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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5950 on: November 03, 2017, 09:38:19 PM »
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No just restore the newspapers as a main source of information. If you’re not getting the right information you can’t even use your reasoning skills to make a good decision. Garbage in garbage out.

Yes, lets exercise people's reasoning skills by ensuring we have only one "official" news source giving the "correct", Ministry of Truth approved information. Also, we'd better call in Winston Smith to work some overtime retconning these history textbooks to reflect the TRUTH, such as the fact that JFK was really a trans woman of color.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5951 on: November 04, 2017, 01:44:57 PM »
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Everyone knows that Salon is the only TRUE moderate and fair news source - College prof

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5952 on: November 04, 2017, 06:01:58 PM »
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Everyone knows that Salon is the only TRUE moderate and fair news source - College prof

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5953 on: November 06, 2017, 12:28:55 AM »
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There was a shooting today. I wonder how goons reacted to the news...

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I thought it was Texas. Where was the good guy with a gun? Why didn't the pastor bust out his tacted out assault rifle from behind the podium?

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I was at the place of an older NRA member earlier this week. He had tacked up on his memo board the mailer that the NRA sends out to PA members - about who they must vote for on Tuesday. Because, the mailer stated, their rights are under constant assault and a nation even more completely saturated with weapons will make it safer.

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There is an absolutely staggering number of 1-2 day old "yeah try that shit at *my* church and CCWers will show you what's up " replies on that post. Someone who actually cares to have a Twitter account should reply to each of them with a link to news about today's mass shooting.

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Young white military Christian shoots up people. Answer: more guns for white Christian mostly-GOP people.

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Thank God the good guys got him before he killed like 30 people!

For some reason they changed the topic after the next post.

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This is going to add fuel to the "good guy with a gun" argument for a long time, despite the fact that 26 people were still murdered.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5954 on: November 07, 2017, 04:42:44 PM »
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Just a reminder that the go-to example of successful socialism for goons is Burkina Faso

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Worth remembering Thomas Sankara here, the Marxist leader of Burkina Faso during the 80s (long, long after the heydey of Marxist revolution). He refused all foreign aid and nationalised all land and industry, encouraged food self-sufficiency, pushed a huge literacy campaign, vaccinated millions of kids, opened medical services in every village, outlawed FGM and polygamy and placed women into positions of authority, started to create a huge national infrastructure to replace the old lopsided colonial one, even went so far as to order millions of trees planted to halt desertification. The guy was an absolute fucking hero and Burkina Faso could easily have been Africa's Cuba or better. Just a damned shame Sankara wasn't as good at dodging bullets as Castro.

Oh yeah, Burkina Faso is now one of the world's poorest countries so thanks France/US/global interests of capital in general.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5955 on: November 07, 2017, 04:49:52 PM »
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A guy who got killed before his “revolutionary” ideas came back to bite him in the ass.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5956 on: November 07, 2017, 04:55:07 PM »
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Assume that literally everything in that post is true, accurate, and complete. Does it make a case for Marxism, or for enlightened despotism?

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5957 on: November 07, 2017, 05:05:08 PM »
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Just a reminder that the go-to example of successful socialism for goons is Burkina Faso

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Worth remembering Thomas Sankara here, the Marxist leader of Burkina Faso during the 80s (long, long after the heydey of Marxist revolution). He refused all foreign aid and nationalised all land and industry, encouraged food self-sufficiency, pushed a huge literacy campaign, vaccinated millions of kids, opened medical services in every village, outlawed FGM and polygamy and placed women into positions of authority, started to create a huge national infrastructure to replace the old lopsided colonial one, even went so far as to order millions of trees planted to halt desertification. The guy was an absolute fucking hero and Burkina Faso could easily have been Africa's Cuba or better. Just a damned shame Sankara wasn't as good at dodging bullets as Castro.

Oh yeah, Burkina Faso is now one of the world's poorest countries so thanks France/US/global interests of capital in general.

Guy was killed by his fellow revolutionary comrades.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5958 on: November 07, 2017, 05:07:37 PM »
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Africa's Cuba

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5959 on: November 07, 2017, 06:07:15 PM »
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Instead it can be Africa's Haiti, or just "Africa".

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Shit. I guess this has helped me realize my privilege even more. So that's some good come out of it.
I feel so sad for all the people who don't have a supportive environment even like SA.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5960 on: November 07, 2017, 06:24:14 PM »
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Marxism can't survive one political assassination. Meanwhile the US has weathered multiple ones and attempts.

GEE WHAT OTHER INFERIOR SYSTEMS CANT SURVIVE THE LOSS OF A LEADER? A monarchy, a dictatorship, a theocracy.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5961 on: November 07, 2017, 06:35:04 PM »
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Better than Cuba???? Is that even possible?!?!
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5962 on: November 07, 2017, 06:36:18 PM »
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Cuba is the land of milk and honey.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5963 on: November 07, 2017, 09:42:16 PM »
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Marxism can't survive one political assassination. Meanwhile the US has weathered multiple ones and attempts.

GEE WHAT OTHER INFERIOR SYSTEMS CANT SURVIVE THE LOSS OF A LEADER? A monarchy, a dictatorship, a theocracy.

I get what you're trying to say, but the primary feature of a monarchy, laws of succession, is based on the death of a leader, while the Papacy is still around.
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5964 on: November 07, 2017, 10:20:20 PM »
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Marxism can't survive one political assassination. Meanwhile the US has weathered multiple ones and attempts.

GEE WHAT OTHER INFERIOR SYSTEMS CANT SURVIVE THE LOSS OF A LEADER? A monarchy, a dictatorship, a theocracy.

I get what you're trying to say, but the primary feature of a monarchy, laws of succession, is based on the death of a leader, while the Papacy is still around.
Eh the laws of succession really didn't go all that smoothly since there were many usurpers

Also the papacy got it's ass handed to it more than once.


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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5965 on: November 29, 2017, 03:31:03 PM »
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Another reason I just can't with this thread anymore. Literally too depressing to read and it's silly too because it's not like the "good guys" aren't scoring a lot of points this year too in the political circle, it's just people refuse to acknowledge it or be satisfied by the gains progressives make. It's not even just Covok, the tone of this thread in general is just like fucking depressing and deflating as shit now for no real reason and makes it feel like Trump is slam dunk winning the politics game every time I'm here lately even though that's far from the story and I damn well know it is. Those people might not take a breather and stop, but I will for sure. I literally just have to if I'm going to have a prayer of making it through the holiday season at work mentally intact.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5966 on: November 29, 2017, 04:05:09 PM »
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