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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #25 on: March 04, 2013, 07:00:07 PM »
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my wife is from Japan. she gave me permission to use the term "jappo", and says that it's not racist and those who think it is are retards.

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #26 on: March 04, 2013, 08:18:53 PM »
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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #27 on: March 05, 2013, 05:21:23 PM »
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The fact that non-Whites themselves are less hung up on racism (unless they're the useless races - blacks, latinos, mongrel arabs, juden) than White liberal pigmeat shows just how overblown the 'anti-racist' movement has become.
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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #28 on: March 07, 2013, 02:13:59 AM »
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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #29 on: March 07, 2013, 01:59:01 PM »
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The fact that non-Whites themselves are less hung up on racism (unless they're the useless races - blacks, latinos, mongrel arabs, juden) than White liberal pigmeat shows just how overblown the 'anti-racist' movement has become.

So basically Azns?

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #30 on: March 07, 2013, 02:02:39 PM »
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The fact that non-Whites themselves are less hung up on racism (unless they're the useless races - blacks, latinos, mongrel arabs, juden) than White liberal pigmeat shows just how overblown the 'anti-racist' movement has become.

So basically Azns?

West Indians seem polite (at least my small sample size) but yeah mostly just Asians and Persians.
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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #31 on: March 08, 2013, 12:34:35 AM »
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Some faggoty azns get up in arms over it too, but they're just shifty fuckers who want to get something out of you.

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #32 on: March 08, 2013, 07:59:19 PM »
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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #33 on: March 08, 2013, 11:10:58 PM »
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Thank the Goddess moderators like Inspector_71 are here to keep the forums clean of dangerous PEDOPHILE RAPISTS like Kungfootek:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3535506&pagenumber=14&perpage=40#post413192589

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It sounds like you figured out the finances a lot sooner than we did. And it also sounds like you both take care of your health pretty well. What I was trying to get at, is sometimes making her happy now, will result in her displeasure later. So it's not an automatic 'just make her happy'. There's a balance.

We have 15 years of marriage, 17 as a couple and 8 wonderful children.

As for not destroying a rental, I am referring to not shampooing the carpet or washing the walls. They are going to bill you for new carpet and paint regardless of how good you treat it which eats up the deposit. Landlords are crap in America.

Edit: I am 40, my wife is 32.

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We met, but were dating other ppl and were friends before it became intimate, a few months before she turned 18.

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #34 on: March 08, 2013, 11:17:03 PM »
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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #35 on: March 08, 2013, 11:45:14 PM »
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What the fuck? I dont get his Mormon secret underwear ways, or I dont condone what he did. But seriously, all the guy did was talk about his family, promote his blog (vaguely), and mentioned how long he'd known his wife.

He got fucking banned for talking about how long he'd known his wife of 15 years? Again by a group who'll likely never know the touch of a woman (that they didnt pay) Shit is just fucked. This is likely the last guy I'd defend...but yeah...he didnt do anything wrong.
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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #36 on: March 09, 2013, 03:27:39 PM »
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Thank the Goddess moderators like Inspector_71 are here to keep the forums clean of dangerous PEDOPHILE RAPISTS like Kungfootek:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3535506&pagenumber=14&perpage=40#post413192589

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It sounds like you figured out the finances a lot sooner than we did. And it also sounds like you both take care of your health pretty well. What I was trying to get at, is sometimes making her happy now, will result in her displeasure later. So it's not an automatic 'just make her happy'. There's a balance.

We have 15 years of marriage, 17 as a couple and 8 wonderful children.

As for not destroying a rental, I am referring to not shampooing the carpet or washing the walls. They are going to bill you for new carpet and paint regardless of how good you treat it which eats up the deposit. Landlords are crap in America.

Edit: I am 40, my wife is 32.

- Dan.


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We met, but were dating other ppl and were friends before it became intimate, a few months before she turned 18.

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #37 on: March 09, 2013, 11:02:16 PM »
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The bigger part is who really gives a shit it was 17 years ago and it's not like he was banging 15 year olds and leaving them, it's his wife

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #38 on: March 10, 2013, 12:00:19 AM »
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The bigger part is who really gives a shit it was 17 years ago and it's not like he was banging 15 year olds and leaving them, it's his wife
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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #39 on: March 13, 2013, 03:47:20 PM »
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Does anyone else think she's like really hot?

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #40 on: March 13, 2013, 04:37:33 PM »
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I did not believe such a thing was even possible, but under EPW's steadfast and relentless leadership, PYF is rapidly emerging as a serious contender against E/N for the throne of Most Pussywhipped Forum On SA.   :clinton:

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #41 on: March 13, 2013, 06:38:25 PM »
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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #42 on: March 13, 2013, 07:51:10 PM »
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Banned by the two fuglies for finding an attractive female attractive....  :drew:

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #43 on: March 13, 2013, 08:25:08 PM »
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Banned by the two fuglies for finding an attractive female attractive....  :drew:

Finding a woman attractive is misogynistic!

The reason why  I have never had a boyfriend is because I don't surround myself with misogynistic pigs.  It's not because I'm a fat ugly catlady. 
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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #44 on: March 13, 2013, 08:42:41 PM »
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Banned by the two fuglies for finding an attractive female attractive....  :drew:

Finding a woman attractive is misogynistic!

The reason why  I have never had a boyfriend is because I don't surround myself with misogynistic pigs.  It's not because I'm a fat ugly catlady.

and the menopausal stage of this wasted life is bemoaning how no 'real man' 'stepped up' and that's why she's infertile, childless and alone  :stewart:

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #45 on: March 13, 2013, 11:07:31 PM »
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Banned by the two fuglies for finding an attractive female attractive....  :drew:

Finding a woman attractive is misogynistic!

The reason why  I have never had a boyfriend is because I don't surround myself with misogynistic pigs.  It's not because I'm a fat ugly catlady.

and the menopausal stage of this wasted life is bemoaning how no 'real man' 'stepped up' and that's why she's infertile, childless and alone  :stewart:

Thank goodness she can take it out on her students and the forums!
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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #46 on: March 14, 2013, 01:37:14 AM »
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Jesus. What's even the rationale behind heavy-handed moderation like that? What possible benefit could this provide anyone?

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #47 on: March 14, 2013, 01:39:55 AM »
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Jesus. What's even the rationale behind heavy-handed moderation like that? What possible benefit could this provide anyone?

it provides pathetic people with a feeling of power over something in their pathetic lives

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #48 on: March 14, 2013, 03:32:50 AM »
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    - Feb 14th 2013 : Probated for 7 days for asking if a dorrito is a chip in the chip megathread, eggplant wizard posts all through valentines day in Grognards.txt about how the dating pool is full of grognards
    - Oct 31 2013: Banned for posting a picture of a rotten pumpkin in the pumpink carving megathread, eggplant wizard posts a picture of her dressed up as Kathy from the comic kathy for halloween and quickly edits the post to say "Edit: Nevermind. fuck it" and gasses the thread
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    Hello *BANGS GAVEL!!!!* Let the record show before this thread is goldmined for the good post:


    Dec 31st 2012 : Eggplant wizard makes 7 bans /probations. [Highlight: Lack of caps AND "ironic" racism? You're so edgy. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.]

    Jan 1st and 2nd 2013: Eggplant wizard makes 5 bans/probations. [Highlight: Shift keys are easy to find on google but I still suggest you use one. User loses posting privileges for 1 day.]

    Jan 3rd 2013: I make a good and truthful post owning the gay mod eggplant wizard, she doesnt ban anyone that day

    Jan 4th 2013: Eggplant wizard conspicuously absent from the mod queue

    Jan 5th 2013: Eggplant wizard conspicuously absent from the mod queue yet again

    Jan 6th 2013: Eggplant wizard takes another much needed day off

    Jan 7th 2013: Eggplant wizard still on vacation



    Let the record show that the shitty, retarded mod Eggplant Wizard probably saw my post owning her, got really sad and stopped coming to the site and possibly killed herself. it should be noted that she averages 4-6 probations/bans each day and therefore a variance of nearly a week with no probations or bans is statistically significant. Recommendations: ABe or the wannabe GBS mod Ralp contact eggplant wizard at her place of residence and ensure that she is still alive, and if not, that the body is recovered in a timely fashion before it is set upon by CATTES!!!!!!!!!!! and made unfit for open casket funeral



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This has probably been posted before, but I think it needs to be posted again in light of EPW's most recent flare up of self-hatred that has caused her to go overboard again. Damn does she hate attractive women, and any guy that dares to compliment them. She must be too ugly to even be "that girl" that a group of "sixes" would have hang around them to bump them up to "eight/nines" in comparison. She would just make drunk guys start puking instead of getting beer goggles.

I posted a link to the page too because a bunch of other people get probated/banned for even referencing that post in even the slightest way.

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #49 on: March 14, 2013, 04:48:35 AM »
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