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Modern liberalism is a mental disorder
« on: August 07, 2017, 01:13:19 PM »
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Unable to cope with the American population and pretty much everyone worldwide rejecting their infantile, malformed clusterfuck of an "ideology", libshits now introduce us to professional cuddling.  :tuss:

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The reasons one seeks out a professional cuddling experience range from average adults seeking connection, those on the autistic spectrum, those healing from sexual trauma, adults dealing with sexual dysfunction or for older virgins to practice touch in a safe environment. The elephant in the room during some of these sessions, though, is the current state of the country’s affairs. Since November – and the election of Donald Trump – professional cuddling services have seen a spike in client interest.

A scene from a cuddle party is described:

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Along one wall, participants sit stacked snugly in between another person’s legs, one person using another’s body as a support pillow; in the middle of the room is a spooning train; others sit side-by-side coloring

A spooning train is apparently a sort of horizontal conga line for low-functioning sociopaths who have to shell out money to get others to touch them. Dysfunctional redditors pay $80/hour for these sessions.

Here’s a more affordable idea. If they can’t deal with the trauma of an election not going their way, they should stay away from politics altogether — no watching MSNBC, no reading dead and gay magazines like Rolling Stone, no shouting politically correct autismo, and no voting. That way they won’t have to bother normal people with their perpetually offended whims.
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Re: Modern liberalism is a mental disorder
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2017, 01:53:07 PM »
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Why don't you stay out of politics and leave it to the professionals.

Celebrities.  :tuss:

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Re: Modern liberalism is a mental disorder
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2017, 02:19:57 PM »
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horizontal conga line for low-functioning sociopaths

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Re: Modern liberalism is a mental disorder
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2017, 02:32:26 PM »
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horizontal conga line for low-functioning sociopaths

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Sounds like SS, maybe we aren't so different after all  :allears:

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Re: Modern liberalism is a mental disorder
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2017, 03:17:36 PM »
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guess all those intersectionality workshops or whatever the fuck didn't count for boo

wow who knew hyper-individualist dog-eat-dog liberal democracies could lead to something like this. there are millions of people whistling down this abyss of urban loneliness who are so sensitized to human interaction they can't handle an election result without shelling almost an entire c-note to touch another human being's skin

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Re: Modern liberalism is a mental disorder
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2017, 03:24:59 PM »
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Having a mental disorder has been both honorable and commendable since current year -3 or so anyway

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Re: Modern liberalism is a mental disorder
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2017, 04:37:52 PM »
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If I'm paying $80/hr I at least want a handy at the end  :colbert:

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Re: Modern liberalism is a mental disorder
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2017, 05:17:33 PM »
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LOLLLLLLLL only a group as materialistic and yet emotionally underdeveloped as modern libfags could find this appealing.  It's like selling out their psyches for the smallest of dopamine bursts has gotten to be such a habit that they celebrate what any normal mind would consider a disappointing waste of a few hours.  Also exchanging affection for dollars is right up their alley because despite how much they claim to hate prostitution, they're willing to accept it provided it conforms to their autistic directives.

Also fucking lol at Rolling Stone hitting the relevant stories that shape our youth.  I doubt there's more than a half a dozen of these cringefests yet because the children of the most abhorrent and deluded boomers are the ones attending them (aka Rolling Stone execs), that's what they cover.  I'm sure 80% of young people wouldn't be caught dead at these virgin rituals and certainly none who will ever make a difference in the nation's future.

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Re: Modern liberalism is a mental disorder
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2017, 11:02:25 PM »
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portland eh

cant wait to watch them cuddle the missile north korea accidentally sends

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Re: Modern liberalism is a mental disorder
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2017, 11:03:30 PM »
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I live in the heart of bugman land and man, cashing in on that sweet prog money by catering to their needs sounds like a surefire way to get rich and helping to restore things to their natural order.


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Re: Modern liberalism is a mental disorder
« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2017, 11:07:02 PM »
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portland eh

cant wait to watch them cuddle the missile north korea accidentally sends

>be me
>24 years old, autistic, mild depression, MTF trans
>go to group cuddling session
>sit down, lean back
>guy who's cuddling me is really soft, like a beanbag chair
>can faintly hear his heartbeat
>as we cuddle he hums, strokes my hair
>its nice
>look up
>it's Kim Jong-Un
>"Arrahu akbal", he whispers
>200 megaton nuclear warhead detonates
>incinerated instantly
>i'll never forget that moment because it's burned into my retinas
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Re: Modern liberalism is a mental disorder
« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2017, 09:27:58 AM »
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Is this where I can post my lolworthy arguments with IRL shitlibs?

The most common and most re-occurring argument I face in regards to "muh Russia" is what shitlibs consider proof, burden of proof, reasonable doubt, etc. I am a blind, bootlicking truth denier because I don't consider the piss dossier, the Trump Jr. lawyer meeting or the firing Comey "proof."

 :madgoon: : "What's it gonna take for you to see the TRUTH!? How much fucking proof do you need?!"
 :colbert: : "Any.... Any proof. But that's just it, it has to be proof!"
 :madgoon: : "BUT I'VE SENT YOU SO MUCH PROOF! MUH PISS DOSSIER! MUH COMEY! MUH TRUMP JR."
 :colbert: : "That's narrative, not proof."
:madgoon: : "HE BROKE THE LAW! HE DIDN'T DISCLOSE THE RUSSIAN LAWYER MEETING WITH THE FBI!"
:colbert: : "I don't think that's against the law." *checks FEC website* "Nothing about disclosing meetings with foreign government officials with the FBI. Not that the lawyer was a foreign government official, to begin with. Yup, just a bunch of stuff about donations from foreign entities."
:madgoon: : "OH, IT WAS ILLEGAL! YOU WANT PROOF?!?!?" *sends a mile long NPR article*
:colbert: "Screenshot the part where it says the meeting was illegal."

ladies and gentlemen of the Nazi forum... The PROOF on why the Trump Jr. meeting was totally an FEC violation.... A fucking NPR article on an NPR interview with god-knows-who.... Again, I doctored it up and sent it right back to him...



The best proof he could find was some quote from NPR saying "it's a whole bunch of nothing"

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Re: Modern liberalism is a mental disorder
« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2017, 10:32:08 AM »
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Plug in your phone every once in a while.

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Re: Modern liberalism is a mental disorder
« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2017, 10:41:03 AM »
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Plug in your phone every once in a while.

You're supposed to completely drain the battery before recharging.

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Re: Modern liberalism is a mental disorder
« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2017, 10:56:59 AM »
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I think that's not the case anymore. I know it was for NiCads, but I understand the tech is different now.
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Re: Modern liberalism is a mental disorder
« Reply #15 on: August 08, 2017, 11:47:17 AM »
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3: Allow partial discharges and avoid full ones (usually)
Unlike NiCad batteries, lithium-ion batteries do not have a charge memory. That means deep-discharge cycles are not required. In fact, it's better for the battery to use partial-discharge cycles.

There is one exception. Battery experts suggest that after 30 charges, you should allow lithium-ion batteries to almost completely discharge. Continuous partial discharges create a condition called digital memory, decreasing the accuracy of the device's power gauge. So let the battery discharge to the cut-off point and then recharge. The power gauge will be recalibrated.

4: Avoid completely discharging lithium-ion batteries
If a lithium-ion battery is discharged below 2.5 volts per cell, a safety circuit built into the battery opens and the battery appears to be dead. The original charger will be of no use. Only battery analyzers with the boost function have a chance of recharging the battery.

Also, for safety reasons, do not recharge deeply discharged lithium-ion batteries if they have been stored in that condition for several months.
One cycle is just one bout of discharging, but how much energy you discharge in one go—a measure referred to as depth of discharge (DoD)—matters bigtime. Lithium-ions really hate a deep depth of discharge. According to Battery University, a staggeringly exhaustive resource on the topic, a li-ion that goes through 100 percent DoD (the user runs it down all the way to zero before recharging) can degrade to 70 percent of its original capacity in 300-500 cycles. With a DoD of 25 percent, where the user plugs it in as soon as it gets to 75 percent remain, that same battery could be charged up to 2,500 times before it starts to seriously degrade.
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Re: Modern liberalism is a mental disorder
« Reply #16 on: August 08, 2017, 12:07:27 PM »
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I think that's not the case anymore. I know it was for NiCads, but I understand the tech is different now.

PSA: draining your Lithium Ion type batteries all the way can ruin them forever.

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Re: Modern liberalism is a mental disorder
« Reply #17 on: August 08, 2017, 12:15:07 PM »
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Hey, it's not my phone. He screenshotted that stupid fucking not-at-all proof article and sent it to me.

Constant REEEEEEEEEEEEEing over treason must have drained it.

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Re: Modern liberalism is a mental disorder
« Reply #18 on: August 08, 2017, 12:19:25 PM »
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Is anyone here really spergy enough to pay such close attention to when the charge their phone?

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Re: Modern liberalism is a mental disorder
« Reply #19 on: August 08, 2017, 12:32:39 PM »
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Quote from: George Lincoln Rockwell
The Conservatives have a slogan which I think is despicable and defeatist: "It's better to be dead than red." And the Commies and Liberals have a slogan which is even worse, it's treason, they say: "It's better to be red than dead." We say this: "You don't have to be Red and you don't have to be Dead. Not dead. Not Red. Dead Reds"


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Re: Modern liberalism is a mental disorder
« Reply #20 on: August 08, 2017, 12:44:15 PM »
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« Reply #21 on: August 08, 2017, 12:46:38 PM »
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Re: Modern liberalism is a mental disorder
« Reply #22 on: August 08, 2017, 01:29:42 PM »
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a man who has presumably done everything in his power to conform to the ideal feminine thinks there's no such thing as essence :burnslol:


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Re: Modern liberalism is a mental disorder
« Reply #23 on: August 08, 2017, 01:55:47 PM »
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If antifa has taught us anything its that no one on the left has a contingency plan for if the wrongthinkers punch back. Its pure fantasy which is why it always ends with "And then I vanquish the brute with one mighty blow."

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« Reply #24 on: August 08, 2017, 05:47:54 PM »
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If antifa has taught us anything its that no one on the left has a contingency plan for if the wrongthinkers punch back. Its pure fantasy which is why it always ends with "And then I vanquish the brute with one mighty blow."

Not only that, but we're still deep in the early "the Leftist cries out in pain as he strikes you" phase. There's not any actual right-wing violence going on (yet) outside of fairly tame responses in kind at the street rallies that turned into mini-riots.
Quote from: George Lincoln Rockwell
The Conservatives have a slogan which I think is despicable and defeatist: "It's better to be dead than red." And the Commies and Liberals have a slogan which is even worse, it's treason, they say: "It's better to be red than dead." We say this: "You don't have to be Red and you don't have to be Dead. Not dead. Not Red. Dead Reds"