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Re: E/N: I am in therapy. I will have sex someday
« Reply #4875 on: November 03, 2017, 06:42:30 PM »
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I'm going to personally beat up cops and politicians
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Re: E/N: I am in therapy. I will have sex someday
« Reply #4876 on: November 03, 2017, 07:18:55 PM »
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I'm going to personally beat up cops and politicians
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Re: E/N: I am in therapy. I will have sex someday
« Reply #4877 on: November 03, 2017, 09:09:14 PM »
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Re: E/N: I am in therapy. I will have sex someday
« Reply #4878 on: November 03, 2017, 11:02:38 PM »
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Re: E/N: I am in therapy. I will have sex someday
« Reply #4879 on: November 04, 2017, 12:02:51 AM »
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https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3787185

A man who has mice running around his apartment will look down on you for liking Family Guy :tuss:

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Re: E/N: I am in therapy. I will have sex someday
« Reply #4880 on: November 04, 2017, 06:09:49 AM »
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Re: E/N: I am in therapy. I will have sex someday
« Reply #4881 on: November 04, 2017, 12:04:53 PM »
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Nobody's addressed this yet in-depth, so I might as well fall on the sword and be the person who makes an effortpost about showering for an E/N thread:

When you say you shower before work/on days you go out, how many days per week is that? Are you washing thoroughly with soap/body wash? Are you washing your hair?

Showering every day is one of the most important habits a person can develop. It's not just about being presentable if you go out; it's about self-care and, really, about self-respect. If you don't already view showering as a nice thing you do to take care of yourself, not as some sort of burden of your days out, you need to work on that, and you really need to shower with soap every day. If you have sensory aversions, do it at whatever temperature you can stand the longest; even a two-minute scrubdown is better than nothing, but try to wash yourself thoroughly, especially on the face/underarms/groin/other areas that tend to collect oil and sweat for you. How often to wash your hair depends a lot on your haircut and your natural scalp oil levels, but I'd advise you wash your hair at least every other day.

If you can't bring yourself to shower, at least wash your face and underarms/groin/sweat areas with a washcloth. Don't go a day without even basic hygiene. Even if you have to teach yourself this habit, it's an investment in your own well-being that you need to make.


The same forum that wants to radically transform America into a socialist state has to have reminders for people to properly bathe every day.

Let that one sink in for a bit. 


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Re: E/N: I am in therapy. I will have sex someday
« Reply #4882 on: November 04, 2017, 12:17:09 PM »
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Re: E/N: I am in therapy. I will have sex someday
« Reply #4883 on: November 04, 2017, 03:47:37 PM »
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Sure, if you want to buy into the big municipal water industrial complex :jew:

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Re: E/N: I am in therapy. I will have sex someday
« Reply #4884 on: November 06, 2017, 07:56:37 AM »
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The same forum that wants to radically transform America into a socialist state has to have reminders for people to properly bathe every day.

Let that one sink in for a bit.

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Re: E/N: I am in therapy. I will have sex someday
« Reply #4885 on: November 06, 2017, 05:53:20 PM »
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[I shower] Usually 4 or 5 days per week, and I always wash my hair.

Honestly, if I don't take a shower it's usually because I'm in too much of a hurry and just wash down the Smell Zones.

The man who lives in abject squalor and does not have a job is too busy to shower daily.  I don't want to even think about his "smell zones".

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Re: E/N: I am in therapy. I will have sex someday
« Reply #4886 on: November 07, 2017, 03:37:55 AM »
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Wasn't he the megagoon who used to talk about getting into really good shape and becoming a vigilante, going around killing racist cops and politicians and such?

You have to narrow it down more than this.

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Re: E/N: I am in therapy. I will have sex someday
« Reply #4887 on: November 08, 2017, 02:13:57 PM »
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Nobody's addressed this yet in-depth, so I might as well fall on the sword and be the person who makes an effortpost about showering for an E/N thread:

When you say you shower before work/on days you go out, how many days per week is that? Are you washing thoroughly with soap/body wash? Are you washing your hair?

Showering every day is one of the most important habits a person can develop. It's not just about being presentable if you go out; it's about self-care and, really, about self-respect. If you don't already view showering as a nice thing you do to take care of yourself, not as some sort of burden of your days out, you need to work on that, and you really need to shower with soap every day. If you have sensory aversions, do it at whatever temperature you can stand the longest; even a two-minute scrubdown is better than nothing, but try to wash yourself thoroughly, especially on the face/underarms/groin/other areas that tend to collect oil and sweat for you. How often to wash your hair depends a lot on your haircut and your natural scalp oil levels, but I'd advise you wash your hair at least every other day.

If you can't bring yourself to shower, at least wash your face and underarms/groin/sweat areas with a washcloth. Don't go a day without even basic hygiene. Even if you have to teach yourself this habit, it's an investment in your own well-being that you need to make.


The same forum that wants to radically transform America into a socialist state has to have reminders for people to properly bathe every day.

Let that one sink in for a bit.

Of course commies are afraid of showers:smug:

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Re: E/N: I am in therapy. I will have sex someday
« Reply #4888 on: November 29, 2017, 06:33:34 PM »
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Turbogoon Mr Tastee has a thread up about living in squalor.  The guy who thinks saying “get a job” should be illegal apparently struggles with cleaning his hovel or brushing his teeth :stonk:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3839034

As an update (November 27):

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Over the last few days I've been planning a big cleanup that would take several days. When I'm done I'll post pics of before, progress, and after.

This nigga three weeks ago talked about cleaning up his hovel and still hasn't done it yet but wanted several days to plan on doing it.

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Anyways, today I cleaned a portion of my studio apartment, as well as my bathroom and the entrance hallway. That might not sound like a lot, but you'll understand when I post all the pics.

I still have a lot to do, but it feels a lot better having even this much cleaned.

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I'm roughly halfway through. Today I cleaned more of the studio part of my studio apartment, swept a bunch, and did a load of dishes (although there are still more to do). I've filled up at least a dozen (admittedly fairly small) garbage bags so far.

Good for him if he's serious and being honest but shit...

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Re: E/N: I am in therapy. I will have sex someday
« Reply #4889 on: December 01, 2017, 03:39:35 PM »
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How fucking filthy was it that it takes fucking days to clean a studio apartment? Aren't they just one big room with a bathroom? What in the fuck.  :stonk:

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Re: E/N: I am in therapy. I will have sex someday
« Reply #4890 on: December 01, 2017, 05:06:00 PM »
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I've seen those hoarding shows where people turn their apartment into a series of smelly tunnels, so I can believe it. 

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Re: E/N: I am in therapy. I will have sex someday
« Reply #4891 on: December 01, 2017, 05:58:06 PM »
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How fucking filthy was it that it takes fucking days to clean a studio apartment? Aren't they just one big room with a bathroom? What in the fuck.  :stonk:

Now YaS, some of them have kitchenettes, cut the guy some slack.

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Re: E/N: I am in therapy. I will have sex someday
« Reply #4892 on: December 05, 2017, 11:14:59 PM »
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I've seen those hoarding shows where people turn their apartment into a series of smelly tunnels, so I can believe it.

It took a full day to clean up my ex's sister's kitchen til I could cook in it but that was a full kitchen. We got to the bottom layer of bs in the living room and there were meds from 1997. It was 2007.  :tuss:

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Re: E/N: I am in therapy. I will have sex someday
« Reply #4893 on: December 08, 2017, 10:13:30 PM »
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How fucking filthy was it that it takes fucking days to clean a studio apartment? Aren't they just one big room with a bathroom? What in the fuck.  :stonk:

Seriously, what the Christ? It takes me 2, 3 hours tops to clean up my two bedroom house. 4 if I'm also tackling the attic and the basement. How bad do you have to fuck up a studio apartment that it would take DAYS to clean? Maybe all these goons have sadbrains and fibromyalgia because of all the black mold they're breathing in from never cleaning their goddamn living space.

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Re: E/N: I am in therapy. I will have sex someday
« Reply #4894 on: December 10, 2017, 12:45:34 AM »
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I haven't done as much today, but I did wash two more sinkfuls of dishes. (It helps that a friend of my mom once showed me an effective and easy method for hand-washing.) I kind of knew this part already, but doing the dishes is more hard from the perspective of starting than actually doing it. Like working out.

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Re: E/N: I am in therapy. I will have sex someday
« Reply #4895 on: December 10, 2017, 02:24:25 AM »
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Could literally clean that up in like an hour with some big garbage bags.

His actual issue is that he throws his trash on the floor like he's living in a giant garbage can.

I've lived by myself in 10 room houses and 2 room apartments and my method of keeping it clean is pretty simple: just put everything back at the end of the day and/or in the morning, and do your dishes as you use them.

I have a dishwasher but don't use it. I just handwash dishes either after I use them or at least the next day. I can wash a few glasses and silverware and a pan in a couple minutes before work easy, or when I get home.

I take a few seconds to put couch pillows back, shut my liquor cabinet, and make up my bed every day. See the toilet or shower getting dirty? Just fucking wipe it down real quick right now. It's not hard, and it saves hours of work later.

One key is assume your landlord might walk in when you're gone or you could have company at any point--not easy for a goon I know. But if you  live like that you will never have a messy place or spend a lot of time cleaning.

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Re: E/N: I am in therapy. I will have sex someday
« Reply #4896 on: December 10, 2017, 10:12:01 AM »
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Your landlord has a key to your apartment? That's retarded and something I thought only dumb ghetto nogs allowed.

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Re: E/N: I am in therapy. I will have sex someday
« Reply #4897 on: December 10, 2017, 11:16:08 AM »
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Your landlord has a key to your apartment? That's retarded and something I thought only dumb ghetto nogs allowed.

Uh, yeah, the person who owns the building has access to it for emergencies. I guarantee you every landlord who isn't retarded has a key to every lock on their property.

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Re: E/N: I am in therapy. I will have sex someday
« Reply #4898 on: December 10, 2017, 11:35:41 AM »
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Your landlord has a key to your apartment? That's retarded and something I thought only dumb ghetto nogs allowed.

Uh, yeah, the person who owns the building has access to it for emergencies. I guarantee you every landlord who isn't retarded has a key to every lock on their property.

After looking into it, I guess you're actually right. When I lived in an apartment the first thing I did was change the locks and nothing was ever said. I would never live somewhere that someone else could enter unimpeded, landlord or not.

Good thing I'm a home owner now.  :smug:

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Re: E/N: I am in therapy. I will have sex someday
« Reply #4899 on: December 10, 2017, 12:14:39 PM »
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Your landlord has a key to your apartment? That's retarded and something I thought only dumb ghetto nogs allowed.

Uh, yeah, the person who owns the building has access to it for emergencies. I guarantee you every landlord who isn't retarded has a key to every lock on their property.

What sort of TurboTard wouldn't have a key to every single property he owns?