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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #25 on: November 25, 2013, 02:10:18 AM »
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #26 on: November 25, 2013, 02:32:34 AM »
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anyone other than babyhuey i'd think was trolling.  but he has repeated proven he has two barely functioning brain cells which have never met each other.


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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #27 on: November 25, 2013, 02:32:45 AM »
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Good to see the spirt of Single Asian Female lives on.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #28 on: November 25, 2013, 02:43:53 AM »
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I don't need any other posters in D&D, I just want to read Baby Huey posts all day. Addictive shit.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #29 on: November 25, 2013, 04:33:29 AM »
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Could quilt 420 be a zeitgueist rereg? 2013 regdate and already one of the most annoying D&D posters. Redistributing some of his wealth to Lowtax to keep people from calling him out
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #30 on: November 25, 2013, 07:09:12 AM »
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I can't debate economics without my hugbox:
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It is impossible to discuss economics with someone that thinks economics can be decoupled from morality, when economics is in reality the product of social mores.

This guy is completely wrong, since economics literally does not care about feelings.  It's just a toolset designed to model the effect of stuff on the economy.  Economics does not measure the hurt feelings.

Could quilt 420 be a zeitgueist rereg? 2013 regdate and already one of the most annoying D&D posters. Redistributing some of his wealth to Lowtax to keep people from calling him out

He doesn't have the same condescending tone as Zeitguiest, I wouldn't vote for him being a rereg, just your typical insufferable faggot.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #31 on: November 25, 2013, 10:47:30 AM »
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D&D needs a cleansing.  It doesn't matter how calm you are and how well reasoned your posting is; violate groupthink and your days are numbered.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #32 on: November 25, 2013, 11:42:24 AM »
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Never seen  a forum that wanted actual debate and discussion so little.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #33 on: November 25, 2013, 12:37:26 PM »
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He might be a stupid shithead most of the time, even one of the worst posters in D&D, but when he says that :

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white male/asian female relationships I can tell you 99% of them are based on white racism and suppressed pedophilia


he might be be exaggerating a little, but the kind of guy who goes out and specifically dates asian women because they are asian is most likely a racist and into anime, so repressed pedophilia is also likely. and when he says

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also another issue that actual leftists have more in common with conservatives than liberals


he's only got it all wrong, because what he considers real leftists are usually classic liberals, and vice-versa. but when he goes on and says

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conservatives at least understand that interracial relationships have a wider social and communal consequences than "my right to love whomever I want


and that traditional family is still seen as [an] important [economic tool] for anyone but white liberals who live in places like New York, Seattle or Portland. Especially when he says:

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it should be no surprise anti-theism, pro-gay marriage, pro-integration, pro-abortion and pro-immigration are all positions rich white city liberals take since all of these positions are efforts to undermine and vilify the proletariat in the south, which has historically been the poorest, most discriminated against, section of America
Now of course he's absolutely right for the wrong reasons. After all, he is a Marxist shithead but that's the perfect example of a broken clock being right twice a day.

As far as black/white relationships being based on racism, I think we can all agree on this


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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #34 on: November 25, 2013, 12:55:43 PM »
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #35 on: November 25, 2013, 03:36:51 PM »
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Goddamn those fucking teeth. Basic hygiene seems to be lost on most of these fuckers.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #36 on: November 25, 2013, 09:17:14 PM »
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Re: Minimum income

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People really aren't lazy.  By and large they like having productive, respected social roles where they can contribute to society.

The only people who seriously argue this shit are fucking artists and the hippie faggots.  LIke seriously, even humanities majors faggots don't get this bad after they've got a degree.

Like goons would literally argue that the guy who paints some shitty picture or updates a wiki are just as important to society as the guy who builds fucking tanks.

Fucking goons man.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #37 on: November 25, 2013, 10:05:02 PM »
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The only people who seriously argue this shit are fucking artists and the hippie faggots.  LIke seriously, even humanities majors faggots don't get this bad after they've got a degree.

Like goons would literally argue that the guy who paints some shitty picture or updates a wiki are just as important to society as the guy who builds fucking tanks.

Fucking goons man.


"Well yeah, because a guy who builds tanks is worthless to society" is probably the only unbannable opinion though

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #38 on: November 25, 2013, 10:10:52 PM »
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QUILT MONSTER/Zeitgueist also said in defense of teacher's tenure that rating teachers and promoting based on merit that it's wrong. Why? Because teachers who don't speak English as a first language or are older and less enthusiastic are likely to get less high ratings then younger, harder working teachers who communicate better. So it's racist and discriminatory.

Because being able to communicate more and caring more about your job is irrelevant to a job that involves communication of ideas.
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #39 on: November 25, 2013, 11:15:07 PM »
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QUILT MONSTER/Zeitgueist also said in defense of teacher's tenure that rating teachers and promoting based on merit that it's wrong. Why? Because teachers who don't speak English as a first language or are older and less enthusiastic are likely to get less high ratings then younger, harder working teachers who communicate better. So it's racist and discriminatory.

Because being able to communicate more and caring more about your job is irrelevant to a job that involves communication of ideas.
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There was a world of difference between my high school physics teacher and my college physics professor, even though they both covered what was basically the same material and I was basically the exact same dumbass. I hated physics in high school, in large part because the professor was incompetent at communicating. My college professor gave a shit about his students, was able to communicate difficult concepts well, and had an intelligible accent. No lie, I went from barely passing the class, to an A student. I'd be more than happy to see a competent educator get paid more than a worthless one.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #40 on: November 26, 2013, 01:00:00 AM »
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Apparently the oppressive Capitalist machinery suppressed his ability to get braces.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #41 on: November 26, 2013, 01:35:31 AM »
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He must get off by being hit in the mouth with a tire iron or something, motherfucker has Grinch teeth going on.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #42 on: November 26, 2013, 03:06:58 AM »
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How likely are we to achieve "workers of the world, unite!" when nigga can't even "incisors of the world, align!"

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #43 on: November 26, 2013, 02:54:14 PM »
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He would if Obama would pay for his dental bill.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #44 on: November 26, 2013, 03:30:43 PM »
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Clean & straight teeth are just symptoms of patriarchal imperialism over the male body and any attempt to fix one's teeth is dental racism 
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #45 on: November 26, 2013, 03:45:23 PM »
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #46 on: November 26, 2013, 05:07:42 PM »
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A handful of people having WRONG OPINONS in the D&D Obamacare thread has led to this:

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So at what point did this thread devolve into a tea party circle jerk? I keep coming here expecting actual information and discussion, and it's just more "LOLBAMA".

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A website doesn't work.

Clearly, this means the House and Senate will be 100% Republican a year from now and PPACA is completely dead for good. Just like how in September, the Republican party was 100% going to lose the House and Senate because they shut the government down.

Oh, and we're not allowed to point out Republican obstructionism that likely prevented any legit problem solving before this happened.

Really, it's not a circle jerk now?

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #47 on: November 26, 2013, 05:19:22 PM »
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Reminder that that choker is literally a slave collar worn by subs in a BDSM relationship when they leave the house, so that the sub is still marked as "owned" like it's a dogs collar.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #48 on: November 27, 2013, 08:47:14 AM »
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Andrew Ketrow aka Popeguilty is a mousy SJW feminist who works in tech support and will never touch a woman's boob no matter how many times he's unpacked his invisible knapsack.

Apparently he's such a well-known shithead on reddit that they doxxed him for us: http://doxxit.com/popeguilty.png

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #49 on: November 27, 2013, 09:06:07 AM »
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The basic income thread is a goldmine of naive, delusional individuals.

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People really aren't lazy.  By and large they like having productive, respected social roles where they can contribute to society.