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Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« on: June 01, 2012, 05:55:04 AM »
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This place needs a laugh, and so here I am with my patheticness. This just proves I was right to autoban.

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2012, 12:19:25 AM »
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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2012, 07:56:09 AM »
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This place needs a laugh, and so here I am with my patheticness. This just proves I was right to autoban.
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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2012, 07:03:36 AM »
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Wait a minute... she is saying that when it took female hormones its dick shrunk? Is that possible?

Also, when listing his lies she forgot to mention the one about it being 9 inches.
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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2012, 09:22:31 AM »
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Wait a minute... she is saying that when it took female hormones its dick shrunk? Is that possible?

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2012, 01:44:04 PM »
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Also my wife's aunt is in the process of divorcing her husband b/c she found out he's a cross dresser.  Dude had a private storage rental full of fancy panties, fake tits, expensive shoes etc.

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2012, 04:38:11 PM »
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3 day Probation: That was a movie, not a game. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2012, 09:58:06 PM »
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3 day Probation: That was a movie, not a game. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.

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Edit: I don't understand how shit like that gets probation and then goons wonder WHY DON'T WHACKY COOL THREADS HAPPEN ANYMORE????

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2012, 12:01:31 AM »
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lol are they for real

weren't there some (not very successful) matrix games anyhow? why would you probate someone for that, goddamn

ERROR: POST IS ABOUT A MOVIE NOT A VIDEO GAME

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2012, 08:45:46 AM »
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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2012, 04:36:19 PM »
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All three of those statements are lies  :depressedlesbian:

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2013, 01:47:41 PM »
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This thread just for bans or are probations OK too? Wait, there hasn't been a post in three months, who cares.

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I'm calling people juvenile because they're calling them pure evil and painting them with the same brush as the cartoony villains who are the Enclave. When they actually aren't. Closer to the Master who isn't that evil of a villain. Sure he does some shit to other people, but so do you. So do a lot of people. It's the fucking wasteland, life is cheap and violence is all there is.

The Legion isn't going out to just fuck shit up for the fuck of it. Caesar seeks to rebuild society (in his own grand fucking design, admittedly) into a society that will last without him, since he isn't House and can live forever and won't end up like the NCR, corrupt and dying from the inside out after the death of Tandi, it's charismatic leader, who was the only one managing to keep the corruption in check. To do this, he intends to clear the slate, erasing these people's tribal identities so they can be remade into something new.

By refusing medicine (not all medicine, just 'modern' things), he intends to keep his people from depending on the Old World.

Slavery and rape is pretty shitty, but it's the fucking wasteland. It's a quick way to get shit done. Torture is pretty bad too but's more of Caesar's total war type of thing. Doing horrific shit to one village or group to weaken the morale of the rest.

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PROBATION 01/31/13 10:49am SpookyLizard Are you seriously justifying and contextualizing rape and slavery in a Fallout game? Is that super seriously what I'm reading? Just to make sure I understand, if say tomorrow a huge nuke goes off and the US turns into Fallout: The Game, you wouldn't mind being raped and put into slavery because, sheeeeit, that's just part of the environment, right? You'd think "well, this is just how it is in The Wasteland" and be okay with it while your asshole is raped, is that correct? Fuuuuuuck man. User loses posting privileges for 1 week. Louisgod Y Kant Ozma Post

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2013, 06:46:49 PM »
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3 day Probation: That was a movie, not a game. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3493401&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post405181928

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Quote from: SpookyLizard" post="412067735
I'm calling people juvenile because they're calling them pure evil and painting them with the same brush as the cartoony villains who are the Enclave. When they actually aren't. Closer to the Master who isn't that evil of a villain. Sure he does some shit to other people, but so do you. So do a lot of people. It's the fucking wasteland, life is cheap and violence is all there is.

The Legion isn't going out to just fuck shit up for the fuck of it. Caesar seeks to rebuild society (in his own grand fucking design, admittedly) into a society that will last without him, since he isn't House and can live forever and won't end up like the NCR, corrupt and dying from the inside out after the death of Tandi, it's charismatic leader, who was the only one managing to keep the corruption in check. To do this, he intends to clear the slate, erasing these people's tribal identities so they can be remade into something new.

By refusing medicine (not all medicine, just 'modern' things), he intends to keep his people from depending on the Old World.

Slavery and rape is pretty shitty, but it's the fucking wasteland. It's a quick way to get shit done. Torture is pretty bad too but's more of Caesar's total war type of thing. Doing horrific shit to one village or group to weaken the morale of the rest.

But don't forget this is the wasteland. There are two kinds of men. Those with guns, and those who dig. You my friend, you dig.

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In any case it's a (horrifically buggy) game. Any bad things in it happen to polygons, not human beings. But try explaining that to them.

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2013, 10:21:38 PM »
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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #14 on: February 01, 2013, 11:48:34 PM »
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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #15 on: February 02, 2013, 12:08:25 AM »
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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #16 on: February 14, 2013, 12:09:45 PM »
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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #17 on: February 16, 2013, 07:43:26 PM »
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3343753&pagenumber=588&perpage=40#post412353802
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Is "nigger-rigged" considered a racist term in the US? It seems like it wouldn't be, since it connotes ingenuity in the face of adverse circumstances and suboptimal resource availability, but I get the impression that people don't like it.

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #18 on: February 17, 2013, 01:14:42 AM »
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This thread just for bans or are probations OK too? Wait, there hasn't been a post in three months, who cares.

Anyway. Thanks to PYF Ban/Probation, admire how Louisgod heroically defends the welfare of imaginary videogame characters:

Quote from: SpookyLizard" post="412067735
I'm calling people juvenile because they're calling them pure evil and painting them with the same brush as the cartoony villains who are the Enclave. When they actually aren't. Closer to the Master who isn't that evil of a villain. Sure he does some shit to other people, but so do you. So do a lot of people. It's the fucking wasteland, life is cheap and violence is all there is.

The Legion isn't going out to just fuck shit up for the fuck of it. Caesar seeks to rebuild society (in his own grand fucking design, admittedly) into a society that will last without him, since he isn't House and can live forever and won't end up like the NCR, corrupt and dying from the inside out after the death of Tandi, it's charismatic leader, who was the only one managing to keep the corruption in check. To do this, he intends to clear the slate, erasing these people's tribal identities so they can be remade into something new.

By refusing medicine (not all medicine, just 'modern' things), he intends to keep his people from depending on the Old World.

Slavery and rape is pretty shitty, but it's the fucking wasteland. It's a quick way to get shit done. Torture is pretty bad too but's more of Caesar's total war type of thing. Doing horrific shit to one village or group to weaken the morale of the rest.

But don't forget this is the wasteland. There are two kinds of men. Those with guns, and those who dig. You my friend, you dig.

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PROBATION 01/31/13 10:49am SpookyLizard Are you seriously justifying and contextualizing rape and slavery in a Fallout game? Is that super seriously what I'm reading? Just to make sure I understand, if say tomorrow a huge nuke goes off and the US turns into Fallout: The Game, you wouldn't mind being raped and put into slavery because, sheeeeit, that's just part of the environment, right? You'd think "well, this is just how it is in The Wasteland" and be okay with it while your asshole is raped, is that correct? Fuuuuuuck man. User loses posting privileges for 1 week. Louisgod Y Kant Ozma Post

Goons get pissy and bring out the 888 whenever you suggest any ending that doesn't involve the NCR or going independent is the best outcome, NCR especially, since the mentality is that modern California = Fallout California, aka an enlightened blue state with an army that has the best interests of everyone, bringing this peaceful government to the horrible libertarian and anarchist (the wrong kind) savages

If you want to know how badly goons debate regarding NV, just look for anything involving Arcade (the gay dude), and look for rage over how not only how they dared to portray him as ex-Enclave (which Obsidian did it's best to reshape into the F2 Enclave, as opposed to the 2008 Bush-fatique-based Enclave), but also as a normal scientist who has no intent on making his sexuality the main core of his personality. This enraged people because gays are REQUIRED to mention they're gay in every dialogue tree, along with an obligatory Bioware-esqe sex scene, and because he wasn't designed after a Folsom Street Fair attendant, this was yet again a right-wing attempt to make gays erased of their main personality flair. On the upside, at least we have goons finally admitting that sex is the main draw with homosexuality :smug:

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #19 on: February 17, 2013, 09:17:29 AM »
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Is "nigger-rigged" considered a racist term in the US? It seems like it wouldn't be, since it connotes ingenuity in the face of adverse circumstances and suboptimal resource availability, but I get the impression that people don't like it.

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #20 on: February 27, 2013, 03:12:43 AM »
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A little too subtle for the smartest forums on the internet.

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #22 on: March 02, 2013, 10:19:44 AM »
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Break it down for the permabanned reprobates.

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #23 on: March 02, 2013, 12:38:37 PM »
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Break it down for the permabanned reprobates.

He posted a picture of Stalin and nobody commented. He posted a picture of Oswald Mosley and got a week's probation.

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #24 on: March 03, 2013, 01:01:00 AM »
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He posted a picture of Oswald Mosley and got a week's probation.

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