guy who didn't let the world get nuked that one time.

(http://media.npr.org/assets/img/2017/09/18/petrov-9-18-17_wide-ade24761ba202cf07a932f72c0bd5b09dc265df4-s700-c85.jpg)

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/09/18/551792129/stanislav-petrov-the-man-who-saved-the-world-dies-at-77

23 points.

Yeah, this is not hyperbole, this man actually saved the world from all-out nuclear war. What's really sad is that he ended up poor and an alcoholic, which to be honest in Russia isn't that different from the norm.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on September 20, 2017, 02:12:41 PM
So he basically ended up . . .. Russian?
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Ass Diamond on September 21, 2017, 09:17:27 PM
Bernie Casey, 3/5 of a point.

His acting style will be forever known as "stilted" and "inarticulate". I think he only got into the acting scene because he was hooked up with the Malcom X crowd. He was really a C list actor, lot of his roles was "that nigger" or "EEOC requirement filling" or "token nigger". He was on Babylon 5 as a space future nigger, also on Deep Space 9 as space future traitor rebel nigger. Other than that, nothing of value was lost.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Obese and Triggered on September 21, 2017, 09:34:38 PM
Bernie Casey, 3/5 of a point.

His acting style will be forever known as "stilted" and "inarticulate". I think he only got into the acting scene because he was hooked up with the Malcom X crowd. He was really a C list actor, lot of his roles was "that nigger" or "EEOC requirement filling" or "token nigger". He was on Babylon 5 as a space future nigger, also on Deep Space 9 as space future traitor rebel nigger. Other than that, nothing of value was lost.

He was the director of the Lamda Lamda Lamda fraternity in "Revenge of the Nerds", a key character in "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka" and lots of other movies. I thought he did a decent job and don't know why you think he was so bad. Is it possible you're thinking of the wrong dude?

(https://media.baselineresearch.com/images/110501/110501_full.jpg)
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Ass Diamond on September 21, 2017, 09:45:56 PM
Humor man, humor.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Obese and Triggered on September 21, 2017, 09:58:35 PM
Humor man, humor.


I did laugh at the 3/5ths part.   :nixon:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on September 27, 2017, 11:33:34 PM
Hugh Hefner dead at 91, 9 points.

https://www.cnbc.com/2017/09/27/hugh-hefner-iconic-founder-of-playboy-has-died-at-age-91.html
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Nig Disliker on September 27, 2017, 11:35:10 PM
I'll jerk one off in his honor.

At least he was able to see Playboy return back to having naked girls in the magazine instead of being an even hackier version of Vanity Fair.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Nasekuchen on September 28, 2017, 12:35:02 AM
Hes gone stiff.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Pretty Sneaky Cis on September 28, 2017, 05:40:55 AM
Hugh Hefner dead at 91, 9 points.

https://www.cnbc.com/2017/09/27/hugh-hefner-iconic-founder-of-playboy-has-died-at-age-91.html

The end of an era. Looks like PAGAN won after all.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Yule G. Canes on September 28, 2017, 08:45:58 AM
All boners must immediately be lowered to half-staff for the remainder of the week.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on September 28, 2017, 08:51:43 AM
Fuck Hugh Hefner.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvPW8lTI3No


Yeah, its all that respect that had those chicks sucking your mummified drug-assisted dick. Not your money and your giant pornography empire, you fucking fag.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Franzo on September 28, 2017, 08:54:45 AM
"Leader of the sexual revolution"
"Integral to the sexual revolution of the '60's"
etc...

Burn in hell you degenerate piece of shit.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on September 28, 2017, 09:14:51 AM
Reminder that Hefner sucked dicks

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4566642/hugh-hefner-sex-men-gay-rights-sexual-revolution/

Quote
I WAS EXPERIMENTINGUltimate ladies man Hugh Hefner had sex with MEN in the 80s as he tested the boundaries of his sexual appetite
Ladies man Hugh Hefner, who died aged 91 yesterday from natural causes, enjoyed affairs with other men at his Beverly Hills mansion. His comments were also supported by ex-girlfriend Carrie Leigh.

PLAYBOY founder Hugh Hefner - who boasted of bedding hundreds of women - also had sex with men as he "tested the boundaries" of his sexual appetite, he once claimed.

Ultimate ladies man Hugh Hefner, who died aged 91 yesterday from natural causes, said in a 1999 interview he had slept with men.

Hefner admitted experimenting with the opposite sex during his swinging days, according to the Washington Post.

"There was some bisexuality in the heterosexual, swinging part of my life," said Hefner. "I was testing the boundaries, just knocking down walls.

"That period of sexual experimentation is long gone."

Ex-girlfriend Cararie Lewis corroborated his comments after the pair had a bitter break up after dating for five years in the 1980s.
During this time, Leigh filed three lawsuits against him - including a multi-million palimony case which she later dropped.

They began dating when she was aged 19 and he was 57, with Carrie Leigh moving into his world famous mansion in Los Angeles, near Beverly Hills.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on September 28, 2017, 11:13:35 AM
Hugh Hefner dead at 91, 9 points.

https://www.cnbc.com/2017/09/27/hugh-hefner-iconic-founder-of-playboy-has-died-at-age-91.html

The end of an era. Looks like PAGAN won after all.

I understood this reference  :reagan:

Also, everyone take a look at Hefner's Twitter feed. It's basically a long list of death announcements. It's like watching the boomer counterculture slowly slip into the abyss.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: blasting_asshole on September 28, 2017, 12:12:07 PM
I never cared about him and his not-porn magazines, but congrats on living a cool life I guess.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Virtue Signalman First Class on September 28, 2017, 12:30:37 PM
I never cared about him and his not-porn magazines, but congrats on living a cool life I guess.

Doesn't it get tedious after a while? Where's the excitement when you're constantly surrounded by hundreds of beautiful semi-naked ladies, day after day? No wonder he "experimented" with some homo action.

After a while you just want to be left alone with a glass bottle of wine and an Alastair Reynolds book.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: J Dog on September 28, 2017, 12:42:42 PM
Doesn't it get tedious after a while? Where's the excitement when you're constantly surrounded by hundreds of beautiful semi-naked ladies, day after day?

 :urafag:

Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Virtue Signalman First Class on September 28, 2017, 12:54:54 PM
Doesn't it get tedious after a while? Where's the excitement when you're constantly surrounded by hundreds of beautiful semi-naked ladies, day after day?

 :urafag:

Think about it realistically for a moment. In your heart you know I'm right.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: J Dog on September 28, 2017, 01:00:12 PM
Think about it realistically for a moment. In your heart you know I'm right.

What does my heart have to do with it?

Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on September 28, 2017, 01:58:04 PM
Doesn't it get tedious after a while? Where's the excitement when you're constantly surrounded by hundreds of beautiful semi-naked ladies, day after day? No wonder he "experimented" with some homo action.

After a while you just want to be left alone with a glass bottle of wine and an Alastair Reynolds book.

I bet he cried himself to sleep every night on a bed of $100 bills and bleach blondes.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Virtue Signalman First Class on September 28, 2017, 03:42:47 PM
Doesn't it get tedious after a while? Where's the excitement when you're constantly surrounded by hundreds of beautiful semi-naked ladies, day after day? No wonder he "experimented" with some homo action.

After a while you just want to be left alone with a glass bottle of wine and an Alastair Reynolds book.

I bet he cried himself to sleep every night on a bed of $100 bills and bleach blondes.

No, I don't think he cried. Perhaps he shed a tear or two thinking about the emptiness in his soul. His cock had a fulfilling life, the rest of him.. sadly, not so much.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on September 28, 2017, 03:47:35 PM
I think we can all agree that no matter your opinion on Hefner's life and whether or not it was spiritually fulfilling, his legacy is one of cultural decay and degeneracy and the world would have been better off without him.

Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on September 28, 2017, 03:49:26 PM
No, I don't think he cried. Perhaps he shed a tear or two thinking about the emptiness in his soul. His cock had a fulfilling life, the rest of him.. sadly, not so much.

I never realized your username was unironic.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: J Dog on September 30, 2017, 06:58:18 PM
Destroyer of friendships and purveyor of lime green pontiacs, Monty Hall has died.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J155bLFAg1k

4 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on September 30, 2017, 08:38:40 PM
Destroyer of friendships and purveyor of lime green pontiacs, Monty Hall has died.

It's gonna be super awkward to go to the viewing and have a 1 in 3 chance of finding a goat in the casket.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Whig Historian on September 30, 2017, 08:51:31 PM
Destroyer of friendships and purveyor of lime green pontiacs, Monty Hall has died.

It's gonna be super awkward to go to the viewing and have a 1 in 3 chance of finding a goat in the casket.
It should be a 2 in 3 chance for a goat, right?
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Aran on October 01, 2017, 07:54:47 AM
I honestly didn't know Monty Hall was still alive
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on October 02, 2017, 03:16:33 PM
Oh, but if I had made a "Let's Make a Deal" joke it would be 23 posts about how old Rocket is.

I hate everyone.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: J Dog on October 02, 2017, 03:24:20 PM
Tom Petty's vital signs are free fallin'.  Expect an announcement within the next few days.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on October 02, 2017, 03:27:18 PM
Tom Petty's vital signs are free fallin'.  Expect an announcement within the next few days.
My brother is his biggest fan. He actually worked load in at a concert to meet him. Said he was super cool. It was an open-air venue with tables on the side. Tom was on stage for sound check and saw the tables (where you could order food during the concert) and he raised hell. He made them take the tables out and said "This ain't no fuckin' buffet."

He's looked like death for quite a while, but I figured it was all that refer.


Word has it he also bought the grand master of Pet Sounds so he could listen to it one track at a time. That's rock and roll.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Nasekuchen on October 02, 2017, 04:31:10 PM
Tom Petty's vital signs are free fallin'.  Expect an announcement within the next few days.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/tom-petty-legendary-rocker-is-dead-at-66/

NOW HE'LL BEEEEEE

BE IN A COOOOOFFIN

34pts
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: J Dog on October 06, 2017, 06:36:09 PM
The very picture of health, Ralphie May, has died unexpectedly in Vegas.

(https://i.imgur.com/UskkkIF.jpg)

55 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: the sip on October 06, 2017, 07:02:20 PM
I thought he was dead lol
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Yule G. Canes on October 06, 2017, 07:25:54 PM
Shame. I heard he lost a lot of weight, or maybe that was another big fat comedian.
 
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on October 06, 2017, 07:46:48 PM
He was going through a really, really nasty divorce, too. RIP big guy. :(


Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on October 07, 2017, 01:57:45 AM
The very picture of health, Ralphie May, has died unexpectedly in Vegas.

(https://i.imgur.com/UskkkIF.jpg)

55 points.

I guess it's too late for Greenpeace activists to roll him back into the water. RIP.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Aran on October 07, 2017, 09:00:29 AM
Wow, someone even I can point and laugh at and call fat.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on October 07, 2017, 11:03:55 AM
When your XXXXXXL hoodie is too tight there is an issue.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on October 07, 2017, 12:19:06 PM
There's a lot going on here.

http://www.tmz.com/2016/03/17/ralphie-may-divorce-wife-ketubah/

Quote
RALPHIE MAY
ESTRANGED WIFE BROKE OUR CONTRACT
... In Front of the Kids!

3/17/2016 9:46 AM PDT

Ralphie May's estranged wife is poisoning their 2 children against him and refusing to let them see him ... according to new docs filed in his divorce -- which is getting VERY nasty.
Ralphie is upset because Lahna Turner is keeping the kids in Los Angeles ... while he's at the home in Tennessee -- but he says what really ticked him off is that she destroyed their Ketubah.
The Ketubah is the Jewish marriage contract, and Ralphie says she shattered the glass box that held theirs, then stabbed it repeatedly with scissors ... right in front of him and their children. In the docs, he also says she ripped photos off the wall and cursed at him.
Ralphie insists the family lives in Nashville and the divorce should be handled there. For her part, Lahna calls Nashville more of a vacation home where the family spent some holidays. She says home is L.A. ... where the kids are enrolled in school.
#RIPKetubah

(http://media.tmz.com/2016/03/17/0317-sub-ralphie-may-ketubah-getty-4.jpg)

:jewrub:

And now she's trying to put on the act



But hey...


(https://www.dailydot.com/wp-content/uploads/b52/ef/brentrambooriginal.gif)
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on October 07, 2017, 12:26:27 PM
That is some prime ass that Snorlax was married to.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Whig Historian on October 07, 2017, 12:39:18 PM
Gotta getta get.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on October 07, 2017, 01:49:15 PM


Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Nasekuchen on October 07, 2017, 02:22:56 PM
This just reinforces how sad I'll be when Doug finally drinks himself underground
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on October 07, 2017, 03:06:11 PM
This just reinforces how sad I'll be when Doug finally drinks himself underground

We got like 13 specials and two books out of him. Digging Up Mother was amazing, and I'm fucking pumped for the new one in December.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: J Dog on October 16, 2017, 03:11:21 PM
Prolific english actor Roy Dotrice has died.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmKhGqWcJGY


6 points.


edit: 83 year old actress Ann Wedgeworth has died.  Why am I editing this into an old post, you ask?  Its quite simple, Rocket has a penchant for old--and I mean OLD--ladies.  Within the next few days, I predict that ol' boomer horndog Rocket will be the one to post about her death at the end of this thread.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: kornbeef on October 16, 2017, 06:50:09 PM
Hats over hearts boys, we lost a good one.

John Dunsworth of Trailer Park boys died.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/john-dunsworth-beloved-actor-best-known-as-mr-lahey-has-died-1.4357370

(http://i.imgur.com/i2xPLy2.gif)

29 points
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Obese and Triggered on October 16, 2017, 07:39:11 PM
Hats over hearts boys, we lost a good one.

John Dunsworth of Trailer Park boys died.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/john-dunsworth-beloved-actor-best-known-as-mr-lahey-has-died-1.4357370

(http://i.imgur.com/i2xPLy2.gif)

29 points


Oh shit!

(checks Birk's profile)   
Last Active:  October 14th, 2017


NOOOOOOOOO!!!!   

 :myecred:  Why do they always take the good ones so young?


:birk:  :birk2:
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qg_belm6apc
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on October 16, 2017, 07:44:50 PM
Prolific english actor Roy Dotrice has died.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmKhGqWcJGY


6 points.

Saw the youtube thumb and thought George RR Martin had died. Disappointed.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: a torrent of piss on October 16, 2017, 07:50:56 PM
short unexpected illness.....he got STDs from a midget hooker.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on October 16, 2017, 07:54:38 PM
Hats over hearts boys, we lost a good one.

John Dunsworth of Trailer Park boys died.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/john-dunsworth-beloved-actor-best-known-as-mr-lahey-has-died-1.4357370

(http://i.imgur.com/i2xPLy2.gif)

29 points
This actually bothers me.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: anti-nigger machine on October 16, 2017, 08:12:05 PM
They were in the middle of a live tour.

http://www.trailerparkboys.com/blog/2017/08/10/randy-mr-laheys-never-cry-shitwolf-tour-2017/
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: blasting_asshole on October 17, 2017, 12:04:31 PM
Dunsworth is the first celebrity death I've actually been somewhat bothered by. Trailer Park Boys is officially over. Limped along without Ray. Then Bubbles went. Now that Dunsworth is gone, there is no show.


Rest in peace, officer Lahey. Men die, but the liquor is eternal.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on October 17, 2017, 12:40:56 PM
I didn't know Bubbles was gone. How is it TPB without him? I thought Trevor leaving was a huge loss. He got fucked in his contract, though, so I understand. And I really wanted Ray to die from an OD. I also wonder if all the women getting fat and gross was their natural inclination or a very strong commitment to the part.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Obese and Triggered on October 17, 2017, 01:14:07 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lu49gL5HGHk

Note:  Mike Smith (Bubbles) is still alive.


(http://www.artzmark.com/SarahD1.jpg)

Sorry for your loss, Sarah. Maybe you and I can go back to my trailer and smoke some weed, have a few drinks, see what happens.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: blasting_asshole on October 17, 2017, 01:22:21 PM
I didn't know Bubbles was gone. How is it TPB without him? I thought Trevor leaving was a huge loss. He got fucked in his contract, though, so I understand. And I really wanted Ray to die from an OD. I also wonder if all the women getting fat and gross was their natural inclination or a very strong commitment to the part.

Now that I think of it, that might have been Lucy. Or did Smith go too? I know for a fact that Lucy went, but I can't remember if there was some article about Bubbles leaving over some nonsense. Regardless, I'm pretty sure the most recent season includes both Bubbles and Lahey.

The show turned into an SJW tire fire, with horrendous writing, pretty recently. No idea if I'm even caught up, but I'm done, regardless. Last I remember, Trinity had a baby and got married to Jacob Collins. Speaking of which, Philadelphia Collins was a terrible loss, despite such a limited role. The man could barely stutter out his un-memorized lines but my god did I ever laugh at that character. I would totally keep on watching with the mustard tiger as supervale of the sunnypark. But, he's dead too, so they might as well put it out of it's misery, now that Dunsworth is gone.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Obese and Triggered on October 17, 2017, 01:32:50 PM
A strange little video of John Dunsworth at one of his hobbies - building stuff out of cement:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mcQfP8k51s

:salute:  You were a good one, John.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on October 17, 2017, 03:12:28 PM
Sarah was hot when she started on the show. Still would for the story.

J-Roc is underrated and always funny to me.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Obese and Triggered on October 17, 2017, 03:17:16 PM
Sarah was hot when she started on the show. Still would for the story.

Sarah has a sister:

(http://iv1.lisimg.com/image/6692403/550full-molly-dunsworth.jpg)

Hellooooo Molly.  :allears:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on October 17, 2017, 03:19:56 PM
Sarah was hot when she started on the show. Still would for the story.

Sarah has a sister:

(http://iv1.lisimg.com/image/6692403/550full-molly-dunsworth.jpg)

Hellooooo Molly.  :allears:
Hell yes. Voted Mouldy Omaha.

I think that's a good one.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on October 19, 2017, 08:41:18 PM
FYI: Taylor Swift has 56 days to make it into the 27 club. Her latest retarded release includes a stupid answering machine message where she says that she is dead. This would help a lot of conspiracy theories. Anyway, I know it's late but I'm predicting she snuffs it before the year is out.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: FALSE FLAG POSTING EVENT on October 19, 2017, 10:43:11 PM
Nah that tight assed bitch is locked down and on point business only.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on October 20, 2017, 01:37:50 AM
She's also got fake-your-own-death-and-disappear money.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Virtue Signalman First Class on October 20, 2017, 07:18:34 PM
She's also got fake-your-own-death-and-disappear money.

Yeah, but not fake-your-own-death-and-dissapear face.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Merrypfeifengesicht on October 20, 2017, 08:10:56 PM
Bill Clinton
Hillary Clinton
Shannen Doherty
Gord Downie (from The Tragically Hip)
Tommy Chong
George H.W. Bush
Patrick Stewart
Julian Assange
Hugh Hefner
Stephen Hawking

Tragically Hip's Gord Downie Dead at 53 (http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/tragically-hips-gord-downie-dead-at-53-w504219)

47 points, eh
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on October 20, 2017, 10:06:13 PM
Dammit this was my thread two years running, ya drangus.

 :coolmad:

I'm going all high risk this year, nobody over 50

Corey Feldman
Tara Reid
Bam Margera
Ralphie May
Lindsay Lohan
Amanda Bynes
Aaron Carter
Demi Lovato
Amber Heard
Jonah Hill

Haha I forgot I picked him. 55 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on October 21, 2017, 06:04:38 AM
Bill Clinton
Hillary Clinton
Shannen Doherty
Gord Downie (from The Tragically Hip)
Tommy Chong
George H.W. Bush
Patrick Stewart
Julian Assange
Hugh Hefner
Stephen Hawking

Tragically Hip's Gord Downie Dead at 53 (http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/tragically-hips-gord-downie-dead-at-53-w504219)

47 points, eh
You also picked Hefner. Good year for you.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on October 21, 2017, 11:52:09 AM
Bill Clinton
Hillary Clinton
Shannen Doherty
Gord Downie (from The Tragically Hip)
Tommy Chong
George H.W. Bush
Patrick Stewart
Julian Assange
Hugh Hefner
Stephen Hawking

Tragically Hip's Gord Downie Dead at 53 (http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/tragically-hips-gord-downie-dead-at-53-w504219)

47 points, eh
You also picked Hefner. Good year for you.

With only 2 months left he's gonna be hard to catch. Fagmins, please come up with a 'Deadpool Winner" badge.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Fuck Glitterbomber on October 21, 2017, 01:08:20 PM
Yes, and when you do remember that I won 2016.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on October 21, 2017, 11:26:46 PM
I will trade my entire list for Taylor Swift, if that's ok.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on October 23, 2017, 08:34:42 AM
Is it cool if I choose my list for 2017 now?
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on October 23, 2017, 12:04:33 PM
Gotta wait for the new thread, brah.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on October 23, 2017, 02:41:56 PM
But I want to win this year, so I'm going to start my list:

Princess Leia
That fat comedian who wasn't funny
That guy from that unfunny Canadian show
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Virtue Signalman First Class on October 23, 2017, 04:14:56 PM
That fat comedian who wasn't funny

What about all the skinny ones that aren't funny? There's loads of them cunts as well.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on October 23, 2017, 07:26:03 PM
But I want to win this year, so I'm going to start my list:

That fat comedian who wasn't funny
We still have time for Amy Schumer to die.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: InsideOutside on October 24, 2017, 03:20:45 PM
Gotta wait for the new thread, brah.

there should totally be a lightning round for the last quarter of calendar year 2017 december is when all the good ones happen
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on October 24, 2017, 03:57:30 PM
I'd put Ana Navarro on there in case the wall starts getting built and she has a coronary
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: J Dog on October 24, 2017, 05:06:20 PM
You guys are arguing about rules 10 months after the fact.  Meanwhile, motherfucking Benson died.

(https://i.imgur.com/WncGU5t.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QejBwptSQZc

11 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Yule G. Canes on October 24, 2017, 05:53:18 PM
RIP Eli Vance.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on October 24, 2017, 07:03:32 PM
Rip Rafiki
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Yule G. Canes on October 26, 2017, 07:14:25 PM
Antoine Dominique "Fats" Domino has climbed down off of Blueberry Hill.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7d/Fats_Domino_Hamburg_1973_1605730021.jpg/800px-Fats_Domino_Hamburg_1973_1605730021.jpg)

http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/music/ct-fats-domino-dead-20171025-story.html

11 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Pleasant Rectal Itch on October 27, 2017, 12:41:17 PM
Antoine Dominique "Fats" Domino has climbed down off of Blueberry Hill.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7d/Fats_Domino_Hamburg_1973_1605730021.jpg/800px-Fats_Domino_Hamburg_1973_1605730021.jpg)

http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/music/ct-fats-domino-dead-20171025-story.html

11 points.

Ain't that a shame.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on October 27, 2017, 11:11:12 PM
Antoine Dominique "Fats" Domino has climbed down off of Blueberry Hill.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7d/Fats_Domino_Hamburg_1973_1605730021.jpg/800px-Fats_Domino_Hamburg_1973_1605730021.jpg)

http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/music/ct-fats-domino-dead-20171025-story.html

11 points.

Ain't that a shame.

:clappo:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: J Dog on November 03, 2017, 03:20:14 PM
Big money dropped today.  Bradley Joseph (aka Brad Bufanda), a greasy-haired bit player from teen girl series Veronica Mars and Co-ed Confidential, was found dead by a homeless dude after having apparently jumped off a building. 

66 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on November 03, 2017, 03:50:11 PM
Bradley Joseph (aka Brad Bufanda)
That's who I was talking about when I said Sidney Poitier. It was a typo. I WIN!
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on November 03, 2017, 03:58:14 PM
Big money dropped today.  Bradley Joseph (aka Brad Bufanda), a greasy-haired bit player from teen girl series Veronica Mars and Co-ed Confidential, was found dead by a homeless dude after having apparently jumped off a building. 

66 points.

So, was he gonna name names of hollywood pedos, or was he a pedo himself?  :adam: Look at his acting history on wikipedia, he did tons of children's programming. Odds he was a pincushion for old greasy jews?
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: WHITE PRIVILEGE on November 07, 2017, 04:37:10 PM
MLB pitcher Roy Halladay died in a plane crash. 60 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on November 11, 2017, 02:14:17 AM
Chuck Mosley of Faith No More. 43 points.

John Hillerman (aka Higgins on Magnum, PI). 16 points
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Obese and Triggered on November 11, 2017, 02:31:41 AM
John Hillerman (aka Higgins on Magnum, PI). 16 points

:(   He also played the town mayor in "Blazing Saddles". 
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Real Jews? Fake News. on November 11, 2017, 11:49:13 PM
John Hillerman (aka Higgins on Magnum, PI). 16 points

:(   He also played the town mayor in "Blazing Saddles".

At least he didn't have to die in a world where the sheriff was still a nigger.  :obama:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: WHITE PRIVILEGE on November 14, 2017, 09:32:28 AM
Boston Red Sox legend and the longest living MLB HOFer Bobby Doerr - 1 point
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on November 17, 2017, 12:56:01 AM
Keith Richards
Stan Lee
Art Garfunkle Michael Schumacher
Sidney Poitier
Mary Kate Olsen
Lindsay Lohan
Doris Day
Hugh Jackman Charles Manson
Mr. T
Bob Dylan
Charlie Manson is in the hospital. Maybe I'll get a few points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on November 18, 2017, 09:15:23 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/EOv6u8Vl.jpg)

Malcom Young is on the Highway to Hell and you get 36 points for it. :(
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on November 18, 2017, 09:53:12 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/EOv6u8Vl.jpg)

Malcom Young is on the Highway to Hell and you get 36 points for it. :(

That is brutal. He was younger than my dad is, like way younger. 64 is not old at all.

I had every AC/DC album on cassette up to The Razor's Edge in high school. :(
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on November 18, 2017, 12:19:02 PM
Apparently he had been suffering from Alzheimers :(
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on November 19, 2017, 03:28:11 PM
Mel Tillis, country music stutterer and spawner of Pam.
15 points
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on November 19, 2017, 04:40:27 PM
Charlie Manson is in the hospital. Maybe I'll get a few points.
Yep. 17 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on November 19, 2017, 04:41:28 PM
Mel Tillis, country music stutterer and spawner of Pam.
15 points
He tried to say papaya.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: J Dog on November 19, 2017, 05:01:44 PM
Charlie Manson is in the hospital. Maybe I'll get a few points.
Yep. 17 points.

Source? 

Dude could hold up to the end of the year.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on November 19, 2017, 06:35:47 PM
http://deadline.com/2017/11/earle-hyman-dies-classical-actor-played-bill-cosby-tv-dad-1202211943/

Earl Hyman, Cliff Huxtable's dad on The Cosby Show.

9 points :(
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Yule G. Canes on November 19, 2017, 09:58:17 PM
He knew where all the puddin' pops were buried. He had to go.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: InsideOutside on November 19, 2017, 10:03:24 PM
He knew where all the puddin' pops were buried. He had to go.

"I have photographic evidence, Bill! Not only is it evidence, but it was taken on Fuji film, you sick son of a bitch!"
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on November 19, 2017, 10:33:53 PM
Charlie Manson is in the hospital. Maybe I'll get a few points.
Yep. 17 points.

Source? 

Dude could hold up to the end of the year.
http://florida-times.com/breaking-convicted-mass-murderer-charles-manson-dies-aged-83/ :jesse:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: J Dog on November 19, 2017, 10:38:33 PM
http://florida-times.com/breaking-convicted-mass-murderer-charles-manson-dies-aged-83/ :jesse:

https://www.business2community.com/us-news/charles-manson-convicted-mass-murderer-dead-age-83-death-hoax-01962107

 :jesse: :jesse:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: InsideOutside on November 20, 2017, 01:55:30 AM
Well hes for real d3ad now so stop playing ookie cookie u fags
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on November 20, 2017, 03:47:13 AM
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/11/20/obituaries/charles-manson-dead.html
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: FALSE FLAG POSTING EVENT on November 20, 2017, 08:28:13 AM

I'm finally on the board!

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Paris Jackson
3. Fergie Rob Kardashian
4. Charlie Sheen Charles Manson (17 POINTS)
5. Bill Clinton
6. Queen Elizabeth
7. Tara Reid
8. Lily-Rose Depp Jean Claude Van Damme
9. OJ Simpson
10. Jimmy Fallon Val Kilmer
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on November 20, 2017, 01:59:56 PM
Della Reese dead at 86, 14 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: WHITE PRIVILEGE on November 21, 2017, 11:14:31 AM
Della Reese dead at 86, 14 points.

Apparently Aretha Franlin is on her deathbed too. Do famous black women die in threes?
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on November 21, 2017, 11:16:40 AM
Della Reese dead at 86, 14 points.

Apparently Aretha Franlin is on her deathbed too. Do famous black women die in threes?

Aretha Franklin is the size of a house, I'm surprised she didn't die a long time ago.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on November 21, 2017, 12:22:28 PM
Well hes for real d3ad now so stop playing ookie cookie u fags
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Whig Historian on November 21, 2017, 12:42:20 PM
Della Reese dead at 86, 14 points.

Apparently Aretha Franlin is on her deathbed too. Do famous black women die in threes?
Has Oprah executed a will naming Stedman as her sole heir recently?
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: sharktits and all on November 21, 2017, 12:46:10 PM
Della Reese dead at 86, 14 points.

Apparently Aretha Franlin is on her deathbed too. Do famous black women die in threes?

Hey I might finally get some points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on November 21, 2017, 02:30:47 PM
Della Reese dead at 86, 14 points.

Apparently Aretha Franlin is on her deathbed too. Do famous black women die in threes?
Has Oprah executed a will naming Stedman as her sole heir recently?

You big dummy. Gayle King is her sole heir, them being lovers and all
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Dem Wypipo on November 21, 2017, 10:55:51 PM
David Cassidy is ded.  33 points
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Duwango on November 24, 2017, 03:00:11 AM
Probably my favorite Trump curse effect this year was when Chester Bennington an hero'd himself and suddenly every internet nintenyearold troony shitbaby pretended that Linkin Park was an actually listenable band and that anyone under the age of 35 enjoys voluntarily listening to them as if it were really a hill worth dying on
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: J Dog on November 30, 2017, 02:15:25 PM
Lost a classic today.  Jim Nabors, aka Gomer Pyle USMC, passed away after a long, brave struggle against a myriad of homosexuality-induced diseases.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJBhxhnkh8E

13 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Yule G. Canes on November 30, 2017, 02:19:19 PM
Damn, I didn't even know he was still alive.

Surprise surprise surprise.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on November 30, 2017, 09:09:30 PM
GAAAW-LY!
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Ass Diamond on December 01, 2017, 12:13:38 PM
"Lifestyles have consequences" - Barrack Hussein Obama
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: jabba on December 03, 2017, 02:12:03 AM
someone should make a version of this thread for "career deaths via trump curse/sexual harassment/etc"
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: J Dog on December 06, 2017, 05:49:33 PM
Beauty and the Beast actress August Ames (https://www.brazzers.com/profile/view/id/2239/august-ames/) has died.  RIP

77 points.

Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Dem Wypipo on December 06, 2017, 07:09:41 PM
That's DarkPriest's wife
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on December 06, 2017, 07:14:10 PM
Quote
Throughout her four years in the business, she appeared in more than 270 X-rated films for companies like Evil Angel, Smash Pictures and Lethal Hardcore.  :stonk:

Her popularity had risen steadily since she nabbed a nomination for Best New Starlet at the 2015 AVN Awards; she scored a nomination for Female Performer of the Year in 2016, 2017 and the upcoming 2018 Awards, set for January.

She also had a large social media following, though friends tell The Blast her prominent online presence may have contributed to her death.

Ames's Twitter feed was littered in recent days with cyberbullies accusing her of being homophobic after she publicly chose not to work with an unidentified actor who had previously shot gay porn.

"Whichever (lady) performer is replacing me tomorrow for @EroticaXNews, you're shooting with a guy who has shot gay porn, just to let cha know. BS is all I can say. Do agents really not care about who they're representing? #ladirect I do my homework for my body," she wrote Dec. 3.

Shortly after posting the tweet, Ames was forced to defend herself against a flood of online harassers.

"NOT homophobic. Most girls don't shoot with guys who have shot gay porn, for safety. That's just how it is with me. I'm not putting my body at risk, I don't know what they do in their private lives," she wrote.

A day later, on Dec. 4, she expressed frustration with the criticism.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on December 06, 2017, 07:19:32 PM
So she had sex with a gay male on the 3rd of December and died from AIDS on the 6th of December? Sounds about right.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Hindunuffin on December 06, 2017, 07:20:33 PM
Here's a little secret: (White) pornstars charge extra to fuck Niggers just as they avoid fags. This is no doubt from trying to avoid commiting Sexual Market Suicide (be it from getting muh dik diseases or higher SMV men avoiding them for it).

http://www.vocativ.com/227328/porns-race-problem/


Quote from: Porn Kike
The last four times porn star James Deen tried to cast a black male performer in a scene for his website, the female star or her agent refused. In one case, an agent using the shorthand for “interracial” texted him to say that his client “does not do IR yet.” In another, Deen asked up front via text message whether a female performer had “issues with black dudes.” She wrote back, “Personally no. Sexually, I’d rather not at this time lol.” He responded: “Racist,” then added, “I will find someone else for this scene.” She tried to save face, writing, “I’m only 5 months in. Havnt done IR yet.”


So she had sex with a gay male on the 3rd of December and died from AIDS on the 6th of December? Sounds about right.

Knowing how muh dik diseases get spread, she let him fuck her ass.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Obese and Triggered on December 06, 2017, 07:21:53 PM
That's DarkPriest's wife

Goondolences, goon sir.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: NASAkangz on December 06, 2017, 07:22:43 PM
I dont think sexual market value is at the top of a whores equation when she goes into porn.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on December 06, 2017, 07:26:54 PM
Shout out to The Sun for referring to her 270 movies as "her body of work".
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Hindunuffin on December 06, 2017, 07:30:33 PM
I don’t think sexual market value is at the top of a whore’s equation when she goes into porn.

Interestingly, (attractive) street walkers and escorts also avoid Muds like Niggers as clients. Be it disease, violence, short changing...
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Virtue Signalman First Class on December 07, 2017, 03:36:58 AM
/pol autists are claiming that it was a suicide, that she couldn't take the massive backlash from the twitter faggot brigade.

They are launching an активные мероприятия operation on her behalf.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on December 07, 2017, 08:41:04 AM
She killed herself because she couldn't deal with the backlash of thousands of liberals telling her she was NOT allowed to do what she wanted with her own body and she was NOT allowed to say no to having sex with a certain male.

:megatuss:

Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/7i5mk4/this_is_a_discussion_on_a_predominately_liberal/
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Rocket on December 07, 2017, 02:14:48 PM
That broad had a yuge manjaw.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/august-ames-dead-porn-actress-suicide-body-adult-films-actor-a8096496.html
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: The Bad Goy on December 07, 2017, 02:47:45 PM
She killed herself because she couldn't deal with the backlash of thousands of liberals telling her she was NOT allowed to do what she wanted with her own body and she was NOT allowed to say no to having sex with a certain male.

The clown world slippery slope is that soon white women will be suspended from work after turning down PoC's and Trannys.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Hindunuffin on December 07, 2017, 05:40:25 PM
That broad had a yuge manjaw.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/august-ames-dead-porn-actress-suicide-body-adult-films-actor-a8096496.html

http://www.femininebeauty.info/adult-actresses

http://www.femininebeauty.info/adult-actresses-2

Pornstars really aren't a good representation of the most attractive women. A significant amount of what goes into who's hired and promoted goes down to how far the girl will go for whatever they'll give her. You'd be surprised how many plain to ugly pornstars get a lot of traction for doing buttstuff/interracial/whatever else.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
Post by: Obese and Triggered on December 07, 2017, 10:03:34 PM
That broad had a yuge manjaw.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/august-ames-dead-porn-actress-suicide-body-adult-films-actor-a8096496.html

http://www.femininebeauty.info/adult-actresses
http://www.femininebeauty.info/adult-actresses-2

Damnit, I'm not some creepy pervert jerking off to porno, I"m a *researcher*.  :tuss:




still jerkin' it