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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #50 on: March 14, 2013, 03:56:39 PM »
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This has probably been posted before, but I think it needs to be posted again in light of EPW's most recent flare up of self-hatred that has caused her to go overboard again. Damn does she hate attractive women, and any guy that dares to compliment them. She must be too ugly to even be "that girl" that a group of "sixes" would have hang around them to bump them up to "eight/nines" in comparison. She would just make drunk guys start puking instead of getting beer goggles.

This is absolutely true. I noticed in reading her posts in the PYF QCS thread that she constantly "jokes" that she is ugly and "the worst mod."

I think the lady doth joke too much.

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #51 on: March 14, 2013, 04:23:14 PM »
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This has probably been posted before, but I think it needs to be posted again in light of EPW's most recent flare up of self-hatred that has caused her to go overboard again. Damn does she hate attractive women, and any guy that dares to compliment them. She must be too ugly to even be "that girl" that a group of "sixes" would have hang around them to bump them up to "eight/nines" in comparison. She would just make drunk guys start puking instead of getting beer goggles.

This is absolutely true. I noticed in reading her posts in the PYF QCS thread that she constantly "jokes" that she is ugly and "the worst mod."

I think the lady doth joke too much.

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #52 on: March 14, 2013, 08:50:09 PM »
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nobody will ever convince me that she got the "eggplant wizard" name from a GWS thread rather than because they're the only dildos she can afford on a grad student budget

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #53 on: March 14, 2013, 09:41:16 PM »
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Brace yourself for a surprise: Eggplant Wizard is the name of some enemy off a Japanese anime game.

http://nintendo.wikia.com/wiki/Eggplant_Wizard

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #54 on: March 14, 2013, 09:49:09 PM »
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i said that already :hank:
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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #55 on: March 14, 2013, 09:53:33 PM »
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Did someone say something? I need to check my ignore list  :unparsons:

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #56 on: March 17, 2013, 02:40:32 AM »
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Guess which of these posts received a probation by dear Senior Woodchuck.

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I'm a neorealist on foreign policy and international relations as a whole. I don't agree with him often, but I do occasionally.

Think Samuel Huntington.

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So you're racist and/or xenophobic then.

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This really isn't the thread for it, but no not really. I just disagree with neoliberal and constructivist perspectives on IR; neoliberalism, constructivism, and neo-realism are models within which we can view and measure increasingly multipolar world. I'm not a neocon by any stretch of the imagination.

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Have a primer:

The power of states is actually an interesting topic in IR. While very few scholars currently disagree with the idea that states are the most powerful concept in a neorealist structure of the international system, there are disagreements over the system itself.

I'll give you a little breakdown of the international system and how they view the actors. Realists, particularly neorealists, view the structure of the international system as being states interacting with other states. There is an anarchy, and each state seeks to fulfill it's security needs. Liberals view the system in much the same way, but instead of constant competition (as results from realist models), they see cooperation as a possible outcome. Liberals also see the possibility of other forces influencing states, like intergovernmental organizations, nongovernmental organizations, and even substate institutions (a neorealist, for example, might ignore a conflict between the DOD and State in the US, while a neoliberal might give it some weight).

Then come others who challenge that basic system. There are a whole manner of constructivists, who see the system as constructed. Many constructivists do not challenge the idea that states are the most powerful actor, only the idea that it must be that way. Constructivists also argue that ideas are genuinely important; actors do not act without an idea in mind or an identity. Feminist constructivists actually apply this to the idea of a social constructed gender role, and use this to analyze the state. For instance, a feminist constructivist perspective of 9/11 and the aftermath would point to the swift military action that happened as catering to a conception of power and revenge that has been constructed for men to follow (and men dominate foreign policy).[super]1[/super]

Then come the radical/structuralist approaches. These are the Marxist types, who see the world not in terms of states but of a world economy and class. The World Systems Theory breaks the world down into divisions of labor (in today's world, the global economy) and classes within that (which World Systems Theory equates with a core of countries roughly corresponding to the West).


[super]1. I'm a feminist myself; this is just an extreme demonstrative example.[/super]

But please. Tell me about your extensive IR background where you decided you were able to denigrate an entire field as racist and xenophobic.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3503677&pagenumber=116&perpage=40#post413471637

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #57 on: March 17, 2013, 04:31:20 PM »
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Spoiler: PROBATION   03/16/13 02:02pm   The Iron Rose   I would rather derails like this not happen in this thread. User loses posting privileges for 12 hours.   Senior Woodchuck   Y Kant Ozma Post

How the fuck is that a derail?  Oh, not In line with the groupthink I guess.

Also what the fuck is IR?
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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #58 on: March 17, 2013, 04:51:24 PM »
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International Relations

also that post was a bunch of unintelligible jibber jabber holy cow i want to kick that goon in the nards
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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #59 on: March 26, 2013, 06:28:26 PM »
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Brace yourself for a surprise: Eggplant Wizard is the name of some enemy off a Japanese anime game.

http://nintendo.wikia.com/wiki/Eggplant_Wizard
Melanzana is Italian for eggplant and a racial epithet used for blacks.

Look at this picture of "Eggplant Wizard."





EPW is a racist.
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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #60 on: March 27, 2013, 03:52:54 PM »
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where's my purple heart I just got banned for posting "making fun of dead people is funny unless it's Vilerat then it's crossing the line" in the griefing thread after goons were discussing how they harassed a guy in Eve online who's son died.

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #61 on: March 27, 2013, 07:05:07 PM »
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where's my purple heart I just got banned for posting "making fun of dead people is funny unless it's Vilerat then it's crossing the line" in the griefing thread after goons were discussing how they harassed a guy in Eve online who's son died.

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #62 on: March 27, 2013, 09:11:40 PM »
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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #63 on: March 27, 2013, 10:08:54 PM »
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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #64 on: March 27, 2013, 11:36:56 PM »
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where's my purple heart I just got banned for posting "making fun of dead people is funny unless it's Vilerat then it's crossing the line" in the griefing thread after goons were discussing how they harassed a guy in Eve online who's son died.

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #65 on: April 03, 2013, 10:01:45 AM »
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I haven't gotten probated in a week, I guess its time i start to step up my game.
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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #66 on: April 09, 2013, 08:23:26 PM »
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Vilepilot, whoever they are, has gotten into the habit of paying $10 per post, like IWC and many before him.

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #67 on: April 11, 2013, 04:59:34 AM »
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I haven't gotten probated in a week, I guess its time i start to step up my game.

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #68 on: April 16, 2013, 10:37:01 PM »
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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #69 on: April 16, 2013, 10:47:19 PM »
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Abe tries so hard to fit in.

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #70 on: April 17, 2013, 05:12:38 AM »
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Many thanks to the OP of that thread for bolding all the realtalk.

Made it easier to scroll through all the dumbshit.

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #71 on: April 18, 2013, 02:53:58 AM »
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i guess that all translates to "i have never known the touch of a man"

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #72 on: April 18, 2013, 03:02:36 AM »
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i guess that all translates to "i have never known the touch of a man"

you know that she's been waiting to pull that since she was modded.  now that the deed is done, she's so moist that you could drown a baby in her panties.


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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #73 on: April 18, 2013, 03:19:47 AM »
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She was so happy about it she went into the PYF ban thread and bragged.

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Re: Short Bus To Bantown: Tales From The Leprous Colon
« Reply #74 on: April 18, 2013, 09:41:10 AM »
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I notice that eggplant wizard is (now?) banning people for breaking silly rules that she posts in unrelated threads