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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4350 on: December 07, 2017, 01:55:48 PM »
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Here's the trailer (From 2015)

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-XlihRr8P8" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-XlihRr8P8</a>

Looks like he doesn't even have the original figurine anymore. Shame. It was kinda cool.
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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4351 on: December 07, 2017, 02:10:34 PM »
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why is fragmaster still debasing himself in this way
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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4352 on: December 07, 2017, 04:11:14 PM »
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Grandpa didn't get the joke.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4353 on: December 07, 2017, 06:37:40 PM »
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If mommytax drank mangosteen juice she wouldn't have cancer.


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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4354 on: December 07, 2017, 07:12:37 PM »
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why is fragmaster still debasing himself in this way

I thought Frags moved to Hymietown like 6 years ago.


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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4355 on: December 07, 2017, 08:41:28 PM »
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2 is a very funny joke and I hope goons called him out

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4356 on: December 07, 2017, 11:52:12 PM »
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2 is a very funny joke and I hope goons called him out

is it a jab at lowtax? i dont know what the 2 is referring to.
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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4357 on: December 08, 2017, 12:06:07 AM »
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First time I've ever heard someone call $25,000 of cocaine a "test drug for rare leukemia"

PS look up his mom's info online, it's all public record.
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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4358 on: December 08, 2017, 12:09:52 AM »
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2 is a very funny joke and I hope goons called him out

is it a jab at lowtax? i dont know what the 2 is referring to.
As in 'Voted 1 bad thread', he voted '2', therefore softening the blow.
Goons are calling Lowtax out on this BS, but he doesn't care.


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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4359 on: December 08, 2017, 12:18:00 AM »
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laffo who the fuck could possibly fall for this con, anyone paying attention would figure it's the other way around and Lowtax can only afford his home because of mom's money

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4360 on: December 08, 2017, 03:24:20 AM »
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Looks like he doesn't even have the original figurine anymore. Shame. It was kinda cool.

He probably sold that for a few quick bucks.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4361 on: December 08, 2017, 06:01:46 AM »
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Did anyone ever give a shit about Doom House back then, let alone today?

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4362 on: December 08, 2017, 06:54:54 AM »
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Did anyone ever give a shit about Doom House?
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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4363 on: December 08, 2017, 08:47:31 AM »
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I tried to find the avatar for Forums Cancer and apply some MS paint lipstick and eye shadow so that I could make a 'Found your mom' joke but Forums Cancer avatars are difficult to find! :(

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4364 on: December 08, 2017, 12:43:34 PM »
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Did anyone ever give a shit about Doom House back then, let alone today?

It was the height of comedy when I was 15 or 16 or whenever

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4365 on: December 08, 2017, 12:49:09 PM »
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Did anyone ever give a shit about Doom House back then, let alone today?

It was the height of comedy when I was 15 or 16 or whenever
Imagine if the Numa Numa guy was still trying to milk that dead cow? I don't like to use the word pathetic to describe a thing(cause it usually means just fuck you) but there genuinely isn't another way to describe it.
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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4366 on: December 08, 2017, 02:36:12 PM »
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I tried to find the avatar for Forums Cancer and apply some MS paint lipstick and eye shadow so that I could make a 'Found your mom' joke but Forums Cancer avatars are difficult to find! :(

This is the best idea I have ever read

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4367 on: December 08, 2017, 10:24:29 PM »
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If he's as cash strapped as he claims then he should qualify for medicaid,ashli should too and she should be able to get wic. :geithner:

Apparently the medicaid annual household income limit for adults with dependant children in Missouri is $3,562 for a family of 3. Lowtax actually almost certainly gets too many :tenbux: to qualify. The kid might be eligible, though. MI WIC eligibility for a family of 3 is $37,777 annually, which is much more likely.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4368 on: December 08, 2017, 10:27:59 PM »
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Red Letter Media made Space Cop and routinely puts out things like Best of the Worst. Doom House wouldn't cut it in this day and age. The people at RLM clearly give a shit and they don't have the mentality of "lets put out a bunch of halfassed crap because it would be funnay because we're doing a movie that's supposed to be a major endeavor of talent and skill but we're not taking it seriously or even planning things out" like lowtax does.

I could probably shoot doom house in a fucking day and have it edited and ready to go in under a month. It's really nothing but a 15 minute skit, that's all.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4369 on: December 09, 2017, 02:28:18 PM »
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Lowtax is a few months away from throwing tupperware parties.


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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4370 on: December 09, 2017, 03:41:10 PM »
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The only party lowtax will have is his funeral.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4371 on: December 09, 2017, 04:23:52 PM »
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Lowtax is a few months away from throwing tupperware parties.

Lol can you even imagine?

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4372 on: December 09, 2017, 05:51:21 PM »
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Lowtax is a few months away from throwing tupperware parties.

The virgin incel businessman demands absolute purity in all his vendors. He virtue signals by running banner ads for lefty causes without finding out if they will benefit his business or resonate with his market.

The Chad businessman listens to his customers, builds brand loyalty through targeted advertising and running promotions of products that have helped him become successful. His customers know that when Chad recommends something, it's probably pretty good because of his track record. Chad makes sure Stacy's small business gets an influx of customers while Chad gets a kickback and they all prosper together.

Ultragoon Lowtax wraps a basic affiliate link in seven layers of irony and goony doublespeak to the point that anyone who hasn't cringed themselves to death can't tell if this is a serious vendor worth visiting or another wacky, zany bit of internet humor from 2001. Lowtax doesn't target his audience because he hates and fears his audience. No one prospers except for those who scam goons independently of Lowtax's recommendations.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4373 on: December 09, 2017, 09:11:35 PM »
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You know this bitch motherfucker has been ranting for over a DECADE about warez and filez and now he's pimping out a service for it? Is there a level beyond hypocrisy and a word to describe it? He and his little mooks have effected tens of thousands of bans over the years for even mentioning illegal downloading. They are willing to recursively diagram gay clown logic and break down 10 steps of how your 2 word sentence was suggesting illegal downloads. Fuck this fucking mutt bread carnival huckster.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #4374 on: December 10, 2017, 12:39:21 AM »
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LOL if you think Poor Richard has any kind of logic behind his decisions.  Nigga is just doing as many cash grabs as possible while doing as little work as possible.