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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3175 on: November 29, 2017, 11:46:22 AM »
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and didnt low-t explicitly say that "retard" wasn't punishable?  or is there a new, worse r-word for the mods, like "rational" or "responsibility" ?

it's hit and miss. You see it being tossed around pretty casually in some GBS threads without anyone getting their cunts in a twist, but in other more serious threadsô you'll get dogpiled depending on how pozzed the majority of the posters are hint: it's almost all of them

it's always entertaining seeing the winds of shit change and goons that used to try and get some victimbux bitching about saying retard or autist as a pejorative suddenly go quiet when the floodgates open and everyone is tossing it around.

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3176 on: November 30, 2017, 02:21:07 AM »
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User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.   
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The reason? "STFU"
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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3177 on: November 30, 2017, 09:54:48 AM »
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User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.   
Requested and approved by Jose   
The reason? "STFU"

They do this shit all the time. The admins and mods of GBS insist that the DNC rigging their primary is a conspiracy that only whackoos believe. They link to politifact and snopes are proof of their point and ignore video evidence of DNC head Donna Brazile herself saying it was rigged.

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3178 on: November 30, 2017, 11:50:25 AM »
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Let's have fresh look at SA's forum web traffic statistics:


The yellow highlighted section is about the last 30-60 days, reflecting a batch of new mods, who began to probate and ban people based on gay clown logic. I think they are now permanently under 20K unique daily hits for US base and will be soon for the world aggregate. Its a pretty decent drop considering the slow downward trend over the year. 5 years ago they were getting over 100K uniques a day. I don't see how it's sustainable considering they only have 1/5 of their content creators/consumers, and they've ran off the good ones with the 4/5's that left or got fuckbanned.

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3179 on: November 30, 2017, 12:03:56 PM »
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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3180 on: November 30, 2017, 12:07:57 PM »
+20


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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3181 on: November 30, 2017, 12:09:49 PM »
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do we know how much lowtax pays the front page writers? particularly interested in zach since he seems pretty talented and could feasibly work elsewhere

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3182 on: November 30, 2017, 12:15:27 PM »
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There's a front page?????????

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3183 on: November 30, 2017, 05:24:01 PM »
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particularly interested in zach since he seems pretty talented and could feasibly work elsewhere

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3184 on: November 30, 2017, 07:21:37 PM »
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RE: Zach

EPG, its been ten glorious years buddy, since you let us all inside. Look how far you've come...

http://www.somethingawful.com/news/sweet-twenty-sixteen/


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Sweet Twenty Sixteen
Sunday, Feb 22, 2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)



Meanwhile, twenty six years later...I sat facing the computer once again, the black cursor line in MS Word flashing angrily at me. It was a chess match I often lost, but always felt compelled to play. A glaring, teeth-gnashing, turn-clock-slapping matching of wits. Me versus a completely empty page layout, the software daring me to spill the uneven contents of my caffeine, alcohol, and drug addled brain across 10,000 pixels of white.

The laziest thing a writer can ever tell you about is himself or herself. When a writer does that they really have nothing to say and you should entirely skip reading the shit draining out of the massive abscess attached to their neck. I mean seriously, did you read that Norman Schwarzkopf autobiography? Yeah, that was a laugh riot Stormin' Norman! You goddamn cut up with your Hail Mary jokes and your post-game shower towel slaps at Colin Powell. Tell me another hilarious anecdote about how much you honestly cared for every soldier you ordered into combat. Did you lose sleep thinking they might get killed by the big bad? Awwwww! I bet you did!

In fairness to the unimpeachable General Schwarzkopf, his 300 or so pages of Reader's Digest Enormous Print Edition were probably as bad as they were because of a platoon of ghost writers. Which reminds me! Correction: The only thing worse than a writer talking about himself is a writer pretending to be someone else talking about himself. Unless "himself" is a fictional character, and even then, it can get messy and unpleasant.


Today I am twenty six, roughly five years after my age gives me any really welcome benefit and still much too young to start getting discounted movie tickets. I don't really feel old exactly, not as much as I expected to, but I do feel the push of time at my back and at my front. Time has dilated with perception, as if the bandwidth widens with each year and I swallow its passage with ever-larger gulps.

In the Western World a popular and often-adapted myth involves the idea that only you are real and everything around you is a fiction. It could be a fiction created unconsciously by you, a fiction created by some vast computer using your body as an implausible biological battery, or as in the movie "Jacob's Ladder" it could be a sort of split-second internal mechanism for coping with your own death. The point being that after 26 years the one piece of evidence I have to support these extremely unlikely myths is that I no longer perceive time at all as I did in my youth. When I was ten I could spend 15 minutes kicking a soccer ball around and run off the playground feeling like I just spent a week having fun. These days it can take me an hour to write a paragraph, two just to tie my shoes, three or four hours to take a shower, and so on.

It is nearly proof that I am trapped in "The Sims" and I expect to start setting plates of food on the floor in my kitchen at any minute.

About a week ago I received an e-mail from a reader in Antarctica who is working on the absolute cutting edge of science in an environment that can kill you in probably five minutes of exposure. Not quite deep space yet, but we're working our way there. Don't mistake this for bragging, I was genuinely amazed to read that we had fans so far away. Hell, I am amazed to find out we have fans on the South Side of Chicago, so you can imagine I nearly had a coronary when I found out people on the South Pole were reading Something Awful.

To segue, the letter was very affirming, because every writer I know including me has a sort of psychopathic hatred for their own material. As the words are coming out there might be some passing affection, a love affair that fades in a matter of hours and reverses course to the Hate Canal in under a week. This isn't shallow angst, nor is it some profound statement of the "life of an artiste"; it's just a matter of course. We have lots of children and we get tired of them really fast.

The effect this can have on a writer's self-confidence is monumental. I consider myself fortunate to have a steady position - at least up until Lowtax reads this and screams me into his office - but even with a constant trickle of reinforcement from readers I am incessantly second-guessing myself. I say "this update sucked" and invariably I get e-mails saying "that was the funniest shit ever!" and then a week or two later I make the mistake of swooning over one of my own children. That's how I set myself up for the inevitable crushing defeat of receiving no e-mail, positive or negative, about something I poured my heart into.


And why the fuck should I? Do I think I'm better than you or something? Do I think that my life, my opinion, or my feelings are more important than anyone else's?

No, quite the opposite. I can vouch for everyone currently here at Something Awful; writing and entertaining you (or attempting to) is closer to a compulsion than a symptom of an inflated ego. We do this because we love to and because we have to, and those of us who don't rarely last very long doing what we do. Our work is sometimes forced by that awful and inescapable passage of time that people who aren't assholes like me like to call a "schedule", but for the most part it's like squeezing a huge pustule and groaning with relief as it oozes out onto the page.

Not quite four years ago I hated my job. I mean I REALLY hated my job. I was working in a small town in Ohio, putting in sometimes 60 hour weeks at an ad agency, doing repetitive web design for companies that probably had one computer on a 56k modem next to a water cooler. I was at a small office where my chance at upward mobility had been stamped out by nepotism, not that I even really hold that against my former employer. When I would come home after a ten or eleven hour day I would sit down and try to write and it was an agonizing struggle. I was forcing it.

The long hours, tedious work, and sudden absence of any real "future" provided for an epiphany, and not one of those fake epiphanies I talk about frequently. It was either make a radical change in my life or abandon my dreams of writing as much as possible before I die.

I chose to try to freelance while starting a comedy website called "Geist Mag". I had quite a bit of money, and felt confident that with a total devotion to my work I was sure to succeed. I almost did too! Instead, I totally destroyed my life. My wife left me, I fucked over my children (who I usually don't mention here for good reasons), I pretty much alienated all of my business contacts in the town, and my bank account had all but vanished. I slid into a bottle deeper than the Marianas Trench, marinating my powderkeg of sorrow and self-loathing with a dash of unspoken suicidal feelings. It was the lowest of times, but I didn't lose everything.
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Sleepless and half-drunk at all times I somehow managed to keep writing. The sentences and paragraphs just kept coming and coming, maybe even more than before. Much like this piece they weren't necessarily the most coherent, but they were some of my most honest little children. My friends and family helped, but more than anything the rope I clung to was my words and even as I hated them I knew they were the most important thing I had. They sustained me.


Nearly penniless, probably drunk at the time, and living with two friends who accepted the shitty treatment I dished out in the form of introversion and intermittent rent checks, I hammered through every night and well into the day at my keyboard with the letters worn off the keys. I didn't so much see hope in what I was doing as I felt it, like a whaler unaware of the dark shape of his next catch beneath the waves who can feel a tingling between his eyebrows and know he is within its magnetic pull.

One night on a whim I messaged Rich Kyanka. I read Something Awful, was a fan, and had spent some money advertising my site back when banner ads cost a small fortune that slowly trickled through an ad network and landed as a couple of quarters in Lowtax's hand.

Rich mentioned he was going to E3 and I offered to fill in for him for a day. I was completely unaware of the complex social structure behind the scenes on the SA Forums and how making such an offer totally usurped it. Either because he was a nice guy or because he was desperate, Rich agreed to let me fill in, and I banged out a terrible shit heap of an article that was somewhere between a parody of Lowtax's style and what a retard does when he sees cake. For whatever reason some goober at nVidia (probably the multi-billionaire CEO) commented to Lowtax that the article was good, and Lowtax actually read it in surprise.


Rich allowed me to continue on as an intermittent guest-writer on SA and my position gradually grew. Most of the rest of my history at Something Awful can be easily discovered in our vast archives - their size still shocks even me - but one thing bears further mention. In a totally nerdy version of an office romance I met and fell in love with one of our forum administrators, and she is the strongest and most wonderful person I have ever had in my life.

Here I am; 26 years old, still not funny, still writing because I have to, and happier than I have ever been. I would like to thank Michelle, Rich, all of the readers, and most importantly my words. Often horrible, sometimes pleasing to my senses, without them I would not be where I am right now.


You've come a long way, baby! Ten years of...um...er...outstanding achievements...in...um...


well hey at least you get to fuck this:




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The svelte charming couple in happier times ~2006


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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3185 on: November 30, 2017, 09:13:40 PM »
+4
It isn't hard to imagine Hillary beating Sanders 100% legit at the DNC. The boring suit candidate vs a caricature of a liberal goofball commie? Completely expected.

Even if you assume that optimistic best case scenario I can't see how any Sanders supporter would be happy with VOTE FOR ME TO STAND AGAINST THE ESTABLISHMENT I NEED YOUR MONEY TO FIGHT THE ESTABLISHMENT OOPS I LOST ALL YOUR DONATIONS GO TO THE ESTABLISHMENT PLEASE VOTE FOR THE ESTABLISHMENT.

But if you ask me Sanders was bought and paid for from day one or got to meet a really exciting man holding a gun in his house once he started to do a little too well.

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3186 on: November 30, 2017, 11:03:32 PM »
+16
Sanders was just some punchy palooka the stooges at the dnc put out there to give the primary a veneer, however thin and transparent, of legitimacy because IT WAS HER TURN.

Once he started getting votes he became another dnc fundraising tool. He got paid off after the primary and now heís the richest socialist in Vermont.

Itís really sickening to see  this  old kike and fauxcahontas slithering around in public excoriating ďthe rich 1%Ē while driving expensive cars and living in multimillion dollar mansions (plural bc they have several mansions each). The balls on those hypocrites. Fuckng godless commie pieces of shit.

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3187 on: December 06, 2017, 02:13:36 AM »
+1
do we know how much lowtax pays the front page writers? particularly interested in zach since he seems pretty talented and could feasibly work elsewhere

I think it's $40/article.

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3188 on: December 15, 2017, 06:30:37 PM »
+9
Tiny Brontosaurus got perma'd finally after years of being an insanely shitty poster.

Queue the crying from the poz squad.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3843653

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3189 on: December 15, 2017, 07:50:13 PM »
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Can you get some quotes? Can't view it if you aren't logged in

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3190 on: December 15, 2017, 08:24:40 PM »
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It's too many words man

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3191 on: December 15, 2017, 08:49:37 PM »
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Can you get some quotes? Can't view it if you aren't logged in

Here is the best:
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Koalas March posted:
I keep getting asked about this, so I'm gonna put a short statement here.

I liked TB, we were buddies who were both biracial, worked in the same industry and have little patience for racism/sexism. I feel like I am obviously biased, so I'm gonna keep it short and just say that I'm bummed that one of the few black voices is gone on a forum where I've gotten PMs from POC saying that they aren't comfortable being 'out' here.

I really want to take this opportunity to say one thing: If there are any other POC or LGBT people who also feel uncomfortable being 'out', please PM me. I am always around to lend an ear and I got your back. Feedback is great for improvement and I'm trying to make sure TGRS is a welcoming place for minorities to feel comfortable being themselves and talking about shit that matters to them. I am also down for any constructive feedback from people in general.

That said...

RIP TB. Your rap sheet is legendary.

Ah yes, the mixed-race girls gotta stick together.

Tiny Brontosaurus racked up 64 probations or bans until the final permaban for #65. Holeee shit. Ahahah check out this awesome rap sheet:

LOOK UPON MY POSTING CAREER YE SHITLORDS, AND DESPAIR!

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PERMABAN12/13/17 08:21amTiny BrontosaurusI don't know how many times you've been warned, but whatever number that is, it's more than enough. Bye.R. GuyovichLowtax
BAN10/27/17 12:30amTiny BrontosaurusTLC-Dont-Go-Chasing-Traffic.mp3.R. GuyovichLowtax
PROBATION10/27/17 12:30amTiny Brontosaurus[Laughs, heartily.] User loses posting privileges for 1 month.R. GuyovichLowtax
PROBATION10/12/17 06:37pmTiny BrontosaurusI asked to keep this out of the Bad With Money thread. Please post relating to the BWM topic or do not post in the thread. That now includes just coming in to attack others, unrelated to our dispute. If you are not satisfied with the result of our exchange, escalate it to the admins, but do not bring it in to the thread again. User loses posting privileges for 1 week.MoneyballSmythe
PROBATION10/12/17 04:43pmTiny BrontosaurusI am not discussing that here. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.MoneyballMoneyball
PROBATION10/06/17 01:03pmTiny BrontosaurusCool off for a few hours. In the meantime, I can be reached at sa.moneyball@gmail.com. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.MoneyballMoneyball
PROBATION09/25/17 04:33pmTiny BrontosaurusChillax darling. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.Koalas MarchKoalas March
PROBATION09/18/17 07:33amTiny BrontosaurusBeg pardon? User loses posting privileges for 3 days.R. Guyovichzen death robot
PROBATION09/14/17 08:55pmTiny BrontosaurusHa ha, jism! User loses posting privileges for 1 day.R. Guyovichzen death robot
PROBATION08/31/17 09:57amTiny BrontosaurusPlease stop ruining our beautiful thread. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.MoneyballLowtax
PROBATION08/27/17 11:12pmTiny BrontosaurusGreat sign-off. User loses posting privileges for 1 day.R. GuyovichLowtax
PROBATION07/18/17 12:29amTiny Brontosaurushttp://i.imgur.com/V0hURal.jpg Seriously making wild accusations like this isnít something Iím going to tolerate. I happen to know for a fact that admins have zero access to users credit card and other private info. Lowtax canít even get your full CC info from the processor. So you were either making shit up to try and badger someone into doing what you wanted or you need a mental health break from the forums. Youíre getting 30 days enforce you taking a break too. This has nothing to do with this post in particular but I had to pick something. User loses posting privileges for 1 month.zen death robotzen death robot
BAN07/18/17 12:28amTiny Brontosaurushttp://i.imgur.com/V0hURal.jpg Seriously making wild accusations like this isnít something Iím going to tolerate. I happen to know for a fact that admins have zero access to users credit card and other private info. Lowtax canít even get your full CC info from the processor. So you were either making shit up to try and badger someone into doing what you wanted or you need a mental health break from the forums. Youíre getting 30 days enforce you taking a break too. This has nothing to do with this post in particular but I had to pick something.zen death robotzen death robot
PROBATION07/13/17 01:05pmTiny BrontosaurusGREAT POST! User loses posting privileges for 3 days.R. GuyovichSmythe
PROBATION07/06/17 07:37amTiny BrontosaurusUser loses posting privileges for 1 day.R. GuyovichFactsAreUseless
PROBATION06/13/17 05:48pmTiny BrontosaurusI hate this. User loses posting privileges for 1 week.R. Guyovichzen death robot
BAN06/08/17 06:49pmTiny BrontosaurusFilling the forums with the effluvium of her personality disorder.Jeffrey of YOSPOSFactsAreUseless
PROBATION05/31/17 06:58pmTiny BrontosaurusAs one of "the poor," I feel comfortable in giving you six hours for continuing this. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.LITERALLY A BIRDLITERALLY A BIRD
PROBATION05/29/17 11:38amTiny BrontosaurusDick trauma. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.R. GuyovichR. Guyovich
PROBATION05/24/17 09:59pmTiny BrontosaurusA correct post that talked about another poster killing themselves. That part was less correct. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.R. GuyovichR. Guyovich
PROBATION05/11/17 05:59amTiny Brontosaurus"I know all you'll do is just continue your tantrum that some disagreeable facts snuck through your hood's eyeholes" is a really creative insult! Let's take a day to sit down, marvel at it, and then place it high on a shelf where it can't come down into the BWM thread for a good long while. User loses posting privileges for 1 day.pig slut lisaFactsAreUseless
PROBATION05/10/17 09:03pmTiny BrontosaurusWhy the hell would someone host a "tentacle rape party" anyway? What the fuck even is that? User loses posting privileges for 3 days. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.Koalas MarchKoalas March
PROBATION04/28/17 08:21amTiny BrontosaurusC'mon now. This is too far. User loses posting privileges for 1 day.FansFactsAreUseless
PROBATION04/22/17 08:00amTiny BrontosaurusTake it down a notch. User loses posting privileges for 1 day.blunt for centuryNyc_Tattoo
BAN03/08/17 01:31pmTiny BrontosaurusAbsolutely none of this shit it true. If you plan on spreading more lies about me yet again, I will permaban you.LowtaxLowtax
PROBATION02/18/17 01:50pmTiny BrontosaurusDon't rise to bait, just report 'em. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.FansFans
PROBATION02/16/17 03:08pmTiny BrontosaurusMean. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.BalooganBaloogan
PROBATION02/13/17 06:01pmTiny BrontosaurusCheerleading still against the rules, c'mon now. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.FansFans
PROBATION02/10/17 07:19pmTiny BrontosaurusEw. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.FansFans
PROBATION02/02/17 05:14amTiny BrontosaurusPersonal Attacks. User loses posting privileges for 1 day.FansFactsAreUseless
PROBATION01/29/17 03:15pmTiny BrontosaurusPersonal attacks. User loses posting privileges for 1 day.Fanszen death robot
PROBATION01/24/17 07:01pmTiny BrontosaurusBackseat modding. User loses posting privileges for 1 day.Fanszen death robot
BAN01/22/17 02:23amTiny BrontosaurusIt's fine to be angry on the forums but this is taking the piss.FansLowtax
BAN01/19/17 02:36pmTiny BrontosaurusSigh.LowtaxLowtax
PROBATION01/17/17 06:06amTiny BrontosaurusGoodness gracious. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.Koalas MarchKoalas March
PROBATION01/09/17 06:56pmTiny BrontosaurusI said don't do this. User loses posting privileges for 1 week.slap me sillyLowtax
PROBATION01/09/17 06:49pmTiny BrontosaurusNo. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.slap me sillyslap me silly
PROBATION01/02/17 01:24pmTiny BrontosaurusIt would be pretty neat if you could engage in an argument without accusing the other party of sexual perversion. User loses posting privileges for 1 week.Absurd AlhazredFactsAreUseless
PROBATION01/02/17 12:55pmTiny BrontosaurusWhat. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.FactsAreUselessFactsAreUseless
PROBATION12/16/16 03:04pmTiny BrontosaurusDon't do this here. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.slap me sillyexmarx
PROBATION12/16/16 02:20pmTiny BrontosaurusStop it. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.slap me sillyslap me silly
PROBATION12/11/16 11:36pmTiny BrontosaurusI think the problem is more that you didn't read that first guy's post properly, and then doubled down when it was pointed out to you. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.exmarxexmarx
PROBATION12/02/16 11:00pmTiny BrontosaurusStop being obnoxious to other posters. Report and move on. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.Absurd Alhazredexmarx
PROBATION11/27/16 03:05amTiny BrontosaurusDon't tell people to drink bleach. User loses posting privileges for 1 day.exmarxexmarx
PROBATION11/12/16 03:25amTiny BrontosaurusThis is for carpet bombing and derailing a thread in the chill beerchat politics forum. Don't come back until you read the new rules in place. User loses posting privileges for 1 day.Lastgirlzen death robot
PROBATION11/12/16 03:05amTiny BrontosaurusGet out. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.LastgirlLastgirl
PROBATION10/28/16 10:32pmTiny BrontosaurusStop with the grudge-posting. User loses posting privileges for 1 day.Absurd Alhazredexmarx
PROBATION10/22/16 07:49amTiny BrontosaurusGrudge posting is tearing these forums apart. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.Absurd Alhazredexmarx
PROBATION10/13/16 02:36pmTiny BrontosaurusI'm all for making fun of liberals but complaining about the thread you're in less so. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.FansFans
PROBATION10/01/16 08:06pmTiny BrontosaurusSpreading "SedanChair is white" bullshit. User loses posting privileges for 1 day.Absurd AlhazredFactsAreUseless
PROBATION07/18/16 08:50pmTiny BrontosaurusOther people post in USPol without starting a blazing row every time, why can't you? User loses posting privileges for 1 month.Fanszen death robot
PROBATION06/03/16 07:56pmTiny BrontosaurusAlso in case you re-reg, take another month off. User loses posting privileges for 1 month.FansShine
BAN06/03/16 07:56pmTiny BrontosaurusCan't learn, won't learn.FansShine
BAN04/26/16 03:07pmTiny BrontosaurusIf you are unable to engage with USPol without posting up a shitstorm, just refrain from doing so.Absurd AlhazredLowtax
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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3192 on: December 15, 2017, 09:04:26 PM »
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I refuse to believe that Koala's march has worked in any real industry.

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3193 on: December 15, 2017, 09:08:56 PM »
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I refuse to believe that Koala's march has worked in any real industry.

"Worked"? No, that's too triggering and she has (insert leftist pseudo-malady here). Got a real bad case of it. So she needs to stay home where she can moderate a forum for free and badger people about microaggressions and be mad at her mom and grandma who pay for everything.

Any day now, her little film company is going to take off. If she can just get mo money fo dem video editing workstation/gaming desktops.

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3194 on: December 15, 2017, 10:27:57 PM »
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I can't believe Koala's March wasn't laughed out of town yet after her octoroon engaged to a white guy living in the suburbs in a decent house doxx. The Struggle for her is the Starbucks barista mispronouncing her name.

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3195 on: December 15, 2017, 11:12:36 PM »
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I can't believe Koala's March wasn't laughed out of town yet after her octoroon engaged to a white guy living in the suburbs in a decent house doxx. The Struggle for her is the Starbucks barista mispronouncing her name.
Was she the one who started that "charity" gofundme or whatever?

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3196 on: December 15, 2017, 11:35:33 PM »
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Yeah and it took a matter of minutes for goons to find another thread where she talked about wanting a high end gaming rig.

Also on top of her being an octoroon, she has probably one of the whitest names I've ever seen.

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3197 on: December 16, 2017, 07:38:28 AM »
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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3198 on: December 16, 2017, 10:18:18 AM »
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Yeah and it took a matter of minutes for goons to find another thread where she talked about wanting a high end gaming rig.

Also on top of her being an octoroon, she has probably one of the whitest names I've ever seen.
Her beta orbiters in discord desperately want to fuck her since she's the only female contact they have.

She has some bizarre fantasy of some white man worth 6 billion dollars riding in on a horse that's 50 shades of grey in to come carry her off to a better life.

Yet she can't even cook or clean.

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #3199 on: December 16, 2017, 11:55:38 AM »
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Hell of a rap sheet TB has, but I still think TenementFunster's is longer.